Breathy new officer Terri Malone catches The Freak in an uncharacteristically charitable mood, and the pair waste no time bonding over a scotch egg in the staffroom. Before you know it they are admiring one another's taste in blouses and talking shop in a local tinkly piano'd bar. Joan demonstrates that her seduction techniques are not quite as slick as her hair, but luckily Terri is as simperingly forthright as she is cloudily-haired, and in no time at all, in the hotbed of romance that is the Wentworth Detention Centre staffroom, they are shamelessly touching one another's hands whilst grinning arousedly. Later, they swap seats in their other favourite haunt, and, undeterred by the relentless pianist, Terri responds to Joan(who understandably glosses over her infamous black-gloved technique when claiming she would never force herself on anybody)'s startling "I am what I am" speech as any red-blooded woman would, whisking her off home without further ado.