True true

indeed

I can relate to that for sure, for sure.

Idk, feels more like being a gex fan in gex night.

Being a fan of Scott the Woz is like being a fan of connoreatspants

its too bad there aren’t many pro-controllers willing to express their opinion, so it’s cool to hear Scott talking about this, coming from a pro-controller myself!

Sorry but I'm anti-controller I just can't support them

Let's hope the Anti-Controllers don't try to cancel him on twitter

He's an inspiration to us all.

I’m Pro-Keyboard and Mouse.

It’s NOT cool! They don’t MAKE MOST of these anymore and we’re loosing more and more through time and accidents as it is!

Mhm yes very cool! I loved the part where he killed off 3 gameboys

duality of man

@@_.luminosity._ LOL

*Caddicarus has entered the chat*

I'm pretty sure that one of the main improvements its successor is going to make is having a good D-Pad for the pro controller.

Maybe they should consider putting a decent d pad on a STANDARD controller.

At least the D-Pad for Wii and Wii U controllers were good, but once the Switch came, they barely tried to make either the Joy Cons and Pro at the very least, decent.

@@jmredguppy2799 Switch Lite had a good D-Pad.

@@lol-ih1tl yeah, for ON. THE. GO. The fact that Nintendo gave us an actual GOOD D-Pad on the Switch Lite, a system STRICTLY meant for Handheld play only and doesn’t connect to a dock, not to mention not including it on the OLED MODEL AT LEAST!!!…. *NINTENDO, A GIANT CORPORATION* “Some friend you turned out to be :(“

I tell myself that he buys broken stuff off ebay for those. For my sanity

I mean he did spend around a couple hundred bucks just for this video

​@WarKeineAbsicht I assumed that too, knowing he have bought used bundles of NES catridges for merch. Somehow I'm imagining Scott having a sort of shopping checklist for "props to destroy" before making an episode lol

@@WarKeineAbsichtyeah I'm sure that's the case, right scott? Right?!

​@@WarKeineAbsicht Unfortunately he also destroys perfectly working things too.

I mean who doesn't love throwing 200 dollars at the wall for a 1 second gag?

@@Fenyx_Birbhe what

i noticed that, but personally im worried that its going to go down a way too absurdist route in terms of comedy and the quality of the show will go down but i doubt it

@@Fenyx_BirbHe threw the Dualsense edge in this episode?

I hate that I have to look at poop every time I see your user profile picture

I think there's ways to mod the d pad and make it usable. Look it up if you're interested.

​@@Rubiktor012Yeah I think you need to put a few bits of tape around the contacts. Gotta be careful though, because you can inadvertently disable diagonal inputs

I’ve never had that problem. Then again I have tiny hands so that might be why

Ok well my joycons made me walk into lava in minecraft and die thanks to the drift feature. Want an autograph??

@@teathesilkwing7616 the first few batches of the Switch pro controller had that problem. Since they released the Xenoblade 2 version they fixed that problem by extending the central "pillar" of the d-pad so it registered more correctly. Spawn Wave made a video about that iirc

We used to use shoulder buttons for that 😁

So i could spend an extra $80-100 on a fancy controller, or i could just play claw...

@@ChickenTeller Or you could spend $20 less and get a 3rd party controller

Paying for a more decked out controller and struggling to undo muscle memory I've had since childhood sounds miserable. I'll just play slightly worse lol.

@@Yohoat It doesn't take as long as you'd think to change how you play and some controllers are cheaper than the official pro controllers

And God, that mustache . . can't forget the mustache ❤

The united states military is using technology and manpower to protect deviant sadistic Child SAers that are misusing their access to advanced tools to spy on, harass, and forcibly SA children.This sometimes follows them into adulthood. Children that are still too young to know that what they are seeing is not normal are being exposed to disgusting deviant content that is forcibly shown to them by hacking their devices. Many victims may not even know they have been targeted by this, because the majority of the actual SA happens when they are slipped something that incapacitates them or they are asleep, the only reason they might know is because the perpetrator may leave behind physical evidence, like bruises, scratches, or bodily fluids. If a victim discovers what has happened to them these worms will misuse equipment and manpower to stalk, shame, mock, and generally try to make the lives of the people affected by this as hellish as possible both offline and online. They follow victims in person and try to intimidate or harass them. They generally use different people who act as though they aren't affiliated with each other and don't do anything they can be arrested for at the time of the harassment. They think they can shame and mock their victims into silence because some of what happens is coerced. These are depraved cowards that gather in groups to harass solitary women and children just to protect deviant SAers. They harass the victims to try to instigate a violent reaction that they can be locked up for. This is a strategy they have used for decades against enemies in different contexts, only the child SAers use it to try to get rid of victims with the aid of advanced military technology.

Jerry Attricks has got to be in the running for an Oscar

best himbo recurring character of 2023

me too

I love watching 2 second video’s

And we’re already at nearly 5,000 views 😮🙌

Agreed

Yes

The Xbox 360 one is from his apartment

I see the top floor roof so i can easily tell, though thanks for pointing it out because i wasn’t originally looking intently at the screen during that part, but it’s a hilarious bit hearing him say this sucks synced up like that hah.

It's stuff like this that makes him one of the best creators on the platform.

I just realized that he has the “chef’s hat” that he used in the video Cookin’ Hard!

I will hard defend the layout, it is exceedingly comfortable compared to the 360. Imo, people were just forced into liking that layout due to the ps3 failing for most of its life

@@genderender I will also defend the layout, it's unironically one of the most comfortable controllers I've used

@@kingsharpie420 “you’re a Nintendo fan” is a poor argument when I don’t even own a switch and emulate all of my Nintendo games on a pc

I'M SHIT MY PANTS SCOTT DID TEASING ME AGAIN FOR A PART 2 OF THE WII U SAGA. i hope this christmas... WILL IT MAKE A PART 2?

defence of what, a useless game pad I would use the wiimote 100% on wii u games if i could and shoot the game pad out of misery

"only the best for my lil gamer" cracked me up the most for some reason lol

I have yet to not be shocked when a piece of hardware gets destroyed, specially when it's something rare.

​@@BrazillianCara James Rolfe started it all lol

@@jr2904 That explains why I got AVGN vibes from this video lol

@@ShallBePurified Bruh, the way he looked at the Jaguar Pro Controller was straight classic AVGN.

I guess it can be a controller depending on who's using it.

@@Some-guy-on-the-internetHe can have fun, and she can too.

Yeah, sounds like a razor.

The fact that you said the fact that shows the fact that you didn’t really need to say the fact that

@@kingpen5866i don’t know wtf you just said but take my like anyway

HIS NAME IS JERRY ATTRICKS

@@cybafunkahe means op made us think of “hey yall” whether op liked it or not

Now, it can go in the compilation?

You haunt me every day HEISENBERG. Long time no see

I can never not see you anywhere, help

He’s an adult??

@@mikeomatic9905No, he’s 6. Don’t know what these idiots are talking about…

Ayo i know I'm late but i need to know how, help a brotha out

@@kingezekiel125 On the snes, with a turbo controller, you set it up to just the jump button in a corner near enemies that respawn. Leave it on for a day and you’ll have maxed out your levels

@@mattmacleod7489 Ayo thanks man, if I get stuck il keep it going for a while

Fun fact: some Famiclones that were popular in Russia back then, had turbo buttons

The shooter got in through the roof, obviously

i found it very derivative of asdfmovie

@@NSegaStuff thats exactly what i was thinking

thanks for explaining the joke. makes em funnier

tha'ts very gullible of you

Banished from Earth, Scott the Woz, broadcasts from the Intergalactic Space Arcade on his never ending mission to review everything.

​@@Civilian08Gah, that took me waaaaaay back.

He hasn’t covered everything, we still need the L button video

If there are no general topics left, he can still talk about specific games (as he already did quite a lot). And you know there are still at least a few games out there + they just continue to come out.

​@@Mimi.1001there's a million topics if you're creative enough. Only limit is what he feels like covering.

Quick, someone make a controller that’s just an L button!

Is not the Wii Controller a lower "L", when you think about it?

@@Vixen1525uhhhhh we prefer to be called “Little People”

Nintendo has crazy manuals just look at the wii

Can you elaborate on this please?

Wait what?

​@@tomrees82Splatoon 1 had a local 1v1 mode called Battle Dojo where one player uses the GamePad and the other uses the TV with either a Wii U Pro Controller or a Wii Classic Controller (Pro). Since neither of these controllers have built in motion sensors, the GamePad player is always at a disproportionate advantage. Nintendo made a post on Tumblr IIRC instructing players to tie a Wii Remote Plus (or just a normal Wii Remote with a Wii Motion Plus connected) to one of these controllers which would allow you to control the camera with its gyroscope. Enabling this mode also requires inputting a specific button combination at the main screen for Battle Dojo. Once you've done all of this, it does indeed work. You control everything with the normal controller while the Wii Remote handles the gyro controls, though it won't be quite as responsive and precise as the GamePad.

Except the Wii U Pro controller, that thing is amazing.

@@TheJadeFist - The Wii U Pro Controller, aka, just a controller. 😂

he made a 20 min unscripted video about the WII classic controller in Scott´s Stash, my man is full of insults for controllers 💀

Why are you surprised this is the exact same type of content he’s done for the last 4 years

I'm surprised that Scott released multiple videos before finishing his rant about the Wii-U (I'm fucking crying for part 2)

The "Hey all, Scott here!"s are getting increasingly close to the end and I feel like we're approaching a video where he forgets it entirely.

Late but, Ratatouille

It's *hey all*

What made it special is that he said “Hey All, Scott There!!”

People still think it's "y'all"? It's in his channel description

@@CARDSSerus he even made damn shirts with it 💀

And saying “Hey all, Scott there” is outside his scope of practice so he’s really putting it all on the line.

It reminds me of Family Guy cutscenes, except Scott's are actually funny and not "This reminds Peter of the time he did something"

agreed!!!

Yeah I feel you, it feels so absurd yet so natural

@@shadowwolf9823 10 years from now on there will be holographic youtube shorts with a scott the woz clip with subway surfers gameplay playing below to maintain viewer retention

He’s real good but man a 30 min video. It’s a bit drawn out. Wish they were half the time.

Wait, how do you use it with a switch? It’s for the Wii U, so did you mod it or something?

@@CrackerJackhammerEntertainment It’s called the Mayflash Magic NS 2. It’s a cheap, non modding method to connect most Bluetooth controllers to any system that accepts USB controller input. Since it covers almost any wireless system, I’ll even use my Wii U pro controller on PS3. It’s a must buy for anyone gaming on a budget.

Someone who just barely figures out you can turn while using face buttons has never been exposed to the true ancient eldritch knowledge known as claw gripping. Saves you like a hundred dollars too.

@@queuedjar4578 I tried claw grip and hated it lol. I never was able to get used to it. But also the joystick tension and longer joystick made aiming feel soooo much better in games like rainbow six siege. The trigger stops were really good for pistols and the new d-pad is so good for fighting games. This controller is just all around everything I needed lol.

@@queuedjar4578 or even in certain games you can even give yourself easier free mapping buttons with they paddles by binding something important to a useless/less important button (usually a d-pad bind) and then map the paddle to that button.

As a fan of the classic Armored Core games, I know all about the Claw Grip, lol

@@spacespace321 your loss lol.

This is what I was thinking of the whole time. I don't need these things, but I've seen people who do. It's great to have an option out there for a legit controller that allows remapping and the attachment of custom paddles is ingenious. It sucks that the price point is so ridiculously high for it, but I suppose that's probably less money than having to take apart a controller and build your own accessibility device into a tray table or the like. Especially if you aren't a DIY master like the ones I've seen. Wish he'd at least mentioned accessibility.

Thanks

Wow that's a short episode

I was so confused before this, appreciate it

Lol

Thanks, saved me a couple seconds

He is truly the 4th scott ever 😢

Stand back everyone im beginning to woz

I can feel him wozzing all over me

@@pjzg2686HOW MUCH ARE YOU GOING TO WOZ, SIRE?

No wonder he had to keep moving house.

It upsets me greatly

Violence👍

​@@Texelion3Dprintsfrom what I can tell from the behind the scenes, most of the stuff is already broken. He uses the same non-functioning DS a lot for example

​​@@rougeknight4029Except for one 3ds on of his episodes can't remember the name but he said something like "It's f***ing mario kart again"

Bruh such a Waste of devices just for a scene

Exactly. There are games for which top sticks are absolutely perfect. I have a controller with symmetrical top sticks, but it's a Switch Pro controller, and a pair of JoyCons like that. For some games, it's just better.

Wii U Pro controller is the GOAT. All it needed was analog triggers and maybe motion controls. I still use it over my switch controller to this day. You can buy a universal Bluetooth adapter and use it on most systems.

hey all! Scott here! do you like paying taxes?

I just discovered his 2nd channel where he does just that. It's great.

​@@waqas4318Fake. Nobody actually likes paying taxes

Plus he talked about the triggers , but didn’t mention the right, and left buttons.

It's simply not worth it because it's already 3x the original price and then you have to buy the replacement sticks anyway you'll never make your money based on that alone unless your pumping out like 7 controllers and then your the problem

@@gigapac my controllers typically break within 3 months (and no, I don't abuse it, I just play a lot). The controller that is worth 3x the original price lasted me more than 9 months, so it did end up saving me money unless I decided to settle for using a controller with egregious stick drift (stick drift so bad, I could'nt even navigate the menus without difficulty)

@@MysticMicrowave I have no life and play my ps5 nearly 12 hours a Day and controller's last me 7 months your the problem God damn calm down on your sticks man

@@MysticMicrowave and 9 month's for a pro controller bro you must be smashing your sticks in every death I've never heard of someone so bad with there controllers 💀

@@gigapac i said my pro controller lasted me longer than 9 months, meaning that I would have saved money since It lasted more than 3x longer. I'm on Xbox so I don't know if that has worse stick drift.

Actually, that's more so the opposite of insane. $230 AUD = $146 USD, which is even a bit cheaper than the $150 the controller went for in the US itself. The Switch Lite is $200, so $146 seems about right for how much a used one would generally cost. I don't want to be rude here, but it really seems like you weren't aware that Australian and United States dollars aren't the same value, something I've seen people not know a couple dozen times in KZfaq comments sections alone. 😑

wait scott THERE?

Nope he still hasn’t touched custom controllers He could get a 27 video documentary on custom ganecube controllers for melee alone

fr fr @@jmurray1110

time for accessibility controllers

What about TV/DVD Remote-Style Controllers? There are several Playstation ones + you can't forget the Wii U gamepads quintessential function!

I was also sold 1 second into the video lmao

the geneva convention or whatever among us won’t like that

Wonder if Scott showing up with an Elite Controller at a cook-off might also be a continuation of the end joke of "Personal Trainer: Cooking" where he blames the controller for his meal turning bad.

did he get put out

haha

No, just for three seconds from 13:54 to 13:57.

Its the only way I could do the horseback archery minigame in BOTW.

Seriously, I use gyro aiming exclusively in Pokemon games (espec Arceus) and BOTW'TOTK! MUCH more accurate for me! A lot more fun, too! lol.

It has its perks but it catches me off guard in like ToTK when I have to lift up the controller from my lap and get it orientated. Like geez Nintendo, let me play video games snuggled up in bed

Buh'ns.

You pronounced "Scott" wrong.

​@@Tonjit41Scett

A new Scott vid makes my day go from meh to great

your pfp doesn't seem to agree though.

then why are you sad mr. sad face

There's a mexican saying that goes: "el muerto al pozo, y el vivo al gozo", which is a rhyme that says something along the lines of: "the dead to the grave as the living to enjoyment", meaning that life goes on after a loved one dies, and to keep enjoying it, as they won't be able to again.

...or that youtube prromotes certain "creators"

​@@yamo511sometimes KZfaq does things right and that is one of them

Naw he’s kind of decreasing He peaked in 2021 (Mario party 2’s a good example)