Pro-Life Comedian?

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Ben Shapiro

Ben Shapiro

11 ай бұрын

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@commandowalperson3113
@commandowalperson3113 11 ай бұрын
I love how he notices the audience’s change in reaction when he brings up the other side of the issue…
@rachelgodwin563
@rachelgodwin563 11 ай бұрын
😂
@PtylerBeats
@PtylerBeats 11 ай бұрын
Not only did he notice it, I’m pretty convinced that he anticipated it. I think his “see, that’s where it gets weird” was scripted about as much as his entire routine was. It sounds like he practiced that timing lol a lot of times, good comedians know exactly when and how audiences are going to react and they prepare themselves for those reactions
@markzuckergecko621
@markzuckergecko621 11 ай бұрын
@@PtylerBeats because you can disagree with a regular person, and they'll hear you out, but when you disagree with a leftist they immediately react with hostility.
@PunkRockNerd10171
@PunkRockNerd10171 11 ай бұрын
What’s really funny af is how the religious right doesn’t know their own bible is pro abortion. Moses and god even detailed an abortion cocktail recipe in Numbers 5:11-22. Not to mention Numbers 31:17-18 or 1 Samuel 15:3
@exenihilo
@exenihilo 11 ай бұрын
@@PunkRockNerd10171could you explain what any of those passages have to do with an abortion?
@javiersds8081
@javiersds8081 11 ай бұрын
"You cake-murdering son of a bitch!" had me dying.
@LargeBurriito
@LargeBurriito 11 ай бұрын
I’m totally for abortion but you are undeniably killing a baby
@hoodiedon0824
@hoodiedon0824 11 ай бұрын
Fax bruh love this guy💀😂
@anitathomas8208
@anitathomas8208 11 ай бұрын
I know!!!
@yugandharbeesetty905
@yugandharbeesetty905 11 ай бұрын
Like those babies
@chandabrown48
@chandabrown48 11 ай бұрын
That’s what got me!!!
@joselbazcom4221
@joselbazcom4221 Ай бұрын
It has to be a comedian to point out the obvious. Excellent analogy.
@BoOranito1
@BoOranito1 4 ай бұрын
He puts it in a way where everybody can follow and have a laugh too. He is brilliant.
@joeywestfall8232
@joeywestfall8232 25 күн бұрын
Wellllllll….. he put it in a way where you could laugh, but the analogy makes no sense. Making a human is NOTHING like making a cake lol
@jeremyofdee3274
@jeremyofdee3274 23 күн бұрын
he's one of my fav stand up comedians.
@Jeremiahkilday02
@Jeremiahkilday02 23 күн бұрын
​@@joeywestfall8232ya it is you put "batter" in the "oven" and given enough time something good comes out
@joeywestfall8232
@joeywestfall8232 23 күн бұрын
@@Jeremiahkilday02 lol yup, nailed it
@LitChiefLolo
@LitChiefLolo 14 күн бұрын
You wouldnt get it ​@@joeywestfall8232
@howardchen3456
@howardchen3456 10 ай бұрын
When a comedian says "however" ... it's about to get real😂
@judoclawplays962
@judoclawplays962 10 ай бұрын
Look up louis ck's "of course, but maybe"
@danielpizana3682
@danielpizana3682 10 ай бұрын
ESPECIALLY when that comedian is friggin Burr lmfao
@FutureAbe
@FutureAbe 10 ай бұрын
@@judoclawplays962….. BUT MAAAYBEEY
@MikeKulls2
@MikeKulls2 10 ай бұрын
Bill is pretty much a lefty and he said right at the start he's not anti abortion. Shapiro seems too stupid to see this
@auro5746
@auro5746 10 ай бұрын
​@@judoclawplays962I think about that bit every day man it always brings a smile to my face
@tomr1991
@tomr1991 11 ай бұрын
This is why I love Bill Burr.
@ceciliaeguilos5748
@ceciliaeguilos5748 11 ай бұрын
LMAO. He satiated with PIZZA PIE.
@PunkRockNerd10171
@PunkRockNerd10171 11 ай бұрын
What’s really funny is how the religious right doesn’t even realize their bible is pro abortion. Moses and god even have an abortion cocktail recipe in Numbers 5:11-22. Not to mention Numbers 31:17-18 or 1 Samuel 15:3
@kiaayo33
@kiaayo33 11 ай бұрын
​@@PunkRockNerd10171Regardless it's hilarious seeing Walking Graveyards Cry and Moan that they can't blend their children in their vaginas, it's like a constant Bill Burr Comedy Show!
@TheBlondNPC
@TheBlondNPC 11 ай бұрын
Isn’t He in mando
@thebigfrog0770
@thebigfrog0770 11 ай бұрын
Too sacrilegious for me.
@deboraballes9044
@deboraballes9044 Ай бұрын
His "howevers" are epic😂
@thetexanbuzzsaw3145
@thetexanbuzzsaw3145 Ай бұрын
Carlin would be so proud of him.
@ithinkflutterawesome6511
@ithinkflutterawesome6511 12 күн бұрын
“Most of the people who are against abortion, they’re not pro-life, you know what they are, they’re anti-woman.” - George Carlin
@ithinkflutterawesome6511
@ithinkflutterawesome6511 12 күн бұрын
Also Carlin was against government control, giving the government total control over people’s medical decisions as something he despised. He was anti-political correctness because he believed it stifled actual important conversations in favor of controlling them by dictating exact moral values, which was made difficult because in his own way he would then define moral values because that’s how humans function. The point of his comedy was pointing out hypocrisy and redundancy and both political parties are rife with them, because *the government system itself is corrupt*. The comedian showcased is the exact type of person Carlin was making jokes about.
@HolyEnchanta
@HolyEnchanta 5 күн бұрын
@@ithinkflutterawesome6511 Exactly. Carlin was anti pro-life
@ithinkflutterawesome6511
@ithinkflutterawesome6511 5 күн бұрын
@@HolyEnchanta seriously I think some “fans” heard him complain about Political Correctness and assumed that that was the only thing he ever said, and not that he was also extremely anti-government *period*, despising Democrats for their flagrant hypocrisy and failure in government and Republicans for their increasingly radically conservative views that only served to further divide the masses and oppress them further. That’s why he was a good comedian: he punched up towards the people who were making everyone’s lives worse and these people were so blatantly incompetent and ignorant that laughter came naturally.
@braski4real587
@braski4real587 11 ай бұрын
Bill Burr is a comedy Legend!
@Christopher-qq4dl
@Christopher-qq4dl 11 ай бұрын
Ameñ!
@patriciagriffith2167
@patriciagriffith2167 11 ай бұрын
Thank goodness someone makes it onti youtube defending unborn babies!
@faithm9284
@faithm9284 11 ай бұрын
Thank you! I wanted to know his name! 👍
@DrivenA111
@DrivenA111 11 ай бұрын
I love the animated series.
@baalzebub5000
@baalzebub5000 11 ай бұрын
Did he check in with his wife about this joke?
@Ozarka0
@Ozarka0 10 ай бұрын
"You cake murdering son if a b**tch!" Sent me.
@theorganizer27
@theorganizer27 10 ай бұрын
@@scottpageusmc 6 ft under
@Stayhard481
@Stayhard481 10 ай бұрын
I busted out laughing 😂😂 when he said that 😂
@theorganizer27
@theorganizer27 10 ай бұрын
@@scottpageusmc Bro, I'm literally dead 💀💀💀
@boerbeun
@boerbeun 10 ай бұрын
​@@theorganizer27highly unlikely that you are
@jason854656
@jason854656 10 ай бұрын
That’s such a stupid saying
@jude.v25
@jude.v25 24 күн бұрын
The sad truth is that a lot of people would be more upset over a cake getting destroyed than...
@hayderneamah1323
@hayderneamah1323 6 күн бұрын
It's not true , I feel sad every time I hear about abortion or wars etc . But I accepted there are things not under my control and necessary even if it makes me sad and uncomfortable.
@sothisismotherhood604
@sothisismotherhood604 3 ай бұрын
One of the last few great comedians who doesn't care about cancel culture ❤
@NouinouH
@NouinouH 11 ай бұрын
He likes to get all sides pissed off at him! I love it 😂
@reidsimonson
@reidsimonson 11 ай бұрын
Trump is so bad that he is actually going to make me vote for a woman.....
@allforone8311
@allforone8311 11 ай бұрын
​@@reidsimonson ah feminist
@YourMomIsGay00
@YourMomIsGay00 11 ай бұрын
@@reidsimonson what does trump have to do with anything lol
@hardcum4096
@hardcum4096 11 ай бұрын
@@reidsimonsonwhat woman is running?
@jasonfischer8946
@jasonfischer8946 11 ай бұрын
​@@YourMomIsGay00No, it's a line he once said on Conan as an example of how you can piss off both sides of an issue with one statement, which is what he said that he likes to do.
@MixTheTake
@MixTheTake 10 ай бұрын
“YOU CAKE MURDERING SON OF A BITCH” 😂😂😂😂 Love him!
@m8trxspydr4rl75
@m8trxspydr4rl75 10 ай бұрын
Well, you were going to eat it. Creepy. 👽
@dailynews5683
@dailynews5683 10 ай бұрын
To be fair, the flour and eggs where destroyed not the final cake. That's the hole in the logic here.
@johnjones5977
@johnjones5977 10 ай бұрын
@@dailynews5683 Bullshit.
@SiriuslyBlack7
@SiriuslyBlack7 10 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@commandercaptain4664
@commandercaptain4664 10 ай бұрын
@dailynews5683 Just goes to show that you can’t make an omelette without aborting a few babies. Circle of life.
@lr3xj
@lr3xj 5 ай бұрын
That’s probably the greatest analogy I’ve heard about pro-life. So true
@Abortion3000
@Abortion3000 2 ай бұрын
Prolifers are intellectual wastelands.
@ColdPsychoWZ
@ColdPsychoWZ 2 ай бұрын
@@DM-ur8vcwell it really doesn’t make a difference in his analogy if it was carried out against his will or not. If he himself “the baker” as you stated decided to take the cake out of the oven, it still WOULDVE been a cake.
@SunlessComa4614
@SunlessComa4614 2 ай бұрын
​@@DM-ur8vc I understand where you're coming from. I have a niece who feels so intensely that she has trouble discerning between jokes & injustice and takes everything VERY literally, and life VERY seriously. She's hasn't developed the ability to conceptualize, so when posed with something hypothetical she gets frustrated. Jokes aren't funny to everyone, our brains interpret concepts differently, and that's okay. I hope you find your funny today and I hope you laugh, and I sincerely mean that
@stephenpark8722
@stephenpark8722 Ай бұрын
You do realize that the comedian is pro choice right? Even says it in the clip.
@nicolab2075
@nicolab2075 23 күн бұрын
​@@SunlessComa4614 Commenter didn't say it wasn't funny, he was pointing out that it's not a great analogy and why.
@phglam
@phglam 3 ай бұрын
Thank you. The level of logic on this man is incredible.
@stephenpark8722
@stephenpark8722 Ай бұрын
Totally agree. I'm so glad these pro-lifers agree with a pro choice guy.
@twobitsandpepper8235
@twobitsandpepper8235 11 ай бұрын
Bill Burr isn't pro life but he does call out anything and everything like a true comedian. I respect that.
@sreknobremag3431
@sreknobremag3431 11 ай бұрын
How is he not pro-life?
@datoneguyinthecorner5923
@datoneguyinthecorner5923 11 ай бұрын
Im pretty sure he is against all life, baby or not, he calls for a downsizing in population and I think he is right at this point
@luisbetancourt-dp7hh
@luisbetancourt-dp7hh 11 ай бұрын
@@sreknobremag3431 he sounds very Pro-Life tbh
@BartoniusAustinius
@BartoniusAustinius 11 ай бұрын
​@Luis Betancourt because, like he says, whether it's right or wrong, "it's still their choice to make.."
@jan-willembavinck3650
@jan-willembavinck3650 11 ай бұрын
​@@BartoniusAustiniusexactly, he is not in favor of dictating anyone what to do he just wants to convey that abortion is killing a potential life.
@invisiblespirit5476
@invisiblespirit5476 11 ай бұрын
The most un-cancellable person there is
@nimmha6708
@nimmha6708 11 ай бұрын
Probably him and Joey Diaz :D
@beargrills1290
@beargrills1290 11 ай бұрын
If he voted republican he'd be cancelled.
@moderndespair9922
@moderndespair9922 10 ай бұрын
@@beargrills1290 he's a socialist, i thought y'all hated those guys?
@AJSmith_
@AJSmith_ 10 ай бұрын
​@@moderndespair9922naw bill burr is accepted, he's funny
@Cornpop-N-DaBoyz
@Cornpop-N-DaBoyz 10 ай бұрын
​@@moderndespair9922hes a millionaire hes not a socialist
@beastongaming1866
@beastongaming1866 22 күн бұрын
Bill Burr isn’t pro life, he’s pro choice but he just acknowledges that it is ridiculous to pretend you aren’t killing a baby. Same as me, I believe in both points he’s making
@EVNL576
@EVNL576 11 күн бұрын
The problem is they at all cost don’t want to use the word murder or killing the baby.
@beastongaming1866
@beastongaming1866 11 күн бұрын
@@EVNL576 yeah, I believe in women’s choice to choose but I don’t believe arguing for the linguistics of it’s “killing” or not is a productive way to defend it
@andrewsecola7150
@andrewsecola7150 8 күн бұрын
@@beastongaming1866it’s killing.. basic biology.
@beastongaming1866
@beastongaming1866 8 күн бұрын
@@andrewsecola7150 yeah… I agree, I said I don’t think debating if it counts as killing really matters as a way to defend abortion. It’s killing and it’s still a right.
@user-fu5tg7vi2z
@user-fu5tg7vi2z 5 күн бұрын
@@beastongaming1866so you want to lie because of how bad it sounds even though it’s the truth
@georgemason4921
@georgemason4921 3 ай бұрын
Folks know its murder, they just dont care.
@danielblyth2841
@danielblyth2841 3 ай бұрын
No
@dontknow3949
@dontknow3949 2 ай бұрын
@@DM-ur8vcwell just because it’s basically a retarded little critter that doesn’t have much feelings or thoughts yet doesn’t mean it isn’t a living being. I guess you could say it’s like killing fly larvae or something but as a fellow human I just don’t see it that way, same way the flies probably would panic or something (idk how intelligent they are) if you started squishing all their larvae. Might be a bad example but maybe replace the fly analogy with some bird eggs or some other creature that is obsessive or more intelligent over it’s unborn cells. I think humans are very narcissistic a lot of the time too and think they are more important just because they have lived experiences and so that makes them more valuable than the unborn baby which I find very gross. Just my shittily phrased opinion in a couple blocks, you can say I ain’t read all that (even though it’s just a few sentences), I would understand
@MrSpy13011
@MrSpy13011 2 ай бұрын
I wont argue that. Me personally will never abort a child but I recognize peoples right to do so if they want. I can't sit here, knowing damn well abortions are going to happen legally or not, and say getting legal abortions at a clinic/hospital is worse than hearing horror stories of fully grown baby corpses being flushed down toilets or being discarded in trash bins.
@gregorsamsa1364
@gregorsamsa1364 2 ай бұрын
I mean I guess you can use that word to describe anything you want. You could call it murder any time someone gets a mastectomy if you wanted to- wouldn't change what actually happens in reality
@Roach_Dogg_JR
@Roach_Dogg_JR 2 ай бұрын
Keep telling yourself that. The only way it becomes so simple is if you believe in a spirit, soul, whatever. It’s a very convenient unprovable belief that lets religious people repel all logical reasoning. Without belief in a soul, it’s a very complex question, because there are no categories in nature, no labels, no delineations. There’s no way to define the exact moment a non-sentient clump of cells becomes a “human” just as there’s no way to define the exact moment a caterpillar becomes a butterfly, or a child becomes an adult. Words are a human invention, and nature doesn’t abide by human rules. All of nature is a gradient, a continnum, a spectrum. Humans hate spectrums, nuance, and uncertainty, so we try our best to categorize things in logical ways.
@bananahammock9119
@bananahammock9119 10 ай бұрын
People like Bill Burr and Ricky Gervais can’t get cancelled cause they don’t apologize 😂💪
@nunyabisniz8047
@nunyabisniz8047 10 ай бұрын
Ricky is too preachy and full of himself. Bill Burr is aware he is just a comedian and is just like a very funny uncle you got drunk in a family reunion while Ricky is like a redditor given a mic and confidence.
@XisStealth
@XisStealth 10 ай бұрын
​@@nunyabisniz8047 dumb
@bananahammock9119
@bananahammock9119 10 ай бұрын
@@nunyabisniz8047 my point wasn’t that he was brilliant it was that he can’t be cancelled. But you’ve taken this opportunity to tell us what you think of him without being asked. Maybe you’re too preachy & full of yourself? 🤷‍♂️
@nunyabisniz8047
@nunyabisniz8047 10 ай бұрын
@@bananahammock9119 Nobody asked for your comments either
@kenjohnson3947
@kenjohnson3947 10 ай бұрын
Bill burr is actually witty gervais just uses shock comedy as a crutch
@affleberryfondue5288
@affleberryfondue5288 11 ай бұрын
"Something happened to that cake, you cake murdering son of a bitch" 😂😂😂 Hilarious bit.
@MyDuud
@MyDuud 17 күн бұрын
Bill burr is the funniest instigator I’ve ever seen
@clearviewmoai
@clearviewmoai 4 ай бұрын
I'm pro-choice, choosing whether to have sex or not. If you make a baby in the process, the choice has been made and now it's time for both parents to be responsible for that baby including gestation, nurture, etc.
@E.V.A.N-COProductions
@E.V.A.N-COProductions 4 ай бұрын
Exactly, I can't see why people would want this either, not like many of the people who want this have a sex life Afterall..
@Armeniozo
@Armeniozo 4 ай бұрын
💯
@Potatostarch300
@Potatostarch300 4 ай бұрын
So what if you get raped and get pregnant?
@thegreatestnameever1415
@thegreatestnameever1415 4 ай бұрын
Yeah of course, because that totally accounts for teenage pregnancy, stillborns, babies with deformities that won't live 5 minutes outside the womb, or _r*pe,_ which directly counters your main argument. Just some food for thought.
@oreally8605
@oreally8605 4 ай бұрын
Sounds like you're pro life as you should be. Imo.
@codyharkins303
@codyharkins303 9 ай бұрын
Dude has the most logical conclusion ever 😂
@maxibonkiswa
@maxibonkiswa 9 ай бұрын
Yeah because a cake is alive at some point
@demolition3612
@demolition3612 9 ай бұрын
@@maxibonkiswahuh
@MaccabeeSolarLLC
@MaccabeeSolarLLC 9 ай бұрын
@@maxibonkiswa”cake” is alive the moment the ingredients mix.
@maxibonkiswa
@maxibonkiswa 8 ай бұрын
@@user-ye4bu6xh4c i do, i think it's a pretty funny one as well. i just don't think it's a logical conclusion (like OP commented). are you ok with that?
@tetrodotoxin42069
@tetrodotoxin42069 8 ай бұрын
​@@maxibonkiswaDamn cool fact.
@tomahawk7796
@tomahawk7796 10 ай бұрын
“Cake murdering son of a b****” is my favorite part of that
@rhull3939
@rhull3939 10 ай бұрын
That's a brilliant line.
@rafaelgonzalez7230
@rafaelgonzalez7230 10 ай бұрын
I’m so using this to insult someone fat as hell if they try to talk shit 😂
@uttercolgs1798
@uttercolgs1798 10 ай бұрын
Not entirely sure how sucking a uterus out of a woman's stomach is murder and if life starts in conception then I conceve every night by myself in my room and I'm the biggest mass murderer the world has ever seen. I always thought the debate was about a good life rather than a shit life so if my mother had me in her stomach and she couldn't raise me well I'd happily peace out early than live a life on the streets begging others for money who made my ahit existance possible because of their own naivety to "murder" 🤣🤣🤣
@joeynova3550
@joeynova3550 10 ай бұрын
​​@@uttercolgs1798 1 You clearly have no idea what conception means. 2 If you sucked the uterus out of a woman's stomach that would likely kill the woman. 3 Nobody asked!
@catlo_0558
@catlo_0558 9 ай бұрын
​@uttercolgs1798 1. It isn't "sucking a woman's uterus out of her It's actually sucking a foetus (unborn child) and crushing it's skull out of the woman's womb. 2. Jerking off alone in your bedroom at night isn't "conception"
@throughthescriptures
@throughthescriptures 11 күн бұрын
They say, "My body, my choice." But that body in thier body is NOT their body, but a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT BODY, in their body.
@wahinepaddler4
@wahinepaddler4 Ай бұрын
Not the birthday cake 😭😭
@user-tt6tu7dv6q
@user-tt6tu7dv6q 6 ай бұрын
I’ve never seen anyone explain abortion without using scientific shit like atoms and shit so well before
@Lt-Leinad
@Lt-Leinad 5 ай бұрын
It’s funny but still a deeply flawed argument
@user-tt6tu7dv6q
@user-tt6tu7dv6q 5 ай бұрын
@@Lt-Leinad How is it a flawed argument?
@Thescrubshow
@Thescrubshow 5 ай бұрын
not at all. less using hoe logic @@Lt-Leinad
@EtanG911
@EtanG911 5 ай бұрын
It's flawed because a cake isn't and will never be "alive", regardless of the state it's in. The argument with a "baby/fetus" is that until it starts to develop the ability to have a conscious experience (a brain), it's not "alive" in a way that we value. Of course you can still say "but if you left it alone, it *would* develop that capacity." And that's true, but now we're just arguing on the timing of that development. If you say "would" it implies "not yet". So if you abort before that development, you haven't "killed" anything that was ever capable of conscious life. With abortion, no one is really arguing that you're not disrupting a process that *would* end with a baby. They just think there's a period during that process where you haven't taken away life as we value it - *yet*.
@Thescrubshow
@Thescrubshow 5 ай бұрын
first part is wrong, a cake is alive oddly. no need to read more please fix this false information @@EtanG911
@TheVoxbox13
@TheVoxbox13 11 ай бұрын
Saw him do this live. When he said the first part, a lot of women cheered. He said something like: Wait, wait, wait - This is ME talking. You HAVE to know this joke isn't going to end well for you...
@defaultytuser
@defaultytuser 10 ай бұрын
hahahahaha!
@JoseMerar19
@JoseMerar19 10 ай бұрын
He's being doing the same thing for decades and people still can't see it coming 😂😂
@chiefdenis
@chiefdenis 10 ай бұрын
​@@JoseMerar19mark of a professional
@Kitty39643
@Kitty39643 10 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@MsDormy
@MsDormy 10 ай бұрын
So cool. I wonder if he has actually saved a few babies? I mean, looking at it so rationally, and being so very high profile must have made some people think again. God bless all those with difficult choices to make. ❤️🙏❤️
@chrisbaez8187
@chrisbaez8187 2 ай бұрын
Bill Burr is a genius. And the voice, I love it!
@user-cx8ut1zp5w
@user-cx8ut1zp5w 14 күн бұрын
I cannot imagine Bill burr and Shapiro ever enjoying each other's company.
@eliriggan
@eliriggan 11 ай бұрын
I loved the Conan joke where he tells Bill Burr how his jokes usually offend both sides of the aisle so when Bill Burr walks into a room, no one is happy
@skzanagate2980
@skzanagate2980 10 ай бұрын
Lmfao 😂😂😂
@dejan.zivkovic.psiholog
@dejan.zivkovic.psiholog 10 ай бұрын
That is a sign of a great Comedian - everyone is offended 😂😂😂
@user-fc3cz7ds7q
@user-fc3cz7ds7q 10 ай бұрын
Yet everyones laughing
@bensheard3969
@bensheard3969 10 ай бұрын
It's almost like that's his only job 😂
@DJ_Force
@DJ_Force 10 ай бұрын
"Trump is so awful I might actually consider voting for a woman" or something like that. Classic!
@skateguy50
@skateguy50 10 ай бұрын
Bill has a way to get half the audience on his side and keeps going till he is sure he has offended everyone equally.
@prckotrtic6253
@prckotrtic6253 10 ай бұрын
"trump is such a dope he's actually going to make me vote for a woman"
@uttercolgs1798
@uttercolgs1798 10 ай бұрын
Not entirely sure how sucking a uterus out of a woman's stomach is murder and if life starts in conception then I conceve every night by myself in my room and I'm the biggest mass murderer the world has ever seen. I always thought the debate was about a good life rather than a shit life so if my mother had me in her stomach and she couldn't raise me well I'd happily peace out early than live a life on the streets begging others for money who made my ahit existance possible because of their own naivety to "murder" 🤣🤣🤣
@cooperedith958
@cooperedith958 10 ай бұрын
You need a few biology classes. Babies aren't in stomachs, food is. And no one is sucking a uterus out nvm out of their stomach. The uterus is where the baby is. Maybe the term you were trying to use was fetus?
@uttercolgs1798
@uttercolgs1798 10 ай бұрын
@@cooperedith958 mate I know what happens... Yawn 🥱🥱🥱
@uttercolgs1798
@uttercolgs1798 10 ай бұрын
@@cooperedith958 I did mean featus and by stomach you know what I mean but aren't we all allowed to make a mistake once in a while? Plus my point still stands I just voiced it badly. A loser would argue mispronunciation and spelling rather than the point being made.
@tinaandfam4751
@tinaandfam4751 2 ай бұрын
Absolutely wonderfully said! I’m the kind of person who, you NEVER have to wonder what I’m thinking, because I’m gonna tells you…. So much respect! Say it as you see it!
@steved6269
@steved6269 4 ай бұрын
I love when he said, "Where are all the feminists?". They aren't showing up to the WNBA games...cuz its TRRRAAAAASSSH that nobody wants to watch.
@BDC_Loot_Goblin
@BDC_Loot_Goblin 10 ай бұрын
Bill Burr does the ‘however’ better than anyone going around
@IbraMaldini3
@IbraMaldini3 10 ай бұрын
And “ anywayS” 😅
@jameso.8067
@jameso.8067 10 ай бұрын
Dave Chappelle does it great too 😅
@boulderbash19700209
@boulderbash19700209 9 ай бұрын
It's his signature.
@manuelsalas4324
@manuelsalas4324 9 ай бұрын
And Louis ck 😂
@spudspuddy
@spudspuddy 9 ай бұрын
however, look at what he married....
@larryjohnson3087
@larryjohnson3087 5 ай бұрын
There is no point breaking down Bill Burr comedy. He just enjoys pointing out the hypocrisy of everyone around him. No sides. Just mocking.
@Milimeteypetey
@Milimeteypetey 5 ай бұрын
Hey, a normal person
@Patriots_1211
@Patriots_1211 5 ай бұрын
That’s the place to exist!
@trrulieeeee
@trrulieeeee 5 ай бұрын
bill burr failed to mention that if u serve someone a bowl of cake batter they won’t go “oooo cake!”
@gottagrind2shine607
@gottagrind2shine607 5 ай бұрын
​@@trrulieeeeewhatever you need to tell yourself to sleep at night 😂 babymurderer
@Jarrod_Gimbergh
@Jarrod_Gimbergh 5 ай бұрын
@@gottagrind2shine607you’re not even old enough for this conversation.
@EdginLegend
@EdginLegend 5 ай бұрын
Freaking love Bill Burr
@Flynnoo7
@Flynnoo7 5 ай бұрын
"YOU CAKE MURDERING SOB" I love it 😂😂😂
@DJezdic
@DJezdic 11 ай бұрын
Bill Burr is actually a talented actor too, he was great in Mandalorian. Especially the scene when Bill is disguised as the Storm Trooper sitting at the table with the imperial officer.
@kmb655
@kmb655 11 ай бұрын
And ?The King of Manhattan? The one with Pete Davidson in it… He plays Pete’s mom’s boyfriend and does a really great job.
@QueOndaEse1
@QueOndaEse1 11 ай бұрын
@@kmb655 Hi, random question, but if you've seen The Secret Life of Walter Mitty, is it similar in vibe to The King of Manhattan? (Like the feel good/life inspiring type of film)
@Ben_Kunz
@Ben_Kunz 11 ай бұрын
Breaking Bad
@MoneyNGames609
@MoneyNGames609 11 ай бұрын
When I saw him in Mando I geekd out! 😆 BILLLL that's my Dude!!
@markzuckergecko621
@markzuckergecko621 11 ай бұрын
​@@kmb655i was gonna say the same thing, and I actually didn't like that movie, I thought it was boring and uneventful. But Burr was really good, he was the most interesting part of the movie IMO.
@LukeValorNJPW
@LukeValorNJPW 10 ай бұрын
Only bill burr can compare cake to abortion and get everyone in a room to laugh 😂 I love this guy
@vanmoody
@vanmoody 10 ай бұрын
lol You cake murdering @#$##$#
@happygilmore1844
@happygilmore1844 10 ай бұрын
Lmfao
@bflandragon90
@bflandragon90 10 ай бұрын
Truth
@LygarZeroX
@LygarZeroX 10 ай бұрын
because a lot of these people that get abortions are liberals and they are typically lazy commies so they are likely to be fat cake eaters. gotta speak to the crowd and relate.
@beardy7124
@beardy7124 10 ай бұрын
And make sense
@ricardorodriguez-mi2zv
@ricardorodriguez-mi2zv 15 күн бұрын
The simplest and best argument ever
@joelstanley4851
@joelstanley4851 5 ай бұрын
Ben watches only enough Bill Burr to fit his personal narrative, Bill would absolutely tear Ben a new one if they were in a room together
@Jex2112
@Jex2112 6 ай бұрын
I love how his explanation is funny, but also better than any other argument I’ve ever heard.
@blgnickk1631
@blgnickk1631 5 ай бұрын
His argument is for comedic purposes - it’s not a good analogy as it would be like your throwing out your own birthday cake of which it would be your choice so it’s not a great argument
@lilianafrerichs
@lilianafrerichs 5 ай бұрын
@blgnickk1631 I was about to say just that lol
@Jex2112
@Jex2112 5 ай бұрын
@@blgnickk1631 actually it is a good argument.. He is talking about people who will say ‘a woman who is in the early stages of pregnancy that it’s not a baby’. He is saying no it’s not a baby yet, but it’s the ingredients of a baby that isn’t finished, like the ingredients for a cake that’s just been put in the oven to cook.. Do you see the how those two things are the same? And yeah he is saying it in a comedic way. It’s his fucking job, and it’s up to the audience to either be intellectually honest with themselves, or to be purposefully ignorant and deny it..
@Justin0048
@Justin0048 5 ай бұрын
@@blgnickk1631 He started the bit off by saying he thinks women should have a choice as it's their own body. His argument was about people saying it's not a baby yet. It's possible to have multiple views on the same thing, right? Real life and human emotion is extremely nuanced.
@blgnickk1631
@blgnickk1631 5 ай бұрын
@@Jex2112 yes I see, I guess the part of a cake in an oven is true but the part of someone throwing it out of the the oven was purely for entertainment
@HighMojo
@HighMojo 5 ай бұрын
The cake analogy is the best argument I have ever heard for a pro-life argument.
@toot203
@toot203 5 ай бұрын
Because your slow!
@crazypoormangrift6158
@crazypoormangrift6158 5 ай бұрын
he’s literally pro choice but whatever lmao
@Olivetree80
@Olivetree80 5 ай бұрын
He is pro-choice though
@TheNaaahhhh
@TheNaaahhhh 5 ай бұрын
I feel like the take away here is that you can believe in one side, but still understand the other's perspective. The actual arguments are obviously more nuanced -- it's just not as black or white as people tend to make it out to be.
@SigMendelsson
@SigMendelsson 5 ай бұрын
… you have to understand the other point of view to have ANY hope of a peaceful resolution.
@willcampbell2485
@willcampbell2485 12 күн бұрын
I do not go to the theaters to be “trained”💀
@michaelmccormick6142
@michaelmccormick6142 4 ай бұрын
One of the best arguments I've heard for pro life I've heard.
@arnoldrimmer960
@arnoldrimmer960 3 ай бұрын
It's more like if you decide that you don't want the cake anymore and the government walks into your home and forces you to finish it and eat it, and then leaves happy, leaving you with your life ruined with something you didn't want and it doesn't affect them in any way. How does this analogy even make sense? Nobody is throwing the cake away lol, or forcing you to do it. It's the exact opposite actually. I have a better analogy for that, that actually works. Nazi Germany.
@Abortion3000
@Abortion3000 2 ай бұрын
He admits it's still not a cake. You lose.
@banuprakash3545
@banuprakash3545 2 ай бұрын
There's definitely isn't any argument made for or against pro-choice or pro-life. He is only stating facts about the act.
@gregtidrow7717
@gregtidrow7717 2 ай бұрын
If this is the best it speaks a lot to the quality of the other arguments.
@AnarchAngel1
@AnarchAngel1 Ай бұрын
Shouldn't need analogies and arguments to get people to understand that killing unborn babies is wrong 🤦‍♂️ I think I would have more respect for the pro-baby killing stance if people were just honest about it and stopped with the ridiculous arguments like "bundle of cells" etc. and just straight up said they knew it was a human life, they just don't care
@Ludwig_nicht14
@Ludwig_nicht14 11 ай бұрын
This is epic, there are still based comedians
@robwaters8848
@robwaters8848 11 ай бұрын
I mean, he is and he isn't. Don't take this one clip and think he is suddenly based. I guarantee there's at least 15 that you would hate for every 1 you like.
@rubyrunz1723
@rubyrunz1723 11 ай бұрын
Matt rife
@howaboutsomesoyfood
@howaboutsomesoyfood 11 ай бұрын
No he’s not, not really. He had some bad material about KR
@tbonegdk2938
@tbonegdk2938 11 ай бұрын
They all are
@markzuckergecko621
@markzuckergecko621 11 ай бұрын
​@@robwaters8848very true. Let's not forget him screaming about covid on Joe Rogan and then admitting that he just does whatever the people on the news tell him to do.
@flynny6177
@flynny6177 5 ай бұрын
comedians are actually genius when it comes to “dumbing” it down for people. The best way to not offended someone is to make them laugh!
@lorisullivan327
@lorisullivan327 4 ай бұрын
Exxxactly!!!
@Mia-ki7vi
@Mia-ki7vi 3 ай бұрын
So, will you personally look after and pay for those unwanted babies. No, we both know you won't. They'll end up in care being sexually abused again and again. It's sadistic to put a baby through that.
@Yoshimitsu293
@Yoshimitsu293 3 ай бұрын
@@Mia-ki7vi So are you gonna eat that cake all by yourself every time you make one?
@Abortion3000
@Abortion3000 2 ай бұрын
​@@Yoshimitsu293"but but but but what about but but" - you
@aquasonic3677
@aquasonic3677 2 ай бұрын
@@Mia-ki7vi unwanted babies hmmm 🤨 it’s like putting weight to life like you’re a GOD. Trully disgusting
@psalm_23.4
@psalm_23.4 3 ай бұрын
And why is a man charged for murder if he kills a child in the womb of a mother?
@psalm_23.4
@psalm_23.4 2 ай бұрын
@@DM-ur8vcSo all I need to medical documents to say its no longer murder LOL. Nice, you admitted it is murder..... So, medical documents justify if he kicks the woman in the stomach?
@Patrick-cr7bq
@Patrick-cr7bq 2 ай бұрын
​@@DM-ur8vcHes got a point tho..if mom was lke i dont want this fckn thing an dad said ok an blasted her in stomach killin baby..dad goin jail..but she can walk in a clinic sayin i dont want this fckn thing an they can kill it?
@DelusionalDemocrats
@DelusionalDemocrats Ай бұрын
​@@DM-ur8vcBecause she most likely wants to keep the child, therefore it is safe to call it a baby. If she doesn't want a baby, then it's nothing more than cells clumped together. I'm all for men being free of child support and freedom from being tied down, so I support any and all abortions. Your body, your perogative.
@beckypetersen2680
@beckypetersen2680 25 күн бұрын
Good question. If the only difference between abortion and murder is that one is wanted and one isn't, that's not very good logic. Not at all scientific.
@willk9276
@willk9276 21 күн бұрын
you’re actually not useful lmfao
@possiblepilotdeviation5791
@possiblepilotdeviation5791 4 ай бұрын
Shame about his wife.
@Texican87
@Texican87 3 ай бұрын
Whoa, what happened to Nia???
@Bullboy_Adventures
@Bullboy_Adventures 3 ай бұрын
​@@Texican87 she cheated on him with a proud boy member
@melissazimmerman4208
@melissazimmerman4208 10 ай бұрын
I love how Bill always has an unbiased opinion and he’s always on one side at first and confuses everyone when he switches it up to prove a point 😂
@val-4
@val-4 9 ай бұрын
Yeah wait till you find out he is still pro-choice lmao
@benjaminmudd2071
@benjaminmudd2071 9 ай бұрын
@@val-4I mean, he literally said he was pro choice in the first 5 seconds. Not that surprising.
@val-4
@val-4 9 ай бұрын
@@benjaminmudd2071 Its crazy though if you read this comment section or even the title of this vid, so many idiots believe he is defending Pro-life and so many people think he is pro-life too because of this lmao.
@annafromtheblock2224
@annafromtheblock2224 9 ай бұрын
​@@benjaminmudd2071then 1 second later he added "you're killing a baby" soo
@standarsh1583
@standarsh1583 8 ай бұрын
@@annafromtheblock2224Even though he admits that he believes abortion is murder he belives women should still have the right to choose. He talked about it a little more in depth on his podcast.
@stephaniegalloway5677
@stephaniegalloway5677 9 ай бұрын
Protect comedians at ALL COSTS
@whocares11222
@whocares11222 8 ай бұрын
You should have been that cake
@darthsebio1726
@darthsebio1726 8 ай бұрын
Ben Shapiro only likes cake if it’s in the oven..if the cake is out..cakes is on it’s own..f that cake..to much calories...
@bagbrownie2608
@bagbrownie2608 8 ай бұрын
@@darthsebio1726what💀🧟‍♂️🧟‍♂️🧟‍♂️🧟‍♂️
@kaelinvictus6039
@kaelinvictus6039 7 ай бұрын
All of them? What about the unfunny woke comedians?
@thomasnason4516
@thomasnason4516 7 ай бұрын
​@@darthsebio1726lol because the one who bakes the cake needs to get off their worthless asses and take care of the cake. 😂😂😂
@SomeRagingGamer
@SomeRagingGamer 2 ай бұрын
A better analogy is, you open up the box and pour the cake mix into a bowl. You turn to grab the eggs and your roommate throws them on the ground. And you say “you ruined my cake!” Accept it wasn’t a cake yet. It was just one of the ingredients needed to make a cake. You can’t call yourself “pro-life” if you don’t care about what happens to the mother and baby after it’s born. You just want to feel control over others.
@sabastianbelesante318
@sabastianbelesante318 3 ай бұрын
I know a lot of people hate him , but I also know it's because he speaks truth
@howaboutsomesoyfood
@howaboutsomesoyfood 11 ай бұрын
Bill isn’t pro life, he just makes fun of both sides. You know, like how it used to be?
@j.103
@j.103 11 ай бұрын
Used to be….great comment ….before everyone got offended over EVERYTHING……
@markzuckergecko621
@markzuckergecko621 11 ай бұрын
He did a bit a long time ago about how you'll never find a feminist in a burning building or a sinking ship🤣🤣 freaking classic.
@NoName-gw9mn
@NoName-gw9mn 11 ай бұрын
@@markzuckergecko621best one is reasons to hit a woman
@stonemedia8901
@stonemedia8901 11 ай бұрын
​@@markzuckergecko621 "Whatever short hair they have, they'll twist up into pigtails! Oh, I'm just a girl!"
@u-free370
@u-free370 10 ай бұрын
It is like nazis talking about human right, what a joke. Killing baby is pro life? Why don’t you keal yourself since you are so prolife?
@mogomighty102
@mogomighty102 11 ай бұрын
“I don’t like being told what to do” essence of any american ever
@shaunp9592
@shaunp9592 10 ай бұрын
Yet American politicians insist they can tell a woman what to do. Even though America is the worst country in the developed world for maternal mortality .
@lidmc796
@lidmc796 10 ай бұрын
Get it from the Brits
@amandaruck9744
@amandaruck9744 10 ай бұрын
And?
@godzillas6301
@godzillas6301 10 ай бұрын
@@lidmc796 nope .... ours is ingrained .... we dont have to be told to know we dont like something
@FrokuBabayy
@FrokuBabayy 10 ай бұрын
​@@amandaruck9744Do you see where America is right now?
@hobbs1701a
@hobbs1701a Ай бұрын
This dude is literally proving why pro lifers are wrong!! It’s NOT a cake YET!!!
@slvrangel22
@slvrangel22 Ай бұрын
But it will be. The difference is when it becomes a cake, you can leave it on the counter and not do anything to it. Leave it long enough, it'll get hard and crusty and maybe even mold. It'll be no good. A baby once it is born, is a baby. If you decide you don't want it, what happens? Someone has to take care of it. It won't become old, crusty, and moldy if left alone. Instead it'll die.
@Ge0rge_0rwell
@Ge0rge_0rwell Ай бұрын
Your lack of critical thinking skills is showing.
@DelusionalDemocrats
@DelusionalDemocrats Ай бұрын
​@@slvrangel22A baby is a life at conception
@hobbs1701a
@hobbs1701a Ай бұрын
@@Ge0rge_0rwell Your lack of intelligence is showing again. You should look into that.
@hobbs1701a
@hobbs1701a Ай бұрын
@@slvrangel22 Will be is not guaranteed! Will be is a possible outcome.
@Sagiicorn1221
@Sagiicorn1221 4 ай бұрын
Overturn Roe v. Wade now
@abumzbum1869
@abumzbum1869 10 ай бұрын
The trick is to never apologize, own it.
@happygilmore1844
@happygilmore1844 10 ай бұрын
Exactly
@dubwub4667
@dubwub4667 10 ай бұрын
That’s sickening 🤮
@abumzbum1869
@abumzbum1869 10 ай бұрын
@@dubwub4667 Why?
@brandonreed9508
@brandonreed9508 10 ай бұрын
@@dubwub4667 Why?
@brandonreed9508
@brandonreed9508 10 ай бұрын
@@dubwub4667 Also if you're over the age of 16 grow up and stop using emojis!
@vicflo0791
@vicflo0791 11 ай бұрын
Bill Burr is a living legend ... 😮
@AnnaFB85
@AnnaFB85 3 ай бұрын
Fantastically hilarious!
@shanedarden369
@shanedarden369 8 ай бұрын
If she kills it.... its not a baby If anyone else kills it its murder..... The madness is beyond reasoning..
@MiddleClassNaPobre
@MiddleClassNaPobre 7 ай бұрын
this madness test my patience and sanity… to the point i dont want to argue anymore…
@vincentthendean7713
@vincentthendean7713 7 ай бұрын
And if the gov kills it, it's healthcare
@FlyingWalnut
@FlyingWalnut 7 ай бұрын
What if she was raped? Gonna force her to keep that unwanted rape baby against her will? Hmm?
@3DRC-707
@3DRC-707 7 ай бұрын
Abortion is murder, pain and simple. Choice started before conception. Abortion is passing the consequence of your choice to have sex onto an unborn child. Rape, incest, fatal pregnancy, I see an argument here at least.
@gerald8664
@gerald8664 7 ай бұрын
Welcome to the mentality of Satan, nothing makes sense nor does it have to but the goal is to divide confuse and kill.
@theReniWatanijotMe
@theReniWatanijotMe 11 ай бұрын
Love his comparison about a baby and a cake. So true
@Fermion.
@Fermion. 11 ай бұрын
@@akooapute It made perfect sense to me. - Event A is in progress - Someone intentionally does something - Event A's progress is permanently ended.
@Fermion.
@Fermion. 11 ай бұрын
@@akooapute "Someone intentionally does something" - Father wants the baby (he's the baker) - Mother kills the baby (cake destroyer) If the father has no rights as to whether the child lives or dies, then he should have no financial responsibility for it, unless he voluntarily decides to do so. If a woman is responsible for 100% of the decision, then she should be responsible for 100% of the support. My body, my choice My money, my choice
@drkatbun8566
@drkatbun8566 11 ай бұрын
@@Fermion.apple and oranges dude If a mother doesnt want it and the father does, shes responsable for the cost of the abortion (unless the father got her pregnant on purpose (happens more often than people think) If a mother wants it and the father doesn’t, he has to say from that if a pregnancy comes from the sexual encounter he will not be financially responsible for it, if he waits like idk 3 months during the pregnancy and hasnt done anything legally to not be financially responsible, he will be found liable as it starts to be come abandonment (not that their any legal consequences to not pay those supports, as its a huge problem and where the “dead beat dad” memes came from) Its an unfair part of life for dudes, but its the woman thats gonna carry and risk her life to have the pregnancy (it can even cause blindness, pregnancy is not too pretty) and then comes the birth, which is not easy. Unless the guy had an agreement with the mother (some keep the child, even if the mother didnt want it, not abandonment but its works like surrogacy). The one thats gonna be the hardest on is the mother, theirs no biological way to even share the journey. Abortion is a bit more than “i dont wanna take care of a child” “woopsie i didnt use a condom” and more of a health and mental aspect of it (theirs a number of reasons someone might need one) and banning it because people that will never get them (not just men, women too) think its “i dont wanna be responsible for a child, after i had unprotected sex” is incredibly moronic. Banning affects a whole lot more people that the stereotype of the people that they believe get them more, the one banning affects the most are people that had an unviable pregnancy or a miscarriage (if the fetus/baby) didnt pass correctly, and has to be removed, it will be counted as an abortion (because of laws and technicalities) and if its illegal, the person has to either wait with the starting to decompose fetus/baby or they get the operation and then are sent to jail once they are recovered enough. Abortion is not pretty, its not something we can even compare to other medica procedures because their no other like it, instead of making devils out of people that had to get them, we can be a little compassionate, cause its not easy to say “i want an abortion”, if its early on its just doesnt grow and its basically a cell (kinda like how a regular period works) if its later on where theirs a fetus, you will have it on your mind that, (as the analogy) “what could have been”, it doesnt hurt the fetus but that will not stop you from feeling it still. Later abortions (where its more developed and baby like) must be horrible because those only happened to people that either didnt know they were pregnant or expecting parents but either way something went wrong and its not safe for you anymore or healthy for the baby to continue developing, you can try and hope, and no one will force you to have the procedure, but its a lose lose situation (it’s incredibly rare for people carry to term and their baby didnt have an illness or the mother didnt have long term condition or die during it).
@Fermion.
@Fermion. 11 ай бұрын
@@drkatbun8566 I'm not reading all that boo hoo women have it so bad BS. Take care.
@darkmidnight818
@darkmidnight818 11 ай бұрын
​@@drkatbun8566JESUSSSSSS WE NOT READING ALLAT 😭☝️🤓💀🥱🤡🙄
@jamesbell2902
@jamesbell2902 3 күн бұрын
Being a CO resident, being able to regularly see shows at Red Rocks is a privilege most won’t experience. I’ve seen some amazing acts & committed some questionable acts at the venue over the years. That Burr show was the only non musical act I’ve ever seen there & it was epic! Love him or hate him, he speaks his mind & doesn’t care who it offends. Legend!
@PixieBrat
@PixieBrat Ай бұрын
Honestly i appreciate him saying it's not his body, so he doesn't let his emotions about it get in the way!
@emt3889
@emt3889 11 ай бұрын
"It looks like a dolphin fetus. Of course it's NOT A HUMAN BEING". Like, my cousin had intercourse with a guy, and nine months later she gave birth to a washing machine.
@centerofmotivation1904
@centerofmotivation1904 11 ай бұрын
So she had a daughter?
@ceciliaeguilos5748
@ceciliaeguilos5748 11 ай бұрын
LIMAO.
@markzuckergecko621
@markzuckergecko621 11 ай бұрын
​@@centerofmotivation1904nice.
@markzuckergecko621
@markzuckergecko621 11 ай бұрын
​@@centerofmotivation1904one of my coworkers told me she bought her son a sandwich maker for his 14th birthday, one of those little 2 sided grill things. I said isn't he a little young to get married?
@Cookie.2118
@Cookie.2118 11 ай бұрын
​​@@markzuckergecko621what you should be asking is if he little too old for a damn sandwish maker?
@shamoy1000
@shamoy1000 11 ай бұрын
When Bill says "however" you know you're going to get the other side of the argument.
@jimmiejames6245
@jimmiejames6245 10 ай бұрын
Wow you learned that words have definitions proud of you
@shamoy1000
@shamoy1000 10 ай бұрын
@@jimmiejames6245 It had nothing to do with definitions it was an recognition/observation/appreciation of Bills comedic style.
@debraethan8920
@debraethan8920 2 күн бұрын
Bill Burr is so funny. Not afraid to tell it like it is.
@Mindaaay6
@Mindaaay6 Ай бұрын
“Well, that wasn’t a cake yet!” 😂😂
@Lybarger12b
@Lybarger12b 5 ай бұрын
Crazy how a microorganism on Mars is considered life
@Venim85
@Venim85 3 ай бұрын
The murder of a pregant woman counts as a double murder.
@theanathema3062
@theanathema3062 3 ай бұрын
@@Venim85as it should.
@Lybarger12b
@Lybarger12b 3 ай бұрын
@@theanathema3062 then you have to admit to a developing child as life
@theanathema3062
@theanathema3062 3 ай бұрын
@@Lybarger12b and I do, trust me, I am very pro life.
@Lybarger12b
@Lybarger12b 3 ай бұрын
@@theanathema3062 I appreciate you then I have two kids of my own that I adopted and I'm even doing it alone. I'm a 31-year-old disabled veteran divorced father and if I can take care of these angels and do it alone then so can someone else
@Tiresias55
@Tiresias55 10 ай бұрын
"Cake murdering son of a bitch!" Need this on a T-shirt! Edited 27/08/23 1.7K likes! Thanks for the love!
@2424jonbon1
@2424jonbon1 9 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@Obakeosake
@Obakeosake 9 ай бұрын
You know, that's actually not a bad idea! 🤣😂🤣
@Jackarott
@Jackarott 9 ай бұрын
YESSS
@rainewaters6371
@rainewaters6371 8 ай бұрын
I'd so wear that t-shirt!
@tsquirrel8675
@tsquirrel8675 8 ай бұрын
Cringy edit, I will never understand why people thank strangers for liking their KZfaq comment😂
@skbnvacaville
@skbnvacaville 17 күн бұрын
It. Has. To. Stop.
@Kelli.B.
@Kelli.B. 13 күн бұрын
I find it incredibly difficult to disagree with anything said by Bill Burr.
@lewie7820
@lewie7820 10 ай бұрын
bill is great because he is so literal and common sense. his angle is different and it cracks people up....
@trumanhopper2493
@trumanhopper2493 10 ай бұрын
His angle is Louis CKs angle
@neutchain7838
@neutchain7838 10 ай бұрын
he is extremely relatable. Asks the question everyone thinks about but he puts his own spin on it and that paired up with his temper and delivery always end up being hilarious. One of the best out there.
@censoreduser
@censoreduser 10 ай бұрын
Moral of the story: DO NOT mess with Bill Burr’s birthday cake
@strifeup2
@strifeup2 10 ай бұрын
I think you missed the moral of the story
@dodekaedius
@dodekaedius 10 ай бұрын
​@@strifeup2yep, completely
@censoreduser
@censoreduser 10 ай бұрын
@@strifeup2 it’s a joke…
@thisisone9529
@thisisone9529 10 ай бұрын
@@Bryson402 I think you really need to talk to a conservative. They think that your help comes with a lot of downsides and those downsides produce a net negative. They would use the example of giving someone something vs. the person earning it. People that earn what they have, on the whole, take better care of it. Additionally, when the government gets involved, prices invariably go up. Example: housing, education, medicine. Lastly, there is always a push and pull between government authority and the power of the people. The more authority the government has, the less power the people can exercise before violence is necessary. Good luck in your education!
@thisisone9529
@thisisone9529 10 ай бұрын
@@Bryson402 the military is the epitome of wasteful spending, teachers and police consistently complain of too many hours and too low of wages, firefighters often work as volunteers, education metrics for K-12 have shown a steady decline in academic preparedness, since the federal government got involved, and colleges have only gotten more expensive. You're not making a great case for giving the government more authority, if I'm being honest. Is there a sector of the economy, industry, etc., where socializing it has made it better? I'm hard pressed to think of one. As for medical care, it is also one of the most heavily regulated industries in the country. You don't like your current coverage and want government to step in, but they already did, decades ago, made it worse, then encroached further, and made it even worse. You also assume that medical care across the pond is "free," when that couldn't be further from the truth, or that their overall lower cost by comparison is a byproduct of management, when it is really a byproduct of the fact that every other country benefits from the vast amount of money the US puts toward research and development, making it so that other countries don't have to, at least not in anything approaching a 1:1 comparison, similar to the way it is with defense budgets. And how do we know it isn't due to internal management? A few short years ago, it was revealed that in UK hospitals they were burning human bodies to keep the heat going. No, what we've learned is that these countries keep their racket going precisely because the public doesn't see the price tag displayed in their personal bank account, while the managers cynically act like they've got it all under control. As an aside, I truly love Europe, specifically France, and we could definitely learn to do things better from them, such as requiring local produce to be purchased for sale in markets, rather than getting it from the third world, or how they require supermarket food that is past the expiration date, yet still perfectly healthy, to be given to local food shelters. There is a very different sense of community, even in a place as cosmopolitan as Paris. Something else I admire about the French is that they don't differentiate between a French native and an immigrant. Once you are a citizen, you are French, and only French. There's a solidarity there that we can greatly learn from.
@SharpL.A.
@SharpL.A. 4 күн бұрын
The analogy is spot on
@lisaw.5381
@lisaw.5381 Ай бұрын
Bill Burr is absolutely amazing.
@dscheaffer
@dscheaffer 11 ай бұрын
Bill Burr is hilarious! I love his no nonsense views and telling it like it is.
@DA_BOID
@DA_BOID 11 ай бұрын
This comment is unnerving. It's the kind of thing you see in a movie or game where it's so cookie cutter, that you laugh because no human would type or talk like that...and yet here we are.
@loreylane3918
@loreylane3918 11 ай бұрын
Comedians like Dave chappelle are hilarious but not this guy. I didn’t find him funny at all.
@TheBadGuy15
@TheBadGuy15 11 ай бұрын
@@DA_BOIDyou’re right, your comment was unnerving
@TheBadGuy15
@TheBadGuy15 11 ай бұрын
@@loreylane3918Bill Burr is hilarious. Cope.
@Ali.Bruni143
@Ali.Bruni143 11 ай бұрын
💯 % IT WOULDVE BEEN a 🎂 & They know it’s a baby, they’re just lying!!
@AdamPruett
@AdamPruett 11 ай бұрын
I mean, they could just be that stupid🤷🏻‍♂️
@NHAFFFF
@NHAFFFF 11 ай бұрын
​@@uno9915 yall are the ones that want legislation that will outlaw abortions. Take a look in the mirror.
@chewymustard6426
@chewymustard6426 11 ай бұрын
No one's lying just both sides are dumb and naive, instead of actually talking and having a debate they just yell, so fuckin tiring i wish Americans could grow up and talk like adults
@samuelsouza3054
@samuelsouza3054 11 ай бұрын
Ignoring common sense is one of the main things pro-choicers need to do in order to defend abortion.
@markzuckergecko621
@markzuckergecko621 11 ай бұрын
Yep, they're just irresponsible and want to be able to do whatever they want without ever facing any negative consequences. Oh and they want someone else to pay for any trouble they get into and can't get themselves out of. This is 100% of what the left believes, absolutely every political position they hold is motivated by this childish worldview.
@rickyrodriguez5744
@rickyrodriguez5744 18 сағат бұрын
Bill is the best. I just loved him portray President Kennedy, in the Jerry Seinfeld film about pop tarts.
@user-qo6wk8vc7t
@user-qo6wk8vc7t 2 ай бұрын
He actually has a really good point
@FirmestCoin
@FirmestCoin 6 ай бұрын
WNBA: we don’t get paid enough money Bill Burr: it’s CUZ YOU DONT SELL ANY FUCKEN TICKETS
@zackarykasprzak3073
@zackarykasprzak3073 6 ай бұрын
It's WNPA, women's non profit association.😂
@user-wh7kt5oz3r
@user-wh7kt5oz3r 6 ай бұрын
he also said on Joe Rogan he hates people who were not walking outside without masks and REFUSED to let joe question him on it. His wife so elegantly just double flicked off Trump. She ruined him like my father was by a woman.
@angrydragonslayer
@angrydragonslayer 5 ай бұрын
I can't even imagine where the WNBA would be without guys watching it for athletic ass ngl Women sure don't watch it and guys actually looking technique and skill arent there either
@T.S.000
@T.S.000 5 ай бұрын
@@zackarykasprzak3073 : Shhh… 🤫 Don’t give ‘em an idea of changing their organization to a nonprofit organization and avoid paying taxes.
@zf5656
@zf5656 5 ай бұрын
It’s wild that the revenue from the nba keeps wnba afloat
@beanallene
@beanallene 11 ай бұрын
"You cake murdering son of a B***" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@skullfracture2
@skullfracture2 15 күн бұрын
Bill is great. He’s been cracking me up for over a decade.
@JCJMC21
@JCJMC21 11 сағат бұрын
The best part of this is knowing that Bill is a common sense liberal. He’s also the last person anyone wants to fuck with. Ben wouldn’t talk shit about Burr because he’s not a college freshman.
@intricateinc8566
@intricateinc8566 11 ай бұрын
*Bill could rant about anything and make it a one hour special, Was awesome to watch him life, I had tears in my eyes laughing the entire time.*
@raykeefer265
@raykeefer265 10 ай бұрын
Yeah he is definitely a ranter! N my sides would hurt listening to him bit$h about ANYTHING! LMAO
@i_ident1fy_aZ_A_h4ndle
@i_ident1fy_aZ_A_h4ndle 10 ай бұрын
Bill Burr needs to be protected at all costs 😂😂😂😭😭😭
@innocentbystander3317
@innocentbystander3317 10 ай бұрын
No, people need to be like Bill Burr. Whats the matter, can't afford to pay attention?
@Jc0i3
@Jc0i3 10 ай бұрын
​@@innocentbystander3317what the fuck are you even saying
@levisaidmyname
@levisaidmyname 10 ай бұрын
Bill Burr would make fun of Ben Shapiro so much if they ever met 😅 he’s a leftist
@zBorderPatrol
@zBorderPatrol 10 ай бұрын
​@@innocentbystander3317Run out of things to complain about today?
@zBorderPatrol
@zBorderPatrol 10 ай бұрын
​@@levisaidmynameLeftists don't question the morality of abortion
@skepticdank1121
@skepticdank1121 5 күн бұрын
The analogy changes a bit if the one baking the cake was the one who decided to not finish baking it. By introducing another person into the analogy it takes away the aspect of bodily autonomy, which is the main point of the argument.
@Fed_Express
@Fed_Express 11 ай бұрын
Bill Burr is a national treasure. His appearances on Conan are legendary. He’s beyond cancellation no matter what he says 😂
@zackwaffen9210
@zackwaffen9210 11 ай бұрын
bill burr is married to an ape
@TransitTechLA
@TransitTechLA 14 күн бұрын
He's not a pro life comedian, he's pro choice.
@thomasslaughter9216
@thomasslaughter9216 5 ай бұрын
Bill Burr is the funniest dude's out there .
@Larry1Wand
@Larry1Wand 6 ай бұрын
Bill Burr is a national treasure.
@Abortion3000
@Abortion3000 2 ай бұрын
Bot
@DeionBonner
@DeionBonner 10 ай бұрын
Dave Chappelle and Bill need to tour together 😂. They'd literally kill people from laughing at their shows
@kalbex9376
@kalbex9376 10 ай бұрын
I'd pay good money to die of laughter
@MikeHammer1
@MikeHammer1 10 ай бұрын
@@kalbex9376 Monty Python's lethal joke can be found on KZfaq so you can do it for free.
@kalbex9376
@kalbex9376 10 ай бұрын
@@MikeHammer1 nah, not the same effect. Plus, if I'm gonna die, why not in style? Spend whatever I saved so that I leave no inheritance for my family to fight over
@TheHomesteadingHobbit
@TheHomesteadingHobbit 10 ай бұрын
​@@kalbex9376truth!!!!
@chrisreads-fp7fo
@chrisreads-fp7fo 9 ай бұрын
Literally?
@kimpeterson6857
@kimpeterson6857 2 ай бұрын
I still firmly believe this is the best analogy I’ve ever heard.
@MasterYoist
@MasterYoist 5 ай бұрын
This guy nailed it.
@concernedfriend.9329
@concernedfriend.9329 11 ай бұрын
The crazy part is, people actually would be very upset about this happening to their cake and it would be a story to tell for years. But when its a human being people are just like ehhh.
@riesjart1000
@riesjart1000 11 ай бұрын
If you're baking a cake then you're intentionally baking it because you want to have a cake. When people have an abortion then it's about people who get pregnant unintentionally, who don't want a child. The first ones who get pregnant unintentionally are people who are in an unstable situation. It's people who are addicted, people with psychiatric disorders and who are on medication, people with (mental) disabilities, people in an unstable family situation like abusive relationships, and homelessness. And then we're not even talking about incest, rape and fetuses that are severely disabled (if they were born).
@MsHojat
@MsHojat 11 ай бұрын
Because one case is a person destroying something against another's will, while the other case isn't. It's a completely invalid comparison for that reason. If you killed someone else's fetus in the womb against the mother's will you'd be charged with murder. If you were making a cake while sleepwalking then wake up and decide to not continue making the cake, you'd be perfectly justified to do so.
@concernedfriend.9329
@concernedfriend.9329 11 ай бұрын
@@riesjart1000 you cannot get pregnant on accident, babies do not come from nowhere and appear in the womb, it takes a very specific series of actions to accomplish and the parties involved are entirely responsible.
@concernedfriend.9329
@concernedfriend.9329 11 ай бұрын
@@MsHojat there is no way to get consent from a unborn child to be killed. I think we could all agree if you could they would they would reveal it was against their will.
@concernedfriend.9329
@concernedfriend.9329 11 ай бұрын
@@riesjart1000 you should check the numbers, many perfectly healthy people get abortions I personally know several.
@bryanr9095
@bryanr9095 10 ай бұрын
Burr is hands down one of the best. His comedy hits you in the right spots. He is always on point and you walk away understanding both sides of many issues.
@shadowbanned5164
@shadowbanned5164 10 ай бұрын
He bought in to all the media lies about Trump and included that shit in his act which means Bill is not very good at researching his topics when it suits him.
@Jarzula
@Jarzula Ай бұрын
Comprehensive thinkers knew it got weird the second he said “however” 😂😂
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