Joey Richter roles ranked by how bi I am

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4 жыл бұрын

Not including tv stuff, citizens of independence, choose our destiny, and animal characters. I know I left out more than that but it’s okay, he’s done a lot. Glad I didn’t try to do more TCB sketches. I think I should redo my Lauren and Robert rankings since they were rushed and I can add Black Friday.
Spies Are Forever: • Spies Are Forever (Ful...
Black Friday: • Black Friday
The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals: • The Guy Who Didn't Lik...
The Trail to Oregon: • The Trail to Oregon!
Darn Tootin: • Darn Tootin' SHORT FILM
Captain’s Vlog: • Captain's Vlog Extende...
Ex-Vloggers: • BOYS WILL BE BOYS (ex-...
Idle Worship: • Idle Worship SHORT FILM
School of Thrones: • School of Thrones - Ep...
The Solve It Squad Returns: • The Solve It Squad (On...
Put Ma On The Phone: • Put Ma On The Phone!
Flop Stoppers: • Flop Stoppers: A Music...
The Hot Breakup: • The HOT Breakup (feat....
American Whoopee: • American Whoopee
MAMD: • Me And My Dick
The Case of the Gilded Lily: • The Case of the Gilded...
A Very Potter Senior Year: • A Very Potter Senior Year
Spilled Milk: • Spilled Milk Part 4 (f...
I Ship It: • I Ship It | 2014 | Yul...
Deal With The Devil: • Deal With The Devil
Firebringer: • Firebringer
Starship: • Starship
Poe Party: • Edgar Allan Poe's Murd...
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@SilverFlames_ 4 жыл бұрын

I honestly can't explain the growing terror I felt as I kept waiting for Cornwallis

@bubblescangame 3 жыл бұрын

I forgot who he was and I was like “who? Ummmmmm…. Oh. OH. OH NO. O H N O”

@eliasmg9144 2 жыл бұрын

I didn't even noticed, I got mad for dr Joey for being so low

@legallyawarcriminal4524 8 ай бұрын

I was waiting for the horny ox, I’m at 21 and I’m getting more scared

@Ace-dc1lb 7 ай бұрын

I’m at 6 and I’m scared

@hanah.kim06 7 ай бұрын

I'M AT 3 WHERE IS CORNWALLIS

@lilbabyfishy5597 4 жыл бұрын

Next video: Joey Richter roles ranked on how bi THEY are

@therealbanditking2852 4 жыл бұрын

Once Upon A Swan yes i second this

@goodgriefcharliebeef 4 жыл бұрын

mcdoon being #1 i presume

@halleys.comett 4 жыл бұрын

Charlie B Owen, was very gay

@goodgriefcharliebeef 4 жыл бұрын

@@halleys.comett this is true

@KG-ul1kn 4 жыл бұрын

I want to see this so badly

@mali-ze5ob 4 жыл бұрын

BROOO MCDOON IS THE BISEXUAL ICON WE NEED IN THIS DAY IN AGE

@daniellewegman2642 4 жыл бұрын

malyee he does have a child bride tho 😗 and get Wagon Is On Fire will still get me every time

@thebananaowenslippedon7095 3 жыл бұрын

Danielle Wegman I’ll admit the bandit king✌️ has a child bridge but wagon on fire SLAPS

@ThatDudeWithBoobs 3 жыл бұрын

I commented this in TTO, but it's hilarious to me that Joey was literally paired up with Jamie three times in that show, but I still wanted him to end up with Corey instead.

@emifukakado-msjoke 3 жыл бұрын

I LOVE HIM SO MUCH! …I mean ..skipping over the child bride thing- BUT STILL

@theoneandonlydrowlf819 3 жыл бұрын

I'd gladly be McDoon's child bride 😍

@jc-pi9lf 4 жыл бұрын

Starkid must have one of the highest percentage of lgbt members in its fandom

@DeathnoteBB 4 жыл бұрын

And Polygon, Collegehumor, and the Mcelroys.

@ohworm3441 4 жыл бұрын

DeathnoteBB no wonder I’m in all of them

@anikathatweirdo423 4 жыл бұрын

the phandom just beats it

@cami_cosmos 4 жыл бұрын

@@DeathnoteBB 70% of the lgbtq+ members in polygon are there for bdg, because we can all agree that he is the great.

@AdrienneStarborn 4 жыл бұрын

Literally EVERYONE in the thomas sanders fandom is some letter of the alphabet so

@TiaMat99 4 жыл бұрын

also, Joey's bottom lip during the Easy Bake Oven bit is SO UNDERRATED. I mean, look at it. Comical genius.

@stephpiano2908 4 жыл бұрын

I seriously don't know how he does it

@val8869 4 жыл бұрын

it’s definitely not underrated but YES COMICAL GENIUS

@theabyss310 3 жыл бұрын

@Robert Huxley Why would you do that?

@dreeraven5838 4 жыл бұрын

Me: *Why does everyone rank McDoon so LOWWWWwwWWWWwwwwWw?* McDoon: Is a pedophilic, sexist murderer who constantly leads Cletus Jones on Me: But *”Wagon on FiReeeeEe”!*

@johannaplockl463 4 жыл бұрын

Right? I say that all the time 😂

@AngelofMusic04 4 жыл бұрын

And caulks the wagon like no other.

@avamb123 4 жыл бұрын

At least he doesn’t objectify women 🤷

@kelseym8863 4 жыл бұрын

Yes but he respects women

@vena6481 4 жыл бұрын

He just wants a child bride is that SO much to ask for

@beigehere 4 жыл бұрын

Why isn't Sergio higher on the list???? He's a family man

@halleys.comett 4 жыл бұрын

Beigehere rIGHt?

@whateveryouhearditwasntme4109 4 жыл бұрын

Julie Kavanagh but he got soft when Curt held an UNLOADED gun to his pastries! Who could resist thst

@thebananaowenslippedon7095 3 жыл бұрын

He is THE IDEAL MAN

@Azimii 3 жыл бұрын

a good guy, a family man, and he doesn’t want to go back to the bakery. what more could you want in a man

@Eveoriginalsinner 3 жыл бұрын

I want a sergio

@scarlettstarkidtrashh1700 4 жыл бұрын

I saw Joey richter and the word bi in the title. Say no more I’m here.

@thegamingdoggo9519 4 жыл бұрын

Mood

@dynomytye 4 жыл бұрын

Wait why can I relate

@schvinncenzarhyulmnir5653 3 жыл бұрын

I love your fuckin name

@editz.by.otter. 3 жыл бұрын

love this comment

@Aly-ym9yi 4 жыл бұрын

Personally I’d put Sergio higher on the list. He’s a good guy. He’s a family man. He’d absolutely rock your anniversary

@tsukikumoon2890 4 жыл бұрын

Let me be that person: It's all of them. _All of them._ That includes the dorks, the one offs and of course the king of all lobsters, Cornwallis. :) He seems to get the roles that vibe "Chaotic Neutral" almost every time. XD Low key, when he's a villain, his power level grows by 100%.

@k0pstl939 4 жыл бұрын

Wiggly wiggly wiggly will wiggle

@leena6615 4 жыл бұрын

Because he’s usually a chaotic neutral character it took me days to really believe he played Grunt, but he’s just that good at what he does.

@sean_lucas_ 4 жыл бұрын

Eileena Davidson I had that with Ted lol

@leena6615 4 жыл бұрын

Amphytryte I like your pfp

@elle_hamm17 4 жыл бұрын

You never really realize how many different characters and styles he performs as. Joey might not be human...

@6idiotslover2711 4 жыл бұрын

Lauren and Joey both morph into their roles so well, they are like chameleons

@owls2223 4 жыл бұрын

Sergio is way too low on this list. My mans has a stable job, remembers his anniversary, AND he's a family man?? Someone's gotta wife him up

@broblerone413 8 ай бұрын

Sergio is truly husband material

@mostlyghostie 8 ай бұрын

I’ll husband him up and I’ve still yet to watch spies are forever ( been a fan since like 2018 too, lol )

@tebma61 Ай бұрын

@@mostlyghostie please watch spies are forever

@quill6143 4 жыл бұрын

If Owen's not in the top five I'm rioting Edit: I'M RIOTING

@lilybelleheller 2 жыл бұрын

I thought the same thing

@SpeciallyShirly 4 жыл бұрын

McDoon, Wiley Ron and Owen are outrageously low

@sloosb 4 жыл бұрын

Sergio as well get you a guy who will get you a cake for date night

@phoebegreaves4709 4 жыл бұрын

This was my thought! 4. Ron 3. McDoon 2. Wilbur 1. Owen

@johannaplockl463 4 жыл бұрын

@@phoebegreaves4709 nononono 0. BUG 1. Owen 2.McDoon 3.Ron 4. Wilbur

@johannaplockl463 4 жыл бұрын

Nonono that's also not right 1. Owen 1. Bug 2. Wilbur 3. Ron 3. McDoon Ah yes that's right

@agreenpar 4 жыл бұрын

Phoebe Greaves agreed

@voidsventurer6078 4 жыл бұрын

I AM AN ABSOLUTE FOOL FOR NOT REALIZING JOEY PLAYED THE ARMY SOLDIER IN TGWDLM WHAT THE HECK

@quirrelmorts 4 жыл бұрын

I didn’t realise it for so long

@webby9044 2 жыл бұрын

@@quirrelmorts same

@broblerone413 8 ай бұрын

same, i only realized bc of this video. i had no idea who played that soldier, but looking back, that soldier acts the way Joey plays some of his goofier characters

@rine6740 4 жыл бұрын

Can't believe high Joey is higher on the list than Wiley because shit was I reminded of my 40 percent heterosexuality when he first entered. Also everyone forgets idle worship

@sammoblammo7202 4 жыл бұрын

Y E S

@Highsch9oliskillingme 23 күн бұрын

Bahaha same

@6idiotslover2711 4 жыл бұрын

I dont know a straight starkid fan and its honestly amazing

@quirrelmorts 4 жыл бұрын

I know at least 3 but I know a lot of people

@6idiotslover2711 4 жыл бұрын

@@quirrelmorts cool! Also, Great Ranking,I agree with it all, if you redo lauren and robs with black friday, I have a feeling that Ethan (not his bad double) and Kringle would be high

@quirrelmorts 4 жыл бұрын

Thanks and yeah!

@artemis984 4 жыл бұрын

Allow me to introduce myself...

@redacted5078 4 жыл бұрын

Straight and Starkid? Thats a weird Word combination

@Aly-ym9yi 4 жыл бұрын

I love that you’re more attracted to Jangle than the homeless guy but less attracted to Jangle than the smokeclub member. And way more attracted to Cornwallis than any of those (but who can blame you)

@kirstenkolkman6758 8 ай бұрын

That ox he played was even more attractive

@cynicalsheep7493 4 жыл бұрын

i'm so happy to see hemingway at the top because yes i am also a slut for both old author parodies and joey acting as a scumbag character

@samscroggins6814 4 жыл бұрын

IMO the 3 hottest Joey Richter characters are as follows 1. McDoon 2. Ted 3.owen I’m a lil worried that they’re all assholes but it’s fineee

@AngelofMusic04 4 жыл бұрын

In Owen's case, he's a victim of circumstance that twists him into becoming a tragic villain. The other two are just lovably bad guys.

@eviem.6903 4 жыл бұрын

I think the majority of his characters are villains/assholes, even as a lesbian myself I have to admit he's an attractive person 👀

@Raghhhhhhg 2 жыл бұрын

I agree completely

@olgarivera9315 6 ай бұрын

SamScroggins6814. I Agree. Same. But I Am Like Them. When I Did Plays At My School. And Church Back In The Day. Five Out Of The Eight Times. I Was A Villian. One Time. I Was A Homeless Person. One Time. I Was A Boss. And One Time. I Was The Goddess Of Thunder.

@marinarasauce5701 4 жыл бұрын

after watching this i realized how many of his roles i havent seen

@wokeupnew 3 жыл бұрын

same-

@erinhildebrandt2858 4 жыл бұрын

We don't deserve Joey.

@gigirauchut1882 3 жыл бұрын

Joey is one of the only men who can pull off an all-denim ensemble

@Baseiscc 4 жыл бұрын

Joey and Lauren crying with noodles falling out of their mouth is my aesthetic

@fae91 2 жыл бұрын

1:33 the fact that pete is just casually dancing in the background makes this scene so freaking sad (even more than when we just knew who homeless man was)

@ItsBAndBees 8 ай бұрын

Well now that Nerdy Prudes has dropped we’ll just have to update Joeys barbecue man as number one 🤷🏻‍♀️

@quirrelmorts 8 ай бұрын

honestly he is very beautiful in that scene

@georgesmith4307 4 жыл бұрын

It was a big Brain move to put Satan so high ngl

@sanityisrelative 4 жыл бұрын

The number of times I've rewatched that sketch...

@soupsoup4245 4 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: Joey played Satan in a play with some of the other starkids called The Last Days of Judas Iscariot! He had a half-shaved head and I started crying when I heard about it.

@quirrelmorts 4 жыл бұрын

I have a picture of that on my wall, I wish there were more videos about it

@lilyparker6611 4 жыл бұрын

I'm lesbian but I clicked anyways

@alwaysanupside248 4 жыл бұрын

Me too fam

@harrywater456 4 жыл бұрын

Glad to see I’m not the only one

@clovejubilee5227 4 жыл бұрын

Oof same.

@EmIdc 4 жыл бұрын

Same

@thatgaiagirl6788 4 жыл бұрын

Ah, a fellow wanderer

@MarcyStevonshy 4 жыл бұрын

I was today years old when I found out that PEIP agent was Joey Ritcher. No wonder I love him so much

@ej292 4 жыл бұрын

british joey was a gift to this world

@sonja5878 4 жыл бұрын

putting jangle above homeless guy was a BOLD move

@thegamingdoggo9519 4 жыл бұрын

Plus Joey Richter also played a character in Jessie

@jazzhands8493 4 жыл бұрын

Officer Petey

@quirrelmorts 4 жыл бұрын

I know I didn’t include tv roles because that would be too much work

@logicallyanxious 4 жыл бұрын

'joey richter roles ranked by how bi THEY are' better be next

@sophie-dd9ql 4 жыл бұрын

Mcdoon is WAYYYY too low on this list-

@liblou7107 4 жыл бұрын

@Kadence Mazzanti I've done it. 69. 😎

@shofisstar 4 жыл бұрын

But like the fact that he’s with Lauren in most of his scenes it’s adding to that bisexual factor yknow

@shofisstar 4 жыл бұрын

I literally don’t remember writing this comment wtf

@polio3104 4 жыл бұрын

Excuse me how dare you put Vanger so low. That bowl cut? STYLISH! PURE. ART.

@quirrelmorts 4 жыл бұрын

I hate it I’m sorry

@polio3104 4 жыл бұрын

@@quirrelmorts *sob* his entire voice during we love the prince tho it's so *sob* peRFECT

@sanityisrelative 4 жыл бұрын

@@polio3104 yeees!

@tokyomootsie 3 жыл бұрын

Thank you! I was scouring the comments specifically for this!

@soupsoup4245 4 жыл бұрын

Honestly, I could never even try to rank these because I'm so gay for this man that it hurts. All I'd be doing is just looking at pictures/watching clips of him and sobbing.

@AllTheGoldfish 4 жыл бұрын

Scraggs is my number one always and forever. Don't ask me why, but he is.

@quirrelmorts 4 жыл бұрын

So valid

@sk70091 3 жыл бұрын

He's my number two, right after Owen.

@sadies8100 3 жыл бұрын

Owen, Wilbur, and mcdoon are my personal favorites, but I have always had a thing for villains. Also Ted.

@Raghhhhhhg 2 жыл бұрын

@@sadies8100 Bro Wiley, Ted, Owen, McDoon…..

@sanityisrelative 4 жыл бұрын

22:38 appreciation for that sarcastic bow Owen does, yes!

@fangirlandproud6442 4 жыл бұрын

17:02 makes absolutely no sense to me and that makes it even funnier

@mads9966 4 жыл бұрын

Fangirl and Proud I know the context and it’s still hilarious

@slasherchild5871 4 жыл бұрын

Something about Wiley just...really gets my gander. He might be my number one in this kind of rank. And I have to know where the satan character is from.

@quirrelmorts 4 жыл бұрын

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@slasherchild5871 4 жыл бұрын

@@quirrelmorts you're the best! ♡

@slasherchild5871 4 жыл бұрын

@@quirrelmorts legit just watched it two times in a row XD omg I love it...

@quirrelmorts 4 жыл бұрын

You’re welcome 😁

@starshipranger1363 4 жыл бұрын

It’s from a TCB skit

@emilyharfst6468 4 жыл бұрын

I *cannot* believe Owen is 7

@magnitude10199 4 жыл бұрын

My only complaint: Sergio should be higher. Come on!! He's a family man! What's hotter than a guy that goes to the bakery for your anniversary??

@edgyspaceunicorn7215 3 жыл бұрын

StarKid seems to exists only to remind me that I am in fact, bi.

@Cryptamen 8 ай бұрын

homeless man above "yeah, prove it asshole were the army-" is so funny but so SO unexpected

@bree6722 4 жыл бұрын

i can’t believe you did owen so dirty

@quirrelmorts 4 жыл бұрын

I honestly love all his roles so much

@therealbanditking2852 4 жыл бұрын

this is the most relatable title to a video (except i’m pan but like still) if anyone dislikes this video i will personally kick their head.

@omt28 4 жыл бұрын

didn't read the description before i watched this and spent the whole video thinking "are they ranking the ox this high?" like no judgment but ok

@siariele4592 4 жыл бұрын

owen better be first on this list. i'm in love with owen and i'm a gd lesbian edit: how could you do this

@hivelightlive 4 жыл бұрын

Now if this whole video ain’t a mood.

@lattayhattay7867 4 жыл бұрын

Sergio deserves so much BETTER. He's a family man. Also the ox from TtO is a classic

@agreenpar 4 жыл бұрын

Wow... this quarantine really be out here reminding me of how insanely in love with Joey I am, huh? Also, I’m really really glad that somebody appreciates Bug as much as I do.

@edymclean 4 жыл бұрын

You should do this but with only Brian Rosenthals characters in solve it squad

@h0neydoodles506 4 жыл бұрын

Oh my gOd today is a good day when I’m fIrst to a Joey Ritcher video Anyway, the correct answer is that All Of Them should make you Bi

@rrealjam3348 3 жыл бұрын

you put the whole sandwich trick scene and I respect you for that

@picklesthewise 4 жыл бұрын

I was just watching this channel hoping for this exact content. God is a real boy.

@manuelahernandez2498 4 жыл бұрын

Phoenix satan is a real man*

@razberry3800 4 жыл бұрын

I fully respect your opinion and sexuality but how is Ted higher than Sergio? He's a family man!

@bernigamboa7787 3 жыл бұрын

the PAIN every time I see Owen and the fight scene I can’t do this today

@kelley7632 4 жыл бұрын

THANK YOU for putting Grunt at #3 like hELLO the absolutely solid tension between him and Emberly the whole time??? unbeatable. simply unmatched.

@daphne5302 2 жыл бұрын

i felt a deep, deep sense of kinship and respect when i saw how high on the list bug was

@aaronjimenez7825 Жыл бұрын

The fact that Joey was Vanger Borschtitt, Sergio, and Owen in the same show blows my mind

@taezer3687 2 жыл бұрын

I tried skipping to the end to see what the first spot was and accidentally stopped on the goDDAMN STAIRCASE SCENE

@theelusive1736 4 жыл бұрын

I never noticed Joey was the army guy until I saw his mustache.

@sydneyhasthetea8912 4 жыл бұрын

The only thing I'd change is have Owen at #2 and Cornwallis as #1

@klarabruunkjr7982 4 жыл бұрын

Me: watches this in 1.5 because i'm impatient Me: slows it down to 1.0 because i can't do Joey dirty by not enjoying every second

@daniellemhall1358 4 жыл бұрын

I love Ernest Hemingway and this is coming from someone who was tortured by The Sun Also Rises in high school.

@quirrelmorts 4 жыл бұрын

I read a page of one of his books in Barnes & Noble and was not at all interested but JOEY

@peytonbeaumont354 4 жыл бұрын

Oh my goodness I can't believe Bug is second???? Thank you??? For giving that sweet boy the love and recognition he deserves????? AAAAA my heart

@andreajunie6283 4 жыл бұрын

you are SO valid for having bug so high, that's a big mood

@rrealjam3348 3 жыл бұрын

Wiley and Sergio deserved better, but this is a really good rank

@komaru6268 4 жыл бұрын

i was shocked at the fact that sergio at 24 then i remembered scrags existed

@burhanuddinmaskawala187 3 жыл бұрын

21:52 he says "pass me 1 of the charges LOVE " or is it me? I'm still shipping

@calamity2383 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah that’s what he says

@randomstuff6355 7 ай бұрын

Words can not describe the terror i began to feel when i reached the Top 5 and Cornwallis had not shown up yet...

@diohadley1712 4 жыл бұрын

I am very glad that Ted is number nine. He is an absolute asshole but at least he knows and I love him for that

@robertlopez2052 4 жыл бұрын

Sergio is such a wonderful man I love him

@alainaleone5120 4 жыл бұрын

I literally spent the entire video panicking about where you were gonna put Cornwallis..... Oops

@emifukakado-msjoke 3 жыл бұрын

Sergio has bi wife energy and I love him.

@mariasolenardelli3745 4 жыл бұрын

I had forgotten how absolutely bonkers was School of thrones thank you for reminding me

@user-no6rd3ez4j 7 ай бұрын

Honest travesty that Sergio didn’t make it to top 10, man had strong family values

@unoriginalbun8325 8 ай бұрын

I think it's funny that Beanies customer, who has no lines and spends very little time on stage, is included. Understandable, he is cute.

@idkman4328 4 жыл бұрын

I knew Owen was coming but FUCK im never prepared

@halleys.comett 4 жыл бұрын

I love that Joeys face goes 〰️

@FionnFisher 4 жыл бұрын

Personally, I'd put Borschtit a bit higher, but that's just me

@kayliek4057 4 жыл бұрын

Finally Joey on shrooms getting what he deserves

@taylorlikestheatre166 4 жыл бұрын

tbh joey ritcher in the trail to oregon is ❤️❤️

@leetrash2031 4 жыл бұрын

This was a wonderful way to spend 30 minutes of my life. I have not regrets in this.

@Quackervoltz 3 жыл бұрын

Putting Bug in the number 2 spot............Good taste

@sofabirahhzz2807 4 жыл бұрын

2. Every Joey Role Ever 1. ThE oX (lIke MeE!)

@cyh2499 Жыл бұрын

oh my god, Joey as satan reminded me how much I need to see a Good Omens parody but with Joey as Crowley and Brosenthall as Aziraphale

@gracekeddy 4 жыл бұрын

tony deserves to be higher than 16. the accent, the hair blowing in the wind, something about that necklace and shirt. idk man

@quirrelmorts 4 жыл бұрын

I considered most of them pretty high trust me I love him

@marwak7581 4 жыл бұрын

THANK YOU for including joey singing honeydukes! i just love the way his and mk's voices sound together

@thatgaiagirl6788 4 жыл бұрын

*inhales* DASH GUNFIIIIRRREEEEEEE I legit love him he’s a bean

@cryingthrowingup4256 4 жыл бұрын

why did i not know about half of these roles?? lmao i thought he was only to do with starkid

@micahlangdon3553 4 жыл бұрын

That high note at 5:56 is underrated

@eviem.6903 4 жыл бұрын

General Store Guy was criminally low

@natachasmith2539 4 жыл бұрын

im sorry homeless guy is over PEIP guy? why?

@quirrelmorts 4 жыл бұрын

F the military

@AngelofMusic04 4 жыл бұрын

This should be revised to include Joey's Billy Loomis from the Live-"Scream". Only his Billy knows guns work better with the safety on. 😉 I also weep for Owen's placement. Like Diane Keaton in "Something's Gotta Give" levels of weep.