Joe Walker roles ranked by how bi I am

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5 жыл бұрын

Thank you all for 1,000 subscribers! I’m having a lot of fun with this channel!
I didn't watch it all the way through before uploading so I apologise for any errors. The quality was a bit messed up after saving and uploading but it really doesn’t matter. I'm a bit exhausted and had to delete a few apps to save this video since it’s all done on my phone.
I don’t think I can explain this. I didn’t really know where to place a few of the characters but this took forever. I rewatched all the scenes for all his roles because I have no self-control. OMG makes me really uncomfortable for some reason. I don’t have 1Night 2Last 3Ever or Airport 4 Birds but if I’m missing anything else let me know; I’m always up for more Joe Walker. I should really work on Lauren’s birthday video...
If you're still reading and somehow this isn’t enough Joe content here’s Starship but it’s just Joe Walker • Starship but it’s just...
Holy Musical B@man: • Holy Musical B@man!
Starship: • Starship
Twisted: • Twisted: The Untold St...
Spies Are Forever: • Spies Are Forever (Ful...
Ani: • ANI: A Parody
1Night 2Last 3Ever: • 1Night 2Last 3Ever
MAMD: • Me And My Dick
World’s Worst Musical: • World's Worst Musical ...
OMG: • OMG - A Short Film
A Very Potter Sequel: • A Very Potter Sequel
A Very Potter Senior Year: • A Very Potter Senior Year
Firebringer: • Firebringer
A Very Potter Musical: • A Very Potter Musical
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@cupcakesimulation 5 жыл бұрын

His Umbridge is both the most masculine yet the most feminine thing ever. Only Joe.

@herberthidgens5937 5 жыл бұрын

joe as umbridge is the peak of bisexuality

@turtle6322 5 жыл бұрын

No, Lauren Lopez as Draco Malfoy is!

@cheesythegoat4231 4 жыл бұрын

Hell yeah she is

@sambrooks8461 4 жыл бұрын

Fangirlynerdy nah mate, Lauren as Comissioner Gordon is.

@i.wannabe.m.e 4 жыл бұрын

me a pan: _yes._

@headofathousandsheepswool 4 жыл бұрын

*gay panic*

@llokmacd9157 5 жыл бұрын

There were some moments where I was like “why is this character so high on the list” and then they’d do something and I’d immediately understand

@quirrelmorts 5 жыл бұрын

Yeah the list changed around a lot while I was rewatching stuff because of some specific moments

@trueaidooo 4 жыл бұрын

@@quirrelmorts I wouldn't have expected the royal vizier to be so high but then I watched him and was like "Oh. That makes sense"

@chrisshimizu308 4 жыл бұрын

just say ducker in climate change we all get it

@fermentedoj315 3 жыл бұрын

Same

@one-onessadhalf3393 8 ай бұрын

@trueaidooo 100%, he wears so much eyeliner that he’s certainly a bi

@caswalters8299 5 жыл бұрын

Is it anybody else or is it really adorable when his voice cracks when he is fake crying?

@poisonghoul 5 жыл бұрын

YESSSS IT'S MY FAVOURITE

@wizpiez1995 5 жыл бұрын

Yo where?

@poisonghoul 5 жыл бұрын

wizpiez 6:19

@wizpiez1995 5 жыл бұрын

poison ghoul ana o0p-

@sebciminel5581 4 жыл бұрын

YEAH

@wassabihut7423 5 жыл бұрын

deadliest man alive can like , get it ig k actually joe walker can like, get it

@jordanlaura6094 5 жыл бұрын

also man in elevator and hot chocolate boy have the same energy

@shaylamcgraw6666 4 жыл бұрын

What about man in a hurry

@silviamayo2993 4 жыл бұрын

What about cinema kid?

@quirrelmorts 4 жыл бұрын

Cineplex kid was actually supposed to be hot chocolate boy until Robert was cast as Ethan!

@hannahbarch4695 5 жыл бұрын

Also I need one of these about Joey Richter based on how much he makes me McSwoon

@quirrelmorts 5 жыл бұрын

Good idea

@hannahbarch4695 5 жыл бұрын

Professor Hidgens if you end up doing one please include the way Grunt looks at Emberly during the beginning of a paint me.

@gabbyl3856 5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, there is no way Voldemort, Batman, Deadliest Man, and Ducker are played by the same person

@antonsantiago8487 5 жыл бұрын

Chilly Willy was robbed

@imtryingmybest673 4 жыл бұрын

Ava Santiago THANK you

@fermentedoj315 3 жыл бұрын

YOU GOT MY HOPES UP SO HIGH AND THEN YOU SHOT AND MUGGED THEM IN AN ALLEYWAY

@stanconnorstan4266 5 жыл бұрын

My goal in life is to learn how to beautifully contour my face to look like the Voldemort look in AVPM

@carydorse705 4 жыл бұрын

The make-up tutorial we need But not tge one we deserve

@ashburton4825 5 жыл бұрын

honestly the part in the "always dance" scene when it cuts to tom and ginny is so chilling, it reminds me of the transition from "the golden rule" to "gold and rule" in twisted

@quirrelmorts 5 жыл бұрын

Good comparison

@rine6740 4 жыл бұрын

Honestly, it gives me Cabaret vibes

@herberthidgens5937 5 жыл бұрын

i never saw ani but the clip where they're dancing in crop tops makes me regret that desicion every time i see it

@quirrelmorts 5 жыл бұрын

Best part of the show tbh

@robertlopez2052 4 жыл бұрын

Literally any man, regardless of their sexuality, looks, weight, colour, etc. looks good in a crop top.

@j_0anna 3 жыл бұрын

@@robertlopez2052 you're the antithesis of lauren manion and i love that

@ezelfrancisco1349 3 жыл бұрын

It was honestly a great subversion since his love interest in that one is in an unrecognizable unsexualized helmet and armor.

@i.m1ss.y0u.s0.f4r 3 жыл бұрын

you gotta watch it it’s great

@ProfHidgensTurtleneck 5 жыл бұрын

I DID NOT KNOW JOE WAS CHILLY WHAT

@Corpseboo 5 жыл бұрын

it was actually revealed in an interview but also you can kinda tell because of the voice

@Kirkbridezip 5 жыл бұрын

I watch too many starkid videos to not know Joe was Chilly Willy

@bigmanbigpants2293 5 жыл бұрын

I didn't realize Joe was half of these roles

@parisb8084 5 жыл бұрын

During Stutter, the second time he sings “you were never my lover” and he snaps is just very attractive to me???

@quirrelmorts 5 жыл бұрын

Same

@parisb8084 5 жыл бұрын

And when his teeth accidentally clack as DMA when singing “until you die”??? A+

@i.wannabe.m.e 4 жыл бұрын

Paris Bacharach I SCREAMED HOLY SHIT-

@i.wannabe.m.e 4 жыл бұрын

Paris Bacharach 28:18!!!!!!!

@cael_aj 5 жыл бұрын

34:31 the bi confusion of whether to look at Joe or Lauren in this scene

@quirrelmorts 5 жыл бұрын

Absolutely

@loglog1954 5 жыл бұрын

I had to watch it twice

@3y3sunc1oud3d 5 жыл бұрын

EXACTLY DJDDKSKMK

@emilymarley4505 5 жыл бұрын

Stop calling me out.

@Susannebohm 5 жыл бұрын

so true

@4dultw1thj0b 5 жыл бұрын

Any other lesbians very specifically attracted to Joe as Umbridge because tall buff femme

@sabiralangevin 5 жыл бұрын

oh this is a mood

@headofathousandsheepswool 5 жыл бұрын

Why do I understand exactly what you mean

@spacetrashpile7199 5 жыл бұрын

God you’re absolutely right

@sloppyontheds8304 5 жыл бұрын

Y E S

@purpletrees9757 4 жыл бұрын

Hell yes

@natachasmith2539 5 жыл бұрын

Why are you more bi for the orphan child then the penguin

@quirrelmorts 5 жыл бұрын

Because he’s human and I can see his face

@Every1doesdrugs 4 жыл бұрын

Professor Hidgens bruh chilly Willy can always get it

@yaya-mk3nn 4 жыл бұрын

Professor Hidgens but chilly willy is BUFF 🤤

@TheHedgehogGiraffe 5 жыл бұрын

"you can't disapperate inside of hogwarts right??" "Right!" Was that an audience member???

@quirrelmorts 5 жыл бұрын

Yeah I think so, could’ve been a friend

@sleepwalking3345 4 жыл бұрын

I thought it was dumbledore from behind the post

@kendrajade6688 3 жыл бұрын

RIGHT!

@ezelfrancisco1349 3 жыл бұрын

The best part about Joe Umbridge is that when Dumbledore announced her, the audience groaned, but when he appeared, they cheered

@herberthidgens5937 5 жыл бұрын

i love how all the scenes to voldemort are basically just a quirrelmort montage,, i thought i was over them but apperently not thanks i didn't think this would make me emotional :'))

@quirrelmorts 5 жыл бұрын

I almost cried when rewatching it to make this it’s amazing what a silly musical can do

@herberthidgens5937 5 жыл бұрын

@@quirrelmorts true, crying over voldemort and quirrel being in love is the last thing i would expect from my life, but here we are huh

@alexgay1318 4 жыл бұрын

when Joe entered s Umbridge he looked like he had been preparing for that role his entire life

@JohnDoe-tt5qc 4 жыл бұрын

“Well Mr. Curt Mega, if that is your real name.” Goddamn it, I didn’t realize how hilarious that was until now.

@chrisshimizu308 4 жыл бұрын

the torture tango basically makes up 90% of my sexuality

@quirrelmorts 4 жыл бұрын

I feel that and now I need to rewatch it

@ryanlewis9381 5 жыл бұрын

50 minutes of my favorite snacc

@PabloEmanuel96 5 жыл бұрын

Same

@mg3873 5 жыл бұрын

100% straight here--Joe Walker as the deadliest man alive is extremely attractive and it pains me.

@littlelizzy9793 3 жыл бұрын

100% ace and I agree

@tjtcb4304 4 жыл бұрын

THE EYES AFTER HE SAYS "damn the G-L-E-E they're always making twisted abominations of everything" GODDAMN HE ENJOYED MAKING THAT JOKE. 7:03

@kiki8792 3 жыл бұрын

He was looking for Darren in the audience, that's who he winked at

@one-onessadhalf3393 8 ай бұрын

@kiki8792 Knowing that makes it A MILLION TIMES BETTER

@sarahellis6703 5 жыл бұрын

No matter what you think of everything else, you can't deny Voldemort is number one

@plusiegaming8962 4 жыл бұрын

He (we) IS (Are) NUMBER ONE! DUN DUN DUN DA DA DUN DUN

@iamthebird565 Жыл бұрын

But prince achmed... Makes sense Nobody remembers him

@tsukikumoon2890 5 жыл бұрын

I question myself every time I see The Deadliest Man Alive but then realize it's because Joe Walker plays him.

@angryjester8622 4 жыл бұрын

the “to honor...” speech will always kill me. it’s honestly funnier being from the south and knowing people like that in real life.

@theresan4464 5 жыл бұрын

oof this title is a whole mood

@g2growcya 5 жыл бұрын

seriously tho, that was my immediate reaction to the title

@luna732 5 жыл бұрын

i demand justice for chilly willy

@Liletter 4 жыл бұрын

I like how they needed Jim to play the centaur so that they could have a nice height difference between umbridge and her boyfriend.

@quirrelmorts 4 жыл бұрын

Interesting take

@Gaby-bx3cv 5 жыл бұрын

FALSE! All these roles make me the maximum level of bi, straight, and everything in between!!

@emmab4587 5 жыл бұрын

I literally can’t thank you enough for 50 MINUTES OF JOSEPH WALKER THIS IS LIKE A DREAM

@quirrelmorts 5 жыл бұрын

YOU’RE WELCOME!

@hawkspiral 5 жыл бұрын

*wakes up to nearly 50 minutes of Joe Walker content* hell yes

@MadisonHartling 5 жыл бұрын

Nothing makes me more bi than Dylan and Meredith’s kiss in Starship 7:13

@r-robertson-d 5 жыл бұрын

I thought Commander Up would've been higher on the list.

@quirrelmorts 5 жыл бұрын

Me too

@SingingSealRiana 7 ай бұрын

Same!!!

@purplebunn 5 жыл бұрын

I am very surprised by how soon I saw Commander Up

@quirrelmorts 5 жыл бұрын

I don’t think I knew what to do with him

@mikey__t 4 жыл бұрын

His face is so symmetrical it's astonishing

@iluvstarkid100 5 жыл бұрын

THIS. IS. THE. CONTENT. IM. HERE. FOR.

@quirrelmorts 5 жыл бұрын

💜

@burnbunnie 5 жыл бұрын

listen i get that curt is about to get tortured but uh if i were him i would be shook in that torture scene big oof

@ezelfrancisco1349 3 жыл бұрын

Considering who DMA was, I completely understand

@yourfavwonch 5 жыл бұрын

Him as Voldemort was the sexiest shit I've seen. ***the big gay is attacking me rn***

@quirrelmorts 5 жыл бұрын

Same

@mmaisyd 4 жыл бұрын

wait is he wearing lipstick while playing the royal vizier?? i never noticed and it makes me even more bi than before

@quirrelmorts 4 жыл бұрын

Yup

@sof_t_ 4 жыл бұрын

Torture Tango makes me UNBELIEVABLY heterosexual and its only like 90% Joe's fault

@StupidSemyazza 8 ай бұрын

This is all your fault Joe

@user-xt3gt7gg9h 5 жыл бұрын

Even tho im extremely straight id still be down for umbridge

@GLAASJEMELC 5 жыл бұрын

Depending on your own gender I'm pretty sure you can be attracted to Umbrindge as a 'female' character as well as the 'male' Joe Walker in a pink dress (don't know Joe's gender tho)

@user-xt3gt7gg9h 5 жыл бұрын

@@GLAASJEMELC she/her attracted to BOTH

@jamiecasimir5040 3 жыл бұрын

;-; same

@mmaisyd 4 жыл бұрын

joe walker as umbridge confirmed my bisexuality

@imtryingmybest673 4 жыл бұрын

Joe Walker is my celebrity crush and I’m not even into guys. When his voice gets scratchy? Adorable. When he wears tight clothes? Hoo! He’s just the pinnacle of greatness.

@thatonestarkidfan3918 4 жыл бұрын

Most underrated Joe Walker quote: *NYAAAAAAAAAGHHFDKSPAPC*

@mysticmoondustt314 5 жыл бұрын

*uH iM sOrRy bUt cHiLlY WiLlY mAkeS Me v E r Y Bi*

@quirrelmorts 5 жыл бұрын

😆

@thememeslinger7506 5 жыл бұрын

Tis the power of the Penguin Man

@raspberrybush 5 жыл бұрын

34:32 made me feel things......

@quirrelmorts 5 жыл бұрын

Big mood. I had a mini breakdown earlier because his legs are so beautiful

@peyton3974 5 жыл бұрын

i was questioning why ducker was so high up and then this scene came up and i understood

@sebciminel5581 4 жыл бұрын

yep. it confirmed my homosexuality. i’m gay for joe walker 100%

@QteaTheSwag 5 жыл бұрын

Golden rule reprise makes me NUT he’s so good in it

@daniellemhall1358 5 жыл бұрын

I want that to be my wedding "I now pronounce you man vs machine. Fight!"

@romeevanvessem7072 5 жыл бұрын

Can someone please make a Joe walker facial expression complication or one of Robert Manion

@CCupcakeFace08 5 жыл бұрын

It's a crime that the deadliest man alive isn't in the top 3...

@JoeSmith-db4rq 4 жыл бұрын

Idk nothing might ever be as attractive as Commander Up not only sitting on Joey's lap, and not only breaking into tears while hugging him, but also rubbing noses with him.

@izukubf 5 жыл бұрын

I hate that I haven’t seen Spies are Forever yet🤦🏾‍♀️

@quirrelmorts 5 жыл бұрын

You definitely should

@user-hl7gi8ud2i 5 жыл бұрын

It’s one of my favorites

@ProfHidgensTurtleneck 5 жыл бұрын

WATCH ITTTR

@envycentral7281 5 жыл бұрын

Jessica Williams yes watch it

@lisak8492 4 жыл бұрын

Same😓

@iketheneek3531 4 жыл бұрын

I may be outing myself as a bottom, but the most dangerous man should be MUCH higher on the list

@one-onessadhalf3393 8 ай бұрын

Oh most certainly

@Barnypng 4 жыл бұрын

im sorry The Deadliest Man could kill me and I would thank him

@emmal3383 5 жыл бұрын

Nick’s squeals while joe kisses the phone in ani is literally everything!:)))

@kamillyvitoriacossta 4 жыл бұрын

it was 11 years ago and i still can't get over "quiirrrrrrrrrrel... maaaaaaaan... liiiisteeeeen..."

@QueenMegaera 5 жыл бұрын

Bit of a sidetrack, but Joe Moses trying not to smile at Up is my jam.

@amiwweah3770 4 жыл бұрын

Anneli Elisabet joe moses anywhere is my jam

@rynn9297 5 жыл бұрын

i just want to give him a hug when i hear him pretend to cry

@briannahawkins8810 5 жыл бұрын

Jfc I was not prepared for the Royal Vizier’s tongue at 39:56

@starryeyedgirls_ 4 ай бұрын

me neither holy fuck 😳

@izzysauls7737 4 жыл бұрын

I didn’t realize how sexy The Royal Vizier is thank you

@aether413 5 жыл бұрын

Holy SHIT this is dedication

@quirrelmorts 5 жыл бұрын

Yeah it really is, took a week

@519hotstuff 5 жыл бұрын

*JOE WALKER DIES*

@Sutton_Bea_Still 5 жыл бұрын

Okay but Joe would be a really good Rocky in Rocky Horror Picture Show

@quirrelmorts 5 жыл бұрын

I would die

@Sutton_Bea_Still 5 жыл бұрын

Professor Hidgens Honestly though Starkid Rocky Horror would be the best thing in the entire world. Like Joey as Brad... just sayin’ it should be a thing.

@Sutton_Bea_Still 5 жыл бұрын

OMG ROBERT AS FRANK N’ FURTER

@quirrelmorts 5 жыл бұрын

THESE ARE SUCH GOOD IDEAS

@quirrelmorts 5 жыл бұрын

Jaime as Janet?

@kayleerogers6043 4 жыл бұрын

1:17 *I cannot stress enough how much this laugh means to me*

@parisb8084 5 жыл бұрын

I disagree with the placement of almost all of these, but I am so glad this video exists

@quirrelmorts 5 жыл бұрын

You’re welcome, my thoughts on the placements have already changed because I just can’t rank things that I love ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@fallingasleepaswespeak 4 жыл бұрын

my mom literally has a crush on joe as umbridge over voldemort and idk how to feel abt it. she also responded to achmed's "am i not a thing of beauty?" monologue on the tv with "dont ask if you don't wanna know, joe" and i cried

@quirrelmorts 4 жыл бұрын

Oh my gods

@AnaTheKitten 4 жыл бұрын

As a bisexual it’s so hard to choose who to look at in scenes with both Lauren and Joe. It’s like they KNOW that so they try to be next to each other a lot.

@agreenpar 5 жыл бұрын

Almost 50 minutes??? How did we get so lucky???

@tjtcb4304 4 жыл бұрын

the "to honour" monologue is my favee

@rebeccab4306 5 жыл бұрын

At 26:20 he says love like Owen does at the beginning too and I'd never even noticed it before

@lauren_weekes8541 4 жыл бұрын

My Top five of his characters are 1. Voldemort 2. Batman 3. Prince Achmed 4. Commander Up 5. Umbridge

@kiki8792 3 жыл бұрын

This is DMA erasure

@InvisibleDrew 5 жыл бұрын

Wait, you make all of these on your phone? Holy crap, that's incredible!

@quirrelmorts 5 жыл бұрын

Thanks! It gets a bit hard when they’re longer because iMovie likes to have little glitches if not closed right

@Flameswipe 4 жыл бұрын

It's quarter after 4 AM and I'm struggling to not laugh hysterically at Voldemort 'dying' at the end. I love Joe, he's so talented. If I ever get to meet him I will straight up swoon.

@madisonpadilla5556 5 жыл бұрын

Favorite thing about these lists is sometimes they play a character that is named after them or is them and they’re always placed low on the list

@quirrelmorts 5 жыл бұрын

Joe in OMG was a bit creepy and definitely a liar

@mel-burnes 3 жыл бұрын

curt mega, the only exception

@blacksabbitha 4 жыл бұрын

commander up is criminally low on this list

@camplemons5663 3 жыл бұрын

I wonder how the pitch for Joe Walker as Umbridge went... also, like, how did he react as soon as he was pitched the idea for Stutter, because I feel like he just embraced his inner sass

@bensmith1491 5 жыл бұрын

How dare you insult Chilly Willy like this?!

@quirrelmorts 5 жыл бұрын

Okay I love him as a character but I’m obviously not attracted to a penguin

@bensmith1491 5 жыл бұрын

Fair enough...

@lo-qo5gq 3 жыл бұрын

we need to talk about Moff Tarkin in that crop top more cause OMFG-

@eminokia 5 жыл бұрын

the deadliest man alive makes me feel things

@gotosweetstxr 5 жыл бұрын

Thank you for making this omg Joe Walker might be the most attractive person,, not in Starkid, just,, like,, overall

@quirrelmorts 5 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@hannahlauren2900 5 жыл бұрын

this title is actually everything

@_50_ducks_ 4 жыл бұрын

Achmed is my favorite, and then commander Up, but when prince achmed was being mean to himself, I was just screaming in my head, NO, YOURE TOO AMAZING TO BE MEAN TO YOURSELF!!

@hannahvanhoose9292 5 жыл бұрын

I’m bisexual in general

@obtainthisyeast9835 5 жыл бұрын

chilly willy literally should've been number one but go off i guess

@graci3llaa 5 жыл бұрын

Imagine the movie “Split” starred Joe Walker,but all his personalities are these....😂

@fermentedoj315 3 жыл бұрын

I need this

@ezelfrancisco1349 3 жыл бұрын

As much I would love this, I’m just worried for his vocal chords.

@laurena3139 5 жыл бұрын

How did I never realize umbridge was also Ducker

@layoisaacssodeye 4 жыл бұрын

"Hittin' on 'er, gettin' on 'er, stayin' on 'er, and if you can't come in 'er, come on 'er. God bless America." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@starbird6 4 жыл бұрын

joe’s “i don’t thINk sO” in ani is my favorite thing in the world

@lc2341 3 жыл бұрын

the part of I Was with darren (24:50-25:06) is genuinely one of my favorite musical lines out of any starkid show I love it so much their voices are so perfect together

@novemberblake9505 4 жыл бұрын

Finally the royal vizier gets some credit! This was literally the role that made me realize I’m bi and no one ever even recognizes it exists

@JoeSmith-db4rq 4 жыл бұрын

(Kind of the antithesis of another popular comment) but I would keep seeing a character and thinking "why is this role so low?!?" And then see the next one (which would somehow be even better) and then the next one (which was even better) and so forth and that's how I realized that I may actually be gay for Joe Walker... P. S. the most underratedly *hot* moment of Ducker is actually during Chorn's song when they're all facing the back and writhing in pain and you can see the light perfectly reflect off of every single back muscle