All I see in my head is two accordionists just glaring at each other and trying to start and restart the rest of the cast and band is trying to keep up

When your choir/band is sightreading a hard piece for the first time and multiple people take all the solos.

It's like the professional accordion player quit 10 minutes before the show so they found a guy sleeping on a subway bench and just told him to go along with it

i thought this would maybe be like "letters" which wasn't so bad, but this video just burned my crops, slaughtered my cattle, and stole my wife

Everything about this is wrong

*AGGRESSIVE ACCORDION*

This feels like the theme song to Social Anxiety™

i’m just imagining this as a school play that’s gone wrong

how it sounds to chew five gum

Dave Malloy saw this!! and i quote, “omfg this is every anxiety dream i’ve ever had” we stan a relatable and talented man

I feel like the accordion parts together are what play when you descend into hell...

this is like when you put your blinker on and the guy in front of u has their blinker going and you are hearing yours tick and watching theirs slightly off tempo until they meet up and then get fucked again

i appreciate when you get the accordions back together only to have them fall apart again, also the only semblance of sanity i regain is during “anatole is hot”

Those accordeons symbolize the mess that is my life.

The short but frequent pauses make me uncomfortable

All of the Company parts together sounds like the moans of the dead

this is what having a stroke sounds like

(Quietly) Raz! Dva! Try! And suddenly, *THIS IS ALL IN YOUR PROGRAM*

Just when you think it's gonna sync right, it goes off 🙃

2:10 the clarinets sound like angry geese lmao but THIS IS LIT

ONE OF THOSE ACCORDIONS IS SLIGHTLY OUT OF TUNE AND ITS DRIVING ME INSANE

Natashasha iss youngng andredre isntt herere

1:11 It sounds like they say "Everyone's got 900 names!"

I love how some comments are saying this is horrible and the person who made this still likes all of the comments 😂

That brief moment of peace at 2:24 before it descends into madness again is the mood for today

s/o to the two marys and anatoles who BOTH sounded great togeth- ohhhhh

Loving that"Andrey's family. Totally messed up." is somehow the ONLY thing that's not chaotic

*accordions and death* sounds like the best Russian rock band

Ive never been more stressed in my life my god

AFTER MARYA'S PART WHEN THE CLARINETS COME IN i'm screaming

this sounds like our school's band performance last year

If anyone came into my room right now, they would see me viciously cackling as I descend into madness, with this as the soundtrack of my descent.

almost every second alternates between sounding like a masterpiece and then ear rape so ???

I like how only during some solos things actually slow down to a comprehensible level. Other than that, it's as if the two casts thought to sing together, but ended up singing at different speeds, constantly glancing at each other with confusion in their eyes, while the two accordion players (who I headcanon to be Balaga) stare at one other with absolute contempt, constantly stopping and trying to sync back up, but miserably failing.

This is.... A good idea in theory.... It sounds like a monstrosity though. Why is one so much faster than the other?!?!

is this what suffering is

When Balaga is the only one that’s synchronised you know something is wrong

I love the moments where it’s clearly the same actor and just this single second of actually in sync. Great contrast

I feel like I need to shower after listening to this

This sounds like someone scratched the cd! *goes off to listen to the Letters one which is so much better!*

My Therapist: Just describe to me what is going on inside your head. My Brain:

i like how the only parts that sync up are the introductions and immediately after *everything goes TO HELL*

oh diddly the pauses

*who else if having a break down or anxiety attack because of this?*

Thanks, I hate it! *subscribes instantly*

This is the most stressful thing to listen to

I love how the picture of the album is slowly moving. Really helps with the insanity of things.

Please, we need a double Petersburg Note

This sounds like a bad first run where 90% of the people don’t know the lyrics and are trying desperately trying to sight read and keep up

This is actually the definition of anxiety. My heart was racing the entire time.

Pierre would be one helluva trip.

WELL... it could have been great but the contrasting speeds make it... oof. It Ain’t Got Rhythm

When you can't decide which cast recording to listen to.

This feels like a drug trip, and I really haven't decided whether I loved it or hated it...?!

What is this amazing mess you created?

Great job making this monstrosity, now try to do Pierre, and you'll have a beautiful legacy

is this what hell sounds like

this is what you hear when you enter hell

What I don't understand is how you did this with Letters and it went really well but Prologue it sounds like a terrible high school production?

The accordion is single-handedly sending me to an early grave.

EVERYONE’S GOT NI- *NIN* NINE DIFFERENT NAMES

It sounds like all of the characters except for Pierre and Natasha are having duets with themselves and I like it.

this is what my anxiety sounds like

When timelines overlap

I love how at 3:24 it sounds ok and then descends into hell again

My internal monologue at all times

Letters is the sweet mage that revitalizes you. Prologue is the final boss that kills the mage.

It sounds liek the musicians are having a stroke

My mood is the accordions

Thanks! I hate it! The slightly out of time instrument in the beginning makes me extremely uncomfortable!

It like half the cast are drunk off their heads!! 😂😂

There are... so many voices

This is what happens when a show closes too early . . . . . . (No but really I love this video, it activated my fight/flight reaction. Good Job, op.)

Sounds like every jr. show I’ve ever been in.. no one can stay together

This really makes me want to cry.

THE ACCORDION IS GONNA MAKE MY HEAD EXPLODE AAAAaA

When will the government stop you're sinful hands?

this is what trrying to function while dissociating sounds like.

This sounds like they aren't sure if their lines

This is what you hear when you're at the gates of hell

This makes me want to die, yet I'm still singing along

i hear this instead of elevator music

natasha pierre and the great comet of 1812 of 1812

The fact that its 4:20 long really says a lot about this, I also love how one of the only fully synced phrases is Balaga is fun like that sums up the show tbh

Letters was amazing and this makes me want to rip my hair out

Woooooow okay but, Sonya sounds perfect both times how is it possible? Denée and Pippa sound very different, and I LOVE the contrast between Dave and Josh! Anatole ^2 SIGN ME THE FUCK UP, same for Dolokhov! Nick Choksi sounded super different both times too and it's awesome. And Mary was perfectly in sync!! Gotta love Gelsey so much. Well, this was enchanting in its own way, THANK YOU for doing it, really, how much did it take you, my god?

This. This is what stresses me out. Whenever someone tells me to chill I will simply send them this.

Your scientist were too preoccupied with if they could that they didnt stop to ask if they should

I heard the prologue start upstairs and I full on ran up the stairs only to be happily disappointed.

oh no this is giving me so much anxiety because when the soloists are joined together the tempo is the same and you think everything is fine in the world but then they start the line again and everything just goes to shit

You're a fine fine gentleman. (Yes sir,yes sir, yes sir)

Well consider me shooketh

I AM SO CONFUSED AND UNCOMFORTABLE and also laughing so hard i just cried

Everyone is hating this but...honestly I love it, I'm actually repeating it.

this is what my school band sounds like

Take a shot every time you consider death but you still keep it on because when it lines up you get extremely satisfied

life au where everything is the same but every time something goes wrong in your life this starts playing

from the accordions, i knew it would be a train wreck, and i wasn’t disappointed. i watched the whole thing

Oh Jesus I'm about to cry I hate this it's messing with my head and scaring me *continues to listen*

the accordion has me cracking up