It puts sunglasses on all of your cards AND as a hidden bonus effect, every cow card the enemy plays will be placed on your side of the field, because they wanna be with cool cow. If he gets it out in the early, the whole cheese strategy will fail.

Actually cool cow, usually pretty useless, has a unique strategy built around to counter brie breaker decks: it can, when played in tandem Hippie cow, prevent the enemy from tapping more than once a turn. After the tapping is prevented, and therefore the clones not created, it makes all card the opponent draws during the cheese-tasting phase go directly to the milk realm, without ever entering the field. Setting up the combo can be complicated, but it is necessary in order to beat such a dominant meta strategy.

@@lucienfelten8439 Cool Cow/Hippie Cow dominate sideboards in basically any deck that can generate Grass mana

@@dcdusty33 People wouldn't have problems generating Grass mana if Sodlayer wasn't LIMITED

@@elijahpadilla5083 of course, none of this matters against the Billy Goat meta, which can survive off of any color of grass AND require less grass individually to graze. This, combined with Goat simulator lets you dump your hand onto the board before the Combo can be set up, and then copy every Goat you have BUT with the downside that a random goat gets its leg broken every turn. It's the signature go-wide aggro archetype designed to out-speed the Cheese strategy. Ironically, the +1 defense bonus of the sunglasses is actually a huge weakness for Billy Goats because it makes them cool enough to block enough goats to prevent any damage. All the n00bs first getting into the game are screaming for Cheese-Clones to get banned, but the combo is actually really complex and you can loose just by having a bad openning hand. But Cool Cow should actually be banned because its just too efficient a body and naturally protects the board from interaction, which may look "fairer" to new players, it's impossible to win against unless you have the perfect openning hand.

Triptide and the 40 drones vs the lad with the orks in pink chiffon

@@nanocowie OI me Chiffun make'z da bois work 'arder

I am 100% the latter; I was explaining the backstories of the different members of my courageous platoon of Death Korps, which I spent 50+ hours painting, while my friend was literally tilting a building on its side so he could more efficiently dump his 30 unpainted tyranid models in it...

If you play Custodes, it's not that hard.

Id be terrified to fight against someone like that, id feel so bad shooting their well rounded characters with hopes and dreams

I believe “mooing infinite” is a reference to “going infinite”, which just means that you can repeat a sequence of actions as many times as you want (in the same turn), each time increasing some benefit (number of minions or whatever, or stats, or life total, or something). So, not the name of this specific combo, but rather of this type of combo

And beyond what drdca said, when you go infinite through a hard to find line, that's exactly how you feel :D

aka Splinter Twin

also jojo bad

Yeah this is a certified yu gi oh moment If you can’t turn 1 kill reliably in theory you die lol

? Doesn't matter how much atk if yours is in defense. Could be a battle trap. Could be a flip card. Who wouldn't get rid of those first. Use your brain

@@simber3523 Evidently haven't heard of piercing damage clown

@@jasonz.7311 Oh yeah let's see where he EVER mentioned that. 2. Yes some players are dicks but why not assume then, that the opponent was simply comboing into a phantom knight break sword? 3. Doesn't change the face down trap which could be anything under the sun such as and is not limited to DROWNING MIRROR FORCE. You'd probably have some success if you'd use your head for once but you hate doing that don't you.

I clicked show more expecting some bullshit about how it was magic cylinder and you won the duel, but yep thats Yugioh alright.

Brilliant

Brilliant

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Aw, Fudge! (Harry Potter joke anyone?) I just bought my playset for $300 bucks!

BloodLegaZ 300 dairy dollars*

Well, at least the Meta is shifting toward the new grazing decks so all the dairy dollars I spent on the promo foil fields are useful now.

Now it's limited to 1

oh come on, brie breaker was clearly the enabler

Really?

@@hextildarobinson not sure about the exact combo, could be a made up one even. But legacy decks, the ones that existed 10+ years ago in the early days of magic were known to break the game with infinite combos. A 2 card combo that wins the game, and can be consistently played because every other card in the deck exists only to help you find these 2 combo cards.

@@hextildarobinson Splinter Twin. Look it up.

@@hextildarobinson There's a handful of these types of infinite combos. My personal favorite is the "lifesteal pinprick of death". It requires two cards to be on the field: Exquisite Blood and Sanguine Bond. Sanguine Bond causes the opponent to lose life anytime you gain life. Exquisite Blood does the opposite: Whenever the opponent loses life, you gain life. Because of a specific official ruling, if these cards are both on the field and there is *any* life gain for you or life loss for your opponent, you instantly win the game, because it causes you to have Infinity life, and your opponent to have negative infinity life.

@@hextildarobinson The only way to counter this combo is to anticipate it beforehand by either having something that destroys the type of card these two cards are, Enchantments, or to have a specific creature called Platinum Angel, which specifically prevents the player who used it from losing the game and prevents the opponent from winning.

I have the same problem with my blue red deck that takes control of everything the opponent uses.

I respect both because I have a black deck that kills everything but I also hate because I dislike counter spells.

can confirm. dont wanna play w/ you

Meanwhile me: Oooh! A reviving skeleton? Yes. Ooh? Life steal? Aaaand there's my deck.

with the 2020 cards, i'd be scared, but nothing else

It's actually pretty close to how the game works

Literally is based on a magic combo deck around splinter twin or kikki jikki

@@zankaa8031 it’s closer to Kiki-jiki and literally any card that untaps a creature when it enters the battlefield. We’ll say zealous conscripts

i had a deck all around finding two enchantments and then killing one of my own creatures killing them with infinite damage and healing me infinitely. And another deck just because i liked the art on a specific dinosaur with literally no winning potential. this is exactly how Magic the gathering works (combo deck was if I gain a life you lose a life if you lose a life I gain a life. and the creature that I kill gains me life when it dies. if I had a cow with "when this dies its owner gains 1 life" i could literally MOO INFINATE with that deck.

@@CatOnACell Ah, the old Sanguine Bond - Exquisite Blood combo

Ahaha lol. Yugioh.

“My grandpas deck has no pathetic cards Sung Won! Now I summon Kuricow in attack position!!!”

"You lost to someone who CHOSE to put Mushroom Man in their deck!."

The instructions were unclear and now I am stucked in the shadow realm. Please, can someone send help?

You just gotta believe in the heart of the cards

That's what I thought. They had to have used this in their meetings.

UN ? I don't recognize this game

​@@andrebenites9919 The game they're talking about is Magic the Gathering, cards are released in sets and Un-sets like Unglued and Unfinity are full of funny and weird cards. For example there's a card called "Hot Fix" that gives you 10 seconds to look at and rearrange the cards in your deck.

And they are legal in eternal formats 🤦‍♂️

@@kaipography they aren't (with a couple exceptions), and the fact that you assumed they were is telling.

Pokedex entry 132 my dude.

I mean unfortunately it doesn't work cause Brie breaker is when played not when tapped, so it cant actually play out the way he explained. If it was tap to do that then it'd work but alas it's when it's played.

Garnzlok the text was errated in 2014. He must if got one of the old copies

@@cooltrainervaultboy-39 Brilliant. :D

Wasn't this basically how the Saheeli copy cat combo worked? Lol

its goning to be me

that was my old discord pfp HMMM

What a Grate time, huh

Get on MTG Cardsmith. Make this happen.

I would totally buy that

I'm definitely player two. Play the game at my pace or don't play at all. No turn 4 wins on my table. If your ADHD monkey brain craves 5 minute wins, play yu-gi-oh instead. This said, I'll always have a soft spot for red aggro decks. It's green - simic/gruul goodstuff bullshit that pisses me off.

lmao is this a play on Dark Ruler No More in Yugioh?

@@Capta1nTD dark ruler is such a "leave me alone" card its funny

@@brandongouveia8198 And then I flip my "Dad says No" Solemn Judgment and stop you right there son.

AKA, me vs. my boyfriend in every game ever. Only, you left out "playing solitaire for literally 20 minutes in the middle of a game".

@@rosabie5138 well if you didn’t wanna play solitaire for 20minutes then you should have just picked Uno

So you play counter/burn?

Who plays for fun and spends any significant amount of money.on a deck that wasn't designed by someone else to win on turn 3?

@@tyrant-den884 you see i like to play a deck that wins in 60 turns when my opponent gives up because they have better things to do

Oh my!~

YOU WON'T BELIEVE

Uh

FBI OPEN UP!!!

Tmi my dude

You should find a more equal, cheaper and funnier game to play. Collectible games were pay to win before the p2w acronym was even conceived by the first person.

@@TrollMalefico1984 If 0megaFan is playing _Magic_ via _Arena_ online, then free is about as cheap as you get. $:^ ]

it's a spoof of magic the gathering, which he abided by the rules of completely, with cards that actually exist (effect wise, mostly) the specific combo he's referencing is Kiki Jiki, Mirror Breaker's combo, basically Kiki Jiki can tap to create a copy of a creature you control with haste (can attack the turn it's summoned), and if he copies a creature that has an enter the battlefield effect the copy will have that too, so if he targets a card like Zealous Conscripts, reading "When Zealous Conscripts enters the battlefield gain control of target permanent until end of turn. Untap it. It gains haste" the important part is untapping, so if you choose to untap Kiki Jiki you can tap him again to make another Zealous Conscripts to untap Kiki Jiki to make another Zealous Conscripts to untap Kiki Jiki, and then repeat until you have a hundred Zealous Conscripts to attack with

@@brandonbeagle836 ok but they aren't cows

@@laffytaffy1467 true true, we should get prozd to print some

I'm actually making a game based off of these small sketches, with my own set of similar rules but different ones so the game is pretty unique

@@pixel_chip0 Hi Im curious what your game is about

Just a random guy helping kpopgroups To be fair, a slaughterhouse deck is very situational.

@@connerzed3588 It's still obnoxious to deal with for like the one person in the world who uses a pure livestock deck.

but thats like the last part of the cow combo

This slaughterhouse deck is in kinda the same camp as the brie breaker deck for basically breaking the game in 2. The only way to beat a slaughterhouse deck is if you have an animal rights deck but that's a very hard deck to build cause it's based around mostly status buff cards and trap cards.

@@TetrisShark70 thats why you sideboard in some activist cards to protect your cows, either that or run your own maindeck slaughterhouse to reap your cow rewards before your opponent

I'm glad Krark-Clan Creamery was finally banned

Obviously this is Mirror Breaker Zealous Conscripts

The best part of his card videos is how much they resemble actual gambits.

It's not Twin, it's Kiki-Jiki and any of a dozen different creatures like Pestermite, Deceiver Exarch or Zealous Conscripts.

@@carbunclegirl it is closer to kiki. That said, both kiki and twin are essentially the same kind of deck.

No, People are actually happy to see Count Cornelius Cheddar show up

@@JohnnyWang826 LMAO

@@JohnnyWang826 Grilled cheese.

i know im late but when do you say it, you get count cornelius cheese or something?

Same here. It’s almost like a middle finger to the other guy when we say it.

I remember one time I played with my grandpa. He destroyed me with a 1000 dollar deck that was made by a pro. He ended with 30 health and I had -5

@@whydidyoupressthegokubutto3396 oof size omega

Do card games have infinites like that?

LegenDAIRY

He probably is, but the copy-card says "these copies are not legendary"! Like spark double!

because this is a splinter twin analogy.

same reason valakut isn't. when it was printed legendary was a huge downside

@Andreas It's not a Krenko analogy?

Well he used MTG as a base and a real combo from back in Kamigawa with Kiki Jiki. Just changed some names and had to print custom images :) still hilarious and impressive though!

Or deceiver exarch more like, but yeah. It’s great.

Splinter Cheese is banned, yet Faithless Milking and Ancient Cheesing are still legal. There is no justice in this world.

*BAN NEXUS OF CHEESE* *ALSO KRARK-CLAN CREAMERY*

But Kiki-Cheesy, Milker Breaker is still legal.

Next time you get killed by a Turn 3 Corn, just remember: Let’s keep Spoonforge Mystic banned in Modern!

Yeah, also, only two Come Back, Cows cards are allowed per deck after John Card's 2018 tournament win, where he used Come Back, Cows over and over to make himself nearly unbeatable.

decklist?

Solitude your guy end step

Splinter Tin did nothing wrong

@@xylophone897 I sense a little pent up tension and animosity.

*Moodern

Wait! He's playing it wrong! 0:34 Brie Breaker triggers when played, not when it enters the battlefield, so only the first one activates since the copies aren't played.

@@FlyingDominion every competitive player cheats a little when they know their opponent doesn't know shit lmao

Yeah. It was the most broken card since The Black Brie.

that format really plummeted though, and nobody really gave it much attention.

The cards he plays seems as if he is playing format 14 the card was banned in format 16

Is this legit or I am missing a joke

smv YT ur missing a joke

The combo is actually based off of an actual magic combo as well, kiki kiki and zealous conscripts, which I find even more halarious than the actual skit

learn magic it’s easy and fun

@@gamingtime1365 I think it's actually more like a kiki jiki pestermite combo, but yeah I agree.

@@owentucker6215 The fact that the other player got to start their turn means that it was probably Pestermite, yeah.

learn yugioh

Delta lord holy crap, your comment is already at 80 likes in 4 minutes and it’s getting higher per second. So this is the unchecked power of the internet

I mean he went through the trouble of making all the cards (unless someone else did it), so he might as well.

Delta lord 193 likes in 8 mins wow

261 in 12 holy fuck

I'd buy the cards

magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/making-magic/unfairest-them-all-2013-12-20

Yea the support cards for it are insane.

That's how Child of Night was when me and friends started playing. 12 Enchantments later and its a 20/18 with lifelink, vigilance, and flying lol.

Dude, you combine Cool Cow with the vanishing effect of Doom Beef and it's like an instant win.

@@randomweeb9240 dumb?

I like the unexpected builds in commander. Like building Hapatra around simply melting enemy creatures into into snakes, insects, and elf warriors. Or using Shirei to make a sacrificial utility deck. You know, the zany things that are annoyinhg but too weird to be truly mad at.

Hearthstone player and I've seen the same. Literally combo vs agro.

I built this deck because the monsters are cool and it's a neat themed deck. This is my fuck you deck because fuck you.

Don't you just love when players don't read their own cards? He's playing it wrong. 0:34 Brie Breaker triggers when played, not when it enters the battlefield, so only the first one activates since the copies aren't played.

@@FlyingDominion boo

ok

i come back every now and then just to hear that one line. gets me every time.

​@@stmonkyellow9223YOU ALWAYS COME BACK

Definitely what I thought while seeing this, it's insanely accurate!

It helps that he is actually talking about an infamous MTG combo, but with cheese and cows.

Pack up folks, we're done here

What the kurds do?

He brie-lieves in the hard of the cards

Take your fucking upvote.

You win 🙌

Yogurtrealm. Damn English translation

89Crono Actually, the creator, Tite Kubo, has stated that Cheeserealm is the better version back at DairyCon 3 years ago, with the reasoning being "Cheese can be a force of good and bad, allowing it to help the heroes and hurt them too. But yogurt? Yogurt is just good shit man. Why the fuck is it suddenly a harming force. Damned Japanese, ruining my vision...in America." They have then went on record stating that the English version is actual canon and the Japanese version was retconned out of existence when Gen Urobochi wrote the World of Ligbt arc where everyone died.

Wait, I thought improves fertility was banned, or am I thinking of ripping tornado?

@@megamania7106 No you're thinking of Curdled Wrath.

​@Richie Cook Curdled wrath really didn't deserve to get banned. Sir Lion was the problem card but they let run another tournament before banning him.

@Richie Cook this is hilarious

Don't forget to add the cheese stur into your hand, therefore destroying all cards on the field when played with imroved fertility.

oof broken

but cheese is lactose free

epic

@@fishstx5897 idk if imma get wooooshed or not :/ cuz the mainstream cheeses are made of milk

@@Metafelle oH

That's... The lamest thing I've ever heard lmfao

@@psychoticmortacarn it's the best thing I've ever heard

He is my people.

WHALE!

From now on I'm going to hear "whale" every time

I dont even know what that is but it sounds so cool.

I’ve been playing this game for years and did not realize it was THAT combo. Holy shit.

Thought they were referencing splinter twin, though I guess they're functionality is similar. Two types of people lol

It also sounds similar to the frog ftk from yugioh. Boy was that messed up

could also be the sliver queen combo that can spawn infinite 1/1 sliver tokens with haste. but that stuff is so long ago, i guess only 30+ year olds got to meet them lol. the strategy was basically have the sliver that gives you 2 mana when you sacrifice a sliver and gives all slivers the ability to sacrifice, and another sliver that reduces the cost of card abilities by 1, which causes the sliver queen to be able to produce a 1/1 sliver token for 1 mana and sacrifice it for 2, causing an endless cycle.

Sneak and Show comes to mind.

Or Ad Nauseum

YuGiOh?

Sounda like blue in magic, the other one is keeping you ftom playing the game as they play solitare.....again fucking blue

Fif0l *cough* EXODIA *cough*

1: printed 2: cause it's a video sponsoring magic the gathering...

@@spacedandy6924 😉😉😉

I believe there is Magic The Gathering card maker on the internet like the Yugioh one.

There are a few good MTG card designers online that are very simple and straight forward to use

This is the software I use, it's quite good: magicseteditor.sourceforge.net/

That's impossible! No one has ever been able to Summon him!!

But you forget, if you have the goat farm card and an active petting zoo upgrade card and at least 5 baby goats you can negate Dairy Destroyer and its effects.

that not real

@@connerzed3588 really? it is not really

@@changsiah2 r/wooosh its a joke

I'm the kind of player that takes not being serious seriously. When I play tesl I comparatively meme my opponents XD.

I built a yugioh deck that doesn't kill my opponent, but the matches last so long they wish they were dead. It is the most fun I've had in a card game. I usually end up drawing my last card first, and thus losing the battle, but I won the war.

I never played these kinds of games but I DO like being a collector. I just like the way they fill my library of things.

Baim Hakani Thats me with Pokemon cards, to this day I still dont know how to play the Pokemon TCG but I have a ton of them.

I built a Red/Green deck full of dinosaurs. Because dinosaurs

In reality, Refrigerator-senpai's deck is not worth using. At best, it takes 5 turns before you get enough Cheese Chakras to Tap-Somersault.

And then they realize you'll never be able to summon Dark Cowgician in attack mode and attack directly in an actual match

man, what would an MTG anime even look like.

@@qwertyman1511 Actually, a Japanese manga about (old school) MTG exists. Google " Destroy All of Humanity. It Can't Be Regenerated" or "Subete no Jinrui o Hakai suru. Sorera wa Saisei Dekinai". It's unlikely to be anime-fy as it's niche, but you can always imagine them in anime form.

2 things 1. That falls under person 2 2. MTG (the sponsor) doesn't have an anime. This comes off way more "uhm actually, you are a dumbass" more than I intend it to, so just take it down like 7 notches and that is where it is supposed to be.

I prefer *SOONGE WIN*

@@Sakaki98 *SANGE WOON!?*

And you said that on this video, and not on his "Press Buttons And Talk" channel (which is his actual LP channel) why? ;)

@@GamerOfFate I didn't know that channel existed actually. Thanks ❤️

does he has an english name?

Hey. It actually has really good synergy with Fat Rat, which gains power for every card discarded on the turn it was played. While Rodent decks aren't meta, they're still good.

@@starmangalaxy2001 yeah, the rodents subtype is really underrated, i think because a lot of them are support. My favorite is Lord of the Cheese, as long as it is on the board, all cheese cards are disabled, sadly it is countered by Mouse Trap, a very common spell card which discards one rodent on board. Also LotC has very low defense and health making it extremely vulnerable to human attack, i recommend pairing LotC with Mouse House so he won't die easily.

@@starmangalaxy2001 What you might not have considered though is that Fat Rat also transforms into The Big Cheese when equipping the Cool Cow sunglasses. This allows you to pick out the rodent card of your choice from your deck for every turn The Big Cheese remains on the field. Seems like it ought to be nerfed but hey I don't work for Farmers of the Waterfront. 🐀 🧀 🕶️

😶🙄😐 ... I have a this guy, C-1000 and this chucky cheese field card. I guess he's a robot rat type hybrid or something. I think he's cool cause he reminds me of like a mouse terminator or something... I don't really know what he does.

@@impactproformance That robot is busted, it upgrades the cheese production of cows by 50%, but if chucky cheese is on field, it upgrades them by 200% (essentially a x3 cheese production) and makes cows take half damage from attacks. If you combine it with the cheese factory card, it's immortal as long as there's at least 1 cow on play. BUT, if you equip it the battery item card that duplicates special effects of robot cards, you basically win the game. x6 cheese production on an immortal card that makes cows recieve 75% less damage, it's a bit hard to pull off because of the amount of cheese you have to spend in order to summon it, and also needing chucky cheese, cheese factory and the battery, but it single-handedly wins games

IkaFang every kid running blue eyes white dragon in Yu-Gi-Oh

I mean his strategy is 'cool huge creatures that put tokens on other creatures' that's basically mono green stompy right there.

Antares Maelstrom you’re in the wrong place here brother. You went to the yu-gi-oh dungeon.

Nah, no oof. Play the cards you want to play.

All my deck had a bunch of useless fusions and complicated summons that weren't worth the trouble, but looked badass just to have. *spends 4 turns fusing Thousand Year Dragon* *opponent immediately summons Blue Eyes and kills it* At least mine had style... Then I spend even more effort summoning the Gate Guardian.

@@plasmakitten4261 the amount of cheese tokens required to summon that card makes it unusable with this set.

I play Cownter spell.

Sorry feel like I had to point out cheese doesn't contain lactose

y.

ArrowDruid that’s what the copies are for.

@@ultimaterecoil1136 the cheese copy of count cornelius cheddar? Which untaps the brie breaker, which does nothing. If it made brie breaker leave the battlefield and come back then yes, infinite copies. Or if brie breaker made the copy on tapping, rather than entering play, that would be different.

maybe it's because they're in the Cheese Tasting phase. We will have to consult Appendix G.

@@danielchurchill2661 nah in the new print they changed it so now the combo works

i did that with dragon rulers

I like to just make a deck with a bunch of random cards, play with it, and then modify it over time and see what happens.

“Role playing means to play a role.” And that’s exactly what I do when coming up with decks! (Or have since I started playing Yugioh digitally, rather than Pokémon IRL) I always end up playing to win, rather to play as my character might play, however- it raises the competency of characters who I don’t think would necessarily play that well, which kind of ruins things a bit. It’s not like I’ve written anything, but all those old original Yugioh series, and that shitty Evillious thing, and now my crappy Yugioh au of Land of the Lustrous, an au of an au Naruto fanfic, and the 2003 PGSM drama, wherein the problem lies that Usagi fucking sucks at Dueling, but Maojou-sama (Princess Sailor Moon, yandere of the year 2003) is actually good at it, and they need a playable deck that’s at least a little modular? And Rin needs two decks… (the only Gem who shows up in modern times is Cairngorm- the other survivors are fucking around in another dimension, telling the younger Gems that they have it easy because monsters are nowhere near as bad as the Lunarians- which doesn’t change the fact that they’re constantly in danger, just means that the current danger can’t really strategize- I suppose that Beryl and the Shittenou are retconned as being Gems in their past lives, and Ghost Quartz did exist off screen for a bit, before being lost by a Cairngorm who has become more than willing to do anything to get their partner back)

@@runeanonymous9760 this is satire right?

So I'm not the only one!

It's literally just Kikki Combo in magic.

No! How COULD you!?! I'm... I'm . . . LACTOSE PUNTOLERANT!!!!!

@@FlyingDominion stop milking the joke

black brie was more cancerous

No any additional copies are cheese constructs, they can have multiples

WRONG. brie breaker's cheese copies can bypass even the legen-dairy card multiple copy rule.

@@psy__maxim wouldnt the creators notice how overpowered that is? i havent played Moogic the Grazing before but it just seems realistic they wouldnt let that in.

@@boopynooby1172 however, i forgot to mention they nerfed the brie breaker by making him an Epicheese instead of Uncheesy, making him the second hardest creature cheese hybrid to get in Moogic the Grazing

@@psy__maxim ah, thats more balanced. thanks for clearing that up.

yes that's de joke

i still want to build that deck in jeskai, still waiting for celestial collonad to be affordable (the bab promo)

Except this combo actually doesn't work since the Brie Breaker 's ability is ETB, not a tap ability

Ah, yes, I used to use Kiki-Jiki with Siege-Gang Commander.

And maybe the Firewall Dragon FTK combo in Yu-Gi-Oh

Same, I just choose a card because it’s cool- that’s why I lose in the pokémon card game 9/10

Cool Cow should get an evolution.

Yeah

I mean I play magic to have fun with crazy combos, somewhere between a Timmy and a Johnny. But I’m the second guy when it comes to Yugioh and that’s probably why I keep dying my first turn. Because everyone is playing with new fancy meta cards and I’m just like “Huh, Cyber-Stein looks cool, I can get ANY fusion for 5000 LP? I just have to build a lifegain deck around it so I can get multiple fusion monsters for the army, I bet this’ll be amazing. Turn one, Griggle, pass turn! ...Oh, now you take a 10 minute turn and kill me with multiple combat phases right off the bat you say, and now you say ‘gg’? Man, have fun playing solitaire, but leave me out of it.” ...You can win turn 1 in magic too but it’s a lot harder to pull off, a lot less consistent.

Literally me: "My deck has griffons, because griffons are cool."

Yes, because you are an ignorant consumer!!!!!!!!!!11eleven1!

Lactose intolerant people would not buy the cheese game

They wouldn't win, but theiy would become windy.