Best wishes to your friend

guess what, an act of protest against the war is...protest. not leaving the country and ignoring what's happening

@@MyroslavaRm Vladimir Putin is a dictator with Secret Service agents killing dissenters against his regime. To protest publicly is to put a target on your back in a country like that.

@@MyroslavaRm does it make you feel like a big man to troll everyone in the KZfaq comments section?

@@TentinQuarantino_ I'm from Georgia and nobody wants russians coming here. They had 20+ years to do something about putin, as he devastated Chechnya, Ukraine and Georgia in wars, but they lived comfortably under his rule, until sanctions hit. They're not refugees, they just want to live a comfy life, while the guy they voted in kills innocent people.

Good one

Great one !!!

I think they need tampons

Full circle.

@@batalorian7997 Imagine how upset all the women will be when they realize there aren't any more tampons in the whole country.

The product that became the tampons was first made for bleeding wounded soldiers during wartime. Someone came up with the idea that it would work for women during their periods.

Which is ironic considering how many men get squeamish buying tampons and pads. I mean they are just basically cloth and adhesive.

I would just recommend the unscented ones. The perfume could cause infection.

Why would you post such disproven and mythical advice on here? Oh wait its KZfaq…you do realize that tampons have been proven time and time again to not be a good go to for GSW due to cavitation by bullets. When we were deployed we were strictly forbidden to even consider using such a dumb idea. ESP since quick clot has been around for decades now. The newer version of quick clot doesn’t even require much surgery to remove it when the person reaches the OR. At the end of the day though applied pressure wins out over almost all other options…

I think super glue was developed during Vietnam for sealing wounds.

Fetterman ✔️

Dr. Oz also lives in New Jersey! He's just coasting on his sparse fame and Trump's coattails. His whole campaign is a joke with no punchline 😆

But but but but but Oz is Christian Republican!!! That's important, somehow! And you know why? REASONS!!!!!

@@zachnasr9911 Sorry, if you actually listen to Dr. OZ he makes a lot more sense and seems a lot less corrupt. Do your research. Fetterman is going to get trounced in debate. "Dr. Oz: Fetterman is dodging debates to hide his radical record"

Betterment for president

I'm pretty sure that's what they ere originally invented for.

Navy Corpsman co-signs this comment.

Creative problem solving 👍

I think that the point is that the Russian soldiers are being told to bring their own for field dressing

And don't forget the super glue.

That's why I have no respect for older men whom are upper class, married, conservative and religious. They're the biggest hedonists, fucking and patronizing young people and ethnic minorities.

Actually, commie, the saying is: "War is old men talking and young men dying."

@@atlasfeynman1039 Gist is more or less that same. Also, criticism of upper class is also a liberal thing. And I mean liberal as in the default classical definition of the word, not the Cold War propaganda meaning.

And the president who didn't start any new wars, but started withdrawing our troops from other countries was? Gasp....Trump!

@@demoskunk Trump didn't withdraw troops. Biden withdrew troops. Granted Trump didn't start new wars, but he did bomb Syria.

You need serious help then

@@norwaydude4798 yeah probably, not alone

Same. Its the only way to stay informed without going absolutely crazy

@@leoniemoats7467 You get info from comedians who use cheap lines for laughs 😃

@@leoniemoats7467 he isn’t informing you on shit, he’s told what to say. We are so gullible. Study the history behind this conflicts

Not so much shape as staunching a lot of blood.

True about the tampons and as an infantry vet I can tell you that our medic did keep some on hand for if we got shot.

How about using convicted pedophiles and cannibals as draftees? And giving them amnesty? Thats what russian government does - thats what westerners not mention

wishing you and yours saftey light and love💛

Chester cheater…..lolololo😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I wish you and yours well!

I audibly snorted air out of my nose laughing at that.. im so sorry and I will be thinking about everyone down there to be ok and come out of it safely.

Cheeseburger paradise

Not as bad as the russian people.

Slava Ukraine 🇺🇦💙💛💜

Nor the Iranian people which seems to get minimal coverage if any... #Mahsaamini

@@Kal-EL_Volta um probably more? The Ukrainians are victims...

Who cares when we have places like Flint, Mi that's been needing water a lot longer than Ukraine has been at war. Russia could blow Ukraine off the map for all I care.

Lol. Great analogy.

Please do not treat GSWs with tampons, this is an antiquated and rather ineffective medical intervention. Instead, visualize the wound by removing the blood (preferably not disrupting any clots in the process), locate the source of bleeding and apply a bound/folded piece of gauze (preferably rolled so you can pack the wound with the tail end) directly to the source of bleeding with substantial pressure and do not release, regardless of how uncomfortable it might be to stop the bleeding. You cannot apply sufficient force to stop any serious venous or arterial bleeding with a tampon. You might have some luck with epistaxis and tampons, but this is bad advice and patients will die treating a GSW this way. A tampon is designed to absorb blood, maybe an ounce of blood at most... Training plus tourniquets, rolled gauze, chest seals, pressure, and rapid transport to definitive care are what you need - not effing tampons. Rolled gauze is likely the single most versatile and effective kit for this and other injuries one could carry, and one can quickly fashion a tourniquet with a windlass stick. Tourniquets are ineffective without a windlass - you will not generate sufficient force without a windlass to effectively occlude or slow arterial blood flow. Or use a t-shirt in a pinch. Source EMT-Paramedic school.

Or potato.

@@shirleyrombough8173 🤣 Maybe Tide Pods are plentiful from all their washing machine thefts - they could stuff their GSWs with those.

Navy Corpsman are already explaining why tampons are a not sound interventions for GSWs: kzfaq.infoCdGNIup0xEQ?feature=share

Exactly what I was thinking. Vietnam didn't even create this amount of departures. A lot of Jehovah witnesses, I guess.

Is mass potato exodus.

Umm, Americans who fled to Canada during the Vietnam war?

@@doughannan6935 no were near the same thing.

Not the first. The U.S. invaded Vietnam and of lots of American draft dodgers fled to Canada.

Did they find Jackie ?

😮 You made a Dan Quayle potato mistake!

Me too! 😂

Of course! It's because whatever they swear on in Russia... is 🥔.😂😂

I knew tbers was a potato joke in there somewhere. Thanks for writing about it.

because russia/potato jokes are super original and hilarious. what next - maybe a joke about irish being drunks, or old people being confused by technology? pathetic.

5:16 _"Put right hand on potato and repeat after me..."_ OK, or left hand.

OH YES! I didn't even think of that!

🧐🤔👏🏾👏🏽👏😂

Birds didn't exist back then, they developed later. So no, it wasn't... (Sorry!)

Nice. Very nice

Technically it led to them existing we don't know if they would have evolved otherwise. It's the only stone that's ever created birds

@@henrygvidonas9573- Modern birds originated about 100 million years ago. The asteroid struck about 65 million years ago. So, birds did exist and I'm sure the asteroid killed quite a few... along with a lot of everything else. I'm sure the OP was alluding to the fact that birds ARE theropod dinosaurs, though.

@@racookster I thought that was the point of the joke?

Tell me something Nancy if you were a republican would you vote for fetterman and his policies

@@danmcgriff1421 Tell me something Dan, if you weren't conservative, would you support the current dumpster fire that is the current GOP?

@@danmcgriff1421 Suuuuure, Trumpie.

For the PEOPLE, by the PEOPLE (said no MAGAhat)

That is not true! DeathSantis would not make it seem as if it's a bad thing! He would just take credit for it himself!

DeSatan is even more deranged and cruel than TFG. Come on Florida. Vote blue, not Q.

He'll rename it hurricane Ron and proclaim it's bringing water to thirsty Floridans. Hot wind DeSantis strikes again.

@@ritacuartas6695 I thought his name was DeSatin.

Flash Ah Ah saviour of the Universe

Or Space Jam

@@JachAnen *The Space Jam Theme Song by Quad City DJ's? Nah, that's nowhere near as recognizable as "We Will Rock You" by Queen. Or as chant-able. haha*

@@Raixor You can just say the Space Jam theme song. No one is impressed.

Stomp stomp clap!

360 no scope, over the horizon, hair on a pimple shot.

...and other than those trick-shot videos it couldn't take a quadrillion tries to get it.

Physics and Maths, and human ingenuity, what a fantastic achievement.

Love the comparison! My dad was an engineer and he said if people had any idea what their job was they'd be paid like sports figures.(or at least more than they are currently paid)

I am a relatively skilled archer and trying to describe to my fiancée with the comparison of being off by a fraction of an inch just wasn't good enough. I had to say that it would be like a shot from here to some distant moon of Venus where I had to take into account the spinning of earth, gravity of other planets, speed of a moving target and plan my shot accordingly and I'm sure there was more to it I don't understand.

Well, you got 2 best gene of 1000 years of sacrifice in you. I believe ukraine will won and russian are not one to bullied by a grup of beligerent old men. I hope russian make example out of putin, tsar family style. Only Russian could take down a russian.

Peace for Ukraine, Freedom for Russia.

I feel the same weird sense of responsibility and I'm not even Russian. I guess it's due to the fact that I sort of know I could have been politically active (and uncorrupt) and involved the last 20 years but didn't bother to so I feel like I have a small little part in the world being the way it is today.

@@cyberneticbutterfly8506 You took it even further haha. I am very active politically I think, but there's nothing anyone could have actually done to stop this, except the people Russia.

Just so you know my kids and I pray Ukraine every night, ( Now we also pray that as many Russians who do not want to take part in the war can get out with their families safely.

Was not WWI was when they used boiling tar to stop bleeding?

@@rainbowprism6242 I’ve never heard of that. There were also different methods used by different countries in the war.

Oh shit, no way?

@@GusCraft460 I seem to remember that before certain warfare there was some medical myth that applying boiling tar before bandages would stop bleeding better. It was disproved by a medic who ran out of tar and had field confirmation that not applying scalding toxic mass would let wounds heal better. Not sure during which war it was happening.

It's still taught as first aid for certain injuries in bush survival and camping. Likewise sanitary pads for larger wounds.

It doesn't matter how you Tweet, if you get the job done.

It doesn't matter if you run on an anti-corruption platform, as long as you buy up enough real estate abroad (and keep those off shore coffers full)

@@demoskunk Well, 45 can't Tweet anymore; his “Truths” are lies; and he didn't get much done other than completely jack up the nation, ruin our global reputation (though we’ve been doing that for years), and lining his own pockets with the cash of the blindly and ignorantly loyal.

Well, but Zelensky wears normal shirts and jeans. Fetterman must search long and hard to find clothes as ugly, hideously ugly as he wears.

@@Swan-rb4yg Yes, that would expend a lot of energy, lol. Einstein wore the same suit everyday because he didn't want to waste brain-power thinking about what to wear.

Please do not treat GSWs with tampons, this is an antiquated and rather ineffective medical intervention. Instead, visualize the wound by removing the blood (preferably not disrupting any clots in the process), locate the source of bleeding and apply a bound/folded piece of gauze (preferably rolled so you can pack the wound with the tail end) directly to the source of bleeding with substantial pressure and do not release, regardless of how uncomfortable it might be to stop the bleeding. You cannot apply sufficient force to stop any serious venous or arterial bleeding with a tampon. You might have some luck with epistaxis and tampons, but this is bad advice and patients will die treating a GSW this way. A tampon is designed to absorb blood, maybe an ounce of blood at most... Training plus tourniquets, rolled gauze, chest seals, pressure, and rapid transport to definitive care are what you need - not effing tampons. Rolled gauze is likely the single most versatile and effective kit for this and other injuries one could carry, and one can quickly fashion a tourniquet with a windlass stick. Tourniquets are ineffective without a windlass - you will not generate sufficient force without a windlass to effectively occlude or slow arterial blood flow. Or use a t-shirt in a pinch. Source EMT-Paramedic school.

@@ElCapAddict It is dumb. Like I said, it's a hack that buys time. We're talking last resort.

@@WaywardVet Sorry, not specifically directed at you then. I’ve been spamming my response to every half-wit post thinking this is legitimate, current, or even best medical practice (in the field or not).

@@ElCapAddict Spamming is the right word here.

Throw some lemon juice on it so it doesn't go brown. 😋

Colbert is a Hollywood commiefornia commiecrat.

I mean, the camery couldn't exactly send the film later ^^°

I always wonder how they film things... kinda sus🤨

Except Jon Batiste always had a little music cue, a pling etc with it. I miss these from the new Bandleader.

Please do not treat GSWs with tampons, this is an antiquated and rather ineffective medical intervention. Instead, visualize the wound by removing the blood (preferably not disrupting any clots in the process), locate the source of bleeding and apply a bound/folded piece of gauze (preferably rolled so you can pack the wound with the tail end) directly to the source of bleeding with substantial pressure and do not release, regardless of how uncomfortable it might be to stop the bleeding. You cannot apply sufficient force to stop any serious venous or arterial bleeding with a tampon. You might have some luck with epistaxis and tampons, but this is bad advice and patients will die treating a GSW this way. A tampon is designed to absorb blood, maybe an ounce of blood at most... Training plus tourniquets, rolled gauze, chest seals, pressure, and rapid transport to definitive care are what you need - not effing tampons. Rolled gauze is likely the single most versatile and effective kit for this and other injuries one could carry, and one can quickly fashion a tourniquet with a windlass stick. Tourniquets are ineffective without a windlass - you will not generate sufficient force without a windlass to effectively occlude or slow arterial blood flow. Or use a t-shirt in a pinch. Source EMT-Paramedic school.

@@ElCapAddict pretty obvious you've never been on a battle field. Thanks for the "educated" advice. If I get shot with an EMT handy and they use a tampon, I'll be pissed I guess.

@@wiggywig1105 Navy Corpsman are already explaining why tampons are not a sound intervention for GSWs: kzfaq.infoCdGNIup0xEQ?feature=share

@@wiggywig1105 think that other guy doesn't realize that when you're on a battlefield, you make do with what you have. sure, there's BETTER stuff, but it's usually harder to come by. And it'll work until you can get your ass medevaced to a proper infirmary or checked out by a Medic.

@@michaelgreenwood3413 Rolled gauze, useful for GSWs and many other injuries as well or a t-shirt, would be harder to come by than tampons? Tampons, which are being brought for a single purpose - a purpose that they’re so minimally effective for at treating high velocity GSWs it would be laughable if it were not so serious...

Shouldn’t that have been a space force job :)

@@Ginric99 you are funny.

@@caru3257 well what else is it set up for if not to protect the world from Meteorites :)

“And won’t know if we actually did something until we look outside one morning and see a mushroom cloud on the horizon.”

If a 10 year old kid smashes something into another thing to see what happens... it's a kid being a kid. If the same 10 year old kid WRITES DOWN what happened.. It's SCIENCE.

He's one of the few people that have made all of the bad news bearable.

I really took to his show during the lockdowns.

He's possibly in Mexico drinking with Ted Cruz.

Unlike Zelenski who said he needed ammunition, not transportation.

LOL

🧐🤔👏🏾👏🏽👏😂

You mean Fetterwoman. How do you feel about the "working class candidate" living at home off his parent's money until he was 49?

All he has to do is not have the friggin last name Oz!

that's a *very* low bar. i mean, trilobytes are cooler than oz.

I call him Dr Ooze 😝

@@couragekarnga8735 he doesn't. English doesn't respect other languages enough and leaves out the Umlaut

The US Space Force (USSF) has assets in Earth orbit, looking inward, for early warning of attacks here on Earth and for gathering intelligence. NASA does the deep space stuff. The US Air Force (USAF) used to do the stuff the USSF does, but Trump wanted to go down in the history books. It makes for more admin costs now, but if space access keeps, it would make sense for a separate USSF in the future. They won't focus outward until people out there on a semi-permanent basis.

My first LOL of the day. Thank you!

Funny!

Never forget They found a letter from Prince Charles to Camilla (while they were both married to other people) where he said he wanted to be her tampon. Classy people, those Brits..

🤣🤣🤣

That's going to get old real fast.

he does rock. it's comedy at its finest.

loved em on the Colbert report on the daily show he was brill

My heart goes out to you man. May you stay safe in all this.

Good luck

Sorry to hear that. Shitty situation for so many russians. A lot of westerns know that it's not that easy. I have the deepest respect for any russian who actually protests these days. I don't know if I would be so brave. I hope you can avoid the draft.

This Westerner wishes you the best of luck!

We feel for you. Sorry your leaders are so absolutely horrible. Wish there were a better solution for it all for you.

Especially when said human achievement ultimately benefits the entirety of planet Earth, not merely humans. Massive meotoric impact is no joke.....look at the dinosaurs.

Dont you know russian government drafting convicted rapists and maniacs?

Isn't a 'tampon' just a re-purposed battlefield dressing?

Please do not treat GSWs with tampons, this is an antiquated and rather ineffective medical intervention. Instead, visualize the wound by removing the blood (preferably not disrupting any clots in the process), locate the source of bleeding and apply a bound/folded piece of gauze (preferably rolled so you can pack the wound with the tail end) directly to the source of bleeding with substantial pressure and do not release, regardless of how uncomfortable it might be to stop the bleeding. You cannot apply sufficient force to stop any serious venous or arterial bleeding with a tampon. You might have some luck with epistaxis and tampons, but this is bad advice and patients will die treating a GSW this way. A tampon is designed to absorb blood, maybe an ounce of blood at most... Training plus tourniquets, rolled gauze, chest seals, pressure, and rapid transport to definitive care are what you need - not effing tampons. Rolled gauze is likely the single most versatile and effective kit for this and other injuries one could carry, and one can quickly fashion a tourniquet with a windlass stick. Tourniquets are ineffective without a windlass - you will not generate sufficient force without a windlass to effectively occlude or slow arterial blood flow. Or use a t-shirt in a pinch. Source EMT-Paramedic school.

Navy Corpsman are already explaining why tampons are not a sound intervention for GSWs: kzfaq.infoCdGNIup0xEQ?feature=share

@@ElCapAddict: School-based information seems best!!

@@johnsonhunglo1993 Well, I’ve treated high-velocity rifle injuries - and tampons would be a laughable idea if it were not so serious. This is not the turn of the 20th century or WW1 medicine.

he is a freemasonic tool that hates women

Hey Stephen, did your budget conk out at the couch level? Put some inspiring color on them walls and curtains dude! 🥰 😎 🎭 🧸🪅

Colbert comments were disgusting. Seriously? Ukraine people lost everything. Families lost everything. Children killed. and Colbert makes some stupid ass joke about Putin and his war not being productive? Seriously?

Stupid normie audience doesnt know whan to clap. What a f clown Stephan became.

The Paramount Plus plug KILLED ME! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Real recognize real

it kinda bugs me that he's on the anti-intellectual bandwagon, if only the very edge of it. i kind of wish he'd celebrate nerdity a little more.

@@jpenneymrcoin6851 Clearly you've never seen him playing D&D with Matt Mercer =D

or just by pretending

Or … just THINKING it. You know, you can do that kind of thing when you’re president.

Navy Corpsmen are already explaining why tampons are not a sound intervention: kzfaq.infoCdGNIup0xEQ?feature=share

Nicer too if they're floral scented!

You don't insert kotex. You insert tampons.

I disagree.

@@citypavement is potato

Please do not treat GSWs with tampons, this is an antiquated and rather ineffective medical intervention. Instead, visualize the wound by removing the blood (preferably not disrupting any clots in the process), locate the source of bleeding and apply a bound/folded piece of gauze (preferably rolled so you can pack the wound with the tail end) directly to the source of bleeding with substantial pressure and do not release, regardless of how uncomfortable it might be to stop the bleeding. You cannot apply sufficient force to stop any serious venous or arterial bleeding with a tampon. You might have some luck with epistaxis and tampons, but this is bad advice and patients will die treating a GSW this way. A tampon is designed to absorb blood, maybe an ounce of blood at most... Training plus tourniquets, rolled gauze, chest seals, pressure, and rapid transport to definitive care are what you need - not effing tampons. Rolled gauze is likely the single most versatile and effective kit for this and other injuries one could carry, and one can quickly fashion a tourniquet with a windlass stick. Tourniquets are ineffective without a windlass - you will not generate sufficient force without a windlass to effectively occlude or slow arterial blood flow. Or use a t-shirt in a pinch. Source EMT-Paramedic school.

the us military does this. see above. it's also literally how tampons were invented, only in reverse. blood absorption material from medical kits became tampons.

@@jpenneymrcoin6851 the US military provided first aid supplies to its soldiers

Navy Corpsman are already explaining why tampons are not a sound intervention for GSWs: kzfaq.infoCdGNIup0xEQ?feature=share

Please do not treat GSWs with tampons, this is an antiquated and rather ineffective medical intervention. Instead, visualize the wound by removing the blood (preferably not disrupting any clots in the process), locate the source of bleeding and apply a bound/folded piece of gauze (preferably rolled so you can pack the wound with the tail end) directly to the source of bleeding with substantial pressure and do not release, regardless of how uncomfortable it might be to stop the bleeding. You cannot apply sufficient force to stop any serious venous or arterial bleeding with a tampon. You might have some luck with epistaxis and tampons, but this is bad advice and patients will die treating a GSW this way. A tampon is designed to absorb blood, maybe an ounce of blood at most... Training plus tourniquets, rolled gauze, chest seals, pressure, and rapid transport to definitive care are what you need - not effing tampons. Rolled gauze is likely the single most versatile and effective kit for this and other injuries one could carry, and one can quickly fashion a tourniquet with a windlass stick. Tourniquets are ineffective without a windlass - you will not generate sufficient force without a windlass to effectively occlude or slow arterial blood flow. Or use a t-shirt in a pinch. Source EMT-Paramedic school. Navy Corpsman are already explaining why tampons are not a sound intervention: kzfaq.infoCdGNIup0xEQ?feature=share

Please do not treat GSWs with tampons, this is an antiquated and rather ineffective medical intervention. Instead, visualize the wound by removing the blood (preferably not disrupting any clots in the process), locate the source of bleeding and apply a bound/folded piece of gauze (preferably rolled so you can pack the wound with the tail end) directly to the source of bleeding with substantial pressure and do not release, regardless of how uncomfortable it might be to stop the bleeding. You cannot apply sufficient force to stop any serious venous or arterial bleeding with a tampon. You might have some luck with epistaxis and tampons, but this is bad advice and patients will die treating a GSW this way. A tampon is designed to absorb blood, maybe an ounce of blood at most... Training plus tourniquets, rolled gauze, chest seals, pressure, and rapid transport to definitive care are what you need - not effing tampons. Rolled gauze is likely the single most versatile and effective kit for this and other injuries one could carry, and one can quickly fashion a tourniquet with a windlass stick. Tourniquets are ineffective without a windlass - you will not generate sufficient force without a windlass to effectively occlude or slow arterial blood flow. Or use a t-shirt in a pinch. Source EMT-Paramedic school.

@@ElCapAddict When on the battlefield by yourself bleeding out, you don't have much time or many choices. I have the feeling the military is more experienced in these matters than you or I.

Lucky for you i saved it on youtube

Marshall Faulk -- "one of"??! I protest, sir! 😉

Then the Russian military should issue tampons to their troops instead of telling them to ask their families to provide them.

People don't understand what's really valuable any more. You can get a crate of pads and pons for like 250$ a CRATE. Like a full ass 5 foot cube shipping crate. 28 days following a supply chain interruption of any kind, that crate is now priceless and no matter what you might need, those pads and pons will afford it for you. Only thing more valuable is water, cannabis, and the means to distill alcohol if things get real bad.

While I was training for CLS (Combat Life Saver) in the Army, the medic giving the class said to do the same thing. He'd seen combat and used this tactic. I've never forgotten it.

Excellent advice, I believe it’s mentioned in most First Aid guides.

i mean tampons were originally invented in WWI, specifically for gunshots, they just happened to also work for a different but similar purpose for women. then the yin to that yang, wristwatches were invented for women because they didn't have pockets for pocket watches, but fumbling around with one in a trench while you're getting shot at is a pain in the ass so easier just to get it strapped to your wrist. Fair trade all round i'd say