Watching him play the game live and fail at puzzles + refuse to listen to chat is truly a cruel experience. (For the viewers)

Pyro: *Puts puzzle difficulty at max* Also Pyro: *Complains that the puzzles are too hard*

Bro art wise the System Shock remake looks beautiful. I love how instead of just making everything look more realistic they just enhanced the retro 90's aesthetic

You know what else is cruel, not yet being able to se the cruelty squad review

The System Shock remake is so relatable. You play as a paranoid schizophrenic, surviving on nicotine patches and vending machine food. I mean, this is literally me!

I worked in QA for this game, am really proud of how it turned out! Glad you liked it pyro!!!

The best part about how this game released is that the publishers actually honored the dev request to delay this game to fix and polish it further. Glad to see it pay off beautifully.

Aside from all the Slop comments, I have been playing this nonstop for the past day. This remake is fucking amazing, and in a lot of ways, this kind of makes the original not worth playing outside of historical purposes Not to undermine the original, that's also fantastic, but to say that it's inaccessible would be the understatement of the millenium

I saw the word cruel in the title and nearly had a heart attack before seeing which channel this was on

The Medical Magnum is found north-east counting from the southernmost room, near the entrance to the radiated floor room, hidden in the entrance wall. You'll have the chance to grab it once you inevitably have to return to note down the computer node room number. Aside from that it was amusing to see someone with limited gaming literacy trying to beat it. Trully a humbling moment.

>complains about puzzle difficulty being too hard >says puzzle difficulty is 2 >chose puzzle difficulty 3 literally a few minutes ago

Pyro talking about main channel ideas is the funniest shit

I swear pyro has 128 main channel video ideas but it takes 12 month for even 1 to come out 💀💀💀

I love watching pyro having a live schizophrenia moment, then proceeds to waste 20 minutes trying to find a camera that "exists"

Nice to see people still enjoys some classic games. Original is too experimental for most gamers anyway. Like character that controls like a mech or puppet

Take a shot everytime pyro says "some day I'm gonna make a main channel video on it"

You know what else is cruel, feeding your fans sloop daily.

There is a slider for the pixel effect, so it can look more or less modern if you want

Pyro only serving the finest of gruel 🙏

Ah yes. Another video not on the main channel. Wonderful ❤

Pyro: *crawls inside a nuclear reactor* Also Pyro: "The entire room is irradiated! That's very fair!" As long as we tracking.

The piggies have been fed, thank you Pyro

Pyro saying he's busy with the main channel. Meanwhile hes adding a last minute change to the Cruelty Squad video letting us know armor didn't work this entire time.

Ah yes, Magnumless Pyrocynical.

Evidence that puzzles, riddles and enigmas are Pyro's kryptonite.

Fear and Hunger is cruel and torture-like but SS1 is just Old-school.

>>Faces away from bulkhead he opened with enemies roaming the level >>Gets smacked in the back of the head by a roaming mutant that walked through aforementioned open bulkhead as he ponders a puzzle >>”How is that allowed?” Bro YOU allowed it, watch your back or close the door next time 😂

The JC denton pfp guy was not lying. There is a magnum hidden on level 1 - Medical

If we keep this up we might get the original image for bioshock infinite come to life.

Hearing pyro say "Brap" referring to toxic waste had me stunned for a bit 13:57

>walks straight into the station's nuclear reactor >"There's radiation everywhere" 😂

You know what else is cruel? Not reviewing Fear & Hunger

Goes into Reactor , complains about radiation. Classic game journalist

edging the fanbase is foul💀💀

Still missed the secret Magnum on medical

Finally, pyro admits how cruel he is when he plays games, this is just like minecraft

"This is what life will look like in 2005" - Pyro, 2023

I genuinely thought this was the Cruelty Squad video and was super confused as to why it was on the slop channel.

This title is just cruel making me think it was the cruelty squad video

This slop really shocked my system.

you know WHAT ELSE IS CRUEL ????? CRUEL ?!!

POV: You're installing a specific mod onto Pyrocynical's TF2 file on the 27th of August 2022.

Pyro play the funny fear and hunger game pls

Fear and Hunger playthrough when?

pyro really putting his 3 working braincells to use

You’re the only KZfaq I’m happy to watch ads for knowing that you get money from them makes me so happy

I watched part of this stream yesterday and he's already made it into slop, his editors are definitely starving in chains and being forced to watch inflation videos unless they produce

This kid was no doubt a twinkle in his fathers eye when the original game was released, bless him.

Wondering, has Pyro played Fear & Hunger? Feel like that would make for great streams :]

And at the end of the day, Pyro didn´t even get the Magnum in Floor 1, smh. Not to mention his audio was muted for a big part of the stream as well.

everytime he says he’s gonna make a main channel video i be like “my grandkids gon love this”

You know what else is cruel? Cruelty Squad. Now when is the cruelty squad video

Absolute Loot Goblin, gave it a 9/10 only because you can't auto-scrap

All this schlop really shocked my system

The funniest thing Pyro did was not listen to the message about the Magnum, it wasn’t even a lie

with a title like that, pyro is blue-balling us for Cruelty Squad

Not seeing the Cruelty Squad Video is much more cruel. It's the 31st Pyro...........

For the love of god crank the fov slider to max

as someone who loves this game a bunch, i *really* hope pyro makes a video on it, not only cuz itd be super fun to watch but also cuz i just really like both system shock and pyro

Truly amazing to see Pyro back in his voice acting career. Absolute slop.

42:55 Alexa, release clymore roomba

Pyro: "It came out in 1994, very old game." Me, somebody born in 1994: "I'm not old... am I old?"

0:07 Pyro finally speaks out about his content

I can’t wait for the 5 hour system slop video essay on the main 🙏

His pain seing the second fuse box was the best part

British person steals everything that isn’t nailed down while killing the locals. Very original content pyro

Sloppiest of Slop thank you Pyro!

Not as cruel as Cruelty Squad, or Billy the Wizard Rocket Broomstick for the Nintendo Wii

I cant wait for Pyro to talk about the May 31st 2023 incident.

a main channel system shock video would be great, shame we'll have to wait until 2030

I like how Pyro give us daily slop 😋

where cruelty squad review

ppl be crying "all new games trash" but sleep on this one

Pyro is using the word slop every chance he gets

0:09 look at the pot calling the kettle black

42:50 British man visiting Northern Ireland

How dare pyro consider any other main channel videos before his inscryption video

Is this the slop era of Pyrocynical, he seems to like the etymology of that word!

Pyro should really play Fear and Hunger

You forgot the “this game causes drama in KZfaq community” in title

Wheres the cruelty squad vid

>Pyro in station run by AI who thinks of you as a literal insect and needing to be destroyed >Pyro whines that the game is too hard when the game is literally you vs Shodan. >Also Pyro getting shot at 10 feet away and not realizing it.

The fact i got played when i saw the word cruel on the title comes to show how deprived i am from main channel content.

bruh. i finished the whole game and i didnt know there was ADS.

Imagine wasting all your pistol ammo on the first floor, and then not equipping any melee weapons when you get to the second floor. And then imagine saying the puzzles are too hard because you couldn't figure out that you need to connect the glowing red square to the non-glowing red square. No this isn't IGN, this is Pyro.

"I drink your slop, I DRINK IT UP"

0:40 better be “busy” making PETSCOP 2

please release the cruelty squad video early im getting sent to a mental facility and ill be there for a year, im going in 2days.

"Loads of enemies everywhere" its almost like the amount of enemies was set to max lmao

So who is gonna tell him that security cameras are marked on the map once they detect you. I swear I spent 1.5 hours looking for a single security camera in medical to reach 0% level security only to realize that it's already marked on the map fml.

bro i would love a main channel vid for this game... i have so much nostalgia for SS2 but i love the remake as well, its probably my favourite game in terms of my memories with it

1:19 this gives off the same energy as “I’m going to be fully honest with you, I’m a little retarded”

man shame a 3rd game never was made and never existed and never had a trailer for it.

THIS ISNT EVEN CRUELTY SQUAD VIDEO

finally game video and not drama,thank you Pyro

0:30 true, it is in fact a 2D pixel art soulslike roguelite

This is proof that the last couple slops he played mushed his brain

Magpulse is like that one girlfriend: she ain't much to look at, and she takes up a lot of space; but she gets the job done every time (at least vs robots. She's no good vs cyborgs or mutants.)

>SS remake coming out of nowhere ...Say *what* now?

I looked it up when it came out cuz the guy play Edward Diego sounded familiar (he wasn't who I thought he was) but apparently he's from South Africa