The critics who leaked their reviews earlier so people could cancel their preorders are heroes.

0/10 could have more inflation

So, let me get this straight...im in somewhere thats, not what i'd call safe. Im seeing freaking Vampires, and, oh yeah, im talking to myself! Deadass! Ok yeah, that is something i do now. I shoot guns, kill jacked-up Cultists, i'll probably refund this game next.

In dishonored. The game also got more difficult the more violent you were. Killing led to more corpses, infected, rats, and increased guard patrols. Some levels have a few key guard locations. Where on max chaos it can have multiple walkers in the same area. The game tried to punish you for being chaotic and not playing stealth. Or it’s a reward for people who like combat.

Idk why everyone’s picking on this game so much. Yeah, it’s not perfect but I think it’s a positive sign that 2009 is gonna be a really great year for gaming overall! 😊

I like how the game just said deadass “you’re about to fight your first vampire here’s how you beat it”

“You’ll never see the sun again!” Immediately becomes sunny

Let that 70 dollar price tag sink in whenever u think about defending this game

I cant thank Pyro enough for not deleting his livestreams so others can watch them as vods Even if the vods are unlisted and you gotta search for them

That vampire standing completely still as you punch him was like senator Armstrong

From Prey (2017) to this... Catastrophic fall. Absolute insane drop.

my favorite part is when he punches the bad guy and it either does nothing or instakills them

I got a code for this game for free and I still feel like I got scammed.

You know the games bad when the IGN reporter can play the entire game without fail. Edit: it’s a joke. Not everything needs to be serious.

The Cry of Fear reference was literally the best part about the game. Good god, these games are such a cash-grabbing scheme.

The real outbreak isn’t vampirism, it’s yaoi hands.

This pyro really is cynical

15:41 a reminder if someone’s wage is £9 a hr they would have to work for over 7 hours for this immaculate gameplay

Just a note on the Hitman comment It was only Hitman 2 that used Still images 3 had in game cutscenes

Just played it multiplayer with my two friends, every 3 minutes on average we found a bug, not even exaggerating

Sometimes when people ask me which is the worst game I've ever played, I often say like For Honor or something that is only bad because the multiplayer has really bad balancing and is so rage inducing. Now I genuinely have an answer after two hours of playing

When IGN gives you a 5 you know you did something wrong

after seeing redfall the only thing that can cure me is axel doing the thug shaker

"What?!! I-ugh!? She turned into a manhole.... game of the year" - Pyro 2023

Finally I’ve been so malnourished without my daily slop

Nice job, Pyro, Critikal did his piece on it already! Good job with the Slop!

*Vampires On Fentanyl🧛🏻* _📢 What the heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell._

If Pyrocynical dies, he will have a note lying next to him that will just say “bruh” in Times New Roman.

Yo Pyro, the creator of "Endoparasitic", made a new game called "Neural Rot". I remember how much you enjoyed playing "Endoparasitic" and judging by the let downs from these triple a studios, i feel that a game like this would lift ur spirits and hopefully be hopeful for the future of gaming. Regardless thought i should let you know

I loved when the main vampire shouted "It's Morbin Time!!!" Redfall truly is one of the Games ever made

Even the in-game movie was a slideshow , just wow

22:36, people say it’s a bad game all the time but at this point it’s like beating a dead horse 😂

Honestly the game should’ve stayed in the cooker until October, this would be a perfect Halloween release.

I love British critical and how he can turn a 10 minute subject into 30

This game wasn't made, it was committed.

I'm scared what Bethesda will do to Elder Scrolls 6 and Fallout 5. I really hope they don't mess it up, as I love those franchises.

I like the part where pyro literally beats a dead horse

I had avoided this game because every time it was shown it looked quite bad. Also Arcanes gunplay has always been the weakest part of their games. But holy crap i was blown away to discover this was a looter shooter. I can not express how tired i am of shoehorned gear stats that mean absolutely nothing that cause me to spend more time in menus destroying worthless loot than actually playing the game.

Petition to remove health bars from every FPS game

14:22 when you turn your eyes from the game and loses that precious little scene

So not only do they make their games in states where they pay the least amount when it comes to fees and taxes, probably giving the devs a shoestring budget with no time but they charge $70 for a literal piece of shit that probably has its own in game microtransaction store

Arkane has not released a decent title since the founder, Raphaël Colantonio, left the company in 2017. He worked as a game director/designer on every single succesful title that the company released: Arx fatalis, Dark messiah of might and magic, Dishonored, Prey. He left to go on to create Wolfeye Studios that, under the publishing of Devolver Digital, has released the critically acclaimed rpg Weird West. As it is apparent to me, Colantonio was what made Arkane what it was, and without him, things aren't working out. There are probably more reasons to explain the "fall" of Arkane, but missing its founder/lead director/lead designer, i don't know, seems like that would be a pretty big issue for a studio.

I was really looking forward to this game. Vampires are my favorite classic horror monster, and there aren't many video games with them in it. I thought if anyone could pull off a fun co-op vampire shooter, it would be Arkane. To quote the funny purple man, reality is often disappointing.

Remember that first time you fought one of the mechs in Dishonored? Or the electric phantom is Prey? I think that's what they tried to do with the Lumiere boss. but failed in every possible way

The bionicle shirt made me already like the video within two seconds

This makes me so mad, my face is red. I am also falling. Redfall.

"FEAR looked like ass" Lol dude, the game was absolutely groundbreaking when it released. It was considered the best looking game of all back then. But forreal pyro rules

Huh, you see how much care they had for the story when you insert a film in a cinema, in which you see that same film burn at the end of the transformation. Guess the camera was magical too...

Pyro the kind of dude who will die with a note saying "we got verified on tik tok bois!"😂😂

Arkane Austin made Prey the two studios combined forces in making the original dishonoured and they split off to make there own games Arkane Lyon went on to make dishonoured 2 and Deathloop whilst Arkane Austin went on to make prey and Redfall.

It’s slopping time 😈

I love how vampires are somehow feel so harmless. You can punch them in a face a couple of times and they die 😂

“What happened to the sun?” “It died.”

love how vampires are like these guys that prey on humans and they're super powerful and have insane superhuman abilities and then he just kills one in the first 10 minutes with a fucking shotgun and then he kills one 5 minutes later by just punching it

damn here i go watching another 30 minute video about something i never heard about just because i want to watch more pyro videos

> "No good games" > Ignores Hi-Fi Rush

$120 AUD... no way in hell I am buying at that price, especially after all the reviews. And I was actually excited for this after they revealed it way back!

I feel like Bethesda takes the soul out of their games nowadays.

I love how they fall red

Pyro uploads slop so fast not even Vergil could save us in time.

The fact that Pyro said Prey (2017) was amazing makes me glad his soul hasn't entirely been corrupted by the internet.

It was good that you dropped the game mid stream and you didn't stayed to eat it all up even when it was trash like usual

You really have to give the devs the credit they’re owed here. They took the concept of fighting in an island town infested with vampires and managed to make it one of the dullest, ugliest and most boring experiences of any AAA game in the last 20 years.

14:24 when someone watches pyro for the first time

2:22 trying too hard to be dishonored lmaoooo

I don't get why Microsoft can't put an overview team that does qa testing on all of the work being pushed out by their studios..

Fallout 76 and now this, the thing that we all should learn from this is that we stay welll away from Texas

4:58 I love how you can hear the P.T lamp swing sound effect in the background

God this makes Alien colonial marine look 12/10

I think it's gross that companies can embargo reviews to that point, it's obviously used to keep them from being held accountable. A month out, sure, maybe they'll change something with the game that'd impact reviews, but days before release should be free game

They should've waited for October to release this

Punching vampires in this game looks like a calebcity skit

As I a average Xbox enjoyer we officially disown redfall we don't know him

Always gotta love the live channel. The occasional incident, the constant incorrect statements. Wouldn’t have it any other way.

I do love the "Wish version of Twilight"-the video game

Pyro: there have been no good games this year. Starship Troopers: Extermination: am I a joke to you

The sea being frozen in time around the town is a pretty neat idea I guess, shame about basically everything else.

Pyro trying his best not to say "this is one of the worst games ever."

Ah yes a 4 player coop with quirky characters and kewl powers fighting against the evil forces of the undead (or super powered mutant vampire people) truly one of the games of all time.

You will never see the sun. So Jacob is a gamer now.

One (of many...) issues that I've noticed with this game is that you fight way, WAY too many vampires. If I were to design it they'd be a lot more spaced out, much made much more powerful than the generic enemies. Make the cults the main villains you fight, and leave lesser vampires as super elite enemies, mini-bosses, and proper bosses. From everything I've seen they don't feel threatening at all, especially when Pyro here can kill one after another without even really trying

this truly is the morbius of video games

Pyro claims no good games this year means he never heard of pizza tower…

0:21 We already have the bottom three reserved for the banban trilogy

so the premise is bloodborne and we have a walmart demitrescu

dishonored2 is "pretty good"? shit was amazing bro they did awesome on the second one right up there with the first tbh

Arkane Austin also made Prey (2017), though it should be noted that some senior staff has changed since that game came out.

I wonder why people in the middle of a disaster would be holding notes regarding surviving disasters pyro

Whoever thought putting trap gangster music when you leveled up needs to either be fired or given a raise..

chasing the blonde boty was the best part of the video

DAILY SLOP

Truly horrible how pyros dad is still in prison 😢

21:30 pretty sure that's the same paper sound you hear when opening the pause menu in a binding of isaac run

The cutscenes in here look like the scary godmother movies LOL

Le slop is served, bon appetite lads.

meanwhile fear and hunger is what? -10 dillers? and a fantastic game

18:37 bro the sniper shot is a vine thud for real

i have the exact same shirt Pyro has but as a sweater in black, best piece of clothing i own

I love how both 70$ games this WEEK are just a total waste. Great sign for games to come!

12:22 Pyro not understanding that there ARE different kinds of flares that can be shot out of a flare gun and that not every single type will explode. Also I don't think there is a flare that exists that will explode only if you shoot it up into the sky lol