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@S00thsayer43 жыл бұрын
07:16 the soft "bloody hell" by Bill Bailey is absolutely hilarious to me
@rossgauld64214 жыл бұрын
Smaug being the richest creature ever to have been imagined by a human still not having half the amount of wealth that Jeff Bezos has is fucking madness
@FlyingScott3 жыл бұрын
If you think about it, Smaug made all his gold in one go, Bezos kept going. See, If Smaug had just started a business of robbing dwarves he'd be closer to Bezos.
@rossgauld64213 жыл бұрын
Flying Scott see, Smaug is ethical like that. He got the money, was happy with his lot, and stopped. Now THATS ethical capitalism (minus yknow, the genocide he committed)
@FlyingScott3 жыл бұрын
@@rossgauld6421 See, might be just me, but the genocide of three whole cities, one of them a city state is not something I can look past. Though he is a very dashing wyvern.
@jrurbbehdidiwdnndjduw85eos733 жыл бұрын
@@rossgauld6421 remember when he reached 200 billion and some commies bought a guillotine off amazon and put it outside his house
@the_mad_ratter3 жыл бұрын
@@jrurbbehdidiwdnndjduw85eos73 whose house? Smaugs or Bezos?!
@brydon57215 жыл бұрын
Phil Jupitus' reaction to the Santa question always makes me smile.
@AntoinC955 жыл бұрын
Brendan's to the klaxon is just as good 🤣
@kisbie5 жыл бұрын
Brydon Sinclair Another reason to take Santa off the fictional rich list - why would he need money anyway? His operation is entirely magic-based.
@windmillwilly3 жыл бұрын
@@oiooi6460 Classic Patrick!
@RookRavenYT5 жыл бұрын
That rabbit that kept popping up in the winter scene was a March Hare. The question is, what was it and why was it so important to the Aztecs?
@Milnoc5 жыл бұрын
Ah, crap! I saw the answer in a dream, but now I've forgotten it!
@moramento225 жыл бұрын
I know it's not "Did they worship it?"
@ZumbaMarx5 жыл бұрын
Patryk Wieczorek *WORSHIP IT WORSHIP IT*
@derpherbert31995 жыл бұрын
@@moramento22 *Worship it* *Worship it*
@who_Is_faten_helmi5 жыл бұрын
@@ZumbaMarx you guys are insane hahaha and sadly i know why . 😂❤
@Bouzsi4 жыл бұрын
3:10 I honestly thought Sandi was going to say “it was one shilling to get in, one shilling to get out.”
@traceystewart14043 жыл бұрын
Me too
@Gaz66d3 жыл бұрын
Same
@MothsInALampshade4 жыл бұрын
You just can never now how much you want a hug from Stephen Fry until you watch a video of him giving one.
@echognomecal67426 ай бұрын
So delightful!
@thanksfernuthin2 жыл бұрын
Pulling Santa off the list because he's real. That made me tear up a bit. That's so sweet.
@alexandermarsh45014 жыл бұрын
QI over editing shows how much effort they put into their KZfaq channel unlike most other tv based KZfaq channels
@onemercilessming13424 жыл бұрын
I taught in one of the most dysfunctional school districts imaginable. We were NOT permitted to decorate our classrooms for Christmas. Sooo, being the cast iron beeotch I can be, I wrote a week-long social science lesson series on "Winter Solstice Celebrations Around the World". I had a display table with a pair of sabots, a gonfalon, a St. Lucia's wreath, a driedel, and many other outward symbols of winter solstice celebrations world-wide. Each had a 6 x 8 card with a brief history/description explaining the piece and its cultural relevance. And, yes, I had an artificial tree with lights and ornaments the children made from the various cultures' celebrations and a holly wreath. No mistletoe ball, though--the students were only seven years old.
@wordreet3 жыл бұрын
@ One MercilessMing You, were clearly one awesome teacher!!!!!!!!!! One ❤️💚💛💜🤍💙💟💝 Merry Xmas.
@onemercilessming13423 жыл бұрын
@@wordreet--Thank you for the kind words.
@wordreet3 жыл бұрын
@@onemercilessming1342 Heh, I kept choosing different coloured hearts, until I got fed up.
@onemercilessming13423 жыл бұрын
@@wordreet--Well, thank you for that. I only use those emoticons with my immediate family. I love words too much to avoid using them.
@wordreet3 жыл бұрын
@@onemercilessming1342 I was just trying to keep up with your seasonal presentation variations.
@shaalis5 жыл бұрын
Noel in the Christmas episode looks so handsome. The sideburns were fabulous.
@HOTD108_3 жыл бұрын
Simp
@erentoraman26633 жыл бұрын
@@HOTD108_ shut
@Surfside20135 жыл бұрын
Some say the rabbit/ hare is still running around the QI studio.
@shearnotspear5 жыл бұрын
They're getting so much milage of that image of Alan pointing.
@MarrockV Жыл бұрын
I'd give just about anything to get a comforting hug from Steven like that...
@joebleasdale55575 жыл бұрын
Santa is real! *NOT THERE* *MIRAAAAAAAAAAGE*
@FlyingScott4 жыл бұрын
*BWAHAHAHAHA*
@fatherofdragons48802 жыл бұрын
Phil's so funny!
@stevevasta Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@AmazinglyAwkward5 жыл бұрын
That Xylophone/Bass rendition of Jingle Bells is awesome! Plus Steven is too pure for this world
@fatherofdragons48802 жыл бұрын
Steven? It's Stephen god damn you! Jk peace🙏
@janneaalto39565 жыл бұрын
Loved the smile on Jupitus' face at the end there :D
@sea2side5 жыл бұрын
A merry merry thankyou to all at QI, May you continue beyond the alphabet.
@lezzman5 жыл бұрын
When they finish with letters, they should start doing questions about numerals.
@Edward-qe8xg4 жыл бұрын
@@lezzman That would go on forever.
@Edward-qe8xg4 жыл бұрын
@JinxField yeah, and I'm for it
@Kelly_C5 жыл бұрын
that ending is the most wholesome thing I've ever seen
@qwertyTRiG5 жыл бұрын
Jo charges into klaxons with such great relish, doesn't she?
@stevevasta Жыл бұрын
I've still been laughing at "Have you been talking to my husband?"
@olenilsen4660 Жыл бұрын
My mind gets completely blown watching Noel wearing such a homy knitted sweater, and also rockig a haircut that might suggest he has a job.
@SchwarzeWitwe22 жыл бұрын
The running animal was one of Sean's best.
@DissociatedWomenIncorporated5 жыл бұрын
Says "Merry Christmas from Sandi and Alan". First clip is hosted by Stephen. Well done, QI elves.
@helipeek27362 жыл бұрын
“There have been more office parties year on year”. 2020 and 2021 hold me pint.
@00jeffwc5 жыл бұрын
Regarding what to do with used Christmas trees...San Diego runs a recycling program. For several days after Christmas, residents are urged to bring their trees to stations the city sets up, and, as I recall, the trees are run through chipping machines, and the chips are put in the composting program that is run at the city landfill.
@RickReasonnz5 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a great idea that more cities should embrace
@653j5215 жыл бұрын
@@RickReasonnz Many do. It saves on precious landfill space so cities like to do it. And then they often give away the composted refuse to anyone willing to haul it away for personal use. I've used their compost. :)
@stanleyt.79305 жыл бұрын
That is quite common. My local borough in London does the same
@eolsunder5 жыл бұрын
well to be annoying, they do that with all trees usually at the city landfill all year long. They usually mulch trees, branches, wooden pallets, regular non-treated wood they make mulch out of, takes up less space at the landfill and many let you pick up the mulch to use at your house. So you can take any trees, branches, natural woods there, not just the xmas trees.
@viddork4 жыл бұрын
In the Vancouver area, it's usually the fire department that takes in trees for chipping. They used to burn them, which was fun, and still usually do a few just to demonstrate how fast a tree that's been allowed to dry out will burn. Where I go, they also collect donations for charities, and provide free hot dogs, popcorn, and hot chocolate.
@matthewposton32432 жыл бұрын
A snake maybe an odder thing to find in a photocopier than a cat, but it’s certainly an adder thing
@Lattamonsteri5 жыл бұрын
Rich Hall's "quick" wit :D
@patstephenso72064 жыл бұрын
Thank you ,so much laughter xx
@davdidit65 жыл бұрын
6:17, I didn’t know James May , hosted
@olliemad5 жыл бұрын
😂 brilliant
@campuscryptid30205 жыл бұрын
I didn’t know Oscar Wilde was still alive
@campuscryptid30204 жыл бұрын
TheBlueHavoc9 Stephen
@jayl91104 жыл бұрын
Came here to say exactly that.
@Maya_Pinion Жыл бұрын
At Halloween 🎃,the bears in the zoo LOVE everyone's pumpkins.
@mariedinkler85423 жыл бұрын
Tinsel in elephant poop made me chuckle. The last year I had tinsel was the first year I had a cat🤣🤣
@Dafoodmaster5 жыл бұрын
that intro just woke up my entire neighbourhood
@GlowingHorror5 жыл бұрын
5:39 - 5:43 Actually my favourite answer in QI history. That's so brilliant!
@viddork4 жыл бұрын
Mine is also from Rich Hall: Q: What goes "woof, woof, BOOM!"? A: A terrierist.
@bookwoman538 ай бұрын
I like the Christmas themed costumes.
@OldMaidRants5 жыл бұрын
Thanks you for this. The very first episode of QI I saw was the one with the rabbit. I got laughing so hard that my landlord knocked on my door to see that I was laughing at. I have been looking for that clip for ages now.
@SchwarzeWitwe25 жыл бұрын
it's in the episode "Empire"
@OldMaidRants5 жыл бұрын
SchwarzeWitwe2 thanks for this.
@SchwarzeWitwe25 жыл бұрын
Definitely! It's the episode I think is probably the best for introducing people to the show.
@stevevasta8 ай бұрын
I finally caught sight of the rabbit, twice!
@exceltraining5 жыл бұрын
that Barry McGuigan never seems to get any older
@ThatBlackPiano4 жыл бұрын
I keep my Christmas tree up ALL year EVERY YEAR!!
@emilybarclay8831 Жыл бұрын
Well it’s not a Christmas tree then, is it?it’s just a tree you have in your house
@beckyenglish47835 жыл бұрын
Merry Christmas!
@flavvsdasilver64425 жыл бұрын
Thank you :)
@therugburnz4 жыл бұрын
My small town in mid Illinois took told us two different dates for pick-up of trees. The early day(first week in January) was for putting the trees around the snow piles in the 'valley' to slow the flow to the creak thus slowing the flow of melt water. The next pick-up was late February of more usually March to toss in the 'old lake'. Those were to provide water habitats for bluegill eggs.
@marcelmittendorf8335 жыл бұрын
So if Santa is off the fictional rich list because he's real... Surely, he should be topping the actual rich list? So either the question is wrong, or Forbes isn't interested in keeping their story straight.
@jamiesmith32595 жыл бұрын
If he's real I hope he pays his tax
@viddork4 жыл бұрын
Santa is real, but his riches are fictional. (Ask any parent who relies on Santa to actually supply presents.) To avoid this paradox, they simply ignore the fact of his existence.
@viddork4 жыл бұрын
Of course, it's not so much the cost of the food, but the expense of shipping it all up there.
@Gnarlf4 жыл бұрын
Have you ever ploted a graph with one extremely high value and a bunch of smaller ones? The small ones would all look the same. So to not diminish the achievements of everybody on the rich list, Santa is, even though he would be on top" displayed on the List. It is probably the same reason why Scrooge McDuck isn't on the fictional list either
@anamkarajoy Жыл бұрын
[4:29] I love it when I’m giving a smartass guess, and then Jo Brand says the exact same thing. Bonus points when we’re right. lol
@mariagabbott5 жыл бұрын
Jo Brand is actually Queen Victoria
@rosemorris79122 жыл бұрын
Stephen Fry is just a delight.
@RasPutintheGreat5 жыл бұрын
Thank you
@bren1065 жыл бұрын
I slowed the playback speed to 0.5 to catch what Alan saw on the background, and they sounded like a lot of the stoner's sessions I've sort of remembered..
@echognomecal67426 ай бұрын
So much to like here! Except...did they ever identify the little runner?!
@barriemoorcroft5343 жыл бұрын
this is a good typping test of what is not a fast keyboard, but i love this show.
@BolleBoi4 жыл бұрын
Scrooge is richer than his enemies thoo thats bs
@Tillyard864 жыл бұрын
According to the article he "won his money through a round-the-world race bet, leaving loser, Scrooge McDuck, penniless."
@drwatsonca69453 жыл бұрын
in the newest series, Scrooge took back the title of the richest Duck in the world.
@RIXRADvidz4 жыл бұрын
9:33, if tears did not well up as Phil runs to Stephen for the reassuring hug, YOU ARE DEAD INSIDE. or at least from the neck up. I want that welling up of overflowing Joy, every breathing moment for the rest of my mortal life on Earth.
@carolynworthington89964 жыл бұрын
RIXRADvidz it starts in the chest. Right around the heart.
@doesyomamaknowtho14683 жыл бұрын
.... You're fucking weird.
@agataolejarczyk14965 жыл бұрын
Damn! Why does Noel look so handsome suddenly?!?
@meens935 жыл бұрын
Agata Olejarczyk ikr it completely threw me 😊 loved him since the boosh and have seen all his weirdness evolve - this was so tame even for him 😂
@agataolejarczyk14965 жыл бұрын
@@meens93 I mean, he looks like a piece of art! If I were an artist I would definitely paint him. Or something. I can't stop looking... Don't get me wrong, I always thought he was good looking and very funny but now... I don't know... he's perfect really
@tomr.knudsen38972 жыл бұрын
It was the Gaffer that invented the ice!) Cariad would love that refference) btw i (can not imagine who would not) have a huge crush on cariad!!!)))
@ExileOnDaytonStreet5 жыл бұрын
NOEL FIELDING DRESSED AS A SUBURBAN DAD
@stevevasta Жыл бұрын
🔥🔥🔥
@SunnyBear5 жыл бұрын
COPY CAT. That's 10 points to Rich Hall. Again.
@woolwichlad2 жыл бұрын
RIP Sean Lock
@nooneyoucaretoknow69865 жыл бұрын
Why is this show not a thing in the States? Wait...what?!? Finding a nearly unlimited supply of intelligent, pithy, and good natured celebrities? Never mind.
@TheLarch5 жыл бұрын
BBC America aired it for maybe a month years ago. It was something like 3 episodes in a row on Thursday with no reruns.
@TheElderFidelis5 жыл бұрын
You do know they reuse the same people over and over right? And often include American actors or comedians...there is litteraly an American on the first clip lol we could do it great but noone would watch it. Not enough nudity, obese midets, poligamy or kardashians lol
@paularees29595 жыл бұрын
Watch again and again on Britbox. American who loves QI! My favorite is You can die from eating rabbits.
@pivinne55365 жыл бұрын
It’s mostly British humour that’s why. Take a look at the IT crowd, Red Dwarf etc, the kind of stuff on American tv has some glaring differences
@edwardheaney36414 жыл бұрын
Its due to copyright
@RadioactiveLobster5 жыл бұрын
Alan's been on the naughty list...
@SPQSpartacus4 жыл бұрын
They obviously haven’t read their Duck Tales comprehensively. Scrooge is WAY richer than any of his competition. To put perspective: in the story where Scrooge started losing one billion every minute, he expected to go bankrupt in 600 years.
@Quis0004 жыл бұрын
Santa is real but the sun is a mirage.
@demondemon53594 жыл бұрын
When is it going to be SIR STEPHEN FRY
@BNL076045 жыл бұрын
The tinsel thing was cool.
@coon1555 жыл бұрын
I honestly don't get it
@theomegajuice86603 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ. Jeff Bezos had more than 3 times the estimated net worth of a fucking gold hoarding dragon!
@MegaAntMan15 жыл бұрын
Wait...what?! Since WHEN did glomgold overtake mcduck as the richest?
@vanessacruz30095 жыл бұрын
THE BLUE WHALE
@Harambae6135 жыл бұрын
Yes, Santa was taken off the rich list because of the blue whale.
@tvdan10435 жыл бұрын
You donate your old Christmas tree to blue whales?
@jimjacobs28172 жыл бұрын
Stephen Fry: He [Santa] was taken off the list for a very simple reason... Me: Operation Yew-tree?
@davidfrank6934 жыл бұрын
Cariad wore the hell out of that paper hat
@HalOBrien2 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite Phil Jupitus moments ever. (Is his family the Jupitii? Hm.)
@trevorjohnson49274 жыл бұрын
Doris was one of Joseph wives with Ruth, Sarah and Mary. That's Christmas trivia for you. Name Joseph other wives. That stumps a lot of people.
@Liwet.4 жыл бұрын
If Santa isn't real, then who brings the presents on Christmas morning?
@TapSangBong5 жыл бұрын
"Santa is real!" Next recommended video: L Series Episode 10: Lying
@evilotto92005 жыл бұрын
Reported for humbugism
@MrRipple1233 жыл бұрын
Im just imagining like a dog eating tooth floss, and having it go in the mouth and out the other end, but instead with a elephant and tinsel
@fruv5 жыл бұрын
When did James May start hosting the show?
@weirdunclebob5 жыл бұрын
Lol! xD
@nooneyoucaretoknow69865 жыл бұрын
I thought the same when l first saw Allen. Somehow, l don't think James could wittily measure up to Allen. I wonder if Allen is a tinkerer?
@fruv5 жыл бұрын
@@nooneyoucaretoknow6986 I was referring to the segment starting at 6:17
@nooneyoucaretoknow69865 жыл бұрын
@@fruv Ok. You're refering to Steven's wig. Gotta agree,
@kennyn1992 Жыл бұрын
Five xmas trees for the elephant and then next morning a yule log.
@Mikanojo4 жыл бұрын
Saint Nikolaus /Nicholas WAS real, he was the former bishop of Myra, Greece, before he died and was later canonized as a saint. He is the patron saint of selfless giving, the patron saint of children, and because his story overlaps with the story of a possibly fictional orphan turned thief character from Germany known as Kris Kringle, he is also the patron saint of thieves.
@stevevasta Жыл бұрын
I read, "He is the patron saint of selfies..."
@stephentreloar50885 ай бұрын
He also decked a bloke at the Council of Nicea for arguing that Jesus the Son was not equal to God the Father.
@zetetick3953 жыл бұрын
A _Glaciarium_ Ooooh! @.@ Hey now, that's a _much_ more classy name than an 'Ice Rink'! Come on! Bring back the Glaciarium! 3:08 😸_👍
@coylewho2 жыл бұрын
That rabbit zipping by was a QI Paige trying to find a fact for which "Blue Whale" was the proper response. Poor Alan. (Even his name was spelled wrong on his birth.)
@GGov865 жыл бұрын
But why isn't Scrooge on the list though? Flintheart Glomgold isn't richer than him.
@samuellawrencesbookclub82504 жыл бұрын
It's never confirmed how Rich Scrooge McDuck is, my guess is they need to have some sort of number, or to be able to calculate some sort of number, in order to put a character on the list.
@DeniseF5 жыл бұрын
Can I ask at 6:00 if that's a wig on Stephen (I hope it is)
@carolynworthington89964 жыл бұрын
Denise F Yes, it is.
@robot77592 жыл бұрын
Winterval? Okay, so duckducked it, and... Birmingham. Of course, the mathematical logic is undeniable 🙃
@merlinious015 жыл бұрын
4:00 party hats phats
@HeyouCrow3 жыл бұрын
Random suggestions for 2020 Christmas 🎉 Party's !! Shall we start this 📋 *list with., 🤔, 1)., Everyone to *cos-play ., Queen Victoria ., Ironman, or Scrooge McDuck !? 2). Letting loose a wild hare, to *Dash about ?!?
@drewlovelyhell48922 жыл бұрын
I think they vastly underestimated the dollar value of Smaug's hoard.
@thribs Жыл бұрын
It all depends on the rarity of gold and such minerals in middle Earth
@MagnaRyuuDesigns4 жыл бұрын
That Forbes list is not correct. Scrooge is richer then Flintheart. That was one of the plot points of the comics and cartoons involving Scrooge McDuck.
@alexsmith-gn4tp Жыл бұрын
I miss Sean Lock SO much !
@marycanary864 жыл бұрын
alan losing all ability to focus over the cyclist going across the screen xD
@fatherofdragons48802 жыл бұрын
It's a hare!
@impossiblemission4ce2 жыл бұрын
I love being in the real world where there are several people several times richer than the richest being people can imagine.
@carolynbarnes64755 жыл бұрын
Why did they take the shows off KZfaq? I can't afford the cost of it on cable. I'm in mourning.
@alhambralions59855 жыл бұрын
Probably so you have to pay for BritBox. Short answer: Greed.
@formulafish15364 жыл бұрын
All I hear when Brendan speaks is Mrs Brown!
@harryturner87014 жыл бұрын
Maybe it was just saying notice??? 3:15
@AngryBeaver604 жыл бұрын
Everytime I see clips, I always assume they're outtakes from the actual show; (a talkshow?).
@NitroIndigo4 жыл бұрын
It's a quiz show.
@AngryBeaver604 жыл бұрын
@@NitroIndigo The clips they show look like outtakes, to me.
@MrLego31604 жыл бұрын
@@AngryBeaver60 it's not a very strict quiz show.
@pattyandbustershow10314 жыл бұрын
Mmmm tortilla chips. In lard
@TonyP_Yes-its-Me5 жыл бұрын
A workmate came up with the Birmingham Winterval myth, again this year. He was telling a workmate about it, but coincidentally, she was going to Birmingham for Xmas shopping, that very weekend. So I said to her, that seeing as she was going to be there, to have look with her own eyes. Try and guess what she actually saw.
@codyhannahmary835 жыл бұрын
Noel is looking hot with that outfit, and with that hair cut.
@markorollo.9 ай бұрын
The late bernard manning on the right....
@mikemcguire65732 жыл бұрын
SF looks like James may.
@Fcutdlady4 жыл бұрын
What you need to make ice is water surely
@rooty7 ай бұрын
In Taiwan, hotels and shops etc do shove their christmas tree in a bin bag with all the decorations still on and kick it into a storage room until next year, when it gets dragged out looking predictably disheveled. Mafia stitches have emerged from trunks looking more robust.
@NewMessage5 жыл бұрын
When they started on animals, I was sure this would be about Christmas Stalkings.
@sykeassai4 жыл бұрын
Question, Why is Scrudge Mc Duck not above Glomgold?