QI Compilation | Best Of One-Liners and Zingers

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5 жыл бұрын

22 rapid-fire quips*!
*And one exercise in delayed gratification from Rich Hall.
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@angemaidment5640
@angemaidment5640 3 жыл бұрын
“I once had a waitress in Los Angeles” “Did you now?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@nirmalsuki
@nirmalsuki 2 жыл бұрын
Alan harnessing his old lady energy...
@alisonpahlkotter3013
@alisonpahlkotter3013 2 жыл бұрын
The chemistry between Alan and Sandi is just wonderful. He really gets her timing and where to go with her.
@jaycielle
@jaycielle Жыл бұрын
"Self-raising" is still one of the best quickfire responses to a very specific prompt I've ever seen, even after falling in love with Game Changer
@bast713
@bast713 3 ай бұрын
You have excellent taste in shows
@ebmusicman84
@ebmusicman84 12 күн бұрын
We've been here the whole time!
@jaycielle
@jaycielle 12 күн бұрын
@@ebmusicman84 😘👌
@Pinario
@Pinario 5 жыл бұрын
"Do you have a smart vagina?" "It's terribly tidy. I have a woman in twice a week." I love Sandi so much!
@sillysongs19
@sillysongs19 5 жыл бұрын
As do I, she's amazing
@Fcutdlady
@Fcutdlady 4 жыл бұрын
I Agree with both of you. Sandi was really the only choice to take over the show from the god like Stephen Fry.
@andrewsparkes8829
@andrewsparkes8829 4 жыл бұрын
@@Fcutdlady I stopped caring about even checking videos out online when she took over. Not as one of those "She's a self-righteous SJW!" idiots (because, let's be fair, she's edgier than Fry, so people like that are just being misogynistic), but just because as you say, Fry was THAT good. But now I've seen some clips in the past week that have changed my mind; she's amazing and a rightful successor! It'd be fun to see Stephen being a guest himself some time down the line, sat next to Alan, obviously - I'm sure he'd appreciate not having to keep the guests in line, knowing Sandi has it well handled!
@Furnus105
@Furnus105 4 жыл бұрын
@Andrew Sparkes i agree with you on her being great etc, and that stephen should be coming on. However I find her a bit monotonous and some times uninteresting in the way she talks. So to me it's just a taste thing
@Charlieb82
@Charlieb82 4 жыл бұрын
I used to like listening to the news quiz (via podcast) when she hosted it (think it was/is on BBC radio 4?). If you've heard her on there she was the obvious choice to take over QI
@TheHutchy01
@TheHutchy01 5 жыл бұрын
Honestly that self-raising joke is one of my favourites
@bobbyaldol
@bobbyaldol 5 жыл бұрын
Sorry I didnt get that "self-raising" joke.
@TheHutchy01
@TheHutchy01 5 жыл бұрын
@@bobbyaldol Well it's a type of Flour and of course Narcissus fell in love with himself which must have lead to some raising of himself
@parthschannel
@parthschannel 5 жыл бұрын
how does anyone think of that good a joke that quickly, that's insane
@faceless58
@faceless58 5 жыл бұрын
the levels that its like both self raising as his high opinion of himself, and that he was lying down and literally couldnt rise on top of the flour pun is mind blowing
@davidpacker7602
@davidpacker7602 5 жыл бұрын
@@faceless58 pretty sure the joke about self raising is about getting an erection fyi
@tombailey1983
@tombailey1983 5 жыл бұрын
And “I have a woman in twice a week” is so perfect hahaha. 5:00
@MM-dq2pi
@MM-dq2pi 5 жыл бұрын
Liza's reaction said it all.
@TheHutchy01
@TheHutchy01 5 жыл бұрын
@Eric Burkheimer Stephen felt more of an authority but with moments like that you just know Sandi is funnier
@casey6556
@casey6556 4 жыл бұрын
Also “That’s why some of us made the life choices we did” 🤣
@mikehock4446
@mikehock4446 4 жыл бұрын
Stephen or male guests would never get away with a comment about how awful vaginas can look or how unpleasant women can be to get a laugh. But he did on occasion joke about his private life. And Sandi is not quite as affable as Stephen, sometimes coming across as irritable and a touch spiky.
@TallSilentGuy
@TallSilentGuy 4 жыл бұрын
"Sometimes I have her come in by the back door."
@gm_matthew
@gm_matthew Жыл бұрын
One of my favourites is when the question was “What happened to the fireman’s pole?” and Rob Brydon answered “He tiled the fireman’s bathroom.” 🤣👏🏼
@Daniel-yy5tx
@Daniel-yy5tx 5 жыл бұрын
Sandi's "twice a week" joke could be in every compilation this channel produces for all eternity and I would still laugh until my stomach hurts every time.
@TacComControl
@TacComControl Жыл бұрын
I feel like that's a conversation where she'd say she's having someone in to clean the curtains, and you look around her house and realize she's only got venetian blinds.
@AL-fl4jk
@AL-fl4jk Жыл бұрын
@@TacComControl umzzzz
@john.premose
@john.premose Жыл бұрын
Uh, no.
@TacComControl
@TacComControl Жыл бұрын
@@john.premose Your Mom
@marycanary86
@marycanary86 Жыл бұрын
people who dont laugh at that one are invalid. i said what i said.
@wmradar
@wmradar 5 жыл бұрын
"Name a poisonous snake." "Piers Morgan." *KLAXON*
@imgonnastealyourgirl
@imgonnastealyourgirl 3 жыл бұрын
This is so relevant now.
@jaxoxoxox
@jaxoxoxox 3 жыл бұрын
@Kase Jonah you're right. no one cares.
@jaxoxoxox
@jaxoxoxox 3 жыл бұрын
@Erlinda Tagala (for anyone wondering, this is their second account)
@totalweirdo8538
@totalweirdo8538 3 жыл бұрын
@Kase Jonah Not only does no one care, but that's more than a little unhealthy.
@alisonpahlkotter3013
@alisonpahlkotter3013 2 жыл бұрын
@@imgonnastealyourgirl it's an evergreen joke really
@JoeySchmidt74
@JoeySchmidt74 2 жыл бұрын
Rich Hall's tenacity for a dad joke has to be commended.
@lukedodson3267
@lukedodson3267 4 жыл бұрын
"My dad grew up in the same street as Antony Hopkins." "Oh really? In England we live in *houses*."
@Efreeti
@Efreeti 4 жыл бұрын
Rob Brydon: Is this a dig at my forefathers? Stephen: You have four fathers? The Welsh are *weird*!
@falconpowerful2362
@falconpowerful2362 4 жыл бұрын
“You’ve taken up dogging.” Absolutely hilarious. Perfect delivery and perfect response. 👌😎🤘
@SchwarzeWitwe2
@SchwarzeWitwe2 4 жыл бұрын
It's Sandi's face that really sells it.
@IHateBeingAKangaroo
@IHateBeingAKangaroo 5 жыл бұрын
I haven't watched the "Centaclaws" episode yet and was caught completely by surprise. Bursted out laughing for like a minute straight
@chattycathydoll
@chattycathydoll 4 жыл бұрын
Burst out.
@PointsofData
@PointsofData 4 жыл бұрын
It's even funnier because you know he was _waiting_ for Stephen to call on him, just for that joke
@woroGaming
@woroGaming 3 жыл бұрын
I only got that joke after I read this comment.. Thanks :P
@davidriggs7677
@davidriggs7677 3 жыл бұрын
@@PointsofData He went such a long way for that joke it's truly amazing.
@john.premose
@john.premose Жыл бұрын
Really? You're easily amused aren't you
@harrytodhunter5078
@harrytodhunter5078 4 жыл бұрын
“I once has a waitress in Los Angeles-“ “Did you now?” Brilliant
@S4mu3L01
@S4mu3L01 4 жыл бұрын
See, I don't get that joke. Might be because English isn't my first language... Could you please explain that?
@harrytodhunter5078
@harrytodhunter5078 4 жыл бұрын
“Had” is another way of saying “had sex with”
@Ward1706
@Ward1706 4 жыл бұрын
"I didn't mean for that to get out. OK!"
@TallSilentGuy
@TallSilentGuy 4 жыл бұрын
The best bit was Alan's smile at the end; as if to say "Come on - you don't mind, do you?" 4:34
@solosam9
@solosam9 4 жыл бұрын
@@S4mu3L01 you have to realise that wasn't the end of sandi's sentence.. It may have been I once had a waitress who said to me.. Etc. It was their chance in the pause to jump in to make the joke she was talking about having a waitress (had sex with)
@sweiland75
@sweiland75 4 жыл бұрын
"Doesn't feel good in your mouth does it?" LOL
@davecrupel2817
@davecrupel2817 4 жыл бұрын
That was such a ZING moment right there!
@invisiblekid99
@invisiblekid99 3 жыл бұрын
@@davecrupel2817 yeah just so quick and hurtful lol.
@karlwittenburg5868
@karlwittenburg5868 Ай бұрын
Even funnier considering Sandi and Susan are both lesbians
@trinadubya3406
@trinadubya3406 5 жыл бұрын
I was hooked on QI from Jeremy Hardy's "IKEA" response. Brilliant. All Sandi's lesbian moments ... she is a delight.
@alexmontanus
@alexmontanus 4 жыл бұрын
I was sad Stephen left as a host, but Sandi is such a good replacement. Absolutely love her.
@Shakes-Off-Fear
@Shakes-Off-Fear 4 жыл бұрын
5:17 I love how Rich is the only one who keeps using his buzzer to answer the question
@garchompenthusiast
@garchompenthusiast 4 жыл бұрын
Coffee Annan is such an underrated joke, it took little to no time for Jeremy to cook up some masterful wordplay even when he isn’t (technically) a comedian
@fds7476
@fds7476 3 жыл бұрын
Well, I don't know what else you could charitably call him.
@gerritboshoff5173
@gerritboshoff5173 3 жыл бұрын
@@fds7476 Charitably, you could call him "CLARKSON!!!". Seems to work well enough for his two coworkers.
@michaelglenk6459
@michaelglenk6459 2 жыл бұрын
Alan has an even better joke a couple of seconds later.
@gerardstockwell5661
@gerardstockwell5661 Жыл бұрын
Stephen k amos made that gag
@john.premose
@john.premose Жыл бұрын
@@fds7476 it begins with a t
@ngvot
@ngvot 5 жыл бұрын
I want a compilation of all of sandi's gay jokes. They're great.
@xonxt
@xonxt 4 жыл бұрын
That would be a long video. She's got more of those in one season, rather annoyingly, that Stephen had in his entire run on Q.I. The "twice a week" was a good one though.
@DeadlyPants123
@DeadlyPants123 4 жыл бұрын
ӿøῇχէ my favourite is the waitress in LA
@lpldl
@lpldl 4 жыл бұрын
"So that's your quicksand. It's sandy but it won't suck you under."
@BlakeRPeters
@BlakeRPeters 4 жыл бұрын
Vagabond Wastrel Mmm so you’re like a hateful person right? That’s sad.
@vagabondwastrel2361
@vagabondwastrel2361 4 жыл бұрын
@blake peters not at all. I just said her "gay" jokes are obvious and statistics of domestic abuse among lesbians isn't funny.
@pauliejay4161
@pauliejay4161 5 жыл бұрын
Rich showed great patience there.
@invisiblekid99
@invisiblekid99 3 жыл бұрын
He did this quite a lot on the show, but didn't always work. This though, the stars aligned and was brilliant.
@mouthpiece806
@mouthpiece806 5 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe “Dalai Farmer” never made it on here
@w8m4n
@w8m4n 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah that was a good one
@Chilukar
@Chilukar 4 жыл бұрын
Or "is it because once they get started they won't shut up "
@AutomaticDuck300
@AutomaticDuck300 4 жыл бұрын
@@Chilukar of course that's not on here, we're in the age of zero sexist jokes permitted anywhere at any time.
@Chilukar
@Chilukar 4 жыл бұрын
@@AutomaticDuck300 not sure how you work that out, seeing as it has appeared on other clips.
@AutomaticDuck300
@AutomaticDuck300 4 жыл бұрын
@@Chilukar oh well, carry on then
@Naeidea
@Naeidea 3 жыл бұрын
Sandi is just so quick, articulate and precise, unbelievable how good she is.
@connarkent282
@connarkent282 10 ай бұрын
Definitely a great replacement
@MiriB.
@MiriB. 4 жыл бұрын
Susan? “Out of all of us, Sandi, who would you call the sausage swiper?” Matt Lucas: *presses buzzer*
@stevevasta
@stevevasta Жыл бұрын
That's on the "Innuendos" compilation, BTW.
@oscarmacintyre6007
@oscarmacintyre6007 Жыл бұрын
The moment she said "I have a woman in twice a week" I accepted her as the rightful replacement for Fry
@alexcavoli6191
@alexcavoli6191 3 жыл бұрын
The lesbian one, "I have a women in twice a week" and the Tory mp rhyming bit were the best. Priceless.
@Galerak1
@Galerak1 2 жыл бұрын
Phil's 'Hepatitis C' comment gets me every time I see it 😂🤣😂
@trickytreyperfected1482
@trickytreyperfected1482 3 жыл бұрын
The centi-claws joke was amazing and you can tell he just wanted to be called on to get it out.
@saralovesmusic100
@saralovesmusic100 5 жыл бұрын
I don't know why but the Ant & Dec response from Bill makes be cry laughing every time!
@PaleyDaley
@PaleyDaley 3 жыл бұрын
Sandi is just brilliant. Stephen left enormous shoes to fill, but Sandi wears them perfectly.
@mikhailpayson1274
@mikhailpayson1274 5 жыл бұрын
Self-raising is the smartest joke
@mrkv4k
@mrkv4k 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I am kind of proud that I even got it. Since I am czech and english is my second language.
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 5 жыл бұрын
"What goes 40 miles an hour, and smells of curry?" The poor guy who put on the chilly condom.
@alisongrace4334
@alisongrace4334 5 жыл бұрын
Good one!
@jyazman
@jyazman 5 жыл бұрын
Is it not the poor girl?
@Nabend1402
@Nabend1402 5 жыл бұрын
@@jyazman Well, in the show, the chilli went on the inside of the condom.
@TheHadesShade
@TheHadesShade 5 жыл бұрын
I tought it was me once the vindaloo curry enters my large intestine.
@jcortese3300
@jcortese3300 5 жыл бұрын
You win. :-)
@stumbling
@stumbling 4 жыл бұрын
2:01 Matt Lucas, that is legitimately the best pun I've ever heard.
@skunkrat01
@skunkrat01 5 жыл бұрын
Just do more eps of this exact compilation!
@judechauhan6715
@judechauhan6715 3 жыл бұрын
4:56 is the best one just pure gold. It's the most upper class rendition of a crass 'lads' joke which you find funny but aren't allowed to laugh at unless you're in the group.
@tombailey1983
@tombailey1983 5 жыл бұрын
Usain Balti is brilliant ahahahaha
@CrimsonKage
@CrimsonKage 4 жыл бұрын
Absolutely didn't get it until you posted this and spelled-out 'Balti to which I Googled the term'. Dunno if it's an American thing (me), but I've never heard the term before.
@annother3350
@annother3350 3 жыл бұрын
I think balti is another of those "made for the UK" curry dishes
@SessVlogs
@SessVlogs 3 жыл бұрын
Ann Other Most “Indian” dishes as you know them were probably invented in Birmingham.
@downundanow5569
@downundanow5569 2 жыл бұрын
@@SessVlogs Yes, by Bangladeshis. According to Stephen in another QI episode. :)
@cece221091
@cece221091 5 жыл бұрын
Sandi just kill this show every time. I think I'm secretly in love with her and Stephen. I was worried when he said he was leaving but they couldn't have replaced him with a more perfect host 😝😝
@nataliamontelongo2781
@nataliamontelongo2781 5 жыл бұрын
From 4:26 - 5:15 is just pure Sandi gold
@jimmeans14
@jimmeans14 Жыл бұрын
From the infamous "They say of the Acropolis" clip: Stephen: What is this for? Rob Bryden: It's not four, it's three!
@vakar9779
@vakar9779 5 жыл бұрын
You can see how male fashion changes by looking at different clips of Stephen through time
@bbgun061
@bbgun061 5 жыл бұрын
Because he always dresses the opposite of what's fashionable?
@katierandall9191
@katierandall9191 4 жыл бұрын
I love Susan's stuttering 😆
@frankiebaxter2590
@frankiebaxter2590 4 жыл бұрын
ant and dec was such a like family friendly one that just made me smile lmao
@sed8me69
@sed8me69 5 жыл бұрын
6:30 - one of the most underrated guests. Always the Absolute Genious 😉
@sed8me69
@sed8me69 5 жыл бұрын
To be fair, it starts at 5:13 Utter Brilliance.
@chattycathydoll
@chattycathydoll 4 жыл бұрын
To be even fairer, it's genius not genious.
@sisir123
@sisir123 4 жыл бұрын
gyles brandeth is amazing. Totally agree
@annother3350
@annother3350 3 жыл бұрын
It's Brandreth
@tdyerwestfield
@tdyerwestfield 3 жыл бұрын
Whoever appointed Sandi to replace Stephen did a superb job.
@zSamuellz
@zSamuellz 4 жыл бұрын
Usain Balti that one had me rolling 😂
@MrWilliamPoulin
@MrWilliamPoulin 2 жыл бұрын
Stephen: What goes "Woof, Woof, Boom?" Rich Hall: A terrierist.
@jackspry9736
@jackspry9736 2 жыл бұрын
“So you’re saying there’s no Centaclaws” I died laughing!!!🤣🤣🤣
@deependmashups8715
@deependmashups8715 5 жыл бұрын
The fact that you guys left out Sandi's "sounds like it" jab towards Rob Brydon is frankly unforgivable
@susannam3923
@susannam3923 5 жыл бұрын
Deep End Mashups do you have a link to the video? i can't find that one anywhere
@deependmashups8715
@deependmashups8715 5 жыл бұрын
@@susannam3923 kzfaq.info/get/bejne/rMiGraeglpjPfas.html
@WinstonKillDeath
@WinstonKillDeath 5 жыл бұрын
Deep End Mashups can’t be viewed in the US apparently
@kas_xo
@kas_xo 5 жыл бұрын
@@WinstonKillDeath This link should work for US viewers: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/lZaapdJyssXUf2g.html
@kisbie
@kisbie 5 жыл бұрын
Also this exchange when Rob was attempting to prove all words are onomatopoeic: Alan: “This is how you teach a chimp to speak.” Rob: “Well then, pay attention.”
@alisongrace4334
@alisongrace4334 5 жыл бұрын
I LOVE Sandi Toksvig - I have a woman in twice a week.
@bamleith3095
@bamleith3095 5 жыл бұрын
are you the woman?
@qrrbrbirbel2
@qrrbrbirbel2 3 жыл бұрын
@@bamleith3095 if she is, she only does carpets and curtains i would imagine.
@mission101
@mission101 4 жыл бұрын
Can’t believe “What were chainsaws first invented for?” Clarkson: “Proctology”” didn’t make it. Especially when he was told he was close and followed up with “Circumcision?”
@stevevasta
@stevevasta Ай бұрын
Might be on the "Best of Sandi Toksvig" clip, when she was a panelist.
@angemaidment5640
@angemaidment5640 3 жыл бұрын
I would love to be in the audience during a taping. They have so much fun 🤣🤣🤣
@abdullahilkbir3488
@abdullahilkbir3488 5 жыл бұрын
Jimmy Carr always keeps on amazing me with just how good he is
@lancer525
@lancer525 4 жыл бұрын
Up until the point where he laughs. That annoying fake bray of his makes my skin crawl.
@nuddymick
@nuddymick 4 жыл бұрын
You must be his mum...
@MrSmegheneghan
@MrSmegheneghan 4 жыл бұрын
Ross Noble's bit always gets me for the face Sandi pulls and I have no damn clue why, it's great.
@kitnm9794
@kitnm9794 3 жыл бұрын
"What happened to the fireman's pole?" "He tiled the fireman's bathroom" Still the best one and still absent >:(
@jaredlosier7688
@jaredlosier7688 4 жыл бұрын
I remember watching this when it was coming out, and was sad to see Stephen leave, and worried about Sandi. I have to say, she is amazing and I'd love to see more shows with her.
@SevCaswell
@SevCaswell 2 жыл бұрын
My first exposure to Sandi was in a pannel show called Call My Bluff in the 90s, she was one of the team captains opposide victoria coren's father.
@ThatCoalSoul
@ThatCoalSoul 4 жыл бұрын
The "I get a woman in twice a week." quip will go down ( 😉 ) in QI history as one of thee best (likely) ad-libs!!!
@HappYinc
@HappYinc 5 жыл бұрын
this video is what makes QI so awesome ^^
@JaneDoe-ci3gj
@JaneDoe-ci3gj 5 жыл бұрын
That Oologi joke is so true😂😂❤❤. It also would be good if you put which episodes in the description, I want to watch them now!
@long-shotlouie
@long-shotlouie 3 жыл бұрын
The "have you been talking to my husband" buzzer is a superb joke at Jo Brand's expense. She's so predictable
@AdamBechtol
@AdamBechtol 2 жыл бұрын
lol
@6Twisted
@6Twisted 4 жыл бұрын
Sandi was a great replacement for Steven. She’s got exactly the same kind of humour and quick wit.
@SpeccyMan
@SpeccyMan 4 жыл бұрын
There's no h in wit.
@6Twisted
@6Twisted 4 жыл бұрын
@@SpeccyMan I've watched the "cool whip" clip too many times and now H's keep getting into everything.
@fuckamericanidiot
@fuckamericanidiot 2 жыл бұрын
What a brilliant replacement Sandi is for such a brilliant man as Stephen Fry 🥰
@Mimsy2770
@Mimsy2770 4 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love these QI compilation video and if the poster is listening have a suggestion for a new series of videos. A compilation of all the 'joker' questions and answers. For example the 'elephant' during the E series, the ' lavatorial' or 'spend a penny' during the L series and the 'pig' during the P series.
@bbgun061
@bbgun061 5 жыл бұрын
Just to exasperate Sandi, I never click on anything.
@ambergris5705
@ambergris5705 5 жыл бұрын
Saaaaaame !!!!
@thedunyadoneya2628
@thedunyadoneya2628 5 жыл бұрын
Sometimes, I accidentally click something, but click the back button before realising I actually liked the video that came up, so search for it again.
4 жыл бұрын
I'm not even subscribed!
@grendelsloth9950
@grendelsloth9950 3 жыл бұрын
Why what’s wrong with Sandi?
@jcortese3300
@jcortese3300 5 жыл бұрын
3:34 I adore her. I truly do.
@duncantalksalot
@duncantalksalot 4 жыл бұрын
That last line is just simply, exquisite.
@tarabryant2909
@tarabryant2909 4 жыл бұрын
I love the centi-claws joke is underrated and I love it.
@TheTURKISHDELIGHT98
@TheTURKISHDELIGHT98 5 жыл бұрын
As if Jack's `once you get them started they never stop` wasnt there
@eolsunder
@eolsunder 5 жыл бұрын
the best one liner on the show..
@davidwilliams6249
@davidwilliams6249 4 жыл бұрын
His patience and timing were perfect
@livb6945
@livb6945 2 жыл бұрын
That really wasn't funny though. One of the few moments of qi that wasn't.
@anubeia
@anubeia 2 жыл бұрын
​@@livb6945 Whilst I do agree with you on a political standpoint, the irony of Jack Dee being unable to deliver his joke about how he believes that women are constantly talking... due to the women across the room from him constantly talking, has to have at least some ironic merit to it?
@greenredblue
@greenredblue 4 жыл бұрын
It's amazing how many of these jokes are clean.
@UnkleRiceYo
@UnkleRiceYo 4 жыл бұрын
I love Jo Brand but the fact that they knew she’d say “have you been talking to my husband” shows she is pretty predictable in her jokes
@Telruin
@Telruin 4 жыл бұрын
I feel the elves are getting better at predicting as well.
@Baiko
@Baiko 4 жыл бұрын
They did the same with Jimmy Carr and "reverse cowgirl"
@Malky24
@Malky24 3 жыл бұрын
There's a good chance it'll be "my husband" or "I'm fat".
@Oleg_K.
@Oleg_K. 3 жыл бұрын
She almost certainly does that same type of joke in a sort of ironic way. I wouldn't say it comes across successfully all of the time, but I believe she's trying to pull off a bit of a subversive anti-joke thing.
@DrZaius3141
@DrZaius3141 3 жыл бұрын
In 9 out of 10 QI videos on KZfaq, she'd do a completely different joke, yet under those 10% you'll always find the "hurrdurr, she always does the same joke" comments. It's confirmation bias.
@DrewSavo
@DrewSavo 3 жыл бұрын
Stephen: How many muscles are there in your fingers? Phil Jupitus: One If you play your cards right. 😉
@melissawright1979
@melissawright1979 3 жыл бұрын
That Ulrika Jonsson one liner was a good one x
@1969Kismet
@1969Kismet 4 жыл бұрын
Gosh! They're quick!
@Hexen_Wulf
@Hexen_Wulf Жыл бұрын
"What kind of flower? Can anyone tell me...?" "Oh, uhm. Self-raising." Just a brilliant, brilliant pun.
@vasp99
@vasp99 2 жыл бұрын
It's suddenly occurred to me that QI is what Hollywood Squares could have been IF all the guests were Paul Lind .
@ordelian7795
@ordelian7795 2 жыл бұрын
Alan so quick with the gay jokes always a 10/10.
@MichaelCoombes776
@MichaelCoombes776 3 жыл бұрын
My favourite zinger isn't in here.... From the episode "Fire and Freezing", where Rob Brydon was trying to name drop. Rob: My father grew up in the same street as Richard Burton. Stephen: Really? In England we live in houses.
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 5 жыл бұрын
That condom chili thing sure would be 'zingy'.
@RandomPlaceHolderName
@RandomPlaceHolderName 5 жыл бұрын
@ Talk about burning passion...
@chantellelawton3185
@chantellelawton3185 4 жыл бұрын
I show my friend that video and he said at the beginning clip "it would spiced up in the bedroom". 😂 I was laughing with his funny answer.
@jakedenneyfilms
@jakedenneyfilms 4 жыл бұрын
I would’ve said “Because Argentina wouldn’t fit.”
@kenopsia9013
@kenopsia9013 3 жыл бұрын
Half of the best jokes in the show
@phillenan2494
@phillenan2494 5 жыл бұрын
I just love both hosts. They are so so so fucking good.
@airsam1
@airsam1 4 жыл бұрын
Nick Clegg: "Maybe I'll watch some QI clips to relax and forget my troubles..."
@SuperMisterKory
@SuperMisterKory 2 жыл бұрын
Gutted they didn’t include Jack Dee’s “is it cos they don’t know when to shut up?” line!
@HerHollyness
@HerHollyness 4 жыл бұрын
Poor Rich, having to wait so long after the set up to deliver his punchline! It was a good one, though!
@MegaPagliacci
@MegaPagliacci 5 жыл бұрын
That great disappointment forfeit prediction though.
@highlandoutsider8148
@highlandoutsider8148 8 ай бұрын
The best of all time was Rich Halls, what is the term for a group of baboons? The pentagon 😂
@InformationIsTheEdge
@InformationIsTheEdge 4 жыл бұрын
Rich Hall... "So you're saying there's no centi claws?" BA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!
@Fcutdlady
@Fcutdlady 5 жыл бұрын
Jesus, just saw the late Linda Smith. She was amazing.
@anguspratt4599
@anguspratt4599 2 жыл бұрын
That lynx joke making a pun about the animal and the deodorant made me clap in real life. Fuckn brilliant Nish.
@susiefairfield7218
@susiefairfield7218 3 жыл бұрын
The most rewound ⏪ video on You Tube
@trishlangford5773
@trishlangford5773 6 ай бұрын
Love Sandi's "I have a woman in twice a week" I died laughing. So quick off the mark. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@who_Is_faten_helmi
@who_Is_faten_helmi 5 жыл бұрын
-Name a nobleman who invented a drink with a hobnob ? - kofi annan. ( Hahaha love jeremy's quick wit )
@sallieneal2689
@sallieneal2689 11 ай бұрын
Sandy is the best host. She's articulate, she's funny, and you just believe anything she says.❤
@joeytje50
@joeytje50 3 жыл бұрын
holy shit that centi-claws had a long buildup but the patience really paid off on that one XD
@evanstaf18
@evanstaf18 2 жыл бұрын
Centiclaws is the best joke by far
@MelissaThompson432
@MelissaThompson432 4 жыл бұрын
I would like to express my gratitude for the excessively long windup to the final punch line.
@chattycathydoll
@chattycathydoll 4 жыл бұрын
Wind up.
@MelissaThompson432
@MelissaThompson432 4 жыл бұрын
@@chattycathydoll wind·up /ˈwīndˌəp/ noun 1. An act of concluding or finishing something. "the windup of the convention" 2. BASEBALL the motions of a pitcher immediately before delivering the ball, in which they take a step back, lift the hands over the head, and step forward. adjective (of a toy or other device) functioning by means of winding a key or handle. "a windup clock..."
@chattycathydoll
@chattycathydoll 4 жыл бұрын
Ah yes the act of winding someone up, poking fun and/or making them respond to a provocative statement in order to create humour. My work here is done. Merry Christmas.
@chattycathydoll
@chattycathydoll 4 жыл бұрын
@@MelissaThompson432 kzfaq.info/get/bejne/rsWce9xpyeC7gXU.html
@asterix7842
@asterix7842 3 жыл бұрын
“So you’re saying there’s no centiclaws?” It’s too bad we Americans didn’t appreciate Rich Hall more while we had him.
@fazbearking87
@fazbearking87 4 жыл бұрын
Please can we have more of this?
@slytown
@slytown 3 жыл бұрын
Rich Hall. The best.
@tomkenning5482
@tomkenning5482 4 жыл бұрын
'Usian Balti' is my favourite thing ever
@maddie_1122
@maddie_1122 5 жыл бұрын
I think "Is it when you get them started they don't shut up" or "thats a special treat for birthdays" shouldve been included
@brandonmartin-moore5302
@brandonmartin-moore5302 5 жыл бұрын
The second definitely should have, I can't find it anywhere anymore
@maddie_1122
@maddie_1122 5 жыл бұрын
@@brandonmartin-moore5302 it's in the inuenndos video
@ambergris5705
@ambergris5705 4 жыл бұрын
The Kofi Annan one was great!
@Rony2453
@Rony2453 4 жыл бұрын
problem for me though was not knowing what hobnob is.
@Lg_Lantern
@Lg_Lantern 5 ай бұрын
That Rupert Murdoch quote was so on the money
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