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...or at least his face on Steven's jumper!

Aussie Aussie Aussie!

I was hoping for Todd Sampson

@@thepaddockengineer not that tosser

Raghnaid Anna NicGaraidh ? Why

Here we have on ABC-TV a panel show all about advertising (good & bad) called 'Gruen', which was for a time titled 'The Gruen Transfer'!

@@MrWombatty And it's shit n matter what you call it. Every episode I've watched tries desperately to make us think the marketing knobends are witty entertainers doing us some wonderful service, instead of pimps and charlatans.

@@BumMcFluff I thought it was interesting to beging with but then it got boring doing exactly what you say

All the products? You mean... All the PRIZES!?

If you want something near the end of the maze, you have to game the system by entering through the exit

Can never find the exit

Mostly that stores Mae policy just makes me irritated.I generally avoid the place because of the sense of being grossly manipulated. I have never come out of their maze remotely satisfied by the expirience,think what a lovely walk

I notice how the bread and milk are not on the list of things you come out with.

Exactly!! I was in the queue just this morning laughing with two other women about what we came in for vs what we had at the till. Then one woman behind us said, "Shit! The milk!!" and ran back down the aisles. In her trolley along with bread and chicken were paint, colouring books, cycling gloves, mens PJs and a giant jar of mixed olives.

Still cheaper than just bread and milk at other supermarkets.

I was stopped by a woman once because she was amazed that I had a shopping list!

I genuinely went into Lidl for potatoes, and ended up with a new ironing board. 👍

That was Alan who said you shouldn't eat bread and milk. David said it was ridiculous...which it demonstrably is.

@@Dorianin1 About 2 thirds of all people are lactose intolerant. So yeah, milk is rather bad for most people. Unless you enjoy having the shits.

@@DrZaius3141 So how come they have only discovered this "lactose intolerant" thing within my lifetime? When I was growing up, and for hundreds of generations before me, everybody drank milk. An entire f*cking farming industry was built on the concept of people drinking milk! They used to give it away free to school kids. I did some casual work at a milk bottling/distribution plant and the staff canteen would give away milk to the workers. Nobody was "intolerant".

@@christopherdean1326 Lactose intolerance isn't new. In fact, lactose intolerance is older than lactose tolerance, if you can believe it. Adult production of lactase, an enzyme allowing for the digestion of milk, actually owes itself to a mutation (rather, several independent mutations in different populations all leading to the same effect); in most animals, lactase production ends after weaning. Most adult humans today are lactose intolerant, globally speaking. It's more common in European populations (and more common than intolerance mostly in northern and northwestern Europe) and populations descended from them, as well as some other cultures that historically drank a lot of milk; though some milk drinking cultures instead found ways of preparing milk that decreased the lactose present, instead of evolving widespread tolerance. Knowing about lactose intolerance isn't new, either: symptoms of it were described in Ancient Greece. The comparatively recent discovery is that lactose intolerance isn't a disorder, as it's actually lactose tolerance that's weird (though, obviously, handy). If I had to guess, it probably seems invented to you because people who were lactose intolerant either didn't figure out milk was the cause of their (often mild) gastrointestinal distress or they just ignored it. When you know a problem exists, it's easier to recognize that you have it. And when more viable alternatives exist, it's easier to avoid something that gives you problems, even mild ones. Lactose intolerance is a very well-known thing now, and lactose-free dairy products as well as plant-based "milk" are pretty common these days, whereas apparently it was something you never even heard of when and where you're talking about.

Not necessarily. At least I, when I still bought junk food, would often buy way more than I actually wanted. ("a bit of this, oh and a bit of that, oh and this too")

@@defeqel6537 That's why you have to have the discipline to stick to the list, or you'll buy all sorts of things you want but don't really need.

Yes! And when Aldi's came to America, it split in half. One half - the European model of 2-for-1 and great spot-buys of surplus and warehouse of groceries with no help in sight. And Trader Joe's with dozens of helpful young experts willing to talk for 5 minutes about cheese. They still have bargains but for more premium products that have been curated for price and quality. Both have their market.

That's one hell of a way to be cleanin' yr teeth ...

That's not what she said

he's Irish.

That's all they had to eat when he was growing up.

'cause his name's TAR-a O'Briain!

Because it tastes like shit

Irish men were famous for their capacity for hard labour when working as navvies - building roads, canals, and railways. I think Dara's tar reference was a bit of subliminal bitterness at the idea that the poor people his grandfather knew had nothing to look forward to but 40 years of tarmac and pain. Or something.

sorry but I don't understand your grammar

Write out a shopping list and don’t go when you are hungry! Okay, okay. You are allowed to buy three (3) things not on your list...

Mitchell: "...demonstrably untrue..."

No, I just wonder why I would need that letter in the first place.

In Canada, we have food flavored tar products

I'm sure tar contains formaldehyde which can give you cancer. They don't use it in food products in the uk any more

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You mean slimming? I don't think he's excreting ectoplasm.

Thessarabian he could be excreting something that looks like ectoplasm though...

I'm no that new sliming regime its gruesome but hauntingly affective.

He secretes it all like a hagfish.

To be fair I have seen weight loss products and nicotine gum closer to the front of stores now that I think of it

@@MerkhVision I’ve noticed it ONCE myself, but only once.

That would be a myth.

yes but ü = ue

+ avenger1011000 Except when it's i. That's why Wisconsin is full of Mullers, Muellers and Millers that are all pronounced "Miller" (like the English Miller). Except the ones that are pronounce Muller. (I don't know of any that stuck with the u-umlaut pronunciation. That doesn't exist in English.)

Dere Hogfather, For Hogswatch I would like a drum an a dolly an a teddybear an a Gharstley Omnian Inquisision Torchure Chamber with wind-up rack and nearly real blud you can use Agian, you can get it from the toyshoppe in Short Strete, it is £5.99p. I have been good an there is a glas of sherre an a pork pie for you and turnips for Gouger an Tusker an Rooter an *Snot* Snouter. I hop the chimney is big enough but my friend William say you are your father really. Yrs. Viginia Prood

Lofty Skinner Not sure I understand why you made that reference but I liked it anyway.

Trey Forest Lol I love the hog father but I too question the placement of the comment.

Did you even watch this video? The question was answered correctly before he started to talk about gendered product placement and other techniques.

were you listening?

Someone's swallowed an encyclopaedia

With all the time it took to type that, you could have just paid attention to the clip 🤷🏻‍♀️