Cheers, Geoff.

@Señor Payaso Ooft.

Here's one for you: There's a guy riding a camel through the desert and he gets really horny, so he tries it on with the camel but the camel bites him so he gives up. He keeps riding and then gets really horny again. He tries it on with the camel again but gets bitten again and once again, he gives up. Eventually, he reaches a town and on the outskirts, 3 beautiful blonde women are standing outside a car that's broken down. The man happens to be a mechanic, so he says "Can I help you with that? I'll see what I can do." The man fixes the car and the women say "Thank you so much, is there anything we can do for you?" The man says "It's OK, happy to help" but the women insist and say "Seriously, we insist. Anything at all." So he says "You wouldn't mind holding this camel still, would you?"

In all fairness, Dara would have fully set up his joke had it not been the first half of Jo's, the man does know how to tell a joke

@@bobcartwright7476 Thank you for pointing out the obvious flaw with the OP's logic so that I don't have to.

Dara's has the correct punchline.

This one is better. There’s a hint of English officer class about it. Also, Dara mucked his up by saying he went out and “rode” the camel. He should have used a less ambiguous euphemism, because riding the camel was the idea.

Ahahaha 👏🏻

This is also the only camel joke I know. I also don't think it would work, tbh. How would the cigarette stay lit and how would the latex not burn?

You really took a deep hard look into the background and detail of a joke huh?

Noice👌😎

Bravo, sir.

She wasn't doing it on this show.

It’s the fact that Jo is still doing an 80 year old bit that’s the problem.

I never found Diller funny, but Brand I do. Phyllis Diller had an awful habit of laughing at her own jokes in a very offputting way.

It’s only that it’s so predictable because she uses them so often. The elves have set up klaxons for her usual and customary husband jokes, so I think she’s learned to hold back a bit. As jokes go, by themselves, they’re not bad and, as you say, there’s a time honored tradition of husband jokes. But as a go-to joke it was getting pretty boring. Which is too bad, because she can be really funny.

@@RSidneyB Stephen: "What was the Great Disappointment?" Jo rings in. Jo: "Have you been speaking with my husband?" Millisecond pause, klaxon and title card. It's on the "quips and one-liners" video.

Lol

Wonder what a Scunthorpe fan would do...

@@kisbie It's annoying that Towcester doesn't have a sports team of note to make an obvious follow up joke.

@@TheBT I’m actually from Northants but never ever been to Towcester. They do have a racetrack of course…

@kisbie Ditto on both counts, I'm from the Wellingborough area originally so it's a fair old treck.

Did he mess it up?

@@jmz1736 No but he didn't get to deliver it properly as it was just tacked on to Joe's initial joke

It had the same set-up as Jo's. There was no need to retell the set-up as everyone had already heard it.

@@TheTruthKiwi He delivered the joke fine.

@@TheTruthKiwi Yeah, I've heard it done a lot better. Although it was the funnier joke.

This made me kinda sad.

LOL that's good!

this was just sad and not even a proper joke

Mom: "We just are! (Sigh) Now you're giving my the hump with these questions." BC: "Last one I promise pleeease?" Mom: (sighs again) "Fine last one." BC: "You see the human female over there with too much makeup and badly died hair?" Mom: "Yeah" BC: "Why does have a foot in her leggings?"

@@El6Magico6Arlequin6 try mine

apparently this is actually a thing :(

Nimble Slayer how dare a comedian have a bit that isn’t appealing to you.

@@keir92 tell her I want a written apology please.

Who do you think was the camel?

@@keir92 I mean it is a bit of a cheap bit. Part of the comedy with a joke like that is the repetition, but when you can basically see the joke coming it gets a bit blunt

Confirmation bias at its worst. I think in the last ~20 QI clips I've watched she only did a single husband joke and that was on the topic of "people who pretend to be married to someone they aren't" which she cleverly and appropriately turned around.

Looks like Irish for... a single vowel

No it didn't

Could you type it again in the original language, I just want to get the punchline

and .. ?

Maybe "lizard" is an insult for some sort of person? One who doesn't tend to pay their debts or is anti-government in some way? Or maybe "camel" is slang for some sort of person. If that's the case, I get it as a cute joke. Thanks for sharing! Made me smile & gave me a bit of a puzzle to think over :)

...kimmel?

Possibly: “How do you offer a camel a cup of tea...”

dara after every five words

Most of the funny jokes are quite old.

He was the camel

He was the soldier.

That is a very wise observation !

It's certainly the signature of a *JoJoke.*

@@markmayonnaise1163 Get out

Who do you think the young recruit was?

....? XD I think most people tend to rate a joke by how funny it is, as opposed to if the joke has any variables XD But you do you, breh

That'd work better with the correct word: camomile.

It has the Greek X (chi), so chamomile is correct

Hopefully not by a camel toe.

Ooops. I should have scrolled down; just made the same point. I can’t be bothered to delete it, but i can waste more time typing this. Cheers.

Yes, a rug you can have a good hump on, I believe.

Doesn't even make sense

Is that the one with two bricks?

@@ThatGeezer Yes!

What is it

@@justvin7214 Well, come on, out with it already. You've had hours to type it up!

@@307Yerbua Somebody has already posted it although someone else had to add the punchline.

"Isn't that awfully _painful?"_ "Only if you trap your thumbs."

For God's sake... Welcome to the outer fringes of culture. You'll enjoy it.

Have you ever seen a good looking camel? No? So why would you run to be first to choose?

Lost! 🐪🧊

@@echognomecal6742 👍😍