Indeed. Charlie Higson is brilliant.

That's because he's a quare.

Uhooo yuss!

Hmmm Yes indeed. Definitely quares

probably quare I mean looks like a quare and sounds like a quare so probably a quare

It certainly looks like

And sound like it.

Looks like a quare sounds like a quare and dislikes computer videos about quare then he's a probably a quare

Ooooh yes ☺️

What giant ears? 😉

Inspired by HRH Charlie

Don’t quares have big ears?

Absolutely brilliant

Probably 40,40, 45,45,45,45,45,40 years

Michael Heseltine has hair like a quare and wears flamboyant double-breasted suits like a quare.

But he's been married for about 40 yares, 45 yares, 40 yares, 45 yares...

Yes, he's married to Anne, who's a very attractive woman.

Its "billyo" you quare

Watching it now for the umpteenth time like a probable quare

@@starwarsroo2448 you probably look like a quare and sound like a quare and watch it like a quare, so probably a quare- Bunny

that's not the slightest bit quare

Probably a partmtime quare when your wife isnt looking and the cameras arent rolling.

Thats because you're probably a quare.

Widmerpool99 the eyes

It is hilarious! :D

Have to agree, pitch perfect. Charlie Higson is a fantastic comedian, pity he was overshadowed by Paul and Simon (who are both world class comic actors) on the Fast Show as he's excellent in his own right.

Lol, seconded. Perfect.

@@roberth1322 I don't think he was "overshadowed" as such, iirc he has stated that he was more interested in writing and being behind the camera than acting in front of it. Have you ever heard his old band The Higsons?

but a shot at what?!

Is that with a gun or his mutton musket? Quite frightening all the same.

@@goffthomas2554 Maybe they are talking about polo? or some other sport

As Python had it, "Up the bum with Rod & Gun!"

If you find that sort of thing funny, it may well be because you're a quare.

Gosh yes, I’d love that

these are almost therapeutic

Not a QUARE are you????

defiantly a possible quare

Absolutely no word of a lie, David Cameron has seen my boyfriend (an incorrigible quare) in the nude Story time: this was on the evening of the day that Cameron had announced his resignation as Prime Minister. My partner, a part time quare, had a girlfriend at the time who was from a rather wealthy rural Oxfordshire family. They were at her house doing exactly what you would expect when the girl's parents got home earlier than expected, with a dinner guest So my partner goes to the bathroom to piss. The door isn't locked. It opens. Stark bollock naked, they turn around... and see David Cameron staring back at them So about half an hour later there's my partner, very much not a Tory, is eating dinner across from David Cameron, on the most embarrassing day of Cameron's career, having just accidentally flashed him

@@OpreRoma you have somewhat belatedly won the internet for today with that anecdote !

@@brendandmcmunniii269 if the anecdote is worth anything, it is as evidence that Cameron is not a quare, for he was not happy with the sight of an unexpected cock and balls

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Probably a quare

@@Mike-yd1vh well, he sounds like a quare

@@Kris.G He DOES sound like a quare. Looks like quare. Sounds like a quare....

@@Mike-yd1vh If he looks like a quare and sounds like a quare, I should think he's probably a quare.

@@Kris.G I'll put him down as a full-time quare, then.

I want a version where it just goes round and round probably a quare...etc etc -> mmm yes probably but he is married of course -> * pause * -> even though he does look like a quare -> he does, doesn't he -> mmm yes mm probably a quare, mm, yes etc -> but he is, of course, married -> * pause * -> even though he does look like a quare [and so on]

Ooohh yeesss

It was ad libbed at some point, thats comedy, say stuff and then see if its funny, adjust and repeat

_"Preposterous?"_ That's just the kind of thing an incorrigible quare would say!

Totally agree..the Harry and Paul series was incredible

Cracks me up, glad im not the only one to notice it :)

Televishhhion

"Well he's on the televishhhuuun isnt he?" Ha ha :)

You are absolutely still allowed this stuff on TV. It isn't making fun of queer people, its having a go at posh gits. It's punching up, not down. Your inability to distinguish between tasteful jokes involving queer people, and jokes attacking queer people paints you as a bit insensitive.

Get a smart telly with youtube, ps you’re allowed to laugh at any jokes that please you.

Perfect comment. It just is.

Probably off quaring about like billy-oh all over the place.

@@mikeuk4130 quaring away with St. Peter

stephen noonan well, I certainly have the hair of a quare....

stephen noonan Fine! Mind you, I am married.....

stephen noonan Well.....if Bunny's married and he's a quare....? Yes, so, this Stewart person...he has the hair of a quare. He probably sounds like a quare although we haven't actually Heard him. He's married and Bunny's married and Bunny's a quare....so I should put him down as a "closet quare" - is there such a thing?

Stewart Nicol ................ *frightful* quare

@@dr.2335Now listen... if I may interject.....if one of the pare of you is married and looks like a quare and the other sounds like a quare but isn't married and is probably a quare I dare say Bunny who is a definite quare would conclude that probably the pare of you are definitely quare.

You quare!

That part got me, badly 😂

And they looks like they do

A rank homosexual! We call em bandits!

He seems to have been the last to realise.

A quare, but stunning and brave.

@@decam5329 , He should have came out in the days when being quare was not socially accepted,Then he could have some credibility. He waited until no one cares wether he is quare or anything fckn else , Deffinately NOT brave, total wanka

@Judge Preston it was ment ironically. Should have used a 🙄 for morons I guess.

He must be, he has Covid-19. Doesn't sound like a quare on the wireless, however.

Not had much experience with the elders of the British "establishment", I take it?!

This is a taste of the conversations in mens clubs of the upper classes

We all know poeple like the Bucket woman, and these chaps

he's actually a quare 😂 so funny

@@ayyleeuz4892 genius.

Brits and Irish are the true comedians of the world

They don't do comedy like this in Bididdlyboing Odawidaho

I dare say they're a bunch of quares.

@@guyledouche4918 They seem very happy to quare away like billio

@@Kaustich Well I don't have a picture of any Americans at hand, but I shall make a mental note that they're probable quares.

I always thought his name was "Barney"!

I shall put you down as a probable quare

😂

Funny of you to pick up on the ‘Roberts radio reference’ Robert. I’ve no doubt that’s because you’re probably a Quare. Please post a picture of both your hair and your clothes, to confirm it.

Bet you’re married too ?🤣

And he should know, he quares away like billyo.

Besides copy-write infringement, why would this be removed? Your comment suggests to me that you didn't understand the joke in the sketches, so let me explain for you. The joke isn't "haha this person might be gay", the joke is actually "haha look at these silly old fossils speculating on who might be gay, isn't homophobia silly". In my opinion, the joke is obvious, but to those who try to find "things that might offend snowflakes", it may go over their heads.

@@gregoryclark8217 that's not the joke either...but youre both quares. I shall make a note that you're both definite quares.

I dieded twice.

Quare

Michael Gove is actually a quare 😂 so funny

They couldn’t have done a better job

me dear, quare dear, oh no dear.

It’s the catholic republicans who are quaring away when ian Paisley isn’t looking with the little boys just like the pope

@@tomvandaalen273 You must be a frightfully old quare to remember Ian paisley.

@@tomvandaalen273 Tom, to be fair to Big Ian, he hasn't looked at much in a while. Unless you mean his son, and he's probably in Sri Lanka, where he can't see any Catholics at all. Anne Heseltine's a very attractive woman, isn't she?

Robert H they’re all frightful old quares and that’s the problem, they’ve never heard of any of the frightful young quares

@@tomvandaalen273 I think the Frightful Young Quares' second album, "Quaring for Britain" suffered from Second Album Syndrome. Pity, as their first was so quaringly good. To be honest even the title was a bit try-hard, no wonder it was a failure. I think three of the members, guitar, bass and drums, went on to form Blossoms, so at least a happy ending ensued. The singer, a jumped-up country boy, is in LA now, and is an embittered racist.

What brought me here was someone using it as a voice over recently for footage of Rees 'Cheaper food, clothing & Footwear' Mogg, the frightful Quare speaking in the commons

True. Cancel culture is rife!

Why wouldn't they? Queer people aren't the butt of the joke, and anyone who thinks they are is a moron. The butt of the joke is the old homophobes. Actually, with the way the BBC is going these days, sucking up to the Tory government, they may not allow stuff like this to be broadcast, as it paints old Tories in a bad way.

BBC are quares

I mean, it looks quare and sounds quare.

Tototl Grgavitic 😂😂 that’s why everything was a ‘mess’...

This could absolutely be made these days. Do you want to know why? It's because queer people aren't the butt of the joke. The joke punches up at posh old men, rater than punching down on queer people.

​@@gregoryclark8217I'm queer as hell and find this sketch hilarious. The fact they get Elton John wrong shows it's a knowingly made sketch.

You hear it in the voices of some of the Just Stop Oil protestors. "pahr" = 'power', for example.