Harry and Paul - Queer - Michael Heseltine - 'Quare'

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13 жыл бұрын

Harry and Paul 2010 - Quare - Michael Heseltine

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@heathcotepursuit8
@heathcotepursuit8 3 жыл бұрын
I expect "probable part time quare" will be an option on the next census.
@chrisc5275
@chrisc5275 Жыл бұрын
An option on the next census and compulsory for the one after!
@jeffstone2136
@jeffstone2136 Жыл бұрын
Stevie Wonder's hit single 'Part Time Quare' was probably inspired by this.
@eamonahern7495
@eamonahern7495 11 ай бұрын
Lol! 😂
@stormbringerseven8288
@stormbringerseven8288 6 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@EpicShinyLapras
@EpicShinyLapras 11 жыл бұрын
The best one by far. Bunny's smile after "incorrigible old queer" is priceless.
@kaiserswaghelmii9361
@kaiserswaghelmii9361 2 жыл бұрын
@@andymerrett Well if it sounds like a word, it looks like a word and it's on televishhhhun, then I'd suspect that it's probably a frightful old word.
@Tim091
@Tim091 Жыл бұрын
Wouldn't get away with this on TV now just 13 years later!
@Mr.BednaR
@Mr.BednaR 3 жыл бұрын
"That would militate somewhat against him being a queer" what a sentence. God-tier gold.
@davebellamy4867
@davebellamy4867 10 ай бұрын
I would have thought they would have said "mitigate" but "militate" maybe fits. They could both be used. "Being a good shot could militate or mitigate somewhat against his being a quare."
@vtr0104
@vtr0104 2 жыл бұрын
My favourite part watching this is that they're never offensive to Bunny, they're all just friends and he's just the more knowledgeable one about these matters.
@TheHorseOutside
@TheHorseOutside 2 жыл бұрын
Token gay but he's actually respected
@jonb5974
@jonb5974 Жыл бұрын
They do call him a stupid old queer but you can tell it's with love
@davebellamy4867
@davebellamy4867 10 ай бұрын
Oh they were pretty cruel in the Angela Merkel sketch.
@markhartfield8186
@markhartfield8186 2 ай бұрын
So many part timers in parliament. Even now. 😂
@Eatcrow
@Eatcrow 3 жыл бұрын
The old men’s big ears is fucking genius 😯
@StewartNicolasBILLYCONNOLLY
@StewartNicolasBILLYCONNOLLY 9 жыл бұрын
Paul Whitehouse...one of the greatest comedy talents of the last hundred years!
@jez4969
@jez4969 7 жыл бұрын
couldn't do it without whitehouse.
@Viartis
@Viartis 7 жыл бұрын
It's true that Housey is a great comedy talent - but he's very probably quare.
@Viartis
@Viartis 7 жыл бұрын
It's always nice to see Enfield and Housey together on television. It's good to see an openly quare couple doing so well.
@starwarsroo2448
@starwarsroo2448 4 жыл бұрын
They're both absolutely hilarious and really good actors who
@simonatford1
@simonatford1 4 жыл бұрын
Certainly in the last 40,45 years anyway
@louiewilliams3703
@louiewilliams3703 26 күн бұрын
“He’s an extremely good shot” The fear in their eyes! 😂😂😂 Comedy gold
@legioncharlie1476
@legioncharlie1476 Жыл бұрын
“I don’t think I shall sleep at all tonight!” Priceless!
@marshalllucky
@marshalllucky 5 жыл бұрын
Enfield and Whitehouse are the greatest comedy double act ever !
@jeffstone2136
@jeffstone2136 Жыл бұрын
That chap Boris Johnson...do you think he's a quare? He has the hair of a quare.
@mark-j-adderley
@mark-j-adderley 3 жыл бұрын
As a kwear myself, I find this highly offensive, I think. I might have to ask Bunny. BUNNY ?!
@PetroicaRodinogaster264
@PetroicaRodinogaster264 3 жыл бұрын
Mark Adderley You might be only a part timer.
@Captain_Rhodes
@Captain_Rhodes 10 жыл бұрын
when they mark the newspapers in red it just cracks me up
@Viartis
@Viartis 6 жыл бұрын
It's always good to see Harry and Paul on television. It's nice to see an openly quare couple doing so well.
@Kris.G
@Kris.G 3 жыл бұрын
They probably quare together when cameras aren't shooting and wives aren't looking like a couple of probable quares.
@drewyStyla
@drewyStyla 2 жыл бұрын
Harry & Paul have been Quare together for forty to forty-five years..
@TheWardagh
@TheWardagh Жыл бұрын
@@drewyStyla 😂😂😂
@AlexandraStarr1974
@AlexandraStarr1974 7 жыл бұрын
Bring back this sort of telly, ill start watching it again =)
@johndrover6005
@johndrover6005 4 жыл бұрын
Never gets old and goes under the PC radar! 👊🏼
@missydee6085
@missydee6085 3 жыл бұрын
It sounds like you don't understand satire. Are you a quare?
@samshorto5433
@samshorto5433 2 жыл бұрын
You know this is taking the piss out of posh old gits gossiping about irrelevance and not at all about quares, don't you?
@brunomarseille7357
@brunomarseille7357 6 жыл бұрын
*OH YES, I'M AN INCORRIGIBLE OLD QUAAAREEEE...*
@janruudschutrups9382
@janruudschutrups9382 4 жыл бұрын
A frightful quaaare even!
@krisscanlon4051
@krisscanlon4051 4 жыл бұрын
I cry everytime he says "however" it cracks me up every time ...never fails LOL probably my favorite one of the lot!
@krisscanlon4051
@krisscanlon4051 28 күн бұрын
9 out of 10 ppl wear florid dbl breasted suits 😂
@Keeleysound
@Keeleysound 3 жыл бұрын
Whoever uploaded this is probably a quare. Since watching it I myself have realised I'm a frightful quare and now I'm quare-ing away like Billyo.
@pattayalob
@pattayalob 12 жыл бұрын
I wish that "they" would put these gems on again. It's ages since Harry and Paul have been on the telly.
@mikeboosh8776
@mikeboosh8776 3 жыл бұрын
They had a hissy fit about Little Britain, imagine the outrage about 2 elderly upper class white men deciding who is or isn't quare... The quares would go ballistic.
@AthelstanEngland
@AthelstanEngland 2 жыл бұрын
Love the fact they don't care at all if he is a qware, but just want to know if he is indeed a qware or not.
@tommiatkins3443
@tommiatkins3443 11 күн бұрын
Who would have thought Hestletine would be almost the last decent Tory? Absolutely jaw dropping.
@UCHOOZEfreeForever
@UCHOOZEfreeForever 11 жыл бұрын
Yes, the little cameos from Charlie Higson in these "Is he a Quare" sketches really are the icing on the cake of two brilliant central performances by Harry & Paul, aren't they? I liked his comment: "Perhaps Hislop and Attenborough quare away together when the cameras aren't rolling" lol
@Hassankazemi.1996
@Hassankazemi.1996 4 жыл бұрын
Dislikes are from quares.
@Mysterywhiteboy78
@Mysterywhiteboy78 7 жыл бұрын
Johnny Depp once said Whitehouse was the best actor he had ever seen :)
@chrisbirch4150
@chrisbirch4150 6 жыл бұрын
changed his mind once he saw Charlie Higson's performance as Bunnie :)
@georgepadgett
@georgepadgett 4 жыл бұрын
Johnny Depp gets abused by a stupid Hollywood actress so I don't think his opinion is worth jackshit
@starwarsroo2448
@starwarsroo2448 3 жыл бұрын
Johnny Depp is on television
@paperchain1239
@paperchain1239 3 жыл бұрын
Jonny Depp is a very clever one.
@mikeboosh8776
@mikeboosh8776 3 жыл бұрын
Johnny Depp looks like a quare, dresses like a quare, wears his hare like a quare, and has (had) a very attractive wife. He's also on the television. Draw your own conclusions.
@CubeCyclone
@CubeCyclone 13 жыл бұрын
"...Does your wife mind you quaring away ?"
@danielw5850
@danielw5850 Жыл бұрын
The only man I knew of, called Bunny was N.M. "Bunny" Roger (1911-1997) and he was indeed a "Quare" and like many, did his bit in WW2. In Normandy (1944) there were reports of him leading his Rifle Company in the attack, with a green chiffon scarf around his neck; when later asked about the war, he once replied, "My dear, the people, the noise!" :)
@Davemurray2880isaindian
@Davemurray2880isaindian Жыл бұрын
Who's bit did he do?
@jeffstone2136
@jeffstone2136 Жыл бұрын
He can't have been a quare, old chap; he was a very good shot.
@peterfireflylund
@peterfireflylund 11 ай бұрын
Hope he didn't do his bit in.
@guyledouche4102
@guyledouche4102 9 ай бұрын
Did his wife mind him quaring away?
@suearengo6839
@suearengo6839 4 жыл бұрын
Stunning...so good!!!
@aarandir
@aarandir 13 жыл бұрын
On Facebook I repeated this sketch in text about a lecturer in my university. Now my university is up in arms about why I did this. They have no sense of humour and are planning disciplinary action against me. Imagine if Michael Heseltine sued the BBC for broadcasting this show, it would make him look like a right humourless cow. Like the humourless cows at my uni. Bastards.
@guitarmike1125
@guitarmike1125 6 жыл бұрын
A sign of the times.
@stevefranklin9176
@stevefranklin9176 4 жыл бұрын
They're probably quare
@thecrow7
@thecrow7 3 жыл бұрын
university's are the breading ground of malcontent.. and the liberal left time for a clear out..
@slooob23
@slooob23 3 жыл бұрын
Your university sounds like a quare
@PetroicaRodinogaster264
@PetroicaRodinogaster264 3 жыл бұрын
steve Apperley I think you mean ' breeding' ....breading is an entirely different thing.
@robwilde855
@robwilde855 3 жыл бұрын
Just perfection!
@ChrisM541
@ChrisM541 Жыл бұрын
Quaring away like billy-oh. What will you do in your old age?
@danielwilliamson6180
@danielwilliamson6180 Жыл бұрын
Paul Whitehouse doing his best King Charles impersonation.
@sandsideapache
@sandsideapache 4 жыл бұрын
This is one of the first adverts I have never 'skipped. '
@tobychelton
@tobychelton 13 жыл бұрын
love it!
@treemctree
@treemctree 13 жыл бұрын
So good!
@MrThisistooeasy
@MrThisistooeasy 11 жыл бұрын
no she's happy to let me queer away like billio
@simonatford1
@simonatford1 7 жыл бұрын
Does he store all the newspapers after he has written on them? Forming a sort of archive of who is and isn't a quare?
@mattdavies7398
@mattdavies7398 7 жыл бұрын
Probably a quare.
@Lairdyful
@Lairdyful 6 жыл бұрын
yes he's been storing them for 40-45 years
@starwarsroo2448
@starwarsroo2448 6 жыл бұрын
Lairdyful i don't know what'w funnier that skiit or this
@TheStainlessSteelRat
@TheStainlessSteelRat 6 жыл бұрын
I expect it is not his newspaper but The Club's and therefore would be archived by The Club.
@starwarsroo2448
@starwarsroo2448 6 жыл бұрын
Paul Moss one of them is the Telegraph
@JasonJason210
@JasonJason210 6 жыл бұрын
Lol - their ears!
@markhartfield8186
@markhartfield8186 2 ай бұрын
Love the old man ears😂
@thewilk8556
@thewilk8556 Ай бұрын
Probably a quare
@stewartnicol3028
@stewartnicol3028 3 жыл бұрын
"He is an extremely good shot....." How confusing.
@AtlasFox
@AtlasFox 4 жыл бұрын
"excellent" at the end
@adrianh332
@adrianh332 Жыл бұрын
You'd never get away with this type of comedy these days unfortunately.
@DavidLS1
@DavidLS1 Жыл бұрын
Because of the big ears?
@calum769
@calum769 13 жыл бұрын
@wakofish "that would millitate somewhat against him being a quare" lmao, best sketch on the show, just in front of dragons den :)
@vardellsfolly5200
@vardellsfolly5200 2 жыл бұрын
Ιmagine if Paul was Bilbo Baggins, Harry being Gandalf the Grey and Charlie as Tom Bombadil. Exactly this scene, in Shire, talking about quares.
@Thebecoolchannel
@Thebecoolchannel 3 жыл бұрын
LOVE THIS. Part time quare. hahahaha!!!
@TheCrusaderRabbits
@TheCrusaderRabbits 3 жыл бұрын
What did I just watch
@tomkent4656
@tomkent4656 3 жыл бұрын
A very funny sketch.
@blagojelukic
@blagojelukic 2 жыл бұрын
Netflix pls do something and bring this 2 again together..BBC is xxxxxed up
@zenzombie72
@zenzombie72 13 жыл бұрын
So glad Harry gave back Charlie his job.
@0gami1tto
@0gami1tto 3 жыл бұрын
This ain’t mocking homosexuals, it’s mocking homophobes. You’d have to be thick not to get that. They’re arguing over whether his shoes or him being a good shot make him a “quare.”
@dolanddrumpf6344
@dolanddrumpf6344 2 жыл бұрын
Can we just enjoy the sketch without having an argument whether something is offensive. Like we did ten years ago when people were less sensitive about everything.
@hermanthetosser4219
@hermanthetosser4219 2 жыл бұрын
Frightful quare
@fintonmainz7845
@fintonmainz7845 Жыл бұрын
It's not mocking homophobes you quare.
@PeterWoodstorrechianca
@PeterWoodstorrechianca 10 жыл бұрын
many a true word spoken in jest
@Andrew-yb1uv
@Andrew-yb1uv 2 жыл бұрын
He's the hair of a quare.
@christinagreaves7932
@christinagreaves7932 5 ай бұрын
Lovvvvvvvvvve😂😂😂😂
@JohnnyDeathKy
@JohnnyDeathKy 12 жыл бұрын
QUARE!
@Kris.G
@Kris.G 7 жыл бұрын
I just discovered that Bunny is one of the guys from "Loadsamoney" song.
@WilliamSmith-mx6ze
@WilliamSmith-mx6ze 9 ай бұрын
He ties his Guards tie like a quare.
@UCHOOZEfreeForever
@UCHOOZEfreeForever 11 жыл бұрын
LOOKS like a quare, SOUNDS like a quare. Put him down as a probable quare, yes.[could go on forever this bit lol]
@alanwitton5039
@alanwitton5039 6 жыл бұрын
Lmfao! Great comedy
@the_katman2181
@the_katman2181 4 жыл бұрын
Bunny!
@saa82vik
@saa82vik 3 жыл бұрын
31 definitely probable queares.
@imagecollections6665
@imagecollections6665 3 жыл бұрын
Isn't it sad that this would not get on tv nowadays?
@1258-Eckhart
@1258-Eckhart 2 жыл бұрын
No, because I haven't got one.
@thewilk8556
@thewilk8556 Ай бұрын
Hair of a quare
@YodaTalksCrap
@YodaTalksCrap 11 жыл бұрын
Well he looks like a quare, and he sounds like a frightful quare......
@Payne..
@Payne.. 7 ай бұрын
"Im an encourageable old quare"
@robotatomico83
@robotatomico83 4 ай бұрын
Quare away like Billy-o
@73dlb
@73dlb Жыл бұрын
“Excellent”😂
@googoogjoobgoogoogjoob
@googoogjoobgoogoogjoob 4 ай бұрын
I do wish probable part-time quares would stop muddying the water by being good shots. Good grief man, we need some certainties in today's confusing world.
@andyfourme4
@andyfourme4 10 жыл бұрын
When Brendan Behan wrote his play The Quare Fellow, was he ahead of his time?
@stevebinning977
@stevebinning977 3 жыл бұрын
If he wrote a play called the Quare Fellow he's probably a quare.
@williamclutterbuck6383
@williamclutterbuck6383 3 жыл бұрын
@@stevebinning977 .....of course, when Behan wrote the 'The Quare Fellow', [ 'quare' being the Irish pronunciation of "queer" ] Quare meant 'Strange' or 'Odd' in the colloquial Irish at the time, and not at all a sexual reference,. The play was about the eponymous "Quare" fellow [ who, like Godot, never actually appeared in the play ] but was a prisoner in the condemned cell next door to the main protagonist in the play, who referred to the condemned man throughout as ' De Quare Fella '......In previous times to this [ The Quare Fellow was first staged in the 1950's ] when I was growing up, "Queer" simply meant being 'not feeling well' in the English vernacular of the time; in much the same way as "Gay" simply meant feeling 'happy'....so yes, if he's referred to as a quare, he's probably a quare...so I'll put him down almost certainly as a probably happy quare
@stevebinning977
@stevebinning977 3 жыл бұрын
As someone pointed out Bozo the PM went to Eton so is probably a quare but as he has shagged about for years and left countless sprogs all over the place he is very likely to be a part time quare.
@stuartainsworth3461
@stuartainsworth3461 2 жыл бұрын
He may well be an Ex Quare
@mothman411
@mothman411 11 жыл бұрын
Bunny the quare hare lol
@gan9e
@gan9e 11 жыл бұрын
Well... if he sounds like a quare and looks like a quare... I'm going to put down... probable quare...
@alanwitton5039
@alanwitton5039 5 жыл бұрын
Hilarious
@richardhawkins4621
@richardhawkins4621 2 ай бұрын
I like the fact that they have massive ears😅
@waynestuntface
@waynestuntface 10 жыл бұрын
Its not bilio, its Billyo.. as in 'she goes like the billyo' in other words, like hell, very well, very fast, with enthusiasm etc etc
@nmaddog4689
@nmaddog4689 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for putting that into context, the difference in language and culture can need explaining. Funny, 8 years ago. Can you define grinder? 😂
@nsrlegaltech
@nsrlegaltech 10 ай бұрын
To to confusing. Indeed!
@speakerdestroyer425
@speakerdestroyer425 11 жыл бұрын
Three people are 'quares'
@MegaMonkey1013
@MegaMonkey1013 11 жыл бұрын
Im a part time quare
@vincentreynolds2127
@vincentreynolds2127 5 жыл бұрын
Bunny.
@hexonatapeloop
@hexonatapeloop 11 жыл бұрын
Can anyone upload the Harry Redknapp one?
@ItsANiceDaySometimes
@ItsANiceDaySometimes 5 ай бұрын
However, he is an extremely good shot. And that would militate somewhat against him being a quare.
@loucipher67
@loucipher67 11 ай бұрын
today
@richardblight1658
@richardblight1658 Ай бұрын
I used to rejoice in my florid double-breasted suits, and I can't hit a barn door from 10 paces. So....😊
@gan9e
@gan9e 11 жыл бұрын
Jack Whitehall... is he a quare?
@TomEasten
@TomEasten 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, I should think he's probably a quare.
@alanwitton5980
@alanwitton5980 3 жыл бұрын
A part time quare lmfao 🤣🤣
@garywallace5602
@garywallace5602 Жыл бұрын
"He eats pizza with a knife and fork, like a queer." "He drinks alcopops through a straw, like a queer." "He takes it up the bottom, like a queer." "I'll put him down as a confirmed uphill gardening queer!"
@clivebaxter6354
@clivebaxter6354 Жыл бұрын
Do you know who I mean by Charles Windsor?
@keeperofthecheese
@keeperofthecheese Жыл бұрын
Whitehouses growl XD
@Londonfogey
@Londonfogey 5 жыл бұрын
Shouldn't this be banned for Quarophobia?
@diffusiventity
@diffusiventity 12 жыл бұрын
probably part time quair
@adamweishaupt2846
@adamweishaupt2846 6 жыл бұрын
Paul Whitehouse looks identical to the religious twat Pat Robertson.
@yosufunis
@yosufunis 12 жыл бұрын
Is Portillo a quare?
@stevebinning977
@stevebinning977 3 жыл бұрын
He wears pink trousers and went to Harrow and quared away like Billy oh when he was at University so I should say so.
@ospreybird
@ospreybird 3 жыл бұрын
:-)
@nigelbenton880
@nigelbenton880 4 жыл бұрын
there actually are people like this
@tomasinacovell4293
@tomasinacovell4293 4 жыл бұрын
Who was or what was the reference to "Billeo", I don't know the proper spelling or language?
@KonoShunkan
@KonoShunkan 4 жыл бұрын
It doesn't refer to a person. It's just a variation of phrases such as "like mad", "like crazy", "like hell" (another one is "like nobody's business", which is a good one). Usual spelling is Billy-O, but there are others. It's from the late 1800s, and probably originated in Australia.
@tomasinacovell4293
@tomasinacovell4293 4 жыл бұрын
@@KonoShunkan OMG, thanks heeps, mate! :)
@KonoShunkan
@KonoShunkan 4 жыл бұрын
@@tomasinacovell4293 You're welcome! It was a good question.
@tomkent4656
@tomkent4656 3 жыл бұрын
Could be a reference to the Devil.
@msimms-lp5qw
@msimms-lp5qw 2 ай бұрын
Always thought it meant doing something often and quickly, like a quare would
@albertbrammer9263
@albertbrammer9263 Жыл бұрын
Never get these sketches.
@shotlikka
@shotlikka 3 жыл бұрын
I feel like im watching the hobbit
@Doca
@Doca 11 жыл бұрын
Frightful quares.
@anonymoushuman8962
@anonymoushuman8962 2 жыл бұрын
Quare lol
@hermanthetosser4219
@hermanthetosser4219 2 жыл бұрын
Bunny the Quare
@shmookins
@shmookins 6 жыл бұрын
I would shave a cardiomyopathic lentiginosis porcupine to get into this club.
@eppiehemsley6556
@eppiehemsley6556 6 жыл бұрын
I suppose that makes you a... Quare.
@shmookins
@shmookins 6 жыл бұрын
Well, I do look like a quare, and I sound like a quare, and I have an attractive wife like Bunny and he's a quare.
@Minotauro_di_Chieti
@Minotauro_di_Chieti 3 жыл бұрын
@@shmookins Excellent! 👌
@PapaBrejj
@PapaBrejj 3 жыл бұрын
Problehaqware.
@stephenjeffrey9734
@stephenjeffrey9734 4 жыл бұрын
Is this banned yet ? ..
Quare
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