I expect "probable part time quare" will be an option on the next census.
@chrisc5275 Жыл бұрын
An option on the next census and compulsory for the one after!
@jeffstone2136 Жыл бұрын
Stevie Wonder's hit single 'Part Time Quare' was probably inspired by this.
@eamonahern749511 ай бұрын
Lol! 😂
@stormbringerseven82886 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@EpicShinyLapras11 жыл бұрын
The best one by far. Bunny's smile after "incorrigible old queer" is priceless.
@kaiserswaghelmii93612 жыл бұрын
@@andymerrett Well if it sounds like a word, it looks like a word and it's on televishhhhun, then I'd suspect that it's probably a frightful old word.
@Tim091 Жыл бұрын
Wouldn't get away with this on TV now just 13 years later!
@Mr.BednaR3 жыл бұрын
"That would militate somewhat against him being a queer" what a sentence. God-tier gold.
@davebellamy486710 ай бұрын
I would have thought they would have said "mitigate" but "militate" maybe fits. They could both be used. "Being a good shot could militate or mitigate somewhat against his being a quare."
@vtr01042 жыл бұрын
My favourite part watching this is that they're never offensive to Bunny, they're all just friends and he's just the more knowledgeable one about these matters.
@TheHorseOutside2 жыл бұрын
Token gay but he's actually respected
@jonb5974 Жыл бұрын
They do call him a stupid old queer but you can tell it's with love
@davebellamy486710 ай бұрын
Oh they were pretty cruel in the Angela Merkel sketch.
@markhartfield81862 ай бұрын
So many part timers in parliament. Even now. 😂
@Eatcrow3 жыл бұрын
The old men’s big ears is fucking genius 😯
@StewartNicolasBILLYCONNOLLY9 жыл бұрын
Paul Whitehouse...one of the greatest comedy talents of the last hundred years!
@jez49697 жыл бұрын
couldn't do it without whitehouse.
@Viartis7 жыл бұрын
It's true that Housey is a great comedy talent - but he's very probably quare.
@Viartis7 жыл бұрын
It's always nice to see Enfield and Housey together on television. It's good to see an openly quare couple doing so well.
@starwarsroo24484 жыл бұрын
They're both absolutely hilarious and really good actors who
@simonatford14 жыл бұрын
Certainly in the last 40,45 years anyway
@louiewilliams370326 күн бұрын
“He’s an extremely good shot” The fear in their eyes! 😂😂😂 Comedy gold
@legioncharlie1476 Жыл бұрын
“I don’t think I shall sleep at all tonight!” Priceless!
@marshalllucky5 жыл бұрын
Enfield and Whitehouse are the greatest comedy double act ever !
@jeffstone2136 Жыл бұрын
That chap Boris Johnson...do you think he's a quare? He has the hair of a quare.
@mark-j-adderley3 жыл бұрын
As a kwear myself, I find this highly offensive, I think. I might have to ask Bunny. BUNNY ?!
@PetroicaRodinogaster2643 жыл бұрын
Mark Adderley You might be only a part timer.
@Captain_Rhodes10 жыл бұрын
when they mark the newspapers in red it just cracks me up
@Viartis6 жыл бұрын
It's always good to see Harry and Paul on television. It's nice to see an openly quare couple doing so well.
@Kris.G3 жыл бұрын
They probably quare together when cameras aren't shooting and wives aren't looking like a couple of probable quares.
@drewyStyla2 жыл бұрын
Harry & Paul have been Quare together for forty to forty-five years..
@TheWardagh Жыл бұрын
@@drewyStyla 😂😂😂
@AlexandraStarr19747 жыл бұрын
Bring back this sort of telly, ill start watching it again =)
@johndrover60054 жыл бұрын
Never gets old and goes under the PC radar! 👊🏼
@missydee60853 жыл бұрын
It sounds like you don't understand satire. Are you a quare?
@samshorto54332 жыл бұрын
You know this is taking the piss out of posh old gits gossiping about irrelevance and not at all about quares, don't you?
@brunomarseille73576 жыл бұрын
*OH YES, I'M AN INCORRIGIBLE OLD QUAAAREEEE...*
@janruudschutrups93824 жыл бұрын
A frightful quaaare even!
@krisscanlon40514 жыл бұрын
I cry everytime he says "however" it cracks me up every time ...never fails LOL probably my favorite one of the lot!
@krisscanlon405128 күн бұрын
9 out of 10 ppl wear florid dbl breasted suits 😂
@Keeleysound3 жыл бұрын
Whoever uploaded this is probably a quare. Since watching it I myself have realised I'm a frightful quare and now I'm quare-ing away like Billyo.
@pattayalob12 жыл бұрын
I wish that "they" would put these gems on again. It's ages since Harry and Paul have been on the telly.
@mikeboosh87763 жыл бұрын
They had a hissy fit about Little Britain, imagine the outrage about 2 elderly upper class white men deciding who is or isn't quare... The quares would go ballistic.
@AthelstanEngland2 жыл бұрын
Love the fact they don't care at all if he is a qware, but just want to know if he is indeed a qware or not.
@tommiatkins344311 күн бұрын
Who would have thought Hestletine would be almost the last decent Tory? Absolutely jaw dropping.
@UCHOOZEfreeForever11 жыл бұрын
Yes, the little cameos from Charlie Higson in these "Is he a Quare" sketches really are the icing on the cake of two brilliant central performances by Harry & Paul, aren't they? I liked his comment: "Perhaps Hislop and Attenborough quare away together when the cameras aren't rolling" lol
@Hassankazemi.19964 жыл бұрын
Dislikes are from quares.
@Mysterywhiteboy787 жыл бұрын
Johnny Depp once said Whitehouse was the best actor he had ever seen :)
@chrisbirch41506 жыл бұрын
changed his mind once he saw Charlie Higson's performance as Bunnie :)
@georgepadgett4 жыл бұрын
Johnny Depp gets abused by a stupid Hollywood actress so I don't think his opinion is worth jackshit
@starwarsroo24483 жыл бұрын
Johnny Depp is on television
@paperchain12393 жыл бұрын
Jonny Depp is a very clever one.
@mikeboosh87763 жыл бұрын
Johnny Depp looks like a quare, dresses like a quare, wears his hare like a quare, and has (had) a very attractive wife. He's also on the television. Draw your own conclusions.
@CubeCyclone13 жыл бұрын
"...Does your wife mind you quaring away ?"
@danielw5850 Жыл бұрын
The only man I knew of, called Bunny was N.M. "Bunny" Roger (1911-1997) and he was indeed a "Quare" and like many, did his bit in WW2. In Normandy (1944) there were reports of him leading his Rifle Company in the attack, with a green chiffon scarf around his neck; when later asked about the war, he once replied, "My dear, the people, the noise!" :)
@Davemurray2880isaindian Жыл бұрын
Who's bit did he do?
@jeffstone2136 Жыл бұрын
He can't have been a quare, old chap; he was a very good shot.
@peterfireflylund11 ай бұрын
Hope he didn't do his bit in.
@guyledouche41029 ай бұрын
Did his wife mind him quaring away?
@suearengo68394 жыл бұрын
Stunning...so good!!!
@aarandir13 жыл бұрын
On Facebook I repeated this sketch in text about a lecturer in my university. Now my university is up in arms about why I did this. They have no sense of humour and are planning disciplinary action against me. Imagine if Michael Heseltine sued the BBC for broadcasting this show, it would make him look like a right humourless cow. Like the humourless cows at my uni. Bastards.
@guitarmike11256 жыл бұрын
A sign of the times.
@stevefranklin91764 жыл бұрын
They're probably quare
@thecrow73 жыл бұрын
university's are the breading ground of malcontent.. and the liberal left time for a clear out..
@slooob233 жыл бұрын
Your university sounds like a quare
@PetroicaRodinogaster2643 жыл бұрын
steve Apperley I think you mean ' breeding' ....breading is an entirely different thing.
@robwilde8553 жыл бұрын
Just perfection!
@ChrisM541 Жыл бұрын
Quaring away like billy-oh. What will you do in your old age?
@danielwilliamson6180 Жыл бұрын
Paul Whitehouse doing his best King Charles impersonation.
@sandsideapache4 жыл бұрын
This is one of the first adverts I have never 'skipped. '
@tobychelton13 жыл бұрын
love it!
@treemctree13 жыл бұрын
So good!
@MrThisistooeasy11 жыл бұрын
no she's happy to let me queer away like billio
@simonatford17 жыл бұрын
Does he store all the newspapers after he has written on them? Forming a sort of archive of who is and isn't a quare?
@mattdavies73987 жыл бұрын
Probably a quare.
@Lairdyful6 жыл бұрын
yes he's been storing them for 40-45 years
@starwarsroo24486 жыл бұрын
Lairdyful i don't know what'w funnier that skiit or this
@TheStainlessSteelRat6 жыл бұрын
I expect it is not his newspaper but The Club's and therefore would be archived by The Club.
@starwarsroo24486 жыл бұрын
Paul Moss one of them is the Telegraph
@JasonJason2106 жыл бұрын
Lol - their ears!
@markhartfield81862 ай бұрын
Love the old man ears😂
@thewilk8556Ай бұрын
Probably a quare
@stewartnicol30283 жыл бұрын
"He is an extremely good shot....." How confusing.
@AtlasFox4 жыл бұрын
"excellent" at the end
@adrianh332 Жыл бұрын
You'd never get away with this type of comedy these days unfortunately.
@DavidLS1 Жыл бұрын
Because of the big ears?
@calum76913 жыл бұрын
@wakofish "that would millitate somewhat against him being a quare" lmao, best sketch on the show, just in front of dragons den :)
@vardellsfolly52002 жыл бұрын
Ιmagine if Paul was Bilbo Baggins, Harry being Gandalf the Grey and Charlie as Tom Bombadil. Exactly this scene, in Shire, talking about quares.
@Thebecoolchannel3 жыл бұрын
LOVE THIS. Part time quare. hahahaha!!!
@TheCrusaderRabbits3 жыл бұрын
What did I just watch
@tomkent46563 жыл бұрын
A very funny sketch.
@blagojelukic2 жыл бұрын
Netflix pls do something and bring this 2 again together..BBC is xxxxxed up
@zenzombie7213 жыл бұрын
So glad Harry gave back Charlie his job.
@0gami1tto3 жыл бұрын
This ain’t mocking homosexuals, it’s mocking homophobes. You’d have to be thick not to get that. They’re arguing over whether his shoes or him being a good shot make him a “quare.”
@dolanddrumpf63442 жыл бұрын
Can we just enjoy the sketch without having an argument whether something is offensive. Like we did ten years ago when people were less sensitive about everything.
@hermanthetosser42192 жыл бұрын
Frightful quare
@fintonmainz7845 Жыл бұрын
It's not mocking homophobes you quare.
@PeterWoodstorrechianca10 жыл бұрын
many a true word spoken in jest
@Andrew-yb1uv2 жыл бұрын
He's the hair of a quare.
@christinagreaves79325 ай бұрын
Lovvvvvvvvvve😂😂😂😂
@JohnnyDeathKy12 жыл бұрын
QUARE!
@Kris.G7 жыл бұрын
I just discovered that Bunny is one of the guys from "Loadsamoney" song.
@WilliamSmith-mx6ze9 ай бұрын
He ties his Guards tie like a quare.
@UCHOOZEfreeForever11 жыл бұрын
LOOKS like a quare, SOUNDS like a quare. Put him down as a probable quare, yes.[could go on forever this bit lol]
@alanwitton50396 жыл бұрын
Lmfao! Great comedy
@the_katman21814 жыл бұрын
Bunny!
@saa82vik3 жыл бұрын
31 definitely probable queares.
@imagecollections66653 жыл бұрын
Isn't it sad that this would not get on tv nowadays?
@1258-Eckhart2 жыл бұрын
No, because I haven't got one.
@thewilk8556Ай бұрын
Hair of a quare
@YodaTalksCrap11 жыл бұрын
Well he looks like a quare, and he sounds like a frightful quare......
@Payne..7 ай бұрын
"Im an encourageable old quare"
@robotatomico834 ай бұрын
Quare away like Billy-o
@73dlb Жыл бұрын
“Excellent”😂
@googoogjoobgoogoogjoob4 ай бұрын
I do wish probable part-time quares would stop muddying the water by being good shots. Good grief man, we need some certainties in today's confusing world.
@andyfourme410 жыл бұрын
When Brendan Behan wrote his play The Quare Fellow, was he ahead of his time?
@stevebinning9773 жыл бұрын
If he wrote a play called the Quare Fellow he's probably a quare.
@williamclutterbuck63833 жыл бұрын
@@stevebinning977 .....of course, when Behan wrote the 'The Quare Fellow', [ 'quare' being the Irish pronunciation of "queer" ] Quare meant 'Strange' or 'Odd' in the colloquial Irish at the time, and not at all a sexual reference,. The play was about the eponymous "Quare" fellow [ who, like Godot, never actually appeared in the play ] but was a prisoner in the condemned cell next door to the main protagonist in the play, who referred to the condemned man throughout as ' De Quare Fella '......In previous times to this [ The Quare Fellow was first staged in the 1950's ] when I was growing up, "Queer" simply meant being 'not feeling well' in the English vernacular of the time; in much the same way as "Gay" simply meant feeling 'happy'....so yes, if he's referred to as a quare, he's probably a quare...so I'll put him down almost certainly as a probably happy quare
@stevebinning9773 жыл бұрын
As someone pointed out Bozo the PM went to Eton so is probably a quare but as he has shagged about for years and left countless sprogs all over the place he is very likely to be a part time quare.
@stuartainsworth34612 жыл бұрын
He may well be an Ex Quare
@mothman41111 жыл бұрын
Bunny the quare hare lol
@gan9e11 жыл бұрын
Well... if he sounds like a quare and looks like a quare... I'm going to put down... probable quare...
@alanwitton50395 жыл бұрын
Hilarious
@richardhawkins46212 ай бұрын
I like the fact that they have massive ears😅
@waynestuntface10 жыл бұрын
Its not bilio, its Billyo.. as in 'she goes like the billyo' in other words, like hell, very well, very fast, with enthusiasm etc etc
@nmaddog46892 жыл бұрын
Thanks for putting that into context, the difference in language and culture can need explaining. Funny, 8 years ago. Can you define grinder? 😂
@nsrlegaltech10 ай бұрын
To to confusing. Indeed!
@speakerdestroyer42511 жыл бұрын
Three people are 'quares'
@MegaMonkey101311 жыл бұрын
Im a part time quare
@vincentreynolds21275 жыл бұрын
Bunny.
@hexonatapeloop11 жыл бұрын
Can anyone upload the Harry Redknapp one?
@ItsANiceDaySometimes5 ай бұрын
However, he is an extremely good shot. And that would militate somewhat against him being a quare.
@loucipher6711 ай бұрын
today
@richardblight1658Ай бұрын
I used to rejoice in my florid double-breasted suits, and I can't hit a barn door from 10 paces. So....😊
@gan9e11 жыл бұрын
Jack Whitehall... is he a quare?
@TomEasten4 жыл бұрын
Yes, I should think he's probably a quare.
@alanwitton59803 жыл бұрын
A part time quare lmfao 🤣🤣
@garywallace5602 Жыл бұрын
"He eats pizza with a knife and fork, like a queer." "He drinks alcopops through a straw, like a queer." "He takes it up the bottom, like a queer." "I'll put him down as a confirmed uphill gardening queer!"
@clivebaxter6354 Жыл бұрын
Do you know who I mean by Charles Windsor?
@keeperofthecheese Жыл бұрын
Whitehouses growl XD
@Londonfogey5 жыл бұрын
Shouldn't this be banned for Quarophobia?
@diffusiventity12 жыл бұрын
probably part time quair
@adamweishaupt28466 жыл бұрын
Paul Whitehouse looks identical to the religious twat Pat Robertson.
@yosufunis12 жыл бұрын
Is Portillo a quare?
@stevebinning9773 жыл бұрын
He wears pink trousers and went to Harrow and quared away like Billy oh when he was at University so I should say so.
@ospreybird3 жыл бұрын
:-)
@nigelbenton8804 жыл бұрын
there actually are people like this
@tomasinacovell42934 жыл бұрын
Who was or what was the reference to "Billeo", I don't know the proper spelling or language?
@KonoShunkan4 жыл бұрын
It doesn't refer to a person. It's just a variation of phrases such as "like mad", "like crazy", "like hell" (another one is "like nobody's business", which is a good one). Usual spelling is Billy-O, but there are others. It's from the late 1800s, and probably originated in Australia.
@tomasinacovell42934 жыл бұрын
@@KonoShunkan OMG, thanks heeps, mate! :)
@KonoShunkan4 жыл бұрын
@@tomasinacovell4293 You're welcome! It was a good question.
@tomkent46563 жыл бұрын
Could be a reference to the Devil.
@msimms-lp5qw2 ай бұрын
Always thought it meant doing something often and quickly, like a quare would
@albertbrammer9263 Жыл бұрын
Never get these sketches.
@shotlikka3 жыл бұрын
I feel like im watching the hobbit
@Doca11 жыл бұрын
Frightful quares.
@anonymoushuman89622 жыл бұрын
Quare lol
@hermanthetosser42192 жыл бұрын
Bunny the Quare
@shmookins6 жыл бұрын
I would shave a cardiomyopathic lentiginosis porcupine to get into this club.
@eppiehemsley65566 жыл бұрын
I suppose that makes you a... Quare.
@shmookins6 жыл бұрын
Well, I do look like a quare, and I sound like a quare, and I have an attractive wife like Bunny and he's a quare.