Story 1: About a minute in and I think I've identified the "spirit of anger, sadness, and hate" that's making the kids miserable.
@nollaigcrowАй бұрын
Yep, that father. He's the devil
@angelfire67Ай бұрын
Without a doubt.
@angelfire67Ай бұрын
@@nollaigcrow For sure.
@manga4774Ай бұрын
that story just is very unbelievable to me
@MordorProjectАй бұрын
It’s for sure a leprechaun’s fault. Hopefully Jesus will ride his unicorn and slay the evil spirit.
@spencerandmainzwithcoffeeАй бұрын
Story 2 is literally that meme where a guy puts a stick through the front wheel of his bike, falls, and is then crying on the ground because he fell off.
@JosieJOKАй бұрын
I never thought the leopards would eat _my_ face!
@itsmilan4069Ай бұрын
yup literally imagined that while listening 😂
@mrlughАй бұрын
I mean it's a little weirder than that. The bike is initially stationary when they put the stick through the wheel. Ok, no biggie. Then they take a solid look at it and think "you know, i'd really like a ride now" and then get on and try, and fall off. Like, opposing the construction, fine. But then why buy electric after?
@DJdoppIerАй бұрын
Well well well, if it isn't the consequences of his own stupid actions. XD
@ScorpiusZA.Ай бұрын
This story also probably belongs in r/OhNoConsequences
@Mr_Timi1Ай бұрын
That guy with the crush was clueless... he could have played it cool mentioned his crush and not got her involved with his adolescent meanderings... but no he told her about his undying love for her and his fantasy children, and then face timed her 5 freaking seconds later. what a freaking weirdo.
@athf4ever780Ай бұрын
Literally my exact thoughts. You had the ball on your court and chucked it out the window seconds later
@radhiadeedou8286Ай бұрын
He is clueless but is he the devil for that?
@TabbyLavalampАй бұрын
@@radhiadeedou8286 How would you feel if someone you haven't seen since childhood told you they already named your children together then tried contacting you again ten minutes after parting ways?
@TheSecretLoverАй бұрын
@@radhiadeedou8286He’s the devil for trying to harass his crush after she told him he was creeping her out, then needing more people to tell him he was wrong after his female cousin told him he was acting crazy.
@athf4ever780Ай бұрын
@@radhiadeedou8286 I’d say beyond dense especially when someone says they don’t wanna don’t wanna talk anymore and even blocks you and you still can’t get the hint. Who tells someone you haven’t seen in years all the weird fantasies about them after saying hi?
@sallymoen7932Ай бұрын
Regarding the guy who broke up with his girlfriend when they got naked: Variations of body parts are normal, but you won't see them while watching adult videos. You CAN see them if you order books about lesbian s**, as many have illustrations on what average women look like, both above and below. A number of years ago, there was a popular art installation that traveled to many cities in the US. It was called Dinner Party, and it was ceramic plates with models of women's vulv*s (trying not to get reported for content), and the variations were endless. Look it up. Anyway, my point is that lots of men have never really seen a woman up close below the waist, and pretty much don't know where things are, so I encourage education away from adult videos. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.
@TiffWafflesАй бұрын
I am glad that you said this. It needed to be said.
@kiyaviАй бұрын
Exactly! Like, it’s good for viewers to know that many adult video stars get surgery to cut off parts of their bits (that he’s likely referencing when saying “an outie”) because it makes for easier camera shots, so they aren’t so surprised when they see average people.
@autisticwitch7581Ай бұрын
Oooh, I thought he was talking about her belly button. That's the only thing I've ever heard referred to as an 'outtie' before.
@GigaTechWolfАй бұрын
Thats what i was thinking. Those PH & OF Videos are so Heavily Edited that the girls look perfectly normal
@UnityDissАй бұрын
@@autisticwitch7581SAME. 😂😂 I came to the comments and was like “Vulv* what? Where did that come from” and then it hit me. 😂
@BrooklyKnightАй бұрын
For story 4, I mean I'm pretty asexual myself, one of the misconceptions a lot of people tend to have is that they think asexual = repulsed by/not interested in sex but really it's more like just a lack of sexual attraction. Being repulsed by sex and being sexually attracted to someone are two different things. Someone can experience sexual attraction but the thought of sex with this specific person is gross to them. Alternatively, someone can be asexual and be completely okay with sex. Just thought I'd say that cuz I know most people who know about asexuality but aren't asexual themselves tend to think that that's what it means but it doesn't. I would think that it is indeed more likely that he really has unfair expectations cuz of too much porn. A lot of people see what pornstars do and then they have these weird expectations for what sex is and what the human body should look like. Because of that, so many people tend to think a penis or a vagina should look a very specific way and then get shocked when other people just, yknow, exist. I know there's been this weird trend where people have even felt pressured/been pressured to get an op done on their labia to fit a standard some people have from watching porn and idk it's just all weird. I think Rslash might be forgetting that not everyone who watches porn specifically watches PH and also specifically watches amateurs lol.
@jentoons5732Ай бұрын
Fellow ace here! I was hoping for a comment like this. I’m wlw romantically and can confirm that lack of attraction isn’t mutually exclusive with repulsion/aversion to the act itself.
@lahlybird895Ай бұрын
I'm also Ace and while you're correct it's also not impossible they aren't mutually exclusive as you said I know from personal experience because I am both not attracted and also personally of Earth if not repulsed as well. I don't think is she with you explaining your point on why you think it's equal to be equally the p*** addiction though I just don't like that you said that it's more likely given that it's both are entirely possible and there's no real way of gauging either.
@ravynnightshade3484Ай бұрын
Hello my fellow aces! I think this dude is most likely ace and doesn’t have a bad habit of watching those types of videos. Sex repulsed aces so exist and it’s likely OP has no idea what asexually is and since he’s young doesn’t know that he would feel like this? Idk just seems like everyone is rushing to say he’s an acetic when they don’t understand the situation fully or know all what asexuality can mean/present as in humans. 🖤🤍💜
@surrealsemnocao5583Ай бұрын
I'm ace myself and honestly I'm quite disgusted by sex. I do feel some kind of attraction for the concept of sex but the act just seems really repulsive to me :/
@DopeioThePhoneBoiАй бұрын
AroAce here and yeah. Sex is cool and hot, I just prefer when I am not a participant in it. THAT'S when I start getting repulsed.
@voutsider190Ай бұрын
" so deep in the closet, that a talking lion, just made him king of Narnia."lol
@adamb89Ай бұрын
Pft not at all, those things ARE disgusting looking, and I'm straight as they come lol. I've even been married before, for about 7 years. Just beacause you realize you find women unattractive doesn't mean you find men attractive. I just think everyone is disgusting. Hell I don't even beat off.
@yaoilover0Ай бұрын
I thought he was talking about her bellybutton 😂😂
@Marco_El_Afro-LatinoАй бұрын
Mr. Tumnus wants to invite him over for tea
@VeldrusaraАй бұрын
I don't laugh easily but I lost it so hard my nose became a double-barreled water gun. 🙃
@destinedtogameАй бұрын
@@yaoilover0not sure why people think this when going down lol
@silverflight01Ай бұрын
Story 3: Yeah…how did OP not think that spilling out all of his fantasies right after meeting someone after a long time was a bad idea? Like, a simple "How have you been doing" conversation would've been leagues better. And who knows how truthful OP is about those fantasies, maybe he intentionally left out the more twisted parts
@RiveroftheWitherАй бұрын
The thing about unhinged people like that is you give an inch and they take a mile. So her remembering that one dance in middle school, to his delusions, was confirmation that she must be as obsessed with him as he is of her and therefore would love to hear about his wet dreams and the baby names he already picked out...
@michaelhodilofficialАй бұрын
Right? Like look if you bump into her or whatever and you bring that up and something to laugh about, that is one thing, but this is on a whole new level of crazy.
@DaBaseBallZАй бұрын
Story 3:Somethings are better left unknown,Like someone's fantasies to another person that they haven't seen in years
@Dog_in_treeАй бұрын
Yeah, and nobody's ever going to date someone who's completely obsessed with them if they don't already feel the same, and if you aren't sure of they do, then they don't.
@lucariodx8344Ай бұрын
Had someone who did that about a character from a show... I was shocked and walk away. It was in public at a comic con
@avainquinАй бұрын
story 1: the replier to op’s post having the username “shizunenjoyer” is the cherry on top for me because it’s definitely in reference to Chinese bl novels
@maddydavidsdottir9862Ай бұрын
My husband is atheist, he was rasied in a very relaxed church of england Christian family, i was raised Catholic but found asatru (viking faith) in my teens which also includes a lot of wicca as im also völva (viking seeress/wiccan) and NOT ONCE has my husband tried to dictate my faith! He doesnt understand it but he 100% respects it, has ON HIS OWN built me a shrine/worship place in our garden and is more than happy to have one in the house. When we first got together the compromise was "you can have 1 in the house but not in our bedroom or in a public space like the living room or kitchen" now, 5 years later, hes all "where do you want your alter?" I could NEVER imagine my hubby prevent me from having my faith or destroying my stuff!! He was also the one to suggest having a handfasting on our honeymoon and including parts of my faith in our wedding! We are having an equal amount of norwegian traditions (im Norwegian) and English customs especially as we live in the uk. Op 1 is SO creepy!!
@chere100Ай бұрын
It's easier for atheists to potentially incorporate a loved one's faith into their lives, since they don't believe any of it. It's like playing a game that happens to make loved one happy.
@squishy8758Ай бұрын
Why did you shift from catholicism to a viking religion??
@laurawolfsong360712 күн бұрын
Could you tell me about your faith please? I'm exploring different types of religion at the moment and yours sounds very interesting!
@BadBerriАй бұрын
Thank God, that girl got free of him in story five. What the heck was the last story? “Oh, we’re not together, but I let her celebrate our anniversary and call me her boyfriend without correcting her. I don’t know why she thinks we’re in a relationship!”
@YourXavierАй бұрын
I'm just imagining them at the altar and he goes: "Maybe I should have said something sooner, but I actually met this girl at the food truck and..."
@BadBerriАй бұрын
@@YourXavier lmaooo that would be terrible
@sourisvoleur4854Ай бұрын
"I used her for four years and let her think we were an item because it was convenient for me."
@muraaliaАй бұрын
That poor woman is going to have massive trust issues after this.
@Qwertana01Ай бұрын
my narcisist ex is like that with his "best friend" 😬
@ddenisehhoy8369Ай бұрын
Okay, im a woman and i have no idea wtf an "innie" or "outie" is supposed to be apart from belly buttons. Edit: wow, another thing for women to be self conscious about! Wish I never asked. Even now I'm confused about how that would be less desirable? Like, what difference does it make? Also, if your reaction to being presented with lady bits you aren't attracted to is to heave, you have deeper issues.
@jennifert8542Ай бұрын
Labia
@lisathornton2187Ай бұрын
Yeah. I had to Google it. My first thought was. "He's disgusted by a bellybutton?????" Then I figured that couldn't possibly be right and stopped to look it up.
@lenagalaxiesАй бұрын
Laiba that sticks out of the lips
@PaladinGear15Ай бұрын
Me either! I don't get this...
@PaladinGear15Ай бұрын
@@lenagalaxies Ah, getting different answers from different people, my favourite...
@FizzieDoBepatpatАй бұрын
Story 1: as someone who practices, this is why Christians and religious people have a bad reputation with us, we're made out to be demonic even when what we're doing isn't. I hope his wife can get the flip out before he gets WORSE
@yabe-kfptentacultistАй бұрын
And I hope the wife gets custody of the kids as well... his way of thinking is concerning and I don't want that to influence the kids.
@PaladinGear15Ай бұрын
Do you think you have magical powers? That's where things go from acceptable to bloody strange for me...
@adamb89Ай бұрын
Christians are like that to everyone. Their smiles hide hatred for everyone that doesn't act/think like them. "I'll pray for you" is their way of cussing you out. Just like "Oh bless your heart." I got out of that nasty blood cult ~25 years ago and never looked back!!
@TheRealNekoraАй бұрын
I hope she can get out SOON before tge husbands carzay flare up again and the next "demonic influence" he needs to get rid of ends up being her body
@zozocecpАй бұрын
@@PaladinGear15 It’s all the same thing as prayer. Nobody with sense thinks they actually have magical powers. OP literally does “witchcraft” when they asked God to bless their oil and used it to anoint something lol
@realrealwarpetАй бұрын
The naked story made me stop and go “did he get sick because he saw her belly button?”
@jordan_cagleАй бұрын
Same.
@eyeruscat9439Ай бұрын
Same! I have never ever heard it referred to as that. I have no idea what it means.
@jennifert8542Ай бұрын
@eyeruscat9439 the innie in this story is below the belt
@quentinstayskull2464Ай бұрын
Yeah, I've never heard of it referring to genitals lol I googled it to figure out what he was talking about
@FlashQuatschАй бұрын
I actually know a guy who is super into navels, so I guess it would make sense some people are super not into them, innies or outies
@leah6471Ай бұрын
Hi! Asexual here. I think there might be something else at play in that story. The only aces I know who *might* feel physically ill at the sight of genitalia are the ones who are sex-repulsed, and even then most of the time they know it long before they'd consensually end up in a situation like that. For me personally the sight of someone's bits is completely neutral. So I'm not saying it isn't possible that OP is asexual and just super repulsed by the sight of labia, but I want to be clear that this isn't a standard thing for all aces.
@leefi1Ай бұрын
That's how I feel about women, I never think of them as actually having sex or being sexual, they are neutral to me. In 74 years I've never thought of any woman as being sexually attractive. I like women, I have many women friends, but it never occurs to me that they have a sexual identity. I have no cultural references. The last time that I was anywhere near a woman's vagina was at my birth. And I came out two weeks late and feet first with my eyes closed!
@justinebidulopoutchini9774Ай бұрын
« I’ve opened the mariage so she can watch adult video » dude that’s not opening the mariage, that’s just adulting…
@bbasilgamingАй бұрын
she made adult content, it was read wrong.
@justinebidulopoutchini9774Ай бұрын
@@bbasilgaming oh my bad. But if it was like rslash read it, it would be awful 😅
@radhiadeedou8286Ай бұрын
Watching p0rn is not adulting
@femboy__bunnyАй бұрын
@@bbasilgaming I really don’t care considering he cheated on her first.
@lahlybird895Ай бұрын
Not necessarily the way I interrupted the way he read it was that she asked for both an open marriage and to watch videos, and even if he was considering those the same thing in some relationships that actually is considered cheating and therefore would be considered an open marriage if that was a rule that was lifted. Like there was a story on here a couple years ago about a guy who watched a video and then his wife divorced him for basically cheating and everybody fighting with the wife on that story @@justinebidulopoutchini9774
@yungfireflyАй бұрын
'Any wrath my wife might attempt to punish me with.' You mean divorce?
@michaelrobertson4896Ай бұрын
No that would be just a warm up. She could easily curse him with all manner of afflictions from impotency to become physically hideous to look at and anything else you can think of. She doesn’t even have to do the cursing herself I’ve heard Romanian Witches will charge a small fee and inflict powerful curses on behalf of those that pay them. That would literally be the worst case scenario because the Romanian Witches don’t give an f. They’re more than willing to accept any repercussions from the curses they cast. They’re so feared in their country that even their own government gives them a wide berth and generally avoids messing with them. That little nicety routine is just to lull him into a false sense of security before she unleashes a terrible storm upon his very existence. Whatever she’s got planned it’s definitely not going to be pleasant and I definitely wouldn’t want to be anywhere near him or his crazy cult when the fallout occurs.
@bladerunner3314Ай бұрын
in this dude's delusional mind? Spells, curses and demons.
@lisacarpenter3787Ай бұрын
It does make me wonder what he actually disposed of. I get the feeling OP is an unreliable narrator.
@bladerunner3314Ай бұрын
@@lisacarpenter3787 You think so? What gave you that idea? His omission of his own homosexual cheating on her?
@lizzybethclearwater69218 күн бұрын
which she absolutely should do
@silverflight01Ай бұрын
Last Story: He does all the couple things couples do and is surprised that his apparently-not GF calls him her BF? He could've just said no from the start. Also, I remember this being covered before, and someone made a really bizarre theory that OP is actually lying about the situation. The theory is that OP is actually dating his GF, but wants to cheat with the food truck lady, so he came up with this post lying about his relationship so he would get some validation on chasing the food truck lady without being called a cheater, but he gets blasted anyway for leading someone on for 4 years. This is just someone else's theory, but if it's true, then holy heck OP's much worse
@fdm2155Ай бұрын
And he does it for YEARS 😂
@hollytheanimalcrossingfanАй бұрын
Yeah. That's what I think too. Leading someone on is way worse.
@YourXavierАй бұрын
Any bets on how he'd feel if his totally-not-a-girlfriend were to sleep with some other guy?
@Wendy_O._KoopaАй бұрын
The thing is, I know people like this. There's this guy I've been talking to, back and forth for 9 years... all platonic, I should specify. Then one day he ghosts me, I try to find out why, and he's told all our mutual friends to ghost me, and someone finally tells me why and it's the stupidest, pettiest reason ever, but also ultra specific so it'd be like doxxing us if I reveal it. But the strangest thing is he referred to our friendship as "parasocial." Like... that's not what that word means. We've spoken to each other, so many times over the years... a parasocial relationship is like the one between us and Rslash. We feel like we know him, because he talks _at_ us every day, and shares _some_ details of his life, and I've heard tales, -but never actually seen of him answering people in the replies;- but none of us actually _know_ him. _That_ is a parasocial relationship, not a platonic (and I have to drive this home, because some people online can't seem to fathom that men and women _can_ actually just be friends) mutual friend for the last 9 years. Though, I guess if it wasn't a sexual relationship, he's not like the guy in the last story after all.
@fdm2155Ай бұрын
@@hollytheanimalcrossingfan Less leading her on, more this-guy-is-delusional! The whole 'I didn't ask her' logic is incredibly immature and weird.
@RabbitmancerАй бұрын
That poor, poor woman. "My boyfriend almost vomited when he saw my clamshell packaging" is something that's going to haunt her for years. Here's hoping she finds a less shallow partner who appreciates all of her.
@radhiadeedou8286Ай бұрын
How is he shallow?
@Annie_Annie__Ай бұрын
And it’s apparently the first time she was ready to have sex, so that’s going to make it that much harder for her to open up to someone else. This could very well be a traumatizing event for her and this jerk seems completely oblivious to it.
@LS-um3zqАй бұрын
@@radhiadeedou8286 Rejecting a person based on something they have no control over. Like dumping a guy for having a teeny weeny.
@slis3578Ай бұрын
Look, tough luck but. If you’re not attracted to a person or something that they have.. you’re not expected to just tough it out and stay with them. In dating you can pick and choose. That’s how it works.
@rayusremyАй бұрын
@@slis3578 yeah, but do you nearly puke in front of your partner once they finally feel good enough to do so?
@d.phantomfan1216Ай бұрын
Story 5: So basically you lost your ex did all the work make majority of the money and all you did was add to stress. Now she’s a single mother that must mean she’s struggling, but was shell shock that she’s far better off without you. Which means she was already doing everything and you just made her life harder.
@ajanija1590Ай бұрын
Well, now OP's wife only has to take care of ONE child...
@arnoldfossman1701Ай бұрын
Is it possible that OP is feeling so down that he's just not taking care of things that he otherwise would have at least done his share of? I personally just got over a bit of depression which among other issues had me not doing things that I'm almost obsessive about normally.
@LilDevyl17Ай бұрын
It's the equalivilant to that one Meme. *Husband:* Hey honey, look! This table is magic! All I have to do is leave a mess on it and it's clean the next day! *Wife:* (Shooting daggers at clueless husband)
@TabbyLavalampАй бұрын
@@arnoldfossman1701 That would be a reasonable assumption if the ex wasn't doing much better without him.
@spydersoup8447Ай бұрын
Yeah, he's expecting us to believe that his ex's presence in the house gave him the confidence to clean up after himself and without her, he's lost his confidence?
@purpleguy3387Ай бұрын
My mom is also a witch and my dad is Catholic and he didn't mind her witchcraft stuff, geez.
@user-ee2wv3ic2lАй бұрын
Same! Like he makes fun of it a little (light-heartedly, stuff like "why would you pay for a rock?", but being out right bothered by it? Nope!
@rapheAltoid77Ай бұрын
Rslash: "because of a twist ending at the very end!" Me: an ending at the end? Ya don't say. 😂
@chriscarpenter3370Ай бұрын
the floor is made out of floor 😅
@Flamingo48923Ай бұрын
@@chriscarpenter3370Ah yes, the window is also made out of a window
@chriscarpenter3370Ай бұрын
@@Flamingo48923 and let's not forget, my phone is made out of phone!
@terestar1Ай бұрын
Every sixty seconds in Africa, a minute passes.
@chriscarpenter3370Ай бұрын
@@terestar1 did you know circles are round?
@AtotehZАй бұрын
Really unfortunate that OP wasn't more experienced or mature with the GF's first time. I still haven't seen 2 girls who look the same.. and he'd formed an expectation from something akin to a stereotype.
@estrellaescobar5723Ай бұрын
I thought the 1 story was going to end with the wife finding the post and clarifying that the "witchcraft" his husband was talking about was actually Harry Potter merchandise. But holy shit, i didn't expect THAT plot twist 💀
@ZombieSazzaАй бұрын
Think the only source of that “anger, sadness, and hate” is coming from the OP himself, but he isn’t self aware enough to recognise that he is the problem. Mind you he’ll be the same guy crying folk aren’t tolerant of his religious beliefs when he refuses to accept others. -signed by the religious gang
@mariposa9506Ай бұрын
Sure if you discount the coerced open marriage and physical abuse from the wife for years then yeah, I'm sure that's it.
@Mr_Timi1Ай бұрын
story one so he can have strange rituals but his wife can not... wow, what happened to freedom of religion?
@VelcroYuppieАй бұрын
His type of Christian doesn't believe in freedom for anyone other than members of his religion.
@Stopfollowingmeplz8Ай бұрын
He should have never married her. She's free to practice whatever she wants and so is he, but obeying his practice means marrying her should have never even come up. He's a hypocrite
@callmewolf3910Ай бұрын
Lol, you're talking about Christians here. They believe their religion is superior and the existence of any other religion is a threat to the existence of theirs and a violation of their rEliGiOuS fReEdOm
@simpleviewer1334Ай бұрын
These people actually exist, I accidentally found the channel of one, supporting the idea of every school in America should have the ten commandments (too bad if you're Islam, Jewish, or Buddhist)
@michaelrobertson4896Ай бұрын
@@VelcroYuppieyep and even then the freedoms are usually limited to white men with money. Anyone else has to obey their bs and even then they’ll most likely “burn in hell”. It’s basically a cult in all but name.
@dracko158Ай бұрын
1st Story: Honestly, What OP is doing actually made his wife look NORMAL. Like, jeez dude.
@HDTDNOVIVАй бұрын
You mean the wife that forces an open marriage qnd physically assaults him? That wife?
@RiveroftheWitherАй бұрын
More than normal, how much you want to bet that the wife is just a Harry Potter fan? Or this whole thing is rage bait? Like there's little things in the story that just really don't add up. Like how this "shrine" of family photos, a "spellbook" and "spell bottles" and a wand is in a closet? First off, if this girl was Wiccan, her shrine would not be in a closet, second is wands are from fantasy books and not something ACTUALLY used to wave around and cast spells, there would be crystals and runic symbols on charms and depictions of the moon goddess, things like that. It's also not "demonic" and wouldn't be "summoning" anything. If she was a Satanist, she wouldn't have anything he described because they aren't actual demon worshipers. She would either be one of those very ignorant little edgelords trying to emulate the Christian spread myths and misinformation about Satanism and Wicca to look cool... Or it's literally just Harry Potter memorabilia and family photos they don't have space to hang up just being stored away... It's unfortunately still common for zealots to confuse HP for "real" demonic witchcraft. Other little things like mentioning the kids as being miserable but never stating if they also improved after he "fixed" his wife, tacking on that she used to abuse him casually near the very end (something abusers, liars and gaslighters tend to do, showing that the statement was an after thought they added in to the story to pull more sympathy rather than being at the forefront and a larger part of the story), him putting way more emphasis and detail on him and his religion and feels with everything involving the wife and her supposed demon worship and witch craft being very vague, short and scattered. And again, it's also probably just a fake story to get rage bait.
@Polopony20.Ай бұрын
@@RiveroftheWithereh, wands actually are used. You channel your energy through them. Not ever witch uses them tho :)
@LilDevyl17Ай бұрын
@@RiveroftheWither If this is a "Rage Bait" as you might suspect. Why though? What's the point in making "Fake" Posts just to get nasty comments. You can just get that by going to r/AITA for something like that. I literally don't get it! What's the point in posting fake stories just "Clout" that you won't get?
@RiveroftheWitherАй бұрын
@@LilDevyl17 It's literally called rage bait because the point is to upset people reading, that's it. Did you forget trolls exist? Some people just get a kick by pissing other people off, it's not complex.
@mixenneАй бұрын
story1: "I hate my wife, so I'm going to do everything possible to make her miserable instead of just leaving. I'm also gonna get support for my twisted ways from the church community because of course." Ah. Yes. That makes perfect sense.
@mariposa9506Ай бұрын
Yes I'd hate someone who abused me for years and forcibly opened our marriage too.
@Mothman1992Ай бұрын
@@mariposa9506 where was the abuse in this story?
@RRW359Ай бұрын
Second Story it's so satisfying to see NIMBYism come full circle. Also 12:00 As someone who has recently come to full terms with being ace it's good that r/ mentioned the possibility. I think all the replies saying it's porn/other things are examples of how few people even comprehend it as a possibility.
@mv_03Ай бұрын
I'm happy to hear that you found your orientation, but as an ethero woman I have a question. I always understood asexuality as either a disinterest in intercourse or an aversion to intercourse, not a disgust with human anatomy. I understand that it can be weird or uncomfortable to people of different orientation, but to have the urge to puke? At the age of 20? Am I missing a piece?
@RRW359Ай бұрын
@@mv_03 There are several different forms of it and it's difficult to tell from one story how someone feels about *sexual attraction. Being repulsed by the Human body may not be directly related to if OP is/isn't asexual but I don't think that would be the case if they were homosexual either like many comments suggest, they might have just never bothered looking at the other gender's privates IRL and didn't know their feelings about them until seeing some. *One issue with people having so little exposure to asexuality means that we might try to have sex in order to prove to ourselves that we can feel sexual attraction since everyone insists that we should be able to, it's especially a problem for men.
@mv_03Ай бұрын
Thank you for the answer. My mind was filled with so many different questions that I was googling like a maniac to try and understand this. So in short, just to make sure everything is clear, it is possible for people with different orientations to be repulsed not just by the sexual act but also by the genitals of other people, even though it's not a given. It's also possible that this has nothing to do with a person's orientation but more to do with upbringing and "blissful ignorance" one might say. Maybe it's because I was raised by my mom who is a nurse but that last option completely skipped my mind 😅.
@AzeatheАй бұрын
@@mv_03 I know I’m not the original commenter here, but I would like to add my two cents to this as someone who is ace-spec (asexuality spectrum) _and_ gay. The people who are saying this dude is possibly gay I wouldn’t exactly agree with. In general, sexuality is a huge spectrum. There are gay men that engage with trans men that haven’t or never will have bottom surgery, and there are also gay men that won’t due to personal preferences. There are trans men in T4T relationships as well- so in general, while I’m sure there are some gay men that have adverse feelings to that particular anatomy (I don’t want my comment to get yoinked), not all do and most well adjusted people generally don’t express it in a disrespectful manner. So to me, this either seems like the intercourse-adverse variety of asexuality (because that in itself varies from mild to blatant) or ignorance. Asexuality is just as big of a spectrum, some may be adverse to the point of being disgusted, some may be neutral, some may not mind it or even actively engage in it, albeit more for the sake of their partner and not themself. Sometimes enjoyment can be gained from the act, just not the same sort of enjoyment someone who isn’t would experience. It’s complicated, but when are human identities not, I suppose.
@rebeccajesse4604Ай бұрын
I would say that as a non-sex repulsed ace his reaction surprised me. For me when I see/talk with sex repulsed Ace people, even the thought of it would get a response of discomfort, so if he was in general sex repulsed, he wouldn’t have made it that far. But everyone’s reactions are different and I may be over generalizing. Could be he just didn’t want to accept it until the moment of confrontation, but I don’t think we can really tell his sexuality based on this story, just that this response means something is going on that he should address before he’s ready for a sexual relationship because the thought of putting another partner through that sounds terrible.
@kyriacarica5862Ай бұрын
Am I the only one getting the vibe that OP 1 became overly religious in the latter years of their marriage because he was trying to “un-gay” himself? Like he thought marrying a woman would make his feelings for other men go away and when he realized it wasn’t working he went into overdrive with religion in a desperate attempt to make himself straight?
@srose736624 күн бұрын
Maybe you have been reading too many stories dude.
@srose736624 күн бұрын
Never mind, watched the rest of the video. This man needs HELP
@lizzy187615 күн бұрын
My man just went through a character arc, lol@@srose7366
@SpacemanctАй бұрын
I really thought the first op's wife was going to be a love doll. Or all the wizard stuff in the closet was going to be Harry Potter stuff.
@wingracer1614Ай бұрын
Exactly what I was thinking. Thought it would turn out that she was just a Harry Potter fan as a teen and still had all her memorabilia in the closet
@spydersoup8447Ай бұрын
Yeah, seems more like OP was against Harry Potter and hated the franchise and saw it as witchcraft propaganda and is hiding that detail by saying that it was all just witchcraft stuff and presumably not even in the comments section.
@MorganVsTheInternetАй бұрын
Naked story- being asexual and being repulsed by sex are not mutually exclusive!
@FederalBurroOfInvestigationАй бұрын
Not all of us are, I don't have an issue with sex - I just never feel the attraction of "I want to have it with this specific person" from seeing them or being with them. I think it's more of an aesthetic attraction.
@DianaWanMaАй бұрын
But I think all sex repulsed are asexual, aren’t they (btw I’m demi)
@priam2882Ай бұрын
And finding out about that in a very unfortunate situation doesn't make him the asshole, you don't need a reason to end a relationship
@Unnecessary_PotatoАй бұрын
I'm ace, non sex repulsed!! ❤️
@Unnecessary_PotatoАй бұрын
@@FederalBurroOfInvestigation i feel this Love your username bte
@TantejayАй бұрын
First story: "There is a spirit of hate in my house" - yeah, dude. I know exactly where that spirit is coming from. Hint: Not your wife and not your kids.
@M12230Ай бұрын
His wife hits him for less things than him doing what he did it seems like everyone’s the asshole in the story she mentally and physically abuses him if we’re going off of what and from what I’ve been hearing from people in the section, she’s a adult star
@JayJaytheweirdАй бұрын
It’s the parents
@ProxiProtogenАй бұрын
Story 1: The relationship was doomed from the start. Overreligous and none religious together One pushed for a open relationship that the other reluctantly agreed too but was uncomfortable with. Obviously cheating 💀 Allegedly physical assault. Literally a train wreck, assuming everything in the story is true
@solmas2111Ай бұрын
Literally both seem like a train wreck. Forced opening marriage, religious/non religious, cheating, closeted homosexuality? Like what the flaming dog crap
@DaBaseBallZАй бұрын
Story 4:I genuinely wish not to know what OP meant,I will believe that he's just so gay that he was disgusted
@IlovepointlessstorysАй бұрын
Am I the only one not picking up gay vibes? I person never saw one like that until I was in my 30s. It’s kind of like if a woman did not know what an uncircumcised eggplant looked like, and it discussed her. It might be a shallow reason why. People are allowed to not want to be with somebody for any reason though.
@lmgo5960Ай бұрын
You people turn to homophobia to explain simple things normal people can be turn off from and it’s insane.
@hollytheanimalcrossingfanАй бұрын
@@IlovepointlessstorysI wish I met more people like you in the past because I saw so many people say the exact opposite. Like I had to date someone, even if I wasn't attracted to them or I was a bigot.
@HobieInTheBoxАй бұрын
He's not gay. Rslash is just clueless about how badly 🌽 addiction ruins men's expectations for women's bodies
@NotBlackWolfАй бұрын
A girl might not like a micro peen, and a guy might not like a gorilla vagina. It's ok to have physical preferences.
@detictivecastielmalfoy4220Ай бұрын
Idk bro anointing and blessing an oil to cleanse a space sounds kinda witchy to me Shes also probably being nice so you dint escalate to actually abusing her after throwing away her things
@TiffWafflesАй бұрын
Wouldn't be surprised to learn that OP is actually abusing his wife and children. There's different forms of abuse that falls outside of slapping someone around.
@mariposa9506Ай бұрын
Yep, she definitely doesn't want him to start giving her the abuse she's been giving him for years.
@Mothman1992Ай бұрын
@mariposa9506 what abuse? She has a shrine in her closet. I have an altar in my kitchen, and if someone threw that stuff out, they'd be removed from my life permanently
@Mothman1992Ай бұрын
@@detictivecastielmalfoy4220 50 bucks says his name is in the back of the freezer
@wakeangel2001Ай бұрын
I want an update on insane Christian guy, I want to see his surprised pikachu face when his wife hands him divorce papers
@qdllcАй бұрын
Frankly, that was an inevitable outcome even if he didn’t do what he did. A devout believer can’t make it work with a nonbeliever because the issues of faith will become an issue sooner or later.
@HDTDNOVIVАй бұрын
@qdllc Also the fact that she beats him
@slimej2202Ай бұрын
@@HDTDNOVIV Given the fact he left out all the parts about him cheating with a dude behind her, and probably a bunch more. I don't believe him when he says that. He's lied far too much to take it as anything but a smear attempt to make her look like an "evil witch cursing his family."
@luffymarraАй бұрын
I actually went and looked at his post history and a couple of post were asking "Christian" people how they handled not remarrying after divorce or something along those lines.
@wakeangel2001Ай бұрын
@@luffymarra how would I look up his post history? I want to follow up on this story too
@nyanya444Ай бұрын
porn has ruined men fr. wdym an "outie" looks disgusting to you? it's literally the most common type of labia and i hate it so much when guys belittle and make fun of women for something they were born with; something they can't control.
@RRW359Ай бұрын
As opposed to belittling someone for being not attracted to anyone, resulting in them denying it until they get to points like this where they realise it and it causes them both to suffer.
@SygnessАй бұрын
I thought this was about belly buttons 😂
@nevereverrАй бұрын
@@Sygnessfr me too 😂
@002ゼスАй бұрын
@@RRW359as an asexual who is disgusted with sex, I never have and never will throw up at the sight of genitalia. The wording of describing something like that seems like how an incel would talk. To shame someone for something they can’t control is wrong. They all look weird to me, but I would never describe someone’s body like that. Yeah no, OP is just rude.
@improv6132Ай бұрын
Oh jeez, I’ve only ever heard of outies in reference to belly buttons. I didn’t realize that was a thing people categorized about lady parts. Most straight guys only care about being able to access lady parts at all, what they look like is irrelevant in that moment.
@Mr_Timi1Ай бұрын
I've always heard of belly buttons referred to as inies and outies but never lady parts.
@iamdb1990Ай бұрын
I guess it's easier than saying she had flaps hanging out down there lol
@CharlieBrown-pz1oqАй бұрын
@@iamdb1990 maybe but it sounds like he had never seen lady parts before... or something
@iamdb1990Ай бұрын
@@CharlieBrown-pz1oq maybe lol
@robotx92859 күн бұрын
@CharlieBrown-pz1oq Fr. I wouldn't be surpised if that' the case for him, because I definitely remenber teens back during my middle school days thinking the belly bottom was the lady parts.
@grignapАй бұрын
My take on story 4 is that OP's only prior understanding of the female genitalia was from adult videos and animations where they're all depicted as perfect "innies." He was probably shocked to see that real women have skin and hair. A sad result of p*rn addiction☹I hope his gf was ok
@lanaanghel8771Ай бұрын
Story 4: I could see OP being in the closet or ace, but the comments saying that he may have a porn addiction also have a point. Even though all body types are (in theory) represented on porn sites, there is definitely a gross standard where some features are more lifted up than others, including “innies” vs “outies.” OP may have unrealistic expectations for what a female body “should” look like, which happens as a result of watching a lot of porn
@justlurkingthrough6267Ай бұрын
It definitely is an adult vid addiction, Dabney. Almost all adult video stars have “innies” or get plastic surgery to obtain one. It creates very unhealthy expectations towards the female body.
@VampyroteouАй бұрын
Exactly. I’m gay and mostly watch animated adult videos and even I know that having a small that part is the norm in the adult video industry
@krbthewitchАй бұрын
Story four: you would think that porn had a variety of genital types, but standards for lady parts are super uniform in the industry. I've seen my share of it and it's hard to find an 'outie' outside of amateur stuff, and even then only maybe.
@crackheadpete4171Ай бұрын
The naked story. Most of the “popular corn” videos show women with innies. Corn addiction is known to cause these sort of sexual problems
@rosiekittengirl760Ай бұрын
"nuh uhhhh, I didn't say Simon sayssss!" -OP from the last story
@maranathaschraag5757Ай бұрын
"i can't get an electric charging point because i initiated a quashing order" typical Leopards Ate My Face mentality.
@DaBaseBallZАй бұрын
Story 5:People,If your life is easier and happier WITHOUT your partner,Dump them As we can all see,Wife's life is easier and happier without OP
@FairyLadyQuelaagАй бұрын
Story 3: I actually know some with an adult video addiction/ hentai addiction. The things my ex wanted to do to me was unhinged, he also expected me to be perfectly waxed. I can't wax anywhere because I have bad reactions to it. There were many times when he'd want to act out something from these adult videos and made it very clear of what his preferred body type was. Busty, with a round ass. Not skinny, with small breast and small butt. He was a massive loser and had a dad bod and was balding at 23. Nobody knew he was like this because they weren't dating him. People are good at hiding things and it's a possibility OP may not have an addiction but he's clearly got a specific body type in mind.
@cafloreroАй бұрын
That twist for story 1… bruh No idea how those two thought it was a good idea to get married/stay married given how both of them acted according to the story.
@M12230Ай бұрын
Exactly it seems like his wife and him are not a good couple or great people. It seems like his wife might be physically an emotionally abusive allegedly but it seems like he is confused on where he wants to be in life and what he wants to be in life.
@DaBaseBallZАй бұрын
Story 2:Well,Tis OP's fault for buying something he can't use in his area
@unknowngamer37415Ай бұрын
Well he can use it but it's less convenient. Still I wish I lived in the area to watch them temper tantrum every morning when I have to go charge their car.😂
@TiffWafflesАй бұрын
That OP sounds like a male version of a Karen, I love how petty the city can be in response to these morons.
@brag0001Ай бұрын
Well, if that isn't the consequences of his actions 😂 And he can still use it. It's just way less convenient. So he basically made sure that he would have to walk a lot more or wait around at random places 😂
@roach7202Ай бұрын
I never understood someone's body parts being a deal breaker, like why do you have to be so picky?
@alejandrorivero7558Ай бұрын
Anyone can break a relationship for any reason, including no reason at all. And if it's something that affect them sexually, it can stain their relationship. Since he really want them to be friends at least, I get it can be the best option.
@The_NightsongАй бұрын
"... so deep in the closet, that a talking lion, just made him king of Narnia." OMG, that made me laugh so hard 😂😂😂😂
@lizabee7791Ай бұрын
In High school there was a guy who had a boarder-line obsessive crush on me (and the teachers and admin thought it was cute so they did nothing and actually helped him sometimes despite me making it very clear I wasn’t interested). If he approached me after not having any contact since we graduated 10 years ago and started talking about how he loved me, wanted to marry me and that he had already picked out our non existent kids names I would probably have 911 ready on my phone
@HaleyJo1992Ай бұрын
Believe it or not, Dabny, but a lot of adult film actresses have plastic surgery on their bits to make them "prettier." So adult films could indeed be the problem
@r6miniscenceАй бұрын
i was in a situation very recently where i was "Rachel" in that last story, he told me we were just friends and he was "sorry for any misunderstanding" but he always called me his boyfriend and told all his friends we were dating
@desperate4bubblesАй бұрын
Story 1: “spirit of anger, sadness, and hate in my house.” Sir have you thought that YOU are that spirit? 🤔
@M12230Ай бұрын
Effort going off with the story says him and his wife should’ve never been together. His wife is allegedly physically and emotionally abusive and he can simply he’s really confused on what he wants to be and where he wants to be.
@sayadiva123Ай бұрын
Story 1: Christian Baptist here. I don’t see this often but sometimes I feel like people use religion to just justify whatever is happening. Also, I think religion is a topic that should be talked about before even fully getting into dating, or at least around the third date just so you know we’re both of your virtues lie. Because of OP married this woman, how was the marriage done? Was it a traditional kind of ceremony, was it an occult kind of ceremony like wiccan or Pagan? I don’t want to sound offensive, but I’m just curious because I know he said he was not a believer around a time that he married this woman, but now that he is, it does bring up the question this marriage in the first place. I don’t discriminate against different religions as my friends know my religion and some of them have different religions or no religion at all. And we don’t bash each other for it. But this doesn’t seem like a difference of beliefs, kind of misery, The seems like true colors are coming out years later, and OP is masking it with the blank of Christianity in a sense. AND WOW THAT TWIST ENDING CONFIRMED IT!!
@PaladinGear15Ай бұрын
People 100% use religion like it's a weapon. People will seriously just like... make up lines from the bible and act as if that justifies whatever crappy thing they did, or use something completely out of context to do the same.
@FizzieDoBepatpatАй бұрын
People like op are why Christians have a bad reputation and it's saddening to see when normal loving Christians face the conquences for it
@hollytheanimalcrossingfanАй бұрын
@@FizzieDoBepatpatyeah. I keep getting hate for just being a Christian. And people kept referring to me as a term I didn't like. When I asked them to stop, their only reply was "good, now you know how we feel" like I did something to them personally...
@seekeroftruth6728Ай бұрын
@@hollytheanimalcrossingfan I can respect a person without respecting their beliefs. Many christians have a persecution complex and think their beliefs are immune from criticism. They're not. Somebody ridiculing what you believe is not necessarily an attack on you as a person.
@ladygrimm6661Ай бұрын
Tbh I was raised Catholic but I didn't care about it because of the fact that every religion has it's bias and discrimination towards certain groups i.e LGBTQ or Disabled but even I know that there are good people who don't chastised someone for being themselves. But what honestly bothers me is the fact that people use the Bible to justify discrimination when the Bible itself has stories that justify a lot of foul shit
@cheshirehancock4752Ай бұрын
The first story is why I, as a Norse polytheist (of the progressive type), feel like I can't allow people of certain faiths (and certain kinds of atheists who tbh act the same, antitheists genuinely do the same "my beliefs are just better and by telling you that I'm right and you're stupid, I'm doing you a favor" BS) around any of my religious stuff. I feel like I can never relax and feel confident they'll be as respectful as I would be if they brought me to their church (which, I would be completely respectful within reason because even if I don't believe, they do and I don't believe that my faith is the only one anyone should believe, I wouldn't tolerate people disrespecting me but that's really the only thing that'd cause me to behave any way other than completely respectfully) because of stories like that where someone "feels compelled" by their god to destroy someone else's religious space.
@FizzieDoBepatpatАй бұрын
Same, just same, people are so intolerant to different beliefs and it's scary
@TomDarkwulf87Ай бұрын
@@cheshirehancock4752 yeah Norse pagan myself and I always have to internally brace myself for intolerance or mocking when some people find out.
@backtoklondikeАй бұрын
Plus a lot of born again religious peole are some craziest nutjobs out there. Because they found their religion later in life, they basically make that their lifestyle and get even more vigilant then other that their faith is right and others are wrong. Not all born again religious people get crazy though of course but those that do, like OP, are some of the worst people.
@TheKillerqueen40Ай бұрын
I'm agnostic, and I have many awesome friends and family who are Christian, but I just can't date someone who is. I have tried, but the insane "I must convert you" aspect of the religion just doesn't gel with me. I can respect their right to believe what but they just aren't capable.
@user-ee2wv3ic2lАй бұрын
As a Hellenistic (aka greek) Pagan, i feel this so hard 😢
@TFTN_Official12Ай бұрын
When Dabney said “where we have a twist ending” this should be hella interesting!
@lycos94Ай бұрын
First OP is all grossed out about ''witchcraft'' but then goes on about praying and ''blessing the area'' and shit like that, which is basically the exact same thing
@megashadowmewАй бұрын
Story 1: The commenter said OP was cheating on his wife, but didn't the post say they opened their marriage at some point? I mean, OP is obviously an unreliable narrator, but if that's the case, then I don't think the cheating accusation is accurate.
@yabe-kfptentacultistАй бұрын
Story 2 is literally "Oh noes, it's the consequences of my actions!!!1!!11!"
@RRW359Ай бұрын
*Insert quote about Leopards and faces*
@Mr_Timi1Ай бұрын
last story: Yeah you have decided to move on, but you're going use this as an excuse so you don't feel responsible for the emotional cheating (and maybe physical) on your girlfriend... didn't ask, WTF are you talking about?
@HobieInTheBoxАй бұрын
12:00 Nono Dabney, this is very much reality. Very bad 🌽 addiction leads to severe unrealistic expectations during intercourse (like violence and screaming) and also expectations of women's (and men's) bodies. I highly recommend you look into this.
@VampyroteouАй бұрын
Fr. I fell down a rabbit hole and was addicted to 🌽 for awhile. I had near constant vile and disgusting intrusive thoughts that I was developing intrusive thoughts ABOUT the intrusive thoughts. 🌽 addiction is crazy bad and needs to be taken more seriously
@HobieInTheBoxАй бұрын
@@Vampyroteou I hope you're doing better now bro
@thePhoenixQueenАй бұрын
As a Christian, that first guy is a complete embarrassment. Non-believers, PLEASE don't think we're all this way because we're not...
@InsaneForVampiresАй бұрын
I’m glad not all of you are. As a Pagan I’ve sadly only had bad experiences with Christians. And by the way! Destroying an altar is a good way to get yourself cursed! Some objects can hold a lot of power(if you believe that of course) and being touched in the wrong way can definitely bring about some bad juju on whoever touched it in that way.
@WishGenderАй бұрын
also a Christian, that man is insane and not a good representation of gay people, Christians, or gay Christians
@zelosagapoАй бұрын
Not condoning destrution of property. But in story one why is everyone looking over the verbal abuse and forced open relation ship?
@mariposa9506Ай бұрын
Because op is a Christian. If he were literally anything else they'd be all over it.
@MiraTheWarlockАй бұрын
Story 1: I mean I'm sure the twist ending will be intense, but his first sentence marked him as the devil(ha ha, get it?). He's right there's hatred in his house, but it's coming from *HIM*. Id feel more safe living with a practicing witch, than with a fanatic like OP. Update: He sucks for even more reasons, 1 for cheating, 2 being disgusted with the gays, 3 being a hypocrite about reason 2 Story 2: Oh good god he sounds exhausting... Story 3: Woah buddy coming on a little strong there. I'd be hella uncomfortable too. He held onto a crush....SINCE 8TH GRADE. And he called her to tell her about their imaginary kids....10 MINUTES AFTER MEETING HER AGAIN. I feel scared for this woman. Story 4: Intercourse's not my highest priorty...says OP...Until it is his priority. Also...Pretty sure he's just a snob that prefers innies because 'they're prettier' Story 5: She probably had the son by herself, even when he was around. Hit the nail on the head, OP is lazy, hence why she's leaving him Story 6: Aaaaand there it is. 'I played into it, and acted like a boyfriend...but I never said the word so she's the delusional one, not me wasting a womans time and energy that could be well spent on LITERALLY ANYONE BUT MEEEE'. What a joke
@dianaquill9969Ай бұрын
Just for the record, he can and should feel disgusted with himself from cheating. Did the post clarify that it was because he did it with a guy?
@GreatcelestialkaligoАй бұрын
@@dianaquill9969 im guess its a bit of both but more so at its becasue it was homo
@NotAFanOfHandlesАй бұрын
@@dianaquill9969 Y'know, maybe it's just because I'm ace/aro, but I'm a little confused. Does it really count as cheating if the wife forced OP to open the marriage? (She even _makes_ adult videos - and I don't think she makes them with him.) Is it really an open marriage if both sides aren't able to take that option? I mean, yeah, he's a scummy, closeted hypocrite, but if the marriage is open, why would it count as cheating?
@dianaquill9969Ай бұрын
@@NotAFanOfHandles Ooohhhhh, I'm sorry I missed that part. If it's open and one person isn't happy about it then the marriage was over a while ago. I thought that the marriage was open for like a few weeks, but either way he is violating the definition of marriage as the Bible defines it by sleeping with people outside the marriage. For a guy who repents in the middle of marriage to someone who practices witchcraft, he doesn't really understand that you can still follow your vows when your spouse breaks theirs, or that you can respond with love to the worst actions(and sometimes love means removing yourself and your kids from a dangerous situation, let's make that clear). You're still beholding to your vows, which is why it's generally seen as a sin to marry someone else while your ex wife or ex husband is still alive as far as I understand the Bible. Divorce isn't a sin though, which is likely where I'd be headed if my spouse tried to force me into an open marriage when we met on the condition that we were both monogamous.
@M12230Ай бұрын
If we’re going off the story, he’s just really confused about his life, but his wife allegedly beats him in mentally abuses him
@zackzeedАй бұрын
Story 3: How clueless are people about the word "Outie"? Think we might've alot of younger people in the comments... It means the "lips" are more outward of her "lady parts". this story confused the heck out of me when I heard how OP talked about it.. My first thought was that maybe she smelled, which isn't uncommon for both genders but OP was naucious because of how she looked down there? What the f**k? Ye he deffinitely not straight for sure....
@ajjamsen694Ай бұрын
Yo, if that first story was a brick wall, I would have smashed into it, it came that out of nowhere. That ending caught me WAY off guard lol 🤣
@SomethingOrOther506Ай бұрын
@@ajjamsen694 7 Likes In 18 Hours? Bro Fell Off
@ajjamsen694Ай бұрын
@@SomethingOrOther506 ew 🤣
@ajjamsen694Ай бұрын
@@SomethingOrOther506 ew still but funny to see every comment you make gets a whole 0 likes. Iunno why you are so butthurt over that but maybe comment something actually worth reading? Just a thought. You are 12, though, so I get it. Your brain isn't fully formed yet and it *shows* 🤣
@ajjamsen694Ай бұрын
@@SomethingOrOther506 still ew but funny how every comment you make, gets 0 likes. Iunno why you are so butthurt over that but maybe comment something actually worth reading? You are a 12 year old, so I get it. Your brain isn't fully formed yet and it *shows* 🤣
@ajjamsen694Ай бұрын
Lol why you keep deleting my comment? Do you not like what i have to say? still ew but funny how every comment you make, gets 0 likes. Iunno why you are so butthurt over that but maybe comment something actually worth reading? You are a 12 year old, so I get it. Your brain isn't fully formed yet and it *shows* 🤣
@SteviiLoveАй бұрын
Do not destroy spell jars; the opposite of whatever the spell was will come for you if you do. His wife leaving him is the least of his concerns. Whatever you put out, you get back tenfold so, sucks to suck.
@JewelWildmoonАй бұрын
Story 1: I never understand why people marry someone they know they don't bode well with and then expect to force them into changing instead of just marrying someone who shares their belief. LMFAO THE ENDING THO.
@vixievulpixieАй бұрын
12:20 i genuinely thought this was about outie belly buttons for a bit. and i thought "they look kinda weird but not like. *that* weird. guys got a weird deal"
@EthanTheWerewolfАй бұрын
Fun fact: the hub is disabled in a few states in the us, like Utah
@jkissinger2Ай бұрын
This video is sponsored by ExpressVPN Lol
@HolychickendinnerАй бұрын
Good!
@BezddRedАй бұрын
I have learned way too much of Rslash's " hub " habits.
@TiffWafflesАй бұрын
If I had somebody I knew from childhood tell me about the fantasy life they had dreamt up for him and I since the eighth grade, I'd be so freaked out I wouldn't want to have anything to do with him. To have somebody that you barely had any interaction with in school tell you that they even picked out the name of our 'future children', you bet I'd have issues. OP is so deluded about this woman that he thinks that he knows her and that they are far into their relationship to think about marriage and kids.
@nicholassanabria6493Ай бұрын
Story 1: I’m just as religious as the op but I don’t shove my religion down my friends family and girlfriend throat and destroy there stuff just because of religion and omg what a twist damn Story 2: so you think the rules don’t apply to you op ok I see you made your bed now lie in it Story 3: ok you went full creep on this woman and she doesn’t feel the same way and op shouldn’t have said anything especially since it’s been years Story 4: op is probably asexual and it’s understandable but you definitely shouldn’t puke because of the sight of a vag Story 5: ya divorce is definitely ugly but unfortunately you have to accept it and you messed up Story 6: well you two have been together for a while then you’re technically in a relationship buddy and you’ve technically lead this woman on
@esorenilegnaveАй бұрын
All I heard at the start: shun the nonbeliever. Shun.
@klocugh12Ай бұрын
Last one is either AH or INCREDIBLY dense. Needs to address "elephant in the room" when he's got other option, but somehow didn't when she explicitly called him "her bf"?
@wendyjones3586Ай бұрын
First Story .. Dude has no clue the trouble coming his way .
@stephenaris2072Ай бұрын
I fell off my chair at the twist because I think I know this guy 😂😂😂
@bizzybee_animationsАй бұрын
No stop do you really? Can you imagine his reaction to his post being on r/AmItheDevil?
@danielbrant6740Ай бұрын
*1st Story:* NGL, I thought the twist was gonna be that OP's wife was, in actuality, practicing a non-Christian religion and he was only biting his tongue up until he did what he did.
@mariposa9506Ай бұрын
That was the main part of the story.
@greenbookreclaim2471Ай бұрын
@@mariposa9506 So, I think the commenter, as well as myself guessed that the wife may not have been doing any practices. But had a husband that over reacted to a pebble and some photos. Guessing that maybe the big plot twist that the wife really was way way in the deep end and took part in something dramatic like bringing a dead animal into the house. And it was effecting the kids. And the husband had a real reason to be worried about his wife. And that we were wrong for judging the husband in the first part of the story. I mean, you could have some rocks and family photos that have 0 relation to witch craft. But still get a post written about you from a Christian’s perspective claiming his holy ghost said you are doing demonic practices. [rip natural history and geology nerds].
@PaladinGear15Ай бұрын
Story 2 really is a textbook example of "congrats, you played yourself".
@echemhАй бұрын
"So deep in the closet that a talking lion probably just made him king of Narnia" ROTFLMAO 😂
@cwispygiraffeАй бұрын
In the first story that guy is being INCREDIBLY disrespectful to his wife. Those are her belongings that represent her beliefs, that woman deserves better than this man
@theprinnyrangerАй бұрын
isnt an outie the belly-button being.. out instead of in? as in, the mangled part of the umbilical cord and all its scars and stuff being out in the open, outie? I,ve seen maybe one of those in my 35+years and while it wasnt pretty... I mean... it's quite rare. I've never watched porn with that anywhere not even from the filming crew. It does sound a bit extreme to gag from seeing one though... but then again some people puke at the sight of normal-washed feets so... And I know someone who gags at the mere mention of feet.
@horseluver4ever623Ай бұрын
No it's referring to the labia
@WishGenderАй бұрын
they're talking about when the labia minora stick out of the labia majora (a perfectly normal and even common trait)
@danielbrant6740Ай бұрын
*3rd Stroy:* The internet really ruined my perception of what is considered twisted. A person telling their middle school crush about their marriage fantasies involving said crush in their first meeting after years of no contact didn't even set off my weirdness radar. I was imagining something _darker_ than that.
@TomDarkwulf87Ай бұрын
@@danielbrant6740 it's not so much that the fantasies were creepy as much as it was creepy to just basically infodump all that information the first time you've talked to someone you haven't even contacted in YEARS
@wticheryАй бұрын
Ok go run into people from highschool and talk about how you fantasized for years about marrying and having children with them and perk up with visual glee in hopes these childhood dreams could be fulfilled amongst an adult chance encounter, he probably doesn't wear deodorant or have a job either
@wingracer1614Ай бұрын
I definitely wouldn't call it twisted but I also probably would block someone that came on to me that hard. Like slow your roll dude, play it cool..
@Dragons4DummiesАй бұрын
Lmfao I can't hear the word "outtie" in this context without thinking of Riley from The Boondocks. "Ain't my fault they got an outtie butthole" XDDD
@lotusasche4183Ай бұрын
1st story:: He should have just took the kids and ran and filed for divorce, if he is so concerned about the mental, emotional and health of his kids.
@destinedtogameАй бұрын
TW. They should all be listened to with caution
@voutsider190Ай бұрын
I actually hate these stories
@IbishuCovetАй бұрын
@@voutsider190 i mean, then dont listen to them? 😭
@destinedtogameАй бұрын
@@IbishuCovetyeah I had to stop listening to is am I the butthole stories for a while there because those takes were just that bad
@iamdb1990Ай бұрын
that applies with everything, most grown ups people know they have the option to not listen or watch things
@Shinito1991Ай бұрын
They have basically been dating for 4 year but he never asked her to be his girlfriend... Dude, my husband never asked me to be his girlfriend!
@brag0001Ай бұрын
I never asked my wife either. We're married for 11 years now, together for 15. Should I be worried? 😂
@PaulWerkemaАй бұрын
Me: He's never seen an outtie belly button before? Okay, I guess. (Insert Google Search) Me: OH! Okay...
@deepseastonecore3017Ай бұрын
In the first story he kept on saying his kids but not all kids
@annegriswold2116Ай бұрын
Story 1-Agreed the wife is getting her ducks in a row so she can get away from this lunatic. And I wouldn't doubt having the evidence so she can take the kids with her. Story 5-Wife is probably glad she doesn't have to take care of a toddler and a husband who doesn't help out. No wonder life is far more easier for her now the divorce is happening. Story 6-Dude is just keeping his options open, so when someone comes around he wants to persue can say 'I never considered you my girlfriend.'
@mariposa9506Ай бұрын
Evidence of what? Cheating won't lose you custody, but physically abusing your husband for years might.
@Zaddy-LuАй бұрын
I was a devout, practicing Pagan from 2001-2020, had a large altar with irreplaceable items on it, and currently (as an Atheist) still have a small altar, both of which had/have deeply personal & irreplaceable items on them. I would divorce OP. I'm assuming the wife is Wiccan or Pagan, because if she was a theological Satanist, or into Voodoo, I'm sure he would have mentioned it. Wiccans and Pagans don't tend to have altars for nefarious purposes, and never have their main/only altar be for casting curses. It would be even stranger to have both negative & positive items on the same altar. So unless she was cursing her children, she was (basically) blessing her kids, OP, and his mom.
@seekeroftruth6728Ай бұрын
1st Story - OP's wife's nonsense isn't any more ridiculous than OP's nonsense. Talking animals, witches, blood magic, zombies, and more...? 🙄
@MiraTheWarlockАй бұрын
At least her nonsense is interesting
@yabe-kfptentacultistАй бұрын
Which makes it extra ironic since OP.... ...is so religious yet somehow manages to have same gender passionate hugging.
@Chuckf66Ай бұрын
Chatty shrubs, dragons, Lot offering his daughters up to be raped, infanticide, etc, etc, etc. OP has an invisible, imaginary friend, so he's in no place to be criticising anyone else's beliefs. There's no hate quite as visceral as Christofascist love!
@thedaethbringerАй бұрын
At least witches don't tend to get offended too bad when you say their shit is weird...try that with a christian.
@ThroughTheThornvineАй бұрын
@MiraTheWarlock“interesting nonsense” is now my new gender lol
@olivers_playlists7343Ай бұрын
As to the divorce post, life is definitely easier taking care of one child instead of two. Good for the ex-wife for leaving his sorry ass.
@SuperEpicPandaАй бұрын
i wonder how story 1 guy would react if she threw out all of his crucifixes, oils, and bibles
@Laz3rCat95Ай бұрын
Story 1: They're clearly not meant for each other, and yeah it's common for wives to act nicer when they're planning their exit so their husbands don't try to stop them. Story 2: They made their bed, now they've gotta lie in it. Story 3: He's definitely a creep. It's ok to admit you once liked someone, but pouring out all the details of how you fantasized about them right to their face is not the move. Especially since they probably weren't even that close, they just happened to know each other from school, and this was their first meeting in years. I would be super creeped out too if I were in her position. Some things are better off kept to yourself. Story 4: Honestly I feel bad for both parties here and I don't think either of them are AHs. Obviously I feel bad for the gf because his reaction probably affected her self-esteem, but I know sometimes no matter how much you want to you can't hide the fact that you're not attracted to someone and I'm sure he didn't want to make her feel bad so I also feel bad for him. I agree with the end comments he's just not attracted to women, and they should simply stop trying to be in a s 3 x ual relationship together. Story 5: Yeah he doesn't realize that he's the reason she was miserable before. Not only did she have to take care of the child by herself, she also had to manage him and his messes too. He was definitely a manchild treating her like a maid like you said or like his mother, and she just cut out the dead weight. Story 6: If he didn't want to be her boyfriend he should've communicated as such from the start and not treated her like a girlfriend. Of course she's gonna think you're dating her when everything signifies that.
@Shadow_MicrowaiveАй бұрын
story 1: I don't think Op realizes that satan can pretend to be God, so satan told Op to throw those things away
@mariposa9506Ай бұрын
I mean if you're going by the Bible we are told to tear down idols and to shun witchcraft, so no, this wouldn't be the devil telling him this it would be the Holy Spirit. I would probably just divorce instead of breaking the stuff. I'd divorce if a man put his hands on me for years like she did to him and forced am open marriage anyway.
@aidenhughes2472Ай бұрын
Bet that op in story one thinks that pokemon and dungeons and dragons is satanic