What's the worst thing YOU did as a kid/teen? When I was super little, I was playing with matches inside the house. Well, my kid brain didn't realize that an extinguished match can still catch things on fire... so I threw the extinguished match in the trashcan. A few minutes later, THE WHOLE TRASH CAN WAS ON FIRE AHHHHH MOMMYYYYY AAAHHHHHH!!!!!! My mom came in and threw the trash can in the tub and extinguished it. When she was done with me... let's just say I never played with matches again.

“Your grandma snitched on you?” “She sang like a canary.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Armed police: "Do you have any idea how stupidly dangerous that was? How much police time you've wasted?" Kid: "Yeah. I'm sorry for making you come all the way here, twice." Armed Police: "Twice?" Kid: "Once for the shoe polish, once for when you have to come back and arrest my mum for murdering me after you leave."

Mom: What were you thinking? Me: *thinks oh crap. she knows what i did* Mom: It’s 7 and you didn’t do your homework Me: *thinks OH THANK GOD*

I have waaaay too many stories, but I have one with a twist. I was in grade one, learning how to write our names, words, etc. Another kid in my class dared me to write "Mrs. Jessamin is a " on my desk. I had no idea what a was. He tells me that I'd be writing that she's a mean person. Well, she was a mean person so it wouldn't be a lie. All I had was a felt pen (green) and I wrote it on the corner of the desktop and then hid it under my pen case. The day progresses and we're all sitting on the floor for show and tell/story time. My classmate puts up his hand and proceeds to tell the teacher about the words written on my desk. He set me up to get me in trouble, that turd. Mrs. Jessamin was LIVID! She put me on detention and then called my mother and demanded she come pick me up after school so they could 'talk'. Of course I'm terrified. I'm waiting for my impending death, head on my desk, tears streaming out of my eyes. My mom gets there after the classes were let out, sees me and gives me this 'What the Frick did you do now?' look. I'm ready to die. Mrs. Jessamin went on a tirade about how I wrote this message on my desk, showing my mother the green words that I'll never forget. If she had stopped here I'm certain I would have been dead... But she screwed up. Her tirade continued...but directed at my parents. She went on to say that it's obvious that I only wrote those words to my poor upbringing. How terrible parents meant terrible children. She ranted and missed my mother's expression changing from a death glare at me to a eyes narrowed, lips pressed together, barely contained contempt glare at Mrs. Jessamin. Eventually Mrs. Jessamin is done tearing down my parents. My mom helped me clean the words off the desk and told Mrs. Jessamin that she would handle it. My mom stayed silent for a good 20 minutes. She drove us to a nearby grocery store and picked up a few items. I'm anticipating an eruption once we get home. I'm standing back and to the right of my mom in the check out line. I see my mom look down at me and she says "You know what? Mrs. Jessamin really is a ". I was dumbfounded. She then says "If you are going to do stuff like that, could you at least hide it better next time?". I ended up telling her about the classmate daring me to do it and how they told me it just meant that she was mean and how he ratted me out. She laughed her butt off and asked me if I learned anything. Yeah, don't trust that boy and my teacher really is a . So yeah, I learned early on that my mom had a great sense of humour. And Mrs. Jessamin, you really were a .

Not child hood, but actually last year. (I'm 21 now) I was watching American Horror Story and I was home with my little bro who was upstairs playing Fortnite. My dad has cameras in the house and checks them often when he and my mom are out late or out of state. When he checked the camera, he couldnt see me cause I was just out of range of it on the couch, but he could hear screaming and crying. (It was a scene where the girl found a dead body and a guy was comforting her.) He heard the Male voice and assumed the worst, and tried to call me. Of course, my phone had impeccable timing and was updating, so it couldnt receive calls. My dad was deadass about to call the police before my mom called my little bro. He came downstairs and tossed the phone at me, only for me to hear my dad's panicked voice asking if I was okay. Confused, I said I was fine. He asked what all the screaming was and I explained it to him lol Needless to say, when he got home, he gave me the tightest hug and then refused to watch any American horror story with me 😂😅

No funny quips between each story? rSlash are you feeling OK?

That virus got me too, honestly more terrified of my mom than the FBI. My solution was to open the computer, unplug a vital cable, and put it back together. "Gosh mom, I don't know why it's not working."

My mom is and was a teacher. She knows all the tricks in the book and then some, plus we lived in a small island in the Caribbean. If I did something wrong, I didn't even have time to contemplate if she was going to kill me or not, I was already being punished.

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Here before it gets taken down 😂 Where my OG’s at?

Around middle school when I got my first phone, my parents caught me reading on it late at night. Lied my ass off that a friend had texted me and I was silencing it but they knew better. They took the phone away but the sense of guilt was so overwhelming that I vomited the next morning and had to stay home from school.

Not me but my brother: He was 15, and therefore didn’t even have a permit yet and shouldn’t be driving even under supervision. Well, he was home alone one day and decided to take his car for around the neighborhood. Yes, he already had his own car- it was bought pretty old and was a bit of a fixer upper. Well, when he reached down to turn on the radio, he took his eyes of the road for a split second and crashed into our neighbor’s car. Both cars were totaled. I later found out he even had a girl in the car with him, who lived down the street. Luckily, our family’s insurance covered it and it all turned out okay. Our neighbor was pretty understanding as my brother explained the situation, and didn’t call the police. He got his license a year later.

Worst thing I did was Not bringing the plates back to the kitchen from my room Edit I was grounded for 20 years for that

The worse thing I did.... Was laughing at a funeral

The time I thought my parents would kill me... Walking around our little town. Friends house is up the road. Suddenly, we hear a honk and that friend's dad along with mine and my sister pull up. We talk yadayada. Meanwhile, as my friends talking to his dad I have the bright idea to jump onto the trunk of his car. Not physically standing, just holding onto the trunk with feet on the bumper. Not even 20 seconds later, we're off. Small town so we weren't going fast but all the fear came over me and I knew I needed to get off. So ever so slowly, I place one foot then the second on the ground. Feeling myself gliding across the street I felt kinda cool so it made letting go easier. Bad call my mind. What felt like 2 minutes of sliding uncontrollably down the street was actually more like 2 seconds. Before I know it I hit a crack in the street and I'm horizontal with the ground. Next I hear about 16 feet sprinting to me, I slowly get up and drag myself to the grass. I have both my hands cut open, scrapes along the entire front of my body, a rock imprint in my forehead but worst of all, walking was tough. I had done the "scorpion" as skaters would call it but at least 10 mph faster than they're going. I hobble to my friends house, get cleaned up by his grandmother and just say to my friends, "never tell my parents." I probably ended up telling my dad sooner than I can remember because I remember agonizingly sitting in class for the next few months with terrible lower back pain. I never went to get it checked out and still haven't so I expect to just fall apart one day for ignoring it haha ha... I never told my mom and never plan on it, she'd probably break my back accidentally before I even get the chance to have time wear away at it. This all probably happened 10 to 15ish years ago now but my headcanon on my moms reaction is still far more frightening than seeing a blur of pavement moving just as quickly as myself while also falling at me

When mom says to ask ur dad so u go do it but you can't because he Left

The recommendations under this video are so weird it’s all just kindergarten stuff KZfaq is so broke

LOL! The handbrake thing... i did that.. That car ended in the ocean. My dad luckily managed to get me out of it before it went over the edge of the dock. I was 4 i think. We had a Chrysler Voyager with the handbrake at the steering weel.

The moment i realised im screwed was when i got 95% on my maths test Parents always says 100% or else

i am legally required to say "Good Video" -Bot 10352

the story about the "webcam fap" made me feel smart for putting a tape in front of the cam.

My mom likes to tell me the story of when my uncle randomly drove through a cornfield with his truck. And as she's screaming asking what the heck he's doing driving through the corn, he simply replies "You call it corn. I call it... a MAZE." - Needless to say he had to pay the farmer for the crops he damaged, but it must have been worth the pun to him in his mind.

I was caught lighting fireworks on a frozen lake by my mom

Fun fact: Rats can’t throw up, that’s why rat poison is so effective.

One time when I was like 7 I broke into my friends house through the back door because he had the really big expensive Harry Potter LEGO sets

So when I was 16 or 17 my best friend (who was living with me at the time) and I decided we would throw a party while my parents were away for the week. They left on Thursday and weren't set to come home until the Wednesday the next week. We partied on Friday and Saturday and gave ourselves Sunday to clean up (Trash came on Monday so all evidence would be gone by Tuesday). Monday afternoon my friend rolled the garbage bin in from the street. On Wednesday after school I come into the house and find many empty liquor bottles sitting on the kitchen counter with a note saying "Went to get groceries dont you dare leave the house". I was stunned! How in the hell did they find them??? We cleaned the house SPOTLESS!.... Well turns out my friend, who is over 6 foot and went on to play D1 football as a linebacker in college, apparently "couldn't tell" that the trash hadn't been picked up and thought he was rolling an empty trash bin up the driveway instead of a full one. My parents came home and went to throw something away and saw every bit of evidence they could have possibly needed in the trash bin...

rSlash: (redacting) My idiot seven year old told me - oh oh Oh o'Reilly's! Auto parts- Me: 😱...wait 😂😂😂😂😂

When i was 4 i bought over €600 of online currency on Jetpack joyride because I thought it was free. I can never forget that day Edit: Thanks for all the likes! They might be 19 but I still appreciate it. Edit edit: this isn’t really bad but it still was quite stupid. So when I was about 4 years old I had a playground nearby my home where I almost everyday used to go to. It was one summer that I was very tired when walking back home that my child brain thought it was a good idea to have a NAP UNDER A CAR! Luckily when the owners of that car where walking to the car they saw me. I also was almost blind at one eye but that is a whole other story😂

As bot number 1828282828282 I am legally required to say first Edit: omg thanks so much for the likes wow this is so crazy I’m going to tell my mom and she’ll throw a party for me yay! Oh poop now it’s unhearted :(

I once was run over by a car on my way to school when I was 16. I was stupid amounts of lucky: my huge backpack full of books saved my life (and my bones). It was at an intersection and the car driver was in the wrong, for going just slightly over the speed limit and not respecting the green for pedestrian sign. He wasn't going that fast (less than 30km/h but still over the limit in that particular area: school nearby literally one street over), so the impact just basically bonked me on the side and threw me across the street for a couple meters. I got up cursing my face blue at the idiot, but aside from a few elbow/knuckle scrapes, I was no worse for the wear. The driver, probably scared shitless, kept offering to drive me to the hospital, and I told him "I ain't getting into a car with you" - wife pokes her head out and tells me I'm safe cause she's gonna be there (she must have thought I was scared of being sexually harrassed, which coming to think of it, valid) and I just tell her "so what? your husband still drives like shit. I don't have time for this I'm gonna be late for school." I left the flabbergasted crowd of people who had gathered and moved on to school, as I didn't wanna be scolded for being late... at the time I was even ashamed of what had happened and I thought it was m fault. Had I been a different person and had my parents not already well on their way to work on the other side of the city, I could have milked that for all its worth and probably get a hefty amount of money from the asshole who runs a light in front of a fucking school. I never told my parents until a similar thing happened to me when I was around 22. I'm in Rome with a friend, we're crossing at an intersection, green light for pedestrians and all, suddenly, this genius in a vespa thinks he can run the light from all the way behind the line of cars and still pass the intersection before anyone crosses. His handlebars smacked right into my chest and as ha result his front wheel turned sharply to one side and *he* fell. (Once more, luck was on my side because he hadn't got nearly enough acceleration in that short line to actually run over a person) the smack hurt, but I held it in because it was too good to be the one standing while this asshole got acquainted with the asphalt (on a side note, no one seemed to notice and no one moved to help, but then again it was night) Just to add insult to injury I ask him "are you ok?" he mutters something or other and hightails it the fuck outta there. Later that night, on the phone with my parents to share that pearl, I absently recall the episode from when I was 16 and my mom goes "umm... you never told us that?" it was an interesting conversation to have for sure.

My mom sometimes starts conversations about super unimportant stuff with "we need to talk" or a similar variation. Every single time i just think to myself "oh jeez what did you find out" XD

The worst thing I did was taking a bible out and shouting 'BE GONE DEMON!' at a girl who was pissing me off. I got suspended after that.

Worst thing I ever did: I farted in a teachers face once... And I didn’t get arrested😅

I was sitting in the front passenger as we were on the interstate, looked down to see a paper bag, there was some alcohol inside. 5/6 year old me: turns to mom, who was driving "Mom, alcohol is bad, right?" Mom, not paying attention to what i'm holding: "Yes, alcohol is bad" 5/6 year old Me: rolls down window, THROWS IT OUT AS WE ARE GOING 70 mph ON A CROWDED INTERSTATE. NEVER seen her so mad. On the plus side, it's great fun to remind her about it, she still winces every time, even 20 years later whenever I say "Alcohol is bad"

I stole the TV remote from my brother and didn't give it back. This gave him a migraine and he threw up.

*"*sigh* why couldn't you just yell at me like a normal parent?"*

Uh, does anyone else have like alll of the recommended videos be those creepy kid shows from KZfaqrs. Normally its filled with other r/ vids.. I think youtube is drunk again. Side note, love your videos I always make sure to watch before work. Keep up the good work ♥️🤘

I through my phone in the air (about 4 meters) thinking it wouldn’t break and it did... the whole glass screen was broken

Day 3 of rSlash listening The "Show my son your V" is still the number 1 recommended video on the right side of my screen. That is all.

when i was 10 i used my sibling as rats experiment i used a metal clothes hanger as a collar around my brothers neck then put the end of it in the electric ports the reasoning behind it is to see if you need the two opening for the electricity to flow but my brother was scared i kept assuring him it is fine but i am willing to make it safer by inserting another clothes hanger as connector between my bro and the electric port and he went for it after convincing him to insert the clothes hanger in the port because i was too scared to do it by my self and who will help him if both of us got electrified and he inserted to the port and we heard something from the ac unit and the back end of the cloth hanger which touches the back of his neck got darken ripped off in the middle after that we promised each other to not tell our parents because we thought that we broke the ac unit, oh then i got interested in the ac unit after couple of weeks i convinced my sister to put her hand inside the ac unit to see if it had some sort of shredder inside but sadly there was no shredder and her hand got stuck and i dislocated some joints will trying to unstuck it and she went to the hospital and said nothing to our parents after that my sibling never trusted me again after exchanging notes with each other sorry english isn't my first language

Yusss perfect timing! I just finished studying 😂😂

“My idiot seven year old brain told me” *Cuts to ad* “O o o O’Reily auto parts”

My "Oh ** My life is over my parents are gonna kill me" moment as a kid was when I punched a hole in the wall..

Your voice helps me sleep after working all night

The worst thing I did.. Was still not being and never being a parent

6:66 "he was afraid of what height do to you" aka "how to make up an excuse to go to the pub 101"

A time I thought my parents were gonna kill me? Every report day

The pregnant girlfriend story reminds me of a time I was dating a girl named Angie, and about that time my cousin, named Angela, got pregnant with her husband and called me to tell me the good news. Because the way the two names sounded to me didn't warn me of my idiot mistake, but I texted my dad saying that Angela was pregnant. I got a "WE NEED TO TALK" text 10 seconds later and wondered what was up. Glad that he caught on quick that I meant my cousin and not my girlfriend. He still brings it up from time to time.

worst thing i did as a kid is a classic I burned paper with a lighter.

3:52 I think the reason I'm currently dying of the giggles because that wording and rSlash's voice is exactly how my dad would have sounded if I hadn't gotten the unlimited text plan

Here's a story for when I was in high school. Like a lot of kids, I was given access to a car so I could drive to school and have a life outside of it. But the car I usually drove was in the shop for something, so my parents gave me the truck to drive instead. I was only supposed to have it for a day or two tops, and that was good because I didn't really like driving it; I was used to compact vehicles, so driving a truck felt really weird. Apparently I also didn't know how a parking brake works on a truck. My experience with compact vehicles is: if the parking brake is on, you can drive with it before realizing 'oh crap' and turning it off. With trucks? Nope. While that parking brake is enabled, you're not going anywhere. I needed to get to school and I decided to leave early that day, so I went outside to get in the truck, popped it in reverse and started trying to back up. It wouldn't budge. I tried again and again, moving it to different gears, and I just couldn't get the thing to move. So I decided to hop out of the truck and look at the functions closer. It was dark since it was so early, so it was hard to navigate around it with my hands. I found the parking brake and pulled on it... but because I'm a bonehead, I forgot to put the truck in park before pulling the brake... so it started backing up on its own while I was caught between the door and the driver seat. The truck was heavy, so I couldn't push against it to give myself enough time to climb inside and stop the truck, so I just helplessly got dragged along while this truck backed up. This inconvenience became desperation when I realized the truck was backing towards a tree, and I knew if I didn't get out from behind that door, I would be crushed between the tree and the door .I saw a car pull up and I thought SURELY they would help me... but no, they just sat there watching me struggle. I had to get out of that door or I was going to die. I was afraid of dropping down because I didn't know if the tire would roll over me, so I just struggled and struggled against the door, and JUST in time, I managed to squeeze out from behind the door to escape... then watched helplessly as the door collided with the tree. The truck continued to reverse, causing the door to break and bend forwards, then the truck proceeded to back into the side wall of my neighbor's garage. Thank GOD my neighbors had a stone garage! I was terrified of what my parents would say to me, but the fact that I was alive brought me some level of peace. Fortunately for me, my parents thought it was more funny than anything, because how often do you see something like that happen? It was annoying to be down two cars sure, but they couldn't be mad at me for that... thank god for that. Still furious with the person who just sat and watched though. I wonder what they would have done if they saw I was pinned against the tree and being crushed? I wonder if they would have been fast enough to save me.

My uncle and his son had to move into my house because my uncle was kicked out of his (I think apartment) When they came over (they were living in the basement) they brought over two Pitbulls, which they claimed were trained, but they weren't They were both about a year old at the time, so they were a little stubborn When ever they went outside (we had a fenced in backyard), I would grab some bricks and put them on the welcome mat we had out there to keep them from eating it WELL one day I was trying to put the bricks onto the mat and managed to drop one on my toe, which immediately split in half (the brick, not the toe) I ran to my room and started bawling. Then I went to sleep When I woke up, the brick was still in it's hiding spot, broken, and my toe nail was turning purple I refused to take my socks off around my parents, and they didn't find out until about three months later, when I got road rash As a ten year old, I was still freaking out about my parents finding out while my mom took my socks off too see how bad the road rash was (I slid off my bike while I was going down a sloped road next to my house) I honestly thought I was gonna get in trouble

Oh man I've got a bad one. When I was in 4th grade our teacher assigned us a writing essay about our imaginary friend and what we'd do together. I was sick so I had to make it up during the week in which we had a sub principal.(She was hell on wheels) The sub was also a teacher and I had to do the work in her class since my class had already moved onto Phase 2 of the project. I'm writing my essay about my friend named 'Death' in short Death murdered all my bullies while I sat back and watched. The sub VP read and sent me to the office, called the police on me, called in my parents and even my teacher. Police arrived, they look down at me this little tiny sickly girl who was white as a ghost then at our sub VP. They asked if she felt threatened by me (I named her in my story as one of the murder victims) scoffing she said she didn't fell threatened at all! My dad got to look over what I had written and realized I had literally re-created the scenes from my favorite horror anime word for word. The entire time I was crying over pure fiction and having used the names of people who had hurt me. The entire thing was written off by both my parent's and the police, but I ended needing to go to therapy and seeing a counselor for the abuse that was going on at school. Sub VP wasn't asked to return the following year even as a teacher. I thought my parent's were going to kill me and the police were going to throw my ass in jail. I've never been so scared in my life. I've never been more proud to have a dad who watches anime with me XD

So me, my, cousins, and my brothers were making a fire in the back yard of my grandmas house and we were burning some stuff, we threw a basketball in to see what would happen and then we went back inside to find more stuff and got a bottle of wood finish. I didn't know at the time but it was very flammable. We threw it in the fire and the flames were like 15 feet high and almost reached my grandmas deck. If it had caught fire then the whole house could have burned down. Lol

"GONDOR CALLS FOR AID!" I lost I there! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This is my favorite part of my day watching rslash

My mom and dad nearly killed me quite a few times(For the silliest things). I am quite lucky that I am alive 😅😂🤣🤣😢😭😭😭🤐

Not exactly a fun story, but when my mother found out I was a lesbian by going through my phone, she trashed the kitchen (I was cleaning up broken glass for weeks after), locked me in my room, and refused to let me speak to anyone. I was terrified she would actually kill me, and that's sadly not the worst thing she ever did.

Mom worked at a school for pregnant teenagers. A friend of mine showed up in her class and referred to the unborn child as my mom’s grandchild (jokingly). She never got a chance to tell mom it was a joke because the look on my mom’s face scared her. Let’s just say, when I got home from school that night, I saw my life flash before my eyes.

when you're on the discord but theres already a lot of views T-T but the worst thing that ever did was break a plate... or two.. or maybe ten..

"iT iS gRaMaTiCaLlY cOrReCt So It MuSt Be ReAl. OmG tHe PoLiCe ArE cOmEiNg FoR mE." -Every derp who falls for ridiculously obvious scams or Malicious redirects/link scripts

The suspense really can freak the fudge out of you.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I remember doing some real garbage and my mom was hunting me down. I came home and went to sleep. I had actually passed out from fear. My mom was more concerned about my health when she found me looking dead on my bed, apparently this was not the first time this happened.

The smoking one made me lol. Dad just straight up went back in the house like you can take this one 😂

I said heck in my kindergarten class.

Notification squad where ya at!

This reminds me of the time my mom found out I had started drinking. I was 17, always been a good kid. I went to a concert type thing where tons of people I knew had alcohol. I had tasted alcohol a few times before but never got truly drunk and my mom never found out about it. She trusted me... I really didn't plan on drinking, but once I got there people I knew kept offering me sips of their drinks (rural Iceland so quite a bit of it was moonshine). I'm a big guy, 6"5 and a bit overweight, so I found out I can chug down pretty much anything and keep it down. This amused a lot of my friends who kept coming up to me with beers and such and I just slammed them down. I remember having fun for an hour or so. I got there at around 10pm and I don't think I recall anything after around midnight so the rest of this story is an account I had of that night from my friends. I was extremely drunk. I stumbled around and apparently dropped my pants and walked around like that for a while. At around 3-4am a couple of my friends drove me home. I lived on the 3rd floor of a house with no elevator. They basically carried me up to my apartment and once we got to the 3rd floor landing they couldn't find my house key (it was in my wallet) and I was in no fit state to tell them where it was. After some deliberation they decided they just had to ring the doorbell. My mom got up and came to the door. She was mortified. Thankfully she was extremely grateful to my friends for bringing me home and thanked them profusely for keeping me safe and getting me home. The morning after, around 6 hours later, she woke me up. I can't remember much of it (this was around 8 years ago) but she gave me the speech, mostly that she was extremely disappointed, and I felt extremely sorry for myself. I think I've only been as hungover as I was then once in my life since that day (that one involves a wedding party and a boat, boats and hangovers do not go well together). I had work that day. I worked at a gas station/grocery store in the next town over (15 minute drive away) and I had a 12 hour shift ahead of me. That was probably one of the worst days of my life. Thinking back, I probably wasn't sober enough to drive yet but I did. Twice that day I had to quickly excuse myself from costumers and run to the toilet to throw up but I finished my shift. I didn't drink again for a few months after that...

For the 2% percent of people that see this I hope all your hard work pays off 💯

My dad is a very techy guy, so when me and my siblings were younger we’d go on webkinz and type curse words in the movie maker. Dad found out and we got eaten alive for it

When I was a toddler I locked my family out of the house for like 30 minutes.... Don't remember it, but that image sounds so funny.

When you have a party, clean up first thing in the morning. ALWAYS account for early arrival of parental units. It's actually our pleasure to mess you up, so we could show up ANYTIME. I would have called my parents first thing in the morning, ask some random shit to gain information on their eta. This SAVED MY ASS many times. "Hey, will you bring me a soda when you come home? When do you think you'll be here?" LOL

The worst thing i did when i was 5-6 was I burned my big brother's bed with matchsticks in my old home i really can't remember what happened next but i didn't get any punishment im 12 now

When I was about 7 I was throwing a stuffed bear around Well I threw it too far It landed in the kitchen And broke my dad's alcohol collection I was dead they were $200 bottles shipped from Germany and to add salt to wound there were 10 and each of them broke

The skipping/cheating thing. Yeah everyone knows that. The way I do it, it could probably be considered cheating if you count cheating more time on games

The dad coming out for a smoke is an absolute genius lol. He comes out, sizes up the situtation, and immediately goes back inside. He just said NOPE not touching this one. On a side note, all these people are choirboys compared to the shit I did when I was a kid.

Slash you are a good KZfaqr but you need to stop with the texting thumbnails

I love your videos! So does my boyfriend:)

My grandpa was always pranking me and one day, as he was taking a shower, I decided to prank him back (I was probably 7). I turned on the hot water in their other bathroom, which he had recently renovated, to use up all the hot water and give him a cold shower. I forgot about it for a couple of hours. When someone finally opened the door, the bathroom was flooded, the new linoleum and wallpaper had both peeled off and were destroyed, and water was pouring into the basement and had ruined a bunch of stuff down there. He had to gut the whole bathroom and redo all of it. On the bright side, that summer my grandpa taught me how to renovate a bathroom. I love my grandpa.

You know you're freaking out when your plan is unplugging the computer instead of trying a restart first

Roses are red Violets are blue Garlic bread -me 4182

When I was about 10 years old I was playing with my brother BO2 on the Xbox 360 When our parents were out working My brother was very good and I was -a pro- bad And one time he killed me with a knife and I punched a hole in the tv in anger followed by a Banshee scream My brother started laughing his ass off When our parents came home I used the "the older sibling did it" Card And it worked wonderfully Sry bro

@6:30 "Gondor calls for aid!" LMAO!!!!! "Smaug has attacked Laketown!"

I accidentally changed my mom's password. Me: ah shed.

The one time I stuck a metal wire in an outlet Good times ... Not really It exploded

I came early so KZfaq does’t remove it

“How loud do those brass ones clack” I laughed so hard I started coughing

Took my PSAT today (I have really bad test anxiety and get panic attacks) and I'm super happy to come home and watch this :)

I was backing out of my driveway and reversed into my dads truck and it only broke my tail light so I decided not to tell him this happened 6 months ago and I’ve still kept it a secret

I messed up my animation when I saw your video notification and it is worth it

I knew this girl who was convinced that people can die if you stayed up for 24 hours. She thought the brain would shut off completely to rest.

I was about 8 years old, me and my brother were playing in our front graden while my parents were in the house. I tried to "pet" one of the goldfish in our pond but slipped and fell in the muddy, grimey, cold pond. I ran inside, across the brand new cream carpet, to the radiator in the living room and begged my brother not to tell mum, while sobbing, as if she wouldn't notice her sopping wet child in the living room. She mostly laughed and dried me off, but gave a few stern words about not going that close to the pond in the future.

Worst thing i ever did: is always forgetting to turn on the notification in this channel edit: Wow one like? jk that was me ;-;

I think his videos are a bit too family friendly, I keep seeing Ryan's toy review or something for recommended.

When I was younger my one friend could convince me to do just about anything with very little effort... So she had the bright idea that we could go down to the road by the truck stop at the bottom of my hill, and play chicken on the road... so as we are about to leave my yard to do that, she decides to grab the two pairs of rollerskates we have, and tell me to put them on. Fast forward to us falling on our 11 year old butts in the middle of the road while a giant transport truck is driving toward us. Things are all fine and dandy (we haven't died yet) until an old lady that lives at the bottom of the road comes out and starts screaming at us to get off the road. Of course, this lady can't tell us what to do... so we ignore her for another 10 minutes until we decide to head back to my house. We get home and go up to my room to play, and all of a sudden we hear the doorbell ring, and shortly after my mom is screaming for us to come downstairs. Who do we see but that old lady, with a smug little smile on her face. She had followed us up the road, and told on us. I think I got grounded for like 3 months or something...

I've got a couple. When I was about 5 years old, all the kids in the neighborhood used to play together. On one particular evening, my oldest brother (11 or so at the time) and I were playing with about 4 or 5 other kids in the neighborhood when we decided it would be fun to bike down to the elementary school (about a 3 minute ride away) and play cops and robbers on the playground. The dad of one of the kids went with us, so it wasn't like we were unsupervised or causing trouble, but the kicker is that neither my brother nor I told our parents where we were going. One minute we were in the yard a couple houses down the street where they could see and hear us, and the next minute we were nowhere to be found. On top of that, our mom has anxiety and has always been extremely prone to worrying, so she needed to know where my brothers and I were at all times. When she heard the garage door go up when my brother and I got back, she was at the door in seconds, and the instant I saw her face I felt a chill run down my body. My brother and I were grounded "until further notice," which was one of my mom's favorite sentences. When I was 16, about 5 months after I got my license, I was driving to an audition for a student production of the musical Big Fish (great musical, highly recommend) with a friend. I don't consider myself a bad driver, but there certainly times when I've made stupid mistakes, and this was one of them. This was during rush hour traffic in a suburb of Minneapolis, and it was pouring rain at the time. I was driving in the left lane of a 4-lane county road with neighborhoods branching off of it. Traffic going the other direction was heavy because the freeway that leads to and from the city exits onto that road. The car in front of me was stopped waiting for a break in traffic so it could turn into one of the neighborhoods, and I was was impatient and had somewhere to be, so I decided to go around. But in that moment, I did not think before I acted, and I neglected to check my mirrors save for a quick glance in the rearview, which didn't do much given how hard it was raining. When moved into the right lane, I heard a loud honk and looked in my rearview mirror to see that a car had veered onto the sidewalk to avoid hitting me. It was terrifying, and to this day I still feel guilty because if the car would have hit me, my friend in the front seat would have taken the blow, not to mention whatever damage would have been inflicted on my parents' car or the other car, or the injuries that the other driver might have gotten. 4 years later and I still haven't told my parents. On the bright side, I'm always very cautious when changing lanes now. Then when I was 17, a little over a year after the last story, I was at a rehearsal for a band tour to Europe. We only had 3 or 4 days of rehearsal, but these rehearsals lasted all day, so we were given a break in the afternoon for lunch and another in the evening for dinner. I drove a friend to lunch, and when we got back and were on our way back into the school where our rehearsal was, I asked her, "Nichole, did I lock my car? I think I did." She said, "yeah, I'm pretty sure you did." But as I walked inside, one of my other friends came up to me and said, "Grace, I think you left your car running." But the validation from Nichole as well as the trust I had in myself that I would never do made me even more certain that I had locked it. Fast forward 4.5 hours to our dinner break. I cannot find my keys anywhere. After looking for them for several minutes, I decided to just walk out to my car to see if I had left them there. Lo and behold, there was my car, unlocked, keys in the ignition, engine on. For the past 4.5 hours. That's another one that I'll probably never tell my parents.

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I accidentally used Hk(Hong Kong for ppl who don't know)$1000 with my dad's credit card So I was originally planning on using a gift card but I pressed too quick and it instead used my dad's credit card (thank God my dad forgave me )

I really like these AskReddit posts. Its a goldmine of cringe, and so many different subjects keeps it fresher.

My sister and I started a fire outside, using newspaper, on a windy day and set our neighborhood grass on fire. Fortunately for us, grass fires are common in Texas in the summer and the grass was so dry it didn't burn really hot. Everyone who drove by stopped to help put it out (it reached railroad tracks that had more weeds than grass - could have gotten a lot worse without everyone's help). We had a newspaper boy dump out his papers (on the ground away from the fire) and used his carry sack to beat out the flames. Had businessmen stop and stomp out with their feet. Most of our neighbors came out with buckets of water. My sister was barefoot, but her little feet were going so fast, she stomped out flames without injury. We all had the fire out before the fire department even arrived. Needless to say, my mom was not pleased (especially since we KNEW better, but did it anyway).

I stole my moms credit card and I donated 200 plus dollars to a twitch streamer