It's okay, we'll enjoy it nonetheless :)

rSlash I am glad that you was okay because you had me worried for a little while. I hope that you had a wonderful Christmas and I will also hope that you have an amazing day and fabulous night

It's okay, bud. We're just glad you didn't get stabbed.

Show puppy bloopers o-o

rSlash HOW DARE YOU UPLOAD LATE! I will be suing you for emotional distress immediately! 🖕🖕🔪🔪🔪🔪💣💣💣🧯🧯🧮🧮

Like jeez cps be called please

Kids, it's not contracting hypothermia. It's building cold resistance. Keep grinding those stats, n00bs.

@@92jwiener to quote a certain someone, being cold builds character.

I thought that she was going to put her kids in the oven

Oh no! The kids froze again! That’s the third time this week.. -fresh

I’m a peacock but i call myself chicken

I AM A CHICKEN I’m a shark but I call myself a tortle

Lol Lol no you call yourself lol lol

A Random Dude I’m a tortle, deal with it

Lol Lol NO THIS CANT BE, YOU NAME IS Lol Lol... AND I AM THE ANONYMOUS TORTOE...

Well He had Fortnite in his Name what do you expect from a 10 year old.

@@alfisander1078 *8

@@selfpropelledantiaircraft5633 *3

@@eightycals 2 in a half*

@@bmail1433 0*

That was the irony. He corrected the kid's grammar while using the same discrepancies to anger the kid even more. It obviously didn't work because the kid was too stupid to realize.

You're

@@xkeysanex you're*

@@lawsonkrii3665 YOU'RE

@@shara7715 you are

gatorboymike Hello fellow Potterhead!

Accurate

omg Ron is a choosing beggar!!!!!

Rip Fred Weasley

@@lunatundrabird2135 no he's a child

Child murderer can mean one of 2 things. A person who kills kids, or a kid who kills people.

My fav line is during one of his ep vids where the ep called op over when rslash said "excusseeee meee" far from the mic.

Hmph! I can't believe you stopped me from falling off a cliff without paying me!!!

@@IMADINOSAURNOTABIRD you know its bad when there are actual examples of people attempting self delete or almost deleting and then SUING the people who saved them.

i had nightmares as a toddler about a lego xbox game...

Jesus. I hope your mom’s chilled out since then

And I wonder if there was a glass slipper or did Cinderella go barefoot but acted like she was wearing a slipper because of the same situation...

It gets my blood boiling

@@marieantoinettepaddelboot3149 Paddelboot, is that a real name ( I am not trying to be rude)

Coconut 🥥

@@originated712 Up butt

@@marieantoinettepaddelboot3149 Speedwagon power

Scamming won't get you a life sentence, so this kid definitely sounds like he's halfway through elementary.

Ah I see you are also a man of culture! You earned a subscriber

I actually am gay sooooo

TheVolunteerOfVFD 🤮

Not First why are you here lmao, you realize rslash supports lgbtq pride right?

TheVolunteerOfVFD jokes

That seems like a gigantic waste of time and bags. How do people like this even exist?

Some customers are so rude and entitled. I remember when I started working my first job, a customer walked in and all the cashiers said that they refuse to take her because she is such a pain in the ass. I was the only one willing to take her. I was in for a rude awakening. She comes with two carts of items. As I scan them we talked and she was actually nice at first. I soon forgot about how annoying she was supposed to be according to the other cashiers. Anyways, after I scanned everything, the items come to about $1,000. She gasped like "oh my god that is so expensive. This is ridiculous" as if 30 to 40 items that cost between $20-40 is supposed to be anything less than $1,000. She proceeds to say, "there must be some way I can get a coupon or discount. I'm a loyal customer and I'm the wife of a diplomat". And I say, "I can't give you a discount. All of the discounts at our store comes through your phone when you do a text to win". Then she says, "my phone is off completely. There is not way I can do it. There must be some way. I'm a loyal customer. I must get at least 50% off!". Then the man waiting behind her said, "I have a coupon code I can share with you, but's not 50%, it's 20%". I tell the nice guy, "thank you so much. Are you aware you can only use the coupon code once so if you give it to ber you can't use it?" The guy decides to keep HIS coupon for himself. The lady proceeds to argue with the guy about how selfish he's being for not giving her his coupon and how he is a man and he needs to be a provider and all the crazy shit. He ends up ignoring her as she complains. Anyways, the guy gets called to another cash register and he leaves. She then returns to me and demands that I give her my employee discount and I tell her that I'm not supposed to do that because she's not an employee and it would technically be a fraud. That I could get fired if I do that. She proceeds to say, "I don't fucking care if you get fired. It's your responsibility to make the customer happy at all costs because the customer is always right!", so I said, "No. It's my responsibly to ring you up, fold and bag your clothes". After some more complaining, she calls corporate and argues with them for over an hour then gets a $5 coupon. She uses that then politely asks another customer for their coupon who gives her a 20% off coupon. She adds that to her cost. You'd think she would be done after that, but no. She asked me if she can keep the hanger for the clothes. I told her no and she then calls corporate on me again!. There is so much more that happened that I cut, but long story short, she was there arguing for 3 hours and ended up being banned from the store. Crazy lady! P.S: Her husband was a regular shopper and he such a sweet guy. I don't know how those two are married. He's is way out of her league and a gentleman.

They exsist by sucking the life, joy, and souls out of everyone around them. Idk why, but I always imagine that they are the kind of people that would see a crying child and go over to them acting like they are trying to comfort the child.... All why licking the tears off the kids face saying :"Yes, yes, your suffering sustains me."

@@KDbelieves oh my gosh wow, some people just.... I have stories like this but I even one saw this lady tryna hustle to not pay an extra ten dollars this Karen called manager!

@@KDbelieves goodness. I feel bad for the customer who gave her the coupon

No Count better offer kick off and sell the stuff

Hey my sister was barefoot at my parents' wedding 😂

No Count I thought the same lol

"Guess who's not being a bridesmaid?"

No Count I thought the same thing

She is also now on r/Insanepeoplefacebook now XD found it last night XD

@Ian Doyle jokes have meanings

okSixOnForOnNein “Stop stop! He’s already deeaaad!”

@@azureaqua_1177 my feet are anti Lego shoes, my taste buds can eat pineapple pizza, and durian smells good

@@me-mt4lk Pineapple on pizza is great

Hawaiian pizza is amazing and people who don't like it I feel bad for.

they don't have to legally because of a loophole.

@@GiordanDiodato That doesn't mean they aren't lazy owners

She still shouldn't have changed the tip because of the receptionist. The receptionist was probably an hourly position, all she did was mess up the tip for the person who did the massage.

Allyson W nope if a person is willing to push for a tip that’s triple the normal amount they should be prepared to get it lowered. The tip was probably shared between them because otherwise the receptionist wouldn’t be getting as much money

I was thinking same. Me and my man use like 100 euros for a week max and even then we have been buying something extra.

Where do you guys live. If you are paying rent, 200 a week is a small amount in most places. If you're working a 9 to 5, its below minimum wage.

@@tobiologbenla9650 Government pays the rent at least where i live.

gotta love that government handout.. my taxes off my daily pay is half that.. so now I see what the gov does with my hard work...

@@TOMI-ei9zo of course they are, how ludicrous to think otherwise...

"A gay Latina" Girl you aren't even having biological kids Why are you attacking others for not wanting biological kids smh

It's Kermit I bet she is infertile and projecting.

Or him?

oh god no. we dont want her nope.

And she's a vegan, too! We don't want her. As a gay vegan, no. We don't fucking want her.

WHERE IS THE LATE SLIP IM CALLING THE PRESIDENT

Gives late slip Get yeeted

Dytran here you go

im sorry i wont do it again

Aight calm down here you go

Not all peopl with the Karen cut are Karen’s

Haha my mum does the same thing.

Genegua I was literally looking for a comment like this because I thought maybe I was the one saying it wrong 😂

Then he changed it to vegan in the same one

They're from Vega. Also, clearly heard veegan

Gayvan

Even though the answer was yes. He got a logo infinitely better than what he paid for. But apparently you can scam someone without taking any money at all

Yes

Work with computers every day and cant hack soo

Happened to me I make logos for free, Someone asked me to make a logo so I decided to and I said after making the logo,”could u shout me out” my way of payment,he blocked ME ON EVERYTHING 😂😂

That’s like a baby coming out of the womb, looking at the doctor saying “Dada is that you?” **no** “Scammer”

Your dad's fault for not paying his insurance in one of the only countries in the whole world without free health care...

But that still means having to agree on a game and sharing, that's just unacceptably hard

Limi V Hahaha 😆

Sam W shhhh dont tell her let her figure it out on her own

I don't think games let you do that anymore :(

@@rfmerrill many do

Yeah I don’t think her offer to pay material was unfair. You don’t have to put that top priority over paying customers. But you’ll usually always have some slower time. And then I really don’t see anything wrong with using your skills to help somebody out. You’ll probably need their help some other time.

But there is a big difference between offering it to them or being asked for it.

it’s okay to ask for a bit of a discount but most of these people ask for the items for less than half of the price then get offended when they are told no

and the judge and the jury too

pxppet he would be lucky if his mom would even agree with him, unless she’s crazy

And wtf, how did he scam, he drew you a logo for free, he happy lol

Me too and it's people as kind as op that allowed for me and my family to get through this horrendous situation.

Uno reverse card

...

I would have liked But it's a 69 upvotes It's way too nice to ruin it

@@natend741 my time has come...

??kids that dont know how to hack and act like they do hurts me

Even my coffee table, my hairdryer, and my pants?

Ender - A játék az életem yeah he’s gonna turn it all the way up and burn your hair

He gonna hack your pants so they start dancing every time you say the word pineapple

LMAO 😂😂

Aurora Woods THEYRE DAMN RAW!!!!!🤬🤬🤬😡😡😡

WHERES THE CHILD SAUUUUUCE!

sperm bank tings

Aurora Woods I have 34 and a half kids in my basement

she's also, likely, paid above minimum wage most waiters/waitresses are paid less than minimum wage

Here in Brazil we dont even get tips unless is a 5 star $$$$$$$$$$ place

Ok I know this is off topic, but I love your profile picture👌

💖💖💖💖 💛💛💛💛 💙💙💙💙

Giordan Diodato my mom? No, she is not

I dunno...he kinda sounds like James from Team Rocket

Or just don’t tip

@@theoneandonlyginny5825 True. People should always be grateful for a tip, it is not necessary. It is an act of kindness, no matter how much. Also, not everybody is rich enough to just throw a $10 tip around. but for the ungrateful people who cannot appreciate a tip, you might as well not even tip them. They don't deserve a tip if they are not going to be appreciate for it, especially when they criticize for it. I don't really see how dumb a person can get to get mad over a tip.

@@theoneandonlyginny5825 Don't want to be expected to tip, don't go where tipping is customarily expected. Pretty simple.

I'd ask for the 5 back acting like I'm sorry then tell her that there is not tip now

@@thrdeye7304 Not tipping is the only way to force businesses to give fair wages.

Spot on

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doge kidYT lol

Edwin Quintanilla yeah lmao it's not first time there was another one at his Choosing Beggers videos that involves stopify premium.

I too noticed it. I mean wtf, americans don't even know their language

I guess he bought the painted beer, ot he bought a beer whats bottle has a pretty color.

All beer is a pretty colour, the colour of alchol...

@@icedtea9287 mmm yes. Alchol. My fav alcohol flavour

Iona Wright you bloody alcoholic

Root beer

I know; he does that in quite a few vids....he somehow manages to make me feel proud of him rather than annoyed, though. XD

Yeah but he doesn’t use them to his advantage

Pp

Kiki 457 same

Me too! I was like waaaaaah

Same!

Yeah same old r/prorevenge vids

You mean spray on?

Charli F. Yeah lol

Same man, fresh is best

Fresh frozen.

Ah yes. The amazing smell of fresh children. Always love it.

R/cursedcomments

Lmao!

Yes, you can. Whether you make a mistake doesn't change that you can correct mistakes.

You can if you’re just trying to piss someone off, and only if they’re not smart enough to notice.

😂😂

Krispy_Games he barely deserves any money, he goes on reddit, and READS THE STORIES, amazing right

@Zombie submit this to r/murderedbywords

@Ferb Fletcher,Birday and Zombie Guys go easy on him I think it was a joke still those were good responses to what he said

kysjk That’s... Like saying that people that read audiobooks don’t deserve to get paid for narrating an ebook. Wow.

Me too

Time for a class action haha. Great video

Your

Well yes but actually no Isn’t it refreshing to know that there are still a few of us out there?

no name actually it is spelt you’re. Just telling you

Compulsory tipping is a shitty system

That's not anyone's problem but their own. Tips aren't manditory, and they're earned, not owed.

Max Mütze sometimes, but mostly the old videos when I’m having trouble sleeping. His voice is very soothing

It really is, but i generally leave something on in the background like audiobooks. I dont have insomnia or something, I just like having it.

Free time

he had to hide from all the choosingbeggars and entitled parents thats why it was late 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

rapheALtoid Congrats on your marriage! Even though you’ve prob been married for a long time - and I don’t even know you lol

This reminded me of a scene from Heroes, where a train in Japan in late and the only way those two guys can think of to explain it is if one of them has the power to alter time

doing this mistake himself and then correcting the moron hahaha

lmao that was bothering me too, but I wonder if it was a trap? He had that uno reverse card and everything ready. I imagine he planned a bunch of comebacks as stuff as soon as he saw that that guy was messaging him again. So maybe he used the wrong one hoping the kid would do the same.

He was fucking with him,i could tell it was satire

Ye it's obviously satire

@@davidebernardo2089 If you land on a house on Monopoly you don't pay unless the owner notices

Eh, not all are like that. I have Aspergers myself and I'm actually ashamed to take anything offered unless I ask specifically if I can have something, and try only taking a bare minimum. Thank goodness my folks taught me the value of items instead of being an entitled jerk like a lot of folks turn out.

@@IWasaTeenageTeenWolf Good for you! I usually realize my mistake when it's already too late and everyone is giving me the stink eye.

@@mumrik3471 No worries! It's always going to be a case of how parents teach their kids how to behave. Autism can make social interactions tricky, but a saving grace is getting a diagnosis at an early age and have the kid go into classes meant to help teach them to interact with people better. It won't cure the condition ( I highly doubt autism will ever be cured, and many times I believe it's best if it wasn't) but it'll greatly improve quality of life.

@@IWasaTeenageTeenWolf I agree! I didn't get my Aspbergers diagnosis until I was in my 20s so growing up around people expecting you to know "unwritten rules" wasn't easy. I was even selectivly mute for a year, just studying human body language and people thought I was rude. Social dynamics helped a lot, because it's basically just reading from a script. Animals have also been a great comfort! Their body language is very easy to read and unlike humans, they are honest and not tiptoeing around the subject.

@@mumrik3471 Definitely! I have two pups of my own and a few have said I've noticeably calmed down with them ( I was never too extreme, but I'd have my off days. The dogs really help me out when I'm feeling blue.)

I guess nobody cares unless you want to piss someone off.

Same...

Hey that was a good story and definatly good post it on reddit I think there may be a one like crappy workers or something