r/Choosingbeggars Spoiled Brat DEMANDS $1000 from Stranger! Funny Reddit Posts
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5 жыл бұрынr/Choosingbeggars expect content creators to pay them fat stacks in exchange for a single follow. "I'm subscribed to you, therefore pay me $1,000!" LOL sorry kid, but a follow/subscribe isn't worth a grand, are you insane? Enjoy these choosing beggar videos and the funniest Reddit posts!
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@tomastuma5866 4 жыл бұрын
Almost every CB: "Your work is amazing." Few seconds later: "Your work is trash."
@masterchief673 4 жыл бұрын
So truuuuueee
@LoreenHerman 4 жыл бұрын
so right
@Uri-everyday 4 жыл бұрын
Fr
@centipedicmonster5084 4 жыл бұрын
Yep
@suckomodedrake9188 4 жыл бұрын
And almost every CB say that they are single-mothers
@rSlash 5 жыл бұрын
Giving away $685,600,000 to the subscriber who deserves it the most! (Disclaimer: this is clearly a joke please don't sue me)
@Aviem00n 5 жыл бұрын
hi EDIT:OK 19 lieks wtf...
@zacharymcleod8050 5 жыл бұрын
i deserve it since im the 1st to like this comment
@nitekat8616 5 жыл бұрын
Omg, you're suppose to be the helper. Pay me and I won't sue.
@DrDinosours 5 жыл бұрын
rSlash hello kind sir
@ruddiko 5 жыл бұрын
Well added disclaimer haha. It's illegal to do this and not pay up. Saved xD
@johnpatz8395 3 жыл бұрын
“I work for money, not likes!” Awesome line!
@Charles-7 9 ай бұрын
and a reasonable one at that
@eldermaxson2527 3 жыл бұрын
The dad rewarded his son for good work at school, maybe a little overkill on a gift but still he should be able to give something to his son without his ex breathing down his neck.
@blueeyestuber8673 3 жыл бұрын
And for all we know the son could be a responsible driver
@FFBTREAL4769 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@badvoodoo2097 3 жыл бұрын
Nothing wrong with having an Audi at 17 As for the ex - she needs to make better decisions same with her husband Op is just doing something nice for his son regardless of the car if it had a price tag over 5k the ex would have been furious
@eldermaxson2527 3 жыл бұрын
@@LouisE-mp8lx I don't think you need to be a multi millionaire to own a BMW 340i, they cost about 22,000 so as long as you have at least 6 figures you should be fine.
@eldermaxson2527 3 жыл бұрын
That £22,000 is on auto trader btw
@tinajfahey 4 жыл бұрын
I was expecting his ex to claim the bmw for herself & make her son drive her civic instead
@ST241189 4 жыл бұрын
Me too
@NicoUnken 4 жыл бұрын
Who knows, maybe that's what ultimately happened in the end.
@dbe124 4 жыл бұрын
yeh lmao
@Corn_Squared 4 жыл бұрын
Y s ame
@DrRetro-gu5bj 4 жыл бұрын
Tina Jerkic Fahey yeah me too
@Lexicoley1826 4 жыл бұрын
“Splurge a little” definitions: Dad in story - “I splurged a little and bought my son a $50k car!” Me: “I splurged a little and got a large drink at Arby’s.” Edit: uhhh... How tf my dumbass comment have 2k likes? 🤡
@danielnason2578 4 жыл бұрын
Same
@nausheenali6138 4 жыл бұрын
That’s on you. 😂
@nausheenali6138 4 жыл бұрын
You may be funny now with this comment but if you have a positive attitude and work hard, you can do anything and make lots of money.
@Lexicoley1826 4 жыл бұрын
America Thegreat Whoa, guy... pump the brakes. It’s really not that serious; I promise you.
@kalabender1031 4 жыл бұрын
Damn u eating at Arby’s? That’s a splurge it’s self💀
@liamgloryosyoung3601 3 жыл бұрын
I love how the kid that wanted the 800 corrected the "you" in the very last message after butchering everything else.
@shelbylengwenat3774 2 жыл бұрын
Glad I am not the only one to think that was strange,
@Flatner3 Жыл бұрын
bro fr
@Huntsman1023 Жыл бұрын
yoy
@abbyy.7496 2 жыл бұрын
I was in the exact same situation as the 17 year old in the beginning. My dads extra money being sent was a blessing and I was nice enough to share all my gifts from him with my mom because I thought my mom deserved them for being such an amazing mom (we went through A LOT of shit, most because of my dad). So my dad buying me an expensive accessory or necessity isnt a one up it's a gift. And my mom and I know that if she had enough to buy me something expensive she would do the same. But she doesnt and that's okay. I dont love either of my parents depending on how which car they could buy me.
@Pegglez 4 жыл бұрын
"You need to be nicer to customers" while the seller is literally as professional and nice as can be.
@dragringer1480 4 жыл бұрын
Also costumers should be nice too
@urmom-qj3rv 4 жыл бұрын
And she was asking for free stuff when it was normally 20 bucks 🤦♀️
@BushVFX 4 жыл бұрын
While the CB is swearing
@SinisterScoundrel6562 2 ай бұрын
Me: "When you start acting like a customer and not a beggar, I will".
@SinisterScoundrel6562 2 ай бұрын
@@dragringer1480ppppppp😊😊
@gokuxsephiroth4505 5 жыл бұрын
How dare you ask me why I need that much money?!?! You owe me the money for that alone, you effing grunt.
@hanezutchins2786 4 жыл бұрын
Hello?? HELLO???
@renaysari6631 2 жыл бұрын
It will get to the point where people will require full payment upfront for any service or product, and I don't blame them. The most heartbreaking one I saw was that girl that babysat some kids, with an agreed upon payment of 16 per hour and the evil mom didn't pay her anything, apparently, being at an amusement park watching kids was supposed to be payment enough.
@terryfilkohazi2237 Жыл бұрын
Remember to add the babysitter was "lucky" she got to hang with the kids and have ice cream, if I'm not mistaken
@DebtsofImmortality 3 жыл бұрын
It's completely the dad's choice. He has the right to buy his son a car if he wants to, she's just being a b :/
@sachinsrivastava7866 3 жыл бұрын
True
@ii_ixq997 3 жыл бұрын
Ok 👍
@colejizba8784 3 жыл бұрын
That’s so true she could ask the son if she could drive it but she in not entitled to the 50k. She does not need the money she wants it.
@Evan_Bradock 3 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@bleukreuz 3 жыл бұрын
It's up to the dad and the car will make the son very happy indeed, but still I can understand that giving the son an expensive car is not a good idea. He's only 17 years old, it can backfire and make the son into someone entitled and spoiled kid who only want expensive stuff... I guess people have different meaning when they say they decided to splurge "a little bit"
@diejaeger6743 5 жыл бұрын
There's a reason they call you Our-slash and not My-slash. Now, equally distribute the money between everyone.
@normanho5631 5 жыл бұрын
*Communism 685 600 600*
@axelsantanah.7900 5 жыл бұрын
Lenin has entered the chat
@alucard3689 5 жыл бұрын
Where is Stalin?
@vasilywaffentag6960 5 жыл бұрын
Social Germany has entered the chat, HOI4: USSR has fallen due to break of social works Directed by Karl Marx Produced by Vladimir Lenin
@cedrikw4972 5 жыл бұрын
Game Hopper Joe COMMUNISIM TIMEEEEEEE
@TailsIsDisappointed 5 жыл бұрын
Yesterday I gave a street beggar 1 dollar because he held a sign saying "Going through tough times" He said "Thank you, god bless you" I never felt so good and happy.
@idkkkkk92 5 жыл бұрын
The new Justin Y
@Speedrunner0218 5 жыл бұрын
That is nice of you. Just be careful which street beggar you give money to. Some street beggars may use that money for drugs or is just pretending to be a street beggar for money. Just be careful before you give money. I'm just saying. Some street beggars are good, like the one you said, and some are horrible.
@idkkkkk92 5 жыл бұрын
You did good
@TailsIsDisappointed 5 жыл бұрын
@@Speedrunner0218 I always say "You can't say everything you hear is true, but you can't say everything is false" You always have to choose based on what you believe.
@barbtowner8086 5 жыл бұрын
I dont care what they use the money for. what I hate is when you give them say your last dollar and they still ask for more. 1 guy asked to prove I had no more in my wallet. I'm in a wheelchair, I just said no and sped off (well kinda) my chair only goes 4 mph lol one lady asked me for 10 $ all i had on me was my food stamps. she said she was hungry, I said, I got food stamps, I can buy you food. she yelled no no no I need cash has to be $10
@eldaroth2280 3 жыл бұрын
"I deserve that money because when I view YOUR videos you get money, so I deserve MY money >:(" I hate myself for doing this lol, love your shit man
@thunderflare59 3 жыл бұрын
That last lady was crazier than every inmate of Arkham.
@laurakiner3942 3 жыл бұрын
That lady is so crazy than even the Joker was like, "sh** bro, calm down."
@Silver_wind_1987_ 2 жыл бұрын
@@laurakiner3942 even fucking batman wouldn't want her near Arkham
@laurakiner3942 2 жыл бұрын
@@Silver_wind_1987_ that is when you realize how badly you fucked up that even Batman doesn't want to touch you with a 10 foot pole.
@Silver_wind_1987_ 2 жыл бұрын
@@laurakiner3942 EXACTLY
@laurakiner3942 2 жыл бұрын
@@Silver_wind_1987_ lol🤣
@icantthinkofaname4129 4 жыл бұрын
"iM a SiNgLe MOthEr" boo there's a real reason why you single😂😂
@vendableart 4 жыл бұрын
ouch
@justme4403 3 жыл бұрын
I laugh too hard at this 🤣
@jacobr.5762 3 жыл бұрын
Nice
@contessac4622 3 жыл бұрын
@Nicholas Benard ::;
@paullandshof8915 3 жыл бұрын
*dead body reported*
@absoluteladd2321 4 жыл бұрын
The dad made a perfectly okay decision. It's not his fault that there are implications present, lol. Not to mention, his EX has no influence on the dude. If he wants to get his son an expensive car, he has every right to do so
@sleepyearth 4 жыл бұрын
Sure then how does a 17 years old pay for insurance for an expensive car? The upkeeping? Ask money from dad again? Be realistic here.
@iglidor 4 жыл бұрын
What that dad did is perfectly legal move. But common sense when it comes to such expensive and specific gifts says it would be better to tell beforehand his mother to get her opinion at least. I mean from what I understood, he did tell her that he is buying their son a car. It is kinda weird that he did not thought it important to mention that it is car for 50k just as is silly on his mother side to not ask about it either. There may always be a lot of things dad can have no clue about that his mother would have (for example knowledge that expensive cars in their area are getting often stolen or damaged etc.)
@thesisypheanjournal1271 4 жыл бұрын
He has every right to do so if he doesn't give a shit about the long term repercussions for his son. It will mess up the kid's relationships with is peers. He'll have to be careful where he parks the goddam expensive thing. He'll never be able to independently pay for insurance and repairs. That dad is thinking only of himself, not of what's best for the kid.
@wolffrags9856 4 жыл бұрын
@@sleepyearth Somewhat likely that his dad pays the insurance.
@sleepyearth 4 жыл бұрын
@@legendaryslayer8856 Darling. Not everything is Karen. It is called adulting. Try it for a start.
@V1TheWarMachine 3 жыл бұрын
“Oh no police I’m so scared” seconds later “this is the police you’re going to jail cuz cb stole from you”
@KirbyHypersweet 2 жыл бұрын
I just love the "Karen" voice I stg nobody after you will ever capture the exact feeling you give it
@janellecullison309 4 жыл бұрын
He can get his son a expensive gift, if he feels his son deserves, it’s not the fathers fault the mother can’t afford things like that, I’m a mom of 3 and have gone through a divorce and I would never do this to their dad he has a right to give them what they want just like I do
@kr0wns723 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah but for a 17 yo its a bit to much
@Suzi614 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly!!!!
@friendlyneighborhoodkelbea7258 3 жыл бұрын
@@kr0wns723 It's his decision, not yours. Not trying to be rude, or anything. This is his kid and as a father he can give them whatever he'd like to.
@HMcGilli605 3 жыл бұрын
Well, you’re a great person knowing that the boy deserves that, and the father can give it to him. Those kid of people are so dang annoying, so thanks for not being one of them
@warriorthegreat2816 3 жыл бұрын
@@Suzi614 hey man you having no subs but has been on KZfaq for 8 years makes me feel bad so I subbed to you Happy FIRST SUB MAN
@aNFarm1 4 жыл бұрын
I just love hearing "TOUGH COOKIES!!!" In his Karen voice it just sounds so funny.
@Mikah-tt2bl 4 жыл бұрын
Indeed it does
@vardevank 4 жыл бұрын
Next you know she said that because she gave her BABY cookies
@rerease 4 жыл бұрын
To that karen i k n o w w h e r e y o u l i v e
@rileybishop3597 3 жыл бұрын
I seriously need a sequel just about what happened with sally “getting shot at was not the worst thing that happened with sally” em
@dorkfish1275 3 ай бұрын
idk if there ever was one, but apparently sally was just being harassed by this EM, saying so much shit about her, and sally tried sending a c&d, but EM REFUSED to let the sheriff hand her the papers, so she never got the memo. sally was apparently suing her last I heard.
@jdangel6892 2 жыл бұрын
My girlfriend doesn't understand why I love videos like this. It honestly just makes me laugh with everything you post. I've honestly never ran into anyone horrible yet but if I do I'll share my experience. This is just a nice way of passing the time while I work or do other things.
@whynot8526 4 жыл бұрын
Dude, if the dad wants to buy it let him. It’s his money to do so, the kid will love both if he’s treated right regardless
@leton7565 4 жыл бұрын
Absolutely
@pedrothevenard 4 жыл бұрын
He can do whatever the fuck he wants for sure, but still a mom have just as much right to force the kids to not accept the gift, people forget that the legal guardian of the kids can flat out make the kids not accept the car, or even sell it and get the money to help raise the kid, it's completely legal, duchy for sure, but legal.
@tiltsword397 4 жыл бұрын
@@pedrothevenard not the kid's mom was bitching about it, but OP's new wife
@seamusperkins2526 4 жыл бұрын
Exactly. If the roles were reversed, people would be talking about how it just shows how successful the mom is and how strong she is for earning that money. But if it's the dad, hes a dick.
@seamusperkins2526 4 жыл бұрын
@@pedrothevenard not if the car isnt in her or his name. If it's in the dads name and it probably is, nothing she can do
@Styrelse 5 жыл бұрын
What the EP could use the money for 1. English classes 2. Spelling apps
@CTFC_1234 5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@jeremyconaway9180 4 жыл бұрын
i agree, "U wEre sMaRT SoON" the parent says in smartest, clear, and best state of mind
@canttouchthefluff 4 жыл бұрын
or euthanasia
@Styrelse 4 жыл бұрын
@@canttouchthefluff I mean you ain't wrong but sksksksksksksk
@sirfroze 4 жыл бұрын
How about a vaccine, BC apparently vaccines cause autism, and she cant get any dumber.
@colejizba8784 3 жыл бұрын
I deserve the money because I breath air! Lol 😂
@kylovesart 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly, the way I see it the dad absolutely had every right to send money he wanted to on his son's car. Because he and the mom discussed it first. Sure, she didn't realize how much he was going to be but it sounds like that was more her choice to let him take care of everything than him being secretive. You hear about parents showing up one day with a car that was really expensive without even discussing it with the other parents and I think that's bad. But she knew he was getting a car.
@minilea144 2 жыл бұрын
her problem was the amount spent. She was jealous. But dad was flexing. I can do this for our kids and you can't.
@hamytheturtle 5 жыл бұрын
"You're work is trash" "Your a dck" Me: blood boils (from the improper use of you're and your)
@colin5613 5 жыл бұрын
R/verysmart
@liminality8791 5 жыл бұрын
I is the most Creative Person stfu a lot of people thought this
@vixguy 5 жыл бұрын
HHahahahaa!
@megakaren2160 5 жыл бұрын
Ur right.
@tempsinger6290 5 жыл бұрын
I believe your wrong ( See’s person with gun and knife out window) I believe you’re wrong
@cleetuscleetus2535 4 жыл бұрын
"Omg your work is amazing may I have it for free?" "No" "YOUR WORK SUCKS HOW COULD ANYONE WANT THIS"
@xb_ionic621 3 жыл бұрын
Flamingo fan?
@savannahthegreeniguana5897 3 жыл бұрын
Haha first one was so bipolar
@josephfilyau4588 3 жыл бұрын
0 to 100 real fast
@Skeletor96ba 3 жыл бұрын
all entitled people in a nutshell
@darksentinel1191 3 жыл бұрын
While the first lady was trying to be "hip" my reaction is as follows. Me: *Paine's TFS Vegeta groan* No!
@channelxname5510 2 жыл бұрын
Man can roast people with sarcasm effectively. What. A. Human. Man's ascended at this point 🤣
@puppyton2793 5 жыл бұрын
Why do I deserve the money? Because I follow you bro
@studioreep7449 5 жыл бұрын
*And my mom has cancer
@ItsStat1c 5 жыл бұрын
Me too bro
@cidrenbuer7644 5 жыл бұрын
bRo
@kookcoco2679 5 жыл бұрын
Piggy bank
@monroerobbins7551 4 жыл бұрын
Okay, as a child of divorce, I don’t think the dad was being a douche. He wanted to get his kid something nice, and he said that relations with his wife were civil.
@NickJaime 4 жыл бұрын
@@tanyavolmer4784 you would have been right if he gave the car as a suprise but he invited both families over. He not only made it a birthday present but the kid was doing great in school, yet the mother made it clearly about herself and not about their son doing good in school. So we can assume she acted like this that she does this often to the father, who in fact has no obligation to that family.
@blackdemonknight 4 жыл бұрын
@@NickJaime Indeed plus not only was the kid getting it for doing well in school and for a birthday kid but you can count it as an award for getting his drivers liscene the previous month a trifecta of things that count as worthy for this car.
@liam_6996 4 жыл бұрын
Monroe Robbins I agree like if the dad is a successful businessman he should be able to get his son really whatever he think is best for his if that thing is a 50000 dollar car so be it
@cosplaymemories1487 4 жыл бұрын
Exactly!
@crisxian_g 4 жыл бұрын
I’m a child with split parents (they never married) and I think it’s not a douche move, he just wanted to give his son something he WANTED to give him, and literally being jealous because a family member has something pricier than what you have, for all we know, the mother could’ve been the literal opposite of the child, not nice, not doing well in school, etc. Plus it’s his birthday, this is the equivalent of your boss giving your best friend a damn good raise, and then saying “Hol up, he’s my best friend, so I should deserve at least the same as him!” Even though you damn good know he was responsible and real successful in his area of work
@Rait3n 2 жыл бұрын
Im a fan and i DEMAND you make more of your AMAZING videos that make me laugh :) Love ya
@khaizuto-kun1889 3 жыл бұрын
I just started watching your vids and I am loving them! Already subcribed and liked the videos I watched!!
@IcyRegret64 4 жыл бұрын
Choosing beggars: You'll get so much Exposure! Artists trying to make a living: PLEASE DON'T SAY THAT
@wiky2776 4 жыл бұрын
Nudists:👌
@shadowyt3769 4 жыл бұрын
Photographers: Oh NO!
@minnystrawb8453 4 жыл бұрын
I think it’s okay that he got that car, as long as he’s responsible. And considering how selfish that mom seems, she deserves to have the dad stick it to her. Like, how can you want that money and not just be happy for your child?
@stxr_child4574 4 жыл бұрын
I'm the fast one but I use a lot of gas
@sav1052 2 жыл бұрын
Fair point on the last bit. I would probably give my kid a studier and safer vehicle, something that would keep them safe if they got into an accident, but if they have the funds and give them to the kid in some form, he can't be all that bad.
@chelseaqualls4047 2 жыл бұрын
My ex used to talk about how influencing was a job and people should be more willing to "collaborate" with them. Then he became a photographer and changed his mind.
@111imagine111 2 жыл бұрын
"...... so I can fit them into my car before Sally kills all of us." hahahahahaha that was genuinely so funny, made my day
@kabukiblooki 5 жыл бұрын
If my kid wasn't a brat,I had the money and an ex Totally would do the same thing
@anddrom6853 5 жыл бұрын
I think he means the KZfaq kid
@mr.tuxido5684 4 жыл бұрын
The dad wanted to do something nice for his son.
@lynneufeld3175 3 жыл бұрын
@Central Intelligence Agency how much are those cars? How many horses under the hood?
@katerinaaqu 2 жыл бұрын
@@mr.tuxido5684 He can do something nice. He didn't need to go over the top to do it
@bobbyjon1614 5 жыл бұрын
that "when I talk to a customer i'll be nice" line is so great, why doesn't everyone use that?
@rollothecat2010 5 жыл бұрын
Yes, I thought it was great too. As I listen to these CB stories, I have thought frequently: you are not a customer if you want it free..
@Fireguy97 Жыл бұрын
I need the money because I'm a 66 year old guy that's a single mother. My kid is dieing of cancer, has a birthday coming up, and you're going to ruin her Christmas. She's crying now because you made her cry.
@susansusan6612 2 жыл бұрын
OMG, I'm dying !!! That onslaught of bleeped cuss words....
@proud19 4 жыл бұрын
Re: the BMW for the kid, I side with OP. He mentioned with pride how his son’s grades had been. This is clearly indicative of someone with maturity and goals. You reward success like that.
@centipedicmonster5084 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah and he gets cool points with all the other class mates with rich parents rather than having to show up in a 1980s Honda
@rishabhanand4973 4 жыл бұрын
@@centipedicmonster5084 cool points are overrated. i say roll up with a 1980s honda, see who makes fun of him for it so he knows who not to associate with.
@namikazer3273 4 жыл бұрын
I agree with op, the kid has done so many things successfully, so his dad can buy him any car so he got him a BMW and nothing's wrong with that, because the kid is successful he will obviously take car of the car
@epicepicgirl 4 жыл бұрын
I agree with op and also, he can do what he wants lmao
@aidanchow1051 4 жыл бұрын
Also I mean he is 17 so he almost is an adult
@maralorca6518 5 жыл бұрын
The first CB managed to use the wrong "your/you're' on multiple occasions in a single conversation. OP obviously needs to give the book to CB. He/she needs to read more.
@Monkeyman12534 5 жыл бұрын
I wish they didnt blur out the link
@YoDay 5 жыл бұрын
Hey can you tell me the full form of OP btw
@turtal2595 5 жыл бұрын
@kek xd You're**
@teacakes968 5 жыл бұрын
Woooosh
@turtal2595 5 жыл бұрын
@@teacakes968 Lmao
@mykillerkilljoy5108 Жыл бұрын
The Dad - trying to give his car a nice car for his birthday because he can afford it and thinks his son deserves it Rslash - obviously he's trying to stick it to his ex that she's poor and can't afford it
@adiyarnyoshi 3 жыл бұрын
You had about 857,000 subs when you did the calculation (unless I did it wrong) ,now you have over 2x more!!!! You are great entertainment and deserve every single subscriber
@juggalophunk 4 жыл бұрын
So a dad cant even spoil his son without people saying its a douche move
@mioszd3168 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah i was like WHAT ? at the moment he said that probably when his son is doing well in school i guess he can get a awesome present for birthday and that is called a douche move
@jet2550 4 жыл бұрын
“My son is doing g-“ “Shut up douche!”
@Eyeofnelms 4 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't say he spoiled his son so much as gave him a lesson on each and every way a car can go wrong. BMW = Broken Motors 'n' Wagons
@nicklancesabortedchild55 4 жыл бұрын
@@mioszd3168 He said Great. So he's probably has All A's. I agree with the dad as well.
@sleepyearth 4 жыл бұрын
Ermm how does a 17 years old pay to upkeep the car then? He needs dad to pay for it again? You don't spoil a 17 years old like this. It's too much tbh. if you have a child u would have understand it.
@treshawnjones3293 5 жыл бұрын
KZfaq finally monetized rslash I’m so happy for you man Keep up the good work
@sethsenshu5799 5 жыл бұрын
@negima50001 senses?
@Nimmo1492 5 жыл бұрын
Does this mean he can give me $1000?
@officerbanana9096 5 жыл бұрын
Yay, Good for him!
@c0dezeri909 5 жыл бұрын
YAY!!!
@kj4738 5 жыл бұрын
The ep who was in his story got fired off of KZfaq
@njdaninja1855 2 жыл бұрын
This channel is my #1 channel to have on in the background because I can just listen to them while I play my favorite games
@ShapelessIsle 3 жыл бұрын
I must remember not to be drinking something while watching these videos. I nearly spit coffee on my monitor.
@FredRated1967 3 жыл бұрын
Just to be safe, get or improvise a sneeze guard for your monitor. Personally, I use my phone. 😉
@Milesssxx 3 жыл бұрын
I need dat money because: “mY mOm hAs cAnCeR bRo! ”
@Skeletor96ba 3 жыл бұрын
i need this $132382038120381203120938109239231 gamer pc and same price chair because my mom has cancer and already has died bro
@Alvionalx 3 жыл бұрын
@@Skeletor96ba That’s (12^34e + 1.4928488400730)! (Factorial) Squared Rooted in calculators term.
@Skeletor96ba 3 жыл бұрын
@@Alvionalx uhhh neat! didnt know that.. just kinda typed numbers not expecting someone to put em in a calculator
@bunnyrose9203 3 жыл бұрын
*i want to become a youtuber because my mom has cancer* Like how the fuccccc is dat gon help
@arnoldfossman1701 3 жыл бұрын
I need the money because I'm a senior with a heart condition and can't possibly live long enough to spend it all. Oh, and I have nobody to leave it to so I have no clue what will become of the vast majority of it when I pass, but I neeeeeeed it. :P
@TheDelucaChannel 3 жыл бұрын
"because im so entitled, and i deserve that money more than you" in your entitled person voice ROTFLMAO
@arsalanzakariah4748 3 жыл бұрын
lol
@thehellwalker9564 3 жыл бұрын
Well you gotta thank the man for doing this (•‿•)
@TheTwinsShoow1 2 жыл бұрын
Rotflmao=Rolling on the floor laughing my a*s of
@jeffrains9569 2 жыл бұрын
Forgot to add him saying it in his entitled voice, that's classic!
@leonhaley5920 3 жыл бұрын
i dont want money from you lol your comments and content pays me enought lol great job
@Reaper-Leviathan-Official 2 жыл бұрын
Because I am "Entitled" to all your money I NEEEED IT him casually sipping coffee
@louiswalls9202 5 жыл бұрын
You said you would give each subscriber $800. That's a verbal contract so pay up or you'll hear from my lawyers.
@citadel8373 5 жыл бұрын
Layers!?!?! WHY ARE THERE ONIONS IN THIS!! AND OGRES!
@ktsuk1z918 5 жыл бұрын
*lawyers* and since I corrected you, I should totally get half of your payment ;)
@The-sg4rs 5 жыл бұрын
@@ktsuk1z918 yeah mate I got my *LAYERS* in here so give me money because you emotionally damaged me
@finris1 5 жыл бұрын
@@ktsuk1z918 You forget to capitalize the L and didn't put in proper punctuation. I know how much people love it when their spelling or grammar is corrected, so I know you will completely agree that I deserve all of your half. Oh, and if you don't, I will call the police on you.
@scvlogs6556 5 жыл бұрын
you NEED to pay me 6 million, I watch ALL your videos and watch the full thing so I DESERVE the 6 millon HELLO HELLO HELLOOOOOOO
@florence4372 5 жыл бұрын
*snaps fingers in front of face* hELLoOOOooo???
@philipweidnersr 5 жыл бұрын
Give free money... give free money... give free money!
@seaherne 2 жыл бұрын
Omg Dabney your voice has changed so much in the past 2 years! Always been hitting us with the top tier content 💜
@MoviesManifestation 5 жыл бұрын
Why I deserve it? "because my mom said so" Love you rslash
@theboy5516 5 жыл бұрын
Wat
@calebsp1335 5 жыл бұрын
my mom said if you do not give me all of it she will kill me :(
@plumdestiny6968 5 жыл бұрын
I was going to say the same soo i will sue for taking my idea because my mom said I can and she knows all the lawyers and judges and will get you sued for A LOT of money
@calebsp1335 5 жыл бұрын
@@plumdestiny6968 I will sue you for sueing me cuz my mom is beating me and she is screaming at me to say this so um give me the 675 till or I will get thrown off a bridge plz help
@robosanimation1416 5 жыл бұрын
Danial My mom said I deserve it!
@drewmurph2018 5 жыл бұрын
kicker... son crashed the new bmw into a lightpole at 90mph
@biasemporer66gaming79 5 жыл бұрын
Ha lol
@Normaldreemurr 5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@yeet2558 5 жыл бұрын
After he goes through the lightpole a house
@Sammy_The_Umbreon 2 жыл бұрын
'sleep with one eye open' I'd have responded 'silly you.' 'I don't sleep :)'
@mikepopiel9808 3 жыл бұрын
I love your vocal talents and sarcasm really entertaining [ not the you know joke I genuinely think that ]
@lollipopkitten6863 5 жыл бұрын
I’m a choosing beggar so I deserve the money more than anyone else. God it hurt saying that lol
@islaydragons1563 5 жыл бұрын
Crustykitten GIVE ME THAT MO- *coughs blood* ow...
@AuroraSkull 5 жыл бұрын
GIVE ME EVERYTHING IN THE WORL- *Wheezes* Yea ok nope
@Elhvir 5 жыл бұрын
HOW did you manage to say that without basically vomiting blood?! I salute you for your durability.
@kevinklas6419 5 жыл бұрын
GIVE ME A-*gets cancer* not worth the cancer bois...
@poseidon2363 5 жыл бұрын
So. Anyone who speaks that way has cancer?
@CarronBarboza 4 жыл бұрын
The kid splits his time between both parents houses. The dad doesn't need to power play to show he's more successful. It's probably already obvious.
@mirkos7196 4 жыл бұрын
That mother is BURND (sorry lerning english )
@MasterOfKnowledge. 4 жыл бұрын
His intention wasn't to show he's more successful, though. Dude just wanted to do a nice thing for his kid
@devilsadvocate7474 3 жыл бұрын
@@MasterOfKnowledge. ya that's what they meant
@katerinaaqu 2 жыл бұрын
@@MasterOfKnowledge. Yeah but still the gift was a bit over the top. He could get him a nice simple new car. It is already a good gift. I mean you don't need to give your son a BMW or a Ferari to do something good for them. He could get him a really beautiful car to start with and do his job. It is already too much that he alone is buying the car while she cannot. He didn't really need to buy a 50K car as well. I get what you mean and it is indeed really nice that he thinks his son should get such a nice car but still
@MasterOfKnowledge. 2 жыл бұрын
@@katerinaaqu Yeah, that's totally understandable and fair. It does seem very show-offy in a way, even if the dad had good intentions. I can see and agree on both sides of the point, I just sometimes like to think people wouldn't be so petty to intentionally do something like that. But that's just wishful thinking on my part, and really hope it's not the case here
@birdgvee4982 3 жыл бұрын
*puts on whiny voice* "You should give me the money because I'm. a. good. person." XDDD
@fightingblind Жыл бұрын
The dad made "kind of" a douchy move... BUT! It's his money he can do what he wants.
@somebody7876 5 жыл бұрын
8:15 "I have access, to the ENTIRE CURSE WORD LIBRARY!
@andrushattucknjfsc4165 5 жыл бұрын
Man-cat lol
@dariopadilla1021 5 жыл бұрын
Inside out reference 😂😂😂
@guadalupeosornio9589 5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Bruh-ss3ps 5 жыл бұрын
That dude legit said the nword, i dont think he was black(was that racist?)
@RaymondCampesino 4 жыл бұрын
So true also I was 100th to like
@mbalazs3544 4 жыл бұрын
4:38 so the dad is more successful than the wife? Why is him being successful a sin? lol
@mprice4674931 4 жыл бұрын
Shit, he can be petty if he wants, I don’t think he is tho. gotta be pretty broke and ridiculous to be envious of your 17 year old son 😂
@mikek4610 4 жыл бұрын
M Balazs because vagina
@nikolepma 4 жыл бұрын
Exactly I’d be happy for my kid
@jensenatkins8936 4 жыл бұрын
Because ask a feminist, and they will tell you that's sexist. Lol
@skarmex3439 4 жыл бұрын
Ask any feminist. A man who has 6 figures or more in his bank account is immediately a sexist misogynistic asshole that they for some reason deserve all his money and he be arrested for rape for some reason. That's the brain of a 3rd wave feminist. It's so pathetic it's funny lol.
@jeswainston 2 жыл бұрын
Store lady was looking to be able to sue someone … she’s a crazy piece of work.
@OnlyJustCrazy 3 жыл бұрын
Im seeing a common trend with all these ebeggars. 1.) Im a single mom. 2.) My children will die/be disappointed. Lol.
@poken9293 3 жыл бұрын
Yes mam
@joshuabeck6008 3 жыл бұрын
Ahh yes. The old "I'm having a baby" line. Worked with a guy way back who knocked up his new wife and he only started coming to work about 2 days a week because he was "having a baby". Even though they only just found out she was pregnant. Then he'd fly into rages when his pay was short. Feel bad for that kid. Or anyone thats going to have dealings with that kid later on.
@Fake_gamer_cat 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao that dad can buy whatever he wants for his kid. Also, he clearly thinks his kid is mature enough for that type of car and will take care of it
@slevinchannel7589 3 жыл бұрын
Hey! They End-Story had no End! Is that all? The police just says 'Maybe we look for some missing Boxes later...'??
@cowking2870 3 жыл бұрын
13:23 it's always the police with karens. Doesn't matter if the karen was commiting a crime, boom. Police called.
@Vivid-__ 3 жыл бұрын
nah the dude that bought his kid a car is a saint. i mean 50k is a lot and its an act of kindness to even buy a car.
@jackienettleton6212 4 жыл бұрын
Dad did nothing wrong, he had the means to buy him what he did. Not his responsibility to make his EX look good
@abhishekpradhan6414 4 жыл бұрын
I don't disagree with you completely but I feel parenting is not as cut and dry as it is. Even if you are not together, you need to make unified decisions for your kid as everything matters. Imagine you being in a group of friends, and one of your friends is not doing good financially, so you would consider that person before making plans that he can't afford to be part of.
@PogueMahone1 4 жыл бұрын
Daddy is being the bitch here. And IMHO, anyone who puts a 17-yo in charge of a dangerous $50K machine has more money than fucking sense.
@gabbyturtles5631 4 жыл бұрын
Jackie Nettleton you’re 100% right. The dad from what’s read didn’t do it out of spite he wanted to give his kid something nice. People these days take shit to the heart and are extremely selfish
@j.j.juggernaut9709 4 жыл бұрын
It feels like one of those stories where hearing the other side might make things a lot clearer. We will never know what types of people the ex-wife and husband are. The guy might have been an asshole and made it seem like he is the victim in this situation and the ex might not have been jealous at all. The mother MAY have been right that instead of a dangerous car, it would be much better to support his son financially... I guess they could just sell the thing lol
@ThorbzE 4 жыл бұрын
I just want to point out to all of you that an expensive car (because it is newer and thus better technology) is way safer than an old beater. Crash in an expensive car and you walk away even in ludacris crashes, crash a beater and you might die.
@maddikitten1306 5 жыл бұрын
The dad thought his son was doing well, even got his license. If the son was given a shitty cheap car or hand-me-down clunker, the mom would likely be paying for or begging her husband to pay for any major fixes if the car broke down. From experience, buying old cars or clunkers is what my dad would do to rework them entirely and make them run better. Even so, they only last for so long... The son should be able to go between houses easily and not worry about breaking down from the mother's possible definition of a beat-up car. HOWEVERRRR, $50,000 is a lot of money for a car.
@lisas292 5 жыл бұрын
I agree. We helped are kids get new cars because they went to college several hours away. You don’t want your son or daughter breaking down on a road at night. But 50k is a lot of money for a first car. The dad may not realize it but he is sticking it to his ex. But he should NOT give her the money. I feel bad for the son caught in the middle.
@MuttFitness 5 жыл бұрын
Maybe he comes from a rich family...?
@katerinaaqu 2 жыл бұрын
@@MuttFitness Well according to his story he was struggling before and he just happened to have his business succeed (or better that he succeeded better than he expected) but still the kid is both parents' child and both should have a saying to this and the mother is kinda right that the gift is over the top for a first car plus it can have complcations to the kid's personality or social life. The father is not a douche but he rushed as well The mother didn't react well but she has some point hidden under her childish reaction
@antonyduhamel1166 3 жыл бұрын
I couldn't stop laughing at the first beggar who managed to to misuse both "you're" and "your" in rapid succession. Also, the reason why I deserve $685,600,000 is because I'd divide the money equally among everyone I know (even if I only know them a little bit) so that a whole lot of people can have comfortable, happy lives instead of just one selfish bastard.
@banetteisunderrated8823 2 жыл бұрын
That first lady’s grammar confuses and frightens me like a toddler on fire.
@POOKIE5592 3 жыл бұрын
I choked on my coffee when you said you'd send Sally to come after her.
@slevinchannel7589 3 жыл бұрын
Hey! They End-Story had no End! Is that all? The police just says 'Maybe we look for some missing Boxes later...'??
@mecrumbly429___4 3 жыл бұрын
“I don’t think a new graphics card will help her”. FLEX TAPE CAN’T FIX THAT
@Dabloomfume 3 жыл бұрын
Flex paste can’t fix that either
@light_angelgamer1227 3 жыл бұрын
That's alot of damage
@bengalikitchenindia6336 3 жыл бұрын
YOUR VERY RICH. GIMME SOME OF YOUR FLEX TAPE AND 50000 DOLLARS. I DESERVE IT
@supershotgun5300 3 жыл бұрын
@@Dabloomfume BUT FLEX SEAL CAN (HAHA)
@kreyan9997 3 жыл бұрын
@MEE5 dammmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
@eorlundgraumahne37 Жыл бұрын
685k? Okay where is my money RSLASH? WHERE IS MY MONEY!?!?! Great video btw
@yourfavoritefrog 3 жыл бұрын
The mother who gets jealous over her son's car. CRAZY. I think the dad helped his son and as a mom , I'm happy if my son is happy, period.
@Nick-oo3jv 4 жыл бұрын
Exes have nothing to do with gifts for kiddos. If my kiddo did great in school and life in general, I'll give it. No matter what exes sais. Period
@janepaulhutson7426 4 жыл бұрын
Hey Nick, you also paying for the insurance, maintenance and gas, right?
@Nick-oo3jv 4 жыл бұрын
@@janepaulhutson7426 that's circumstancial. If kiddo is old enough to drive, then kiddo can pay for gas. And if he doesn't know how to take care and maintain the car I've failed as a parent. Insurance; I'd pay half at first and let him get used to the costs gradually.
@janepaulhutson7426 4 жыл бұрын
@@Nick-oo3jv thank you for my laugh today. You might want to crunch some numbers before you talk. New expensive car, male teen driver. Bmw will take care of basic maintenance on new one so that's cool, but still would not give kid that car at that age. Good grades high school = civic.
@Nick-oo3jv 4 жыл бұрын
@@janepaulhutson7426 where I'm from it's cold in winter. At age 12 we had some scrap cars and were driving on the ice (4ft+ thick). So when people get their license, they have years of experience already. Not to mention that Sweden also have the safest traffic in the world. Naturally one does not give a decent car to a poor driver. But if they know how to drive properly... No issue. Also don't need to think more than once about numbers. Some of us make more than enough anyways.
@xTwilightWolvesx 4 жыл бұрын
@@Nick-oo3jv Yeah. An expensive car is cool at first, but if your kid can't afford to maintain it/insurance, then you're better off getting them a cheaper car that they can afford. The kid would feel really guilty having to sell it off because they can't afford to maintain the car/insurance. Getting used to the costs won't change whether your kid can afford it or not. It's like buying a mansion for a homeless guy; there's no way they can afford it in the long term.
@thegoldenwarrior8042 5 жыл бұрын
Dad did nothing wrong. Not his fault he did good in life and wanted to show love for the son
@emblemknowles 5 жыл бұрын
It’s his money his call would I do it Hell no would get him a giant turd no do I think he is wrong no
@hubertnnn 5 жыл бұрын
He is more succesful in life than his ex and he wants to share with his son. I would say perfectly normal father behavior.
@largestick5772 5 жыл бұрын
I agree
@thereasonyourparentsfiledf3653 5 жыл бұрын
The golden warrior right
@123goscrewyourself 5 жыл бұрын
The wrong thing to do was to flip out. A calmer more measured response would have rectified the issue
@vampirehunterd4192 3 жыл бұрын
*Kid who got the 340i started getting mad tail* Thanks Pa Edit* I think the dad is a G. He's basically telling the ex-wife 'If you want a BMW tell your broke ass husband to get a better job and by you one.'
@beccahetrick9854 2 жыл бұрын
My mom had a rule about cars for me & my sister when we were teenagers. First car at 16/17 less than $10,000 and only 4 cylinders, second car at 18+ 6 cylinders, third car 21+ whatever you want.
@scottharmon709 5 жыл бұрын
As for the kid getting the 340i? That's awesome! As for the ex-wife/mom? Passionately Hug her! Now where's my exposure?
@litbird452 5 жыл бұрын
No I think the dad was right paying for something expensive doesn’t always mean your showing off your money he just loved his son
@thomaspowell7468 5 жыл бұрын
Lindsey Young I think the mom undermined herself by being selfish.
@gnosticagnostic9326 5 жыл бұрын
Agreed, yes the father is successful. But he wants to share that success with his son. That's awesome!
@Redmerkur 5 жыл бұрын
its just at his house he probably uses it when the kid is not there like most parents in those situations
@amberkjobech4720 5 жыл бұрын
He was just getting him nice car to show the son that he loved him.
@bradhan6811 5 жыл бұрын
That shows the mom was just thinking about her self
@coffeejelly520 3 жыл бұрын
I deserve it because I watch all your r/choosingbeggars and r/entitledparents all day long. :"> It's 9:40 pm here. -Ps, I love you btw-
@jacobvanveldhuizen4365 Жыл бұрын
"bossman bossman bossman...bossman bossman bossman bossman bossman bossman, bossman."
@jasonfrerichs6583 4 жыл бұрын
Giving a 17-year-old a $50,000 car is stupid.
@toomanybagels 4 жыл бұрын
@Ironclaw XII Jesus Christ if there's two sides to every story you seem very willing to send a load to the dad. Maybe they both suck.
@notthedj343ok4 4 жыл бұрын
Karen: hello police I’ve stolen something from someone and now they want their money back I’m scared please protect me Police: we can protect once you’ve payed the money and get in the cell
@gamerfc1 4 жыл бұрын
XD
@frog3262 4 жыл бұрын
69 likes heh
@tonymobley4156 Жыл бұрын
Sounds like a dad loves his son and wants to splurge on him. He's already paying more child support than is required. Now we get a look at why the mom is the ex. I'm happy when my kids get better things than me!!
@voidgalaxy3605 Жыл бұрын
4:37 : it’s not just that “dad can buy him nice things and mom can’t so should dad buy things even if it upsets mom” is absolutely outrageous mentality it’s essentially just saying “ok kiddo just because your mom can’t make money to buy you nice things I’m not allowed to either, now instead of one nice thing you could’ve thought we got you together you get nothing”
@AndrewZavadin 5 жыл бұрын
you owe me nothing i am entitled to nothing ~sad trombone~
@skt_blue1365 5 жыл бұрын
~plays trombone~
@jeffersonvillaluz2862 5 жыл бұрын
~plays when mom isnt home and gets shotted by a 8 year old toxic fortnite player~
@Exoryn 5 жыл бұрын
Comedic sad trombone or depressing sad trombone?
@saxmusicmail 4 жыл бұрын
I'm a musician and often get asked to play for free, "for the exposure" for some event or other. I ask, "Did you have to play for the venue? Are you paying the caterers? Table and chair rental? etc. Well, they aren't doing it free 'for the exposure, and neither will we.'" I've also been asked to play just 15 minutes or so, until the MC starts the event. "Oh, and is it OK if we use your microphone?" What they really want is use of my PA system... which I paid a fair chunk for, and use it for free, while having us play "filler music" for 15 minutes. Then hang around for the next 4 hours before taking down and loading up my equipment. No, I don't think so.
@dragonrider4653 4 жыл бұрын
Same, my mothers friend was getting married and she offered for me to play for no cost. Then when I said no and told them how much I would play the wedding for. She claimed that they would pay with exposure
@ayo-whats-this 2 жыл бұрын
It blows my mind how the first CB managed to mess every single your and you're.
@aldecursoe7173 4 ай бұрын
Dude send me the money bro I totally listen to you all the time and I deserve it!! 🤣🤣
@mangravy2897 5 жыл бұрын
Rslash: Why should you get the 685 million? Me: *rotates table 360 degrees* Rslash: Me: why shouldn't I?
@deathstroke6969 5 жыл бұрын
Nice joke but it would be 180 to make the money on your side, rotating the table 360 would make it just go back to rSlash. Dont yell at me just pointing out a fact
@KC-ro9to 5 жыл бұрын
@@deathstroke6969 waaah that's exactly why you move it 360
@martinsujavicius936 5 жыл бұрын
@@deathstroke6969 *yelling*
@moel-mufatish8438 5 жыл бұрын
@@deathstroke6969 that made me laugh harder than the actual joke
@deathstroke6969 5 жыл бұрын
@@moel-mufatish8438 Make someone laugh today ✔ Piss someone off today X Get a Pitbull puppy X Get a girlfriend X Graduate school with a 3.7 GPA...To Be Determined
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