Girl in my class said “Mercury has the most gravity because it’s closest to the sun.”

"MAMMALS DONT FLY" Bats: That's where you're wrong, kiddo

Screw what people say, wear kimono as much as you want. I'm Japanese and I can confirm, 99.9% of us would be happy for you to wear our cultural cloths. So screw the people who say you can't wear it. Wear whatever you want!

“Bats aren’t mammals! Mammals can’t fly. They are rooted to the ground.” (Or whatever the rest of that nonsense was) Wait til she learns that dolphins are mammals too 😱

"The Sun isn't that big." *Neither is your brain.*

“Bats are birds” sent me on a rage for a whole hour: started having a argument with my cat because she meowed at me while I was explaining why bats aren’t birds. Very mad at her right now

3:35 this is hilarious because I just got into bonsai and just this morning minutes before starging this video I was thinking about them and I realized "wait, I can bonsai an apple tree and have tiny apples growing on my dining table or something, holy shit. Or maybe pears or something, or tiny peaches". And now I'm so excited to try growing tiny fruit trees. And just for anyone actually curious, bonsai is literally just confining a normal tree to a pot so it never gets big, there's no difference in its genetics or anything like that. They just do everything they would do normally, but smol.

*“Is that the guy who trends on twitter every fourteen seconds for literally no reason?”* That is the power of dream stans and his fame

“Since when has Christmas had a ‘t’ in the middle” Ah yes, celebrating the birth of Chris

"You do realise chickens have four legs" He won't accept he said this.

Another thing about the Sesame Street one is that staying in a trash can and avoiding people is what Oscar does anyway, he just wanted to be a grouch and tell everyone that he was avoiding them to get a reaction. Clearly it worked better than he expected since someone took it politically.

"BAT ARE BIRDS","the sun isn't that big" and "who am i to question the great power!" Made me chuckle a little bit

"He has a PhD and you live in Kentucky." As someone who also lives in Kentucky, that one hurt.

A girl in my maths class said she was refusing a HPV vaccine because she didn’t want to be injected with Capricorn and disrupt her star symbol, which she proudly proclaimed was cancer.

"Since when has Chrismas had a 't' in the middle?" Everyone named Chris: *Behold*

9:02 first of all it is obvious this guy/girl/ or whatever knows nothing about japanese culture since, when non japanese people are seen dressed in geisha attire or in kimonos and get their makeup done, japanese people see it as respectful. it is seen as how you look at their culture, and wearing a kimono is respectful to them. (and yes i know she was wearing a yukata and not a kimono)

“Since when has Christmas had a ‘t’ in the middle” the birth of Jesus Chris

"Hey Satan, someone's here. He said his name is Satin." "I don't know who made that guy, shoo him away."

8:17 being Irish i can say ah um *W H A T*

5:29 reminds me when my dad gave me my neighbor's old books about growing cannabis, and he'd gone through every single one and defaced any instance of "evolved" and replaced it with "developed" when the two words are literally synonyms, or a time peroid longer than 6000 years he'd just cross out and correct to "somewhere around 6000 years ago". He's such a freaking weirdo pretending to be into science but then refusing it all the time, that's why we're not even on speaking terms and I got those books through my dad. I could never stand being around him because there was never an intellectual discussion around the man, just him laughing in everyone's face and saying they're wrong and that he has this profound knowledge of the universe from God Himself. Idk how my dad is still friends with him, his whole family is sick of his BS lol

Can’t stop imagining this: “Hey man, do you watch anemia?” “...What?” “You heard me, anemia! They’re like Japanese cartoons!” “That’s not what it’s called...”

One girl in my class said, with confidence “gravity is the air between the earth and moon”

Today I had a Spanish test where we had to translate phrases from English to Spanish while the teacher read them aloud. One of the phrases was “You are right”, and I felt the need to say, “that’s something you’ll never hear of twitter”

"All forms of art are made with fingers" Singers: 👁👄👁

Questions was “What event occurred in October in 1939” and a girl answered “9/11”. She followed it up with “ohhh you said October”

13:08 that's actually a double feature in "Confidently incorrect" because what Jenny is referring to is a live stream, not a response video, it's actually 12 hours long (11:55 minutes if I'm not mistaken) and only 4 of those hours are actually dedicated to her. For an off the cuff breakdown of a half hour video between 4 people, not Bad.

That person with the bonsai tree should really watch the ending of Season 1 Episode 5 of Body of Proof for the answer of how Bonsai trees exist. Crap now I wanna watch Body of Proof again.

This is also a bit of r/rareinsults lol- “You goddamn Vitamin D-deficient circus clown”

This Chris guy seems nice and chill _you could make a religion out of this_

16:51 This flex was SO HARD that I had to stop and clutch my heart.

"Every book, which wasn't many/made." Grammerly: No, no, it's "Everyn't many book" The writer: What the?

The phrase "the sun isn't that big" reminds me of my teacher in grade 6 who said that the moon was bigger than the sun and the whole class was just like "huh? 😶" . So we all had to convince her the sun was bigger than the moon.

I love some of the insults people come back with. “Room temperature IQ” 😂

I want this interaction "And your exact qualifications are?" "A degree in common sense"

0:43 I just wanted to say, Lexington. That's all. This was a great video! Keep up the great work!

Girl in my science class asked the teacher: "If the Earth is round, then why don't penguins fall off the bottom" This girl was in highscool.

“You son of a klansman” is definitely going into the inferno burns along with “You are the human equivalent of a participation award.”

3:04 ジャパねせ：るで。 English: Rude.

Since when did Christmas have a T in it? Ah yes, all hail the great Chris!

2:28 This whole “BATS ARE BIRDS” thing reminded me of that one little storyline in Calvin and Hobbes where Calvin ✨confidently✨ and ✨incorrectly✨ asserted in his school report that Bats were bugs

I remember someone saying, "Don't call him Asian. He isn't Asian, he is Korean. Totally different countries." And my seoul left me that day... Edit: Putting "seoul" so people can stop replying with the pun.

10:36 the best part is that the correction is also wrong...

"Science spelled backwards is..." "Completely irrelevant to any point anyone could ever want to make"

"The cows are all given girls names" If that yoghurt ISN'T made from female cow excretions I don't fucking want it.

“Also, I think men can dress however they want and it’s not any of your goddamn business you f*cking creep.” One of the many reasons I love Robin.

5:33 Incorrect. The character of Elon Musk was inspired by Tony Stark. Get it right, people.

Someone said that Halloween was a comedy. Mmmm... yes... comedy... Their reasoning was, and I quote, "I wasn't scared at all during the movie, therefore, it's not a horror movie."

Imagine the poor people who believed the baby thing and thinks their moms wanted to straight up murder them as soon as they were born

Ah yes, Chrismas, that time of year we celebrate the birth of Chris

11:25 we really need to get charlie here on the magic school bus and give him a lil lesson on how BASIC THINGS ANY COMPETENT PERSON WOULD KNOW

Ah yes, bats, my favourite kind of birds.

"post mortem distress birthing" sounds like someone giving birth due to distress...after death??? This guy doesn't even know what the terms he made up actually mean...*sigh*

It hurts. Storytime: Girl in my class said that Mars had a ring.

My mother said I look good, she was confidently incorrect

"VITAMIN D-DEFICIENT CIRCUS CLOWN" LOL I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THAT

I don’t like to say “I lack the brainpower at this time” but will admit that sometimes in the early morning, after no sleep, I definitely feel that way when talking, or writing a comment.

Idea: Valentine’s Day special intro. Here’s an example: “Hello, welcome to EmKay! My names’s Robin and I’m going to be robbin your heart this Valentine’s Day!”

it's hard to win an argument with a smart person, but it's impossible to win an argument with a stupid one

"I genuinely don't know where to start with you so I'm not going to bother." Saving this for future use.

Someone: "Mammals dont fly, we're confined to the ground" The wright brothers: "Are we a joke to you?"

2:28 Fun fact: since bat wings are just skin stretched over fingers, bats fly with the power of jazz hands

my friend thought virgin and virgo were the same thing and kept insisting “I’m not a virgin, i’m a taurus”

Random person on the Internet: “There’s only two genders🙄🙄” Fungi: “Hold my drink…”

"50 × 0 is still 50. But 0 × 50 is 0" Welp congratulations you just killed my last two remaining braincells

“Lesbians don’t exist” Me: Slowly fades into the void

This entire video gave me a condidence boost knowing that people who are confident on the internet can just be fucking moronic while being 100% sure of what they're doing

18:12 he absolutely was Darth Vader before he put on the suit, palpatine named him that as his sith apprentice after Anikin helped him kill Mace Windu, he exact words after said event were, "Henceforth, you shall be known as Darth Vader." This was before the black suit we are all so familiar with, watch the movie good lord.

I don't want milk from a "male cow."

Robin sounds like a game show host who is SO happy to tell you got the wrong answer

Man, half of these people could become superheroes with how far they're able to reach to come up with their bullshit conclusions.

"This is chicken not salmon" I DEID RIGHT THERE

It's incredible how people like those still exist, and internet give them a way to amplify their message

I bet that "chrismas guy" is named Chris.

I feel that a crosover between this sub and r/rareinsults would be the perfect balance. like, we get infuriated by the incorrectness, but then feel better with the outlandish response

2:52 The British/Irish comedy series "Father Ted" has a genius scene in which the titular character tries to explain to his dim-witted colleague the difference between tiny toy cows, and faraway cows standing in the field. This reminded me of that...

"Japanese cartoons are all the same, so name any and it'll fit." Death note and Glitter force

That guy with the "bat are birds" be like "If it flies it's a biiiiiird"

I remember arguing with my teacher about whether Greenland was in Europe or North America

This Reddit infuriates me more than it entertains me sometimes. I know you’re supposed to just have a laugh and let go but some of these just fill me with UNYIELDING RAGE and a sadness I can’t explain like I know people are not gonna know everything but some things are (or should be) common knowledge idk

All of these posts are the meme that’s like: “The world before and after your opinion”

Remember kids, when you are not sure about something, ask Google-sensei.

at like 4:18 so the empire chose to discontinue clones for a few reasons: 1. accelerated aging means they grow old really fast, which isnt good 2. The kaminoans wanted more money, and the empire didn't want to keep paying. So they switched to enlistment and boom stormtroopers

"someday we'll have the technology to send you there! y'know, as proof?" holy shit thats the scariest thing ive heard from you LMAO

"bats are birds" News headline: Man loses additional bit of hope he didn't know he had

"Mammals never fly just because we can't fly" That is basically what that one person in the video said.

Confidently incorrect is making ourself feel smart

18:57 if anyone ever tells me "gay people don't exist" i'm going to look at my hands and yell "OH NO, I'M FADING!" and then run off

7:00 No. As a pagan, I can confirm that we do not do this, and our lives are usually consumed with cleansing, doing rituals under the full moon (which aren’t satanic), and looking at pretty rocks.

"Since when did Christmas have a t in it?" "Those who betray Chris will face true damnnation" -Someone

1:30 well there is a thing called post partum depression, guess they heard about that.

Putting the "Chris" back in Chrismas. lmao.

Robin: "All forms of art are made with fingers." *Cries while singing*

"Everyn't many book" Sun Tzu, Art Of War

That person gonna freak out when he finds out birds are mammals too

Him:Im your Host Robin My Brain: ROBIN DA BANK

"I do love people making fools of themselves." Me and probs you aswell: Allow us to introduce ourselves.

I can't imagine what milk from a bull would taste like. Neither do I want to.

When I saw the grammarly one, I almost died because one time, they wanted to fix a word to make the sentence better, so I did, THEN THEY WOULD WANT ME TO CHANGE IT BACK BECAUSE THAT WAS BETTER 🤣🤣🤣

Some kid in my class said there’s no water in the air because we would all Drown.😂

"If Facebook doesn't consider this disinformation to be terrorism they need to review their policy" Facebook: why stop it when you can spread it? Than more people will talk about you!