Carpeted bathrooms are for medical reasons mostly, to stop people passing out and hitting their head. High blood pressure, narcolepsy, seizures etc

If you’re wondering why benches are so crap, it’s so the homeless can’t sleep on them, thus using tax dollars to make it easier to ignore homelessness, instead of bothering to fix it.

"Unattended children will be sold to the circus" My mom: *Looks at me* They're gonna buy you for a pretty penny

The reason they put the curtains up is because, they want to *look* like they have curtains to attract people who, idk, want actually shade in their room. But they don't want to have to replace them after the 24/7 blasting sunlight makes them fade after a while. It's worse than a dumb mistake, it's a cut corner and a lie

The power of a flying brick is quite powerful.

The worst thing about those public benches: I believe you are 100% right about them being designed like that on purpose so that homeless people don't squat on them during stormy nights

5:44 my friend has stairs like that, we would put a mattress on the bottom and jump from the side

if the undertale hoodie doesn't have the text flying off of it, i'm burning it.

The curtains you cant close: me putting curtains into my sims houses because they look cute

Robin: “What’s next a carpeted garage?!” Me: *Profusely sweating*

Fun fact: The actual reason they are placing benches like that is to stop homeless people from sleeping on them :D

6:27 It's simple, If you shoot a woman in their heart, they die if you shoot a man in their crotch, they may not die, but they'll be down for quite a while.

fun fact: you can actually buy carpet for your garage. people own carpeted garages.

Giving a like just for Sans. And as a chicken farmer I can confirm that chickens will practice cannibalism if they are given a chance. If a chicken dies, I have to hurry to make sure they other chickens don't eat it

"What’s next?A carpeted garage!?" *you have no idea what people will put carpet on*

My name is Robin and today we are going to be sobbing.

The amount of antihomeless design you can find in this subreddit gets me so heated.

“What’s next, a carpeted garage?” Me, with a carpeted garage: _sweats nervously_ Seriously though my dad made it so that parts of the garage have carpets in it and parts that don’t when he remodelled it so it’s technically carpeted and I thought it was normal for the longest time lmao

Sans says "You're gonna have a bad time."

7:43 I fucking LOST IT after Ootumn, and Sprong.

1:30 I can only imagine the horror of that chicken. Being forced to hold the fried leg of his mother and forced to put on a fake smile. Just so he can buy enough grain to feed his family. How unfortunate

I'd like to point out that chickens will happily eat an injured or dead chicken. For them, it's not cannibalism, it's just food. They're omnivores.

I love how random Robin can get with his intros. "Hey its Robin, I'm pretty sure the tallest one, and welcome back to Emkay"

"You're gonna have a bad time" *Only if I bought that hoodie of course. So you're the one who's having a bad time because nobody is buying you*

Forget about the text floating off the shirt because its description literally reads "Mens Hoodies Sweatshirt for women...".

3:05 Bold of you to assume that I'm loved in the first place

That "You're gonna have a bad time shirt"? That isn't crappy design. That's just Sans breaking into reality to cause chaos

The kettle cable was rolle onto the wrong way, that's not on the designer. xD

5:25 User Error; Cord should be coiled counter-clockwise in order for the plug to fit in its slot. Based on geometric data and the fact that I am the physical embodiment of a conscious and self aware universe, you can be sure it will coil correctly after my instruction. :p

“I’ve seen Supernatural, it’s not pleasant.” Is my favorite part of the video. I’ve seen SPN references in other videos. Love to see it!

To be fair, chickens don’t really care what they eat. Cannibalism is quite common amongst them.

10:12 You're actually right! It's called "hostile architecture", and it's made that way so a "problem" doesn't have to be seen. For example, leaning bars and benches with armrests on them are added so homeless people can't use it as a bed.

On the sign photo, the vertical signs have priority over road marks, so you have to turn right

"You're gonna have a bad time" Described r/cursedcomments and r/crappydesigns well, in the first few seconds too

Carpet in a gym.. that's pure nightmare fuel ngl-

5:07 as a wise man once said: "never put faces on windows"

Ruck means walking with a weighted backpack, called a rucksack. It’s a way to trick your body into working out for your body weight plus the weight in the rucksack.

the stairs are in OSHA violation as it says in form 1926.1052(a)(3) "Riser height and tread depth shall be uniform within each flight of stairs, including any foundation structure used as one or more treads of the stairs. Variations in riser height or tread depth shall not be over 1/4-inch (0.6 cm) in any stairway system."

about that carpeted garage... we may have moved a bunch of old rugs to our garage since we didn't have anywhere else to put them...apparently its softer to walk on

1:17 is a accurate representation of my mental state

1:17 i know this station, and personally sat on that bench. It wasn't raining but still.

0:59 I love how you could tell the designer thought he was cleverly smart with this one

5:25 if OP would of wrapped the cable the other way around it would actually fit. so no crappy desing there

Instead of looking at a closed stall and thinking "someone's in there"; I get women who look in the crack to see if there's someone there. Full grown women. Like, at least look under for feet, I'd prefer that. Tf is wrong with people. Happens a lot unfortunately :/

7:48 Can't wait for the STONKS guy to pronounce it like that and it will be a geniune meme

robin is by far the best narrator on here, second is lexi you gotta stop shaming yourself dude, cuz listening to you is one of the funniest things the "oh god" 's and "oh nonoNO" 's are so good, they make my day

"What's next, carpeted garages?" I have some bad news regarding my parents' house...

At 5:00 , the Chinese text is TRYING to say "Limited to ages 6 and up," but the translation is so off that it sounds like a start time 😂

I have a Christian school near me where the gym is also carpeted. Is this a church thing?

Tbh I'd kind of want to live in that house with all the windows. I'd put bizarre disconnected things in each one, such as a portrait of a cat dressed as a medieval lady, a taxidermied owl between 2 furbies, a rack of crystals, a poster of different kinds of fish, the ugliest most grossly colored vase I can find, and a mixture of window stickers from various holidays to cover all the bases without needing to change out decor each season. I want people to ask themselves so many questions they'll never get answers to.

"What's next?! Carpeted Garage?!" Ferb! I know what we're going to do today!

10:17 me putting rooms in my minecraft house without looking at the outside

Day 258 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/forbiddensnacks -r/Chadtopia -r/ofcoursethatsathing Anyone: -r/HumansBeingBros And finally: -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice) Thanks! :D

Him saying nowopen than pen pineapple apple pen all confused got me laughing so hard

1:07 This reminds me of an awning at a hospital I went to that didn't cover about a foot and a half of space against the building except for over the doors and all the benches were against the building so whenever it rained all of the benches were soaked

I’ve also gone to a church with a carpeted gym. Mormons be crazy, man.

with the cable one that doesn't fit if it was wound the other way it would probably work

10:12 well that’s a big brain design. When it’s raining more people can take shelter under it. When it’s not raining, the side walk is wider and benches aren’t in the way while still getting their fair bit of shade.

7:38 the worst is that it says "style in language, language style in" Instead of "style in language, language in style"

'whats next a carpeted garage?' me with a carpeted garage: none taken.

"What's next? A carpeted garage?" Sadly, these is quite common where I live. Hate to ruin your faith in humanity

"What's next a carpeted garage" We had to take carpet out of our garrage and basement when we were trying to fix up this house. What's even worse is they told us we had to fix up the house in order to buy it and they hired someone to look at the house that basically told us in order to buy the house we needed to replace the flooring on the basement, after we removed the carpet. The flooring on the basement under the carpet was concrete. They wanted us to find a way to replace a concrete floor holdin up a house within 3 days, without any tools. We put something over the concrete to make it look better instead and they tried to keep us from buying the house because there was some dust on the floor after that.

Fun fact, carpeted bathroom keeps you from slipping, and most have special carpet that keeps from staining, they are usually installed in homes where elderly people live.

Me: sees sans hoodie My brain: *It’s raining somewhere else/song that might play when you fight sans/sans./megalovania intensifies*

there's actual QWERTZ keyboards, also they would have the Y in place of the Z compared to a normal keyboard

Thank you for this beautiful video. Sometimes all we need is a little laughter delivered to us by a host with a little commentary.

I love that Robin has a breakdown every time there's carpet where it shouldn't be. It's a very appropriate reaction.

5:20 Would it work if the wire were to ravel the other way around?

5:20 it triggers me how this is crappydesign when the person posting clearly rolled it around the wrong way and i would bet it would fit the other way around

On the bottom of the "You don't deserve equality" thing, it says "It's your right".

As an audio engineer, I feel I should point out that the "pointless curtains" might be to suppress reverb.

me after seeign the first design realising people make undertale shirts: *ill take ur entire stock*

I just realized the music syncs to the letters in the intro, that is NOT crappy design.

0:44 i remember lifting a church carpet and finding out that the floor had swastikas

Ironically enough, housemates and I are actually planning to put a carpet in the garage, but only because we don't plan on putting cars in there.

Hears robins voice: creams

Fun fact: corn kernels are fruit

CrappyDesign always proves that the generation that grew up playing The Sims now have jobs that are using the "skills" they honed in making murder houses.

I love Robin's reaction when he sees carpet in the bathroom

I eat the mold off the cheese

First let’s go

The people who put the benches knows exactly what they're doing

The disgusting noise robin made about the carpet made me wheeze for 5 mins straight

8:51 even the door is sad about its existence

Imagine a room with an inappropriate carpeted area and poorly fitted curtains, *and they don’t match*

Funfact: Chickens have a high tendency for cannibalism - so the chicken holding fried chicken isn't that bad of a design choice when you think about it

I agree, privacy in a public restroom needs to be a thing in America. Also, a law that demands that those nasty places are cleaned every hour, on the hour.

my friends just got their first apartment together (not dating just homeless friends in need) and they weren’t particularly picky with how it looked because of that. And now they have a carpeted kitchen and a carpeted bathroom.

Me: Ah time to go to bed an- Also Me: *To do this action requires emkay, more specifically R0B1N*

Robin: What's next? Carpeted garage? Me: Don't give them ideas!

Guess who also has a carpeted kitchen in his rental, THIS GUY Landlords didn't wanna fix the tiles lol

(9:49) I see Lord English got a job in graphic design.

The sign that sounds like it's written in broken Spanish is supposed to say "be unapologetically you" took me a while to understand that.

"What's next? A carpeted garage?" And I'm just going to pretend I didn't hear that.. or think about my garage that's carpeted...

Fun fact!: i basketball the point counts if it passes through the rim not the net. The only reason for the net is so you can see the ball go through the rim easier!

Bathroom stalls are like that because because they’re cheaper and its easier for first responders to get to a person in case someone passes out or something

9:44 hold on lemme try to read that "Choose your savings" "Save up to 130$ on Coffee Makers" "+25% on (I can't read it) and shipping"

4:00 waiy, this looks EXACTLY like my grandmas kitchen, but my grandma doenst have carpets in the kitchen

3:07 It is for this exact reason that English teachers tell you to be careful with commas. It is supposed to say, “Forget that/it(whatever was previously mentioned), you are loved!” Instead it says, “Forget (that) you are loved!” It makes it go from assuring you that you are loved, and to forget whatever would make you think otherwise, to tell you that you are unloved.

One of the multi-million dollar buildings at my old job had a six foot gap in it. They started building at both ends simultaneously and when they used the "correct" amount of materials to meet, there was a six foot gap right in the center. We're talking structural I-beam columns, windows, and everything, stopped six feet apart. They effectively put an eight foot piece of rubber all the way around the outside of the building , sealed it, and called it good. They make high-voltage electric car batteries in that building today