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@aetheralmeowstic23923 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: scientists stationed in Antarctica are starting to develop a unique accent. Yes, as of 2019, we're seeing the birth of the Antarctic accent.
@markshoemaker2362 жыл бұрын
I remember that symbol
@Crunchy_Chris2 жыл бұрын
No way
@blackfoxstudios41012 жыл бұрын
2019? I haven't heard that word in year
@sergentjohncaptain25572 жыл бұрын
Oh fuck, oh fuck.. Im outa here
@cia10602 жыл бұрын
Hi Lewis
@doem_0.13 жыл бұрын
Boomer humor: I hate my wife Millennial humor: I hate my life Gen Z humor: T R U C K
@progmetalfan42702 жыл бұрын
Till Lindemann: why not all 3?
@NotPaint0nPluto Жыл бұрын
H O N K
@roccovitacco7041 Жыл бұрын
TRUCK
@LolBit215GamerCherry1 Жыл бұрын
Gen A humor: I’m depressed
@justanotheranimeprofilepic6 ай бұрын
I hate that you're right. "Funt me" took me out
@featherbloom3 жыл бұрын
The thumbmail reminds me of that meme: "YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY" "YOU'VE BEEN STRUCK BY" "TRUCK" *_"OW"_*
@bluelightning32903 жыл бұрын
yes
@CozyHQ3 жыл бұрын
same
@deltasexual82513 жыл бұрын
"NO SERIOUSLY MY SPINE AND PELVIS ARE BROKEN PLEASE OH MY GOD IT HURTS OW"
@Tega_Mroll3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@bluezitrone97313 жыл бұрын
XD
@VirtualVega3 жыл бұрын
"WHEN DAY BREAKS AT AN ORPHANAGE!" BRO THAT HAD ME CRYING
@brodster70423 жыл бұрын
When 1st graders hear someone mention fortnite:
@IcyFoolWasCool3 жыл бұрын
@hv a happy day *SHUT UP BOT*
@Punk_Trans_Wizard133 жыл бұрын
Same
@idkmypurposeman.36063 жыл бұрын
Calm down let em out buddy let em out
@jozefvitani94343 жыл бұрын
Actually true
@Mega-rx9sr3 жыл бұрын
The fact that Jack is a scp fan makes me happy
@djt080319963 жыл бұрын
Lexi's mentioned them too
@Mega-rx9sr3 жыл бұрын
@@djt08031996 I know that but since this is a hack video it was more relevent to mention him
@Tripleblade.3 жыл бұрын
Um, could someone tell me what scp is?
@djt080319963 жыл бұрын
@@Tripleblade. the scp foundation is a fictitious government foundation dedicated to containing anomalies
@TheSilverCanine_R3D-H3 жыл бұрын
What about SCP-1471?
@kittehfaux71593 жыл бұрын
“It’s scp-001” Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?
@idkmypurposeman.36063 жыл бұрын
YEAH JACK WICH ONEEE
@localfriendlycloud77203 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@Shiningstar64773 жыл бұрын
They said "when day breaks" right after so i think that one
@CookiedoughProductions3 жыл бұрын
I knew it when he first said it
@muma69623 жыл бұрын
I dont
@jd_kreeper27993 жыл бұрын
I actually went to the YMCA as an after-school program from ages 6-11 and the staff would encourage the "normal" kids to stay away from me because I'm autistic. I think they thought I would be a horrible role model for them.
@Noblesse_Sapphire2 жыл бұрын
I think, this is the right time to dab at them and poke their eyes out :D Jokes aside, I hope you feeling okay now (:
@anautistictheatrekid15622 жыл бұрын
The same happened to me! Some people still do that at school
@ruanaur2 жыл бұрын
The staff is right
@jd_kreeper27992 жыл бұрын
@@ruanaur If you believe every autistic person is a fucking idiot and therefor kids shouldn't learn from then and behave that way, that does make sense, however, that's not necessarily the truth Most of us are semi-functional human beings who just need some help getting around, in exchange for our unique ability to see the world differently and create a plain of existence on our minds. And even then, the "stupid" ones aren't necessarily stupid, rather misunderstood. They're not "dumb" because their brains are unable to understand their surroundings, rather they are just confused and don't know what's going on, because the world can be overwhelming at times. In that case, those individuals belong in a proper environment until they're ready and have learned to cope with life.
@anautistictheatrekid15622 жыл бұрын
@@ruanaur no No they are not
@friendlygamers17433 жыл бұрын
Jack - Knows about SCP - 001 Me - I see that you are a man of culture as well
@user-mo6wo2mk9m3 жыл бұрын
There are like 50 of SCP-001 but I think it was "when day breaks".
@tthe_butcher3 жыл бұрын
@@user-mo6wo2mk9m yeah it was
@ng34143 жыл бұрын
@@user-mo6wo2mk9m he literally said "when day breaks" so yeah
@watchstuff56793 жыл бұрын
@@user-mo6wo2mk9m they made it so no one will know the true scp 001
@izzyb_ella_m53623 жыл бұрын
“But hey! There’s nothing wrong with being creative. As long as your not bad at it” Everyone: _guess I’ll never be creative😀_
@bandonawagon75743 жыл бұрын
Italics emoji go brrr
@BIazeTHES3NPA13 жыл бұрын
_😌👍_
@234o933 жыл бұрын
Get me to 1k
@jaredhumphries89673 жыл бұрын
I thought we all agreed never to be creative again?
@H1283 жыл бұрын
@@234o93 no
@jkopguy63873 жыл бұрын
glad to know the emkay narrators are up to date on scps
@Punk_Trans_Wizard133 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@faolanoan41783 жыл бұрын
Yea Man
@lukapetrovic4123 жыл бұрын
Ye
@Mdrapsy3 жыл бұрын
@I care Can you *SHUT UP*
@holly-spy3 жыл бұрын
@I care SHUT UP
@thekeeperofbalance3 жыл бұрын
“Go home words, you’re drunk”, is an excellent description of most of this video
@The_Professional_Moron3 жыл бұрын
1:39 That room is sealed off for a reason… Breaking down the wall has dire consequences, not just for your bank balance, but for the entire world.
@apinterlpacific3 жыл бұрын
aren't st mean stairs
@theicetypesnivy69833 жыл бұрын
Where else would they keep the scp blanket?
@lynneconklin9173 жыл бұрын
@@theicetypesnivy6983 I swear I was just thinking that!
@aizenanimates12503 жыл бұрын
the TOOTRNO one cracked me up
@sdbegotist3 жыл бұрын
The on meth version Tortoro
@Lilly_watermelonsugar3 жыл бұрын
Same. Mostly the way he said it
@AdrianHereToHelp Жыл бұрын
Okay but we need to appreciate the editing at 9:10-somehow managed to perfectly visually communicate aggressively tapping on paper
@crusaderxavier3 жыл бұрын
“Brother this is some high level heresy” some Space Marine probably
@Mysendell3 жыл бұрын
procceds to get bolter and shoot screen
@234o933 жыл бұрын
Get me to 1k
@AJLord3 жыл бұрын
You've been hit by You've been struck by Truck
@Cyberfreq943 жыл бұрын
9:36 my sides hurt help. The way he said that killed me
@ceu1601933 жыл бұрын
8:45 I read it as "Substance against abuse". Looks like they got bully repellent.
@TheHotBlade3 жыл бұрын
"No, it begins with an M!" "Oh. MASSIVE TRUCK!"
@bearreyes18373 жыл бұрын
nice gumball reference
@youngling39373 жыл бұрын
Ur mom
@youngling39373 жыл бұрын
@Woter bruh
@themastergluesniffer3 жыл бұрын
Ur mom
@sillicon82273 жыл бұрын
Ur mom
@brainstorm6233 жыл бұрын
Capt. America: "Funt Me." Me: "Only after dinner and movie."
@zionsgates38733 жыл бұрын
is that even a word?
@shamrock6393 жыл бұрын
0_0
@shamrock6393 жыл бұрын
@@zionsgates3873 ?_?
@sams_enfp3 жыл бұрын
5:26 is this the part 2 of HEAL THY BURGERS? all ye shall come to me for the healing of smoothies
@GrumpyCat_OwO93 жыл бұрын
"Why do they all look like they're about to invite me to a Yiff party" Somethings wrong i can feel it.
@Elfilinfan2 жыл бұрын
Pfp tho
@sharking25193 жыл бұрын
"heal thy smoo thies" that had me dying.🤣
@sherrymlerry41843 жыл бұрын
HOLY SHIT!! 2:42 I KNOW WHERE THAT IS! I have a photo of that myself! (I never posted it anywhere, so no this isn't my post, befor you ask). Its in New Zealand, I don't remember exactly where, but whenever my family and I go on skiing trip we passed that sign, and make fun of it ever time.
@Kratos-kp1uo2 жыл бұрын
2:59 "Our coffee is sourced from only the finest of internal bleeding victims!" - Nestle
@Raerofficial2 жыл бұрын
5:38 it’s a song by The Cars called “Let The Good Times Roll.” The lines are: “Let them leave you up in the air Let them brush your rock and roll hair Let the good times roll”
@chaosrainX3 жыл бұрын
7:59 I am quite certain that European showers are designed for you hold the shower head like the detachable ones here in the states. Been to Germany and their showers were nearly identical
@ng34143 жыл бұрын
I ended up spending an hour before actually watching the video, after Jack mentioned scp-001 (which, he literally says which scp-001 it is, "when day breaks," I don't know why so many people are confused in the comments) I immediately went to go read about it, since I was unaware And oh my god. He is right it IS like 001 - and also, that thought is terrifying, but also gives me new ideas so thank you.
@MrMeow-dk2tx2 жыл бұрын
The issue is that scp 001, has no real form. Only proposals.
@nebou52553 жыл бұрын
5:32 is a reference to the song Good Times Roll by The Cars
@ukraineballaviation14833 жыл бұрын
2:47 This house's chimney was clearly manufactured in Hogsmeade, Scotland, UK
@redravenwing35533 жыл бұрын
HERRR! WELCOME TO TOOO-TERRR-NO! I literally laughed out loud and missed the next few minutes because I was laughing.
@ActionYakPolice2 жыл бұрын
god, that stupid two-mouthed owl. brings back childhood memories of how I was literally the only one in class who didn't always draw the beak as a nose on birds. thanksgiving time was particularly frustrating. child-me was just like "have any of you ever actually seen a bird before?!"
@ayouzid3 жыл бұрын
"WEEEELCOMMMM TO TOOOT ARNOT!!!!' Ah yes, *_PURE STROKE_*
@redravenwing35533 жыл бұрын
Same! I had to go back and watch it again I was laughing so hard.
@psychopathic_kitten10293 жыл бұрын
1:17 I use this so much to mess with my teachers and it's hillarious. The best part is that the auto-spellcheck thing in Google Docs tries to make all the capital I's into uppercase L's and so it just confused them even more. *forgot to mention that it just looks like a perfectly fine essay or book report that have the red squiggles there for no reason and it looks horrible
@Pumpkinsmasherok2 жыл бұрын
Did you use use the I`s Lnterchangeabiy
@colingznetworkplus46183 жыл бұрын
I feel like most people don’t see through the BS of it, not even me
@filthycasual61183 жыл бұрын
"Paper firmware updates" is a joke I share with my sister, and I keep seeing HTML-embeds printed _straight_ onto paper. Gonna have to include video playback, alongside copy+paste and ctrl+f when that new update for paper finally drops.
@tsm68811 ай бұрын
This is about the only time I could imagine QR codes being useful... instead of printing a still frame of the video, print a QR code you can use to look up the video. and the URL.
@goldygoldfish94703 жыл бұрын
Today Class we will be learning about “French Evolutio.”
@ILIKEOTTERS3 жыл бұрын
That sounds like a really wierd spire inspired gamw
@MuddyAxolotl3 жыл бұрын
cant wait to evolve my frenchman and unlock his baguette
@UwU-hb9pd3 жыл бұрын
Ah, yes the *French Evolutio*
@zyriantel96013 жыл бұрын
WELCOME TO TOOTRNO is absolutely becoming my new alarm
@muntherdoesstuff96153 жыл бұрын
0:04 the baby: is this… what happened to my fallen bretheren Mom: what Baby: yay blanket
@WalletWorrier3 жыл бұрын
7:40 Why didn't they just say "when quality is not optional"
@daniellukonics22463 жыл бұрын
No, no, they said *it's not an option* Like "bro what we do is dog sh*t but feel free to call us" Rofl Edit: I misunderstood you
@nonameworm693 жыл бұрын
4:17 *A CYCLON!!* YA MISSED IT!!
@richardbullick78273 жыл бұрын
*Finds dirty design* “Ok, I’ll buy this” *Buys it* Later... *Tries cleaning the already clean item* “WAIT, THIS IS CLEAN, I regret buying it”
@StanleyKnife3 жыл бұрын
Bruh the “hay siri” at 7:40 made my Siri trigger thanks for scaring the shit out of me
@knobbybolocks91033 жыл бұрын
3:18 that brings a whole new meaning to dab on them haters
@shellpoptheepicswordmaster7553 жыл бұрын
uh oh scp 001 is here
@nineblackgoats Жыл бұрын
07:28 so as a French person and a translator I might be able to explain this one. The name "Michaud" indicates people of French descent. There's a possibility that their first language is French. The thing is, in French, the saying "ce n'est pas en option" (it's not optional) is a common way to say that something is mandatory. I think they mistranslated the French saying, therefore sending the exact opposite message.
@rswgj Жыл бұрын
0:46 One time for a service project for our school we cleaned up a hoarder's lawn and I found a pair of offbrand AirPods just like those frozen in a block of ice in a flowerpot. They even had mud all over them. They legit looked like that picture.
@aceofdarts683 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, T R U C K.
@artemis19353 жыл бұрын
@hv a happy day this is completely irrelevant to the comment you replied to
@Meringuesnake3 жыл бұрын
Jack is officially my favorite narrator now
@thebigshamboozle3 жыл бұрын
3:50 No bullshit, I genuinely thought that third word was Moist.
@MeatyBoyUnofficial2 жыл бұрын
6:33 I HAVE SEEN THAT HAT BEFORE IN WALMART WITH MY FRIENDS WE ALL THOUGHT IT SAID MEAT COFFEE TOO WE ALL EVEN BOUGHT EM AND EDITED THEM TO ACTUALLY MAKE "ME AT" LOOK LIKE "MEAT"
@Woomvee3 жыл бұрын
0:14 bold of you to assume I'm a human! Or happy..
@evildorito5333 жыл бұрын
Jack: It's SCP-001! The whole SCP fandom about to raid comments:
@AutisticShyGuy3 жыл бұрын
There shouId've been an aIternative version of the AriaI font where they change the uppercase i to distinguish the two
@zarnox30713 жыл бұрын
"And why do they all look like they're about to invite me into a yiff party?" I did not expect you to say that, at all.
@legotrain152 жыл бұрын
That got me off guard as well
@communistcomrade13 жыл бұрын
I'm shaking. Jack just happens to mention SCP-001 WHILE I'M ON THE SCP WIKI. I've had too many coincidences like this recently.
@jarihoogendoorn58233 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: flamingoes have teeth
@suckingmytoesrn3 жыл бұрын
I really needed to read that huh-
@teeheebread59983 жыл бұрын
Cool
@battlecatboi31323 жыл бұрын
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@CaliCosmicGal3 жыл бұрын
You have officially made an life long enemy now
@bruh.49923 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/fr54d82gxrbUY4U.html . .
@deendarcy18443 жыл бұрын
This is going to be awesome just from the start I can tell
@someoneprobably40373 жыл бұрын
My new favourite emkay quote is "WHEN DAY BREAKS AT AN ORPHANAGE"🤣🤣
@BeekillerJohanna3 жыл бұрын
2:24 The Capri-Sun animals, left to right: Sloth, koala, gorilla, tiger.
@michaelgunnels96943 жыл бұрын
That statue of liberty looks like she's judging you she knows what you did
@Clodinator3 жыл бұрын
I was thinking more of an scp-002: the living living room
@sakurakitsunestar2 жыл бұрын
Wait a minute ... Emkay's Jack knows about SCPs and comes off as unhinged.. one of the foundations top researchers is also named Jack and unhinged! Jack (the snack that smiles back) is actually Dr.Jack Bright prove me wrong
@hiddenunderhatse80943 жыл бұрын
You screaming about SCP 001 at the beginning made my day
@KageDarkAngel3 жыл бұрын
Sometimes Jack sounds like Zap Braniggan from Futurama... might just be me but now I want to call him Jack "the Snack" Braniggan.
@RealChaosmaker3 жыл бұрын
5:52 L Ö N G Antarctica
@justsomewoomywithamustache44813 жыл бұрын
9:05 Bruh I remember when I got a doll magazine and they did the same thing
@awesomestyles3 жыл бұрын
Day 277 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) -r/TIHI (he hasn’t done it in forever) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/forbiddensnacks -r/Chadtopia -r/ofcoursethatsathing And finally: -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice) Thanks! :D
@Fun.y3 жыл бұрын
"Honey do you see what that sign says" "Truck" "No honey, it's - OH GOD"
@deltasexual82513 жыл бұрын
What's so bad about "TRUCK" that's the best design i've seen
@wtlf10262 жыл бұрын
It’s a perfect design because it doesn’t tell drivers what type of truck! Pickup truck? Semi-truck? Monster truck? The world may never know, and because of that, drivers are now forced to pay attention to the road and keep an eye out for any suspicious trucks lurking in the wooded areas along the shoulders.
@sablelioness Жыл бұрын
HRRRN WELCOME TO TOOT-RNO! Thanks, man. I will never be able to read "Toronto" without thinking of this specific clip. My friends and family will forever question why that city name prompts giggle-snorts and uncontrollable tears from me. I hope you're happy.
@PhilOsGarage3 жыл бұрын
That fan art dragon..... Someone knew EXACTLY what they were doing!
@6_blocks_under3 жыл бұрын
"Dab on your abusers" YES
@VTPPGLVR3 жыл бұрын
As an ESL teacher, I despise Ariel font on keyboards! “Press the i” “I can’t find it!” “It’s right here” “No, that’s a lowercase L!” “… You’re not wrong…”
@pkducklett944Ай бұрын
No way Jack shouted out the musical Chess in 2021. I knew there was a reason I loved this channel. ❤
@DylanTheDeltawolfy3 жыл бұрын
2:30 My ears were not ready for him to say that word
@HelpICantThinkOfACleverName Жыл бұрын
Hey, I had to double take too when first watching this video. I can't tell if it's just a joke or not.
@fabiochiaro24503 жыл бұрын
6:12 you know what they say, eyes want their parts too! Come and try our new Mac and chesse flavored contact lenses
@pianoplayer2083 жыл бұрын
10:06 it's saying Look below the video of the blue parrot in the nature
@weatlyjustweatly1333 жыл бұрын
2:01 it's just a minecraft bed
@euosvarietychannel6986Ай бұрын
5:09 I was just watching this in the background and was stunned to have a design from where I live actually show up here. I've never seen that sticker in the wild, but it's kinda funny because our public library actually has an excellently designed logo
@zajinramirez27803 жыл бұрын
The Truck makes sense,its just wonder lumberjacks truck so its invisible
@apersonthatisafan45923 жыл бұрын
Scp-001 lmao
@w_ldan3 жыл бұрын
1:54 I love it, give me alot of dopamine just from hear it
@ldkmelon3 жыл бұрын
as someone who works at lowes i can almost guarantee how 4:56 went: "oh you dont have the gate in stock in that size but can order it? dont worry, we will just take the one you do have in stock. yes, we are installing it ourselves, how did you know?"
@bukachell3 жыл бұрын
4:34 new taipel museum farts
@Ryan50Ryan3 жыл бұрын
7:16 I'm sure there is a story behind that one. Possibly it said "every day" and people kept asking about weekend times like idiots. Never underestimate human stupidity.
@joaopedromullerlima6542 жыл бұрын
7:23 "Michaud Enterprises" I heard "my god I'm depressed" and that's really worrying
@cardinalhamneggs5253 Жыл бұрын
The Capri-Sun looks like a sloth, a koala, a primate of some kind, and a tiger. In order from left to right.
@Some_Cow3 жыл бұрын
5:10 goshen isn’t a fancy word, not like Wednesday anyways, just say it how it looks, go-shin but without the pause
@matthewnotify57563 жыл бұрын
Let’s just ask who the hell wants to buy that blanket
@Strout17913 жыл бұрын
Nobody-
@Lilly_watermelonsugar3 жыл бұрын
Most of the time i laugh harder at the way he says stuff than the actual crappydesign. For instance: "AHHHHH WELCOME TO TOOOOOTRNOOOO!!!!"
@ampa-36123 жыл бұрын
"When day breaks at an orphanage." I have heard enough I will now go infect my appendix.
@sarateeter75803 жыл бұрын
You've been hit by a you've been struck by a 9:42
@theundefinedgamer34773 жыл бұрын
Did jack say they left their yiff stuff at home?
@FrizellaTheBee3 жыл бұрын
Yea
@arandomcommenter4123 жыл бұрын
I know, maybe next time.
@Kaylee-Bear2 жыл бұрын
"ITS SCP 001! WHEN DAY BREAKS AT THE ORPHANAGE" As someone who loves SCP but knows next to nothing about it, I am so happy that I got that reference.
@masonlefebvre387 Жыл бұрын
"ITS LIKE DAY BREAKS BUT IN AN ORPHANAGE" had me laughing
@Phantomaly3 жыл бұрын
Imma wait until he realizes scp 001 is actually 8 different instances.
@squareguy53533 жыл бұрын
Do u mean 41
@OK-fu5zc3 жыл бұрын
@@squareguy5353 no 69420
@ng34143 жыл бұрын
He literally said it was the "when day breaks."
@squareguy53533 жыл бұрын
No theres like 41 scp 1
@mr.scarlo22343 жыл бұрын
Day 353 of asking for "Hi, my name's Jack. I'm asking for some feedback."
@1makerstudios3 жыл бұрын
1:44 there's a staircase leading to the top-left bedroom's door denoted by the "ST" in the small hallway area outside the door.
@michaelpokorny50832 жыл бұрын
At 9:37 I totally lost it. Best voice crack I have ever heard. xD