Top posts from r/Crappydesign on Reddit. Zach wants a word with you: / @ezpzreads . Video credits below. Join the community subreddit at / emkay ! Editor ► (uncredited) Narrator ► / zachxfuller
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@EmKay4 жыл бұрын
Zach: *knock knock* You: *groggily* Wha-? Wh- who's there? Zach: It's me. Zach, from the Internet. You: *cracks open door* Zach? What are you doing here? How do you know where I live? Zach: I'm the pizza delivery guy. I heard you were hungry, so I thought I'd swing by and help you out! You: Wow, really? But... *sigh* ... I'm broke, Zach. All out of money. That's why I just watch Reddit videos all day. Zach: Oh, man... You: I guess this is goodbye... Unless... there's some other way I can repay you? Maybe you voice for another Reddit channel that I can subscribe to? No... that would be stupid... Zach: Have you heard of the other Reddit channel I voice for, EzPz? You: Wow! This is a dream come true! Can I have the link? Zach: kzfaq.info/love/J7ikgcuqbBQ-mfO4BIgReA You: Incredible. You're alright, Zach. Zach: You're even better, little buddy. You: Can I have that pizza now? Zach: That was just a plot device. You: Oh.
@EmKay4 жыл бұрын
#OpenRP
@pixelshadow44824 жыл бұрын
first
@gghost11574 жыл бұрын
Hello Damien
@Steve-op9sd4 жыл бұрын
I lOve Uu
@blankz82574 жыл бұрын
WHY DOES IT SAY ONE DAY AGO AHHH
@emtz14 жыл бұрын
Know the difference Zach: *giggles* Damien: *_W H E E Z E S_*
@mish2524 жыл бұрын
Thanks I needed that legit
@legendarytat82784 жыл бұрын
He'll improve. He(and we) will get used to it.
@Hexabyte_Studios4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@shadowbird254 жыл бұрын
If you don't hear GNARLY a couple of times, it's not Damien.
@cadnc24224 жыл бұрын
exactly
@ananyajohari23204 жыл бұрын
Damien: are you me? Zach: yesn't.
@YourDad-dh6fj4 жыл бұрын
I'm you but Zacher
@name-rh3hl4 жыл бұрын
"well yes but actually no. "
@Mylenapony4 жыл бұрын
Truth
@danielstrawberry26444 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/love/PhRwltdMfBi6r0_isPNx3w
@RucaDoo3 жыл бұрын
H̵͍̼̦͆̏͆̎̚͘͝ë̶̻͍l̸̛̗̋͆̅́̉l̵̙̪̯͈̲͒ͅo̵̤͔̦̰̭͔̼͊
@stephaniesheep11474 жыл бұрын
0:00 Your pikachu has learned the move *o b e s i t y*
@saddestcatboy4 жыл бұрын
*It's super e f f e c t i v e*
@lunarwhispers4 жыл бұрын
p i k a p i k a
@Mylenapony4 жыл бұрын
Oh nu! My Pokémon fainted
@authorofone4 жыл бұрын
Mylenapony Life used Heart Disease! It was super effective!
@0mn0m154 жыл бұрын
Nope! It took dynamaxing to a whole new level
@skylermckinney24734 жыл бұрын
Zach: thichachu i choose you! thichachu: PIKA PIKA
@jamestheskeleton1224 жыл бұрын
Nah! Thickachu be like : thicka thicka
@Dfl_jason4 жыл бұрын
Yeah i thinking about it to
@localcommenter21784 жыл бұрын
*𝐏𝐈𝐊𝐀 𝐏𝐈𝐊𝐀*
@yourballscraft4 жыл бұрын
Skyler Mckinney no it’s thick thick
@lg_unofficial3 жыл бұрын
E X T R A T H I C C
@PAW49604 жыл бұрын
Zach.... that “door knob” is a perfume bottle that’s half solid glass so when it’s sitting on a table it looks full.
@nevilis14 жыл бұрын
Won't stop me from putting it on my door
@chadschmaltz97904 жыл бұрын
Wow, that's both a crappy design and an asshole design.
@Oofity09224 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@RainbowFlowerCrow4 жыл бұрын
@@nevilis1 you absolute madlad
@unclecreepy70254 жыл бұрын
But still, I hope you enjoy mold!
@deaddead6984 жыл бұрын
Zach should do a vid where he introduces himself as Damien, and vice versa
@nananutdreamers46444 жыл бұрын
Omg please.
@Spyrika4 жыл бұрын
But how long would it take for us non-regulars to notice I wonder? 😂
@turkey21434 жыл бұрын
@@Spyrika I'm a regular and I'm still confused
@ArcanineEspeon4 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't be able to tell the difference, maybe not even if I heard Damien wheezing.
@shadowsmoke88184 жыл бұрын
what about robin
@unusedacc72264 жыл бұрын
Me: sees the bathroom pic for the video* huh must be a lot of toilet jokes in this video Also me: watches the first 5 seconds of the video* Zach: alright thicc-a-chu
@Sinshine-Lennypops4 жыл бұрын
The fact that we now have a variety of giggling, laughing, wheezing Reddit content creators makes me happy-
@samurexatlas73734 жыл бұрын
Zach is Damien's clone with a higher voice.
@kai-mz5nv4 жыл бұрын
Samurex Atlas. Feel like it’s higher
@samurexatlas73734 жыл бұрын
@@kai-mz5nv Well he's the Damien clone with a fault.
@elv73814 жыл бұрын
Damien's is way deeper-
@samurexatlas73734 жыл бұрын
@@elv7381 Ok, I'll fix that.
@fricc38244 жыл бұрын
And without the wheezing
@kakyoin93554 жыл бұрын
Zach is just Damien when he takes his inhaler and drinks water
@darlinqz.29824 жыл бұрын
Jada Quinn ok boomer
@Small_Hollow4 жыл бұрын
Thats kinda rude
@beepboopbobop4 жыл бұрын
@DreamFall how?
@isyouokaymann4 жыл бұрын
@@Small_Hollow How is it rude? ',:(
@Small_Hollow4 жыл бұрын
@@isyouokaymann come back when i have an answer P.S. never
@dbseamz4 жыл бұрын
"Oh, riiight, the pajamas, the family pajamas, the plaid pajamas chosen specially for the family's Christmas, pajamas for family. Those pajamas?" --Kronk, writing online shopping descriptions.
@thekneecapper95534 жыл бұрын
When I moved into my house there was carpet in BOTH bathrooms, we’ve replaced it with tiles in one and are working on getting tiles for the other 🤦
@James_outlaw-YT4 жыл бұрын
Hold on couldnt you move the carpet or am i thinking of the wrong type of carpet?
@thekneecapper95534 жыл бұрын
That Funny Trombone you can remove rugs? If that’s what you’re thinking. Carpet is typically fastened to the floor with tack strips and sometimes staples as well I think. So it’s harder to remove but it is doable.
@ejthenobody4 жыл бұрын
Zach's voice is pretty similar to Damien's, but it's different in a very distinct way, I can't quite word it but their voices are very clearly different. Also, on that note, I actually really like having two different people for these, it's nice to hear a different voice.
@Archviste_4 жыл бұрын
One thing is because damien's audio is a little quieter
@KingBLUCK4 жыл бұрын
I think they should alternate.
@nothingtoseehere12214 жыл бұрын
Also damiens laugh is quality
@alexthibodeau9794 жыл бұрын
I like Zach. He has that same aura that Damien has and I'm ok with this.
@itzjtblyat46234 жыл бұрын
Alex Thibodeau who is Damien?
@alexthibodeau9794 жыл бұрын
@@itzjtblyat4623 THe original Emkay voice guy. This was Zach, a slightly newer member.
@mynameismmandimheretosay79794 жыл бұрын
*kay
@kaycee57964 жыл бұрын
same here
@jamiegilis36574 жыл бұрын
5:10 that’s a perfume bottle and they can’t get the last bit of perfume out...
@cormacmcnees18104 жыл бұрын
10:53 He didn’t realize it’s a parking spot for disabled cars not people
@muperduper49674 жыл бұрын
My car is disabled!
@TigerMan-og5bs4 жыл бұрын
People who subscribed after April 7, 2019: **surprised at hearing a stranger’s voice after clicking on an Emkay video** Me: First time?
@Tektabyte4 жыл бұрын
WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRY
@notacare87714 жыл бұрын
I was scared of it cause I thought Zach was a replacement for damien
@the_real_sans74094 жыл бұрын
how ja know i was confused
@mrmaniac34 жыл бұрын
Here at Emkay, we pride ourselves in our toilet business.
@strawber3seal_774 жыл бұрын
8:00 The leg bruiser 9000 works on anyone at anytime, only downside is it can be disabled with a ramp
@itsmetheweeb34984 жыл бұрын
My school's library ONLY has those chairs that give you a heart attack. It sucks
@Seth-cn3xy4 жыл бұрын
What chairs
@vadifadoms4 жыл бұрын
2:59 Both of my middle schools had those chairs. Is it against the law to not give children heart attacks?
@jaydentt4 жыл бұрын
Stop having a mini heart attack
@andrewtaylor47964 жыл бұрын
My college has those chairs in the dorms and I sometimes forget they rock back somehow xD
@catzbestfriend4 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie, I work in a library and that would pretty entertaining to watch on a slow day. 😅
@royaltyjimin2174 жыл бұрын
The different between Zach and Damien Zach: *little gigles* Damien: *WHEezes*
@insertusernamehere45494 жыл бұрын
10:10 Emkay: is that supposed to be a challenge Me: does it and brakes my legs and the person on the other side
@shavaughnwilliams9284 жыл бұрын
Zach had the perfect opportunity to say “pizza pizza” instead of “pika pika” and he blew it 😂😂😪
@mccrow45614 жыл бұрын
Thiccachu moveset: Rollout Body Slam Belly Drum Heavy Slam Ability: Thicc Fat
@marcebert46874 жыл бұрын
Heck yes
@iceypumpkinhead4 жыл бұрын
I'm waiting for this comment to get 68 likes so I can get the 69th
@Runoneer4 жыл бұрын
But it’s gigantamaxed pikachu aka chonkachu
@iceypumpkinhead4 жыл бұрын
Still waiting...
@iceypumpkinhead4 жыл бұрын
GOT IT HAH!
@elejefeefe4 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Germany: Let's put station 1 next to station 12 just to annoy the busy people
@alexanderprue77054 жыл бұрын
EfedasEfe actually i live there and it is 2 rails in one direction and 1 into a completely different dirction. They are used by different companies and want to point out that they are not linked
@katzenhund034 жыл бұрын
We have a Train Station with the platformes, I think, 7, 17 and 67. AND 1. Any more Questions About German platform labeling? xD
@RitaGawr3 жыл бұрын
Well, we have platformes 1, 2, 19, and 21 where I live. And there's actually a really simple reason for that: The train station used to be bigger. :) But as time passed (and because it was bombed flat in WW2), all the other tracks just vanished. They never bothered with updating the numbering, though. XD
@spiritravenheart13354 жыл бұрын
chairs that rock backwards when you sit: exist my high school: "*I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK*" then sets them all as computer chairs in the library
@Vxrttex4 жыл бұрын
EmKay: Alright THICKACHU I choose you! Thickachu: pika pika🙄🙄 I’m literally dying rn😂😂
@Hi-jh2fx4 жыл бұрын
I agree
@saddestcatboy4 жыл бұрын
Thiccachu
@8bitfridge4324 жыл бұрын
Why do I feel like its still Damien instead of Zach
@a-aron6914 жыл бұрын
RIGHT
@dimes81304 жыл бұрын
You're living in denial
@ethanstinkan4 жыл бұрын
Zach is a miniature damien
@samwasabi12204 жыл бұрын
I miss Damien...
@Miko084 жыл бұрын
Theire manly deep voice
@RegalAngel7674 жыл бұрын
idk, i don't mind zach's voice? it's not as wholesome as damien's laugh, but it's not too hard to listen too. keep up the good work zach!
@KAB54404 жыл бұрын
What Happened to Damian
@RegalAngel7674 жыл бұрын
@Oofers Joofers Well it's not like Damien is gone for good?? You still get the wheeze, but that doesn't mean Zach isn't doing a good job
@sqeezybagg18254 жыл бұрын
10:47 it's a disabled parking spot and he talks about parking a bike in there 😂😂
@urmumshroom70644 жыл бұрын
3:02 those chair were in my dorm rooms for a basketball camp! Ugh after hauling heavy bags up 4 flights of stairs I sat down to rest and I stg I almost died
@sunnythemartian4 жыл бұрын
Most girls: "he had me at hello" Me: "he had me at THICCACHU"
@popcornpeanut45184 жыл бұрын
Not like other girls
@saddestcatboy4 жыл бұрын
Guess you have snake arms-
@izukumidoriya20614 жыл бұрын
@@saddestcatboy Wait a second-
@pepsimanvevo69054 жыл бұрын
0:50 as a big Fnaf fan myself I can say Those are some god awful shirt designs with stolen fan models
@bonnze_fr4 жыл бұрын
Thank God I'm not the only fnaf fan here
@unknownxobi34934 жыл бұрын
Ew
@P.Seltor_moved4 жыл бұрын
yep also hi i'm also a Fnaf fan
@taketheriddlepill49754 жыл бұрын
Ayyy! Another one!
@hopemarink37044 жыл бұрын
Yeah I was offended by the stolen fan models too.
@smolnillaice4 жыл бұрын
3:28 A bathroom for Damien, Robin, and Zach
@friendlyfire34124 жыл бұрын
7:59 God created everything with a perfection A random human creates something very wrong *GOD LEFT THE SERVER*
@thunderlordabove4204 жыл бұрын
More like God looking at the earth with a shotgun with religious intention
@hyperlyne82824 жыл бұрын
Me: *heres giggle instead of wheeze* “Uh, Damien?” “HIGH WELCOME TO EMKAY IM Z A C H!” Me: *Internal screaming*
@name-rh3hl4 жыл бұрын
**constant internal screaming
@TheOneTrueZweiZwei4 жыл бұрын
Wheres damien rreeeee
@camillagylling40034 жыл бұрын
@@pearlhouzuki2507 take a joke 🤡
@Sinshine-Lennypops4 жыл бұрын
@@camillagylling4003 i mean, they have a point, so take that emoji of yourself and kindly yeet
@ARandomEliatrope4 жыл бұрын
@@pearlhouzuki2507 Oi josuke!, i erased any common sense in my head, and i no longer understand jokes cause i have the mental capacity of a goldfish!, isnt that- oh hey josuke!
@nasinnarcotics4 жыл бұрын
Yo Zack talks exactly like Damien does, is that a coincidence or a job requirement?
@DodgeNCounter4 жыл бұрын
Why can't it be both?
@Ghyybu4 жыл бұрын
Same person like dr Hartman and carter
@caleblewis81694 жыл бұрын
Requirement
@SeraphOC4 жыл бұрын
The answer is Yes, but Zack misses Damien's Wheeze. But where he misses in WHEEZE he makes up in charisma
@jai91274 жыл бұрын
Imagine a interview room full of people with the same voice
@Fi6ment4 жыл бұрын
4:49 If you stay, stay 4ever If you go, do it today I’ve stared at that for a solid 5 mins, it makes a little more sense but I still may be wrong 🤷🏼♀️
@skycrook11344 жыл бұрын
Oh my god I’ve been trying to figure this out for 10 solid minutes now! why does this comment not have more likes?! It didn’t even occur to me the mystery letter was actually a number. Thank you kindly for solving this and allowing my brain to finally sleep lol
@donnapower6974 жыл бұрын
5:26 it almost sounded like he was trying to blow out fire there
@GloomyFish4 жыл бұрын
Zach sounds so similar to Damien that my brain is getting confused...
@h0ab4 жыл бұрын
I know
@KC-zc8ic4 жыл бұрын
It’s like when you sit down at a nice restaurant and get fed McDonald’s
@korialogo4 жыл бұрын
Just remember, Zach giggles, Damien Wheezes. That’s about the only noticeable difference tbh.
@gk_19534 жыл бұрын
*HA,Pathetic. I, the smart self i am. I know who is zach and who is Damien before they even introduce themselves in the intro.*
@3vercent4 жыл бұрын
@@KC-zc8ic That is absolutely wrong. It's like when you sit down at a nice restaurant and get something entirely different than what you ordered, but you still eat it because you're really hungry and it turns out to be just as good as what you were expecting
@Dragonmdk4 жыл бұрын
Me: *hoping for Damian* EmKay: Zach Me: *Is ok with this as I remember them being in videos together years ago*
@ZoroarkLover984 жыл бұрын
You mean years?
@nini-qu5hi4 жыл бұрын
@@ZoroarkLover98 that's what they said..? please don't tell me that you mean the capital y... You do understand that you don't use a capital letter in the middle of a sentence
@snackalicious_24244 жыл бұрын
Years?
@ILoveYani4 жыл бұрын
Years*
@ZoroarkLover984 жыл бұрын
@@nini-qu5hi No I meant the fact that it surprised me that Zach and Damien have been together in videos from years ago. The capital letter in the word years was me tapping the shift key on my phone by accident.
@boozywink31074 жыл бұрын
3:03, my a school library uses those chairs, I’ve nearly shit myself 10 times this year
@midarcher4 жыл бұрын
Zach: yea you know it’s a crappy disign because it’s fn- -connection terminated- I’m sorry to interrupt you Zach,
@ThatKidNextDoorYT4 жыл бұрын
“How do you even open that?” Boy forgot about a bottle opener
@kitchencat18164 жыл бұрын
5:08 That's a perfume bottle. It's designed to look like there's a lot of perfume in there, when there really isn't.
@TheWookieDavid4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, how the hell would he see a doorknob. And either way, if it were a doorknob it would be impossible to get mold inside if the water is encased in glass wtf.
@reydelosmuertos19444 жыл бұрын
Yeah seriously. I’m glad I’m not the only one to see this good god
@Krymms4 жыл бұрын
He's just like Damien
@ungefeiert4 жыл бұрын
But that'd be an asshole design and not a bad design.
@cq.cumber_offishial4 жыл бұрын
6:37 what, I *NEED* an audience to perform in front of.
@Mothkid6664 жыл бұрын
"That makes me think it's like Vox or something" Me: (brain thinks about Hazbin Hotel) *"We do not speak of Vox yet"*
@syndaks4 жыл бұрын
it still sounds like damien, i havent been this confused since i met donald glover
@bee-qj8ql4 жыл бұрын
dunce draws why were you confused when you met donald glover
@syndaks4 жыл бұрын
@@bee-qj8ql because hes hot and now im pansexual
@shieskaclow48724 жыл бұрын
So what's wrong with the car lighter? I'm confused lol
@marsvin0104 жыл бұрын
they didn't show the whole video. it flew out when it was done heating.
@shieskaclow48724 жыл бұрын
@@marsvin010 oh my! Well that definitely is a problem! XD
@notacare87714 жыл бұрын
*CARPET BATHROOM * The most cursed thing ever
@opaldrawz7974 жыл бұрын
The first one made me laugh so hard that my earbuds fell out
@MisterBurgerBeachball4 жыл бұрын
6:12 Here's some real crappy design: the entire video isn't shown so you have no idea what happens, and his audio doesn't match up.
@brandonrides4 жыл бұрын
MisterBurgerBeachball1225 please tell me what this means? What’s wrong with it?
@harryhound74834 жыл бұрын
@SupraDeluxx i think someones put a cigarette lighter from a cat into a truck. The more powerful battery in the truck launches the lighter at the crotch of whoever uses in the middle seat
@cat15544 жыл бұрын
video link: www.reddit.com/r/CrappyDesign/comments/dd74vc/think_fast/?
@starlight8462 жыл бұрын
@SupraDeluxx so what it’s supposed to do is pop out?
@infiniteparadox91264 жыл бұрын
*[•ERROR 303•]* Zack yesn't Damian, Damien yesn't Zack, Is there an alien, Or am I just an amnesiac? Edit: I don't care if anyone likes this,I just hope the poem was enjoyable XD It's kinda hard to get used to Zack but you guys have similar voices so I guess it's fine. Also petition for Zack to say " Hello my namien yesn't Damian!"
@Satan-lb8pu4 жыл бұрын
You're thinking of amnosia.
@infiniteparadox91264 жыл бұрын
@@Satan-lb8pu An amnesiac is a person who has Amnesia
@Satan-lb8pu4 жыл бұрын
@@infiniteparadox9126 Don't mind my comment. To whoever gets the reference.
@infiniteparadox91264 жыл бұрын
@@Satan-lb8pu I'm sorry you had to experience such dissapointment from tired me. I get the refrence XD
@jukebox03104 жыл бұрын
Do it zach
@cumberk88594 жыл бұрын
"Wow damien sounds pretty different today." *"Wait-"*
@littleblueclovers4 жыл бұрын
I should take a pic of my college dorm staircase. It’s got slippery stairs made from concrete with an extra smooth coating and it doesn’t have any rubber stoppers on the edge (or if they had any they’ve long rubbed off) There are no handrails, and the walls are made of this course material that is like sand and sharp rocks coated in concrete. Several students (including myself) have slipped down the stairs, tried to grab for something, touched the wall which proceeded to grate off your skin. Had to get bandages for a while
@thebagelthief18164 жыл бұрын
the year is 2019, damien has been held hostage for multiple weeks now.
@billywatt34734 жыл бұрын
Damien makes wholesome things more wholesome and cursed things more cursed. The best quality. But Zachs pretty chill
@TigerMan-og5bs4 жыл бұрын
It’s me, your profile picture from the mirror world, here to tell you that you’re correct.
@sofiadinoi24804 жыл бұрын
7:36 "he's a little confused but he's got the spirit"
@daychild_3 жыл бұрын
12:54 ‘lol’ is actually a doll company which creates different types of dolls along with other accessories and puzzles
@CalvinatorGaming4 жыл бұрын
SOMEONE LEFT THEIR TOILET ON MY FRONT YARD.
@mm0tch134 жыл бұрын
You know what else is worth posting in r/Crappydesign? *How God planned my life*
@aceampora60124 жыл бұрын
Michelle Mendoza oooooof
@EALifts4 жыл бұрын
Or how he planned the placement of the *male g spot*
@mm0tch134 жыл бұрын
@@EALifts Nice... If you were God, where would you put it?
@calvinnyala95804 жыл бұрын
@@mm0tch13 in the perineum zone
@user-hw6ls4rh7m4 жыл бұрын
Therapist: Thiccachu isn't real and he can't hurt you. Thiccachu: 00:01
@confusedjay7174 жыл бұрын
I laughed at the "NO" one the most and I don't know what's wrong with me.
@komorevie4 жыл бұрын
5:21 “leonardo wazaoski”- zach 2019
@ScarletAvengers4 жыл бұрын
3:00 We have these chairs at my dorm... I can confirm mini-heart-attacks occur whenever I sit in one
@homeless8444 жыл бұрын
3:36 I love how the problem with the picture is the sidewalk going into the Bushes but no one points out the BMW in the grass
@Modsu4 жыл бұрын
10:06 Finally, the devs added a PvP game mode to Swing
@Neversad954 жыл бұрын
6:12 wait...isn't that how it is supposed to work? You press it in, then it heats up and when its hot enough to light your cigarette it pops out. Like a toaster.
@popcornrocks52084 жыл бұрын
It might be spring loaded and gets fucking launched at the person
@tcfa88084 жыл бұрын
Zach’s laugh is almost on par with Damien’s. *ALMOST*
@thestevens5804 жыл бұрын
so close... and yet so far...
@swazmarthy59294 жыл бұрын
Damien is the only man that has managed to successfully impersonate a teakettle.
@thestevens5804 жыл бұрын
Nugget's Nuggets love the username
@llythes4 жыл бұрын
"Alright Thiccachu, I choose you!" "P y k a p y k a"
@DennisBillington Жыл бұрын
Stairs that look like the ones in this video will mess with your muscle memory every time. A little something I learned from watching "Catch a Contractor".
@inokainemis4 жыл бұрын
6:15 im always confused when the audio comes out of sync like this, and cuts the clip off at the end so the audience doesnt know what happened
@eeelinot4 жыл бұрын
ken pie yeah wtf happened? I need to know!
@TheNilar4 жыл бұрын
@@eeelinot the thing will get lunched out.
@eeelinot4 жыл бұрын
@TheNilar why would it? They just pop out slowly, they don’t launch?
@TheNilar4 жыл бұрын
@@eeelinot that car lighter is spring loaded. so the spring is too strong so that make it launch.
@MersuneLiku4 жыл бұрын
2:38 I'm too homestuck for this...."I hate being me."
@Lycaran4 жыл бұрын
There it is
@pocketpen75454 жыл бұрын
"She hasn't been the same since the incident" I don't even wanna ask
@savageprodbest28474 жыл бұрын
10:45 Emkay: sees handicapped parking Also Emkay: it could fit a BIKE
@UrMe6664 жыл бұрын
“They looked photoshopped on” well you don’t say
@NotTheCubicWorld4 жыл бұрын
Thank god its Zack. I was thinking I was gonna lose nnn when I clicked on this.
@keylimetea4 жыл бұрын
3:00 The chairs in my dorm and are like this in every room, and it’s kinda nice to be able to rock back without falling, but standing on them gives me a heart attack every fucking time.
@sternbild20204 жыл бұрын
At 2:59 College Administration: Let's give every college student a heart attack once in a blue moon. Housing Leader: How would we do that? CA: Let's supply these chairs and give them lofted beds! Because NO ONE WILL FALL BECAUSE OF THIS! HL: Fine. Later... Freshman student (never visited the college dorms and has no clue about the chairs): *falls repeatedly trying to go to bed* Freshman roomate: You okay? Student: How do you get to bed with this chair? Roomate: You turn it so it cannot rock you toward or away from the bed.
@boeing747-84 жыл бұрын
6:16 I don't get what's going on here. Is it supposed to say that the lighter not popping back out instantly is a crappy design? If it is, that's what normally happens. It just takes time to warm up.
@popcornrocks52084 жыл бұрын
It might be a spring loaded thing that launches at the person
@boeing747-84 жыл бұрын
@@popcornrocks5208 if that was the case, they would've shown it.
@TheNilar4 жыл бұрын
@@boeing747-8 it will lunched out. its not the first time i seen that clip. that clip is out of sync.
@boeing747-84 жыл бұрын
@@TheNilar Ah, thanks. I didn't know that.
@ravenpotter34 жыл бұрын
Who is this mysterious Zach? Are you Damien’s twin who is trying to take over the channel? Awesome! :) welcome
@FBIIlIlIlIIlIl4 жыл бұрын
13:08 why df does dude look like greg from everybody hates chris?
@manspeej3 жыл бұрын
7:10 the reason some pots use metal handles is so that you can put the pot in the oven without the handle melting off
@MrArk12654 жыл бұрын
0:00 Clearly, the better name is Pikachonk.
@paytonyoder12604 жыл бұрын
Ark1265 Plus Chonkichu
@MrArk12654 жыл бұрын
@@paytonyoder1260 PIKA. FRICKIN. CHONK.
@tanyaplautz88324 жыл бұрын
At my school in the library we have those chairs that rock back
@hiraeth_neevous4 жыл бұрын
0:49 Me: **drawing FNaF** "All right it's FNaF..." Me: GASP!!!
@herrscherofrayman4 жыл бұрын
"that trashcan belongs in the trash" -emkay 2019
@diegofernandez19584 жыл бұрын
Me: doesnt hear damien Also me : *[Confused Screaming]*
@justanoman64974 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna guess the "NO" is for not driving down the middle, turning lane.
@beckybecky1254 жыл бұрын
Therapist: Thickachu isn't real, he can't hurt you. Thickachu: 0:03
@tedinthemicrowave4 жыл бұрын
"oh you could say it's a crappy design bc it's fnaf" Me: "gets feelings hurt"
@LunasOnlyLover4 жыл бұрын
Zach sounds like what i think Damian sounded like when he was a teenager
@kingofmystery11354 жыл бұрын
A wild Thicc pikachu has blocked your way! I've got like 9 more things I could say!
@alexhamiIton4 жыл бұрын
*Rip, Scoop, Eat!* Toilet paper companies: WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!
@splitfire94264 жыл бұрын
As i'm watching this, the dislikes are at 469 👌 Got cha neck boi
@dakotaarrowyt67184 жыл бұрын
I have to leave soon and this video is perfectly long. Thank you.
@puppymolly1234 жыл бұрын
3:16 Honestly coffee with hot chocolate sounds really good!
@coan97944 жыл бұрын
I tried adding choco powder with my coffee in the machine. it's actually kinda nice. (you need a decent amount to affect the taste though.)
@snackalicious_24244 жыл бұрын
It does sound good
@melt3d6754 жыл бұрын
4:52 it’s saying a different message on both sides. So left it reads: If u stay, stay 4 ever And on the right it says: If you go, go today. It’s kinda not that hard to see
@OmniscientWarrior4 жыл бұрын
I lived in a dorm where they had chairs that rocked back. Once you get used to it, you learn to either sit upright or lay back in them, and either way, it is sweet.