Zach: *knock knock* You: *groggily* Wha-? Wh- who's there? Zach: It's me. Zach, from the Internet. You: *cracks open door* Zach? What are you doing here? How do you know where I live? Zach: I'm the pizza delivery guy. I heard you were hungry, so I thought I'd swing by and help you out! You: Wow, really? But... *sigh* ... I'm broke, Zach. All out of money. That's why I just watch Reddit videos all day. Zach: Oh, man... You: I guess this is goodbye... Unless... there's some other way I can repay you? Maybe you voice for another Reddit channel that I can subscribe to? No... that would be stupid... Zach: Have you heard of the other Reddit channel I voice for, EzPz? You: Wow! This is a dream come true! Can I have the link? Zach: kzfaq.info/love/J7ikgcuqbBQ-mfO4BIgReA You: Incredible. You're alright, Zach. Zach: You're even better, little buddy. You: Can I have that pizza now? Zach: That was just a plot device. You: Oh.

Know the difference Zach: *giggles* Damien: *_W H E E Z E S_*

Damien: are you me? Zach: yesn't.

0:00 Your pikachu has learned the move *o b e s i t y*

Zach: thichachu i choose you! thichachu: PIKA PIKA

Zach.... that “door knob” is a perfume bottle that’s half solid glass so when it’s sitting on a table it looks full.

Zach should do a vid where he introduces himself as Damien, and vice versa

Me: sees the bathroom pic for the video* huh must be a lot of toilet jokes in this video Also me: watches the first 5 seconds of the video* Zach: alright thicc-a-chu

The fact that we now have a variety of giggling, laughing, wheezing Reddit content creators makes me happy-

Zach is Damien's clone with a higher voice.

Zach is just Damien when he takes his inhaler and drinks water

"Oh, riiight, the pajamas, the family pajamas, the plaid pajamas chosen specially for the family's Christmas, pajamas for family. Those pajamas?" --Kronk, writing online shopping descriptions.

When I moved into my house there was carpet in BOTH bathrooms, we’ve replaced it with tiles in one and are working on getting tiles for the other 🤦

Zach's voice is pretty similar to Damien's, but it's different in a very distinct way, I can't quite word it but their voices are very clearly different. Also, on that note, I actually really like having two different people for these, it's nice to hear a different voice.

I like Zach. He has that same aura that Damien has and I'm ok with this.

5:10 that’s a perfume bottle and they can’t get the last bit of perfume out...

10:53 He didn’t realize it’s a parking spot for disabled cars not people

People who subscribed after April 7, 2019: **surprised at hearing a stranger’s voice after clicking on an Emkay video** Me: First time?

Here at Emkay, we pride ourselves in our toilet business.

8:00 The leg bruiser 9000 works on anyone at anytime, only downside is it can be disabled with a ramp

My school's library ONLY has those chairs that give you a heart attack. It sucks

The different between Zach and Damien Zach: *little gigles* Damien: *WHEezes*

10:10 Emkay: is that supposed to be a challenge Me: does it and brakes my legs and the person on the other side

Zach had the perfect opportunity to say “pizza pizza” instead of “pika pika” and he blew it 😂😂😪

Thiccachu moveset: Rollout Body Slam Belly Drum Heavy Slam Ability: Thicc Fat

Nobody: Germany: Let's put station 1 next to station 12 just to annoy the busy people

chairs that rock backwards when you sit: exist my high school: "*I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK*" then sets them all as computer chairs in the library

EmKay: Alright THICKACHU I choose you! Thickachu: pika pika🙄🙄 I’m literally dying rn😂😂

Why do I feel like its still Damien instead of Zach

idk, i don't mind zach's voice? it's not as wholesome as damien's laugh, but it's not too hard to listen too. keep up the good work zach!

10:47 it's a disabled parking spot and he talks about parking a bike in there 😂😂

3:02 those chair were in my dorm rooms for a basketball camp! Ugh after hauling heavy bags up 4 flights of stairs I sat down to rest and I stg I almost died

Most girls: "he had me at hello" Me: "he had me at THICCACHU"

0:50 as a big Fnaf fan myself I can say Those are some god awful shirt designs with stolen fan models

3:28 A bathroom for Damien, Robin, and Zach

7:59 God created everything with a perfection A random human creates something very wrong *GOD LEFT THE SERVER*

Me: *heres giggle instead of wheeze* “Uh, Damien?” “HIGH WELCOME TO EMKAY IM Z A C H!” Me: *Internal screaming*

Yo Zack talks exactly like Damien does, is that a coincidence or a job requirement?

4:49 If you stay, stay 4ever If you go, do it today I’ve stared at that for a solid 5 mins, it makes a little more sense but I still may be wrong 🤷🏼‍♀️

5:26 it almost sounded like he was trying to blow out fire there

Zach sounds so similar to Damien that my brain is getting confused...

Me: *hoping for Damian* EmKay: Zach Me: *Is ok with this as I remember them being in videos together years ago*

3:03, my a school library uses those chairs, I’ve nearly shit myself 10 times this year

Zach: yea you know it’s a crappy disign because it’s fn- -connection terminated- I’m sorry to interrupt you Zach,

“How do you even open that?” Boy forgot about a bottle opener

5:08 That's a perfume bottle. It's designed to look like there's a lot of perfume in there, when there really isn't.

6:37 what, I *NEED* an audience to perform in front of.

"That makes me think it's like Vox or something" Me: (brain thinks about Hazbin Hotel) *"We do not speak of Vox yet"*

it still sounds like damien, i havent been this confused since i met donald glover

So what's wrong with the car lighter? I'm confused lol

*CARPET BATHROOM * The most cursed thing ever

The first one made me laugh so hard that my earbuds fell out

6:12 Here's some real crappy design: the entire video isn't shown so you have no idea what happens, and his audio doesn't match up.

*[•ERROR 303•]* Zack yesn't Damian, Damien yesn't Zack, Is there an alien, Or am I just an amnesiac? Edit: I don't care if anyone likes this,I just hope the poem was enjoyable XD It's kinda hard to get used to Zack but you guys have similar voices so I guess it's fine. Also petition for Zack to say " Hello my namien yesn't Damian!"

"Wow damien sounds pretty different today." *"Wait-"*

I should take a pic of my college dorm staircase. It’s got slippery stairs made from concrete with an extra smooth coating and it doesn’t have any rubber stoppers on the edge (or if they had any they’ve long rubbed off) There are no handrails, and the walls are made of this course material that is like sand and sharp rocks coated in concrete. Several students (including myself) have slipped down the stairs, tried to grab for something, touched the wall which proceeded to grate off your skin. Had to get bandages for a while

the year is 2019, damien has been held hostage for multiple weeks now.

Damien makes wholesome things more wholesome and cursed things more cursed. The best quality. But Zachs pretty chill

7:36 "he's a little confused but he's got the spirit"

12:54 ‘lol’ is actually a doll company which creates different types of dolls along with other accessories and puzzles

SOMEONE LEFT THEIR TOILET ON MY FRONT YARD.

You know what else is worth posting in r/Crappydesign? *How God planned my life*

Therapist: Thiccachu isn't real and he can't hurt you. Thiccachu: 00:01

I laughed at the "NO" one the most and I don't know what's wrong with me.

5:21 “leonardo wazaoski”- zach 2019

3:00 We have these chairs at my dorm... I can confirm mini-heart-attacks occur whenever I sit in one

3:36 I love how the problem with the picture is the sidewalk going into the Bushes but no one points out the BMW in the grass

10:06 Finally, the devs added a PvP game mode to Swing

6:12 wait...isn't that how it is supposed to work? You press it in, then it heats up and when its hot enough to light your cigarette it pops out. Like a toaster.

Zach’s laugh is almost on par with Damien’s. *ALMOST*

"Alright Thiccachu, I choose you!" "P y k a p y k a"

Stairs that look like the ones in this video will mess with your muscle memory every time. A little something I learned from watching "Catch a Contractor".

6:15 im always confused when the audio comes out of sync like this, and cuts the clip off at the end so the audience doesnt know what happened

2:38 I'm too homestuck for this...."I hate being me."

"She hasn't been the same since the incident" I don't even wanna ask

10:45 Emkay: sees handicapped parking Also Emkay: it could fit a BIKE

“They looked photoshopped on” well you don’t say

Thank god its Zack. I was thinking I was gonna lose nnn when I clicked on this.

3:00 The chairs in my dorm and are like this in every room, and it’s kinda nice to be able to rock back without falling, but standing on them gives me a heart attack every fucking time.

At 2:59 College Administration: Let's give every college student a heart attack once in a blue moon. Housing Leader: How would we do that? CA: Let's supply these chairs and give them lofted beds! Because NO ONE WILL FALL BECAUSE OF THIS! HL: Fine. Later... Freshman student (never visited the college dorms and has no clue about the chairs): *falls repeatedly trying to go to bed* Freshman roomate: You okay? Student: How do you get to bed with this chair? Roomate: You turn it so it cannot rock you toward or away from the bed.

6:16 I don't get what's going on here. Is it supposed to say that the lighter not popping back out instantly is a crappy design? If it is, that's what normally happens. It just takes time to warm up.

Who is this mysterious Zach? Are you Damien’s twin who is trying to take over the channel? Awesome! :) welcome

13:08 why df does dude look like greg from everybody hates chris?

7:10 the reason some pots use metal handles is so that you can put the pot in the oven without the handle melting off

0:00 Clearly, the better name is Pikachonk.

At my school in the library we have those chairs that rock back

0:49 Me: **drawing FNaF** "All right it's FNaF..." Me: GASP!!!

"that trashcan belongs in the trash" -emkay 2019

Me: doesnt hear damien Also me : *[Confused Screaming]*

I'm gonna guess the "NO" is for not driving down the middle, turning lane.

Therapist: Thickachu isn't real, he can't hurt you. Thickachu: 0:03

"oh you could say it's a crappy design bc it's fnaf" Me: "gets feelings hurt"

Zach sounds like what i think Damian sounded like when he was a teenager

A wild Thicc pikachu has blocked your way! I've got like 9 more things I could say!

*Rip, Scoop, Eat!* Toilet paper companies: WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!

As i'm watching this, the dislikes are at 469 👌 Got cha neck boi

I have to leave soon and this video is perfectly long. Thank you.

3:16 Honestly coffee with hot chocolate sounds really good!

4:52 it’s saying a different message on both sides. So left it reads: If u stay, stay 4 ever And on the right it says: If you go, go today. It’s kinda not that hard to see

I lived in a dorm where they had chairs that rocked back. Once you get used to it, you learn to either sit upright or lay back in them, and either way, it is sweet.