That child suicide ad is even worse when you realise it says "back to school"

"Not that I'm talking from experience, I don't have ADH-OOH SOMETHING SHINY-" This is my everyday life ngl-

Lexi: "I must say, that's quite a nice-" Ad: "Deep-fried turkey"

"Doesn't this belong to the SCP Foundation?" /offmic/ "Gary, I told you to keep your crap out of my studio!"

"Get your fleshy clump of limbs outta here!" _Sad Shoggoth noises_

No joke I literally thought all the narrators were the same person doing a different accent every time. I-

As someone with ADHD lexi saying "nott like im talking from experien- OH SOMETHING SHINY!" its very accurate 😂🤣

Whenever Lexi gets excited right before she's confused right before realization sinks in. That. That gets me sooo bad. 10/10.

" *The* *TINY* *Small changes* *HABITS* *That change* *BJ FOGG,PHD* *Everything* " *Understandable have a great day* .....

"Sounds like an actual elephant just sneezed out an angry german" 😂😂😂😂

"I don't have ADH- ooooh something shiny!" Bruh me too.... SHINY THINGS AND SQUEAKY TOYS

"Is this what living in California is like?" *Yes.*

"Sup guys, It's Lexi, And all hail Pepsi"

Lexi has to be my favorite EmKay narrator because she sounds like that cool tomboy girl you would like to hang out with in school and keep as a close friend all the time, a very excited personality and a nice familiar voice.

Lexi : I have the alcohol tolerance of a dwarf hamster. Me : *starts laughing my head off* Me, 5 seconds later : Why is that so funny is it just me

I just love how Lexie makes up voices and just laughs when they have to read something completely hilarious.

“What’s up sexy I’m Lexi” phisically made me have a heart attack

The thumbnail reminds me of a minecraft villager house

@ 10:29 - Lexi.exe stopped working

I love how she always says ‘what’s up Sexy, I’m Lexi!’ It just makes my day

"not even sure i can make jokes about the angry bed sheets club" LMAOOO

"what's up sexy, I'm Lexi, today we will be going in a Fake Taxi"

"Angry bedsheets club" is certainly an accurate name for them.

Nobody: Lexi: OMG I am so mad I cant even gay straight

"Welcome to Family...hell

Lexi is so wholesome it makes my heart just feel warm and fluffy You're doing great sweetie

That “got to hell, no, go to family” killed me

“Angry bedsheets club” 💀 I never heard that before.

I heard some of the intro, and then I heard ‘what’s up sexy, I’m lexy’ I went from having my head laid on a pillow to fully sitting up with excitement. My favorite narrator is back.

Nobody: Not a soul: The video: Lexi:"mmm can't wait to take a nice warm-" Add:"pampers" Can't take a nice warm pampers

6:16 What makes the NOT-HIN-GST-OPS post even worse, that Lexi seemed to miss, is that is that the word "YOU" is at the bottom under the S, and it is written normally and in a small enough font that it fits under the S despite being a word that would actually fit the 3-letter-per-line format, so this shirt actually spells "NOTHING STOPS YOU," turning it from what I think could be a statement about the futility of trying to control anything in the universe, to some half-assed generic motivation. Also, does anyone have a guess as to why the 1st O and the 2nd S are underlined?

As someone who once lived in a cheap house in a trailer park with a carpeted bathroom who's always loved steamy showers.....I can say I once saw a mushroom growing from the floor...true story

“And now you know how to take out Lexi” I mean, I have been looking for a job lmao

Lexi: What's up sexy, I'm Lexi Me a 12 y/o: Thanks, But reconsider

"What in the ever-loving sims four body-style sliders did you do this man!?" - Lexi, 2020

13:00 "Lexi? Chaos? Never!" when are people not up for chaos?

It's funny, the second floor doors are actually pretty common in places that get a lot of snow in the winter. They come in handy after a blizzard when snow drifts completely cover your front door.

Day 38 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/ihadastroke -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) -r/trippinthroughtime Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/Wellthatsucks -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/mildlyinteresting -r/notlikeothergirls And finally: -A collaboration between Robin and Zach (have Zach return just for this). Thanks! :D

I would honestly love to build a house from the ground up designed to be as inconvenient as possible just to rent it out to people.

4:20 angry bedsheet club. Perfect description

1:35 I was half expecting Lexi to say "criss-cross"

Can we get everyone that was on emkay for a Christmas special

That phone DOES belong to the SCP Foundation, time to make that document!

I've watched this several times, and I am now watching this again, because Lexi makes me feel happy vibes 😊✨

whenever i hear “hey sexy, i’m lexi(lexy?)” i immediately get joyful.

"The door to heaven" Landed in the trash bin

"Go to hell. No I'm sorry, go to family" "did I just stronk have a?" "Oh, pardon me, I must say that's a nice-" these all were really funny, but when I heard "stronk" I died XD

16:27 The fact that there is a "P" in the "R" REALLY PISSES ME OFF 😱😱😱🔪🔪🔪

oh my lord I don’t want to be thinking about these and have these haunt me the entire school day

this is my first time on this channel but I am flattered by “what up sexy I’m Lexi”

"The bottle costs 70 dollars" is actually 70% alcohol, thats here in brazil and it costs i guess 5 R$

AS A TREKKIE IT UH- IT PAINED ME WHEN LEXI SAID "I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU JIM!" "OH YEAH, SCOTT? WHY DON'T YOU TAKE THE EXIT ON THE SECOND FLOOR!" LIKE PLEASE QUEEN, I LOVE YOU BUT DON'T DO KIRK AND MONTGOMERY LIKE THAT.

No mate. This is door to purgatory

0:45 Actually the bottle picture is from Brazil. We use reais in here, so the price would be about 1,50 dollars instead of 7 reais.

lexi is honestly my fav narrator. mostly because of "not that i'm talking from experiance, i don't ad- OOH IT'S SHINY" (all narrators are great lexi's just awesome)

"alcohol tolerance of a dwarf hamster" and there we have a brand new sentence.

From now on we shall say *ANGRY BEDSHEETS CLUB* when referring to a certain group of meanies.

Arson has been committed after this video most likely from how many times she had said, “BURN IT”

7:44 the best (and worst) thing about this, is that this is an official Thomas the tank engine toy. I'm not even kidding, Mattel literally wants Thomas to be anything but a train. And stuff, like the new 'All Engines Go!' reboot is total proof of that.

15:04 You noticed the green shades, but not the fact that green was poor and red was good-

Lexi’s sense of humour gives me life

"It's a bird!" "Why, yes! And that an ELDRITCH DEITY!"

1:56 SCP foundation:oh well the amnistics go again

14:12 If Josh from Let's Game It Out discovered a game where you can build a park, this would be something he makes in the game.

EmKay: the door to heaven Me: Or in other words... HEAVEN'S DOOOOR!!!

8:45 the best part is that it says “back to school”

"destroyer of ankles" i wish it went to my ankles, i already KNOW i'm short enough for that to bonk right into my shins 😭😭

"Nooo it's not like I have AD... oooh something shiny!" That is the exact embodiment of me. Whenever this happens to me I actually describe it as squirrel syndrome, in relation to the dogs from the movie Up

0:50 um, Lexi that’s rubbing alcohol

When Rohan calls out heavens door but it's just a door

7:31 so we’re just going to ignore the face in the grass

"I don't know if I can make jokes about the angry bedsheets club, so I'm just gonna move right on!" That was a good laugh lol.

11:24 The sound effect was too perfect! I nearly passed out, I was laughing so hard!

“The door to heaven” more like HEAVENSA DOOR!

My late dad made tank treads for one of his chairs, he also made mud treads, snow chains, and a plow mount. So if you have a toe breaker for a wheelchair just know its possible to turn it into a tank. And its fun for the whole family too.

1:00 THIS GIRL NEEDS MORE *F R I C K I N G C O N T R A S T*

I got so excited when Lexi was the one narrating! She's so pure

Often with this subreddit I’m like: Oh that isn’t so bad *Scrolls down a bit more* There it is

2:16 there’s a building where I live that has a door like that and my mom and I allways make jokes that someone stole the stairs or that someone is gonna think there are stairs and open it XD

1:50 hearing Lexi mention one of my special interests makes me happy

Angry German here..no this sounds like suprised German! And by the way, tell somebody you love them today, because life is short. BUT shout it at them im German, because life is also scary and confusing !

2:25 Is that a Astérix reference? "What's that door at the ceiling? I'm thinking ahead! if you've decided to add another level, you already have a door to reach it!"

that bathroom u could see into. it's in my town. the window was covered with a massive branded sticker before the business left that space. :D

10:35 That purse, though... I kinda love it! 😁👌

I only can imagine that it's a cruel joke that Lexi always gets the subs that involve a lot of text and things difficult for people with good vision to see.

for some reason, no matter how many times i hear it, i never expect to hear the "what's up sexy i'm lexi"

15:13 Lexi: "I must say that's quite a-" Then right there an ad pops out, the timing was perfect 🤣

The last time I was this early Queen Elizabeth was still ruling over the Dinosaurs

So to kill lexi you have to: Use low flying squirrels to blind her Place low furniture to knock her over Expose her to pictures of cute animals dying. Reply with ways to improve this

10:47- As a person with ADHD, *_I can confirm the accuracy of this statement._*

Did I just click through all the comedy heaven videos looking for specifically ones narrated by lexi bc she validates me every time I open the video and it gives me instant serotonin bc I have low self esteem? Pfft no

I'm a simple man, I see Emkay, I click.

9:30 Thank the editor because he/she actually lined it up. Thank you editor! You made my day!

8:30 It’s most probable that those cups are supposed to be saying what the other meant in a different language. I know for a fact that Salz means salt in German. That also shows you what the other means if you don’t know.

"What's up sexy, I'm Lexi!" I love this line here

Jock Strap T Shirt POORLY CROPPED JOCK STRAP T SHIRT Edit: HAHA. YOU’VE ADMITTED YOU’RE THE CHAOTIC ONE

10:07 "lady in a weight loss ad has a second set of hands that go nowhere" I 100% guarantee you this was actually fat fetish art that they bought for an anti-fat ad, or they paid a fat fetish artist to make this for them

"Not that I would know from experience, I don't have AD- OH SOMETHING SHINY!!" That is the most accurate depiction of ADHD I have ever heard.

Lexxi is so bubbly! They’re contagious!

7:17 as a person whos so stupid he gets his ankles hit daily, Im glad that monstrosity of an interior is not in my house.