6:48 Heuristic means "enabling someone to discover or learn something for themselves". Google knows what it's doing.

So, fun fact about the handicapped parking spots one: they didn’t actually do anything wrong. For those confused, if buildings don’t have handicapped spots that are large enough for people to get their wheelchair in and out, or van accessible spots aren’t available, we will sometimes have to park in between spots to have enough room. This one belongs in a-hole design for the parking lot.

“You couldn’t line your big red balls perfectly” -Robin

I'm specifically upset about the "Non-Dairy Creamer" because I am allergic to milk and people assume the only people who don't drink milk are vegans I hate those people because the last time I had milk accidentally had milk I threw up periodically for 6 hrs

The monster can is made specifically for groups of kyles in shotgun contests

The next fortune cookie: the next fortune cookie will tell you the truth The next fortune cookie: the next fortune cookie will tell you the truth The next fortune cookie: the next fortune cookie will tell you the truth The next fortune cookie: the next fortune cookie will tell you the truth The next fortune cookie: What you are seeing is indeed the truth. But... you will never reach the truth that is going to happen. This is... Unfortune Cookie Requiem.

I love how they allowed Robin to do that bit as the “Emkay spokesman”.

The remains having the warning is a LEGAL OBLIGATION, that is arguably a good thing.

nobody: robin every single second : *_you are certified single_*

10:11 "Popcorn ceiling in 2020. It's gotta go" Me: looks up my my popcorn ceiling Me: so anyway, I'm homeless now

8:57 I can just imagine the next fortune cooking saying: "The previous fortune cookie was telling a lie," and then cause a paradox.

4:58 that person almost definitely had to do that because they needed extra room to get out of their vehicle, likely because of a mobility device. It was the only option if there were no spots open with the extra "[///]" spaces between them and while it may look problematic, it's what and who those parking spaces are for.

“We OUR KZfaqrs...” that physically injured my brain.

Me: * sees thumbnail * Also me: just use a can opener

I was just playing a game from Nintendo and DIED on a brick that was INVISIBLE

15:57 interesting fact, some old houses have these crooked windows because of a superstition that witches can't get through crooked windows, the more you know^^

7:15 "He's about to become the first child that's also part wood!" Pinocchio: "Am I a fucking joke to you?"

EmKay Industries The only industries you can trust

My grandfather used to sneak into the kitchen after granny made anything dessert... this man would shuffle in, and shuffle out, with the absolute middle of whatever she made

"popcorn ceiling in 2021, gotta burn that house down man" *looks up at the popcorn job on my ceiling* *strikes match*

if a quiz did that, i'd start cursing at every teacher and just leave, no way in hell ill accept it

That’s just the extra crunch/ flavoring to the sandwich in the beginning

If I saw the house with toilet on the stairs I’d buy the place instantly, I don’t care what the rest of the place looks like

4:27 that guy got screwed

I feel bad for that buttered bread Like what did it do to deserve that torture?

5:08 if they actually are disabled they absolutely deserved to do that. those were fake handicap spots made ONLY to fit legal requirements of having one. there is ZERO room to get a wheelchair out in either of those, not only are they not handicap spaced spots, they arent even regular spaced parking spots, those are compact car spots.

You open the monster with a can opener, obviously. this would be a lot more gruesome with out context.

8:40 KZfaq once took 10K from a guy who made a FNF mod just because he wasn't a "big channel". This is the reason.

I remember seeing that the Orange County Sheriff’s vehicle Had Comic Sans, I laughed so hard and I don’t know why

The issue with the ads is that the ads are driving people away from really short videos

0:12 The video has just started and he's already killed himself 😂

4:50 I'm disappointed that Robin missed the opportunity to say "I wish people would stop screwing with my food" or something along the lines of that

i'd just like to say that anything that is "mildly infuriating" just makes it all the more infuriating.

The bulletproof backpack inserts seemed normal and I didn’t realize until you said “oh America” I guess that’s what it’s like in America.

1:32 I like to think someone wrote this in Amarica, and it just took a year or so to travel the globe. I don't think it's that far off.

Me, in my room, while watching an emkay video. My pop-cron ceiling: 👀

That screw in the burrito can really “screw” your teeth up

If a boss theme started playing whenever I get angry at stupid things after watching this: *MEGALOVANIA INSTENSIFIES*

1:58 I guess you could say they were *OFF TARGET*

In this one class I had the same problem with my tests. The correct answer would be exactly what I wrote with the capitalization but I would get 0 points. I would always email my professor and get my points back.

I'm doing my diamond painting while watching this and as soon as you said "At least it didn't go all over the floor" my beeads fell and were scattered all over the floor. Guess who's gonna spend 30 minutes picking those tiny beads up. Edit: As soon as I picked a lot, I dropped it again, I'm this close to screaming but it's like 4:16 AM Edit 2: So uh, guess who's not finishing their diamond painting

RE: disabled parking - why are there regular parking spots on both sides of them?? Like at least one or both of the sides should be free to actually let the person move.

14:24 As right as you are, SOME people have an excuse for doing that. My father for example wasn't able to breathe properly through a mask since he had a heart attack in 2017. He always tried to follow the rules, but wasn't able to in that case. People like him can't just stop having a life because they aren't able to breathe through mask for an hour without collapsing. There are always two sides. In this case there are the people that have, but don't want to and the people that want to, but can't wear a mask. I'm not saying that I don't agree with you when it comes to the first Group I mentioned. Ps: this comment wasn't meant in a hateful way. In fact I really enjoy your videos! I just wanted to give my opinion that no one asked for.

3:30 Remember guys- Make sure to never slash all four tires. Insurance doesn’t cover only 3 tires getting slashed. 😁

Funfact: the insects are actually the extra protein they add to benefit your health.

Should’ve pulled slazo out of hiding for the John A. Emkay Joke

that screw aint a trip to the dentist, thats a trip to court

„That’s the neat part, you don’t“

Day 4 asking emkay to make robin say, “What’s poppin, I’m Robin!” Because it makes my day everytime

Gotta love how all these aren't mildly, but extremely infuriating

"We our KZfaqrs" instead of "We are KZfaqrs" physically hurt me.

11:05 fun fact! Dinkles are a brand of shoes for marching bands, and as a band nerd this insult is the absolute best

The thumbnail is just having a soda can but the top got ZA HANDO and got erased Edit: Holy moly guys i didnt know this was gonna get that many likes in a day?

robin: "nobody cares about thanksgiving!" me: but thats my birthday....

13:25 you have to struggle one last time… for the greatest reward

Absolutely threw me with the grand slamwich bit lmao

Glad to see/hear that Robin is the first person to narrate in 2021 He's my favorite narrator

14:24 My teacher compared this to wearing pants as a man but letting it down enough to let the important part you wanted to cover stick out.

One time I got food from Taco Bell and part of the drink machine fell into my soda and they didn’t take it out or make a new drink. They just handed it to me and didn’t mention that that part of their equipment was sitting in the bottom

6:30 I wear glasses and this happens all the time

My grandma used to randomly walk into my room in the middle of the night to make sure I wasn't dead

5:40 Me, a person who doesn't wear a mask because i stay at my house: *Maybe i am a dumb @$$hole.*

4:21 it definitely makes sure no one steals my dead brother.

0:05 no this is not being a Karen this is just BEING SOMEONE WITH COMMON SENSE

The thing woth youtube runnig those ads is, that even though a single channel would maybe make 2 cents on one ad per video but do this wirh hundreds of thousands of videos and youtube can create a shit ton of money without paying the creators

13:27 "You know what's BUUUUULLSH*T? Packaging that you need scissors to open! And then you need scissors to open the scissors!" - James Rolfe/AVGN

7:40 no no, it’s all of the above

14:09 even worse is when my elementary students remove their masks to cough and sneeze, then put the mask back on. "but my mask will get all germy and I'll get sick!"

Nestle is quite a company with a bad history, a very bad history.

13:25 Ah, the Open-X. It's an intentional joke. The last clamshell package you'll ever have to struggle to open.

6:25 the gray box says "Mask catapult" lmfao. I feel the pain from this comic.

"Your color coding is bad and you should feel bad" My mind : your idea is bad and you should feel bad - micheal reeves

Ok, I got an ad midway through robin sayin "Crackhead Craigslist" so all i heard was "Crackhead craig-" before the add popped up. I aint no crackhead

to regenerate those braincells that died, heres a meme. when you pet the annoying/energetic/agressive pet and they actually give in: (insert formatable meme)

Robin: it makes me sick Me: it makes me sick more ways than one.

10:53 the most infuriating part about the sign is the spelling “we our KZfaqrs”

dude why are comments so weird when im early here's a couple of them: "Ever feel that nothing in this world matters in the end we'll all just die anyway :/ " "I know no one cares but I just tested positive for Covid 19 and I have asthma and it’s been difficult to just to breath I’m breathing very heavy and bad so please just tell me I’m being dramatic and I’m fine thank you lol" "* mildly infuriated *"

14:13 I was at the airport waiting for my flight. An older couple was sitting near me with their masks under their chins. But heres the kicker. They were coughing, hacking and sneezing the entire time!! ALSO over the loudspeaker it was said MULTIPLE TIMES that not wearing a mask in the airport was breaking a federal law. P.S. They were on my flight

Okay about the Lego cake. The reason it WAS a circle is because its a circle in the inventory, AND they fix this in later sets.

4:54 ... "Yonkers" ...

Me when I see the post stating that apparently Task Manager can fail: "You mean your Task Manager doesn't do that all the time?"

4:28 It took me a second to realize that this is not, in fact, an insect. And I don’t know which one is worse.

13:34 your teacher is the living embodiment of used toilet paper.

Whenever I see comic sans in the wild. I smile and read it out loud in a sans voice.

So a person wrote “smile more” to someone wearing a mask... Just take a marker and draw a smiley on it :)

I never thought i would hear Robin sound like a child, but the first post before the intro just-

I just love it when robin and 1.9M people and me get mildly infuriated

"ill get you a grand slamwich.. they're VEEERRY popular" i died at that refernence

6:25 have glasses, can confirm. Very accurate.

The open 24-7 one is due to Wal-Mart not changing marketing for Asda stores between their own, despite UK law being very strict about Sunday hours for stores

0:48. How TAF did anyone seriously expect that letter to be delivered?

13:08 it's especially weird because in the older village set there was a square cake, but i think the circle one is supposed to represent the cake in your inventory.

9:10 "Nobody likes thanksgiving"........I hope your tea is too hot to drink when you make it and too cold when you remember it's there! O-O

Fun Fact: Some people buys houses sight unseen. Which means that no, they don't see the house before moving in besides the pictures online.

4:05 "Each and every one of you will be sent home to your momma in a box!" - Jane Doe, TF2

One restaurant near me always gives the first fortune cookie that says, "Next fortune cookie predicts you" which makes some people buy another for utter curiosity

Hit the nail on the head with the christmas stuff up on october 31st. They don't want empty shelves and at that point, they're not going to get anymore halloween stuff so they just put out whatever is coming up next, which in this case is thanksgiving and christmas. That's also why you'll start to see valentines and easter stuff starting to go up around the end of december.

Both my parents and my uncle’s houses have popcorn ceilings 🤦‍♂️

Emkay:HOW DO YOU OPEN IT!? Me:I call the power of common silverware!

I wheezed at *"Armpit wipes"* xD