Can we acknowledge that the rooster looks absolutely adorable and dapper in that little sweater of his?

16:45 whats worse is the guy pretending to be a doc for nudes is more than likely talking to someone under 13 if it's a puberty thing

_Good Guy Creeper asks to show someone his junk_ _Good Guy Creeper is denied_ Good Guy Creeper: "Understandable, have a nice day"

4:41 excuse me???? r/puberty implies that they're likely a minor and my dude pulls that crap????????

“How many entrances do you have in your house” is definitely the way I’m starting all my conversations from now on

I've been *cultivating* my hair for 3 years now, and as much as I love it, I would absolutely cut it off and sell it for $10K, let alone $15K. But no one is paying that much money for slightly androgynous straight boy hair.

I have been paralyzed for 6 years. After watching this video, I finally found the strength to get up and jump out the 3rd story hospital window! Thank you! 😁

At some point, you have to wonder whether or not these are satirical messages... Then, you remember r/noahgettheboat, and suddenly, these messages sound like they're more likely to be real than originally thought.

As a weirdo on the internet, I've received my fair share of weird PMs. Time to see how other folks are faring compared to me lol

something that wasn't ever mentioned: the "I'm a doctor send pics" was on r/puberty think about that for a moment

Personally I think the problem with using female (and male) is that it's way too formal, it's fine if you're using it while talking about a scientific study or something similar

I don't get creepy DMs like ever. It might help that I stay off Twitter and dating sites but I think my bombastic personality just makes creeps scared to message me.

Being bald for 15,000 grand doesn’t sound bad 😏

"So, you're dead inside? Well, would you like for me to fill you up with life?" *Brooooooo.*

I've had a couple of "roleplayers" comment on my art on deviantart. I did not once reply cause I found it weird they were roleplaying/creating mini stories to MY ART.. without even asking. One of them finally asked if I was into roleplay for that fandom/universe and I said no. They stopped for a few months... and then started up again. ... And then they stole my art, reposted it on their own profile w/o asking, crediting or disclaiming it as their own. I called them out on it and was blocked :) Oh no...! They did remove it though, thankfully. Roleplaying in the comments on dA is apparently very popular but please, don't do it at random people :| Ask first...

I really hope that the woman who got the text from Creepy Derek went to HR with it ASAP!!

I'd absolutely shave my head down for $15k. I'd demand half up front and evidence of the rest, but I'd do it.

4:37 Creepy as that is, did anyone else see/register that they found the person on r/puberty?

Hi, I am duck

10:10 YES. I brought this up in r/teenagers some time ago and everyone attacked me on it. Like excuse me for finding it disturbing that grown @ss adults are creeping on a subreddit for minors

I was pretty sad to age out of r/teenagers. That was my favorite sub back in the day.

When Robin broke down laughing in the middle caused me to laugh hysterically too! Thanx!!!!

These have convinced me that humanity and the internet were a mistake

3:22 actually happened to me when I was 16… I was a lifeguard and after ONE conversation together about video games, one of the pool engineers (my manager’s son, I wasn’t sure exactly how old he was) took my number off of the guard roster, texted me without asking me if he could first, and proceeded to ask me if I was single (I was not). I never reported it because I was worried about reporting my managers own son to her

12:05 Right, I assume she went ahead and set up her house like Kevin set his house up in home alone.

i get so much joy from hearing Robin truly laugh - it's so contagious!

7:37 I've never heard him laugh like that ever

The dead inside one is definetely the best single phrase on this video

4:54 This caught me off guard I'm laughing so hard. Not only the voice, but I heard this line spoken verbatim irl. Like, hearing it spoken before I was like, "WTF, was that supposed a pickup line?" But hearing it here is hilarious!

6:20 someone typing/saying "female" is always a red flag.

1:51 The Homura Akemi PFP is very fitting for the conversation

I pray these people learn and do better in the future.

This guy would make the BEST voice actor😂

The guy at 1:26 reminded me of when a 26 year old male coworker I had a fling with (we never got to the dating phase) took it upon himself to start calling me, 32 year old woman, baby girl and I basically had the same reaction as the person who was called baby girl in that conversation. And if I didn't know better I would say the guy in that conversation was the guy I had the fling with but the guy I had a fling with wasn't an anime fan.

Why was it the tiny scream at 2:08 that killed me 😂😂😂

10:27 toxic gossip traiiiiin

If it comes to online dating, I think the creeps should get paired together. They would be into that

The mommy thing has extreme boy pretending to be girl online to get attention vibes

7:12 no that's not the biggest red flag, the biggest red flag is that he keeps repeating how many women are interested in him which is a sign of top notch insecurity and having no idea what girls might like in a guy

"Holy crap lois. These PMs are creepier than that time i met the slenderman!" -peter griffin, ancient philosopher

I remember role-playing back in the day in chat rooms. It was so much fun. @}-^--. But always remember ,*whispers in ear* consent is cool.

4:30 you didn't pick up that it was r/puberty, as in OP was likely a teenager

4:23 I really hope this person forwarded this to the mods & this creep got a perma ban.

14:00 kind of ironic how they are active in r/shavemebald

£5 says anyone who does the random role play in texts out of nowhere owns a fedora

1:08 probably the greatest thing I’ve ever heard robin read on this channel

At this point im scared somebody is gonna walk up to me irl and say some shit like "Pulls you close by your hips and inhales your sweet scent" In real life. Like, just saying the action, and irl. Somebody please tell me my fear is rational.

I agree. The mario movie is awesome a true masterpiece.

Honestly, if I got that "sugar water butterfly" message, I'd laugh my ass off and respond the same way

No one: Emkay posting videos at the speed of light:

Just when I thought I couldn't love Robin anymore... Thank you! It is so hard to find others who liked the old Mario Bros movie. I loved that movie so much!

A thing i heard about the live action Super Mario Bros movie was that the actors themselves didn't know what the movie was about or that it was about the videogame Super Mario Bros; the movie is pretty good if you pretend it's not related to Mario bros

The "Thank you!" in 1:12 just made me smile its awesome

Robin is the little voice in my head

Imagine thinking it’s okay to send people stuff like this

Babygirl is something you can call a friend but never unironically Even I as a sperg know that

I often deride my own social skills, because I sometimes don't know what to say in unfamiliar social situations, but at least I know what NOT to say. How do these people even function in the real world?

Pm is a scary time of the day

12:42 I think that's a good way to outcreep a creep. Maybe they knew they were a creep

What a wonderful way to start the day reading post that makes the skin crawl

0:40.... Guard Robot: You're gonna have to turn your vehicle around. This is a gated community. Hatred: Yeah, I'm a pretty, little flower. (Venture starts to look puzzled) Like a prom date, (upward infliction) maybe? [Robot guard keeps saying, "This is a gated community."] Hatred: Enjoy the silence, are you for supper? [The robot starts to malfunction while still saying, "This is a gated community."] Hatred: Turtles. Now lets go talk about little, breaded chicken fingers. [The guard robot collapses on the car window.] Hatred: (Smiles) Robots. Programed to answer over 700 different questions. None of which include chicken fingers.

And I used to shave my head for free! Damn, I missed out a lot of opportunities!!

3:20 I love this "creepy dm" it's legit so funny might reuse that

Why does the times I’m on KZfaq align perfectly with emkay’s uploads?

Finally, someone else with the correct opinion on the Super Mario Bros movie

Always surprised by the fact that I am married to an awesome woman. Now I see what kind of creep I was up against.

why am I up at 5:30AM to watch an Emkay video

that last one left me in suspense fr

I reply when I feel socially charged and emotionally ready to reply...... so don't expect a reply.

I haven't been to your channel in quite a long time! Nice to see your still posting :).

emkay litterally uploading 2 videos in 40 seconds :

6:42 there's been dozens of blank bot profiles that only have a random photo of a lady on it, and I guess I now know what kind of person they're fishing for lol

I literally saw the first post, and I already want to die. What horrors are in store for me.

7:21 also a female is not the same as a woman

OH GOD REDDITERS no sane person would ever try to comunicate through reddit chat

I wonder if that cringetopia one isn't satire and a very meta welcome message given the subreddit

1:28 the Homura Akemi pfp is such a W bro

My hip hop alter ego is called "lil empathy".

So this entire video consists of “RUN FUCKING RUN DONT WALK RUN SPRINT BREAK THEIR KNEECAPS.”

"could you knit a sweater for my (AAAAAAAAAAA)"

Where do I find this person who buys hair?? Lol

As someone who liked that Super Mario Bros movie as a kid, thank you.

Yeah, this is why I'm glad I'm not a woman on the Internet. People just be creepy for no reason.

The worst is "hey sexy girl, ur hot and pretty" and right after that they ask "how old are you?" like...??????

I have over a metre of hair and honestly it'd be gone in a heartbeat if 15k was actually on the table

I see people doing creepy roleplay and then there’s me like: What the hell? **fucking dies**

11:36 made me make that hrrr noise with my nose

0:48 honestly the "we had a blast" I thought he was meaning Chernobyl 😅

ALL HAIL THE FUNGUS!!!

12:26 ignore this guy, QUICK BEFORE HE SELLS YOU SOMETHING!

dude these people are creepy i'd just dm with a image of a potato and say "take the potato child"

The term female sound so aggressive, normally it's in a boarder line aggressive way which makes it worse.

I only DM people on Discord these days, and it's people I've known for a while. I might be a man in his 20s, but I still shudder at some of these.

If I get the money upfront, sure you can have it. Nursing school is expensive

14:06 i literally donated hair (for people with cancer) and could definanitly sell it

2:05 I love this part because the “anime girl” (probably referring to homura, the non creeps pfp) is a confirmed lesbian.

Im...not okay after this...wow.

Where is the bleeping sound they use here from? The scream over the censored words?

I never thought DMs can be this bad. I feel better about my texting skill level after seeing these

I would absolutely sell my hair for 15k