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EmKay

EmKay

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@manjotgidha6571
@manjotgidha6571 9 ай бұрын
As an accountant, I do indeed dress like that when I’m about to save a client from paying taxes.
@ihavenoidea25
@ihavenoidea25 9 ай бұрын
​@@p-__as he mentioned it i read this
@osheridan
@osheridan 9 ай бұрын
Hero 🥰
@hem1to
@hem1to 9 ай бұрын
@@p-__NO STOP
@William_Nowin
@William_Nowin 9 ай бұрын
I don't get the joke can anyone explain
@jonisalmela2399
@jonisalmela2399 9 ай бұрын
what kind of shirt? Also by any chance are you balding?
@abbyj2783
@abbyj2783 9 ай бұрын
Fyi, the “recess is the teacher’s break” thing is far from the truth. We gotta constantly watch those kids because we can’t leave kids unsupervised. Outclass periods like P.E., Music, and Art are the closest to a break the general edu teachers get, and they usually spend that time catching up on grades. Lunch break isn’t even a true break.
@eiriankageno
@eiriankageno 9 ай бұрын
Yeah, recess at any school I've worked at includes yard duty, which means teachers don't get their 'required break' every day. Though an argument could be made it exists to provide a chance to go to the bathroom, because most schools try to manage to let you do so during recess even if on yard duty. Of course even if not on yard duty chances are the teacher is working on something.
@kewoshk
@kewoshk 9 ай бұрын
I hated that when I worked as a teacher 😅
@ArcanineEspeon
@ArcanineEspeon 8 ай бұрын
That makes sense. When I first heard that, I thought about middle and high school teachers, and teachers who take turns supervising outside, and thought, "so they just don't get breaks?"
@user-jg9mm2ps2u
@user-jg9mm2ps2u 9 ай бұрын
If anyone wants to know: for the math problem at 5:52, the reason the division does not work is because crossing a value out on both sides of an equation is shorthand for dividing both sides of the equation by the same number. However, at least for the set of complex numbers, dividing by 0 creates a mess of contradictions that have not been solved. Therefore, crossing 0 out on both sides of the equation, or dividing by 0 on both sides of the equation, is actually not allowed and would lead to incorrect answers.
@user-jg9mm2ps2u
@user-jg9mm2ps2u 9 ай бұрын
Note: I said “at least for the system of complex numbers,” but I don’t actually think there’s any system where you can divide by 0, even in Boolean math. Therefore, I think dividing by 0 is never okay - unless a mathematician could chime in, please? I’m just a math student.
@seantaggart7382
@seantaggart7382 9 ай бұрын
Indeed Because simple answer for why you can't divide by zero? You can do it infinite times!
@JustALittleGhostOfHallownest
@JustALittleGhostOfHallownest 9 ай бұрын
The only time I have ever heard of dividing by 0 being useful is when dealing with some stuff with infinity
@laboulonnaise4294
@laboulonnaise4294 9 ай бұрын
ONLY Jack can make dankmeme actually fun. Thank you, good Sir or like you say down under, ta, mate!
@Squishy-ll2ul
@Squishy-ll2ul 9 ай бұрын
​@@p-__cool now sell it in jars
@kamilslup7743
@kamilslup7743 9 ай бұрын
better than robin's infinite complaining
@Squishy-ll2ul
@Squishy-ll2ul 9 ай бұрын
@@kamilslup7743 he's my favorite, but unfortunately you're correct in this statement.
@scouticescoutice4994
@scouticescoutice4994 9 ай бұрын
@@kamilslup7743that’s the reason I watch.
@williamharries7790
@williamharries7790 9 ай бұрын
​@@p-__prove it
@makswolanski5549
@makswolanski5549 9 ай бұрын
17:36 as someone who works in Foster care i'd say it's about 50/50. In my time working here there was only one case of a child who was taken away becouse of something like this, in all other cases the kids were either just abused or the parents went to prison/died. And most Foster care workers i've worked with were lovable people who treat those kids like their own. Altho there were a few instances where that wasn't the case, but the people were quickly fired in those cases. In my experience nuns are the worst, here in my Town theres one Foster home that's lead by nuns and whenever any of the Foster families hear that a kid is about to get sent there people almost fight to get that kid just so they don't end up there with the nuns
@wta1518
@wta1518 9 ай бұрын
My perfume is better than EmKay's farts 💨
@eiriankageno
@eiriankageno 9 ай бұрын
Yeah, from what I've heard, cps in my state provides resources in low income situations rather than take away the children. Though I don't actually work for cps.
@kanishksharma4783
@kanishksharma4783 9 ай бұрын
I'm the 69th like
@JayFochs1337
@JayFochs1337 8 ай бұрын
As a foster kid of...several foster homes (read: dozens. ) uh.... well I didn't get taken away because my mom was good but poor, but I definitely didn't live better my entire time through cps. I was abused in almost every foster home, and while some did get removed from their roles as foster parents eventually, some still work in the field to this day. I eventually got placed in legal guardianship and they *were even worse*. I have dents in my skull among ither things from them, and was left on the side of i40 to figure it out. Ended up in foster care *again* and finally got extremely lucky to have strict but very kind and caring foster parents, and through them met their friends who eventually became my moms when they adopted me at *16*. I'm unsure what state you're in but I can say with confidence the state of cps and cyfd in New Mexico is absolutely dogshit 75% of the time, and more than half the foster parents are either as bad or worse than the situation they were taken out of. Don't get me wrong, I'd have probably died on the streets at 6 if the cops hadn't picked me up and took me to a cyfd building, but I sure didn't live very well while in the system either.
@lollertoaster
@lollertoaster 9 ай бұрын
Love the bot reference that no one will get when this video is 5 years old and randomly shows up in someone's recommended.
@I_isBored
@I_isBored 9 ай бұрын
@@p-__thats crazy 😭
@something1600
@something1600 9 ай бұрын
0:46 you also have the British urban legends, like the magic dog that just murders you.
@RhamanaChan
@RhamanaChan 9 ай бұрын
And saying 'Bloody Mary' 3 times in the bathroom mirror lol.
@Sainsburys_Femboy
@Sainsburys_Femboy 9 ай бұрын
wait do you mean the roy dog?
@Ghostfighter797
@Ghostfighter797 9 ай бұрын
Omg Jack actually referenced the fart comments lmao. We love Jack the snack that smiles back. :D
@shadowthedestroyer2241
@shadowthedestroyer2241 9 ай бұрын
@@p-__ how?
@Squishy-ll2ul
@Squishy-ll2ul 9 ай бұрын
0:30 isn't a meme. It's absolute facts. Same goes for American songs vs Japanese songs.
@Squishy-ll2ul
@Squishy-ll2ul 9 ай бұрын
@@p-__ dang they weren't lying in the video
@AmazingAutist
@AmazingAutist 9 ай бұрын
That's not accurate, Americans have a great songs that's why Michael Jackson is so popular everywhere and why American music is popular in Japan and a large part of the world. Also, Japanese urban legends aren't that scary because they mostly deal with ghosts. If you are afraid of ghosts, you will find that scary. American urban legends focus on unknowable but physical threats. I think I remember reading something about it reflects what culturally is viewed as frightening. Japanese are afraid of ghosts because of sins of the past or whatever, but Americans are afraid of the unknown causing harm, which is why our urban legends focuses on things that work in the shadows that will absolutely wreck your shit. I'm not afraid of a ghost, but I am afraid of some motherfuking creature coming out of the Backwoods to the absolutely air out my family and I.
@Squishy-ll2ul
@Squishy-ll2ul 9 ай бұрын
​@@AmazingAutistgood point. When I said Japanese songs, I meant the disturbing ones I've heard usually have the most happy sounding melodies but the darkest lyrics that will make you horrified.
@thefutureismeaninglessthep7364
@thefutureismeaninglessthep7364 9 ай бұрын
​@@p-__CAUGHT THIS ONE BEFORE IT WAS EDITED
@Squishy-ll2ul
@Squishy-ll2ul 9 ай бұрын
@@thefutureismeaninglessthep7364 he deleted it XD
@Just_a_commenter
@Just_a_commenter 9 ай бұрын
HAH. I can't believe -Jack- Jaddy actually responded to that bloke saying he has better farts. lmao This cements -Jack's- Jaddy's presence as a being of true chaos. Edit: fixed some typos. c:
@ZackShark1
@ZackShark1 9 ай бұрын
Real
@thefutureismeaninglessthep7364
@thefutureismeaninglessthep7364 9 ай бұрын
It makes me happy when the narrators call out frequent commentary. Bots.... or otherwise.
@janzibansi9218
@janzibansi9218 9 ай бұрын
Dont feed the bots!
@Vlad_Tepes_III
@Vlad_Tepes_III 9 ай бұрын
It would appear that the bots fixed some typos as well
@OrangeJuice4700
@OrangeJuice4700 9 ай бұрын
16:22 Thank you editor Kenny :)
@HexOverride
@HexOverride 8 ай бұрын
I love you
@sebastianherrera6514
@sebastianherrera6514 9 ай бұрын
2:51 that’s not actually the real image, that’s made with AI
@something1600
@something1600 9 ай бұрын
2:34 remember when in Who Framed Roger Rabbit when Donald Duck just threw slurs at Daffy Duck?
@-jnfgaming-
@-jnfgaming- 9 ай бұрын
If anyone is wondering 2:28 is from a looney toons sitcom that I forget the name of but last I checked it was on max. The episode is about Bugs getting deeper into a lie until he boards a flight to some country that might be fictional, I don’t remember, and gets stuck in a prison there for a year. Then Daffy Duck, who had earlier joined the marines cause he thought it was for whale watching and other things like that, come and rescue him
@Jokoko2828
@Jokoko2828 9 ай бұрын
I've said it before and I'll say it again, no one deserves Jada P. Smith as a wife, the woman is a monster.
@Ramsey276one
@Ramsey276one 9 ай бұрын
FACTS Poor male Smiths...
@iclynnx
@iclynnx 9 ай бұрын
How is she a monster? Is it a joke or has she said / done some bad stuff?
@Jokoko2828
@Jokoko2828 9 ай бұрын
@@iclynnx The woman is speedrunning the "how to be a terrible person" bingo, with everything from cheating, spousal abuse to just straight up humiliating Will in public.
@iclynnx
@iclynnx 9 ай бұрын
@@Jokoko2828 Oh. Damn.
@MaximNightFury
@MaximNightFury 9 ай бұрын
​@@Jokoko2828So Will didn't even have to slap?
@bird_b0nezz
@bird_b0nezz 9 ай бұрын
Trans guy here, I grew up using women’s restrooms, and I always thought the joke of men’s restrooms being revolting was a bit extreme, but I went into the men’s bathroom at school and holy shit my soul left my body edit: ofc girls bathrooms can be fucking disgusting, but there is significantly more men’s bathrooms that are revolting
@ashercd6487
@ashercd6487 9 ай бұрын
​@@p-__1:08
@kaila-denzenhughes4130
@kaila-denzenhughes4130 9 ай бұрын
Same, men's restroom are fuckin gross but folks also underestimate the nastiness of women’s to the point that i was like "there's no way it's that bad"
@AmazingAutist
@AmazingAutist 9 ай бұрын
Which is weird because as a trans guy I would often " accidentally " use the men's bathroom growing up and it was always clean and that only changed when I became an adult in transitions to using public bathrooms for men
@DINGD0NG...
@DINGD0NG... 9 ай бұрын
I mean, in school they are indeed cleaner than girls' bathrooms, a school i went to had tampons on the floor and pads attached to the walls EVERYDAY, while the boys' bathroom was pretty clean (for a teenagers' bathroom ofc), but idk, I never went to any other men's public bathroom other than at school Someday, someday
@seantaggart7382
@seantaggart7382 9 ай бұрын
Yeah
@Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi
@Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi 9 ай бұрын
1:03 they really referenced that bot, but not the p**n bots
@voidsatas1524
@voidsatas1524 9 ай бұрын
​@p-__ If you were then you'd be dead by now
@seantaggart7382
@seantaggart7382 9 ай бұрын
​@@p-__WAIT YOU'RE NOT A BOT!? did you turn off the bot to say that? EXPLAIN PLEASE!!!
@Me-to8cx
@Me-to8cx 9 ай бұрын
​@@seantaggart7382i think that they commented that, while the bot was turned on (either that or that dude types every single comment individually)
@seantaggart7382
@seantaggart7382 9 ай бұрын
@@Me-to8cx maybe
@seantaggart7382
@seantaggart7382 9 ай бұрын
@@p-__ oh Ok
@elizar666
@elizar666 9 ай бұрын
21:00 dang, Jack destroyed them. Love you dude!
@IceAgePrincess1
@IceAgePrincess1 9 ай бұрын
Thank you Jack for the educational estrogen rant 👏🏻
@HopeIsADrug11037
@HopeIsADrug11037 9 ай бұрын
naw the bots changed it up 💀
@punk-pangolins
@punk-pangolins 9 ай бұрын
@@p-__ if emkay *did* sell perfume what would it smell like tho
@Vexxy197
@Vexxy197 9 ай бұрын
@@p-__you know what that means. FISH
@xXMindSoulXx
@xXMindSoulXx 9 ай бұрын
@Vexxy197 the stench draws in a bear…
@EmKay
@EmKay 9 ай бұрын
Be gone bot!
@oranbluethorn3956
@oranbluethorn3956 9 ай бұрын
As a Canadian, i can confirm, 7:56 is 100% accurate, we breathe war crimes
@DontYouDareToCallMePolisz
@DontYouDareToCallMePolisz 9 ай бұрын
​@@p-__with the smell of war crimes
@AIHumanEquality
@AIHumanEquality 9 ай бұрын
When has Canada ever committed a war crime?
@valerierodger
@valerierodger 7 ай бұрын
As a Canadian, I must point out, that it isn’t a war crime the first time you do it. I mean, they wrote several articles on the Geneva convention because of what we did - it wasn’t illegal yet when we did it
@AIHumanEquality
@AIHumanEquality 7 ай бұрын
@@valerierodger The Geneva convention happened before WW1. Do people relish being this ignorant of history?
@runningthemeta5570
@runningthemeta5570 9 ай бұрын
17:19 y’all can talk shit about Story Based games, but they can be some of the best games purely because of how good the story is.
@BananaWasTaken
@BananaWasTaken 9 ай бұрын
To be fair I’ve never seen anyone complement the gameplay of a story based game.
@joshuahunt3032
@joshuahunt3032 9 ай бұрын
10:07 Hey, Starfield may have been a clusterfuck of Microsoft meddling, but at least it’s not Gollum!
@VTPPGLVR
@VTPPGLVR 8 ай бұрын
21:55 My mom (survived multiple forms of abuse) regularly provided amateur therapy sessions to our friends who had survived similar abuse. (They knew she wasn’t a therapist, but she was the only one who both understood and wanted to help them survive and grow.) My mom had to stop my dad (survived multiple forms of abuse) from driving to my BFF’s house with a shovel when he found out her dad was abusing her and her mom. (Don’t worry, she wasn’t giving them mercy; she was like “we have to help them in LEGAL ways.”) I told my dad recently that the more I find out about how so many people don’t even treat their kids as fellow humans, the more I appreciate how he and mom raised us. He shrugged and said “We wanted to be the parents we didn’t have.”
@demonzanddollz1605
@demonzanddollz1605 9 ай бұрын
Note to self* Don't eat while jack narrates, he will make you laugh til you choke.
@Magicwaterz
@Magicwaterz 9 ай бұрын
For those out of the loop of the at 20:15, It is impossible to have water in the Nether unless you played it in a snapshot where Glow Lichens convert Lava into Water, thus the Turtle Helmet here, which provides Respiration. The Elytra is for flying, but with the Trident there, it is basically used to launch yourself in the air if you are in the water. You also have the Totem of Undying, which prevents you from dying. The Golden Leggings prevents the new Nether native mob Piglins from getting aggressive to you. And then they mentioned Powdered Snow floor, which we have the Leather Boots here, basically it prevents you from sinking into Powdered Snow as well as preventing you from getting Frostbitten if you are exposed to the Powdered Snow for a prolonged period.
@ArkmageEDM
@ArkmageEDM 9 ай бұрын
Wtf has minecraft even become I haven't played in so long
@Magicwaterz
@Magicwaterz 9 ай бұрын
​@@ArkmageEDMA lot has happened. And for the upcoming update is a block that can craft items for you.
@Mathee
@Mathee 9 ай бұрын
12:00 Oh so like when cops think they're overdosing from standing near a place fentanyl has been, but it's actually just them having a panic attack?
@too_online.3441
@too_online.3441 9 ай бұрын
0:44 ooh, i know a one "Do you think I'm pretty?" - the slit-faced woman
@Echo_the_half_glitch
@Echo_the_half_glitch 8 ай бұрын
*Shoves candy into hands and runs AS FAST AS POSSIBLE*
@ItsInkyHere47
@ItsInkyHere47 8 ай бұрын
18:39 This caught me so off guard No one can escape TADC and I am vibing.
@ThSadomasohista
@ThSadomasohista 9 ай бұрын
I'll be honest, I never got into the habit of peeing while standing. Like, all it took was a couple times of me noticing the splashes and I just went "Ew, wtf, why would anyone do this" and that was that. Sure, if I'm ever in a hurry then whatever, but in general, I just sit. Much more hygienic that way
@shadowrobot77
@shadowrobot77 6 ай бұрын
5 billion years later, you regret what you've done, whilst burning in the solar flares of the sun's expansion, questioning why you even accepted that, discovering that immortality is truly, a curse disguised as a blessing
@WindowsDrawer
@WindowsDrawer 9 ай бұрын
3:48 There is a forbidden comeback that will get all americans angry
@osheridan
@osheridan 9 ай бұрын
16:07 All my families dogs get mad when I squeaked their toys and take them away from me lol
@yasht4376
@yasht4376 9 ай бұрын
18:47 digital circus has taken EmKay too, is there anywhere safe from its grasp?
@Ze_N00B
@Ze_N00B 9 ай бұрын
11:00 If lesbians ever taught us anything, its that you don't need a big dong to get the job done.
@comicsans3537
@comicsans3537 9 ай бұрын
We just gotta 🤏✌️🤞✌️🤟🤘✌️👌👅
@NiyaKouya
@NiyaKouya 9 ай бұрын
16:23 thanks for the tip Kenny ^^ Oh and since the anime title sounded a bit weird to me (since "Frieren" means freezing/being cold in German), I looked it up, and apparently all main characters have German names. Eisen (iron), Fern (distant/far/remote), Heiter (cheerful/carefree/gay), Himmel (sky/heaven), Stark (strong)
@Aaaabbbbccccddddeeeeffffggg
@Aaaabbbbccccddddeeeeffffggg 9 ай бұрын
Those names really fit the characters that they’re assigned to.
@ieatcheeselikeyouforbreakf2654
@ieatcheeselikeyouforbreakf2654 9 ай бұрын
3:00 The more I see memes like this, the more I realize that no one actually plays Genshin and is is just echoing hate. There are many valid reasons to hate Genshin, but this isn’t one of them.
@ectothermic
@ectothermic 9 ай бұрын
My friend group plays Genshin together and we still shit on it lmao~ It's just a meme for the most part, every huge popular game gets something like that, it's almost generational.
@S3lkie-Gutz
@S3lkie-Gutz 9 ай бұрын
Yeah like introducing gambling addictions to people- I mean what-
@ieatcheeselikeyouforbreakf2654
@ieatcheeselikeyouforbreakf2654 9 ай бұрын
@@S3lkie-Gutz I was more on the fact they harassed VA’s for playing the characters. Shippers that will send you real life gore if you ship another ship. The Chinese community killing cats because they don’t like Scaramouche. The characters don’t really feel expressive enough. Inazuma Archon Quest final act. Also last year being hypocrites to Sonic fans.
@lefishe5845
@lefishe5845 9 ай бұрын
I just hate the ads. If they just stopped making low quality ads I'd care less about them.
@ieatcheeselikeyouforbreakf2654
@ieatcheeselikeyouforbreakf2654 9 ай бұрын
@@lefishe5845 Honest to god, understandable!
@MSRTA_Productions
@MSRTA_Productions 9 ай бұрын
12:31 HE SAID IT! HE SAID IT!
@ShadowWarrior277
@ShadowWarrior277 9 ай бұрын
At 6:36 my dad walked in and I want to thank you editor for moving the image so that the text was slightly out of view.
@PicketPolecat
@PicketPolecat 9 ай бұрын
12:27 Galaxy Brain
@sassyimps
@sassyimps 9 ай бұрын
Average coomer here, wanting to give their two cents: NNN should be experienced as a sexually *gratifying* activity. Abstaining can be harmful for some people, but can also be very beneficial to others. Do not attempt NNN unless you *enjoy* doing so. Don't do it out of obligation. Don't feel ashamed for popping three days in for the third year in a row. Take care of yourselves, please
@protoborg
@protoborg 9 ай бұрын
How the fuck could not taking care of a vital need be good for you?!
@DG_Toti
@DG_Toti 8 ай бұрын
@@protoborgsimple, different people have different biological needs when it comes (no pun intended) to that stuff. not everyone wants (let alone needs) to jerk off daily, and some people do it to combat pr0n addiction which is a legitimate problem for many people.
@Aaaabbbbccccddddeeeeffffggg
@Aaaabbbbccccddddeeeeffffggg 9 ай бұрын
16:23 I love this editor! (Anyone who hasn’t started watching this should go watch it)
@godcomplex1929
@godcomplex1929 9 ай бұрын
As a programmer, I dread that day when I have to sit on my butt and type some basic codes and spend hours tryna debug it so I close the program entirely after a couple of mental breakdowns and when I open the program the code runs like nothing ever happened.(It is tomorrow)
@Clouded_ZERO
@Clouded_ZERO 9 ай бұрын
17:25 as a femboy myself, I see this as an absolute win..! kidding, sometimes I need to clarify.
@RedditsOfTheDay
@RedditsOfTheDay 9 ай бұрын
when is next vid gonna come out?
@w.d.gaster1142
@w.d.gaster1142 9 ай бұрын
Russian urban legends: there is something in the forest, and you can't escape it.
@S3lkie-Gutz
@S3lkie-Gutz 9 ай бұрын
The birch trees are watching you 👁️👁️
@AmazingAutist
@AmazingAutist 9 ай бұрын
8:12 It's called *"S E A S O N I N G"*
@TikkaQrow
@TikkaQrow 8 ай бұрын
14:53 Kurzgesagt actually made a video on this very topic with science backing it up XD It's worth a watch
@TikkaQrow
@TikkaQrow 8 ай бұрын
The title is 'The Internet is Worse Than Ever - Now What?'
@maxxam012
@maxxam012 9 ай бұрын
Plot twist: During the immortal snail thing? It's back in the same galaxy as you by that point.
@AmatMN
@AmatMN 9 ай бұрын
you can also replace japanese urban legends with the original western european childrens stories. The things the brothers Grimm wrote down isn't even all of it.
@SilverAceOfSpades
@SilverAceOfSpades 9 ай бұрын
6:23 he didn't deadname the website :(
@michaeljohnson1117
@michaeljohnson1117 9 ай бұрын
17:37 that's like all these Republican states rolling back the child labor laws. Instead of raising wages to the point where people can actually afford to raise a family, let's just make poor people put their kids to work and we'll pay them even less than minimum wage since there are children so their families will keep struggling to keep a roof over their head and food on the table while our stockholders profits continue to increase.
@creativechannelname3200
@creativechannelname3200 9 ай бұрын
Old godzilla was hoppin’ around,
@BepisMogus
@BepisMogus 9 ай бұрын
Tokyo city like a big playground
@Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi
@Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi 9 ай бұрын
When suddenly Batman burst from the shade
@youtubedontchangemyhandlebruh
@youtubedontchangemyhandlebruh 46 минут бұрын
no way brian the splatoon man
@thwomp363
@thwomp363 9 ай бұрын
Always good when we get an Editor Kenny Seal of Approval™ for an anime
@IamDryEuropa
@IamDryEuropa 9 ай бұрын
16:24 frieren is fucking savage sometimes.
@bensonfitch6697
@bensonfitch6697 9 ай бұрын
For any questions at the one at 5:40, (5-5) is equal to 0, so you can't divide by it.
@LegorocketsAnimation
@LegorocketsAnimation 9 ай бұрын
Chuck Norris can divide by zero!
@stevensiferd7104
@stevensiferd7104 9 ай бұрын
17:07 -- A more accurate meme would be a regular controller labeled "women" and that controller labeled "men."
@roach_loader
@roach_loader 9 ай бұрын
4x(5-5) = 5x(5-5) 4x(0) = 5x(0) 0 = 0 is the final answer i know it’s a joke but so many people do this and think “ha! I’ve figured out a major flaw in math!” when they just did pemdas wrong.
@jonathancastillo6433
@jonathancastillo6433 9 ай бұрын
I feel like I’ve missed out on Emkay lore. Can someone explain to me the narrator situation? How many are there, I remember Damien, Lexi, and maybe some other names. Are the narrators one body, many folk, third option I have yet thought of? /gq
@MissTwoSetEncyclopedia
@MissTwoSetEncyclopedia 9 ай бұрын
There is also Robin and Jack (the narrator for this video).
@ectothermic
@ectothermic 9 ай бұрын
Each narrator is a finger in a hand. Lexi, Jack, Damien, Robin, and one day Slazo will fucking read >:u That's my lore.
@dead-eyedarrel3878
@dead-eyedarrel3878 9 ай бұрын
5:45 nice divide by zero
@caitlinabbott7895
@caitlinabbott7895 8 ай бұрын
Jack singing bits 3:04 6:06 10:07 10:31 (pain) 17:35 18:20 20:06 20:48
@caitlinabbott7895
@caitlinabbott7895 8 ай бұрын
18:35 Pomni is there Also 19:53
@HaliaxOfTheChandrian
@HaliaxOfTheChandrian 8 ай бұрын
Bro the way he said circulating made my brain start circulating inside my skull
@IchigoTomago
@IchigoTomago 9 ай бұрын
9:40 America doesn't have a culture. We have an infinite living nightmare of consumerism and corporate slavery
@Rainok
@Rainok 9 ай бұрын
9:31 Canadians: *confused eh noises*
@r_ike4626
@r_ike4626 9 ай бұрын
Jaddy... Jaddy! JADDY!!!
@SilverAceOfSpades
@SilverAceOfSpades 9 ай бұрын
1:02 No fracking way lmao
@CptDuck
@CptDuck 9 ай бұрын
As a programmer, idk why accountant dressing so formal and wearing that adult shoes. It looks like a torture in a way.
@MSRTA_Productions
@MSRTA_Productions 9 ай бұрын
2:20 you're welcome
@bellablue5285
@bellablue5285 9 ай бұрын
Okay I'm dying... my friends and I had the same thought back in 7th grade about that particular band's name 😂
@4Bakers
@4Bakers 9 ай бұрын
10:37 I'll fight this. it's practically *designed* to make you feel that way. don't let it
@Ilovewashers
@Ilovewashers 9 ай бұрын
12:07 Hello there, did you roll in from "Living Under A Rock" Town?
@tieflingcorpse9817
@tieflingcorpse9817 Ай бұрын
"many man clearly arent licensed to stand" - jack
@kennethclark4599
@kennethclark4599 9 ай бұрын
...As a story lover when it comes to games, please stop calling me out.
@robuxyyyyyyyyyy4708
@robuxyyyyyyyyyy4708 9 ай бұрын
0:17 Wendigo and skinwalker:
@H3ll0th3re
@H3ll0th3re 9 ай бұрын
The Wendigo is Canadian tho?
@technicallymonochrome
@technicallymonochrome 9 ай бұрын
American urban legends: 😚😚 German fairy tales: 👿👿
@Me-to8cx
@Me-to8cx 9 ай бұрын
German bedtime stories: 👹👹
@MisatoBestWoman
@MisatoBestWoman 9 ай бұрын
That math ... it made me feel even dumber then I already feel ... I hate math
@obsidian_oki
@obsidian_oki 9 ай бұрын
Do not dis american urban legends we got that wendigo and other cryptids
@GoroAkechi_Real
@GoroAkechi_Real 8 ай бұрын
9:20 valid point but what is a puyo puyo character doing here
@Just_a_commenter
@Just_a_commenter 9 ай бұрын
12:32 *Oh my God he actually said it.* I can't. I just can't. lmao
@thomasfoster7387
@thomasfoster7387 9 ай бұрын
18:35 oh what is a child, but a miserable pile of noise and exuberance
@isadvery
@isadvery 9 ай бұрын
"Philantropist en par with Bill Gates" Boy do I have news for you
@clockdragon515
@clockdragon515 9 ай бұрын
fun fact: we all have the same hormones, they are just used differently.
@seantaggart7382
@seantaggart7382 9 ай бұрын
Indeed Trust me MEN'S BODIES DO PRODUCE ESTROGEN yes in VERY small amounts but it does occur
@comicsans3537
@comicsans3537 9 ай бұрын
And women can be XY while men can be XX
@seantaggart7382
@seantaggart7382 9 ай бұрын
@@comicsans3537 indeed
@seantaggart7382
@seantaggart7382 9 ай бұрын
@@comicsans3537 although usually its Gonna be mostly xy for men and xx for women but You could have A good amount of cells with xx as a guy and vice versa
@jimwormmaster
@jimwormmaster 9 ай бұрын
2:37: That would be Daffy Duck, and you're dethpicable for forgetting it.
@sampersonguy5337
@sampersonguy5337 9 ай бұрын
22:01 listen I’m a giant Zelda fan but the correct answer is baulders gate 3 and a lot of people are going to be irrationally upset it wasn’t totk
@JadianRadiator
@JadianRadiator 9 ай бұрын
15:43 Don't forget Neo and Trinity in The Matrix - Resurrections
@cewla3348
@cewla3348 9 ай бұрын
5:50 5-5 is 0. to get rid of multiplication, you have to divide by it. 4/0 = 5/0 this is proof that dividing by zero ruins maths
@JayFochs1337
@JayFochs1337 8 ай бұрын
0:48 uhhhh... wendigos, skinwalkers, and many more? Lol
@Volume.3
@Volume.3 9 ай бұрын
He just said biggering. He actually just said biggering.
@demonlad827
@demonlad827 7 ай бұрын
5:50 Now you may be asking why you can't do that. (5-5) is 0, and so if you wanted to try and cancel it out on both sides you'd have to divide by 0. Which you can not do. AKA why it breaks.
@Banana_Banshee
@Banana_Banshee 8 ай бұрын
big companies fr trying to make memes to convince us unpaid internships ARENT immoral af
@ADayinWhite
@ADayinWhite 9 ай бұрын
Thanks, Kenny! I agree, Frieren is FANTASTIC! Sad to see it coming to an end (for the season) in a couple days, but there's always hope for a season 2!!!
@VelociraptorAnimations
@VelociraptorAnimations 9 ай бұрын
2:08 With one single meme, every single one of my cells are now in fighting mode
@thecodemachine
@thecodemachine 9 ай бұрын
I am a programmer, and it is much less sit on your ass and type words than read 90 pages of hexadecimal log output, technical specifications, and terrible code, which is pain.
@Nishye501
@Nishye501 9 ай бұрын
5:54 distributive property
@ArcanineEspeon
@ArcanineEspeon 8 ай бұрын
Autistic person here. If one of my brethren appoints himself to interrogate the entire office about their weed usage, he absolutely deserves to have a cell phone hidden above his desk and to get messages about poisoned coffee sent to him from his alleged future self. And if he believes those messages, that's on him. Discrimination didn't cause that.
@llmkursk8254
@llmkursk8254 8 ай бұрын
I sit to piss. Minimizes the mess all over the floor and yourself, and, I get to be on my phone since I’m not holding my junk.
@airacummins5076
@airacummins5076 9 ай бұрын
18:38 how is that a break? The teachers still had to watch us?
@ectothermic
@ectothermic 9 ай бұрын
Depends, not in the US. You go to the cafeteria or outside and leave them alone. Maybe in Preschool but Elementary onward (Grade 1 to 5 here) you don't bug your teachers during Recess/Lunch.
@airacummins5076
@airacummins5076 9 ай бұрын
@ectothermic I live in the US and teachers would walk out with us and keep an eye on us, whole time I had recess
@ectothermic
@ectothermic 9 ай бұрын
@@airacummins5076 Interesting :o In my school we would just hang out in the cafeteria, there'd be security people but no teachers just us making noise and then in high school you'd be allowed to go out for lunch to like a fast food place nearby if you were good enough.
@airacummins5076
@airacummins5076 9 ай бұрын
@@ectothermic did you get recess in middle school? But my elementary school had its parking lot between the playground and the school
@ectothermic
@ectothermic 9 ай бұрын
@@airacummins5076 We called it recess but it was really just lunch, depending on the grade you'd get more freedom but for the most part you just stayed in the cafeteria. Again, never in a teacher's room, and no teachers supervised us just security people. I should also mention that here we have a "period" system, and Lunch is its dedicated time slot halfway through the day. I dunno if that makes a difference.
@SirAsdf
@SirAsdf 9 ай бұрын
4:32 Ctrl + H on windows
@TMScientist
@TMScientist 9 ай бұрын
19:13 Why hello Jack! Here's one for you to, at least, talk to.
@lady_draguliana784
@lady_draguliana784 9 ай бұрын
22:44 [Dumb&Dumber] "SAMPSONITE I was WAY off!" 🤣
@valerierodger
@valerierodger 7 ай бұрын
7:58 and Canadians will tell you it’s not really a war crime if they hadn’t added it to the Geneva conventions yet 🇨🇦
@lorivaldez4839
@lorivaldez4839 9 ай бұрын
Ohh these are gonna be good! Happy Monday EmKay🫶⭐️
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