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Күн бұрынTop posts from r/Cursedcomments on Reddit. Join the community subreddit at / emkay ! Video credits below.
Narrator ► / @jaymick
@TheEngieTF2 3 жыл бұрын
"It all started from the day of my actual birth, both of my parents failed to show up" - Dr Doofenshmirtz
@fryingpan5496 3 жыл бұрын
His parents are at Russia buying goat milk milked by cows
@3kay3H 3 жыл бұрын
@@mingkanglin9017 HOW THATS WHAT I THINK
@alphamale8274 3 жыл бұрын
Hole up
@angelicmsp9638 3 жыл бұрын
Omg! I have that show on my TV with No Sound rn!
@brokendragon123 3 жыл бұрын
That is sad and funny
@albanusburr4041 3 жыл бұрын
The hitler meme isn't going to get old. Just like him.
@axifinity6771 3 жыл бұрын
Oh my god
@thepineappleman4442 3 жыл бұрын
Anti-vax kids in a nutshell
@brokendragon123 3 жыл бұрын
Oh god
@Kalani_Saiko 3 жыл бұрын
This deserves to be in the video
@joejia1410 3 жыл бұрын
jesus christ its jesus christ
@mitosis. 3 жыл бұрын
r/CursedComments: 85% Hitler jokes 10% "I have kids in my basement" jokes 5% Other forms of dark humor
@ahroncalano7486 3 жыл бұрын
Kitler
@gorbsupreme7555 3 жыл бұрын
@@ahroncalano7486 there’s a hoi4 mod that does that
@vixster6977 3 жыл бұрын
@@gorbsupreme7555 except that HOI4 mod actually has the kids in my basement thing as true
@thatoneguy1845 3 жыл бұрын
my dad cry's tear of laugher when ever I show him those jokes the weird thing is that he says why did my father have to go out like that
@TwistedL9Productions 3 жыл бұрын
I see this as an absolute win.
@greenstonegecko 3 жыл бұрын
Guy: I have a gf His friends: Is she real? Is she alive? Did she consent to being your gf? How much did you pay her? Did you force her? Did you take your schizophrenia-pills?
@formaggio4949 3 жыл бұрын
Also his friends: did she got rejected from the art school?
@sin6539 3 жыл бұрын
@@formaggio4949 did she comment genocide?
@ethanmoua49 2 жыл бұрын
@@sin6539 did she got died
@sewkrazy 2 жыл бұрын
Hitler strikes again
@vrabb9030 2 жыл бұрын
@@formaggio4949 hilarious!!11
@charax-1 3 жыл бұрын
"Trump and short guy with a mustache both drink water" Trump: *enters an art school*
@bukitcengkeh1 3 жыл бұрын
@DemonHunter120 time to commit genocide
@compassthehybrid6590 3 жыл бұрын
@@bukitcengkeh1 twice
@fryingpan5496 3 жыл бұрын
@@compassthehybrid6590 Thrice
@szafan777 3 жыл бұрын
@@fryingpan5496 frice
@snackboxone364 3 жыл бұрын
*FRIES*
@kingfloridaman5274 3 жыл бұрын
This is honestly cursed but jack makes it so much better
@Caspercab 3 жыл бұрын
Jack can make anything better (almost)
@kingfloridaman5274 3 жыл бұрын
@@eeeeee38093 shut up he makes it better
@onionman9563 3 жыл бұрын
69th like
@havannathomas5679 3 жыл бұрын
Peppa 😭😭
@cloaker7237 3 жыл бұрын
"This is honestly cursed" *It is LITERALLY in the name!*
@felix-rks 3 жыл бұрын
Man your pronunciation of “Guten Tag” was flawless!
@luanjose1034 3 жыл бұрын
Gutten tag mein kamerad Im learning german at 9 years bruh
@kartoffelbrei310 3 жыл бұрын
@@luanjose1034 you doing great man!!!
@luanjose1034 3 жыл бұрын
@@kartoffelbrei310 thanks
@brokendragon123 3 жыл бұрын
Gluten tag
@masicbemester 3 жыл бұрын
@@brokendragon123 G L U T E N T A L K
@tgiacin435 3 жыл бұрын
I call bs, George doesn’t talk, only violently cries whenever he don’t get his way
@clowneryAscended 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah in reality it wouldve just been loud, aggressive, violent, endless crying noises until someone made a fake peppa.
@tgiacin435 3 жыл бұрын
@@clowneryAscendedmakes me want to make Peppa and George sausages and give them out at the Pippa Peg theme park and get revenge for what that show did to the bacon wizard
@clowneryAscended 3 жыл бұрын
@@tgiacin435indeed.
@TheUltima_Werewolf 3 жыл бұрын
Bro Peppa Pig was on in the background and he started crying after I read this
@clowneryAscended 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheUltima_Werewolf george is watching you.
@georgefeser6483 3 жыл бұрын
Jack! How's it going, dude? You have made my day a little bit better.
@kievrom9044 3 жыл бұрын
banana
@alico2901 3 жыл бұрын
@@kievrom9044 hosanna
@aihayasaka9077 3 жыл бұрын
@@alico2901 joe mama
@theeeveesquadd1370 3 жыл бұрын
Unoriginal
@bukitcengkeh1 3 жыл бұрын
Ok
@EdgyShooter 2 жыл бұрын
12:00 I love how they don't mention "flying a plane" being one of the things she can do with her feet...
@Seanpw1903 2 жыл бұрын
She became a pilot but they didnt say she did it legally
@TheHotBlade 3 жыл бұрын
"Amber Heard Speaks Out About Marilyn Manson Abuse Allegations" *Well well well, how the turntables...*
@Dr.LoveShark 3 жыл бұрын
Have turned?
@quinnception631 2 жыл бұрын
@@Dr.LoveShark have tabled
@ACFloyd 2 жыл бұрын
This has not aged well considering whats happened now with Johnny Depp lol
@placeholdersign8701 3 жыл бұрын
Emkay: “guten tag” Captions: *”gordon tug”*
@remyratatouille634 3 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@madelynnitsch4235 3 жыл бұрын
How lovely, I’m watching this instead of paying attention to school
@Rat-man600 3 жыл бұрын
Hi have you heard about our Lord and savior Shrek
@bvttew_miilk8793 3 жыл бұрын
OK BUT WHY DO PEOPLE ALWAYS SAY THIS!? LIKE WHAT UNIVERSE ARE YOU ALLOWED YOUR PHONE OUT ON SCHOOL GROUNDS!? Like I see a lot of people sneaking their phone out in the bathrooms at break, BUT HOW DO YOU NOT GET CAUGHT IN A LESSON!? (Asking for a friend btw)
@madelynnitsch4235 3 жыл бұрын
I’m on virtual school lol
@arielnicole3412 3 жыл бұрын
@@bvttew_miilk8793 i'm in art and i finished my project so my teachers really don't care as long as i'm getting all my stuff done on time 🤷🏻♀️
@madelynnitsch4235 3 жыл бұрын
And, sneaking in class? Don’t do it. Pay attention, school is important. Not as important as Emkay but still, it is important.
@amyya9377 3 жыл бұрын
1:09 I STARTED SINGING WITHOUT ME AT THE SAME TIME AND IT FREAKED ME OUT
@procrastinatingcartoonstm5130 3 жыл бұрын
oh no Jim the simulation is malfuncuning
@procrastinatingcartoonstm5130 3 жыл бұрын
@Max silverman what noo nothings happening
@scrypticism 3 жыл бұрын
@Amyya Garland nice pfp
@amyya9377 3 жыл бұрын
@@scrypticism Same to you Mr Jefferson
@remyratatouille634 3 жыл бұрын
The simulation is glitching
@ticcidog7064 3 жыл бұрын
"a baby can live under water without breathing" Me: can babies be scuba divers if U don't cut the cord
@edoardogiancarli6325 3 жыл бұрын
R/ cursedcomments
@nobodyakacat-girlmario3707 3 жыл бұрын
well let’s find that out shall we?
@lutin_mi06 3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact:if you don't cut the cord of your baby,the baby can become yo-yo
@caileyrookids 3 жыл бұрын
@@lutin_mi06 And here's the actual cursed comment. Congratulations.
@lutin_mi06 3 жыл бұрын
@@caileyrookids thanks
@silly.guy.404 Жыл бұрын
BBH: How do you deal with an angry rat? Karl: Put a baseball bat against his head 😔 Swung my arms and now he's dead 😌
@resting_btch_face Жыл бұрын
POV: IT'S LUCY
@chimken7666 3 жыл бұрын
Cursed comments are the most realistic comments.
@fryingpan5496 3 жыл бұрын
Technically cursed
@sebswede9005 3 жыл бұрын
Our reality is Always a curse.
@fryingpan5496 3 жыл бұрын
@Sammy Lawrence OK kangaroos throw their baby's when in danger its cursed but technically the truth
@claire.823 3 жыл бұрын
@@sebswede9005 ;-;
@Pebbles.3 3 жыл бұрын
@Sammy Lawrence does r/TechnicallyTheCursedTruth exist?
@notagoat281 3 жыл бұрын
6:30 Actually, this is exactly how it works. After enough time of not seeing an animal, they decide we just have to assume it's extinct. Sometimes they're wrong.
@KingOfAllDingus 3 жыл бұрын
"We all make mistakes in the heat of passion Jimbo."
@xevira 3 жыл бұрын
to add to the minecraft meme: "People that started back in alpha."
@Androwomeda 3 жыл бұрын
Notch:
@ilfriner1287 3 жыл бұрын
Me getting the 69th be like I see no god up here, *OTHER THAN ME*
@taylorxwx2367 3 жыл бұрын
I'll help you.
@kievrom9044 3 жыл бұрын
420th like let's goooo
@normalman910 3 жыл бұрын
Until 6.9k likes
@_TaxCollector 3 жыл бұрын
@@kievrom9044 473rd like lets gooo
@kievrom9044 3 жыл бұрын
mop
@bluejeans23 2 жыл бұрын
1:42 when will you get your saxophone out?
@JessToTheWorld 3 жыл бұрын
*9:00* _karl, what are you doing with a baseball bat-_ *_kARL NO-_*
@brunomendes4607 3 жыл бұрын
i just want to say that that "good day" in german was SO good, like holy crap mate
@brunomendes4607 3 жыл бұрын
@@captainrob5371 YES HE DID, OMG!
@brunomendes4607 3 жыл бұрын
@@captainrob5371 ich glaube ehrlich gesagt nicht dass er deutsch ist, ABER er könnte es gut möglich sein
@UniEvolute 3 жыл бұрын
Wait when?
@brunomendes4607 3 жыл бұрын
@@UniEvolute lterally at the beginning of the video mate, like 10 secs in or so
@ithaqua_8280 3 жыл бұрын
Hmm yes balanced
@firerosenight6937 3 жыл бұрын
Dont mind me doing my nails at 4am watching Emkay because school is giving me crushing anxiety and painting my nails is the one thing that gives me a sense of strength 💅 help
@fryingpan5496 3 жыл бұрын
*The Toes!!!*
@shellshockhkmk7816 3 жыл бұрын
NO!!!
@Vulcannyx 3 жыл бұрын
Everyone gangsta until someone on emkay goes on r/depression
@heinzsoup20 3 жыл бұрын
9:02 the funny thing is that “rat” is what his nickname for his dog is sooooo
@itsnik4705 3 жыл бұрын
"Guten Tag" every german be like: OMG HE SPEAKS GERMAN btw. Hans hol den Kraftpanzerwagen II
@madfaybe1905 3 жыл бұрын
Ja. 100% true
@remyratatouille634 3 жыл бұрын
my oma tried to teach me some german all I rembered was nein [no] and Oma [ grandma ] (also I do not know the correct spelling for no)
@itsnik4705 3 жыл бұрын
@@remyratatouille634 its right tho
@Fereiro1410 3 жыл бұрын
I could try translate this but my brazilan brain don't allow me to do that
@carolcapps7722 3 жыл бұрын
@Jacob Chavez proper cursed comment
@ecaterinavisan8178 3 жыл бұрын
In Romania there is this sorta Cinderella like story too, and its far more dark than the Vietnamese one. Our "Cinderalla" has a step mother and a bitch step sister too. But her step mom throws the main character out when her dad is away for work because they were poor and wanted to save what ever money/land they had to marry off her own daughter. And tells her not to come back until she has money. Long story short, she meets all bunch of magic creatures that need help, she saves them all, and one of them guides them to the house of a literal saint to work as a maid for a while. When she is done she is tolled to chose a box she likes from the saint's house and what ever is inside would be her reward. She chose this tinny wooden box, because she is very humble and when she returns home and opens it, gold, food and farm animals start to poor out of it like crazy. The step mom seeing this throws her own daughter away this time and tells her to go and come back with twice as much. She encounters the same creatures, but since she is a spoiled brat she refuses to help any of them and even laughs at their suffering. When she finds the house of the saint she barely puts any effort into her job and runs back home with this giant treasure chest she could barely drag. And when she opens it, hell demons start to emerge out of it, eating the bitchy daughter alive and dragging the step mother inside the chest, erasing both of them from the memory of everyone but the main character, who then destroys that chest.
@bryansurge8068 3 жыл бұрын
Everyone talking about the josh fight... no one's talking about ja- oh that's why
@ghostene282 3 жыл бұрын
8:56 I was never expecting BadBoyHalo to be in one of these videos
@lemoncoffee9547 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@echo_cosplayss8373 3 жыл бұрын
karl just being karl
@inn_ocence 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly what I thought
@KT-rp9tx 3 жыл бұрын
If I were Bad I would take the bat But I'd beat Karl for suggesting that I beat Rat.
@DummyDrawsStuff 3 жыл бұрын
8:00 In the German Version (Aschenputtel) the one of the evil stepsisters cut of her big toe and the other one her heel to fit in the shoe. And in the end Pigeons pick out their eyes. And they lived happy ever after.
@MsLenepigen 3 жыл бұрын
I appreciate Jack’s effort to make absolutely sure that EVERYONE in THIS CLASS knows they are a Legend 👑
@InsanePigeon 3 жыл бұрын
"What if it was h*ntai?" "It's for kids!" "No, it's about kids."
@godslayer139 3 жыл бұрын
“It’s time for a field trip to Octopus Beach!”
@InsanePigeon 3 жыл бұрын
@@godslayer139 sounds good as long as it's consentacles
@InsanePigeon 3 жыл бұрын
@Smol Gal well, when I didn't censor it youtube didn't let me post it. They shadow-deleted my comment.
@mossyphrogy9390 3 жыл бұрын
8:56 it doesn't make it any better that "rat" is a dog💀✋
@duel9865 3 жыл бұрын
8:34 The dog be like: They are in sight, now do it, PASS OVER THEM
@MPHITOPHLS 3 жыл бұрын
I've never been this early... This is a blessing
@theeeveesquadd1370 3 жыл бұрын
Unoriginal
@gz.sn0rk 3 жыл бұрын
no one cares
@mickeymouse2752 3 жыл бұрын
Good job :) hope u have a great day :)
@mickeymouse2752 3 жыл бұрын
@@gz.sn0rk hey don’t be rude man some people go through bad stuff so try to make people have not sad
@awesomestyles 3 жыл бұрын
Please note that these are suggestions, and although I really wish for EmKay to cover them, they don't have to. As long as my comments don't get deleted, I'm fine. Day 179 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/forbiddensnacks -r/Chadtopia -r/ofcoursethatsathing Anyone: -r/HumansBeingBros -r/Wellthatsucks And finally: -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice) Thanks! :D
@grimblob7305 3 жыл бұрын
Cool
@alyssamay9237 2 жыл бұрын
5:03 That's not a deal breaker
@cmat911 Жыл бұрын
6:50 Yeah Howard, that joke was literally LIT!
@nosynoivern5944 3 жыл бұрын
as a german, I approve of your „Guten Tag“ 👌🏻😂
@simona_withnofuks2give147 3 жыл бұрын
Me:puts a nice bath bomb in the water Everyone else at the aquarium:
@InvariantK9 3 жыл бұрын
"Gutan tag my garlic breads" already made me laugh and the video didn't start
@justpie69 3 жыл бұрын
You know I thought that one with the pregnant lady that had four kids was gonna be "I think you might want to stop with all the creampies" but I guess what granny said works too
@bucketofchicken8325 3 жыл бұрын
10:03 kinda looks like if Pieck wasn’t constantly tired and a anime girl
@prakashkumarjha3178 3 жыл бұрын
Pieck from aot?
@thedawg7394 3 жыл бұрын
@Mazupicua thank you, man of culture. Been looking for this
@DR_MUFFIN 3 жыл бұрын
she has pretty eyes
@keenanwest6969 3 жыл бұрын
@Mazupicua how do u… know this
@larrystickfilms 3 жыл бұрын
JACK ALWAYS COMES WITH THE BEST STUFF.
@randomdeadguy8120 3 жыл бұрын
11:40 dude looks like big bird first met him when buying meth in an alleyway
@nemaR5133 3 жыл бұрын
I wasn't paying attention to the video as I was doing something and I heard "rat" and I thought of badboyhalo but what I wasn't expecting was for it to actually be badboyhalo
@matt3o886 3 жыл бұрын
0:41 Maybe i'm a short guy with moustache who failed art school and was a chef that burned everything he cooked
@matt3o886 3 жыл бұрын
@Cody Sanford (Student) lmao ahaha
@Sick-cada 3 жыл бұрын
Man I love the voices of Emkay, I would love to see a video where all of the team does a vid where they record together and go thru the Emkay sub for the entire thing. Get on that guys!
@youknownothingjohnsnow7475 3 жыл бұрын
6:32 imagine being a medieval highborn, assassinated by someone making your personal toilet's structure weak enough to just fall when you sit down.
@SimonE-lf7pp 2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: I actually live only about three kilometers away from the Cinema that has the rooms with beds instead of seats - tried it out once as well when I went to watch Dune
@Kasstro024 3 жыл бұрын
Gotta say emkay is good stuff to watch while you procrastinate
@starastarship2730 3 жыл бұрын
"Guten tag" was all I heard and it already made my day.
@kylefarrell849 3 жыл бұрын
2:00 she is a human and he is a monster shaped as a human and those are their souls
@gregorydery Жыл бұрын
I see you're an Undertale fan as well.
@monso0n805 3 жыл бұрын
3:36 sounds like he is about to say "hey smoothskin, you new in town?"
@m00n.dvst. 3 жыл бұрын
8:55 I love the dsmp but karl, *d o n t*
@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 Жыл бұрын
1:24 Ranni Simps be like
@CreepersNeedHugs Жыл бұрын
4:44 this comment is made even better by the fact that some barney actor was caught "touching" kids
@Dwood777 3 жыл бұрын
2:19 best part
@UndercoverDog 3 жыл бұрын
0:11 guten Tag, Kamerad!
@lethalbbx9808 3 жыл бұрын
Oh yay my favorite sub Reddit to make me scared of some humans
@winniethepooh3138 Жыл бұрын
7:51 that was my fave part of the disney version of cinderella
@curtisleblanc5897 3 жыл бұрын
11:23 At least he's polite enough to wait for her to finish.
@mr.agoshi1872 3 жыл бұрын
It 9 PM I shouldn't watch about this but its cursed soooo-
@sophiedenise 3 жыл бұрын
Watch it John, yes be a good boy
@actuallystupidperson491 3 жыл бұрын
@@sophiedenise If Want to see your family again John
@snuglyflesh4427 3 жыл бұрын
The Germany + Italy jokes in this Video: Me a half German/Italian: 👁👄👁
@Chaliceliamcapistrano 3 жыл бұрын
2:24 patrick has a license to kidnap.
@Psithyros 3 жыл бұрын
8:58 Rat is a nickname for his dog
@livtube6145 3 жыл бұрын
Cursed comments are always going to worst then you think they will be but they are not as you will have gotten use to them which is not a bad thing, it is a good thing.
@daddylonglegs3420 3 жыл бұрын
i had a stroke trying to read this
@zinathedemon 3 жыл бұрын
r/ihadastroke
@bettrthnur1039 3 жыл бұрын
*that thumbnail* me: oh would you like the small 4 eggs with or without. (Peppa had 2 eyes wherever she looked so she had 4 eyes)
@phoenixfire1074 3 жыл бұрын
Why do I like this subreddit so much
@SokkaEsChilensis 3 жыл бұрын
When I saw that BBH tweet I thought it was going to be something about the 180-Kickrat
@Ramsey276one 3 жыл бұрын
0:04 that’s the perfect line! XD
@GRIFFIN-TACTICAL7667 3 жыл бұрын
4:09 i laughed so hard
@Kello_QQ 2 жыл бұрын
Same lmao
@lb4965 3 жыл бұрын
That "guten tag" was on spot
@Lady_Volpe 3 жыл бұрын
That "Guten Tag" threw me off guard so much :D
@Haybalesnail 3 жыл бұрын
1:32 okay that got me XD
@johnmoore8627 3 жыл бұрын
10:16 She looks like a female Michael Jackson
@SoapMcCallister 3 жыл бұрын
I didn't expect "Guten Tag" lol
@e.r.i.n_ 3 жыл бұрын
"'Cause we're gonna get poopy all on... You! *laughing*" Bro, you should have said 'all on thee'
@matt3o886 3 жыл бұрын
5:53 Me, an italian seeing no problem with either of them
@ld0163 3 жыл бұрын
I've drink a lemon beer mistaking it for a lemon juice when i was 13, best mistake of my life😂
@matt3o886 3 жыл бұрын
@@ld0163 😂 I can understand
@1rham_a118 2 жыл бұрын
0:45 how is drinking water in poland legal?!
@Looseer 2 жыл бұрын
I guess you could say, Peppa was never going to come bac-on the show again..
@stuckinthepaststudios730 3 жыл бұрын
3:23 dat cake doe
@fsdcreator9630 3 жыл бұрын
I feel like some people always see my comments because i comment very often
@user-hl8wz4gk9s 3 жыл бұрын
6 comment
@civo4457 3 жыл бұрын
7:42 extendo patronus!
@Flying_Spaghetti_Monster 3 жыл бұрын
The "Guten Tag" at the start of the video was on point.
@deadbody420 3 жыл бұрын
5:46 as a fellow half Italian amd half German i totally can relate, my German mom offering me beer and my Italian dad offering me every thing other that water
@latisha7025 3 жыл бұрын
At 7:46 the story is more cursed than the actual comment.
@XQubes 3 жыл бұрын
Me after watching horror shorts: aight this will make me more confidence Edit: by this edit, 0% of people watched to tje end to the beggining (2 minutes after upload)
@kakaface6847 3 жыл бұрын
I thought at the end of the video he would say "if you would like to see your eyeball"
@m0ppp 3 жыл бұрын
I just have to say, I love the upper two balls and lower two balls greeting. It’s genius. Ok bye.
@bread3402 3 жыл бұрын
Likes : 44 Views : No views Comments : 3 When i open the comments i see nothing KZfaq is drunk 👁️👄👁️
@grimblob7305 3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: views are slower than likes and comments!
@falcobra5796 3 жыл бұрын
Jack the backstack lad who never has a lack. Please note that I have no idea what i wrote, it just rhymes.
@sentientmop317 3 жыл бұрын
The Minecraft one hit harder than expected as I’ve been playing since I was 8 in 2013 maybe earlier I don’t quite remember when we got a copy.
@ShaedTheMoron 3 жыл бұрын
3:43 *Looks like a Khajiit in the character creator for Skyrim.*
@lemmymaster 3 жыл бұрын
I would love some cheesy garlic bread
@mr.scarlo2234 3 жыл бұрын
Day 255 of asking for "Hi, my name's Jack. I'm asking for some feedback."
@TomRiddleSimp 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@aadarshkrishna6614 2 жыл бұрын
jack is no cap the funniest narrator
@missdire 3 жыл бұрын
Can we just talk about how Jack sounded uncannily like Ewan McGregor for that General Grievous comment?