Top posts from r/Cursedcomments on Reddit. Join the community subreddit at / emkay ! Video credits below. Narrator ► / @jaymick
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@TheEngieTF23 жыл бұрын
"It all started from the day of my actual birth, both of my parents failed to show up" - Dr Doofenshmirtz
@fryingpan54963 жыл бұрын
His parents are at Russia buying goat milk milked by cows
@3kay3H3 жыл бұрын
@@mingkanglin9017 HOW THATS WHAT I THINK
@alphamale82743 жыл бұрын
Hole up
@angelicmsp96383 жыл бұрын
Omg! I have that show on my TV with No Sound rn!
@brokendragon1233 жыл бұрын
That is sad and funny
@albanusburr40413 жыл бұрын
The hitler meme isn't going to get old. Just like him.
@axifinity67713 жыл бұрын
Oh my god
@thepineappleman44423 жыл бұрын
Anti-vax kids in a nutshell
@brokendragon1233 жыл бұрын
Oh god
@Kalani_Saiko3 жыл бұрын
This deserves to be in the video
@joejia14103 жыл бұрын
jesus christ its jesus christ
@mitosis.3 жыл бұрын
r/CursedComments: 85% Hitler jokes 10% "I have kids in my basement" jokes 5% Other forms of dark humor
@ahroncalano74863 жыл бұрын
Kitler
@gorbsupreme75553 жыл бұрын
@@ahroncalano7486 there’s a hoi4 mod that does that
@vixster69773 жыл бұрын
@@gorbsupreme7555 except that HOI4 mod actually has the kids in my basement thing as true
@thatoneguy18453 жыл бұрын
my dad cry's tear of laugher when ever I show him those jokes the weird thing is that he says why did my father have to go out like that
@TwistedL9Productions3 жыл бұрын
I see this as an absolute win.
@greenstonegecko3 жыл бұрын
Guy: I have a gf His friends: Is she real? Is she alive? Did she consent to being your gf? How much did you pay her? Did you force her? Did you take your schizophrenia-pills?
@formaggio49493 жыл бұрын
Also his friends: did she got rejected from the art school?
@sin65393 жыл бұрын
@@formaggio4949 did she comment genocide?
@ethanmoua492 жыл бұрын
@@sin6539 did she got died
@sewkrazy2 жыл бұрын
Hitler strikes again
@vrabb90302 жыл бұрын
@@formaggio4949 hilarious!!11
@charax-13 жыл бұрын
"Trump and short guy with a mustache both drink water" Trump: *enters an art school*
@bukitcengkeh13 жыл бұрын
@DemonHunter120 time to commit genocide
@compassthehybrid65903 жыл бұрын
@@bukitcengkeh1 twice
@fryingpan54963 жыл бұрын
@@compassthehybrid6590 Thrice
@szafan7773 жыл бұрын
@@fryingpan5496 frice
@snackboxone3643 жыл бұрын
*FRIES*
@kingfloridaman52743 жыл бұрын
This is honestly cursed but jack makes it so much better
@Caspercab3 жыл бұрын
Jack can make anything better (almost)
@kingfloridaman52743 жыл бұрын
@@eeeeee38093 shut up he makes it better
@onionman95633 жыл бұрын
69th like
@havannathomas56793 жыл бұрын
Peppa 😭😭
@cloaker72373 жыл бұрын
"This is honestly cursed" *It is LITERALLY in the name!*
@felix-rks3 жыл бұрын
Man your pronunciation of “Guten Tag” was flawless!
@luanjose10343 жыл бұрын
Gutten tag mein kamerad Im learning german at 9 years bruh
@kartoffelbrei3103 жыл бұрын
@@luanjose1034 you doing great man!!!
@luanjose10343 жыл бұрын
@@kartoffelbrei310 thanks
@brokendragon1233 жыл бұрын
Gluten tag
@masicbemester3 жыл бұрын
@@brokendragon123 G L U T E N T A L K
@tgiacin4353 жыл бұрын
I call bs, George doesn’t talk, only violently cries whenever he don’t get his way
@clowneryAscended3 жыл бұрын
Yeah in reality it wouldve just been loud, aggressive, violent, endless crying noises until someone made a fake peppa.
@tgiacin4353 жыл бұрын
@@clowneryAscendedmakes me want to make Peppa and George sausages and give them out at the Pippa Peg theme park and get revenge for what that show did to the bacon wizard
@clowneryAscended3 жыл бұрын
@@tgiacin435indeed.
@TheUltima_Werewolf3 жыл бұрын
Bro Peppa Pig was on in the background and he started crying after I read this
@clowneryAscended3 жыл бұрын
@@TheUltima_Werewolf george is watching you.
@georgefeser64833 жыл бұрын
Jack! How's it going, dude? You have made my day a little bit better.
@kievrom90443 жыл бұрын
banana
@alico29013 жыл бұрын
@@kievrom9044 hosanna
@aihayasaka90773 жыл бұрын
@@alico2901 joe mama
@theeeveesquadd13703 жыл бұрын
Unoriginal
@bukitcengkeh13 жыл бұрын
Ok
@EdgyShooter2 жыл бұрын
12:00 I love how they don't mention "flying a plane" being one of the things she can do with her feet...
@Seanpw19032 жыл бұрын
She became a pilot but they didnt say she did it legally
@TheHotBlade3 жыл бұрын
"Amber Heard Speaks Out About Marilyn Manson Abuse Allegations" *Well well well, how the turntables...*
@Dr.LoveShark3 жыл бұрын
Have turned?
@quinnception6312 жыл бұрын
@@Dr.LoveShark have tabled
@ACFloyd2 жыл бұрын
This has not aged well considering whats happened now with Johnny Depp lol
@placeholdersign87013 жыл бұрын
Emkay: “guten tag” Captions: *”gordon tug”*
@remyratatouille6343 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@madelynnitsch42353 жыл бұрын
How lovely, I’m watching this instead of paying attention to school
@Rat-man6003 жыл бұрын
Hi have you heard about our Lord and savior Shrek
@bvttew_miilk87933 жыл бұрын
OK BUT WHY DO PEOPLE ALWAYS SAY THIS!? LIKE WHAT UNIVERSE ARE YOU ALLOWED YOUR PHONE OUT ON SCHOOL GROUNDS!? Like I see a lot of people sneaking their phone out in the bathrooms at break, BUT HOW DO YOU NOT GET CAUGHT IN A LESSON!? (Asking for a friend btw)
@madelynnitsch42353 жыл бұрын
I’m on virtual school lol
@arielnicole34123 жыл бұрын
@@bvttew_miilk8793 i'm in art and i finished my project so my teachers really don't care as long as i'm getting all my stuff done on time 🤷🏻♀️
@madelynnitsch42353 жыл бұрын
And, sneaking in class? Don’t do it. Pay attention, school is important. Not as important as Emkay but still, it is important.
@amyya93773 жыл бұрын
1:09 I STARTED SINGING WITHOUT ME AT THE SAME TIME AND IT FREAKED ME OUT
@procrastinatingcartoonstm51303 жыл бұрын
oh no Jim the simulation is malfuncuning
@procrastinatingcartoonstm51303 жыл бұрын
@Max silverman what noo nothings happening
@scrypticism3 жыл бұрын
@Amyya Garland nice pfp
@amyya93773 жыл бұрын
@@scrypticism Same to you Mr Jefferson
@remyratatouille6343 жыл бұрын
The simulation is glitching
@ticcidog70643 жыл бұрын
"a baby can live under water without breathing" Me: can babies be scuba divers if U don't cut the cord
@edoardogiancarli63253 жыл бұрын
R/ cursedcomments
@nobodyakacat-girlmario37073 жыл бұрын
well let’s find that out shall we?
@lutin_mi063 жыл бұрын
Fun fact:if you don't cut the cord of your baby,the baby can become yo-yo
@caileyrookids3 жыл бұрын
@@lutin_mi06 And here's the actual cursed comment. Congratulations.
@lutin_mi063 жыл бұрын
@@caileyrookids thanks
@silly.guy.404 Жыл бұрын
BBH: How do you deal with an angry rat? Karl: Put a baseball bat against his head 😔 Swung my arms and now he's dead 😌
@resting_btch_face Жыл бұрын
POV: IT'S LUCY
@chimken76663 жыл бұрын
Cursed comments are the most realistic comments.
@fryingpan54963 жыл бұрын
Technically cursed
@sebswede90053 жыл бұрын
Our reality is Always a curse.
@fryingpan54963 жыл бұрын
@Sammy Lawrence OK kangaroos throw their baby's when in danger its cursed but technically the truth
@claire.8233 жыл бұрын
@@sebswede9005 ;-;
@Pebbles.33 жыл бұрын
@Sammy Lawrence does r/TechnicallyTheCursedTruth exist?
@notagoat2813 жыл бұрын
6:30 Actually, this is exactly how it works. After enough time of not seeing an animal, they decide we just have to assume it's extinct. Sometimes they're wrong.
@KingOfAllDingus3 жыл бұрын
"We all make mistakes in the heat of passion Jimbo."
@xevira3 жыл бұрын
to add to the minecraft meme: "People that started back in alpha."
@Androwomeda3 жыл бұрын
Notch:
@ilfriner12873 жыл бұрын
Me getting the 69th be like I see no god up here, *OTHER THAN ME*
@taylorxwx23673 жыл бұрын
I'll help you.
@kievrom90443 жыл бұрын
420th like let's goooo
@normalman9103 жыл бұрын
Until 6.9k likes
@_TaxCollector3 жыл бұрын
@@kievrom9044 473rd like lets gooo
@kievrom90443 жыл бұрын
mop
@bluejeans232 жыл бұрын
1:42 when will you get your saxophone out?
@JessToTheWorld3 жыл бұрын
*9:00* _karl, what are you doing with a baseball bat-_ *_kARL NO-_*
@brunomendes46073 жыл бұрын
i just want to say that that "good day" in german was SO good, like holy crap mate
@brunomendes46073 жыл бұрын
@@captainrob5371 YES HE DID, OMG!
@brunomendes46073 жыл бұрын
@@captainrob5371 ich glaube ehrlich gesagt nicht dass er deutsch ist, ABER er könnte es gut möglich sein
@UniEvolute3 жыл бұрын
Wait when?
@brunomendes46073 жыл бұрын
@@UniEvolute lterally at the beginning of the video mate, like 10 secs in or so
@ithaqua_82803 жыл бұрын
Hmm yes balanced
@firerosenight69373 жыл бұрын
Dont mind me doing my nails at 4am watching Emkay because school is giving me crushing anxiety and painting my nails is the one thing that gives me a sense of strength 💅 help
@fryingpan54963 жыл бұрын
*The Toes!!!*
@shellshockhkmk78163 жыл бұрын
NO!!!
@Vulcannyx3 жыл бұрын
Everyone gangsta until someone on emkay goes on r/depression
@heinzsoup203 жыл бұрын
9:02 the funny thing is that “rat” is what his nickname for his dog is sooooo
@itsnik47053 жыл бұрын
"Guten Tag" every german be like: OMG HE SPEAKS GERMAN btw. Hans hol den Kraftpanzerwagen II
@madfaybe19053 жыл бұрын
Ja. 100% true
@remyratatouille6343 жыл бұрын
my oma tried to teach me some german all I rembered was nein [no] and Oma [ grandma ] (also I do not know the correct spelling for no)
@itsnik47053 жыл бұрын
@@remyratatouille634 its right tho
@Fereiro14103 жыл бұрын
I could try translate this but my brazilan brain don't allow me to do that
@carolcapps77223 жыл бұрын
@Jacob Chavez proper cursed comment
@ecaterinavisan81783 жыл бұрын
In Romania there is this sorta Cinderella like story too, and its far more dark than the Vietnamese one. Our "Cinderalla" has a step mother and a bitch step sister too. But her step mom throws the main character out when her dad is away for work because they were poor and wanted to save what ever money/land they had to marry off her own daughter. And tells her not to come back until she has money. Long story short, she meets all bunch of magic creatures that need help, she saves them all, and one of them guides them to the house of a literal saint to work as a maid for a while. When she is done she is tolled to chose a box she likes from the saint's house and what ever is inside would be her reward. She chose this tinny wooden box, because she is very humble and when she returns home and opens it, gold, food and farm animals start to poor out of it like crazy. The step mom seeing this throws her own daughter away this time and tells her to go and come back with twice as much. She encounters the same creatures, but since she is a spoiled brat she refuses to help any of them and even laughs at their suffering. When she finds the house of the saint she barely puts any effort into her job and runs back home with this giant treasure chest she could barely drag. And when she opens it, hell demons start to emerge out of it, eating the bitchy daughter alive and dragging the step mother inside the chest, erasing both of them from the memory of everyone but the main character, who then destroys that chest.
@bryansurge80683 жыл бұрын
Everyone talking about the josh fight... no one's talking about ja- oh that's why
@ghostene2823 жыл бұрын
8:56 I was never expecting BadBoyHalo to be in one of these videos
@lemoncoffee95473 жыл бұрын
Same
@echo_cosplayss83733 жыл бұрын
karl just being karl
@inn_ocence3 жыл бұрын
Exactly what I thought
@KT-rp9tx3 жыл бұрын
If I were Bad I would take the bat But I'd beat Karl for suggesting that I beat Rat.
@DummyDrawsStuff3 жыл бұрын
8:00 In the German Version (Aschenputtel) the one of the evil stepsisters cut of her big toe and the other one her heel to fit in the shoe. And in the end Pigeons pick out their eyes. And they lived happy ever after.
@MsLenepigen3 жыл бұрын
I appreciate Jack’s effort to make absolutely sure that EVERYONE in THIS CLASS knows they are a Legend 👑
@InsanePigeon3 жыл бұрын
"What if it was h*ntai?" "It's for kids!" "No, it's about kids."
@godslayer1393 жыл бұрын
“It’s time for a field trip to Octopus Beach!”
@InsanePigeon3 жыл бұрын
@@godslayer139 sounds good as long as it's consentacles
@InsanePigeon3 жыл бұрын
@Smol Gal well, when I didn't censor it youtube didn't let me post it. They shadow-deleted my comment.
@mossyphrogy93903 жыл бұрын
8:56 it doesn't make it any better that "rat" is a dog💀✋
@duel98653 жыл бұрын
8:34 The dog be like: They are in sight, now do it, PASS OVER THEM
@MPHITOPHLS3 жыл бұрын
I've never been this early... This is a blessing
@theeeveesquadd13703 жыл бұрын
Unoriginal
@gz.sn0rk3 жыл бұрын
no one cares
@mickeymouse27523 жыл бұрын
Good job :) hope u have a great day :)
@mickeymouse27523 жыл бұрын
@@gz.sn0rk hey don’t be rude man some people go through bad stuff so try to make people have not sad
@awesomestyles3 жыл бұрын
Please note that these are suggestions, and although I really wish for EmKay to cover them, they don't have to. As long as my comments don't get deleted, I'm fine. Day 179 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/forbiddensnacks -r/Chadtopia -r/ofcoursethatsathing Anyone: -r/HumansBeingBros -r/Wellthatsucks And finally: -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice) Thanks! :D
@grimblob73053 жыл бұрын
Cool
@alyssamay92372 жыл бұрын
5:03 That's not a deal breaker
@cmat911 Жыл бұрын
6:50 Yeah Howard, that joke was literally LIT!
@nosynoivern59443 жыл бұрын
as a german, I approve of your „Guten Tag“ 👌🏻😂
@simona_withnofuks2give1473 жыл бұрын
Me:puts a nice bath bomb in the water Everyone else at the aquarium:
@InvariantK93 жыл бұрын
"Gutan tag my garlic breads" already made me laugh and the video didn't start
@justpie693 жыл бұрын
You know I thought that one with the pregnant lady that had four kids was gonna be "I think you might want to stop with all the creampies" but I guess what granny said works too
@bucketofchicken83253 жыл бұрын
10:03 kinda looks like if Pieck wasn’t constantly tired and a anime girl
@prakashkumarjha31783 жыл бұрын
Pieck from aot?
@thedawg73943 жыл бұрын
@Mazupicua thank you, man of culture. Been looking for this
@DR_MUFFIN3 жыл бұрын
she has pretty eyes
@keenanwest69693 жыл бұрын
@Mazupicua how do u… know this
@larrystickfilms3 жыл бұрын
JACK ALWAYS COMES WITH THE BEST STUFF.
@randomdeadguy81203 жыл бұрын
11:40 dude looks like big bird first met him when buying meth in an alleyway
@nemaR51333 жыл бұрын
I wasn't paying attention to the video as I was doing something and I heard "rat" and I thought of badboyhalo but what I wasn't expecting was for it to actually be badboyhalo
@matt3o8863 жыл бұрын
0:41 Maybe i'm a short guy with moustache who failed art school and was a chef that burned everything he cooked
@matt3o8863 жыл бұрын
@Cody Sanford (Student) lmao ahaha
@Sick-cada3 жыл бұрын
Man I love the voices of Emkay, I would love to see a video where all of the team does a vid where they record together and go thru the Emkay sub for the entire thing. Get on that guys!
@youknownothingjohnsnow74753 жыл бұрын
6:32 imagine being a medieval highborn, assassinated by someone making your personal toilet's structure weak enough to just fall when you sit down.
@SimonE-lf7pp2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: I actually live only about three kilometers away from the Cinema that has the rooms with beds instead of seats - tried it out once as well when I went to watch Dune
@Kasstro0243 жыл бұрын
Gotta say emkay is good stuff to watch while you procrastinate
@starastarship27303 жыл бұрын
"Guten tag" was all I heard and it already made my day.
@kylefarrell8493 жыл бұрын
2:00 she is a human and he is a monster shaped as a human and those are their souls
@gregorydery Жыл бұрын
I see you're an Undertale fan as well.
@monso0n8053 жыл бұрын
3:36 sounds like he is about to say "hey smoothskin, you new in town?"
@m00n.dvst.3 жыл бұрын
8:55 I love the dsmp but karl, *d o n t*
@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 Жыл бұрын
1:24 Ranni Simps be like
@CreepersNeedHugs Жыл бұрын
4:44 this comment is made even better by the fact that some barney actor was caught "touching" kids
@Dwood7773 жыл бұрын
2:19 best part
@UndercoverDog3 жыл бұрын
0:11 guten Tag, Kamerad!
@lethalbbx98083 жыл бұрын
Oh yay my favorite sub Reddit to make me scared of some humans
@winniethepooh3138 Жыл бұрын
7:51 that was my fave part of the disney version of cinderella
@curtisleblanc58973 жыл бұрын
11:23 At least he's polite enough to wait for her to finish.
@mr.agoshi18723 жыл бұрын
It 9 PM I shouldn't watch about this but its cursed soooo-
@sophiedenise3 жыл бұрын
Watch it John, yes be a good boy
@actuallystupidperson4913 жыл бұрын
@@sophiedenise If Want to see your family again John
@snuglyflesh44273 жыл бұрын
The Germany + Italy jokes in this Video: Me a half German/Italian: 👁👄👁
@Chaliceliamcapistrano3 жыл бұрын
2:24 patrick has a license to kidnap.
@Psithyros3 жыл бұрын
8:58 Rat is a nickname for his dog
@livtube61453 жыл бұрын
Cursed comments are always going to worst then you think they will be but they are not as you will have gotten use to them which is not a bad thing, it is a good thing.
@daddylonglegs34203 жыл бұрын
i had a stroke trying to read this
@zinathedemon3 жыл бұрын
r/ihadastroke
@bettrthnur10393 жыл бұрын
*that thumbnail* me: oh would you like the small 4 eggs with or without. (Peppa had 2 eyes wherever she looked so she had 4 eyes)
@phoenixfire10743 жыл бұрын
Why do I like this subreddit so much
@SokkaEsChilensis3 жыл бұрын
When I saw that BBH tweet I thought it was going to be something about the 180-Kickrat
@Ramsey276one3 жыл бұрын
0:04 that’s the perfect line! XD
@GRIFFIN-TACTICAL76673 жыл бұрын
4:09 i laughed so hard
@Kello_QQ2 жыл бұрын
Same lmao
@lb49653 жыл бұрын
That "guten tag" was on spot
@Lady_Volpe3 жыл бұрын
That "Guten Tag" threw me off guard so much :D
@Haybalesnail3 жыл бұрын
1:32 okay that got me XD
@johnmoore86273 жыл бұрын
10:16 She looks like a female Michael Jackson
@SoapMcCallister3 жыл бұрын
I didn't expect "Guten Tag" lol
@e.r.i.n_3 жыл бұрын
"'Cause we're gonna get poopy all on... You! *laughing*" Bro, you should have said 'all on thee'
@matt3o8863 жыл бұрын
5:53 Me, an italian seeing no problem with either of them
@ld01633 жыл бұрын
I've drink a lemon beer mistaking it for a lemon juice when i was 13, best mistake of my life😂
@matt3o8863 жыл бұрын
@@ld0163 😂 I can understand
@1rham_a1182 жыл бұрын
0:45 how is drinking water in poland legal?!
@Looseer2 жыл бұрын
I guess you could say, Peppa was never going to come bac-on the show again..
@stuckinthepaststudios7303 жыл бұрын
3:23 dat cake doe
@fsdcreator96303 жыл бұрын
I feel like some people always see my comments because i comment very often
@user-hl8wz4gk9s3 жыл бұрын
6 comment
@civo44573 жыл бұрын
7:42 extendo patronus!
@Flying_Spaghetti_Monster3 жыл бұрын
The "Guten Tag" at the start of the video was on point.
@deadbody4203 жыл бұрын
5:46 as a fellow half Italian amd half German i totally can relate, my German mom offering me beer and my Italian dad offering me every thing other that water
@latisha70253 жыл бұрын
At 7:46 the story is more cursed than the actual comment.
@XQubes3 жыл бұрын
Me after watching horror shorts: aight this will make me more confidence Edit: by this edit, 0% of people watched to tje end to the beggining (2 minutes after upload)
@kakaface68473 жыл бұрын
I thought at the end of the video he would say "if you would like to see your eyeball"
@m0ppp3 жыл бұрын
I just have to say, I love the upper two balls and lower two balls greeting. It’s genius. Ok bye.
@bread34023 жыл бұрын
Likes : 44 Views : No views Comments : 3 When i open the comments i see nothing KZfaq is drunk 👁️👄👁️
@grimblob73053 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: views are slower than likes and comments!
@falcobra57963 жыл бұрын
Jack the backstack lad who never has a lack. Please note that I have no idea what i wrote, it just rhymes.
@sentientmop3173 жыл бұрын
The Minecraft one hit harder than expected as I’ve been playing since I was 8 in 2013 maybe earlier I don’t quite remember when we got a copy.
@ShaedTheMoron3 жыл бұрын
3:43 *Looks like a Khajiit in the character creator for Skyrim.*
@lemmymaster3 жыл бұрын
I would love some cheesy garlic bread
@mr.scarlo22343 жыл бұрын
Day 255 of asking for "Hi, my name's Jack. I'm asking for some feedback."
@TomRiddleSimp3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@aadarshkrishna66142 жыл бұрын
jack is no cap the funniest narrator
@missdire3 жыл бұрын
Can we just talk about how Jack sounded uncannily like Ewan McGregor for that General Grievous comment?