Listening while driving and had to do a double take when I heard "grandpa bled out so I didn't have to testify" instead of "pled out". LOL

OP: "A lady I don't know keeps sending packages here. She must be entitled." rSlash: "Does anyone else think it's drugs?" The Internet: YES!!!

"I know how to watch my kid!" Ah yes, allowing your child to touch someone elses stuff despite the person telling you that if they dont they may get hurt on multiple occasions and them eventually getting hurt is 10/10 parenting.

I always hated the whole "if you bring x you need to bring enough to share..." umm no I don't. Nobody is entitled to food I purchased, my parents purchased for me as a kid, or what I purchase for my kid in the future when he gets to that age. Nobody is entitled to something that somebody else has, their labor, their attention, or their money. When i was growing up, I had 1 freaking jolly rancher leftover in my lunch box from the day before, I was on break (it was an indoor recess due to heavy rain) and I ate one. Some other kid asked for one and I didn't have any more, then complained to the teacher that I wasn't sharing. The teacher pulled the "you have to bring enough to share" BS and then told me i had to spit out my jolly rancher... i was about 8 at the time, so i chomped down on the jolly rancher and just swallowed it. I got written up for "defying the teachers order" and "not sharing with others." She tried to give me detention for it, until my dad showed up and the principal quickly did a 180 and decided to throw out my write up.

The parcel one I'm actually concerned about. OP never gave any indication that she told the lady she stayed home... so how did this lady know OP is always home to pick up packages... this feels stalkerest

The second one, you’re being used as a drop. Kid is using a stolen card and buying stuff with them.

"Why would they knowing deliver a burnt pizza?" You'd be surprised how apathetic working in customer service makes you.

Can we just take a moment to appreciate that rslash actually manages to find good content on r/entitledparents? This sub has been getting rather ridiculous lately but he still managed to find stories that are both believable (I feel they could definitely be real stories) and entertaining. I follow the sub out of habit and most of them are like "entitled Karen shoots me in the eye because I didn't donate my baby as a doll to her daughter".

Oh she knows how to watch her kid? I didnt knew that putting your toddler on a place where he can be seriously harmed is watch your kid. Damn he could had seriously injured his head on that fall

I was listening while getting my toddler together. I heard ‘Grandpa bled out, so I didn’t have to testify.’ Went from ‘that’s convenient’ to ‘WHAT DID SHE SAAAAAY?!’

"Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast" is a top tier roast I'm definitely stealing for future

The ad appearing at the top of the “Up next” list for me, no joke, is “Got Milk?”. God do I love this algorithm at times.

Normal people: “Don’t talk to me till I’ve had my coffee” Me: “Don’t Talk to me till after I watch Rslash”

Wow, grandpa thinks he's so smart, shoving a cop like that. He must be shocked why he's tackled by that cop.

I have an entitled parent story for y'all: My mom walked into my room once while I was watching on of Rslash's videos, and she demanded to know who I was talking to. "I'm not talking to anyone, it's a video." I told her, trying not to be sarcastic so I don't get yelled at. Unfortunately, she did yell at me, acusing me of "having a secret boyfriend that's 20 something". Then she demanded the person I was "talking to" to stop talking and let her speak. Me being tired of her shit, I pause the video and let her rant. "Why the hell are you talking to my daughter!? (I'm her son, not like she cares) You're way too old for her! Shes going to be a doctor dont you know?!" She continues on a rant about how he shouldn't dare speak to me, bla bla bla. Meanwhile I'm sitting there, phone in hand, trying so hard not to laugh. She eventually demands Rslash to say something to her, and I unpause(edited for typo) the video just to hear the word "jerk" come from my speakers. Mom had a cow and took my phone from me and proceeded to throw it, cracking the screen in the process, all while Rslash is still reading reddit posts. I got grounded for a week, but it was so worth it!

the first story was probably a Credit Card scam: ordered stuff to a different address without a name with a stolen card. She probably lives in the same neighborhood. DHL/UPS in Europe actually puts a new label without the name only with address if its redirected for some reason.

About the pizza one: why I have a feeling her pizza wasn't burned (considering she and her family ate it) and she actually tried to pull a scam to get free pizza, and the money for a refund to something she never even paid for?

OP is a nicer person than me. I would’ve just said that if the parcels keep coming to my house, I’m going to assume that they’re for me.

Second story: Might be a stolen card. Considering the card was stolen, if the card was recovered, if the police check the history, the delivery is sent to your house so you could be a suspect. You dodged a bullet.

I thought he causally said that "Grandpa bled out".

The mom who sends the milk isn’t a cow or a goat, you can’t just expect someone to share something like that

The last story had me in utter shock and disbelief, to the point I was staring at my computer screen bug-eyed and just shaking my head. I guess common since and politeness is a dying breed of mannerism; in todays' population of the world.

The last story’s entitled mother definitely never heard of “home lunches” (besides, being told to bring enough snacks to the class for everyone is major BS and has a few gaps in logic; what’s the diabetic kid gonna do? Spend a fortune on snacks in addition to insulin?! Some people, man)

The pizza story reminds me of this Black lady who screamed at a veteran with PTSD for having his support dog inside the restaurant. When news of her tirade came out, she pulled the race card.

When I was younger we used to order a lot from Domino’s with my father, one weekend we ordered a dominator (the square big pizza) and all the pluses you could had back then (desserts and salad thing like wings) they missed one time from the order and it was one we really wanted (brownies) so when my father called to explain the situation the manager told us not to worry and that he will send us only the brownies (we taught we was sending us our brownies plus an other order for their mistake) he resend us our whole order with two orders of brownies, we ate that all weekend 🤣

The Parcel lady: there is no name attached to the packages. Therefore the OP had plausible deniability. Plus the British Postal service has a practice of dropping off packages at neighbors’ home. If the lady was doing illegal things, she has good scheme until the police catch on and talk to op

Okay, for the pizza story, I have this to say: When you buy a pizza, it's like buying a new computer. If you add more space to your computer by yourself, you void the warranty with the manufacturer. Same with Pizza places. Once you eat the pizza, you've voided the warranty and are no longer entitled to a refund!

the pizza story reminds me of a time me and my siblings ordered pizza, our mom was getting home late so she left us some money for pizza. So we got my younger sister to answer the door and pay for the pizza (with the money our mom left us). Next thing I know my sister leaves the front entrance and is frantically looking for some money. I didn't have money, neither my brother so she had to pay out of pocket like over 5$. So when she comes back in with the pizza she was visibly upset. So we asked what happened and basically after she gave the money to the driver (which was plenty enough to cover everything and gave a small tip) the driver didn't hand my sister the pizza but held it away from her. The driver only gave her the pizza after she gave a bigger tip. Also for everyone else we weren't financially stable at the time so we had enough money to cover pizza, a drink and something extra, there was three of us who were 3 very hungry teenagers and we had to have left overs for our mom. My sister was crying but there was no way we could reach our mom since she was most likely on her way home. So we called our dad (he didn't live with us) and we explained what happened and gave the phone to my sister so he could help calm her down. After the call our dad unbeknownst to us, had stormed to the pizza place and explained what had happened and he was angry at what the driver did. Supposedly from what he said the poor girl there was scared but they were able to come to an agreement we got like some free food next time and the driver was going to have a talking too.

Kid: *sits on OP's luggage* OP: *has to go quickly into their rescheduled flight and kid falls of* Karen: YOU ARE GUILTY OF CHILD ABUSE! IM CALLING THE POLICE!

That pizza lady’s pizza definitely wasnt burnt and the driver was probably quite polite. This is called a SCAM. Also the package deliveries were absolutely drugs. They should have called the cops

I get the feeling that the pizza wasn't even burn and she just wanted more for free.

I just love how teachers want kids to share their food but don't care when bullying is happening.

Entitled mother - I know how to watch my kid! EM - ignores child, child hurts self Crazy family - tries to assault flight lass Crazy family - assaults a cop Oh yeah, I can see where the EM’s mother comes from

The pizza story is like :- i want to speak to your managers' manager

The one with the parcels sounds a lot like she's been watching the house to make sure they're always home to receive the package

Karen: Don't tell me how to raise my kid! The public:. Apparently someone had to, Karen!

The pizza story: The lady just wanted a free pizza.

A few years ago we had a package, from the catalogue company "Next" delivered to us. Someone was outside our house, when we weren't in and intercepted the package from the carrier (they showed the order info from their phone to the delivery person). Well it turned out they used OUR address and and my Mum's name to scam Next out of goods, not paying for it of course and get my Mum to pay for it. They opened up a line of credit or something and used just my Mum's name and our address to open it. Well we had to phone several people, as on a different delivery by the same company was delivered to us they were surprised to find that my 60+ year old white mother. who had lived at her house since the mid 70's, wasn't a 30 year old Black man. So we had to contact the deliver company, Next themselves AND the police about this. We were told that this is relatively common now and that's the last we heard of it. I think the package story was something like this.

I like how he censored the A in “Breast”, like “Brest” still sounds out as “Breast”

If stuff gets delivered to my house it's mine. A simple "I haven't received any packages addressed to you" followed by a door slamming shut would be my solution.

The story about the parcels, OP could have literally just stolen them, it was OP's address and no name, they could have taken it

The title of this episode alone made me question I'd I was in the middle of a really weird dream or not, ngl.

“not a very good ending” WHAT?!? SHE GOT BANNED FROM EVERY SHOP IN THAT PIZZA CHAIN, ID LITERALLY DIE

"I give you permission to let me take this other person's property" Look I'm not particularly a fan of theft but at least if you go and try to steal stuff yourself, that takes some gumption and I can respect that. But trying to convince someone to steal something for you to give to you? Lame.

insisting on someone sharing the breast milk they brought into daycare with someone else's child with the excuse of "If you brought it in, you have to share" feels like saying "You walked into this hospital with more than enough blood to survive, you have to donate some" like it's basic respect for bodily autonomy guys geeze

There was definitely something dodgy going on with those parcels

Haven't heard the end of the second story yet but that sounds ALOT like what mules do to get scam packages.

That parcel story is soooo weird, I really can't understand that kind of logic xD

As a lady who recently stopped breastfeeding/pumping milk I’ll just say the last story annoyed the hell out of me. Seriously, breastfeeding is difficult and having a healthy supply is hard worked for!

I read the thumbtitle as "Give me your breakfast milk" and didn't see anything wrong. Then I reread it.

I literally spent an two minutes refreshing for this😂😂😂😂

"Did you just have a brain tumor for breakfast?" I lost it. :'-D

I wasn't watching and just heard "grandpa bled out"

6:30 this is actually a scam that I've heard about. The scammer lets the packages be delivered to your address, retrieves them and then cancels the payment. That way it will be very hard to trace the purchase back to the scammer and you'll be the one that has to deal with the authorities. And sometimes you can't even do anything about it if you're not at home and the package is delivered to your neighbor.

"Grandpa pled out". I wonder how many other listeners heard "bled out".

In the second story I just kept thinking about how if your in Britain and your not home it get given to your neighbors because I’m from the Isle Of Man and if we’re not home or just don’t answer the door quick enough they just open the door and throw the parcel in lmao 😂

I worked at Dominoes and I don't see even see HOW they burnt the pizza unless they sent it through the ovens 4 times.

Pizza joint burns the pizza: "Oh, no! Anyway..."

I love the 'did you bring enough for everyone attitude'. When I was in 9th grade, I had a history teacher that was mean. We weren't allowed to chew gum in school, so one of the students was chewing gum. The teacher asked if she brought gum for the whole class and she passed gum to all of us (she had this planned). Everyone was chewing gum and really angered the teacher. I never heard the teacher ask that question again.

Who else was just listening and not watching and thought he said "Grandpa bled out, so he never had to testify in court" and your heart stopped lmao

Nobody: Literally, NOBODY: EM: GIVE ME YOUR BREAST MILK RIGHT NOW

Good morning rslash, I hope you had good sleep. I didn’t sleep at all

Open those packages since they have no name and your address. If they didn't include drugs, the property is yours. "I'm sorry Ma'am, there have been no packages sent here" and they'd learn they're lesson real quick. 😆

2:33 throwing hands against a cop, in an airport, when you're THAT old, is an extra kind of stupid i didn't think was possible lmao

The whole time during the parcel story I was thinking "oh that's gotta be drugs" and then r/slash said the same thing and now I feel special

I cant believe the parcel lady trusts some random ass person to hold parcels for her/her son. Like do you want your parcels stolen because that is how you get your parcels stolen

You're personal story about Pizza being burnt really got my blood boiling. I worked Pizza delivery for 3 years and was super passionate about it and made sure every Pizza I sent out was up to quality and correct before it left the store. If it wasn't, I'd bring it back to the make station, have them remake it the correct way and get ahold of the customers myself. As such, I rarely had complaints or needed to be sent out again cause something wasn't right. And for the driver to be so unprofessional about it grinds my gears. You are the face and representative of the company in that moment.

Its hilarious to me when karens call people rude and disrespectful, when they're the ones being rude and disrespectful.

5:56 This story is reminding me of the Barenaked Ladies song "Postcards," a silly song where a guy keeps getting different postcards that all have chimpanzees on them and has no idea who is sending them. "Even though I packed and moved my home. No matter what they come and they come. They won't leave me alone! Another monkey in the mail could make me lose my mind."

I'm thinking the EP is buying things on stolen credit cards.

I love how the Karen is like : "I wan to speak to the manager!" and the manager is like: "But I am the manager!"

When I worked at a Dominos we called customers if their order was burnt or messed up and apologized and asked if they wanted a free soda, or side to go with their remake lol

The lady in that first story is lucky her packages didn't show up at my house, because I would have called the cops on her. I would have figured that it had to be some sort of illegal scam.

Asking for something is always fine. Pestering or demanding is not!

You know I’ve been saying this over again this is what happens when you feed the Karen after midnight 🙄

Last story: I was eating breakfast when I heard this, I slightly felt like I was gonna puke...

Story one. EP: "I know how to watch my kid!" *Toddler gets hurt* EP and grandfather: *shock Pikachu face and blames OP*

I repeatedly refreshed for this vid and I dont know why

I would have opend the first parcel right after she called the first time instead of just comming over like someone actually living next door would do.

On the first one I just imajin Yoda charging OP😂😂😂😂

The parcels story sounds more like a phone scam (money in the packages) rather than drugs

Day 104 of telling him he's making everyone day better

The last one made me laugh. Especially the "did you eat a brain tumor for breakfast" bit

When I had a burnt pizza from Dominoes they called me and asked what to do, I said I'd wait. Then they gave me both.

I checked for this video and found it lol

These entitled parents thinks they are the best parents in the world even when literally the whole world says and thinks the opposite.

The last story reminded me of an article I read a couple of years ago. A mother had just dropped off her baby at daycare, but he’d been fussy and not had his bottle that morning. One of the daycare workers had offered to breastfeed him for her (um, excuse me?). She told her ‘No, he’s allergic to lactose. He needs to have the formula I brought for him.’ Guess what? She ignored the mother and breastfed him anyway, but not for long, as he had a severe reaction and went to the hospital. The only thing more entitled than the actions of the daycare worker were the women in the comments section who didn’t read the article and assumed it was anti breastfeeding. 😞😞😞

These videos have been my sanity while driving back and forth to work for the past 2 weeks thank you

I’ve noticed your tone in the past couple videos has been kind of monotone so I’m happy that you’re feeling better with whatever was going on! This video you seemed more happy doing your job which is great to hear. Keep up the great work ethic and keep going.

First, my dudes!.... Nevermind.

Ohhhh man those pizza ones got me... I was a manager at a very large pizza chain back in 2001. I was only 19. I was working the carryout counter on a busy Saturday night and wasn't able to do to the back at all to check how things were, just trusting that my senior cooks had it together cause they were really good workers. At some point I had a lady come in who had gotten several pizzas, and it was customary to show the pizza to the customer so they could see their order before they left. When I showed the lady her pizza I could see it was burned. I immediately apologized and offered a replacement and she declined. I offered to throw in some breadsticks or a drink or a credit for another pizza and she refused. I felt terrible but she left and acted like it was all ok. All was not ok. Karen's have been around since the dawn of time, and this was my first encounter. That sweet lady who left with the pizza had a mom who evidently was not happy with the pizza and stormed into my store and THREW the pizza at me. Screamed that she knew store policies and that I'd be fired for letting something like that get out the door. That she was calling my area manager to personally tell him how terrible of a job I was doing. The lady wouldn't let me talk. After berating me for 15 or so minutes she finally left. While all this was going on I had other customers coming in who had to be cashed out by other people, which caused even more of a slow down for us on such a busy night. When she finally left I literally just sat down and cried. The pizza was still all over the floor where she'd thrown it and I had employees helping clean it up. Until that woman I never knew people could be so insensitive, cruel, and unreasonable. She did contact my boss and he took my side thankfully.

Always love that there are people who think a business is public property

Good Monday morning all. Thanks for stories.

Why in the Lords good name would you want another person's breast milk? 🤢

fun fact about the pizza. Delivery drivers can refuse to run an order if the item isn't up to par

"Who said its your house i got my precious delivery to, arent you to young to afford a house anyway? I need it way more than you, so just give it to me, along with your whole family, car and money, since i REALLY deserve it more than you *insert slur here*!" Sounds about right

Omg if I had a package come to my house with no name I would just call the cops mainly because I've watched so many crime shows

Just remember this before you comment that you're "First": The uploader of the video is always earlier than you. Therefore, you're always the first to be late.

The pizza story reminded me of a common scam people would pull back in the day, where they would intentionally order a pizza with a different topping, then when it arrived yell at the delivery guy that the pizza was "wrong" and demand that it get remade, by the time the second pizza gets there more than 30 passed so they get whatever the discount is. That scam left with the time limit policy because it caused unsafe driving.

“Did you just have a brain tumor for breakfast?!” Lol I like that person 😆