r/Entitledparents "GIVE MY BABY YOUR BEER!"

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r/Entitledparents "GIVE MY BABY YOUR BEER!"

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r/Entitledparents think its your responsibility to feed their precious babies... even if that means feeding them your alcohol. Why are you resisting? JUST HAND OVER YOUR ALCOHOL! NOW! Their precious baby wants your booze and you have NO RIGHT to keep it from them! What kind of monster are you? This entitled mother expects OP to hand over his alcohol to quench the thirst of her little kid.
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@rSlash 5 жыл бұрын

Merch is coming

@someone-gl9ww 5 жыл бұрын

rSlash ok

@kirstearae7516 5 жыл бұрын

rSlash Yay

@tatumcrowell9567 5 жыл бұрын

Yessss

@trevormulf153 5 жыл бұрын

rSlash yes

@kossu446 5 жыл бұрын

Yeasssssssss

@TheRealUnholyCat 5 жыл бұрын

"he is my baby!" Baby: *Actually 21 years old*

@vincentrennings9648 4 жыл бұрын

Why do they call their kids BaBysS and aNgEnElS

@funtimefredboi3784 4 жыл бұрын

baby: actually 45 years old me: *sighs* dO yOu ArE hAvE sTuPiD!?!

@theemptylegend0 4 жыл бұрын

“She’s my baby!” Karen... it’s been 27 years... It’s time to let go...

@blitzkrieg2142k 4 жыл бұрын

Yes, your baby Karen not mine. Besides, why do you want to share a strangers drink.

@thekungfudude7135 4 жыл бұрын

Newborn with a fake ID

@MuffinMythos 5 жыл бұрын

*steals someone’s property* SECURITY!!! THIS STOLEN PROPERTY ISN’T WHAT I THOUGHT IT WAS! ARREST THIS MAN! Edit: Thanks for the likes everyone, kinda shocked it got this many. Lol

@DarkSoulsReject 5 жыл бұрын

Karen logic in a nutshell...

@adambainbridge8926 5 жыл бұрын

Do you mean? HEY GIVE ME THAT okay 2 minutes later YOU POISEND MY SON

@jackattack8622 5 жыл бұрын

Read that in a catbug voice? :/

@MuffinMythos 5 жыл бұрын

Amanda Cederlöf Oh my God, I haven’t thought about Catbug in forever! XD

@driftermorshu5397 5 жыл бұрын

HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME REGRET STEALING FROM YOU

@shipsnthenight 3 жыл бұрын

Listening to this in 2020 and hearing the sentence: "...a mom wanting her kid to swap spit with a complete stranger" ...is a whole new level of terrifying.

@YMTK1993 Жыл бұрын

2022 update: still be scared

@nssmith2000 7 ай бұрын

2024 new years yeah it's not any better

@MrStick-nz5zh 5 жыл бұрын

Em:GIVE ME YOU COKE Op: it’s not coke it’s booze Em: YOUR LYING Kid: snatches bottle and takes a big gulp, resulting him in throwing up Em: YOU POISONED MY LITTLE ANGEL where’s the logic in this encounter? Gone reduced to atoms

@TealMage5269 5 жыл бұрын

u deserve a like by the meme

@warrensp235 5 жыл бұрын

AH.MY...... .... .BR@ÏŃçËpĒłŁŚ

@DaWhiteGibusman 5 жыл бұрын

It never appears cause they don’t have a brain 😏

@nathanielrainford888 5 жыл бұрын

Little angel was poisoned and loses a turn to attack op uses told you so Mother uses security Security has been reversed

@starcrafter9672 5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, welcome to the Netherlands

@comfyimp 5 жыл бұрын

Mom: yOu pOiSoNeD mY bAbY! Not my fault he can't take his booze -._-.

@calluminosity 5 жыл бұрын

such a lightweight

@trenta5797 5 жыл бұрын

-original-

@slig4656 5 жыл бұрын

Lightweight ass boi

@hadeskingoftheunderworld7010 5 жыл бұрын

Damn light weight

@NinjaBray 3 жыл бұрын

f*ckin lightweight

@0temeal425 5 жыл бұрын

322 dislikes... KAREN STOP MAKING NEW ACCOUNTS

@ugnebeinoraviciute8473 5 жыл бұрын

5days- 20+ dislikes

@ugnebeinoraviciute8473 5 жыл бұрын

Karen now has 342 accounts, and has forgotten all thr passwords, so shes making a new one

@siregrungelord 5 жыл бұрын

Hahaha. Hahaha. Ahahahah Hahahaha. Noice

@FlawlessBBQ 5 жыл бұрын

EVEN MORE ACCOUNTS! THANKS KAREN *S* 😡

@FlawlessBBQ 5 жыл бұрын

482 Dislikes

@sariah-_-6311 4 жыл бұрын

This is why if someone says the bottle of coke isn’t actually a bottle of coke you should believe them

@NinjaBray 3 жыл бұрын

It wasn't op's fault the kid was a lightweight.

@ianpgmusicfanfictionart 2 жыл бұрын

Ouch.

@RisinTyson 2 жыл бұрын

Coke being one of thee most mixed drinks out there.

@DrTimeSCPPsych 4 жыл бұрын

"give my child your drink" "I have mono. you want to take the gamble?"

@mrn234 3 жыл бұрын

Mono ?

@corahtheskeleton8062 3 жыл бұрын

Mono?

@qwertyduckblank8278 3 жыл бұрын

@@corahtheskeleton8062 nfectious mononucleosis (IM, mono), also known as glandular fever, is an infection usually caused by the Epstein-Barr virus (EBV).[2][3] Most people are infected by the virus as children, when the disease produces few or no symptoms.[2] In young adults, the disease often results in fever, sore throat, enlarged lymph nodes in the neck, and tiredness.[2] Most people recover in two to four weeks; however, feeling tired may last for months.[2] The liver or spleen may also become swollen,[3] and in less than one percent of cases splenic rupture may occur.[6]

@yorbriar7626 5 жыл бұрын

If you can't have it then steal it. -Karen

@zombiefeast666 5 жыл бұрын

If you can't have it sue for it.

@sandsgrainofsand5320 5 жыл бұрын

If you can't have it say how much your child deserves it more than the victim

@ferencmajoros5687 5 жыл бұрын

And then blame the victim

@babyboom1380 5 жыл бұрын

@@ferencmajoros5687 ahh nem csak én vagyok itt magyar, de jó érzés

@AcrizCaazi 5 жыл бұрын

Just like the kids...

@user-qf6ud5pl3d 5 жыл бұрын

EM: YOU POISONED MY BABY!!! OP: Octupus, i did not...

@myangelstring1152 5 жыл бұрын

Lesson learned always listen showed by the kid

@albertterry2770 5 жыл бұрын

Why did you insult octopuses like that?

@duolingoowl127 5 жыл бұрын

@@albertterry2770 octopus I didn't

@aziznurhafidz4941 5 жыл бұрын

Get rekt bitch

@rankedfish8243 5 жыл бұрын

@@aziznurhafidz4941 Its get nae-nae'd

@ejprojects1748 5 жыл бұрын

Karen: YOU GET ME ANOTHER CAKE OP: I didn’t do anything Karen: YOU USED THE FORCE TO SPILL IT ON ME! Edit: Somehow I Just realized my comment Got noticed By My fellow Star Wars Fans

@gepkutyajr1229 5 жыл бұрын

Use da force OP...

@beasty7289 5 жыл бұрын

Those goddamn jedi

@hollowspike2337 5 жыл бұрын

Also Karen: GIVE ME THE KIDS NOW!

@brennanvega3363 5 жыл бұрын

I know I’m probably the only one but what does OP mean?

@beasty7289 5 жыл бұрын

@Brennan Vega OP stands for our protagonist

@violin1029 5 жыл бұрын

I now Notice "EM" is "ME" backwards...So does that mean we are ALL entitled?? *_Has science gone too far?_*

@jonathantodd4551 5 жыл бұрын

Fuckkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@keisufederationmapping2748 5 жыл бұрын

!WON NWO UOY GNIHTYREVE EM EVIG

@TealMage5269 5 жыл бұрын

@@keisufederationmapping2748 he mean "GIVE ME EVERY THING YOU OWN NOW!"

@kusalanada 5 жыл бұрын

No We Backwards are bad Bc the good people are "Me" and bad are Em

@kusalanada 5 жыл бұрын

Sorry for the first part, I don't really know how to put this in words

@jasp3rjeep13 5 жыл бұрын

I like the second story. I never heard people call the act of gathering shopping carts as "wrangling the silver buffalo" Also ... slight malicious compliance bonus

@venomquill308 5 жыл бұрын

I thought he was literally on a ranch until he described the different carts

@raymondbenjamins5884 5 жыл бұрын

I can't believe there are people that have that as a full job. I don't know how it works in the US, but here in the Netherlands, customers generally have to put a coin in to unlock the cart and are supposed to bring it back themselves (when you put the chain back in, it releases the coin again). I never see abandoned carts in the parking lot. (still, it actually sounds like a decent job if you just want to earn some more money)

@0Clewi0 2 жыл бұрын

I saw the cake joke but not the CSI miami kaomoji comming

@jasp3rjeep13 2 жыл бұрын

@@raymondbenjamins5884 i know this is 2 years later, but we have a few grocery store chains that have the coin-lock system like Aldi or Lidl

@Nikita_Akashya 2 жыл бұрын

@@jasp3rjeep13 Oh, I didn't know Lidl expanded to the US too. But yes, Aldi and Lidl are store brands from Germany. In Germany, everyone puts their cart back, even if you somehow don't need to insert a coin. The US has really bizarre things in my eyes. Like the fact that stores hire people to pack their customers groceries. That is so weird. Or these door greeters. US culture just seems really bizarre to me as a German. Imagine needing a full employee position, just to gather carts. This is just so weird.

@Established2768 5 жыл бұрын

EM: being a rude jerk OP:srry Ma'am EM: Drops Cake OP: INSTANT KARMA HAHAHA

@Kuzminn 5 жыл бұрын

we saw the video

@debracharkalis6788 5 жыл бұрын

TragicTales 231 ilulizijqzsaa

@SoupyBnuy 5 жыл бұрын

@@Kuzminn too bad

@nathanielrainford888 5 жыл бұрын

Em: wtf I'm sueing for making my cake jump away A story by Karen Voiced by rslash em voice

@wafflecoptergaming2673 4 жыл бұрын

"I pushed carts at a store notorious for being cheap" Gotcha, you worked at Walmart

@ArcanineEspeon 3 жыл бұрын

Since they insisted on calling the customers "members," my guess is actually Sam's Club because it's run by the same people but it has a membership system like Costco.

@Holychickendinner Ай бұрын

Costco, obviously. Walmarts don't have flatbed carts.

@mimistardust3915 4 жыл бұрын

"YOU POISONED MY CHILD" .....? Did you really go to that instead of realizing it's actually alcohol like the dude said? 😂😂 Karen's are completely braindead I swear.

@aestheticeditz2885 5 жыл бұрын

No one: absolutely no one: Karen: *I SEE IT, I WANT IT, I TAKE IT, I GOT IT*

@greentantalum3794 5 жыл бұрын

Oh no Karen took my hair for her stupid devils

@itsKyee1 5 жыл бұрын

Rae Rae *I REGRET IT*

@qitsune8326 5 жыл бұрын

Proof that ceasar was an entitled mom

@theamazing_jam4007 5 жыл бұрын

Rae Rae Seven rings lol

@bkace2198 5 жыл бұрын

Rae Rae you lost it

@Rico_MLG 5 жыл бұрын

You Censored The Word “Crap” At 15:40 Is THAT HOW BAD KZfaq IS GONNA BE!?

@AhmedMohamed-zb8og 4 жыл бұрын

Rico The MLG PRO yep

@Vuq1999 4 жыл бұрын

KZfaq has the most bullshit curses that you have to censor and the KZfaq isn't for kids it says 13 year old an up and we can't curse????

@tsfbaf303 4 жыл бұрын

nut_quake 50 ping on the streets Because the advertisers don’t like their products near curses and KZfaq does whatever they want because KZfaq desperately needs their money. KZfaq doesn’t make much money, they barely reach zero without losing money

@sewcat6486 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@thewallfangirl2980 3 жыл бұрын

@primpy they are probably Karen’s 😂😂😂 if we say a cuss we get to see the manager

@Sg190th 5 жыл бұрын

9:29 I like how well-composed that person was. The fact that the Karen screwed herself is even better looool

@Adrian.006 5 жыл бұрын

Whenever a Karen is about to karen, it’s called “The Karening”

@shadowslayer2299 5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@karenlanning5191 5 жыл бұрын

I demand you stop giving out MY secrets

@robocatssj3theofficial 5 жыл бұрын

"HER KAREN LEVEL IS OVER 9000!!"

@derrickjohnson5 5 жыл бұрын

Karen Lanning 😂 😂 the people in this comment section 😂 😂

@Luke-uf3jw 5 жыл бұрын

That is a great name for an entiteled parent horror movie XD

@Aerymir 5 жыл бұрын

Yugo is best doggo. Prove me wrong, thats right, you can't.

@yinyang1217 5 жыл бұрын

Yugo is best doggo. Prove me wrong, that's right, you can't. If pewdiepie had a dog or has one then his dog is better

@ThanhTosto 5 жыл бұрын

Dez Kelley what are u talking about have u met my dog?

@Aerymir 5 жыл бұрын

Thanks 4 the like Rslash ^~^

@mechaapple7552 5 жыл бұрын

Only if the dog is eggdog

@montanelas6716 5 жыл бұрын

Hugo

@RedWolf-nl8ni 5 жыл бұрын

The cake pun with sun glasses got me all they needed was that "YYAAAAAAAAA" scream

@fatyoshi24 5 жыл бұрын

A wild Karen has appeared! Item: Energy drink (booze) Karen uses shriek! it's not very effective... EK steals Energy Drink and drinks it Kid Starts Violently Throwing up It'S sUpEr eFfEcTiVe!

@notlionel 5 жыл бұрын

Lmfaooo

@spartangoku7610 4 жыл бұрын

EK fainted. You gained 1 exp point. What did you expect? It’s an EK!

@leirawhitehart1236 5 жыл бұрын

Karen: *YOU.* *GET. ME. ANOTHER. CAKE. NOW.* What I would've said if I had the chance: "Well, I do only have one job, gotta make sure a monkey doesn't steal it."

@landmine121 5 жыл бұрын

If that was me? I would've said "I suck at making cakes. Why not go ask a trained monkey to do it?"

@theguywhoshathispants4963 5 жыл бұрын

If Dat was me I would say go suck a cow

@leonadeane7314 5 жыл бұрын

Thats what I was thinking

@excusemewhat1076 4 жыл бұрын

I would have said Lady, being your personal servant and to “get you another cake” isn’t my job, so if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna serve *polite* customers. Hope you have a great day.

@warm9599 4 жыл бұрын

I'd say"I'll do it if you don't stop shouting and being a bull**** person ok?'

@carmencornibus7228 5 жыл бұрын

Entitled Mom: **steals something** **realizes its not coke** EM: _THIS ISNT WHAT I DIDNT PAY FOR SOMEONE DO SOMETHING_

@kateea3 5 жыл бұрын

_THIS ISN'T WHAT I DIDN'T PAY FOR_ LMAO

@lorenzolinguine 5 жыл бұрын

omg, lmao!!!!!!

@pjfranks9750 5 жыл бұрын

"I don't care if care if my baby gets brain damage he's thirsty," Me:All your call lady if your son gets sick not my fault son gets sick I'm sueing you

@notlancebays2017 5 жыл бұрын

Person: *Smoking Entitled 8 year old: Pass the boof

@notlionel 5 жыл бұрын

LMFAOOOO

@cyber5408 5 жыл бұрын

Em : My angel is thirsty! Random stranger : so... what Em : give my baby that alcohol that will ruin my baby’s brain RM : no I am not going to do that Em : yes you are Em takes the alcohol and gives it to the ek Rip Ek 2011-2019 Ps yugo merch plz

@lazygirl3873 5 жыл бұрын

YUGO PLUSHIES

@fabrypetty1689 5 жыл бұрын

Alcohol doesnt ruin the brain, it ruins your digestive system

@fabrypetty1689 5 жыл бұрын

@Sam it doesnt do permanent damage to the brain the theory that says so has been disproven years ago but people still believes it.

@dandytastic7465 5 жыл бұрын

@@fabrypetty1689 do you have any proof I've heard and read the opposite all my life

@fabrypetty1689 5 жыл бұрын

@@dandytastic7465 yeah i did the same most of my life just as my family but sometimes you just gotta google it up and search deeper if you're not sure.

@cocopops5647 5 жыл бұрын

kid: drinks 'coke' also kid: gets super drunk vomits and stuff EM: *surprised pikachu face*

@mogy6935 5 жыл бұрын

DuckPlays MCPE it will never get old.

@kinagacha_playz2506 5 жыл бұрын

*Sneak 100.*

@UpwardBroom 5 жыл бұрын

Snort the coke put it on the table and snort it. SNIfffffffffffffffff

@Antiwmw 5 жыл бұрын

*Drunk 100*

@View-tu3uz 5 жыл бұрын

Ep: **gives child achohal** Ek:woah mommy is this what daddy feels like when he does th...- **passes out**

@torben_vp 5 жыл бұрын

My brain: hehe "butt-munch"

@Jireninyourrecommendations 5 жыл бұрын

Karens: *_We're inevitable_*

@theembercollective9640 5 жыл бұрын

YES

@franziska9260 5 жыл бұрын

rSlash: And I have the World's Best Puppy

@jimramirez4707 5 жыл бұрын

And im were REDDIT

@JDubThaMenacePCB 5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@morthwyl2587 5 жыл бұрын

Guess what else (wouldn't be if it weren't for you) is? *Polio.*

@Dae07 5 жыл бұрын

rSlash you should censor the bad words with Yugos borks

@sparrow.6392 5 жыл бұрын

Yeeeeeeeeeeeees

@pauldwalker 5 жыл бұрын

or from the squeaky toy.

@Dae07 5 жыл бұрын

@@pauldwalker Yea good idea

@NixiePixie22 5 жыл бұрын

at first I thought it'd be a great idea, hearing Yugo's innocent borks but then again, since 'bad words' can be quite constant on some posts, it could be hell to some viewers with anxiety regarding dog barks. I am not one of those viewers, but I'd hate anyone to use a baby's crying as sound effect way too much (yes, I had and still do have bit of anxiety problems with a baby cry, I've got help in the past and know how to 'root myself back to reality' whenever anxiety attack happens, but such is not the case for everyone). I have nothing against Yugo nor rSlash ( love 'em both matter of fact ^^ ) and if he decides to test it out, OK then, we'll see what happens, yet one should take others into consideration, since there's nothing wrong with changing the cuss words the way they are atm =/

@casketbutter 5 жыл бұрын

@@NixiePixie22 ok, but Yugo barks at the end of videos some times. No one says anything about it.

@epicemerald9930 4 жыл бұрын

Op: sorry I have one job, to collect trolleys Karen: explodes Op wearing shades walking away with bada** music in the background like in an action movie

@justicedunham4088 3 жыл бұрын

When I worked at Home Depot, it got so busy Memorial Day weekend that I, a lumber associate, a paint associate, and someone else I’m not sure what department were all sent out to collect carts to keep up with demand from the garden department.

@plangmoo5902 5 жыл бұрын

7:54 i choose KAREN!!!! KAREN uses leer It lowers OP'S defense significantly OP uses reddit KAREN is now a meme Ps JESUS GUYS thanks for so many likes!!!

@morthwyl2587 5 жыл бұрын

Dude Karens have been getting nerfed so hard since the Reddit expansions. They barely do anything and use too much energy to do it.

@shadowslayer2299 5 жыл бұрын

Pokémon memes

@gamenmettm 5 жыл бұрын

POKEMON

@crypti1c 5 жыл бұрын

Poke-mom

@Dogedadogo 5 жыл бұрын

Critical damage to KAREN

@Darius_03 5 жыл бұрын

Hey rSlash, my mom said I’ve been getting good grades, so I think I deserve your channel

@whyamihere6288 5 жыл бұрын

Good Grades Are Not Everything Honey. You need life values which you do not have for his channel :l (:D)

@Zeke.504 5 жыл бұрын

Mom: give my son your channel you don't deserve It because you don't have good grades

@Darius_03 5 жыл бұрын

Elite Member 1 r/wooosh

@twitchbitbandit9426 5 жыл бұрын

DaricDark NO my mum said that I deserve the channel because “I’m an angel” and “I’m special” and if you don’t give me the channel I’ll sue you!

@Josh-qp9cl 5 жыл бұрын

Elite Member 1 r/woooooosh

@laurakent3759 5 жыл бұрын

EM: your wasting my valuable time ME:*snort* You seem to have nothing better to do then to complain

@brennanvega3363 5 жыл бұрын

Person: *exists* Karen: “GIVE MY KID YOUR LIFE”

@Creeper_123 5 жыл бұрын

rSlash: Hasn't sweared once in over 2-3 months. KZfaq: Your channel is still demonetized for swearing over 3 months ago... My School: Lets just block him for being popular... Edit: my mistake *"S W O R N"*

@geeway5923 5 жыл бұрын

It’s because the owner of KZfaq is most likely a Karen herself

@slig4656 5 жыл бұрын

Elijah Saucier, Karen don’t want her precious babies listening to anti-Karen FILTH on KZfaq.

@gbxmc 5 жыл бұрын

Elijah Saucier poor susan

@dreggsome 5 жыл бұрын

"sweared" you mean Sworn?

@sheeeesh9745 5 жыл бұрын

DiamondCreeper123 just download Reddit and read the stories yourself, it isn’t hard to read

@finnrussley3822 5 жыл бұрын

A wild Karen appeared She used shriek Wasn’t very effective You used AR-15 This attack was very effective The wild Karen disappeared and is now burning in hell Edit: this is the most likes I have ever gotten tysm

@jokerobama6857 5 жыл бұрын

Too effective

@fin78_ 5 жыл бұрын

More like the wild Karen was obliterated and turned into swiss cheese

@finnrussley3822 5 жыл бұрын

Fin Fraser well yeah

@BoxableSocks 5 жыл бұрын

Same swisscheese

@bunkbeds4920 5 жыл бұрын

This is a horrible comment

@jackhosier8498 4 жыл бұрын

5:30 I feel ya. I also wrangle shopping carts for a grocery store, and this is EXACTLY what I put up with.

@toportime 3 жыл бұрын

It is horrendously shocking that some parents just blindly try to force strangers to give kids what they are drinking...that is INSANE!

@bianca1506 5 жыл бұрын

your ‘entitledmother’ voice is spot on

@mattthenub9748 5 жыл бұрын

10:54 I honestly expected her to start saying "She stole my phone, too"

@justyoureverydayuser7733 3 жыл бұрын

"Took the cake" PUNS YESSSSSSSS

@zenify881 3 жыл бұрын

Can't we just appreciate the voices the guy does when doing stuff for certain characters, it makes it sooo much more enjoyable

@SEGASister 5 жыл бұрын

My name is Karen My hair is shiny My kid is perfect My skirt is tiny It barely covers My perky heinie My name is Karen I may not be smart…! … That’s it.

@SEGASister 5 жыл бұрын

I think of this whenever, “Karen,” appears in a story ^^; thanks for catching the reference!

@ragefulhobbit 5 жыл бұрын

Lol that is the most awesome thing I have ever heard!!! Great poem SEGASister!!!

@SEGASister 5 жыл бұрын

Thanks, Abba! Though it's only slightly adapted from the Mean Girls musical song, "Meet the Plastics." (Lyrics by Neil Benjamin)

@ming7831 5 жыл бұрын

*perky heinie*

@lylamarcks 5 жыл бұрын

SEGASister GOD I LOVE THAT REFERENCE

@kitchenjail3546 5 жыл бұрын

OP: we'll call him "orange-haired goblin" No-one: Goblin Slayer: *goblin?*

@violetlikescarrots515 5 жыл бұрын

EM: this man tried to poison my son SG: is this true Me: Why would I willingly give a kid hot sauce?

@JamesLewis 4 жыл бұрын

LOL, I could not keep a job in these stories... if someone said "You have one job and a trained monkey could do it!" to me, I'd respond by reflex "Better go find a trained monkey then".

@lukeh8002 5 жыл бұрын

"wrangler of the silver buffalo" iv never heard my job described like that before..

@atlasthetitan463 5 жыл бұрын

Every time I watch your videos, I always get a rush of justice whenever read the end of a story when an entitled parent gets owned! Whenever I read them, I don't get that rush of justice. I just get... Bored. Thank you for giving me emotions!

@maxrevvy 5 жыл бұрын

Should've sneezed into that bottle, while EM is looking.

@maxrevvy 5 жыл бұрын

@Bucket O’ Pasta Oh yeah..

@Cucumber_Dragon 2 жыл бұрын

I like how the guard from the story was like “eh, you’ll make another batch one way or another but just be careful”

@carsen7617 5 жыл бұрын

He should of said octopus

@crimson5pider 5 жыл бұрын

Never again

@onlyonewhyphy 5 жыл бұрын

"he should of..."? Have. He should have. You're welcome. Now you can pretend to be a grown up.

@trigamfist9556 5 жыл бұрын

@@onlyonewhyphy Ohhhhhhh we got a badass over here😂😂😂😂

@remm_ttv 5 жыл бұрын

@@onlyonewhyphy You acting like the whole world only speaks english, clown.

@spydersoup8447 5 жыл бұрын

No way we're doing THAT again. I think one video with is enough.

@xxxirritation5816 5 жыл бұрын

Nobody: Literally nobody on earth: Not a single soul in the galaxy: Not a single sign of any life in the universe: Entitled parents: *I love democracy..*

@Wikico2024 5 жыл бұрын

Nuuuu Entitled Parents: Hoo boy I sure do love communism

@MelonMan 5 жыл бұрын

you know, communism is just like rain. it seems fine.... but when you get out into it.. *ITS EVEN BET-*

@Wikico2024 5 жыл бұрын

@@MelonMan Connacht during the War of Independence. I'm sorry, I had to.

@ValentinaStenseth 3 жыл бұрын

At 6:16, the VERY subtle nod to Arrested Development where Ron Howard is the narrator made me sooo happy!

@nabber2002 4 жыл бұрын

About that guy who wrangles carts. Just because someone says there job is harder doesn’t mean yours isn’t

@sallywinston5305 5 жыл бұрын

Looks like Karen... *whips on sunglasses* ...really dropped the cake on this one. *Karen suddenly shrieking in the background*

@coolestdoodever753 5 жыл бұрын

@kaitlynnreed3124 5 жыл бұрын

*CSI Miami theme starts playing*

@drychickentoes 5 жыл бұрын

*screams in Karen*

@sallywinston5305 5 жыл бұрын

@@drychickentoes *screams back that I don't work here lady and so I can't get a manager*

@lydiadeetz1292 5 жыл бұрын

Sally Winston *cries in anime girl*

@lawwilliams7591 5 жыл бұрын

Sometimes I daydream about what if I owned my own store. I'd kick so many Karens out of my store for harassing my employees EDIT: I accidentally used customers instead of employees lol

@generaltwi7511 5 жыл бұрын

I mean Karens also harass customers. No one is safe from Karen.

@Ladiebugg789 5 жыл бұрын

No, Don't kick out Employees for eat... HECK NOT EATING... I give up.

@ashleythomas9671 5 жыл бұрын

Id kick so many Karen's, in the face, repeatedly.

@IR1Fool 4 жыл бұрын

Wrangler of the Silver Buffalo/ retriever of the old ghetto stroller. LMAO Those are priceless descriptions. lol

@daychild_ 3 жыл бұрын

3:55 corona: allow me to introduce myself

@frostfrozy6772 5 жыл бұрын

em:drops cake on her DESIGNER CLOTHING stares at me this is your fault your a witch and you used your magic to make it fall Me:yes I did and I will burn all your money

@bootsmecat7810 4 жыл бұрын

EM: spills lipstick in her VALENTINO WHITE BAG, staring at OP: I spilled lipstick in your bag. OP: *sputtering* Lipstick, in my valentino white bag?!

@commandermickey 5 жыл бұрын

Gimme your heart for my kid NOW!! OR I'LL SUE!!1!!1

@greentantalum3794 5 жыл бұрын

No MY kid needs his heart to live

@Zappy77 5 жыл бұрын

xXüňkňøwň kiţţýXx ok here ❤️

@Nathan-pk1tb 5 жыл бұрын

EmKay?

@redanil4935 5 жыл бұрын

No'nt but actually Yes'nt

@ScootsLounge 4 жыл бұрын

I would've said "sorry ma'am, I have one job to do, and my trained service monkey is not available right now."

@CarlosFuentes-hv3wh 3 жыл бұрын

That one part "yeah well...shut up" gets me very time

@elenarapan3011 5 жыл бұрын

Will you do a face reveal when you reach 20 mil in the summer

@yinyang1217 5 жыл бұрын

Unless pewdiepie forces 20mill of his subs to sub to rslash, else it wont work

@ashcatross6043 5 жыл бұрын

He already has it just isn’t called face reveal. I think it has something to do with his adorable puppy

@sandsgrainofsand5320 5 жыл бұрын

20 mil? You have very high expectations

@batteryrayne943 5 жыл бұрын

Saso Popovski Popovski maybe he meant 2mil

@ian-lu6tr 5 жыл бұрын

@Yin Yang, r/woooooooooooooooooooooosh

@Snako 5 жыл бұрын

ok So next thing is GIVE MY SON DRUGS

@greentantalum3794 5 жыл бұрын

No one: Karen: *GIVE ME YOU DRUGS MY SON WANTS OR ELSE I WILL SUE AND GET YOU ARRESTED*

@dahfaiting2261 5 жыл бұрын

@@SEGASister That's way too far, but maybe a EP is like this, i hope yes and octopus Yes - so we can have a cool/weird/disgusting story Octopus - It's *w e i r d a s h e c k*

@Khazzgamer 5 жыл бұрын

@@dahfaiting2261 Oh man (or toucan), the near rape EP situations are closer to you than you'd think. Some of them in this channel.

@EVPointMaster 5 жыл бұрын

Well, there was that one story with the pot cupcakes...

@Snako 5 жыл бұрын

@@hellohellos23 Damn damn damn

@vallahdsacretor4839 5 жыл бұрын

First story's security sets the tone for pretty much every security guard I've ever met and worked with (being a security guard myself). It basically boils down to, "So long as it doesn't make my job harder and isn't flat breaking important rules, we can't be bothered to care."

@lilgirldude 4 жыл бұрын

The funny thing that got me was the butt-munch thing, sounds like something you'd call your kid as a joke. But not in a mean joking way, more in a, joking and sweet kinf of way.

@jeron9272 5 жыл бұрын

Nobody: Also nobody: Not a single soul: Entitled parents: *I'm above the law*

@hrts4kua 5 жыл бұрын

EPS dead soul: I will kill you if you even touch my sons bottle! OP:but it’s mine. EP: I don’t care OP: ...

@CherubiJubell 5 жыл бұрын

I suppose you can say that Karen... 😑 😐>🕶 😎 _Got her just desserts!_

@roboturtle214 5 жыл бұрын

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHH

@auugh43546 5 жыл бұрын

i guess you could say blank face blank face arrow sunglasses smiling dude with sunglasses that was a bad joke

@user-rl4tg2mr9n 5 жыл бұрын

*_Y E E E E E E E E E E A A A A A A A A H H H H H H_*

@sebastiancizmarov1273 5 жыл бұрын

Bad joke

@AF-uw1pn 5 жыл бұрын

Group: how do you stay up at night Guy 1: i play fortnite Guy 2: i watch Netflix Me: I put rslash on auto play and flip my phone phasing down

@ellabiersbach2064 5 жыл бұрын

Me: *breathes* EM: Give my child your lungs! You don't need it!

@Md63000 5 жыл бұрын

I accidentally fell asleep listening to this and had an entitled parent dream so....that was fun 😂

@GrayJacket0 5 жыл бұрын

EP: Why Cant My Kid Go In To Your House Without Permission

@thepetchannel6411 5 жыл бұрын

because i don't know you

@leelee6445 5 жыл бұрын

EP- I LIVE RIGHT BY YOU! MY SON IS AN ANGEL A.N.G.E.L! IDC IF HE BROKE HIS PC, LET HIM USE YOURS YOU SELFISH SWINE!@@thepetchannel6411

@alanplebanski8207 5 жыл бұрын

One thing that all ep have in common is that they all think they're child is a perfect, little angel. Me:*sighs*

@xaldrortenderofthevats8948 4 жыл бұрын

4:27 I can sympathize and agree in totality with your sentiment, Gorilla, working the carts is arguably better than bagging at the checkout lane.

@noey75 5 жыл бұрын

The jack and coke story reminds me of the time I grabbed grandma's diet coke off the counter took a big sip and went eeww. I didn't know that grandma made her coke more "Irish" at the time.

@venomquill308 5 жыл бұрын

My mom said Grandpa would drink a Dr. Pepper and spit his chewing tobacco in the empty bottle so it looked like there was always a little left...

@maribelle1935 5 жыл бұрын

Nasty

@jakeryan3323 5 жыл бұрын

WHY is my BABY not LIT yet?????

@erichanastacio9695 Жыл бұрын

Karen: My kid is an angel. He deserves whatever he wants from you. Me: He's an angel, you say?... So was Lucifer!

@selenesimblr3713 4 жыл бұрын

I wonder what these people would do if when demanding someone else’s stuff the person who’s refusing says “dude I have *insert STI/STD with no cure*

@r-pupz7032 5 жыл бұрын

Give me more Tree Law now! I deserve it. If you don't, I'll sue you for ruining my life. Sincerely, Entitled Viewer.

@robocatssj3theofficial 5 жыл бұрын

GIVE ME YOUR CHILD OR I'LL SUE YOU

@arionerron4273 5 жыл бұрын

*chanting* TREE LAW TREE LAW

@derrickjohnson5 5 жыл бұрын

Arion Erron I died LMAOOOO

@ahmadhameed354 5 жыл бұрын

TREE LAW TREE LAW TREE LAW

@samuelding7854 3 жыл бұрын

Tree law tree law tree law tree law tree law tree law tree law tree law tree law

@SMAXZO 5 жыл бұрын

"And a trained monkey can do your job" "Oh, so you can do my job then?"

@topgorillatv 5 жыл бұрын

Of course not. Karen doesn't have any training.

@tjwalkzblock5063 5 жыл бұрын

Rose's are red! Karen's are to!! I just got a like on my comment! Why is it blue?

@mystic942 5 жыл бұрын

You are creative

@bariodoesrandomstuff4845 5 жыл бұрын

TJWalks Block because it's suffocating

@laurakent3759 5 жыл бұрын

That. Was. Amazing

@gregarybrown9896 4 жыл бұрын

When OP wrote Ron Howard I'm like yeah OP has definitely seen Arrested Development

@YoDay 5 жыл бұрын

This channel is perfect for entitled parents !

@dmcken4671 5 жыл бұрын

Can we get a vid one day with just footage of Yugo.

@Daddyslilbadgun69 5 жыл бұрын

rSlash pleaseeeeee

@levelmaster2 5 жыл бұрын

I hate it when people assume others have just one job where they work at

@barbaraunderwood1762 3 жыл бұрын

That woman with the small cake on a flatbed & than picking it up with one hand & drops it & than demands the guy to get her another one. The flatbed made me lose & even more when she dropped it.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@exirdus9793 5 жыл бұрын

EM: give my son that coke Me: I have the gay EM: Ewwwww gay coke(runs away)

@Dark_Lord-7392. 5 жыл бұрын

lel

@fernettr 4 жыл бұрын

Not funny, didn’t laugh.

@bioemiliano 4 жыл бұрын

@@fernettr Same.

@danekradwanski7054 5 жыл бұрын

9:03 that's a mix of karma and NOT GETTING OFF THE DAMN PHONE FOR 10 SECONDS! XD seriously though people are on their phones for waaaaaay too long nowadays

@crowdemon_archives 5 жыл бұрын

Damn, if I buy myself a cake I'd just have the cake in a bag, not have them on a trolley.