What would you say if an entitled parent offered you $5,000 to buy your baby?

That racist woman sounds exactly like this woman I met a few years back. I was dating a dark skinned guy at the time and he brought me to a block party to meet his family and neighbors. Most of them were lovely people but this one woman literally would not leave me alone. She straight up told me I should be with her son instead because he had lighter skin and she wanted white grandchildren. Also her son was in his mid 20s and I was 17. I still feel disgusted thinking about it.

“So, I’m kinda getting the vibe that a baby popping out of nowhere _might_ be illegal.”

12:38 "You know it isn't fair to get pregnant before us" *Hmm, I see a conflict between this woman's logic and all known human rights. The battle will be legendary.*

When I was born, my mother wanted to name me either Emily or Amy. But at the time I was born, there were like, four other Emilys on the ward and three other Amys. Did my mother go screaming at all those mothers to change their daughters names so she could have them exclusively for me? No because she's not insane. It just made her decide she wanted to name me something more unique. She and my dad ended up deciding on Cerys.

"I'm going to name my kid Ryan" EP: That name is taken, you can have Ryan68349

Karen: How much to buy your baby? Me: Your head on a silver platter.

“I was born at a very young age.” -Dhar Mann

The only reason I love this channel is because his “Karen” voice is the funniest/stupidest voice ever!😂

Theres nothing better than watching Elton John passionately hugging another dude at 20,000 feet.

I think the Dylan I know (he is a good man, my mom’s friend) is the Dylan from the story. In a gathering (casual parent stuff) they talked about his mother having an argument with another pregnant woman about changing the (pregnant woman’s) child’s name. (Of course) Dylan’s mother lost the argument and changed the name to Dylan. This might be pure luck... But it seems suspicious enough

"Your Baby Is Prettier Than Mine..." *Well, of course, because it came from them, and not someone with a disgusting attitude.*

If someone offered to buy my baby, I would literally call the police. It is not okay to "buy a baby" because it "helps your status!" Ugh!! These parents ANNOY me! Keep up the work rslash... I love your videos!

When I was pregnant with my daughter I was going to name her Charlotte after my great aunt. My cousin said I couldn’t bc she wanted to name her second daughter that. She didn’t even have one daughter yet.

"How much for it? How much for your baby?" -Sir Reginald Hargreeves, The Umbrella Academy

I keep hearing "that's not fair!" and am just in awe seeing how many people made it to adulthood, apparently without realizing that life isn't fair!

This reminds me of before I knew the gender of my son. Me and my partner were set on a certain name if we were having a girl. My sister who has 4 kids and doesn't want any more, said we couldn't use that name because she didn't get to use it when her last child was a boy. She literally had a full blown melt down. She's almost 26 years old.

i love when rSlash breaks the reading to actually have a giggle, idk wh but it warms my heart

*Bad mom:* abandons children in favour of partying and men, has children taken away by CPS. *Same bad mom:* YoU haVE noOO REspEcT!

Guy who has a cool car: *_tells friend about car_* Karen: sees car Karen: *_g i m m e_*

"i was just venting" *AMONG US INTENSIFES*

When I was a toddler, my mom’s cousin tried to adopt/buy me without my mom’s knowledge. My mom was an immigrant and married my dad while at university. My dad was a pretty bad guy, so she took me (a baby then) and my brother (a bit older) back to her home country. She had strong convictions about raising us in the U.S., so soon she went back with my brother to get settled with a new job in the States. I was left in the care of my grandparents and an aunt and uncle who had children of their own. My mom’s cousin ended up coming over one day and asked my grandparents if they would consider giving me to her as she and her husband were wealthy and had no kids. They promised to raise me like a princess and pointed out that even though my mom was highly educated, she couldn’t give me a stable family life. And they also offered my grandparents money (but that didn’t mean so much since they were also wealthy). My relatives actually considered it, but they came to the conclusion that even if my mom couldn’t take care of me, they loved me too much to give me up. I guess they had low expectations of my mom, but in the end she came and brought me to the U.S., and raised me and my brother by herself.

Kid: mom I'm gay Karen: what no how could this have happened!! *has flashback to the movie op was watching on the plane* Karen: dear god...

No one: Entitled moms: "Husband, get the shotgun! Our son turned gay!"

*Entitled Parent wanting to have Royal European Child* Me:*Laughs with a Japanese Samurai Heritage and Filipino's Valued Soldier as a GrandFather* Edit: This is real.

Imagine damaging your daughter's self-esteem because she didn't turn out like you expected

“Ryan’s a boy name” Okay so then I guess Debby Ryan is now a boy

Me : thinks humans are normal Karens: hey

"I have like 100 stories about karens" *Tell them all.*

"And a gay PASIONALLY HUGGING scene-" I'M LITERALLY DYING, AHAHAH-

If any EP's watching: BABIES ARENT POKÉMON CARDS

"Ryan is a boy's name!" BS, I have a female teacher named Austin.

When I was pregnant with my daughter. Koraline. So many people told me "shes gonna get bullied" "you cant name her thar!" "You shouldn't name her that! It's so gross" This was from family. Mind you my name is Alizandreha. Alex for short. Anyone getting bullied over a name. It's me 😅

"RYAN IS A BOYS NAME" And Ashley is a name for boys and girls, I knew a dude named Ashley, we all called him Ash though.

Who tf wants to sell their kid. This ain't no dark web or 1492

That coloured hair story reminded me of a ski trip last year. I had coloured my hair for new years eve a couple of weeks before. I went with my mom, my moms coworker and the coworkers two daughters and one of the friends of one of the daughters. One of the daughters had downs syndrome. She got an absolute crush on me because of my pink hair as she always have wanted pink hair herself. It was pretty adorable of her trying to get my attention and blushing when I passed stuff to her by breakfast table.

5:25 Had a friend who discovered what a trans is and it was gold! I was a ward of the state and my roommate wanted to be a girl. He was quite feminine and he mimicked girls all day long. When I would enter the room, I would hear him struggle and one day, I saw he was using pants to make hairs. Told him that I was totally fine with that and that I just don't care and won't annoy him whatsoever, not even mock him. So, he feel in peace and was "girly". Fast forward few years, I am with another friend and I spot that trans friend in the train because she stares at me and I kind of recognize (I am bad with faces, very bad) me. Then she says my name and I recognize the voice. So, I say to my friend that I leave him to speak with an old friend. I speak for a long time, so the friend come over and is visibly shocked. When we go out of the train: "Where is the boy you were talking to? I did not understood." Explained to him that the "boy" was the girl I was talking too and that he is transitioning. He got puzzled for a while😂 I also knew a big guy who was openly gay. Once, I was with my brother and that guy comes into the coffee. So, I slide to leave him room to sit next to me and now, he is facing my brother who is a though guy. The guy start to tease him then my brother go get a walk. As a big asshole, I said to the guy: "My brother is straight, but visibly annoyed. Can you go full steam for fun". What followed was EPIC. The guy became exuberant, very demonstrative and almost everyone would be quick to get that now, it was meant as a joke. But because my brother was totally not comfortable, it did last very long. Then we told him it was a joke and that he can say "no" without offense. Had also the case where I didn't click as quick as I should. Had a friend who invite me to go out, in the first bar, it's a spectacle of quick changer (?), people who can quickly change their appearance. Then after that, we go to a bar. When we enter, I see the bartender dressed like a sailor and I do the remark: "Oh, you see, the bartender is dressed like a sailor". The friend laugh then we sit at a table and order. He stand up and kiss some guys on the cheek. Happen that I grew in a place where man did that, so, not shocking. Then I go to the toilet, miss that there is no lady room, but shocked to see HIV prevention ads, and big muscular guys on the walls. So, when I go back to the table: did you saw in the toilet, all the adds about HIV and the big guys. Then the friend: "What, it didn't click ?!". Then it clicked ^^ Felt like a complete moron :-p

Everyone : I'm human- Karens : *Wait!* That's illegal !

"Woman tries to buy a baby because the baby is white." Wait, didn't we already get this story? Oh no... there's a second one.

This actually happened to me. Like when I was born I was literally the only girl that was born in the hospital, the rest were boys. So one of the nurses wanted to "adopt" me because I was the only girl lol

Love the part when he says “sorry for all of my Dylan’s you have to change your name” this is why your vids are so good

EM: Its so hard to move up the stairs of society with a black family! Obama Family: Are we a joke to you?

Entitled Mother: "Men can't have hair like that!" OP: "I am no man."

5:57 the most badass person there is now

OP: “bad” hair is super twisted and thick Me, who cant even fit my hair into one Pom Pom because I have so much: bRuH

The racism popped out in that last one whew chile

"Don't forget to pay your dog tax" - proceeds to forget dog tax.

EM: "I chose Ryan first!" OP's mom: "Actually, Ryan is my maiden name." speak: so *I* have already called dibs before you could.

The kid that popped out of nowhere is either 1: Bought Or 2: Adopted but kept the adoption secret from the family I'm really hoping it's 2

RSLASH is what has been keeping me sane through quarantine, once again, to the rescue

EM: Ur MoViE iS iNaPpRoPrIaTe Also EM: Enjoys the movie

If I was the person when the entitled mom said "I've nevet seen any guys with hair like that" I would have said "Hi, my name is Mr.Stereotype Breaker, pleasure to meet you"

Can we quickly appreciate just HOW good rslash's "Karen Voice" became by now? I mean, I always get my neck hair tangly and I feel my blood pressure rising about 3 times because of it (because I hate ppl he portays with the voice) and I just love it. So, thanks for that dude!

Ep: Let me buy your baby! Me: what baby? *Pops baby into mouth*

Your voice impersonation for the entitled parents is so good- never stop with your talent its 😎

To quote SAO Abridged “WE WOULD LIKE TO BUY THIS CHILD PLEASE.”

This is my favourite part to my day

Your entitled parent voice is freaking perfect👌

This woman’s logic is like “it’s not racist if I’m being racist towards me and my husband 😂

6:20 No she expected her to waterbend the hair dye out

EP: Oh my god im so sad my mom died 10 years ago give me pitty" OP: My aunt died 2 weeks ago EP: rip lmao

during the “YOuR BaBY iS A gIRl” story I got a sunscreen ad that said something like “tired of kids suffering?” And it couldn’t be more accurate for this video

Rslash: “Sorry if your name is Dylan looks like you have to change your name” Me: “looks like I have to change my name”

Mother: I'm calling her Ryan. EM: *dibs*

Me: Thinking I'm early The 12 comments saying first: "Are you sure about that?"

rslash: in a small town me in head my: JuSt a sMalL town girl

"Passionately hugging"

"said rest in peace " Ad starts playing : congrats , congrats This actually happened

Does he have a file on his computer labeled “Karens.jpg” for his thumbnails lmao

My rule is that it's best not to let people know what you're naming your baby. People always offer unsolicited opinions but they'll keep it to themselves if the birth certificate's already filed.

Story: "This includes pretending she has white genes" Me, who had already been imagining the whole family as white: Well that's an assumption about others I'm gonna have to reflect on later.

I’ve heard him say these stories and have the Karen’s talk in his Karen voice so much I’m going to be so confused when I find a Karen without that voice-

“Since she had a record of trying this but whatever.” Nani??? Uh no

The mother who wanted an in-law suite needs to be in an old folks home. She nuts and selfish.

Right after I announced my 2nd pregnancy, just after my daughter turned 1, my sister messaged me and offered to take him and raise him "if I didn't think I could handle having 2 babies so close in age" I thanked her but declined!!! She then began to push! How she and her then boyfriend were better off to raise him and blah blah blah!!! Needless to say she got blocked for a year or so.... I know have 4 and she'd get pissed every time I announced a pregnancy. Thankfully she had her daughter a year after I had my 3rd and she's due with her 2nd in a few weeks. My 4th is almost 8mths old.

15:46 I guess that uncle's name was Ruckus.

I have a classmate named Ryan, who’s gender is female, it’s her first name. :>

story's aside bro at the end an ABSOLUTE LEGEND he really chilling with casper and friends. jit cool as hell

"I was just venting" OP was the imposter

“Back In the day when sears wasn’t dying and sad” I had to pause the video to laugh so I wouldn’t miss anything. Also Cody is also a gender-neutral name that’s viewed as a boys name. And a name like Ashley use to be a boys name back in the day, but is now only commonly used in girls. That lady is dumber than snake mittens. And why would you pick a very used generic name and expect to not know someone else who has that name. Be more original instead of trying to “dibs” a name. I didn’t tell anyone what I was going to name my daughter before she was born because of people like this.

"This generally wasn't an issue until it was." Yeah, basically 😂

7:15 Fun Fact: Ryan means something like respected or 'little king' in Irish,

Woah, guys! She's trying to buy my baby! She's the entire dang carnival!

r/slash: If your name is Dylan, then you have to change it. Me: yOU heAr ThAT brO? CHaNge yOuR gODdAM nAMe!

Woman: take out your hair color Girl: I wAnT tHaT hAiR old lady: *entitled grunts*

"Have the expensiest clothes" The last story has so many typos Its hilarious😂

Fun fact: I have a female cousin named Ryan. I love her, she's great.

My parents were once offered money to give these random neighbors my brother. My parents said no thankfully. I wasn't even born when this happened, my brother just told me the story.

“You little bundle of sticks” -rslash, 2020

On the second story when the EM was asking where he was moving, I got a ad that sounded like his voice talking about a RPG XD

“Mental gymnastics “ os my favorite term form illogical conclusions

Just looking at everyone saying " I'm first" and watching this video at the same time

(This ended up being longer that I expected it to be sorry to anyone who reads) The story about the aunt trying to buy the baby sounds a lot like some countries in South America. I say this because the cultural aspects of wanting to appear more European is exactly how my dad described Peru to me. His dad was born in the mountains in Peru and when you looked at him there was no denying that he had native Andean ancestry. When his family moved to Lima it didn't matter that his family had mostly European ancestry because most of them looked native which, in my dad's words, held them back from opportunities to rise up in society (which is why my grandfather ultimately left Peru for good. He'd moved up as far as they'd let a "native" in the medical field, which wasn't very far). When he came back from medical school in America with a 100% Irish, red haired, pale as death wife his family *adored* her. My grandfather's social standing went up simply for having a wife who was white. When my dad and, a couple years later, my oldest uncle were born (both with blonde hair and light eyes, my uncle with fair skin) they were treated "as if they were the second coming of Christ", in my dad's own words. Their hair eventually darkened to black, but three out of my dad's four brothers were unarguably European so my grandfather's family saw that as a huge win. My dad and one of his younger brothers have a darker complexion, but compared to their father they were very light skinned so, again, a win for his family. About six years ago my family travelled down to Peru to visit my dad's family. My mom is blonde haired, blue eyed, and fair skinned. Both my sister and I are blonde, fair skinned, and my sister got my mom's blue eyes. Two of my half siblings from my dad's first marriage came too, my brother also very fair skinned, blue eyed, and with lighter hair. My dad's family down there doted over us, and not just because it was the first time we were meeting. My dad's aunts and cousins always found some way to bring up how beautiful the color of our hair was and how we needed to avoid tanning because our skin was "just right". I even overheard one of my dad's uncles congratulating him about my mom and even his first wife who was just as fair skinned as my mom. I was really confused because I was thirteen and had no idea about the societal pressure to look European, which lead to my dad explaining it all to me. They're all wonderful people and my dad's generation and onwards have all found great success in their lives now. None of them are like the aunt in the story (except for my great uncle's wife who blatantly told us not to marry Asians, black people, or natives and to stick to Europeans and the "right" Peruvians [she's calmed down a lot since then and even attended our cousin's wedding in Baltimore to a Chinese American woman a couple years ago, but it was *wild* ]). It's just interesting how these societal factors carry down from generation to generation.

Cannot stop listening to the way you said “yeah?” At 7:24

Every single time R/Slash does the EM voice or a antagonist voice I want to cave someone's face in. 😂

You reckon, the child that "popped in out of nowhere" was kidnapped?

_Hmm..._ _I feel like the EM secretly likes the movie. I mean she kept watching instead of looking away..._

Gotta love a parent who not only teaches their child how to be hateful POS but also exposes them to second hand smoke

Dude your Karen voice literally makes the video, it’s so good😂

I feel like I would do what that baby name story parent would do, as in give my future kid a gender neutral name, not only cuz of the job thing, but also in case they end up identifying as a transgender yet still binary, or trans non-binary. It would save a lot of trouble on them finding a new name because their original name is specific to their original gender that they don’t identify with, you know?