What would you say if an entitled parent offered you $5,000 to buy your baby?
@rubber_ducky_0034 жыл бұрын
Keep my baby and say you can't buy love
@johannaleopold26124 жыл бұрын
My cat is not for sale, sorry :D
@jaxco874 жыл бұрын
No
@NotASpyPootis4 жыл бұрын
free money.
@RETRO-DEV4 жыл бұрын
Sell the little s***
@lsnyds4 жыл бұрын
That racist woman sounds exactly like this woman I met a few years back. I was dating a dark skinned guy at the time and he brought me to a block party to meet his family and neighbors. Most of them were lovely people but this one woman literally would not leave me alone. She straight up told me I should be with her son instead because he had lighter skin and she wanted white grandchildren. Also her son was in his mid 20s and I was 17. I still feel disgusted thinking about it.
@remizstudio4 жыл бұрын
Lauren S oh shi-
@wareforcoin57804 жыл бұрын
Can you imagine feeling so entitled that you try to not only dictate the color of your grandchildren, but also even whether or not your own grown ass child is going to even give you grandchildren.
@ijustateplastic19064 жыл бұрын
Unknown4676 hUh
@variouspeople61964 жыл бұрын
I know I’m not giving my mom grand chlidren lol NOT LIKE I COULD
@maemae40624 жыл бұрын
@@dsfsdggfggdfd3791 what? lmao
@galactic74584 жыл бұрын
“So, I’m kinda getting the vibe that a baby popping out of nowhere _might_ be illegal.”
@salenebrom64764 жыл бұрын
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
@dumbasswithinternetconnect16114 жыл бұрын
👏Meme👏Review
@UnchainedAmerica4 жыл бұрын
a subtle way of saying the baby was kidnapped.
@mollyjansen81424 жыл бұрын
Or she cheated on the husband and tried to have a baby with another white dude and hid her pregnancy from everyone... 🤔🤭🤷♀️
@radhiadeedou82864 жыл бұрын
@@mollyjansen8142 but why hide the pregnancy??
@cowking28703 жыл бұрын
12:38 "You know it isn't fair to get pregnant before us" *Hmm, I see a conflict between this woman's logic and all known human rights. The battle will be legendary.*
@cerysfalmai86443 жыл бұрын
When I was born, my mother wanted to name me either Emily or Amy. But at the time I was born, there were like, four other Emilys on the ward and three other Amys. Did my mother go screaming at all those mothers to change their daughters names so she could have them exclusively for me? No because she's not insane. It just made her decide she wanted to name me something more unique. She and my dad ended up deciding on Cerys.
@elips14143 жыл бұрын
That's really pretty, how do you pronounce it?
@xashesxxx3 жыл бұрын
@@elips1414 I domt think it would be easy explaining through a comment lol
@ShmungalFungal8773 жыл бұрын
Niceee
@jamssy34093 жыл бұрын
@@xashesxxx it's actually easy. This can be determined by keris, seris, serays, kerays, or anything
@ZombieSazza2 жыл бұрын
That’s an amazing name, like the goddess Ceres, which is genuinely awesome
@seaslicks4 жыл бұрын
"I'm going to name my kid Ryan" EP: That name is taken, you can have Ryan68349
@canislupus92084 жыл бұрын
Lmao, thanks for the smile!
@akifazkia35294 жыл бұрын
Damn, that's soo gaming related 🤣
@aahan_054 жыл бұрын
now we know the history behind elon musk's kid's name
@J-rome4 жыл бұрын
Im gonna name my kid kzfaq.info/get/bejne/nryqfLF8t8jJm40.html because of its best content.
@AKMandi414 жыл бұрын
lmao
@Ferrilsblood4 жыл бұрын
Karen: How much to buy your baby? Me: Your head on a silver platter.
@jeffreycurry74774 жыл бұрын
I luv this
@NotASpyPootis4 жыл бұрын
i mean,5k is 5k.
@thelongestnightofsolace88584 жыл бұрын
You’d give your kid away for free?
@olyviermonteau43004 жыл бұрын
Platinum platter*
@Flynn-x4s4 жыл бұрын
69 likes u have done well my friend
@carlosjettromero28824 жыл бұрын
“I was born at a very young age.” -Dhar Mann
@platinumstar83 жыл бұрын
🤣😂😂😂😂😂
@mrvibez68963 жыл бұрын
And a lot of people were like me so it made me feel normal-dhar Mann
@extreme4u13 жыл бұрын
This is war on myself
@carlosjettromero28823 жыл бұрын
@@extreme4u1 no, dhar mann is a dude who makes 'inspirational' videos
@Hellothere-ky4jr3 жыл бұрын
Lmao-
@nuggies31873 жыл бұрын
The only reason I love this channel is because his “Karen” voice is the funniest/stupidest voice ever!😂
@Nokyyyyy3 жыл бұрын
It sounds so accurate tho
@juliettehernandez18253 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@bread63303 жыл бұрын
It sounds so real that I'm annoyed and laughing at the same time 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣
@icarus12282 жыл бұрын
I ran into a Karen and it’s pretty accurate. Just missing those idiots hand movements
@spoopyvirgil4944 Жыл бұрын
@@icarus1228 You act like he isn't mimicking the movements while recording.
@amaan.a4 жыл бұрын
Theres nothing better than watching Elton John passionately hugging another dude at 20,000 feet.
@TKUA114 жыл бұрын
If you’re a pervert, or some kind of exhibitionist
@ricocarpenter21894 жыл бұрын
The simple pleasures in life
@ms.applesaucemeowmeow42494 жыл бұрын
Ahh. As my grandma would always say.
@life-bm1jo4 жыл бұрын
Before watching the video it's kinda weird Edit: I saw the video lol
@DashingPunkSamurai4 жыл бұрын
A perfect biography title if I ever heard one
@Roogalt4 жыл бұрын
I think the Dylan I know (he is a good man, my mom’s friend) is the Dylan from the story. In a gathering (casual parent stuff) they talked about his mother having an argument with another pregnant woman about changing the (pregnant woman’s) child’s name. (Of course) Dylan’s mother lost the argument and changed the name to Dylan. This might be pure luck... But it seems suspicious enough
@FlowPlex4 жыл бұрын
Glad to know he's a good person and is living a fine life.
@jamiemetzger14034 жыл бұрын
🤯
@thesandguardianofthesand4 жыл бұрын
Nice to hear them having an okay life.
@Roogalt4 жыл бұрын
Lucifer Hazbin_Hotel Lucifer! What are you doing in this mortal realm?
@gabyp87884 жыл бұрын
According to the op this was in the late 90's so the Dylan from the story is now 25 or less, by the way you're talking I'm assuming the Dylan you know might be older than that.
@dimentio14283 жыл бұрын
"Your Baby Is Prettier Than Mine..." *Well, of course, because it came from them, and not someone with a disgusting attitude.*
@Ajehy3 жыл бұрын
Good kids can come from bad parents. I really hope it’s the case here.
@Ash-uo8sp3 жыл бұрын
Probably not gonna happen. But we can only hope.
@rainbow_demon66122 жыл бұрын
@@Ajehy I know that can happen.
@rainbow_demon66122 жыл бұрын
😂
@FanGirl07213 жыл бұрын
If someone offered to buy my baby, I would literally call the police. It is not okay to "buy a baby" because it "helps your status!" Ugh!! These parents ANNOY me! Keep up the work rslash... I love your videos!
@goombapizza6335 Жыл бұрын
From context I assume OP and her crazy racist aunt live in Brazil. Buying/selling a baby is not illegal there per se as far as I can tell, although using a middleman to arrange it is illegal (the middleman is considered to be committing kidnapping and human trafficking). So, not illegal in OP's country. Immoral? Depends on your particular set of morals. I would argue that if a baby is going to have a terrible third-world life with inadequate sanitation, little access to education, food instability, an overburdened mother already towing 7 kids she can't afford and doesn't have time for, etc. then if some rich, kindly couple offers the mother $30K to buy one of her kids it's a win for everyone and I don't see what's not moral about it.
@FanGirl0721 Жыл бұрын
@@goombapizza6335 Well, yeah. I see where you’re coming from. I guess I never thought about it that way. I mean, that makes sense. It’s for the best interest of the baby. I just worry about how that child will feel when they ask years later what happened. But if they baby and both families will have a good life, I feel like giving is a better way. It’s just the idea of money being used to buy the baby. But if OP GAVE the baby without accepting the cash, then they could do a backhanded trade. Where the rich family just gave money. It’s just the idea of selling the baby that bugs me. But I see where you and now OP are coming from.
@kconway2263Ай бұрын
The problem is that those children are extremely vulnerable to trafficking, beyond selling them to infertile couples who just want a baby, I mean. It doesn’t just happen in Brazil, and while I get the parents are often desperate with no other options, it’s hard for us in a first world country to comprehend. I feel for those children. Also, I doubt the parents are getting tens of thousands of dollars (or reals) for their child.
@sfranklin94924 жыл бұрын
When I was pregnant with my daughter I was going to name her Charlotte after my great aunt. My cousin said I couldn’t bc she wanted to name her second daughter that. She didn’t even have one daughter yet.
@chrezveltejero934 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@benkenobisgirl4 жыл бұрын
s franklin I do hope you told her to get stuffed.
@youcansave15ormoreoncarins754 жыл бұрын
Cool I've been living there for 15 years
@ladyjade64464 жыл бұрын
I hope you named her Charlotte!
@Junodragon67804 жыл бұрын
Do it, your daughter will become a great detective in the future.
@pegicorn3024 жыл бұрын
"How much for it? How much for your baby?" -Sir Reginald Hargreeves, The Umbrella Academy
@elioteverdeen4 жыл бұрын
I was thinking about this exact comparison, (probably helps that I just watched the season 2 trailer).
@BraydonCalvert4 жыл бұрын
You are so damn right, I love that show
@notmilkzanymore30254 жыл бұрын
Lol this is a great comparison, I love that show
@g0ldeclipse4 жыл бұрын
It's free money
@panta38194 жыл бұрын
I wound want 999999999999999999999999999 dollars for my baby. Plus 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 for not being the mother of my baby. Uwu
@Blunt_Man3 жыл бұрын
I keep hearing "that's not fair!" and am just in awe seeing how many people made it to adulthood, apparently without realizing that life isn't fair!
@tenhirankei3 жыл бұрын
Karen "it's not fair that life isn't fair!
@ThatOneLadyOverHere2 жыл бұрын
That was my mom's immediate response anytime one of said "that's not fair!" 😄
@harleybella79773 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of before I knew the gender of my son. Me and my partner were set on a certain name if we were having a girl. My sister who has 4 kids and doesn't want any more, said we couldn't use that name because she didn't get to use it when her last child was a boy. She literally had a full blown melt down. She's almost 26 years old.
@rebeccajohnson63224 жыл бұрын
i love when rSlash breaks the reading to actually have a giggle, idk wh but it warms my heart
@hebatarig67414 жыл бұрын
Ikr lol
@jeanmarcfoucher5723 жыл бұрын
Giofilms used to do that too
@deebee91203 жыл бұрын
It’s so cute right?
@catg9433 жыл бұрын
Me too
@RyokoGemini243 жыл бұрын
My favourite part of all rSlash vids ❤
@amaan.a4 жыл бұрын
*Bad mom:* abandons children in favour of partying and men, has children taken away by CPS. *Same bad mom:* YoU haVE noOO REspEcT!
@thathumangiraffe65484 жыл бұрын
thats the part i dont get with that EM as she says you have no respect and, you weren't raised properly when she didn't raise her own kids and more cared about guys and partying over her own children like so respectful
@JustAKomiFan4 жыл бұрын
Same bad mom You can't take my slav- I mean children
@KumiChan20044 жыл бұрын
I mean. I would have dropped her years ago and told her in not so pleasant ways to bugger off.
@BeeWhistler4 жыл бұрын
You have no idea how much this happens, though. I've heard too many times of parents who really fell down on the job and expect full parental props and respect from their grown offspring. My husband's dad is like that. Said he'd come to events and just didn't show (and it wasn't the typical deadbeat dad thing, my husband freaking lived with his dad!), said he'd do things for his kids and didn't bother, asked his kids if they approved of him marrying the woman he had cheated on their step-mom with and then married her anyway (they said no), and even before that turned a blind eye to the first step-mom's abuse, had a messy divorce, then saddled them with another crappy step-mom who was a compulsive liar and blamed my husband when she got pregnant, claiming he had stuck pins through their condoms. My husband ended up with a warrant out for his arrest at 16 because the car he was driving to do errands for his dad has expired registration and his dad never attended to the ticket his teenaged son got for it. Like always, he swore he'd take care of it and never did. And his son grows up and the man expects to have the right to a father-son relationship... tries to offer advice, calls and talks about nothing, expects him to come out to visit and make nice for family photos even though the guy can't hold a conversation with any of us to save his life. He would even start conversations and glaze over when I responded, so that was enough for me. But what made my husband finally go no contact was something that sounds little but represents years of neglect/abuse... his dad called him for his birthday and said he'd send him money. My husband told him for the nth time not to, that he was fine. But the old fart had to make a show, had to promise big and look like a big guy. Then he didn't send so much as a card. And that was it. One petty lie too many and my husband stopped answering calls from any of them. I personally think he needs therapy for it all, but that would mean finding someone good, and in my experience that's a crap shoot. So at least they aren't able to add to his pile anymore... because believe me, it ain't just the dad. It's the whole pack of people smiling through gritted teeth and never saying what they mean, never opening up in any way, pretending they don't hear anyone who tells it like it is (me, if that wasn't obvious. I'm pretty rude, lol, but it beats living like them). Very manipulative bunch.
@DiamondBerry844 жыл бұрын
"I didn't raise you but you were raised horribly"
@parentheses46624 жыл бұрын
Guy who has a cool car: *_tells friend about car_* Karen: sees car Karen: *_g i m m e_*
When I was a toddler, my mom’s cousin tried to adopt/buy me without my mom’s knowledge. My mom was an immigrant and married my dad while at university. My dad was a pretty bad guy, so she took me (a baby then) and my brother (a bit older) back to her home country. She had strong convictions about raising us in the U.S., so soon she went back with my brother to get settled with a new job in the States. I was left in the care of my grandparents and an aunt and uncle who had children of their own. My mom’s cousin ended up coming over one day and asked my grandparents if they would consider giving me to her as she and her husband were wealthy and had no kids. They promised to raise me like a princess and pointed out that even though my mom was highly educated, she couldn’t give me a stable family life. And they also offered my grandparents money (but that didn’t mean so much since they were also wealthy). My relatives actually considered it, but they came to the conclusion that even if my mom couldn’t take care of me, they loved me too much to give me up. I guess they had low expectations of my mom, but in the end she came and brought me to the U.S., and raised me and my brother by herself.
@MinatheRaichu4 жыл бұрын
How did she find out?
@KimingBoykisserOwO4 жыл бұрын
Kid: mom I'm gay Karen: what no how could this have happened!! *has flashback to the movie op was watching on the plane* Karen: dear god...
@wai87914 жыл бұрын
Karen: since he couldn't see the movie must've RADIATED the gayness
@borgerderpknight87894 жыл бұрын
Karen noooooo Gandalf the gay
@chie9704 жыл бұрын
@@Karen-kl7yc whatever you say, Karen 😂😂😂
@MrHirenladwa4 жыл бұрын
@@Karen-kl7yc how did you get verified as Karen... I'm impressed haha
@kitisdone52994 жыл бұрын
*Later, Karen tries to sue OP for making her son gay*
@jackieashley94083 жыл бұрын
No one: Entitled moms: "Husband, get the shotgun! Our son turned gay!"
@cancerwoman76693 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: the husband is cheating with her with another man
@taherstark3 жыл бұрын
@@cancerwoman7669 plot twist twist: the Man is actually a woman
@cancerwoman76693 жыл бұрын
@@taherstark plot twist: the man is trans
@marshmallowthefatrat35302 жыл бұрын
Time to restart and make a another's perforkit child
@capitancoolness9422 жыл бұрын
🤮
@coffeefighter79763 жыл бұрын
*Entitled Parent wanting to have Royal European Child* Me:*Laughs with a Japanese Samurai Heritage and Filipino's Valued Soldier as a GrandFather* Edit: This is real.
@blackwool_sheep48893 жыл бұрын
Nice my Grandpa was danish
@500offical3 жыл бұрын
Madlad.
@dabestorkposta3 жыл бұрын
Honestly, you're lucky. From what I know, my bloodline includes a guy named charles
@bigchungus19203 жыл бұрын
@@dabestorkposta your bloodline is obviously the supreme one then
@cancerwoman76693 жыл бұрын
me when i hear the word filipino: WHOMST HAS AWAKEN THE ANCIENT ONE
@quiteliterally4004 жыл бұрын
Imagine damaging your daughter's self-esteem because she didn't turn out like you expected
@yusufmasood32153 жыл бұрын
Couldn’t be me, couldn’t be me
@Gusenichka9252 жыл бұрын
Literally me
@ahstiasummers5583 Жыл бұрын
Look at all the bad parents who have kids expecting a mini duplicate of themselves
@elliott48444 жыл бұрын
“Ryan’s a boy name” Okay so then I guess Debby Ryan is now a boy
@TraceyJeanne4 жыл бұрын
That’s ... her last name
@Sephade4 жыл бұрын
@@TraceyJeanne and Ryan was going to be a middle name.
@nuages89154 жыл бұрын
Thats her last name luv
@NicholeParker4 жыл бұрын
Tracey Jeanne and in the story, Ryan was the mother’s original last name soooo what’s your point?
@caseytierney254 жыл бұрын
Ryan is Debbie's last name. If you want a female with ryan as their first name, check Ryan Newman
@ahmedwalid48934 жыл бұрын
Me : thinks humans are normal Karens: hey
@engineseven.4 жыл бұрын
"I have like 100 stories about karens" *Tell them all.*
@mero68204 жыл бұрын
"And a gay PASIONALLY HUGGING scene-" I'M LITERALLY DYING, AHAHAH-
@hania92983 жыл бұрын
LOL SAME
@bananatoffeepie3 жыл бұрын
XD
@WHEREDIDYOULEARNWHATITMEANS3 жыл бұрын
Hugzzzzzzz
@tinyslugcat3 жыл бұрын
lol
@teamprimarina3 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie I was only listening to the audio and I thought “geese it’s just hugging” and then I looked at the screen I don’t agree with her after all her kid certainly did not see it but I can understand how it would be A strange experience if the kid actually did see it
@thijshendriksen18624 жыл бұрын
If any EP's watching: BABIES ARENT POKÉMON CARDS
@hebatarig67414 жыл бұрын
*yes* lmao
@alphawolfgamerarchived39733 жыл бұрын
That EP wanted a shiny.
@sarcasticnotsad51553 жыл бұрын
Are you sure? My sister started growing hair and making weird noises, I think she’s evolving.
@cryptrekt38993 жыл бұрын
I'll give you my fire baby for your 5 electric type baby's
@misterlion47003 жыл бұрын
@@sarcasticnotsad5155 *oh no*
@journeywaitz58263 жыл бұрын
"Ryan is a boy's name!" BS, I have a female teacher named Austin.
@hotdawg11763 жыл бұрын
Maybe she’s trans? (Or I’m an utter idiot)
@tenhirankei3 жыл бұрын
Named for the city in Texas? LOL
@nettemarie23 жыл бұрын
Maybe the parents had good taste?
@jamssy34093 жыл бұрын
My name is Adrianne and I have been mistaken as a boy multiple times
@jamssy34093 жыл бұрын
@@hotdawg1176 trans can legally change their name though
@Raichous.mom.moments993 жыл бұрын
When I was pregnant with my daughter. Koraline. So many people told me "shes gonna get bullied" "you cant name her thar!" "You shouldn't name her that! It's so gross" This was from family. Mind you my name is Alizandreha. Alex for short. Anyone getting bullied over a name. It's me 😅
@corsaircarl95824 жыл бұрын
"RYAN IS A BOYS NAME" And Ashley is a name for boys and girls, I knew a dude named Ashley, we all called him Ash though.
@lupa39983 жыл бұрын
@SA S Nowadays Ryan is usually a boys name and Ashley a girls name. But in the past they were unisex names. But they can be for anyone
@derguenter62573 жыл бұрын
Wait so Ash from pokemon is actually called ashley?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!
@nzuria81353 жыл бұрын
@@derguenter6257 No, Ash is just a common nickname for guys named Ashley
@BloodThirstyAvengers3 жыл бұрын
I knew a guy named Ashley in Primary School. That name shocked me as I watched Recess where 5 girls were named Ashley.
@corsaircarl95823 жыл бұрын
@@BloodThirstyAvengers Spinelli is Ashley as well, so technically there's 6 Ashleys, but I digress.
@enderteimant7404 жыл бұрын
Who tf wants to sell their kid. This ain't no dark web or 1492
@justsomepandawithinternet4 жыл бұрын
Very broke people: am i a joke to you
@wollythewolf39954 жыл бұрын
lisen random panda if you are broke you will not try to get a baby
@daisymay65054 жыл бұрын
I think they meant that very poor people would sell their baby for money
@madisonwithalaurenspicture70334 жыл бұрын
WollyThe Wolf they probably went broke after the baby
@Karen-kl7yc4 жыл бұрын
I would sell my child if it was a boy, gay or trans.
@morbidmax70643 жыл бұрын
That coloured hair story reminded me of a ski trip last year. I had coloured my hair for new years eve a couple of weeks before. I went with my mom, my moms coworker and the coworkers two daughters and one of the friends of one of the daughters. One of the daughters had downs syndrome. She got an absolute crush on me because of my pink hair as she always have wanted pink hair herself. It was pretty adorable of her trying to get my attention and blushing when I passed stuff to her by breakfast table.
@programaths3 жыл бұрын
5:25 Had a friend who discovered what a trans is and it was gold! I was a ward of the state and my roommate wanted to be a girl. He was quite feminine and he mimicked girls all day long. When I would enter the room, I would hear him struggle and one day, I saw he was using pants to make hairs. Told him that I was totally fine with that and that I just don't care and won't annoy him whatsoever, not even mock him. So, he feel in peace and was "girly". Fast forward few years, I am with another friend and I spot that trans friend in the train because she stares at me and I kind of recognize (I am bad with faces, very bad) me. Then she says my name and I recognize the voice. So, I say to my friend that I leave him to speak with an old friend. I speak for a long time, so the friend come over and is visibly shocked. When we go out of the train: "Where is the boy you were talking to? I did not understood." Explained to him that the "boy" was the girl I was talking too and that he is transitioning. He got puzzled for a while😂 I also knew a big guy who was openly gay. Once, I was with my brother and that guy comes into the coffee. So, I slide to leave him room to sit next to me and now, he is facing my brother who is a though guy. The guy start to tease him then my brother go get a walk. As a big asshole, I said to the guy: "My brother is straight, but visibly annoyed. Can you go full steam for fun". What followed was EPIC. The guy became exuberant, very demonstrative and almost everyone would be quick to get that now, it was meant as a joke. But because my brother was totally not comfortable, it did last very long. Then we told him it was a joke and that he can say "no" without offense. Had also the case where I didn't click as quick as I should. Had a friend who invite me to go out, in the first bar, it's a spectacle of quick changer (?), people who can quickly change their appearance. Then after that, we go to a bar. When we enter, I see the bartender dressed like a sailor and I do the remark: "Oh, you see, the bartender is dressed like a sailor". The friend laugh then we sit at a table and order. He stand up and kiss some guys on the cheek. Happen that I grew in a place where man did that, so, not shocking. Then I go to the toilet, miss that there is no lady room, but shocked to see HIV prevention ads, and big muscular guys on the walls. So, when I go back to the table: did you saw in the toilet, all the adds about HIV and the big guys. Then the friend: "What, it didn't click ?!". Then it clicked ^^ Felt like a complete moron :-p
Sense you have no comments look at the background of the video and the space it moveing
@grimmyreaper-gaming75674 жыл бұрын
He doesn’t have a comment anymore he has comments now ;>
@angelxcutiee694 жыл бұрын
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@amym39033 жыл бұрын
@@severussnape6340 so cool!
@rhiacorvalis43023 жыл бұрын
@Abigail Fisher-Adams So do Karens demand to speak with your manufacturer?
@SEGASister4 жыл бұрын
"Woman tries to buy a baby because the baby is white." Wait, didn't we already get this story? Oh no... there's a second one.
@pixelgamelvr4 жыл бұрын
_o h n o_
@labrador81meep544 жыл бұрын
@@pixelgamelvr But wait.... *there's more*.
@wrestlingfan31174 жыл бұрын
LABRADOR81 meep Yes. There is one with a SIL wanting to trade babies with OP because she believes OP’s child would be better suited for her instead of her biological child.
@Ruruboi98783 жыл бұрын
This actually happened to me. Like when I was born I was literally the only girl that was born in the hospital, the rest were boys. So one of the nurses wanted to "adopt" me because I was the only girl lol
@Slime_Guy093 жыл бұрын
Love the part when he says “sorry for all of my Dylan’s you have to change your name” this is why your vids are so good
@theblevinator4 жыл бұрын
EM: Its so hard to move up the stairs of society with a black family! Obama Family: Are we a joke to you?
@LittleSparklingStars4 жыл бұрын
Don’t think this is the US. Outdated views, sounds like latin America or asia
@Prokerboss4 жыл бұрын
So true
@calebsmith30164 жыл бұрын
How does being a different skin color make you look bad? If you think a person is bad because they are dark skinned well A. You're racist and B. That is a complete lie
@calebsmith30164 жыл бұрын
We got people like LeBron James, Nelson Mandela, Michael Jordan, and Martin Luther King Jr! They're black and they are famous so why does skin color appeal so much to you. Sorry I apologise for my behavior, I just absolutely DESPISE racism
@wishywashywisp4 жыл бұрын
Joshduuuuuuuub :) (love your profile pic)
@15oClock4 жыл бұрын
Entitled Mother: "Men can't have hair like that!" OP: "I am no man."
@salenebrom64764 жыл бұрын
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
@darknessdarkrai83654 жыл бұрын
69 Likes, Congratulations invite me to your celebration party!
@fanendey2 жыл бұрын
@@Wi-Fi-El that's extremely transphobic.
@dragoontyro71553 жыл бұрын
5:57 the most badass person there is now
@indigoewan95783 жыл бұрын
OP: “bad” hair is super twisted and thick Me, who cant even fit my hair into one Pom Pom because I have so much: bRuH
@FirewormTheTiny2 жыл бұрын
My hair is thiccer than those Instagram models
@tashadilan57404 жыл бұрын
The racism popped out in that last one whew chile
@robertmatthews20094 жыл бұрын
I don't get it. Are there a lot of racists in Chile?
@tashadilan57404 жыл бұрын
Robert Matthews lol let me explain; I’m black and due to slang, for the most part when we say “child”, the D at the end isn’t pronounced fully so it sounds more like “chile”
@miriamaesthetic51374 жыл бұрын
girl i know they were talking about type 4 hair and it personaly hurt since ive got the same "bad hair"
@dredayproductions95734 жыл бұрын
To be perfectly honest the last one about the lady trying to buy a child sounds very much like a South American country. I’ve done two deployments in the USMC down there and the culture, attitude, the descriptive words, the fact that the uncle came from an island nation (Caribbean Im guessing), OP working in politics in a totalitarian government, some other cues lead me to that guess. In South America it’s not uncommon to find people with European heritage and typically the lighter skinned and thus more European heritage you have in your blood, you’re usually looked at as higher class. These are assumptions based on what I know of culture down there but again it’s only a guess. Italian and Polish heritage isn’t uncommon especially after WW2. Racism is really rather prevalent down there.
@Bouzhe4 жыл бұрын
@@dredayproductions9573 Yeah, it sounds very Cuba/Dominican Republic this obsession for a whiter skin
@CourtOfWinter4 жыл бұрын
"Don't forget to pay your dog tax" - proceeds to forget dog tax.
@alderblanco22824 жыл бұрын
Tbh I'm still riding the r/puppybloopers high from a couple days ago, so I say he's paid up for a little bit lol
@TaniDraws4 жыл бұрын
For a moment I was confused and thought he meant literal dog tax, as in the taxes you have to pay for owning a dog. Then I realised he meant puppybloopers. Derp.
@A-Microwave4 жыл бұрын
i just want puppy videos, i wanna see the fluff boi
@MaximNightFury4 жыл бұрын
for a second I read that as "dog tags" and thought "well I'm not military so why would I need to buy dog tags?"
@florian85993 жыл бұрын
EM: "I chose Ryan first!" OP's mom: "Actually, Ryan is my maiden name." speak: so *I* have already called dibs before you could.
@name-uh5ee4 жыл бұрын
The kid that popped out of nowhere is either 1: Bought Or 2: Adopted but kept the adoption secret from the family I'm really hoping it's 2
@estherdenenga52274 жыл бұрын
But it’s most likely 1.
@corsaircarl95824 жыл бұрын
Waitaminute, so you're telling me women buy babies to take care of?
@LittleSparklingStars4 жыл бұрын
For sure, she has been kidnapped lmao. Maybe it’s Maddie Mcann.
@LittleSparklingStars4 жыл бұрын
Corsair Carl no, only Karens do or try to
@darkscot13384 жыл бұрын
Surrogacy is another option which is close to buying.
@sarahspaceslippers4 жыл бұрын
RSLASH is what has been keeping me sane through quarantine, once again, to the rescue
@NotASpyPootis4 жыл бұрын
sane? well insanity isn't that bad,atleast u'll start talking with urself a bit more.
@jojodamonke94944 жыл бұрын
Sa m e
@okboomer67243 жыл бұрын
EM: Ur MoViE iS iNaPpRoPrIaTe Also EM: Enjoys the movie
@SpringDavid3 жыл бұрын
If I was the person when the entitled mom said "I've nevet seen any guys with hair like that" I would have said "Hi, my name is Mr.Stereotype Breaker, pleasure to meet you"
@noahsagt4 жыл бұрын
Can we quickly appreciate just HOW good rslash's "Karen Voice" became by now? I mean, I always get my neck hair tangly and I feel my blood pressure rising about 3 times because of it (because I hate ppl he portays with the voice) and I just love it. So, thanks for that dude!
@hanniemilktea4 жыл бұрын
Right like sometimes I just want to clock that person in the mouth with a sledgehammer
@alastor24854 жыл бұрын
Ep: Let me buy your baby! Me: what baby? *Pops baby into mouth*
@ilovecheesecakeandchiefkeef4 жыл бұрын
Tasty
@ghosty34944 жыл бұрын
*pew* ded karan went to hell ha
@Prokerboss4 жыл бұрын
Lmao what
@FlowPlex4 жыл бұрын
Well..... this was certainly.... original, I guess....
@ghosty34944 жыл бұрын
Hi
@xxhollowdeathxx77383 жыл бұрын
Your voice impersonation for the entitled parents is so good- never stop with your talent its 😎
@Bri-MAIN3 жыл бұрын
To quote SAO Abridged “WE WOULD LIKE TO BUY THIS CHILD PLEASE.”
@joeraas58574 жыл бұрын
This is my favourite part to my day
@aidanpritchett87024 жыл бұрын
Same
@ahumblebard34204 жыл бұрын
Oh same
@RETRO-DEV4 жыл бұрын
Same except payday
@cholecoffey74994 жыл бұрын
Same! Coffee with R/ best way to start the day 😍
@bartman156.4 жыл бұрын
Mine too :)
@Apoctir3 жыл бұрын
Your entitled parent voice is freaking perfect👌
@fake_plays22263 жыл бұрын
This woman’s logic is like “it’s not racist if I’m being racist towards me and my husband 😂
@theguidinggamer81754 жыл бұрын
6:20 No she expected her to waterbend the hair dye out
@EmeryJulian4 жыл бұрын
EP: Oh my god im so sad my mom died 10 years ago give me pitty" OP: My aunt died 2 weeks ago EP: rip lmao
@clobusbobus11442 жыл бұрын
during the “YOuR BaBY iS A gIRl” story I got a sunscreen ad that said something like “tired of kids suffering?” And it couldn’t be more accurate for this video
@therc_guy69873 жыл бұрын
Rslash: “Sorry if your name is Dylan looks like you have to change your name” Me: “looks like I have to change my name”
@nosouless4 жыл бұрын
Mother: I'm calling her Ryan. EM: *dibs*
@Anh5464 жыл бұрын
Me: Thinking I'm early The 12 comments saying first: "Are you sure about that?"
@NotASpyPootis4 жыл бұрын
lmao both mine and the other's comments were removed
@somerandomdude88874 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@KonkeyDong6164 жыл бұрын
Good copypaste
@duncanhuntley10763 жыл бұрын
rslash: in a small town me in head my: JuSt a sMalL town girl
@sbpheonix81303 жыл бұрын
"Passionately hugging"
@sodyplays99474 жыл бұрын
"said rest in peace " Ad starts playing : congrats , congrats This actually happened
@ftintin13 жыл бұрын
Same
@harrybradford85214 жыл бұрын
Does he have a file on his computer labeled “Karens.jpg” for his thumbnails lmao
@Richard_Nickerson4 жыл бұрын
That would only be one picture...
@Springdude114 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't be surprised.
@theoddgaming55294 жыл бұрын
I would assume that.
@NinjaFlibble4 жыл бұрын
probably and I think you mean a folder on his computer titled "Karens" ;)
@icysharpsmormor64734 жыл бұрын
Kim Yo Jong's Sandwich wait i wanna try that, i’ll update on what happened😀
@rebekahmontesdeoca5652 жыл бұрын
My rule is that it's best not to let people know what you're naming your baby. People always offer unsolicited opinions but they'll keep it to themselves if the birth certificate's already filed.
@Akay44444444444444443 жыл бұрын
Story: "This includes pretending she has white genes" Me, who had already been imagining the whole family as white: Well that's an assumption about others I'm gonna have to reflect on later.
@sorasnightmare46883 жыл бұрын
"Kids, what did we learn today?" "No matter how a Karen looks outside, she's always ugly on the inside."
@Mcplayer50004 жыл бұрын
I’ve heard him say these stories and have the Karen’s talk in his Karen voice so much I’m going to be so confused when I find a Karen without that voice-
@FirewormTheTiny2 жыл бұрын
Same
@This_Is_VeryNotFine4 жыл бұрын
“Since she had a record of trying this but whatever.” Nani??? Uh no
@shannon96779 ай бұрын
The mother who wanted an in-law suite needs to be in an old folks home. She nuts and selfish.
@samanthadodge5644 жыл бұрын
Right after I announced my 2nd pregnancy, just after my daughter turned 1, my sister messaged me and offered to take him and raise him "if I didn't think I could handle having 2 babies so close in age" I thanked her but declined!!! She then began to push! How she and her then boyfriend were better off to raise him and blah blah blah!!! Needless to say she got blocked for a year or so.... I know have 4 and she'd get pissed every time I announced a pregnancy. Thankfully she had her daughter a year after I had my 3rd and she's due with her 2nd in a few weeks. My 4th is almost 8mths old.
@IosonoOtakuman4 жыл бұрын
15:46 I guess that uncle's name was Ruckus.
@PhysicstIsaac4 жыл бұрын
Mein gott, it's you..
@crackman45 Жыл бұрын
Dammit,you beat me to it by three years
@jagpie4 жыл бұрын
I have a classmate named Ryan, who’s gender is female, it’s her first name. :>
@logan59544 жыл бұрын
Ryan with two Ns?
@ZimVader-00174 жыл бұрын
Ryan is unisex, to my knowledge. Kinda like Lesley or Jesse.
@ecwingmak14 жыл бұрын
IMAO my middle name is called "man", I've gotten bullied about it and felt awfully idiotic until I met my bff :>
@avery3954 жыл бұрын
I can’t choose between Devon/Devin and Kao.... help???
@3ch0h3art44 жыл бұрын
@@avery395 as long as (if you choose or chose Devon) you rase them right. I knew a guy whith that name, he was being a dick, in a Skype group, and I tried to get him removed from the group chat. He called me a bitch, I tried to use a comeback but failed miserably. I wonder if he'll see this? Probably not, if he does 010010010110011000100000011110010110111101110101001000000110010101110110011001010110111000100000011101000111001001111001001000000111010001101111001000000110110101100101011100110111001101100001011001110110010100100000011011010110010100100000010001000110010101110110011011110110111000100000010010010010000001110111011010010110110001101100001000000110111001101111011101000010000001100001011011100111001101110111011001010111001000101110001000000010000001000001011110100111011001100001001000000110100101110011001000000110100101101110001000000111010001101000011001010010000001110000011000010111001101110100001000000110011001101111011100100010000001101101011001010010110000100000011000010110111001100100001000000111001101101111001000000110000101110010011001010010000001111001011011110111010100101110 (have fun duck)
@kindred83592 жыл бұрын
story's aside bro at the end an ABSOLUTE LEGEND he really chilling with casper and friends. jit cool as hell
@umampierson3 жыл бұрын
"I was just venting" OP was the imposter
@hazybubblegum4 жыл бұрын
“Back In the day when sears wasn’t dying and sad” I had to pause the video to laugh so I wouldn’t miss anything. Also Cody is also a gender-neutral name that’s viewed as a boys name. And a name like Ashley use to be a boys name back in the day, but is now only commonly used in girls. That lady is dumber than snake mittens. And why would you pick a very used generic name and expect to not know someone else who has that name. Be more original instead of trying to “dibs” a name. I didn’t tell anyone what I was going to name my daughter before she was born because of people like this.
@TiffWaffles4 жыл бұрын
I have some cousins that come from Quebec and France and quite a few of them have a variation of names with Marie in it. For example: Jean-Marie, Jean-Francois Marie or Francois-Marie. One day one of my ex friends came over to have a play date and she said that all the boys in my family must be homosexual because they have a girls name somewhere in their full name. It insulted the French side of the family because they are very much Catholic... And are French. It isn't uncommon for a man who is French to have the name Marie attached to another name. As a matter of fact, from what one of my aunts said, I believe in France and Quebec, Marie could be used by both genders. It's actually really rare for the name Marie to be used on its own unless a person specifically says to call them that.
@hazybubblegum4 жыл бұрын
Tiffany Waller as a fellow French person I totally understand. My real name is a variation of Marie. And I would be offended too if I was you guys too.
@shaunalennon31444 жыл бұрын
My mom chose to name my sister Sarah back in 1986. It was the #1 name for girls that year. she went through school with there being at least 2 other Sarahs in her classes. In 1989, my year of birth, the top boys name was David.
@hazybubblegum4 жыл бұрын
Shauna Lennon I too was born in 1989 the time of the Ashley’s and Jessica’s lmao.
@madiz42284 жыл бұрын
My aunt's name is Ashley. They thought she was going to be a boy before she was born and they were going to name her after a character from Gone With the Wind. When she turned out to be a girl, they kept her name, but my great-grandmother was initially extremely upset with the decision since Ashley in the book is a boy, and Ashley was thought of as a boy's name.
@LunarmooneOFFICIAL4 жыл бұрын
"This generally wasn't an issue until it was." Yeah, basically 😂
@ryanfarrelly46473 жыл бұрын
7:15 Fun Fact: Ryan means something like respected or 'little king' in Irish,
@FirewormTheTiny2 жыл бұрын
Alright who named Ryan Toys Review him that because he seems to me like a brat
@alecjaydenalapag88152 жыл бұрын
Woah, guys! She's trying to buy my baby! She's the entire dang carnival!
@givemespines4 жыл бұрын
r/slash: If your name is Dylan, then you have to change it. Me: yOU heAr ThAT brO? CHaNge yOuR gODdAM nAMe!
@nasteehshariif73684 жыл бұрын
Anonymous Artist ok then I am changing it to Dylan Dylan
@Karen-kl7yc4 жыл бұрын
@@nasteehshariif7368 That's very rude as my cousins son is named Dylan
@C_asik_24 жыл бұрын
His name is Dabney Bailey
@mop32464 жыл бұрын
My brothers name is Dylan lmao
@spookycat2144 жыл бұрын
Woman: take out your hair color Girl: I wAnT tHaT hAiR old lady: *entitled grunts*
@tam09643 жыл бұрын
"Have the expensiest clothes" The last story has so many typos Its hilarious😂
@ConnerCrafts9003 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: I have a female cousin named Ryan. I love her, she's great.
@darknightmike10yearsago4 жыл бұрын
My parents were once offered money to give these random neighbors my brother. My parents said no thankfully. I wasn't even born when this happened, my brother just told me the story.
@Eviserix4 жыл бұрын
“You little bundle of sticks” -rslash, 2020
@mitchellseigier51553 жыл бұрын
On the second story when the EM was asking where he was moving, I got a ad that sounded like his voice talking about a RPG XD
@kaydakitty35663 жыл бұрын
“Mental gymnastics “ os my favorite term form illogical conclusions
@someperson9984 жыл бұрын
Just looking at everyone saying " I'm first" and watching this video at the same time
@termadaterkill92264 жыл бұрын
Well I'm 700th
@amiriki4 жыл бұрын
Joseph Norris was first.
@sylvihartman73344 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@cocinandoconfanny4 жыл бұрын
I'm first
@jotarokujo83974 жыл бұрын
@@cocinandoconfanny Not anymore blue shell tim3.
@bellascerpe9334 жыл бұрын
(This ended up being longer that I expected it to be sorry to anyone who reads) The story about the aunt trying to buy the baby sounds a lot like some countries in South America. I say this because the cultural aspects of wanting to appear more European is exactly how my dad described Peru to me. His dad was born in the mountains in Peru and when you looked at him there was no denying that he had native Andean ancestry. When his family moved to Lima it didn't matter that his family had mostly European ancestry because most of them looked native which, in my dad's words, held them back from opportunities to rise up in society (which is why my grandfather ultimately left Peru for good. He'd moved up as far as they'd let a "native" in the medical field, which wasn't very far). When he came back from medical school in America with a 100% Irish, red haired, pale as death wife his family *adored* her. My grandfather's social standing went up simply for having a wife who was white. When my dad and, a couple years later, my oldest uncle were born (both with blonde hair and light eyes, my uncle with fair skin) they were treated "as if they were the second coming of Christ", in my dad's own words. Their hair eventually darkened to black, but three out of my dad's four brothers were unarguably European so my grandfather's family saw that as a huge win. My dad and one of his younger brothers have a darker complexion, but compared to their father they were very light skinned so, again, a win for his family. About six years ago my family travelled down to Peru to visit my dad's family. My mom is blonde haired, blue eyed, and fair skinned. Both my sister and I are blonde, fair skinned, and my sister got my mom's blue eyes. Two of my half siblings from my dad's first marriage came too, my brother also very fair skinned, blue eyed, and with lighter hair. My dad's family down there doted over us, and not just because it was the first time we were meeting. My dad's aunts and cousins always found some way to bring up how beautiful the color of our hair was and how we needed to avoid tanning because our skin was "just right". I even overheard one of my dad's uncles congratulating him about my mom and even his first wife who was just as fair skinned as my mom. I was really confused because I was thirteen and had no idea about the societal pressure to look European, which lead to my dad explaining it all to me. They're all wonderful people and my dad's generation and onwards have all found great success in their lives now. None of them are like the aunt in the story (except for my great uncle's wife who blatantly told us not to marry Asians, black people, or natives and to stick to Europeans and the "right" Peruvians [she's calmed down a lot since then and even attended our cousin's wedding in Baltimore to a Chinese American woman a couple years ago, but it was *wild* ]). It's just interesting how these societal factors carry down from generation to generation.
@laurieannedell10634 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for sharing your family history. I found it truly very interesting.
@jay._.010104 жыл бұрын
You should make this a novel.
@Pater___3 жыл бұрын
Cannot stop listening to the way you said “yeah?” At 7:24
@wolfiez37733 жыл бұрын
Every single time R/Slash does the EM voice or a antagonist voice I want to cave someone's face in. 😂
@My_initials_are_O.G.cuz_I_am4 жыл бұрын
You reckon, the child that "popped in out of nowhere" was kidnapped?
@fyybbbb50124 жыл бұрын
I say she cheated lmao
@ksis17494 жыл бұрын
_Hmm..._ _I feel like the EM secretly likes the movie. I mean she kept watching instead of looking away..._
@nasteehshariif73684 жыл бұрын
( ˙-˙ )
@kateemma224 жыл бұрын
It is a great film
@shadowman73074 жыл бұрын
Maybe she was taking notes of all the "immoral" things that are displayed in the movie and then later she rallies all of her fellow Karens to try and get the movie banned.
@codeblackfanandthegooddoct70708 ай бұрын
Gotta love a parent who not only teaches their child how to be hateful POS but also exposes them to second hand smoke
@obi-wancornobi31243 жыл бұрын
Dude your Karen voice literally makes the video, it’s so good😂
@DogPerson6264 жыл бұрын
I feel like I would do what that baby name story parent would do, as in give my future kid a gender neutral name, not only cuz of the job thing, but also in case they end up identifying as a transgender yet still binary, or trans non-binary. It would save a lot of trouble on them finding a new name because their original name is specific to their original gender that they don’t identify with, you know?
@The_gay_cousin4 жыл бұрын
You good citizen, are an amazing human being. I am Trans Non-binary and I wish my parent were more accepting like you. Thank you for being so kind.
@SukiUsagiHime2 жыл бұрын
I thought of this exactly and named my baby something we could change one letter if they identified as male. Even if they identified as non binary the names are so neutral it'd be hard to pinpoint. When I was pregnant people would ask boy or girl and I'd say chaos.
@jborrego24062 жыл бұрын
How can u be trans an non binary u don’t believe in gender lol
@brain__dead__12 жыл бұрын
I'm not an expert but from what I've heard most Trans and NB people change their name because they associate their name with their old self. A gender-neutral name isn't gonna change that.
@kristyanrichtr89592 жыл бұрын
@@brain__dead__1 Not all trans folks though. I'm trans afab and just go with the male variotion of my name, as I like my name, but it's a female one, so... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯