For once I'm disappointed to see a video not sponsored by RAID...

@@KertaDrake Wrong RAID, but it'd still be more fitting than in most cases XD

Ye gods, that one blew right past me. Thanks for pointing it out

Ya, though a good story, it's also dumb. If food and livestock os all they needed, just buy what was bread to be livestock. Also, of their primarily herbivores, then buy all the beans we have. Like serously, we will throw it at them for just a little bit of advanced tech.

@@DiceWarwick To be fair, while this is a specific kind of dumb with it's insistence on babies rather then any old meat, all "aliens invade earth for resources" stories are dumb considering how much more plentiful and easy to extract they are in space.

@@FakeSchrodingersCat yep, and being a space faring race, they should have a way to grow their own. some sort of hydroponics bay, or cloning sector.

@@DiceWarwick i dont think so since they said they were similar to crickits and locust's and they also mentioned the way they keep their civilization working is by striping resources from others. just those two facters show that the species wasnt attuned to farming or hearding so they wound invest into it.

As the aliens said: It's there but just invisible. Trust me bro.

We would not even need to detect it through Gravity. Fact is we would be able to detect it through light occlusion. Simply through the fact that an asteroid of that size would occlude light from stars and the like it passes in front of. So we would not even need gravity sensors......

@muhname6052 yea there's no easy humans would fall for that so easily. The alien were warning is about it. Meaning they knew where it was and how to detect. So our very first response would have been "If we can't detect it but you apparently can, show it to us."

Also, we have instruments that can detect light frequencies outside the visible spectrum.

To save your children from a world-ending event, you would believe anything. They came to earth with superior tech and firepower, with the ability to just take our children from our dead hands if they pleased, but they took the diplomatic path. They answered all our questions with reason and understanding, not anger or threats. Makes sense they would have tricked most of the world. Also makes the ending more realistic. Next stop, the xeno home planet with more insecticide…

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A Pleasure , thank you for the permission

Good story man! Please write and submit more for narration.

Bravo!

What a twist! Loved it.

Thank you for the story!

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So very sus

If it's real, my money's on them being the reason it's coming!

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@@murphycunningham2465 "Can I interest you in some fine Egyptian mummies for those who enjoy human jerky but want that pleasant aged taste?"

70% would 30% would be screwed

@@jamesricker3997 I get the feeling some government would just pull out all the stops to steal a ship from them and say "Screw you all, we're off to colonize another world!"

What if his aliens are still not real? Besides he doesn't believe in aliens, they are demons. You cant just put a tin foil hat on everything. Makes you make stuff up. Stuff that isn’t even matching anything.

@@bobsterclause342 r/whoooosh

Xenoxide is just another way of spelling cleansing

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nothing wrong with that me thinks

Enderverse has the "little doctor".

Nightwind292 yeah, but idont know how many times it can hit something just hit

none. Once it hits something, that thing is GONE. If it hits, it's destroyed.

On the other hand... we actually DO have a real world tech VERY much like what you are asking for. Streams of a, b, or g particles (the radio active bits). Cancer treatments are sometimes done with machines that emit what amounts to a KNIFE made out of a stream of them. So, picture a laser, but instead of being made of light, it's made of "nuke" ... yha, humanity, we made those. just not very useful.

Look up “project Excalibur”.

"better than that give human spaceships?" Er... you do realize that humans are a very, very aggressive species as a whole, yes? It just takes 1 nutjob to "get a sacred revelation" and suddenly, there are large manned murder missiles flying around.

@@jorgecarreras4214 then don't be an idiot and give it to someone who can pass a psyche evaluation. Preferably some astronauts or a science team. Sure humanity as a whole isn't the kindest bunch but I dont think your giving us enough credit. We have been to space already imagine what would happen if a similar team that sent us to the moon could do that but with a advanced ship. But don't you think if it was that easy for people to pilot ships then there would be a lot more pearl harbors and nine elevens. Not to mention the countermeasures that have been made since then.

"If what you need is a bite to eat, why not consider purchasing breeding stock?" Rule #10, if memory serves, of why invading a planet with an existing sapient species is a bad idea.

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Um… he doesn’t believe in aliens. You know that right? It isn’t Biblical. But, he does believe they are entities lying about these things. Guess what there called? One guess.

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I’d imagine those children were put somewhere away from the main air ventilation system. Kids get kinda ripe…

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