The veteran husband is the ONE person we always hope to see in these stories. And I'm so glad we did see it today xD
@422181027424 жыл бұрын
Honestly these stories get me so riled up when the OP and everyone involved is so freaking passive. It felt so good to hear one where someone blew up tbh 😂
@legitsting47744 жыл бұрын
I wish I could have two fathers lmao
@moonprincess5004 жыл бұрын
So refreshing
@AJDaniels52984 жыл бұрын
He reminds me of a friend of mine, Grant, and his wife, Molly. Grant is a 6'8" MOUNTAIN and Molly is a 4'7" tiny faerie. He protects her like a bulldog and he's got that old soldier switch, too.
@azshadow324 жыл бұрын
My dad served 22 years in the air force, did 3 tours in Vietnam and left a MSGT. He mellowed as he got back to civilian life but there were a few triggers for him and the biggest was me his only daughter. He would flip if anyone was hurting me and always stand up for me. I am now the person sent in if my husband cannot resolve a situation. I miss my dad, he passed due to agent orange exposure side effects, but I am thankful he left me with the ability to stand up for myself and my family.
@dracko1584 жыл бұрын
OP's Husband: *Berates her loudly* Karen: "Haha, I'm in danger."
@jamesnorman91604 жыл бұрын
Karen: I may have made a mistake...
@Karen-kl7yc4 жыл бұрын
That man was really rude customer is always right
@wakilhamidi33774 жыл бұрын
Karen I thought you were serious until I saw your username
@TheRaven_2004 жыл бұрын
Karen God damn it Karen, you’re always embarrassing me everywhere we go.
@P3bbl34 жыл бұрын
I only know that joke because I'm addicted to Tik Tok
@ellieplays24813 жыл бұрын
I can just imagine the PURE TERROR on that lady's face when the man boomed like a volcano at the grunt. Then how he politely apologized to the old lady like Nothing happend.
@tcrpgfan2 жыл бұрын
I actually think the nice Old Lady probably thought OP bagged a good husband as he went full on ballistic while protecting her.
@azisles022 жыл бұрын
I don't know why stores had people like that be the one to enforce the rule at the doors. This is exactly why it was a bad idea.
@rehobalint11004 жыл бұрын
"When did we forget that this is America?" I'm not from the US but after hearing this sentence my dog turned into a bald eagle and there's a pile of empty bud light cans next to me. sᴇɴᴅ ʜᴇʟᴘ...
@islandprincess7144 жыл бұрын
rehobalint I think he died...... ...
@Ash_Lawless3 жыл бұрын
its so funny how americans are all sucking themselves off over bald eagles. you know where has MORE bald eagles? Canada. Specfically Nova Scotia, they are fairly rare in the states, i see them DAILY in Canada LMAO
@deadmonsterhead45073 жыл бұрын
@@Ash_Lawless I lived in america my whole life and I never get why bald eagles stand for america. It is because they look pretty or something?
@Anagh17013 жыл бұрын
Call Putin, maybe he can help
@antonyduhamel11663 жыл бұрын
@@deadmonsterhead4507 It was chosen as their national animal. I suspect because Americans consider the Bald Eagle to be 'prestigious, regal, dignified and civilized.' And they want to consider themselves all those things as well. Comparatively, Canada's national animal is the Loon. Very appropriate, considering that Loons are quiet, pleasant and very friendly if you're calm around them. But make them mad and they'll go after you like soldiers storming a hill. Very Canadian like. (They're also the reason our $1 coin is commonly referred to as a "Loonie.")
@ilostmyoreo1164 жыл бұрын
rSlash: reads post OP: so i recor- rSlash: $1000, TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT.
@theabomination58944 жыл бұрын
Person: The recor- Rslash: $1000 here you go!!! Person: I was gunna say the recorder I have is cheap if you wanted it, but yeah sure $1000 will definitely do.
@user-vp7hh2nt6p4 жыл бұрын
No it’s I’ll take your entire stock
@peak.sidehustles4 жыл бұрын
The Abomination lol
@Karen-kl7yc4 жыл бұрын
That's a rip off
@ilostmyoreo1164 жыл бұрын
Karen i want to ask for your manager
@EndellionQT4 жыл бұрын
Anyone: "I take out my phone and start recording." rSlash: "I'm gonna need that."
@yumeko32464 жыл бұрын
Monica?
@Karen-kl7yc4 жыл бұрын
Rude
@derbomber12394 жыл бұрын
@@Karen-kl7yc Hey Hey! Karen
@likes.of_oldcrows4 жыл бұрын
@@Karen-kl7yc lol
@hypercactus64894 жыл бұрын
R/slash: I WILL PAY
@evwarne68943 жыл бұрын
"Realizing the only person she was yelling at was my fish, who im sure wasn't in the mood to serve her anything after that" Lol
@krazycats56411 ай бұрын
Poor fish
@itsisabel4204 жыл бұрын
" Fine, if you don't care I'll find someone who *does!* " Gonna be searching for a while there, Karen...
@m2pt54 жыл бұрын
Why does hardly anyone respond to "I'm gonna call the cops" with "please, do," when the one threatening is clearly at fault and stupid?
@bleachfanbk4 жыл бұрын
My mom actually did that, she's a vet and a ahole was being rude to our employees and our customers mom told him to pay and leave and he said " I'm calling the cops" my mom response was "please do" . Ps he got arrested
@dmf13014 жыл бұрын
I guess they don’t want to wait around for hours! Unless the cops happen to be free or nearby, it might take a while to respond to a complaint from a stupid Karen in a grocery store.
@chameon3784 жыл бұрын
The cops validity and accuracy rating does not inspire universal confidence, and given average response times, most individuals would not enjoy the wait with the 9 hour minimum of the day Americans usually have consumed by their corporate requirements.
@sam_44814 жыл бұрын
bc chances are, no matter how ridiculous the Karen is, the police will believe her, and might harm the person in the right, because cops are bastards
@DopeioThePhoneBoi4 жыл бұрын
Bc not everyone has the privilege to not be seen as guilty the moment pigs arrive on scene.
@chinesepoohsheesh82004 жыл бұрын
Karen: *I am inevitable* Manager: *And I am the manager*
@ikmwrime29sorryaira604 жыл бұрын
CEO:And I am the CEO
@St.Louis_missouri4 жыл бұрын
* avengers theme starts playing *
@OfCourseIMight4 жыл бұрын
I used the managers to destroy the managers.
@Karen-kl7yc4 жыл бұрын
STOP USING MY NAME. Im really nice 😊 and my children are the best. SO STOP USING MY NAME LITTLE BRAT
@jackieebanks68244 жыл бұрын
Wow I just found a Karen in the wild rare
@artemisorwhatever98284 жыл бұрын
Karen after grabbing op: "Why do I hear boss music?"
@Kuro-hv5bm3 жыл бұрын
Cello and violin music slowly builds up in sound and complexity as a harmony of gruff voices slowly start singing in ancient Greek
@chaosreaver35973 жыл бұрын
It wasn't boss music, it was the soundtrack from Doom Eternal.
@ephiroszenheim56473 жыл бұрын
@@chaosreaver3597 bfg division
@andydbr29694 жыл бұрын
War veteran:Screams at karen Me: He is the chosen one
@hgtdend46724 жыл бұрын
Let me catch a karen breaks into my house and screams don't touch me I won't but my baseball bat will
@dickysatria72684 жыл бұрын
If you dont have baseball bat, use frying pan
@taxevasion03364 жыл бұрын
Why get that close when in tHe uNiTEd sTateS oF meRicA you can just shoot them
@DaBearsInChicago4 жыл бұрын
No no no no. Don’t shoot them... NUKE tHEM!
@AceofSpades8204 жыл бұрын
@@DaBearsInChicago but that'll destroy our home
@Asutoro4 жыл бұрын
**Tasty M429 SAW noises**
@LOKJAV4 жыл бұрын
rSlash whenever someone has a recording of entitled person: Hippity hoppity, I want it to be my property
@Poke-Chann4 жыл бұрын
He said he’s already posted some but I’ve never seen any, has anyone else?
@Qibli1544 жыл бұрын
He has posted very funny audio but i don’t remember fully video
@instagramdemon_on_the_mic49524 жыл бұрын
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@carktheshark4 жыл бұрын
@@Poke-Chann maybe on his patreon?
@user-js5qu7kt3t4 жыл бұрын
It's at the end kzfaq.info/get/bejne/bc6gm7GcnpaUgmw.html
@ABrokenJac3 жыл бұрын
"I don't want to be forced to wear anything" My good sir, have you heard of public indecency?
@PurpleWind64 Жыл бұрын
Somethin' tells me presentin' his mug alone would be public indecency.
@matthewwarren7879 Жыл бұрын
Yeah wearing clothes to cover your smelly vag is the same as being required to wear something on your face. Im embarrassed to even share a country with you.
@emilyann11143 жыл бұрын
“YOU NEED TO LET US IN OUR I AM CALLING THE COPS.” *leans close* “Do it. I *dare* you.”
@roywempor83953 жыл бұрын
Imagine she does and his phone rings
@michellerussell54584 жыл бұрын
That French lady has thee best hubby. My heart would flutter everytime. And then the code switch back to the helpful hand with the elderly woman. My face = 😍
@naparoid55074 жыл бұрын
Op: "Has an incident recorded" R/Slash: In terms of money, I have money
@zachwatson28243 жыл бұрын
I'd love to see these videos
@bostonrailfan24272 жыл бұрын
he’s pathetically desperate for videos, he needs them for clickbait
@Screaming_into_the_Void3 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love the vet husband! He definitely deserves husband of the year and the title "defeater of Karens"!
@CabooseTheMousse4 жыл бұрын
The veteran said it best. What part of “I do not work here” is so hard to understand?
@scottbecker43674 жыл бұрын
"I won't be forced to wear anything I don't want to." *Gets handcuffed*
@HabrenOdinsdottir4 жыл бұрын
And you shouldn't have to. No government should be able to dictate what people wear. How about if all women had to wear hijabs? Would that be okay too?
@koda62144 жыл бұрын
Sabrina Ehredt not wearing hijabs doesn’t risk health. Not wearing a mask does. Wake up.
@bachri77214 жыл бұрын
@@koda6214 www.acpjournals.org/doi/10.7326/M20-1342 Masks have no effect on health.
@HabrenOdinsdottir4 жыл бұрын
@@koda6214 How does not wearing a mask risk health? There is no disease. You need to wake up. You are a BRAINWASHED MOOK.
@genera10134 жыл бұрын
@@HabrenOdinsdottir Please explain then how people have died from a disease that doesn't exist.
@hailstormvicebreaker26274 жыл бұрын
The title just makes me think "The Karen's, they're evolving!"
@jamesonweimann47204 жыл бұрын
Quick to the gun cabinets we must stop the Karen’s
@Wargod56324 жыл бұрын
Nah evolution implies they are getting smarter and adapting to their surroundings I wouldn't give a Karen that much credit devolving maby neanderkaren
@demonfoxfilms35704 жыл бұрын
@@jamesonweimann4720 I do not have a gun cabinet. Are knives acceptable?
@joka890able4 жыл бұрын
@@demonfoxfilms3570 Knives seem acceptable.
@TaitNewbold4 жыл бұрын
@@reddhoodie was looking for that 😂
@Momo-su6xz4 жыл бұрын
I work at customer service for the fraud prevention department and boy oh boy, the amount of calls from entitled rude customers I got everyday 🙄
@shellymills81054 жыл бұрын
The person with the apartment missed an opportunity. “I think youuuu should go talk to the owners for me” “Sure! Hey owners, this nut job followed me into my apartment yelling after I told her I don’t work at your restaurant and that this is my home dwelling. Because of her inconvenience she’s asked me to talk to you. Can we have her removed from the premises? Thanks!!!”
@LadyOMyth4 жыл бұрын
The military husband is basically shouting whatever I shout when I listen to you read this sub-reddit. Man, I love America!
@Karen-kl7yc4 жыл бұрын
He was really rude
@jadeoreo4 жыл бұрын
@@Karen-kl7yc ok karen
@Ivellios234 жыл бұрын
@@Karen-kl7yc Yeah, and assaulting someone, and demanding said someone, let alone, a non-employee to work for you unpaid isn't rude? Because defending yourself or a loved one from assault must be responded to in the meekest way possible when they've already made it clear, there simply isn't a damned thing you can say to convince them of reality, just simple obedience to their demands and delusion?
@nfc67934 жыл бұрын
@@Ivellios23 lmao its literally a joke account
@quinnw9194 жыл бұрын
Besides the crazies, America is great.
@aaronbranham22114 жыл бұрын
"His voice was loud and frightening" that is called the drill sergeant voice I know it will.
@jld12er304 жыл бұрын
same here but for me it was the sergent nightstalker voice i had the same voice after my 2nd tour in iraq and i got my black shirt
@confusedingeneral60734 жыл бұрын
Ah, a man of the service!
@salenebrom64763 жыл бұрын
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
@lilalienangel3 жыл бұрын
It's in families too. We call it the command voice.
@stuartrobertkennedy86083 жыл бұрын
Love the Change of Heart pic!
@thunderflare593 жыл бұрын
"She looked at me like I was speaking a foreign language." Logic and common sense are foreign to Karens.
@CourierSixMojaveExpress4 жыл бұрын
"The world deserves to see it" probably the funniest thing you've said 😂😂
@The_Nightsong4 жыл бұрын
OMG, that former soldier screaming at Karen in the store made me laugh SOOOOOOOOO HAAAAAAARD!!!!!!!
@Asutoro4 жыл бұрын
*One of the only two proper ways to deal with them*
@Reiver-934 жыл бұрын
@@Asutoro the other being?
@theairaccumulator71444 жыл бұрын
@@Reiver-93 gun
@prisssapero60763 жыл бұрын
IT WAS SATISFYING!!!! HAHAHAHAHA
@cyanideytcuriousseadoggo2 жыл бұрын
@@Asutoro way number 3: Insult them so hard that it they consider unaliving themselves
@crystalrelic_art4 жыл бұрын
The intense blow out from the French OP's story sounds exactly like how my own boyfriend would react to anyone, let alone an entitled Karen, touching me in any shape or form. Super glad she has someone like him to protect her from crazies.
@NicholeParker4 жыл бұрын
For me I know I’d be the one to lose it. My boyfriend is cool and collected ... this is a gift I do not possess and honestly working retail makes my fuse shorter every day
@StormEyes19914 жыл бұрын
So that's how you deal with them... Time to practice my drill sergeant voice. Not sure it's as effective as a male doing it but if it helps to deal with Karens in the wild I'll perfect it.
@zachwatson28243 жыл бұрын
I'm that way with my best friend (her name is Loretta) and I didn't any intention to let someone pull some bullshit on her because I'd always find out and will make sure that person knows what to expect if they try it again
@canadianwaffenwaffle29764 жыл бұрын
Karen breaks into my house: I WANT TO TALK TO YOUR MANAGER!! Me: *points towards my fatass cat Karen: I NEED U TO FIRE THAT EMPLOYEEEEEeEeEeEeEEEEeEEEE REeEeEEEEEEEEEEeEEEeEeEeEEeeeE! Fat cat: meow
@fairladykd67344 жыл бұрын
Yep, My cats own me too lol & they would prob. fire me and laugh about it!
@user-ef8ep5di3t3 жыл бұрын
Lmao that my cat too xD
@FluffedFeather3 жыл бұрын
Your cat established and fixed that situation faster than cops
@roywempor83953 жыл бұрын
The cat: GET THE MEOW OF OF MY HOUSE YOU NYDIOT
@happysentences97213 жыл бұрын
@@roywempor8395 ehhhh, effort award-
@jacobwiren81424 жыл бұрын
"I have an anger issue, so I watched quietly..." That is literally the definition of NOT HAVING an anger issue...
@chaincat333 жыл бұрын
They probably meant it as, if they went off, they would have went way disproportionately off. So they had to actively stay calm instead of getting on the recieving end of an assault charge
@TorIverWilhelmsen4 жыл бұрын
"Your contract with my neighbor does not give me any duty to help you. The police? Yes, I will gladly call them to tell them of your trespassing."
@kumaahito39273 жыл бұрын
Add an attempted break-in too.
@Nathan_Talisien4 жыл бұрын
I've had many "I don't work here" moments over the years... My normal attire is slacks in either black or tan, paired with a three-button polo shirt in a single color; add to that short, neatly trimmed hair and a beard, both liberally sprinkled with gray. I look like middle management at every chain store in the history of ever, and I know it. These instances have been, without exception, short and not unpleasant. Until last week, that is. I was doing grocery shopping and a woman stopped me- by grabbing the collar of my shirt from behind. Woman: "Where the HELL are your damned oven bags?" Me: "I'm not 100% sure, but probably in the aisle that has the word 'bags' on the sign in five inch letters," I told her, pointing. Woman: "If that's how you talk to customers it's no wonder you have such lousy employees, you should set an example." Me: "I don't wor-" Woman: "And another thing, why aren't the restrooms open? I know all about Corona, you can't get it from toilets! You should open the restrooms!" Me, getting louder from irritation: "HEY! I don't-" Woman: "Don't interrupt me! You need to learn some manners! This is NOT how you treat people!" At this point an actual employee heard the ruckus and came over. I've never gotten his name, but I see him every time I shop there. He's always polite and cheerful, with a very easy-going manner; you'd have to be a real prick to NOT like him. Employee: "Ma'am, can I help you with- " Woman, looking even more offended: "Eww! No! Go away! I don't nmtake help from BROWN people!" The employee and I shared a long look, neither of us could believe she'd said that. I could see he was seriously offended, but I also knew if he said what he obviously wanted to he'd lose his job. I decided it was time to do my good deed for the day. I have a talent for being annoying- have since birth. Mostly it's via pranks, puns, and thoroughly tasteless and inappropriate jokes. However, there's also The Noise. I save it for special occasions because it straight ravages my throat. It's a high, sharp shriek made on a long inhalation. My wife says it sounds like a velociraptor having his balls stepped on. Think Jim Carrey making that noise from 'Dumb and Dumber', but cranked up to 11. This... woman... got it full in the face for as long as I could hold it (18 seconds or so, I was counting), from a distance of about four inches. I drew a crowd from several nearby aisles. The noise stops when my lungs are too full to inhale more, which gave me plenty of wind to unload on her. Me: "Listen here, you racist trash! *I DON'T WORK HERE! NEVER HAVE! GO AWAY!* " Woman: "Well I have never-" Me: "Probably never will, either! Who'd want to, with attitudes like yours?" Her face went a deep red. I don't know if it was embarrassment or rage, because she was cut off by a sweet little old lady pushing her cart around us. The old lady reached out to pat her arm. Old Lady: "Life's hard for everybody these days... No need to be a bitch about it, dear." Myself and a bunch of people watching burst out in laughter. The woman grabbed her purse out of her cart and bolted, leaving a full load of groceries sitting in the aisle. The employee told me it was worth having to put it all back just to see her get put in her place, because she was a regular customer and ALWAYS acted like that. Hearing that made it worthwhile, even if I did have a raw throat for two days.
@KhaoticVakr4 жыл бұрын
Please teach me how to make that noise!
@Nunshle_Uvmee4 жыл бұрын
The way you described "The Noise" sounds like what some people refer to as REEEEEEEEEEE XD
@Nathan_Talisien4 жыл бұрын
@@KhaoticVakr I'll try, but I'm not a great teacher, lol. It's not a hard noise to make, but it IS hard on the throat. What you're doing is inhaling; you need to try to bring the air high into the back of your throat. Try making an "h" noise, like when you blow on your hands to warm them up but in reverse. Next, sharply raise the pitch to an "a" sort of sound; it's like trying to imitate a high-pitch child's voice. Make it as loud as you can; then, while at max volume, inhale as hard as you can- then more forceful the inhale, the louder it will get. Have a warm, soothing drink handy when you're practicing; when you're doing it anything close to right it's going to hurt, and probably end in a coughing fit.
@Nathan_Talisien4 жыл бұрын
@@Nunshle_Uvmee Kinda, but more high-pitch and less pleasant, lol.
@ilovefunnyamv2nd4 жыл бұрын
I've never done that, but the number of times I followed someone until they turn around "oh sorry". Can we agree to not wear blue polos in Walmart and red polos in target?
@patrickshields69544 жыл бұрын
"I recorded it." Rslash "I'll buy it." Take a shot.
@wojtekpolska10134 жыл бұрын
if i was the house-renter's neighbour i would call the police immiedetely after she started screaming and said "i just saw a man and a woman trying to break into my neighbor's house, and now they are screaming at me on my own propety treatening me to help them"
@ksis17494 жыл бұрын
Perfect moment to say *”I AM THE MANAGER”*
@theartmelon12414 жыл бұрын
Yes
@snowyfox13274 жыл бұрын
i am the manager
@user-wr9ex8ip6v4 жыл бұрын
Nah, I'm the CEO
@InsertUser99784 жыл бұрын
Karen:I want the owner!
@ThirteenAmp4 жыл бұрын
I seen a cop do that once and they then changed it to "I wanna talk to someone above you" He calmly responded "there is no one above me"
@fridgecak-e4 жыл бұрын
Karen bothering her wife OP: “I was still angry that she pushed me out of the way😒”
@quicksilverlacey4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@alphadron40734 жыл бұрын
Yes, and he's in the right to be more angry about being PHYSICALLY PUSHED than he is about his wife being verbally bothered. Laying hands on people, quarantine or not, is inconceivably rude.
@writingrobin64364 жыл бұрын
*Her - the couple were both women
@neovarahyvenfell29794 жыл бұрын
quicksilver b She said in the story it was a couple of years ago, so it wasn’t during quarantine.
@alphadron40734 жыл бұрын
@@writingrobin6436 Must've missed that part somehow. Her, then.
@kaitlynncowper39163 жыл бұрын
7:16 OP should've just kissed her wife right in front of the ES to piss her off more 😂
@fastertrackcreative2 жыл бұрын
"At this point she's reached the top of the stairs and is now looking around the room, realising the only person she was yelling to was my fish..." Made me laugh 😆 "You need to let me in or I'm calling the police" arrested for not breaking into your neighbour's house? *scratching head* she's a nutcase.
@RETRO-DEV4 жыл бұрын
why do i always get here so fast.. like i refresh KZfaq at the exact right time every day somehow
@adelheidbreidvik4 жыл бұрын
You’re psychic
@simplysim13464 жыл бұрын
I've seen you before...
@justsomepandawithinternet4 жыл бұрын
Cuz u fbi
@tlgotrh80544 жыл бұрын
Where is Area 51 mr fbi?
@emperorfaiz4 жыл бұрын
@@tlgotrh8054 That's CIA job not FBI.
@BDM2764 жыл бұрын
I also had an "I don't work here" encounter. I was waiting at the shop to get my car back and someone asked a question. I politely told her I didn't work there and told her the people inside could probably help her. She apologised for the mistake, I said it wasn't an issue and we wished each other a nice day.
@arcturus03794 жыл бұрын
I wish it were always that simple Lmao
@alexhenshaw78634 жыл бұрын
We need more veteran husbands putting these Karens in their place the right way! Love that story bro!
@CadenceWallace3 жыл бұрын
French Lady’s Husband is the GOAT
@DaneDeals4 жыл бұрын
No one: No One Ever: Karen: “IM GOING TO CHURCH AND TELLING GOD ON YOU. HE IS EVERYONES MANAGER!” God: “Mother Earth is literally Human Resources sooooooo”
@kwusty77004 жыл бұрын
Oh shiiiii-
@yohann72364 жыл бұрын
It was at this moment that he knew. He done goof
@pitzo55554 жыл бұрын
dumb Karen: Puts hand on Army veteran's wife army veteran: so you have chosen death
@barauder4 жыл бұрын
@@yohann7236 BRUH.
@dkmaechen35734 жыл бұрын
God: Let me introduce you to my friend Covid 19.
@y.r._4 жыл бұрын
9:16 FINALLY a story about how I would react to a Karen. I absolutely hate all those storys about "I am shy, i am no good at confrontation, I just wanted to go, I felt uncomfortable la-dee-da". THIS is what I like. The drill sergeant gets every entitled person.
@SuperDude91474 жыл бұрын
With the lady that barged into the apartment...he should have followed her in, locked and deadbolted the door in a super creepy way, and then with his back still to her and the hand on the deadbolt, just loud enough for her to hear, as she realizes that she's in his house, and the fish doesn't want to serve her anymore, say, "YOU are the one serving me now."
@merriquelynn8662 жыл бұрын
I’m picturing the fish with a mouth full of human teeth being the one to tell her that she serves him now.
@theviewfromthesummit4 жыл бұрын
You know there is something wrong with me when rslash posted at nearly 6am and I haven't slept yet.
@mintypassion4674 жыл бұрын
Sara Bales yeah... me too
@mj17224 жыл бұрын
Hahaha same
@theviewfromthesummit4 жыл бұрын
Woah 30 minutes just passed in two minutes. Im so out of touch with reality. I need sleep.
@heliosspecialistarrogant70314 жыл бұрын
As a great men say "please go the fuck to sleep".
@MalachioftheForest4 жыл бұрын
"Its unconstitutional!" Oh really? Where exactly does the constitution list "you don't gotta wear masks" as one of our inalienable rights?
@grimmseti4 жыл бұрын
He thinks he has a constitutional right to violate the rules of private property and he thinks he has the right to trespass. He has neither.
@jadavison4 жыл бұрын
While decency laws have been upheld forced covering even during a pandemic has not. There limited powers in both TIME and SCOPE governors and local government have. Even private businesses have limits that they can require. The longer this goes the more problematic it is. Problematic as in unconstitutional.
@TorIverWilhelmsen4 жыл бұрын
@@jadavison No, businesses have a right to deny you access for any reason except race, gender etc. You have no rights to their property. And maybe leave the "it's unconstitutional" decision to the courts - if anyone actually challenges these laws other than writing about it on social media.
@Latchkeyclown4 жыл бұрын
Amendment 1st, 2nd, and 5th to be specific but he is shopping at a corporation which I'm sure is private so in private property he can either obey private property rules or go away.
@AmEv7fam4 жыл бұрын
It's sad how many people don't realise that "open to the public" and "public property" are two legally different definitions.
@cameronward94432 жыл бұрын
In my experience when people mistake you for working somewhere, when they find out they were incorrect, they usually double down out of embarrasment. It's happened to me numerous times that people will get angry at the fact that you don't work there, like somehow it's your fault.
@peanutcruncher13494 жыл бұрын
*karen breaks into apartment* "DON'T TOUCH ME!"
@Bladewalker14 жыл бұрын
The EW who got in between the couple to ask where a certain brand of dog shampoo was. When she got rude, either one of the couple could of response to her could, "soooo, you like that brand of dog shampoo. It makes your hair looks nice and shinny."
@Richard_Nickerson4 жыл бұрын
12:12 Yeah, assaulting and berating someone, calling them a liar, and then breaking and entering into their home... that's definitely how you get them on your side...
@Casey56933 жыл бұрын
No, French Fry OP! We love hearing you gush about your husband! It's so sweet!
@jostopholees4 жыл бұрын
I’d love to know where the first story took place, as I’m not aware of any actual law forcing people to wear masks and any that do exist would be, in fact, unconstitutional. That said, private property, their policy, they can restrict entry for almost any reason they want
@ilovefunnyamv2nd4 жыл бұрын
The laws are all over the place, not at federal level, at state levels. Executive Orders and Directives. here's mine in Michigan if you like digging www.michigan.gov/coronavirus/0,9753,7-406-98178_98455-521682--,00.html
@simplysim13464 жыл бұрын
Rslash: Uses same thumbnail from before** Me: *Surprised Pikachu face*
@Richard_Nickerson4 жыл бұрын
2:30 You're on the store security cameras already. You're in public, you've given up that right to privacy.
@novaglmv4 жыл бұрын
You are giving concent by being on owned property, aka the store property sooo
@maiafotheringill36403 жыл бұрын
When you raised your voice to do the angry husband, the sudden voice change almost made me spit out my drink, I laughed about after, thank you for making these video, I always enjoy
@andrewvelonis59404 жыл бұрын
This is one of the wildest collections of theses stories that I have heard. Also: I can understand mistaking someone for an employee under some circumstances, but when someone says "I don't work here" it makes zero sense not to believe them
@loganmartin594 жыл бұрын
In the first story when I was told that I was required to wear a mask in the store, I would have calmly walked away. Just because you believe something is right or wrong doesn't mean you have to make a scene in public.
@JPOC2264 жыл бұрын
Love how the biker guy is talking about the Constitution... and how he has right to privacy... NOT in public... thats called FREEDOM OF THE PRESS its in the constitution
@bachri77214 жыл бұрын
Doesn't apply on private property.
@JPOC2264 жыл бұрын
@@bachri7721 if its open to the public it does.
@DopeioThePhoneBoi4 жыл бұрын
@@bachri7721 A store usually isn't private property.
@michaelpiemonte56633 жыл бұрын
Some states have a party consent law and he is right about the mask law though the state can't force you to do something like wear a mask only private businesses can say no mask no service
@Marnukei3 жыл бұрын
Footage of Karen: “ exists” rSlash: I WILL TAKE IT NO MATTER WHAT!
@olymolly36374 жыл бұрын
Biker guy: Doesn't wear a helmet, face mask or anything life-saving as he frolics around town like he owns it. Law: Wear helmet, mask to save yourself from possible fatality! Biker guy: No I don't. It's ok. Death: I'm waiting for you, just counting the days here.
@Orangenkraft4 жыл бұрын
"I have a right to shop in a public business" Do public businesses even exist?
@UnprofessionalProfessor4 жыл бұрын
Depends...does it recieve government funding?
@conorprice65274 жыл бұрын
In Canada they do
@ilovefunnyamv2nd4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, they're..... I forget the name, the stores on base. But I think its only for active military and family, because you know, on base
@UnprofessionalProfessor4 жыл бұрын
@@ilovefunnyamv2nd On Parris Island, they called it "The Exchange,"
@Trevin_Taylor3 жыл бұрын
Yes. It’s public business vs private business (club). But open to the public doesn’t mean the public doesn’t have to follow rules. No shoes, no shirt, etc.
@BlasianBobbi2154 жыл бұрын
You know, that “biker” should see aftermaths Of bike accidents involving people that refuse to wear helmets.
@alearnedman4 жыл бұрын
I mean, it's not like they're designed to protect areas that aren't the head.
@notsolidtree66974 жыл бұрын
When he did the voice of the vet I could feel the emotions from the words
@prisssapero60763 жыл бұрын
That former soldier screaming at a Karen IS EFFIN' SATISFACTION HAHAHAHAHAH MAN!!!
@colin54844 жыл бұрын
rSlash: **posts at 8:47 a.m.** 9:00 a.m.: am I a joke to you?
@cade-music4 жыл бұрын
sorry, but it was 2:47 PM. idiot
@zaidkara95794 жыл бұрын
For me it uploaded at 2:02
@JadeDoesVideos4 жыл бұрын
@@cade-music you are joking right
@JadeDoesVideos4 жыл бұрын
@@cade-music sorry but, timezones. Idiot
@colin54844 жыл бұрын
I’m eastern time
@Culvey4 жыл бұрын
Overall Moral of these stories... when a Karen is being a Karen, be assertive not passive. They assume everyone will bow down to them, but when you put them in their place and confront them they USUALLY back down and realize they have no power with you. "And under our state law" no... its "state mandates" or "state guidelines"... none of the mask guidelines or mandates have been voted into law. The officer recited the mandate, not the law. Also the one about the lady entering OP's apartment... yeah that b*** would have been physically thrown out my door. She is clearly aggressive and hysterical, and the owner (or renter) has the right to defend their home.
@alearnedman4 жыл бұрын
Couple things. That particular story was a bit circumstantial since the Karen was basically physically assaulting the man's wife. For most of us the majority of Karens we are exposed to more fall into the category of jist feeling entitled enough to be demanding and very rude, and escalation on our parts even just to the point of yelling like he did can easily backfire, particularly since the majority of Karens tend to be white women and if you happen to be like myself (a dark skinned man) that can easily lead to much more trouble coming your way. While you aren't incorrect about the law vs. mandate distinction, it's largely semantics for the practical situation. The business still pretty much has to follow the mandate, and is well within it's rights to not serve someone for choosing to disregard it. Also, pretty sure the speed at which the trespasser both barged in and out of the apartment coupled with the fact that the person who lived there was dealing with a likely breakable plate she had promised to return makes it unlikely physically throwing her out ever was an option, in those specific circumstances anyway, though of course it's true she would have been fully within her rights to do so.
@jonlee22174 ай бұрын
When I read old stories of people refusing to wear masks or socially distance, I often wonder if they survived the pandemic.
@2soobin4 жыл бұрын
LOL THE PROTECTIVE HUSBAND IT WSS SO FUNNY AND ADORABLE TO ME!
@obsidironpumicia40744 жыл бұрын
16:12 Tbh, I would've just been like "...Yes, I'll take your luggage." As soon as they're out of sight, drive to nearest forest. Yeet luggage into nearest conspicuous amount of foliage. They ask for the luggage, play dumb. They call the police, explain that nobody would _give you their personal belongings after trespassing on their property, along with their neighbour's. Nobody in their right mind, anyway._
@LilSenwolf4 жыл бұрын
2 things on the first story 1. You have no expectation of privacy in publicly accessible areas. So anyone can film you. 2. The store is public access but its privately owned so they are definitely allowed to say if you aren't wearing a mask or you can't come in even if it wasn't legally required.
@Zaiiuvi3 жыл бұрын
That husband who was very protective, he is a true keeper. If I was a woman I would find a man like that and never let him go.. She is a very lucky woman and he is a very lucky man to be able to get a nice non gold digging wife. Great story, amazing voice, and phenomenal "I dont work here lady." Moment.
@ShindoKagiri3 жыл бұрын
Karen: *breaks into your home* Me: *tries to get her out* Karen: "DoN't ToUcH mE!"
@thecatarmy34854 жыл бұрын
This is one of the last vids I watch before I don’t have WiFi once I move, thank you
@barauder4 жыл бұрын
Legit no one: Karen: breaks into house and expects a manager Me:😂😂😂😂😂
@Tao73113 жыл бұрын
Everytime someone says something like "breaking into ____ home" all I can think about is the Kool-Aid man busting through a living room wall yelling "OH YEAHHHH"
@t.h.51804 жыл бұрын
I've been binging your videos for God knows how long at this point, and I've noticed that you owe an awful lot of money if you got your hands on all the videos you were told existed :')
@shadowman73074 жыл бұрын
That first guy is pretty much a perfect example of "MUH FREEDOM AND LIBERTY!" Also that war vet deserves a medal.
@ShadSpark4 жыл бұрын
He probably has at least one
@davismcdonald68504 жыл бұрын
Had I been in bed and had she entered my home she would have been going to the hospital
@phlushphish7934 жыл бұрын
or the morgue.
@davismcdonald68504 жыл бұрын
@@phlushphish793 that was honestly implied. I was just saying that in a way that wouldn't be flagged by KZfaq
@phlushphish7934 жыл бұрын
@@davismcdonald6850 My dad was a boxer. As a joke, he'd hold up his left fist in your face and say, "This is 6 months in the hospital." Then he'd hold up his right and say, "This is sudden death!"
@BartEmbregts3 жыл бұрын
I also usually have to stand security guard at a local shop. Always LOVE it when people try to start a argument. They usually forget that i am the one that lets them in. If i say no your not coming in. Always fun.
@WindrunnerB43 жыл бұрын
Op should have tried to sue the Karen for trespassing.
@iamdb19904 жыл бұрын
"never seen an American Karen"? aren't all Karens American by default? lol
@jamesonweimann47204 жыл бұрын
No they are everywhere it’s just that most LIVE in America because they know they can get away with most of the crap they pull IN America
@dimitristsekeris18214 жыл бұрын
Karens differ from country to country. In Greece for example you would hardly see any person behave in such a ridiculous manner and claim he is on the right. There's also a difference in how we deal with fights. In America fights are typically an endless tirade about "you said and I said". In Greece we yell for a few minutes, maybe throw some punches and kicks to blow off some steam and then we continue our day.
@rai18794 жыл бұрын
My mom is a Central American Karen há 😂😂
@sofiya38544 жыл бұрын
In Russia it will be a Анжела And in Korea it would be a 지혜 I am half Russian/Korean
@phantasystar884 жыл бұрын
Nope. Not all Karen’s are white either. There are Karen mentalities in every country.
@finnwoodward274 жыл бұрын
Honestly the way you say twat as tw-arh-t makes me laugh every time xD
@capta1nher04 жыл бұрын
I don't think americans use that word much haha
@memeboi20963 жыл бұрын
That soldier is the mvp he knows when to flip his switch and let his instincts do the rest
@holycrusader79654 жыл бұрын
The off duty police officer story got me thinking because the wife is calling his husband "Howie". It reminded me of The big bang theory Howard and Bernadette since Bernadette calls howard as howie.
@lemon-sketch91204 жыл бұрын
KZfaq: comments 7 Me: than can you let me see them? KZfaq: no I don't think I will.
@tylerryan79594 жыл бұрын
Ledger Balance that wrong lol
@quicksilverlacey4 жыл бұрын
Um no.. than is what's incorrect. It should have been just left out anyways it wasn't even needed & it's used incorrectly here.
@WetNoodleBob4 жыл бұрын
When the veteran finished screaming i got a mk11 ad and it said FINISH HIM it was kinda funny.
@nabeliaree4 жыл бұрын
You scared my phone to death, when you used the angry husband's voice. It stopped responding! 😂
@melmelmelmelmel7264 жыл бұрын
Why does the way he said dog shampoo make me crack up 🤣
@merelybrainrot4 жыл бұрын
Me: that thumbnail was used before My brain: maybe it's a copy of the video Me: no My brain: yes Me: *listens to first story* My brain: oh nevermind
@this_channel_is_discontinued4 жыл бұрын
**looks at title** “Excuse me wtf”
@draum81032 жыл бұрын
Lmaoooo the moment around 11:45 when the Karen told shouted at the OP to get back to work, then charged into his apartment and room, so damn funny!!!
@lloydkeith30614 жыл бұрын
As a veteran I can say,... we ALL have a switch. It comes part and parcel with our "it's over before it's on" package we get during our service. Total chill till we are not,... then total chill again.
@barrybee46104 жыл бұрын
I work up too early and had to wait for this XD
@potatospeedwagon39944 жыл бұрын
Big mood.
@VGM_HQ4 жыл бұрын
Same dude
@Richard_Nickerson4 жыл бұрын
I work up too early
@ronibela62894 жыл бұрын
This is how many people love Rslash | I I I
@AUserThatIsDeleted4 жыл бұрын
5... thats sad
@acronix95652 жыл бұрын
It would have been hilarious if the elderly greeter was the off-duty police officer's grandmother. Lol
@Hydrogenbobm3 жыл бұрын
Friend: why were you shopping so long? Guy and wife: we compared hose reels.