r/IDontWorkHereLady - Karen DESTROYS Her Husband's Career By Screaming At Me! Regrets It.

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r/IDontWorkHereLady - Karen DESTROYS Her Husband's Career By Screaming At Me! Regrets It.

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r/idontworkherelady - OP was shopping in a store when he sees an entitled Karen harassing a store employee. When OP tries to stop the argument, the entitled Karen decides to get her husband to teach everyone a lesson! Subscribe for future stories.
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@garystein8610 10 ай бұрын

"I am a patient. I do not work at this hospital." "No, you are not. I have seen you here a lot of times." "Since you've been here so many times to recognize me, YOU must be an employee. Just ask someone on your team."

@HarryFrost-qu8th 10 ай бұрын

Karen: I’ve seen you here all time and have been watching you. Op: ew gross did you just admit to stalking me, you creep! Get away from me!!! That is what I would’ve done, use the reverse uno card on Karen.

@pandabytes4991 10 ай бұрын

Exactly what I was thinking

@alexbonython3646 9 ай бұрын

It's just like all the times Karen's say "I saw you talking to a staff member so that means you must be staff as well" and I'm just thinking 'by that logic, because you are talking to me, and you think I'm staff, that must mean you are staff as well' I just can't wrap my head around how dense people can be

@BloodThirstyAvengers 9 ай бұрын

You: "Just ask someone on your team." EP: "I don't work here." You (probably): "Neither do I." EP: *Still doesn't freaking get it.*

@stellamccoy5259 10 ай бұрын

I spent 23 years in the Army and I hated it when sposes "wore" their husbands rank.

@SylverWolfable 10 ай бұрын

Dependapottamus

@TheDgdimick 8 ай бұрын

The story is pure BS, the wife of an 06, a full bird, would never act this way. If he was an 01 I'd believe she could act like it, but not an 06. Also even an 01 would never act this way, pure BS.

@dorothymuir8557 7 ай бұрын

@@TheDgdimicksorry, I beg to differ. While I was a military spouse, I was employed at one of the military banking facilities. I can’t tell you how many times I saw spouses “wearing” their sponsor’s rank, including O6’s. They were less common, but they still existed. Nine times out of ten, they were second or third spouses rolling into the rank instead of growing into it with their spouse. I waited on the wife of an O5 who pulled that “don’t you know who I am“ bit because she didn’t to show her ID. The general in line behind her tapped her shoulder and said “show the lady your ID before I call your husband”. There are all sorts who make it to high rank, and sometimes their wives’ heads swell a bit too much.

@iononcantomascrivo 7 ай бұрын

@@TheDgdimickJust because you've never heard of it doesn't mean it doesn't happen. I knew a major's wife when I was enlisted who thought that she crapped gold bricks. She was a nightmare. She treated anyone who was enlisted like they were nonentities at best or like dirt on the bottom of her shoes at worst. No one like dealing with her. The standing threat of her getting us demoted, extra duty or having pay taken away were her go-to threats whenever we wouldn't bow down to her and kiss her ample back side. It wasn't until she tried to pull that power play with another officer's wife when finally something was done about it.

@ZeRehan 6 ай бұрын

... There is no tax on base...

@scottmartinson2524 10 ай бұрын

I like that base commander. Bursting that o6 down to an o4, that's a good amount of pay and time in service.

@NenaSinclair 10 ай бұрын

Lol I would have told the Home Depot Karen, when she told the women's hubby who said "Nobody chooses to wear that color " "And nobody would purposely wear that face on purpose, either!" 😂

@lancerevell5979 10 ай бұрын

I have never worked at HD, but I have two "emergency orange" t-shirts, and do wear them out in public. 😅

@Amarouq2 10 ай бұрын

You would be amazed how many contractors (customers) wear bright yellow or orange shirts at this store.

@velvetdarksoul8741 10 ай бұрын

@@lancerevell5979she's never met ninja turtle fanatics

@David-mo4st 10 ай бұрын

@@Amarouq2 I wear both colors. I originally got them to be a bit more visible when I'm mowing the yard, but they are so comfortable that I wear them all the time. I think I will wear my orange one the next time I go to home Depot to see what happens.

@meh2510 10 ай бұрын

@@velvetdarksoul8741 Or OSU fans.

@richardshawver7264 10 ай бұрын

I remember this from my days in the navy. At sick call a woman came in and demanded immediate attention.The personnel tried to explain that the que was by the seriousness of the illness. When she tried to pull her husband's rank to jump the line for something very minor. Unfortunately for her one of the women waiting her turn was the base commander's wife. She then pulled her husband's rank and position right back. She stated that she would be next to last with the Karen following her. The story was all over the base the next day. And it wasn't a small base. I was there and saw it all first hand. I was a base driver and supplying transport to a patent.

@francit4856 10 ай бұрын

Commanders wife was a class act.

@thomasmacdiarmid8251 10 ай бұрын

@@francit4856 Good military spouses know how to support their spouses' careers. At the very least, don't flash rank. Much better, be of service to the military community. For nearly everyone involved, military service is disruptive and stressful, and working to be helpful both alleviates your own stress and makes the whole facility work better. That actually works for the rest of society too - it's just more intense with military.

@DannyD-lr5yg 10 ай бұрын

That’s so classy of her (the other lady/commander’s wife). She could’ve easily just kept her place in line and demanded the Karen go to the back, but instead she chose to lead by example AND humble the Karen!

@helenbontje15 10 ай бұрын

Commander's wife was definitely a class act and I would have LOVED to have seen the Karen's face when she was shown how far down the totem pole she really was!!😊😄🥺😆

@davidhamm7909 10 ай бұрын

I’ve had two minor IDWHL moments which were not Kareny enough for Reddit but amused me at the time so I thought I would share. Firstly, in the UK we have a nationwide chain of convenience stores called The Co-op. Their staff often wear grey fleeces. I have a grey fleece but it is completely different in style. Theirs is thicker and quilted. A couple of times I have been mistaken for an employee but this one time, I was in a store that was not my local one. A woman asked me where something was and I replied that I had no idea. She said “Don’t you work here”and I say no. She said that maybe I should wear a different jacket so people don’t get confused. I tried to quip back that does she expect me to carry a selection of shirts and jackets when I go shopping so I can change in the car park before I go into each shop. However, I must have sounded brusquer than I intended because she looked absolutely shocked. This caused me to have a fit of giggles which was infectious and she started giggling too. I flagged down an employee and we went on our merry way.

@davidhamm7909 10 ай бұрын

The second story was when I actually did work in retail for a large UK supermarket who’s motto is Every Little Helps (though many believe that the initial letter E is superfluous). My store was in a small town outside Chesterfield, England and I could often be seen manning the self service checkouts. It was my day off and I went to the larger store in Chesterfield itself to get some bits. I went into the self service area and was scanning my goods when a lady in the next lane turned to me and said “Excuse me” (in a polite manner). I turned to her and she looked at me and clocked that I wan’t in uniform. She looked half confused and half embarrassed. I told her not to worry and said that she’s probably seen me in the Clay Cross store. Recognition then dawned and we laughed. Sadly, I didn’t see her again and I resigned soon after.

@jennilynne1977 10 ай бұрын

At least both your stories are fairly wholesome, unlike most of the IDWHL stories on Reddit. I liked both of them.

@jennifergoins8373 10 ай бұрын

I live in the U.S. and we also have a chain of stores that are named CO-OP. Ours mostly sell farming and pet supplies.

@mistresstia 10 ай бұрын

Dependas at it again with the 3rd story. “ Do you know who my husband is?” “No Ma’am I don’t. He’s not part of my chain of command.” I can’t tell you how many times I’ve heard and said that while I was on active duty

@paulagoeringer9466 10 ай бұрын

If anyone asks you do you know who I am or who their wife, husband, father, etc is, you should immediately exclaim loudly OMG! You have amnesia. You forgot who you, wife, husband, etc is. Quick, somebody help this poor, unfortunate soul. 😂 embarrass and confuse them and then quickly vanish before they can recover. Leave them baffled and frustrated. They'll never get over it.

@LoveOnTheInsidex3 10 ай бұрын

That last story.. her trying to defend herself by asking why she sees the woman every time? Uh hello she’s a regular patient 🤦🏼‍♀️

@lancerevell5979 10 ай бұрын

OP should have retorted, "I see YOU here often too, YOU must work here! Tell me where "x" is, or I'll report YOU to your manager!" Turn it back on her! 😂

@btlcry 10 ай бұрын

@@lancerevell5979 Exactly what I was thinking!

@crimsonmaelstrom573 10 ай бұрын

If a Karen grabbed my arm and tried to drag me somewhere, I would just start yelling “Police! Help! I’m being attacked!” That or just start screaming in pain. Either one might work

@catjazzhappycat7273 10 ай бұрын

I found screaming ( HELP HELP I'M BEING REPRESSED! ) Really loudly repeating till either they let go or security shows up, works for me.

@rebekah.2187 10 ай бұрын

@@catjazzhappycat7273 And if they don't let go, tell them you will fart in their general direction. 😂

@seattlefloyd 10 ай бұрын

@@catjazzhappycat7273come see the violence inherent in the system!

@alflyover4413 10 ай бұрын

@@catjazzhappycat7273 I don't know if I would do that. She might turn me into a newt!

@lorirommel519 10 ай бұрын

@@alflyover4413But you'd get better ...

@firefly4f4 10 ай бұрын

I'm pretty sure that in most western militaries, but especially in the US, using your spouse's rank to get favors is a surefire way to get said spouse a disciplinary hearing. It's treated exactly the same as the spouse misusing their authority.

@lancerevell5979 10 ай бұрын

At my last Navy assignment at Norfolk, Va , a female enlisted coworker in my shop was married to an Officer. She caught Hell from the other officers wives, for the crime of being () an enlisted! It's one reason that relations between enlisteds and officers is frowned on.

@anionleader 10 ай бұрын

@lancerevell5979 If the officer was enlisted to commission, then it would be DUMB! Effing dependas right?

@Some_Guy6 10 ай бұрын

@@lancerevell5979 I hope all the bad apples where reported and reprimanded?!?!

@Lynn-kh5rs 10 ай бұрын

True. Sometimes even those in the higher enlisted ranks try this nonsense. When I lived in base housing my neighbor thought she was queen bee of the block. The deflated expression on her face when she found out my husband actually outranked hers was a thing of beauty to behold. 😂

@dova_lily4484 9 ай бұрын

Like the lady who called for the death of the president while her husband was serving all because of the rainbow in target....

@lordjohnwharfin5397 10 ай бұрын

Story #1 - Any Karen grabs my wrist and tries to drag me is taking a trip to the ER. Story #3 - That Colonel is basically out of the Air Force. The demotion means he got an Article 15, which is a career killer for an officer or even a senior NCO. He was probably asked to resign his commission shortly after being reassigned. Way to go, Karen; you're now the wife of a civilian.

@Some_Guy6 10 ай бұрын

In my country, that O6 would have been demoted back to private, stripped of everything and be given a dishonorable discharge. His wife would do time in the can + BIG fine and have to pay back all damaged goods from the store. Husband would also have big fine for lyoing to the cops/security/mp's. And maybe even little jailtime himself.

@lordjohnwharfin5397 10 ай бұрын

@@Some_Guy6 In the US services the lowest rank an officer can be is O-1; second lieutenant in the Army, Marines, and Air/Space Force, and ensign in the Navy and Coast Guard. An officer can't be demoted into the enlisted ranks regardless of what he does. I'm almost certain he received an honorable discharge. In order to be dishonorably discharged you'd have to be court-martialed and convicted on some pretty serious charges. Serious enough that they'd include a prison sentence before the DD.

@alflyover4413 10 ай бұрын

@@lordjohnwharfin5397 I found the Manual for Courts-Martial on-line. Elsewhere I posted paraphrased excerpts from the 2019 edition. Officers are dismissed as a punitive discharge, not dishonorably discharged. Officers cannot be demoted by any Court Martial. They can only be dismissed from service. In times of war or other national emergency, the appropriate Secretary or designated Vice Secretary or Under Secretary may commute the dismissal to reduction to any enlisted grade.

@williampearce2961 9 ай бұрын

I would divorce her ass

@ZeRehan 6 ай бұрын

If this was the US military, you know it is BS. No tax on US bases.

@m2hmghb 10 ай бұрын

Story 4 boy do I know how that shit goes. Over 10 doctors over 3 years being misdiagnosed and other shit - being told it's psychosomatic and just in my head when I was 12. I feel for the OP on it.

@David-mo4st 10 ай бұрын

I feel for you both. You both have my sympathy for what you have gone through.

@SecretHero914 10 ай бұрын

Don’t these people know that there are security cameras in the store?

@greenbeacon394 10 ай бұрын

They’re not bright enough to notice 😳

@LunaP1 10 ай бұрын

They're too focused on being violent psychopaths than to pay attention to security cameras.

@lancerevell5979 10 ай бұрын

When I was in security guard training, we were told "People never look up, and never read signs". I've found that is often too true. 🙄

@AngelaVEdwards 10 ай бұрын

@@lancerevell5979 Yeah, people _never_ read signs. I had an employee who would never see anything posted on the wall. One day she tried to take her two young boys to daycare only to find out it was closed. Apparently they had a sign on the wall for a week or more that she never saw even once. LOL

@btlcry 10 ай бұрын

@@AngelaVEdwards Some of that is just the way the human brain works. About 30 years ago I worked in a convenience store we were renovating. We had put a sign on the front door saying we were closed and why, and covered the doors with newspaper. We had to leave the doors unlocked for safety reasons and because we had to keep going in and out. People still kept coming in. They claimed they didn't see the sign or newspaper, that it blended in with all the other signage on the front (soda, cigarettes, drinks, etc). We turned the closed sign upside down. That actually stopped 99% of the people from coming in, because with it upside down, it was different enough from the rest of the signs then, that people stopped to actually read what it said. With it right-side up, it blended in too much.

@merlinathrawes746 10 ай бұрын

Costco story: Well done by the brother/manager for delivering a permanent ban on Karen! Big orange home improvement store story: Well it's been awhile since I've been there since I have two big blue home improvement stores that are closer to me. But the last time I checked, big orange's uniform was an orange bib apron with their logo on it. PX story: For those not in the know, an O6 actually is a high-ranking officer, just a step below the Admiral and General ranks. In the Navy or Coast Guard it's a Captain. In the Army, Marines, Air Force and Space Force it's a full-bird Colonel. You would think by the time someone actually reaches that rank they would know better than to pull that type of BS! And being dropped two ranks to an O-4 (Navy Lt. Cmdr., Army Major) is a huge demotion and blow to the career path and paycheck. Not to mention what it would do to any hopes of making flag rank and retirement. Hospital story: Please tell me Karen managed to break her phone despite its case!

@SirTarokei 10 ай бұрын

The Costco my sister works at, immediately cancels the membership of badly misbehaving people. They can't say anything back because they agreed to it when you purchase your membership. They can't shop there anymore.

@merlinathrawes746 10 ай бұрын

@@SirTarokei Good!

@richardwhite3924 10 ай бұрын

I am constantly amazed at Karens and Kevins who confuse customers for employees. I am an Army retiree, live on Massachusetts' Cape Cod and wear a kilt 7 days a week Spring, Summer and Fall. I also have combat-connected PTSD. To my knowledge, a Scottish kilt is not in any store's dress code but I myself have been shopping and have had Karens and Kevins accuse me of being a bad employee who is refusing to do my job and assist them.

@RockinTheBassGuitar 10 ай бұрын

Story 4: " fluorescent blob" is the best descriptor I've heard in a long time lmao😂

@lorirommel519 10 ай бұрын

I liked "neon nightmare", myself!

@jazsizaam64 10 ай бұрын

Story 2 reminds me and my husband’s superior’s wife (military). So basically we bumped into each other at a shopping mall and the superior a nice guy he wouldn’t let my husband salute him in public as they’re bunk buddies back during recruits. So anyway the wife felt offended and told my husband to salute her husband anyway and told me to address her more formally as she’s the superior’s wife. Me: why should I? Both of us not belong to the army, we’re civilians. Karen: well I’m superior’s wife so I’m more superior than u even tho we’re civilians. Me: well I’m a civilian government officer and u are ranked below me as you’re just a govt clerk. I outranked u in our government 😂

@florian8599 10 ай бұрын

OMG! The nerve! You outrank her in the civil service hierarchy, but she has a big air balloon head because of her hubbies rank. Way to go to deflate her ego!

@fedos 9 ай бұрын

Some spouses seem to have a bizarre sense of entitlement. A couple months ago I had one behind me in line at the Subway on Base and she was right on top of me and kept swinging her shopping bag into my leg. In addition to the literal physical contact I'm immunosuppressed, so I asked her to back up a little, explaining that she kept hitting me. She sarcastically responded with "wow, that would be really rude of me" and she wouldn't let up with the sarcastic remarks until I was done paying. I wish I'd had the nerve to tell her off.

@Lycanthromancer1 9 ай бұрын

Huh. No wonder the government is so crappy if the employees are unable to spell simple words like "you."

@jazsizaam64 7 ай бұрын

@@Lycanthromancer1 oh my bad. Didn’t realize government went downhill because of a spelling error. Must be made of robot are you since I’m a human and prone to error and you don’t even registered as human. Robot don’t even have citizenship yet 😌

@kayvaanmcsharrowkyn6901 10 ай бұрын

P.S.- Karen and her husband are definitely going to need discounts now as getting knocked back TWO pay grades is going to make them feel a little bit of a pinch when it comes down to spending time!! The dependapotamus does it again!!

@Patriot46426 10 ай бұрын

I don't remember sales tax on post. 2000 to 2007

@davemartini4391 10 ай бұрын

Except the part about losing 2 ranks is a BS fabrication

@erichanastacio9695 10 ай бұрын

Hopefully they get reassigned to the Sahara desert or the North/South Pole. 😂😂😂

@BlackHearthguard 9 ай бұрын

@@erichanastacio9695 If he was knocked back 2 grades, that's an Article 15... he'll get pushed quietly sideways and then asked to "retire".

@kyokonightstorm5844 10 ай бұрын

Story 3: The military has a code of conduct that all personnel are expected to uphold, even when not on duty. Breaking that code is a serious offense and can 100% get you in big trouble.

@sarumano884 10 ай бұрын

It works in stupid situations, too. A friend of mine, A, a nurse, joined the Medical Corps and was sent to a training base in Canada, with his wife, also a nurse ( but a civilian!). His wife discovered that the Base Commandant's wife was a close friend from school, so of course got together with her. So a Sergeant visits Private A, and says "Your wife is friendly with the Commandant's wife" "Yes, says Pte A, "They are old friends from school" "Not any more, they aren't" says Sergeant. "I'm not going to tell my wife she can't talk to her bestie", says Pte A. Then in walks the Sergeant Major... Long story short, it rose up and up, until it got to A's Commanding Officer, and A still insisted that his wife had every right to talk to an old friend, and was nothing to do with the Army. Even the Base Commandant's wife was defending her right to have chats with her old friend... So Pte A was busted out of the Army.

@kidcrash08 10 ай бұрын

Story 2 To be fair, that Karen had great survival instincts. Always run, don't walk, away from anybody who tells you that they're not scared to go to jail.

@Nonexister1 10 ай бұрын

I have a similar story with the O6. I had friends in security forces. They told me of an officers kid had climbed on the roof of the school on base. The kid refused to come down because his daddy was a Major and there was no thing they could do to him. The dad was called. Instead of taking it out on the my friend he yelled at the kid for being an entitled shit and told him to get down. He then told my friend that whatever punishment they want to pursue he would cooperate with them.

@loganthomas3575 10 ай бұрын

the moment a Karen puts her grubby hands me, is the moment she will lose fingers.

@barbott5941 10 ай бұрын

“No one wears bright orange by choice,”? 😂😂. Just show up in Wisconsin for deer hunting season, Karen! 😂🤣😂

@HexerGraf 10 ай бұрын

What is it with Karens being unable to read signs or extremely clear instructions? The number of times I've been in a retail place where some Karen is demanding to know where something is, and there is a big neon glowing sign with arrows pointing at the damn thing within easy view is astounding.

@ruthdeckman9781 2 ай бұрын

I think it's safe to assume they can't read at all.

@eddy_malouempereur_du_cong6536 10 ай бұрын

The dude of story 3 would have been the type of ''leader'' to put half his unit on firing squad for the dumbest thing back in WW1

@WishfulThinkingArt 10 ай бұрын

Oh boy, that last story is something else. And poor OP! Thank goodness the nurses were kind to her and that Karen witch got taught a lesson!

@sarahkeller-vp6hq 10 ай бұрын

My husband is (now retired) military. The only thing your husband's higher rank earns you is a responsibility to look out for the wives of the younger, lower ranking guys, and those young guys themselves. My husband was an E7, a big deal in the Navy, and that's what it meant to me--I needed to look out for his guys just like he did. It did NOT earn me special privileges, just responsibilities. I hated wives like that 'person'. She didn't earn that rank; she didn't earn any privileges.

@silverflight01 10 ай бұрын

Story 3: Wow, so not only is Karen the type of person to sic somebody on innocent people over petty drama, as well as attack anyone and everyone, but the husband was so egotistical that he really thought he could get anyone demoted because of petty drama as well. Glad he'll never be a leader again, he does not deserve that power.

@AurizenDarkstar 10 ай бұрын

The husband was probably also put at the very bottom of every promotion list along with his demotions. I doubt he'll have much of a career in the service after all of that (as usually once someone is passed over for promotion more than once, they are usually mustered out, or they have been in the past).

@lancerevell5979 10 ай бұрын

She was what we in the military called a "Dependapotamus". They like to "wear" their husband's rank, which is a no-no, THEY are not military. This can and does sometimes result in the actual military spouse getting in trouble, losing rank and pay, sometimes worse. 🤨

@BunchyPanther42 10 ай бұрын

He got off lucky, he should be dishonorably discharged

@jnelson4765 10 ай бұрын

Yep, O-6 (Full Colonel) is as much a political job as anything in the US military. They don't bust people at that level down to major very often, it's a scarlet letter of fuckwittery and the kiss of death for your ambition.

@anionleader 10 ай бұрын

@BunchyPanther42 Dishonorable is usually reserved for criminal matters. Other than honorable is probably more likely.

@jayschoenhaaar5369 10 ай бұрын

You grab my arm, you will be meeting the floor and will be held there until the police arrive. I didn’t get a black belt in judo for no reason. I wanted to finish it but it was to actually have something physical to do to help with my PTSD after service.

@joshuacox581 10 ай бұрын

Story Number 3: I am currently active duty Navy. Military stores tend to be the same price or cheaper than civilian stores.

@LordRhuell 10 ай бұрын

“Fluorescent Blob” and “Nightmare in Neon” had me ROLLING!!!!!😂😂😂😂

@suzannepottsshorts 10 ай бұрын

My high school colors were Orange and Black, not too be confused with our rivals in Black and Orange.

@gretchenannmckissack1400 10 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@E3ECO 4 ай бұрын

I'm seeing a Star Trek reference here.

@SH1559801 10 ай бұрын

Story 3: Karen literally destroyed her husband career in one go.... good for you, KAren...

@vegeta002 8 ай бұрын

To be fair, he wasn't exactly helping his case.

@krishnav5122 8 ай бұрын

He did that himself by encouraging her. This is the final straw, not a one time thing, which he clearly is part of.

@tootietole9110 10 ай бұрын

Omg why do people think they can pit their hands on other people I am waiting for the day for someone try and put their hands on me. Fluff I have learn so much all these years from you.. I call it dark fluff 101.❤❤

@JadenYukifan28 10 ай бұрын

Story 1: At least the Karen sort of realized her mistake, though getting banned was better....

@blaa6 10 ай бұрын

As a former employee of Home Depot and an employee at a place with sign issues, i completely believe all of this.

@drewmetcalf5506 10 ай бұрын

I too wear orange shirts and frequent Home Depot a lot. I've often been asked for help. Since I knew the store, I could usually point them in the right direction. Never got a true Karen, but a number of people were confused why I didn't take them to their item. Got a lot of nervous giggles when I explained I was a customer too.

@lindaouellette6656 10 ай бұрын

Oh!!! I am so…so….SO… sick of these (non) employees being “LAZY”😂 they really should (non) work harder😢😂😂

@shebakoby 10 ай бұрын

story 2: "Don't you DARE threaten me with a good time!"

@HarryFrost-qu8th 10 ай бұрын

I bet Karen and her man-child husband are probably playing the blame game with each other after that fiasco and the husband being demoted, and it serves them both right, in the end.

@gregorythomas333 10 ай бұрын

Story 1: Always. Press. Charges. Never let anyone assault you and get away with it. Make sure they know that any time they do this they will be arrested. Story 4: Technically O6's civilian dependent committed Attempted Extortion. O6 committed Conduct Unbecoming. OP could have formal charges made.

@AshleyWade 10 ай бұрын

Oh man, I'm feeling the OP with all of the scans and other appointments. I've been to no less than 50 myself in the last 18ish months.

@FederalBurroOfInvestigation 10 ай бұрын

I'd respond similarly if threatened with jail: "I have nothing to lose, so, yes, Karen, PLEASE have the police take me there again!" Although, I'll probably never be confused for an employee thankfully. I do kind of feel like I'd be liable to have a day when I'm yelled at for doing drugs/being intoxicated (due to wearing prescription sunglasses for light sensitivity I was born with, as well as speech problems and certain mental things at times), harming myself for attention (due to volunteering at the local Animal Control and getting scratched by claws on occasion) when in public by a judgemental Karen with nothing better to do, though. I hope that never happens either, and for their sake, they should probably also hope it never happens, especially if they want to try getting physical.

@tmntfangirl4700 10 ай бұрын

Story 1 - I’m with you there. If that Karen, or anyone for that matter, was stupid enough to grab me like that she’d be on the ground with a broken hand/arm. I’m a 1st degree Black Belt in Taekwondo. For the record, I’m not a violent person but I also don’t take crap from anyone.

@sarumano884 10 ай бұрын

Officer! This woman just had the bare-faced cheek to break my hand with her nose!

@WlmaAlexender-zl6nx 10 ай бұрын

This is why it is so very important to be careful of the company we keep, especially spouses. Guilty by association isn't just in law enforcement, bad company corrupts good character. Better to be single, content, and honorable than married, miserable, and disgraced.

@JamesDavy2009 10 ай бұрын

That's my creed.

@crazyartist8454 10 ай бұрын

The Home Depot thats in the area im in actually has a decent amount of employees and they’re very nice to answer your questions where items are never had any problems with them

@toadette4x 10 ай бұрын

I guess the Karen in story 2 has never been in the Netherlands before XD.

@phantomchef2217 10 ай бұрын

Ironically I love orange too. Never had someone come up to me though. Mostly cause I always have raging hatred in my eyes lol

@KururuKRR 10 ай бұрын

About Story 3, I wanna watch the security footage of all this going down in the store!

@OfficerBarricade 10 ай бұрын

lol karen throwing her phone at someone and missing like a stormtropper 😂

@aldecursoe7173 10 ай бұрын

"I've seen you here lots of times".... that means I work here? Maybe it means YOU work here.....🤷‍♂️

@mandymyer2094 10 ай бұрын

The last Karen oh my yelling at a woman in the hospital that you've never talked to before just because you have seen her before then throwing her phone at her I'm pretty sure she's Only Allowed in the hospital if she's unconscious lol

@kathyschaefer5768 10 ай бұрын

I have a suggestion for all the ops who are still getting mistaken for employees when you're not, wear yellow vest with a sign sewn on the back that says in large black letters I DON'T WORK HERE!

@JamesDavy2009 10 ай бұрын

Fluorescent high-vis yellow to be exact.

@y.vinitsky6452 7 ай бұрын

Who says Karen's can read? The vest would just to draw attention

@SLOTHSRIDEUNICORNS 10 ай бұрын

It cut off at the end. I guess himself and Stevey Boy won't see us in the next video and don't love us.

@lechatbotte. 10 ай бұрын

I was married to an 06 that’s the rank of captain he’s got no authority at the level he thinks he’s does.

@condorboss3339 10 ай бұрын

I'm curious what the base commander said to OP's commander.

@kimberlywertz3839 10 ай бұрын

@@best1terrieIt would have been funny if the 06 had to pick up the spouse at the police station.

@HappilyHomicidalHooligan 10 ай бұрын

Karen: [Taps me on the shoulder] Hey do you have this in Size 14? Me: No, I wear Size 12 so I don't own ANY clothes in a 14, however, if you talk to that Employee over there, they are paid to help Customers like you and me... 😄😁😆😅😂🤣

@1Flagwaver 10 ай бұрын

My Big Orange (totally not Home Depot) store is great. There are a bunch of employees and most are veterans and handyman (sorry, handyperson) types. So, you not only get the help you need, but you get some great conversation if you ask about how to do something a little easier than you are trying to do it.

@Lightna 10 ай бұрын

As someone who was in the military, I am glad I never had to come across entitled people like that wearing their spouse's rank on their sleeve like they earned it in story 3. But the horror stories I heard made me count my blessings and thank my lucky stars for it.

@wfcoaker1398 10 ай бұрын

An "Executive Membership"? At Costco????? Wow! Now THAT is success! I'm impressed. Lol

@silverflight01 10 ай бұрын

Story 2: A number of people have zero respect for employees, considering them subhuman. They'll grab people, yell at them, and jump to "I'll get you fired" over minor inconveniences. Karen committed assault and excused it as "Teaching someone manners," yet when OP was trying to push her away from OP's husband it's 100% assault.

@LunaP1 10 ай бұрын

She also stalked the couple. The bint is a real psychopath.

@SIS3W3N 10 ай бұрын

Intervening in an assault against a family member is not criminal assault. OP's actions were proportional and justified.

@KingNoah231 10 ай бұрын

Someone is going to tell a Karen she’s going to be wearing a yellow jumpsuit if she continues to harass people and in extreme cases putting their hands on them

@sesshomaruslover1 10 ай бұрын

i think they mean the karen starting screaming assault when op was just defending their spouse @@SIS3W3N

@shebakoby 10 ай бұрын

thus is the Karen, Queen of Clusters of Bees, wired.

@pandabytes4991 10 ай бұрын

If I had to deal with a Karen upon entering the hospital under those circumstances, I feel like I would be at risk of self destructing. It is good to hear that they were able to tolerate that Karen and move on.

@81bajaj 10 ай бұрын

By the logic of the Karen in the hospital--she also works at the hospital if she's seen OP there so many times--she's also there with the same frequency.

@TsukasaFanTc 10 ай бұрын

If this sub has taught me anything, it's that when a Karen puts her hands on you, what you need to do is scream "Assalt!!" and drop to the ground like a limp noodle. Gotta be one step ahead of the crazy! Plus, this works even if you're an employee. Bonus points if you can cry on command

@erenyeagar4686 10 ай бұрын

story 2: op acting crazy was what made karen quit tbh. saying you would love to go to prison for teaching a karen lesson? karen decided it wasn't worth it and that was awesome lol

@paranormalsoulz 10 ай бұрын

Story 4: it annoys me that no one turns her story on her and says something like “ma’am, every time you’ve seen her here, you’ve been here for an appointment too, unless you’re saying you work here now based on how much you come to the hospital?”

@macmckenzie1242 10 ай бұрын

Now you can call him Major Malfunction.

@petergreening4810 10 ай бұрын

I work for the Big Orange store, and you cannot imagine how hard it is to find people who actually want to work. Probably half of the new hires quit before they hit the 3-month point.

@kimberlywertz3839 10 ай бұрын

That 06 ( lieutenant colonel ) being demoted to captain (03) is basically career suicide. Thus he has 2 options, either retirement or being mustered out.

@judgement_free_dragon 10 ай бұрын

The story involving the man in orange. That lady would lose her mind in colorado. From aug thru jan its hunting season. EVERYBODY walks around in blaze orange! (That's what it's called) 🤣🤣🤣

@markmatzeder6208 10 ай бұрын

86ed that Executive Membership, didn’t she?

@jedediahcoulbourne1791 10 ай бұрын

Don't forget to grab snacks before you start watching

@ryanmccarthy2033 10 ай бұрын

Too late already almost sick from sweedish fish

@LunaP1 10 ай бұрын

@@ryanmccarthy2033those can be very addictive.

@anonymouspatriotnetwork2740 10 ай бұрын

Now that I think about it our state laws in Nevada are probably why karenitis never reaches pandemic levels around here

@christinehable812 10 ай бұрын

Imagine being an O6 which is a colonel/captain (depending on branch) and behaving like that in a store.

@coyoteodinkar5548 9 ай бұрын

Nooooo! A dependapotoms! I'm surprised she didn't demand the employee didn't demand she salute her husbands rank.

@cliffcorson4000 10 ай бұрын

I was at a hospital for an appointment and while in the waiting area a machine identical to one I repair at my place of business happened to fail and the hospital tech was having an issue fixing it. I commented to him I work on those and stated how to fix it and at almost same time a nurse called name for my appointment and when I headed there she wanted to know why I was heading there I told her that she called my name and she was confused. I explained I happen to repair that item at work and saw him having issues and explained the fix. The nurse thought it was odd that anyone would do that

@DogmeatDied989 9 ай бұрын

I was in a Staples once, and was asked by a random lady of I could look in the back for an item she wanted. I had to tell her twice that I didn’t work there. She eventually left the aisle I was in but kept looking over her shoulder at me to see if I would change my mind and confess that I was an employee. I wasn’t and didn’t.

@kaelibw34 10 ай бұрын

I had a moment the other day. Had my Amazon driver vest on in a Giant Foods and got asked where some stuff was. Nothing happened from it but was weird to actually happen.

@666toysoldier 10 ай бұрын

"In a size 14? Are you buying for someone else? You are at least an 18."

@Gunthrek 9 ай бұрын

The most stupid thing about Story #2 is that EVERY employee I've ever seen working there wears a big orange apron with the company name on it, so....wtf lady, lol. Also, I was a Staff Sergeant in the Marine Corps and boy can I say it was appalling to hear the story about the friggin' O6 and his wife. I literally NEVER saw anything like that in more than a decade of service. Glad it worked out, though.

@shebakoby 10 ай бұрын

Karen and her 06 hubby sound like a match made in heck. Two clusters of bees that found ... love? Or codependency? Either way, good riddance. I guess they don't screen properly for PDs in the military these days.

@deborahcollis9814 10 ай бұрын

It must be nice to be able to physically protect yourself from being manhandled.

@Josh_the_jester 10 ай бұрын

Story 2: ugh military spouses are the worst level of entitlement, using they're husband's rank to bully the public into giving her what she wants, I know being a military spouse is hard, but I'm not gonna address you by your husband's rank, HE earned that rank, not you. Also a lot of people in the military seem to forget that military spouse's actions reflect poorly to the spouse, actually serving, at best they get to clean toilets for a month or so, at worse, they get dishonorably discharged

@amitamaru 17 күн бұрын

Ooh. When the commander tells you to show up to his office in full service dress, you're a dead man walking.

@SmilingKratosTheGodOfWar 10 ай бұрын

Man when a dependapodomus FA I love it when they find out.

@dinascharnhorst6590 10 ай бұрын

And my Monday has become a happy day!

@alicewilloughby4318 10 ай бұрын

17:38 - "Well? If you've seen me here a lot of times, you must have been here a lot of times too. Do you work here?"

@HappilyHomicidalHooligan 10 ай бұрын

Costco Story: What I'm wondering is does getting Banned from one store only prevent you from going to that store or does it automatically get your Membership Cancelled and block you from entering ANY Costco store?

@nancyomalley6286 10 ай бұрын

I hope it's the latter!

@tsquaredtim 10 ай бұрын

Wow, Fluff I have a bright orange sweatshirt. I think I know what I'm wearing the next time I shop at Home Depot. 🤣 🤣 😅

@sunkissed_grl 10 ай бұрын

22:21 I have 3 chronic 2 illnesses/1 disease, so I also frequent my local hospitals outpatient wing. I had a women start in on me as soon as I got out of my car, that was in a disabled spot. I kept walking she kept getting pissed, talking loud & yelling, and swung her purse at me twice. I also have medical PTSD, this day my idgaf temper came out. As soon as I was close enough to other people I yelled, what are you going to do, hit me? Hit a disabled person, go ahead! Security was there quick, and she was banned from hospital properly. She thought I worked there, and was late coming back from lunch, lol.

@hellefur7861 10 ай бұрын

I'm one of the weirdos, that voluntarily wears orange, just because it makes me look more tan, than I am 😂😂😂

@gilded_lady 10 ай бұрын

Orange also looks amazing on darker skin tones!

@hellefur7861 10 ай бұрын

@@gilded_lady any Bright color looks good with tan skin.

@velvetdarksoul8741 10 ай бұрын

@@hellefur7861 Karen has never met ninja turtle fanatics

@JamesDavy2009 10 ай бұрын

@@velvetdarksoul8741 Particularly those whose favourite turtle is named after the guy that carved the Statue of David and painted the Sistine Chapel ceiling.

@anonymouspatriotnetwork2740 10 ай бұрын

Under the state law in my state, if a Karen grabbed my arm at a store I could then unholster the little 380 semi-auto that I carry as my concealed carry pistol and point it straight at her head. And under my state law as she does anything past that point to make me feel threatened I have the right to use deadly force under our stand-your-ground laws

@Some_Guy6 10 ай бұрын

Never spare a Karen, racist or a MAGA supporter.

@jerichogarry 10 ай бұрын

1story: Just because someone knows a employee personally it doesn't mean they are one themselves, use your eyes & check for tags or uniforms with the story name.

@Kryten428 10 ай бұрын

So you think I'm an employee because I was talking to one. Using your own logic, you are talking to what you think is an employee, so therefore you are also an employee. In that case go find your own crap.

@nancyomalley6286 10 ай бұрын

Karens/Kevins are blinded by entitlement

@jerichogarry 10 ай бұрын

@@nancyomalley6286 That's possibly true.

@jerichogarry 10 ай бұрын

@@Kryten428 That's what I'm saying.

@benerval7 10 ай бұрын

You do NOT pay tax on items sold on a US military base in the exchange stores. Fast food sometimes does charged tax since they are open to non-ID card holders.

@crypticghost21 10 ай бұрын

Story 1: Get me jeans Genevieve Story 2: Looking for Orange June Story 3: How to get your husband fired Freya Story 4: Hospital Hana

@arentibbs799 10 ай бұрын

Story 1: I hope the manager got Karen's Costco card so they would know *exactly* who is to be banned for life.

@susanlistman439 10 ай бұрын

I listen to darkfluff last of the day so the last thing I hear at night is “We love You”, it was cut off tonight! Steve, we hear the imperial “we”, not that we think you specifically love us, please don’t cut it out. Thank you lots and lots! Oh yeah, and love you!

@SIXPACFISH 10 ай бұрын

Story 3. After being demoted from Big Bird to Major. He will never receive another promotion, and he will be kicked out after two promotion cycles pass him by. And he can kiss his lucrative job shilling for the military industrial complex goodbye as well.

@Some_Guy6 10 ай бұрын

@mickyfox 10 ай бұрын

After becoming a avid stalker on Reddit, I now ask people if they work here, even if they are in uniform, or if they are on the clock or not. It doesn't take much time and clears up confusion 😂

@niallfoust8558 10 ай бұрын

I work at one of the big orange hardware stores and yes I can say we need so much more employees! By the time it hits 6pm there’s literally nobody working in the departments

@tinydancer7426 10 ай бұрын

The big orange store needs not only more people on the floor, but more people on the floor who know what they are talking about ..... when they deign to have a conversation with a customer.