If I ever get married I want dinosaur bridesmaids. 🦖🦖🦖

"i'm gonna get this japanese name wrong" *nails it*

Damien’s laugh is so heartwarming, meanwhile I’m over here all like: **Donkey Noises*

"maybe that'll te-te-te-tete-tete-te-te-teach you: my mind: nickelodeon

He actually said "Kobayashi" better than the majority of non-Japanese peeps.

“you’ve told me to do a jiggle 4 times this week” “do it tho”

“Yeah, i would like to purchase this jug a milk” Cashier: “Sir, we need to have a talk...”

9:35 Thats actually second degree homicide not manslaughter because it was intended to cause bodily harm, but was not premeditated.

I'm such a madlad that sometimes I comment on the same video with 2 accounts

11:44 he died in a burning building trying to save someone that was the bad guy of the movie

7:42 I have been to the Lincoln memorial and used the bathroom and I could’ve used the same stall as this person Oh god

“I’m gonna miss mrs Johnson” BRUH THATS THE NAME OF MY ENGLSH TEACHER, WAS LITERALLY JUST THINKING ABOUT USING THAT ON HER

0:44 That man literally posted the virus link without even caring

1:10 the way Damien pronounces “cicada” makes me want to cry

9:27 we all know that’s just sans undertale wearing a human meat suit

10:45 imagine a girl really likes You and she swipes right but it's actually left.

in the middle of this video I got an ad that was telling me that people should get paid to watch ads. pay up, youtube

Damien: *laughs* Everyone: *happiness noise*

Imma show up to Subway and say “6 inch no Hetero”

At 5:32 i just about snapped when you said the crust was "the bad part" your lucky this time

"I'm gonna get this Japanese name wrong" Gets it right, Still gets any English town/city name wrong. Reading is pronounced Red-ing

11:42 Actually.... Yes, he died trying to save his teacher on a burning school, The school exploded, btw movie is Big Hero 6

We have a childhood friend of ours that's six feet , two inches. His name is Evan. My sister said when she dies ...he has agreed to dress at the grim reaper and randomly stand in corners silently staring at people. When I give a speech ....i am to say "we are here because SOMEONE couldn't stay alive....I now get her car" And our childhood friend will point at people and whisper "you're next". Mind you, Evan has agreed to this and finds it hilarious.

This guy has like 10 accents an 20 impressions, hire this guy for a voice acting job damn

Cicada: ... Damien: Chick-eda

"take it from me, i'm the poop machine!" the most reliable source

11:25. Iv'e mastered the ability to "fake" my mom's voice so Everytime my little brother is doing something he isn't allowed to I yell his name in my mom's voice.

can we just appreciate how good Damien's impressions are?

7:28 there's no way that's only a middle aged man, looks like a great-grandfather

5:42 i like the crust over the toppings

7:01 this is what we call: not getting over a breakup

11:44 Not only is it Ironic how Tadashi got burned alive, but that’s persons profile pic was also Axel from kingdom hearts and he uses fire attacks.

“Glasses on or off during sex?” Off. I don’t need to seeman

When it comes to the sibling villain thing its quite simple for me: put kecthup on top of lettuce on a burger

6:29 my dad tested this and we now have 2 neighbors funerals to go to now

imagine trying to just peacefully get some glue to drink and accidentally grabbing milk

Why does emkay have a really solid Impression of the president

1:11 If he only knew that Cicadas don't have ears..

“I replaced a photo of my sister with Vladimir Putin..” That aged well.

“Donald Trump destructing how he eats pizza.” - Damien, 2019

When your married 14 years because of a bet and everyone you know is divorced by 5

the guy who put elmer's glue instead of milk, at this time of the year, is the true madlad. he *will* gain that victory royale.

I like to think that Zach doesn't intend to have background music while making the videos, and he just has a freind who really likes the saxophone and plays it while he's recording just to mess with him

Just for future reference Reading is pronounced “Redding”

5:25 × that was an actual ad for Pizza Hut stuffed crust. All business themed and everything. Ridiculous.

Eventually, The Cicada stopped thinking

4:35 My sister actually did this. Her gym teacher decided to punish the whole class because one kid did something stupid, my sis didn't think that was very fair, so she spent several hours reading the Geneva Convention laws. She printed out what she wanted, went to school the next day and accused her teacher of a war crime. The teacher hasn't made that mistake again.

MY LAST NAME IS *KOBAYASHI* he might be a relative though. EDIT: Anyways just to clear up: My name is Jack Kobayashi :) I have a british mum and a Japanese dad. I was born in Liverpool but I moved to Japan at six years old! Also, I get a LOT of comments (in real life) about that one anime with Kobayashi in it and it's quite funny 😂 Anyways that's all I wanted to clear up!

Your greatest sin is that you've never watched Big Hero 6.

1:16 Even the look on the cicada’s face looks like it’s experiencing sheer horror. Lol

6:23 Florida Man: *shoots a 50. Caliber gun* Also Florida Man: *Runs*

The “gay chicken” one I- xD

This man is killing it with the voice impressions, can we get a collab between Chills and Joe from Family Guy

absolute MadLad would be somehow managing to get a whole frickin school up for a prank just to give the popular kid an anxiety attack because he thinks he is a ghost and nobody can hear him, only faintly.

when you actually watch emkay just for his different voices. i’m convinced there are like 50 people behind the mic

Says "cicada" like that one more time, Damien. See what happens.

This reminds me of that one r/ihadastroke video. ‘Are you having a stroke? Should I call for help? BONK’

8:13 My girlfriend would be pissed if I did this. And didn’t ask if she could join. God DAMN!

The ad for this was Buffalo Wild Wings, who claim to be the “official wings of the big dance” I am losing it

6:18 I sent an image of this to my dad and he said "I'll be sure to use the anti hurricane rounds"

at 9:56 is that a muffin with the pistachio shells still on the pistachios

I swear the EmKay crew are Masters of impersonations. One of them (I can't remember who) I'm convinced is Chills and Damien can do a really good Kronk impression

Everyone gansta till they start playing Straight Chicken

5:33 Did you just call pizza crust "the bad stuff" I'm so disappointed.

I’m such a madlad I hang up clothes that your not supposed to

I remember someone saying theyd bonk their way across Ancient Greece pretending to be Zeus.

4:26 that reminds me when a substitute teacher violated the Geneva convention

Slazo's laugh haha Damiens Laugh: *HIGH PITCHED DEMONIC SCREECHING*

I work at a subway. A friend of mine got asked for a footlong italian so he said to the girl "Sorry love, I'm Scottish"

Anyone else unreasonably mad at the fact that dad thinks it called “Mindcraft” and not Minecraft? “Computer legos“ aside...

1:56 I often accidently do the opposite when I fake fart for no reason and everyone thinks it's real :-:

Damien: *laughs* Every human on earth: *I was sick, but now I am cured*

Hello there, Damian, if you are reading this, YOUR LAUGH MAKES ME LAUGH!

0:22 that is the greatest idea I have ever heard 😂😂

Unpopular opinion: The crust of pizza is the best part as the taste of all the toppings collectively that reside in your mouth at the end combine with the crust and perfects the flavor

12:11 im just here to say that this is literally shouto and touya except touya's been a villain for a while that's just how it is

It said 4:01 pm when it showed the microwave at 4:01. My conclusion? *THE* *UNIVERSE* *IS* *A* *MADLAD*

2:19 Honestly, this is why I respect flat-earthers way more than anti-vax. Believing the earth is flat hurts NO ONE, anti-vax hurts A LOT OF PEOPLE.

13:46 loolll I can just imagine 30,000 ppl reading Harry Potter ahahah haha

Ah yes the Reeding festival. Not to be confused with the famous Reading festival (pronounced Redding)

1:19 12 hours is like half a fly’s life so that’s pretty sad 😂

5:26 I eat pizza this way. Fight me.

Funny story involving that one where a rule is made because of you. Place I work at had a "No loose or noisy jewelry pieces or accessories" rule. I say HAD because when I started working there it took one week before the boss came into the room and ripped the rule down to put up our new one that says "[My name] must wear a bell, loose jewelry, accessory, ANYTHING noisy, or have a second person around at all times". I guess they got tired of having near-heartattack incidents with how quiet I can move about the office. I now have a reason to wear a bell now (I like bells). I miss the old nickname though... (Nickname around Halloween was Ghost, and they literally went around telling people about a "ghost" in our building when talking about me. Now when people ask they say they "Dealt with the matter, so no more hauntings".) Not my fault I'm a quiet person. Although my boss does have a weak heart, so I understand. New nickname Jingle is cool though.

Quit this... *Immediately*

“I’m gonna suspect that he’s actually gay” Well yeah, you two adopted and got married, and he didn’t complain!

2:55 RULE 1.DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB

13:04 Bro I started hysterically laughing right as it showed up

Me : *see's title Every Scouts in an 10 kilometer radius: *_*b o n k i n t e n s i f i e s*_*

1:42 Got a bucket of chicken, wanna do it?

1:30 “When there’s that much, nobody’ll notice us take a small finder’s fee.”

i have a tip for everyone that eats pizza and doesnt like the crust, fold it so you have a part of the pizza with more dough instead of just pure dough

**My dad was a madlad he left my mom when she told him she was pregnant**

3:46 Polandball need some convincing. Anyone wanna split the pie again eh. Any Germans wanna answer lol.

7:27 Emkay: I going to mispronounce this name A couple seconds later he perfectly pronounces it

If the earth is completely flat, it would be so thin that we would’ve tore it already.

Two in one day, nice job Damien!

"I saw this post it made me very happy because it's the funniest thing I've read in like the last week and a half." -Damien 2019

4:12 plot twist: what if he was talking about another girl 😂

10:24 what rule was made because of you? Dr. Bright: *All of them*

i mean... a picture of Keanu Reeves and Patrick Swayze, what else do you need in life?