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@rayniajonson5675 жыл бұрын
If I ever get married I want dinosaur bridesmaids. 🦖🦖🦖
@EmKay5 жыл бұрын
what else can you ask for really
@caniplayzz5 жыл бұрын
EmKay idk
@baylee.kettelson5 жыл бұрын
@@EmKay I want all extint animals to be my bridesmaids- thats going to be a lot to ask for since I'll never get married
@ItsJustTony5 жыл бұрын
IF you’re ever going to get married
@baylee.kettelson5 жыл бұрын
@@ItsJustTony Only time will tell.
@klitiesterling5 жыл бұрын
"i'm gonna get this japanese name wrong" *nails it*
@HILProductions5 жыл бұрын
But cannot pronounce Reading Festival
@hayden13515 жыл бұрын
He got Kobayashi right at least
@deathmachine59005 жыл бұрын
322 likes but only 3 comments bruh
@EmKay5 жыл бұрын
😎
@anamarrazzaq10725 жыл бұрын
@@hayden1351 well yes, but actually No. He said *Kobiyashi* not *Kobayashi*
@Trolligen5 жыл бұрын
Damien’s laugh is so heartwarming, meanwhile I’m over here all like: **Donkey Noises*
@nadiah27925 жыл бұрын
Thanos, I thought you died.. I don’t like you :(
@mineyourbeeswaxx5 жыл бұрын
Thanos man I loved you in endgame
@blackorecorp5 жыл бұрын
THANOS! Thanos! Thanos... Thanos...
@firstspoontogetsubscribers5 жыл бұрын
Thanos hi
@Darius_035 жыл бұрын
Thanos a soul for a soul
@silentcore-xm8gf4 жыл бұрын
"maybe that'll te-te-te-tete-tete-te-te-teach you: my mind: nickelodeon
@Gherkinuwu4 жыл бұрын
Much yes
@beansthe3rst4 жыл бұрын
Teck teck teck teckelodeon
@iamthemilkman62284 жыл бұрын
Yugio in a nutshell
@Gherkinuwu4 жыл бұрын
@@iamthemilkman6228 essentially yes
@ImNotJonni4 жыл бұрын
oml i can hear the theme playing
@Fukei_Mono4 жыл бұрын
He actually said "Kobayashi" better than the majority of non-Japanese peeps.
@Nocteul3 жыл бұрын
how is it pronounced? i pronounce it ko-bah-yah-she
@Artomotive3 жыл бұрын
Kamui Kobayashi
@SlickTimes3 жыл бұрын
@blamo_ yamo no there isn't, it's the last name of a 51 year old dude
@R0NTHEJELLYFISH3 жыл бұрын
*miss kobayshi dragon maid instensifies*
@Supported-Characters3 жыл бұрын
@@R0NTHEJELLYFISH yup
@zenixrl_5 жыл бұрын
“you’ve told me to do a jiggle 4 times this week” “do it tho”
@sethwarren21395 жыл бұрын
Do it jiggle
@fjustfoxtrot85585 жыл бұрын
Well does it
@jaimejtg57415 жыл бұрын
xd Zenix do it tho
@jasminedoggietvn69955 жыл бұрын
It jiggle
@DanielMartinez-ie2xl5 жыл бұрын
do it tho
@c-a-sbuilds70514 жыл бұрын
“Yeah, i would like to purchase this jug a milk” Cashier: “Sir, we need to have a talk...”
@wills_corner2 жыл бұрын
No, I did this on purpose
@grimwoofer9 ай бұрын
i dont get it
@d.krahenbuhl97384 жыл бұрын
9:35 Thats actually second degree homicide not manslaughter because it was intended to cause bodily harm, but was not premeditated.
@trolmaso4 жыл бұрын
That’s a big boy word what it mean
@liptonicetea18134 жыл бұрын
Tro:lmaso what? Premeditated? It another word for plannin something
@trolmaso4 жыл бұрын
@@liptonicetea1813 Thank you Mr. Grammarly
@liptonicetea18134 жыл бұрын
Tro:lmaso no problem, I’ll be here every Wednesday and Thursday
@trolmaso4 жыл бұрын
@@liptonicetea1813 is Kermit the frog drinking you
@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access5 жыл бұрын
I'm such a madlad that sometimes I comment on the same video with 2 accounts
@dasas945 жыл бұрын
I’m such a mad lad I will comment on both
@solacies5 жыл бұрын
Nice
@underseaundersky5 жыл бұрын
i see what you did there
@JV-vk1lh5 жыл бұрын
Nice
@tubbyqueen5 жыл бұрын
P
@therealshadowzodiacinc.38175 жыл бұрын
11:44 he died in a burning building trying to save someone that was the bad guy of the movie
@EmKay5 жыл бұрын
oh... oh no...
@arifae23775 жыл бұрын
That one made me oof
@hydro18215 жыл бұрын
69th like
@imdoingthisnowreally5 жыл бұрын
@@hydro1821 nice
@blizzard_the_seal98635 жыл бұрын
Hydro nice
@riotrecker89784 жыл бұрын
7:42 I have been to the Lincoln memorial and used the bathroom and I could’ve used the same stall as this person Oh god
@randomdude63764 жыл бұрын
*Y I K E A R O O O O*
@checkmyplaylist68794 жыл бұрын
same person as the video, i used the stall to the wall😳
@iris_glitchsl71574 жыл бұрын
*oh no* *OH NO!*
@NotAHologram4 жыл бұрын
@@iris_glitchsl7157 OH MY GOD
@jaciel23063 жыл бұрын
OH GoD
@treybullock48354 жыл бұрын
“I’m gonna miss mrs Johnson” BRUH THATS THE NAME OF MY ENGLSH TEACHER, WAS LITERALLY JUST THINKING ABOUT USING THAT ON HER
@nolbertaguerrero42574 жыл бұрын
My math teacher's name is Mr Johnson
@snaifhassnan63483 жыл бұрын
@@nolbertaguerrero4257 nice
@snaifhassnan63483 жыл бұрын
Nice
@sayanxva5 жыл бұрын
0:44 That man literally posted the virus link without even caring
@diegoa60705 жыл бұрын
It's a bot
@RitchiPlays215 жыл бұрын
@Merlin do you know what a bot is and how you can programm it?
@RitchiPlays215 жыл бұрын
@Merlin then why are you questioning stuff that you know?
@diegoa60705 жыл бұрын
@Merlin bro they send you the link no matter what you tell them
@codegamer59215 жыл бұрын
Wait its real!!
@venuspip47275 жыл бұрын
1:10 the way Damien pronounces “cicada” makes me want to cry
@jeremyhellen82345 жыл бұрын
Same with Heifer
@ryancondon22465 жыл бұрын
Availiblels
@jasminedoggietvn69955 жыл бұрын
Chicada
@magicmalletgaming90855 жыл бұрын
Same with "Reading" it's pronounced Redding lol
@ouija_bored58275 жыл бұрын
@@nerasomnia he is right
@astralm00ns4 жыл бұрын
9:27 we all know that’s just sans undertale wearing a human meat suit
@furiousfear7724 жыл бұрын
10:45 imagine a girl really likes You and she swipes right but it's actually left.
@princejangra12313 жыл бұрын
Exactly my thoughts
@TNTsquid.2 жыл бұрын
Then its a funny prank on em. You already were tryibg to cause chaos from the getgo right
@gamingwiths21105 жыл бұрын
in the middle of this video I got an ad that was telling me that people should get paid to watch ads. pay up, youtube
@gabrielbottjen11894 жыл бұрын
No ads here
@faybelle29914 жыл бұрын
Right ..
@gamingwiths21104 жыл бұрын
first of all, 267 likes? goddamn, thanks guys
@gamingwiths21104 жыл бұрын
@@faybelle2991 second of all, I'm not lying. I don't use Adblock, and one day I just got an ad that was people telling me how we don't need to watch ads and we should get paid for doing something we don't want to do. The thing is, I don't think it was an official ad since what the actual f**k lol
@gamingwiths21104 жыл бұрын
@@gabrielbottjen1189 I don't use Adblock so I get ads, surprise
@jemman29065 жыл бұрын
Damien: *laughs* Everyone: *happiness noise*
@firstspoontogetsubscribers5 жыл бұрын
jemman 290 hi
@jemman29065 жыл бұрын
@@firstspoontogetsubscribers hi
@imanihall18935 жыл бұрын
@@firstspoontogetsubscribers hi
@cynniethia5 жыл бұрын
jemman 290 e v e r y o n e
@fjustfoxtrot85585 жыл бұрын
@@firstspoontogetsubscribers HI
@courtneykirschman11664 жыл бұрын
Imma show up to Subway and say “6 inch no Hetero”
@hiroto50952 жыл бұрын
* gets popcorn *
@ShadowSlayer87903 жыл бұрын
At 5:32 i just about snapped when you said the crust was "the bad part" your lucky this time
@BackRowB5 жыл бұрын
"I'm gonna get this Japanese name wrong" Gets it right, Still gets any English town/city name wrong. Reading is pronounced Red-ing
@SakuraAvalon5 жыл бұрын
I, uh, I think you don't know how to pronounce Japanese. lol
@adequatelytrying65685 жыл бұрын
BackRow def wasnt right tho
@captainhoratiobungleiii71475 жыл бұрын
Reading Festival sounds super nerdy and high brow, compared with Redding Festival.
@liamduffin22085 жыл бұрын
@@captainhoratiobungleiii7147 its a great music festival quite famous in england
@captainhoratiobungleiii71475 жыл бұрын
@@liamduffin2208 yeeeees, it was by way of being a joke. On the pronunciation.
@l0f1_problems653 жыл бұрын
11:42 Actually.... Yes, he died trying to save his teacher on a burning school, The school exploded, btw movie is Big Hero 6
@awphooey2u5194 жыл бұрын
We have a childhood friend of ours that's six feet , two inches. His name is Evan. My sister said when she dies ...he has agreed to dress at the grim reaper and randomly stand in corners silently staring at people. When I give a speech ....i am to say "we are here because SOMEONE couldn't stay alive....I now get her car" And our childhood friend will point at people and whisper "you're next". Mind you, Evan has agreed to this and finds it hilarious.
@losman41075 жыл бұрын
This guy has like 10 accents an 20 impressions, hire this guy for a voice acting job damn
@eyeris40505 жыл бұрын
Cowbelly? Let's go baby
@maggiewilliams92534 жыл бұрын
🤣
@CaitlynLAG4 жыл бұрын
Cicada: ... Damien: Chick-eda
@cy-bernet-ix3 жыл бұрын
"take it from me, i'm the poop machine!" the most reliable source
@Rummersocker4 жыл бұрын
11:25. Iv'e mastered the ability to "fake" my mom's voice so Everytime my little brother is doing something he isn't allowed to I yell his name in my mom's voice.
@amelietremblay75824 жыл бұрын
I have mastered the ability to "fake" my uncle's voice. At a new year party, all my cousins were in the same room and I shouted "Hey" like my uncle does and they all panicked 'cause they thought that they did someting wrong. Oh and I am a girl with a lower voice than the average.
@c.i.a85754 жыл бұрын
MR.RXBSNXR we need your talent
@c.i.a85754 жыл бұрын
Amélie Tremblay also you too
@nininyoko134 жыл бұрын
You madlads.
@jaciel23063 жыл бұрын
Teach me your ways, sensei
@supershen10775 жыл бұрын
can we just appreciate how good Damien's impressions are?
@Dedicated_Loomer5 жыл бұрын
Super Shen pronunciation ain't good tho he said reading not reding
@KishinAubrey5 жыл бұрын
7:28 there's no way that's only a middle aged man, looks like a great-grandfather
@dawnweekly9494 жыл бұрын
5:42 i like the crust over the toppings
@I__have__no__enemiess2 жыл бұрын
Same
@tracks69844 жыл бұрын
7:01 this is what we call: not getting over a breakup
@thisaintitchief364 жыл бұрын
11:44 Not only is it Ironic how Tadashi got burned alive, but that’s persons profile pic was also Axel from kingdom hearts and he uses fire attacks.
@macdonald5815 жыл бұрын
“Glasses on or off during sex?” Off. I don’t need to seeman
@isaacthornton714 жыл бұрын
He may be gay but this underrated af
@pip88524 жыл бұрын
Tranos agreed
@isaacthornton714 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@delia_not_delilah57343 жыл бұрын
When it comes to the sibling villain thing its quite simple for me: put kecthup on top of lettuce on a burger
@justaguyonearth4 жыл бұрын
6:29 my dad tested this and we now have 2 neighbors funerals to go to now
@nicodemus49155 жыл бұрын
imagine trying to just peacefully get some glue to drink and accidentally grabbing milk
@smaxinade40225 жыл бұрын
i know that situation
@kat124445 жыл бұрын
Uggh all the time!
@randomstranger56075 жыл бұрын
its so annoying
@rjpena42585 жыл бұрын
Why does emkay have a really solid Impression of the president
@soupsmusic71295 жыл бұрын
He is the president. That's why
@adequatelytrying65685 жыл бұрын
Pandalover 27 dont insult him like that
@TyphoonTYUIOP3 жыл бұрын
1:11 If he only knew that Cicadas don't have ears..
@tigerisepik2 жыл бұрын
“I replaced a photo of my sister with Vladimir Putin..” That aged well.
@officialmaxrebo5 жыл бұрын
“Donald Trump destructing how he eats pizza.” - Damien, 2019
@adamwest87114 жыл бұрын
Salvation Salvatoré - I swear, sometimes I watch these just to see which words he will massacre.
@deivisony4 жыл бұрын
Deconstructing
@officialmaxrebo4 жыл бұрын
Sudden Darkness lmao nigga my pfp is a photoshopped picture of Gerard Way with tits. Thanks for the advice. Not so thanks for the negative attitude and insults, as not only am I still in school, but you also couldn’t have simply looked name to see that ‘Salvatoré’ isn’t a female name-so why would I be a female?
@Kjf3654 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: that was a pizza hut commercial that Trump was in showing off their stuffed crust pizza.
@The_Chef25114 жыл бұрын
I was more distracted by a memory of a massive rant Jon Stewart went on over Trump and his fellow tragically missed abortion opportunity Sarah Palin eating at a pizza chain restaurant using a knife and fork with the slices stacked on top of each other.
@bcoon20004 жыл бұрын
When your married 14 years because of a bet and everyone you know is divorced by 5
@vap0rw1se4 жыл бұрын
the guy who put elmer's glue instead of milk, at this time of the year, is the true madlad. he *will* gain that victory royale.
@upgrade49753 жыл бұрын
I like to think that Zach doesn't intend to have background music while making the videos, and he just has a freind who really likes the saxophone and plays it while he's recording just to mess with him
@roryfollinpiano21615 жыл бұрын
Just for future reference Reading is pronounced “Redding”
@rltb_riley5 жыл бұрын
Thx
@jalexander1924 жыл бұрын
...and Cicada is pronounced "Sick-ate-uh"
@Eueueyw4 жыл бұрын
Joseph Alexander I thought it was like “sick-aid-er”
@thefierypug20344 жыл бұрын
Lol I’m 69 th like
@blueisnotgreen72584 жыл бұрын
I lived in the town of Reading Ohio and I swear they only pronounce it that way because they can’t read
@dudeman19835 жыл бұрын
5:25 × that was an actual ad for Pizza Hut stuffed crust. All business themed and everything. Ridiculous.
@fredericchopin83925 жыл бұрын
Dude Man19 shhhhh It was a sin regardless.
@dudeman19835 жыл бұрын
Excuse me, My personal demon was offended.
@eddmaster28415 жыл бұрын
I want to say that I actually eat my pizza like this 99% of the time but now I fear for my life ;-;
@dudeman19835 жыл бұрын
@@eddmaster2841 y tho theres no re *ONE THOUSAND THOUSAND STRONG THUNDERS TORMENT FROM THE MIGHTY SEAT OF THE FLAMING FIRMAMENT* son not to. Its just pizz *DWELLING PLACE OF DRAGONS CAST DOWN FROM THE POISON STARS*
@dudeman19835 жыл бұрын
*₩4ÆÞ*
@geicogecko73034 жыл бұрын
Eventually, The Cicada stopped thinking
@brihan214 жыл бұрын
4:35 My sister actually did this. Her gym teacher decided to punish the whole class because one kid did something stupid, my sis didn't think that was very fair, so she spent several hours reading the Geneva Convention laws. She printed out what she wanted, went to school the next day and accused her teacher of a war crime. The teacher hasn't made that mistake again.
@JackKobayashi5 жыл бұрын
MY LAST NAME IS *KOBAYASHI* he might be a relative though. EDIT: Anyways just to clear up: My name is Jack Kobayashi :) I have a british mum and a Japanese dad. I was born in Liverpool but I moved to Japan at six years old! Also, I get a LOT of comments (in real life) about that one anime with Kobayashi in it and it's quite funny 😂 Anyways that's all I wanted to clear up!
@joshuagraham57505 жыл бұрын
Regular Artist huh does that mean your name is Regular Artist Kobayashi
@strionic7705 жыл бұрын
Cool last name tho
@lexi83975 жыл бұрын
Regular Artist Probably not a relative, Kobayashi is a common name.
@chariot51545 жыл бұрын
The question is, do you have THE uniform?
@sluttymctits44965 жыл бұрын
You've got the blood of old school"girls" and champion hot dog eaters coursing through your veins. We are not worthy of you gracing us with your almighty presence. Praise be the epic Kobayashi clan!
@GameZedd014 жыл бұрын
Your greatest sin is that you've never watched Big Hero 6.
@ASH-zz2qs4 жыл бұрын
True words
@kynto4 жыл бұрын
SuperMarioLogan: NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO,
@Butterpony4 жыл бұрын
E x a c t l y Tadashi was truly the best boy in all honesty
@jennifersmith62414 жыл бұрын
True
@nolbertaguerrero42574 жыл бұрын
True
@DragonHeartHisMajestyX3 ай бұрын
1:16 Even the look on the cicada’s face looks like it’s experiencing sheer horror. Lol
@LOCALIZACIONREMOTA4 жыл бұрын
6:23 Florida Man: *shoots a 50. Caliber gun* Also Florida Man: *Runs*
@UnknowingNeko5 жыл бұрын
The “gay chicken” one I- xD
@EmKay5 жыл бұрын
the longest no homo ever sustained by man
@kottonkandy09625 жыл бұрын
Nah, it’s this one: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/q9Gfls-mkt-zqWg.html
@eliserss91795 жыл бұрын
imagine using "XD" in 2019
@kottonkandy09625 жыл бұрын
Luna Ssjb - imagine being judgemental over a two letter reaction face
@eliserss91795 жыл бұрын
@@kottonkandy0962 Commit glass walk no sock
@MikeClowder4 жыл бұрын
This man is killing it with the voice impressions, can we get a collab between Chills and Joe from Family Guy
@meep69423 жыл бұрын
absolute MadLad would be somehow managing to get a whole frickin school up for a prank just to give the popular kid an anxiety attack because he thinks he is a ghost and nobody can hear him, only faintly.
@bryanaserrano27824 жыл бұрын
when you actually watch emkay just for his different voices. i’m convinced there are like 50 people behind the mic
@Lukyan5 жыл бұрын
Says "cicada" like that one more time, Damien. See what happens.
@mia-yn4ri5 жыл бұрын
*see what happens* is that a threat?
@EmKay5 жыл бұрын
👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
@davechisnall57155 жыл бұрын
It’s a promise
@KuvaPefo5 жыл бұрын
Lukyan sick ay da or sick ah da? Or chick ay da?? I thought it was sickayda...
@Lukyan5 жыл бұрын
@@KuvaPefo Most people are between sickayda and sickahda. I personally use sickayda. It's like tomato / "tomahto", except saying chickayda is like carrots /tomato
@emilymurray90105 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of that one r/ihadastroke video. ‘Are you having a stroke? Should I call for help? BONK’
@ILoveYani5 жыл бұрын
BONK
@wolfrost19715 жыл бұрын
BINK
@Hoshimaru574 жыл бұрын
8:13 My girlfriend would be pissed if I did this. And didn’t ask if she could join. God DAMN!
@CrystalDragonBook03 жыл бұрын
The ad for this was Buffalo Wild Wings, who claim to be the “official wings of the big dance” I am losing it
@headlessaxeman67184 жыл бұрын
6:18 I sent an image of this to my dad and he said "I'll be sure to use the anti hurricane rounds"
@keelyflow13035 жыл бұрын
at 9:56 is that a muffin with the pistachio shells still on the pistachios
@alpitu214 жыл бұрын
YEETT
@thebigggestchungus4 жыл бұрын
Keely Flow oh god i see it
@fabulouschild20053 жыл бұрын
I swear the EmKay crew are Masters of impersonations. One of them (I can't remember who) I'm convinced is Chills and Damien can do a really good Kronk impression
@Joseph_Drew_III2 жыл бұрын
Lemony Snicket didn’t spend years trying to make sure three children are safe from harm just to be known as Joe and Kronk.
@mysteryman45533 жыл бұрын
Everyone gansta till they start playing Straight Chicken
@Chrosteellium5 жыл бұрын
5:33 Did you just call pizza crust "the bad stuff" I'm so disappointed.
@sproutneedshelp60454 жыл бұрын
The place where we get pizza from, the crust is always burnt so yeah....
@NintendoArmenia4 жыл бұрын
You eat it!?
@Chrosteellium4 жыл бұрын
el kore eat what? The crust? Why wouldn't I that's the best part.
@sproutneedshelp60454 жыл бұрын
@@NintendoArmenia it isn't burnt completely, but I still find it a bit too crunchy. I still wouldn't waste it though, I just eat the pizza normally and then fold the crust with what's left of the "good part" of the pizza so it tastes better.
@achintyasaipokkuluri70294 жыл бұрын
Thoth IKR it is my favorite part aside from the sauce
@quoa41725 жыл бұрын
I’m such a madlad I hang up clothes that your not supposed to
@BrainPowerSubs5 жыл бұрын
fucking noob, i just hung myself
@sweetjello_70575 жыл бұрын
you women, cant be madlad
@KingJellyfishII5 жыл бұрын
@@sweetjello_7057 meh madlad should be gender independent
@EmKay5 жыл бұрын
delete this this is illegal
@beepbeep3605 жыл бұрын
@@BrainPowerSubs thats dark... I wish i could do the same but im scared of death
@thepaintpad98174 жыл бұрын
I remember someone saying theyd bonk their way across Ancient Greece pretending to be Zeus.
@koffykrispy53224 жыл бұрын
4:26 that reminds me when a substitute teacher violated the Geneva convention
I work at a subway. A friend of mine got asked for a footlong italian so he said to the girl "Sorry love, I'm Scottish"
@dahliaserrato17064 жыл бұрын
Anyone else unreasonably mad at the fact that dad thinks it called “Mindcraft” and not Minecraft? “Computer legos“ aside...
@nininyoko134 жыл бұрын
Ever thought about 1. Typing errors 2. "Mindcraft" is just another way he messes with his kid 3. That could be the truth
@space__idklmao3 жыл бұрын
My parents used to think it was called Mindcraft too
@fefek13 жыл бұрын
1:56 I often accidently do the opposite when I fake fart for no reason and everyone thinks it's real :-:
@mrsmajler12605 жыл бұрын
Damien: *laughs* Every human on earth: *I was sick, but now I am cured*
@ErisOmega5 жыл бұрын
Hello there, Damian, if you are reading this, YOUR LAUGH MAKES ME LAUGH!
@Jesus_and_my_trap_phone4 жыл бұрын
0:22 that is the greatest idea I have ever heard 😂😂
@alaude53974 жыл бұрын
Unpopular opinion: The crust of pizza is the best part as the taste of all the toppings collectively that reside in your mouth at the end combine with the crust and perfects the flavor
@cookiesw92704 жыл бұрын
I tend to leave the crust
@merricklamarsna44704 жыл бұрын
Prepare to be clensed
@luke87994 жыл бұрын
12:11 im just here to say that this is literally shouto and touya except touya's been a villain for a while that's just how it is
@arachnids8grip4 жыл бұрын
Luke Mha fan?
@shaziamairaj45834 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah! And that kinda attitude suits Shouto more than anything
@spencerpaquette30444 жыл бұрын
I agree
@jaciel23063 жыл бұрын
@@arachnids8grip i think they are
@alexwentlucid18945 жыл бұрын
It said 4:01 pm when it showed the microwave at 4:01. My conclusion? *THE* *UNIVERSE* *IS* *A* *MADLAD*
@alexwentlucid18945 жыл бұрын
What the hell? I got a like from emkay? I knew today was good but dang 😂
@matthewstanley15214 жыл бұрын
2:19 Honestly, this is why I respect flat-earthers way more than anti-vax. Believing the earth is flat hurts NO ONE, anti-vax hurts A LOT OF PEOPLE.
@arandomuser94594 жыл бұрын
Matthew Stanley Yeah I suppose your right however they are like the Paul brothers one of them is better than the other but as both of them suck that doesn’t say much.
@liamdawber42114 жыл бұрын
13:46 loolll I can just imagine 30,000 ppl reading Harry Potter ahahah haha
@NeocanTheAxolotl3 жыл бұрын
1 year later in 1st comment here
@mattk41105 жыл бұрын
Ah yes the Reeding festival. Not to be confused with the famous Reading festival (pronounced Redding)
@BundasaurusPecs5 жыл бұрын
It was pretty good ngl
@KanyeEastLondon4 жыл бұрын
1:19 12 hours is like half a fly’s life so that’s pretty sad 😂
@toasterbathbombs1394 жыл бұрын
That’s not a fly tho
@KanyeEastLondon4 жыл бұрын
What is it?
@neptunehiro70914 жыл бұрын
whooshifgay A Cicada, they spend 17 years underground and like 5-6 on the surface. In other words this Cicada spent 17 years underground just to listen to the modern monstrosity, *Baby Shark.*
@thegoldencoin21763 жыл бұрын
Had to do it to them
@sharkboi32603 жыл бұрын
5:26 I eat pizza this way. Fight me.
@coroixiwa4 жыл бұрын
Funny story involving that one where a rule is made because of you. Place I work at had a "No loose or noisy jewelry pieces or accessories" rule. I say HAD because when I started working there it took one week before the boss came into the room and ripped the rule down to put up our new one that says "[My name] must wear a bell, loose jewelry, accessory, ANYTHING noisy, or have a second person around at all times". I guess they got tired of having near-heartattack incidents with how quiet I can move about the office. I now have a reason to wear a bell now (I like bells). I miss the old nickname though... (Nickname around Halloween was Ghost, and they literally went around telling people about a "ghost" in our building when talking about me. Now when people ask they say they "Dealt with the matter, so no more hauntings".) Not my fault I'm a quiet person. Although my boss does have a weak heart, so I understand. New nickname Jingle is cool though.
@CommunistFBI4 жыл бұрын
Quit this... *Immediately*
@bananaboi30434 жыл бұрын
FBI wait are you fbi
@CommunistFBI4 жыл бұрын
@@bananaboi3043 No, I'm the FBI
@orthodoxcrusader85684 жыл бұрын
No komrad *you* guit
@isaaclee20844 жыл бұрын
NO U
@Butterpony4 жыл бұрын
CATCH ME IF YOU CAN *breaks through window and runs off into the freezing lake*
@thedukeofnothing64215 жыл бұрын
“I’m gonna suspect that he’s actually gay” Well yeah, you two adopted and got married, and he didn’t complain!
@adequatelytrying65685 жыл бұрын
Graham Of Miitomo thats the joke
@darcyroberts12895 жыл бұрын
r/woosh
@matpat98844 жыл бұрын
2:55 RULE 1.DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB
@chuggs4522 Жыл бұрын
13:04 Bro I started hysterically laughing right as it showed up
@daodangthianh95485 жыл бұрын
Me : *see's title Every Scouts in an 10 kilometer radius: *_*b o n k i n t e n s i f i e s*_*
@Reragi5 жыл бұрын
1:42 Got a bucket of chicken, wanna do it?
@bugadinho_gamers5 жыл бұрын
Ehh ok
@Joseph_Drew_III2 жыл бұрын
1:30 “When there’s that much, nobody’ll notice us take a small finder’s fee.”
@boisq974 жыл бұрын
i have a tip for everyone that eats pizza and doesnt like the crust, fold it so you have a part of the pizza with more dough instead of just pure dough
@hippsthehippo98045 жыл бұрын
**My dad was a madlad he left my mom when she told him she was pregnant**
@QueerAndHunger5 жыл бұрын
Roses are red Violets are blue Your dad is absent And your mum beats you
@beepatpen5 жыл бұрын
Your dad was pregnant and he didn't know? Wow.
@hippsthehippo98045 жыл бұрын
@@beepatpen she uno reverse carded him
@finlandball19395 жыл бұрын
3:46 Polandball need some convincing. Anyone wanna split the pie again eh. Any Germans wanna answer lol.
@pewdiepieisstillabadyoutub44905 жыл бұрын
*no*
@user-bl3de1tw3q5 жыл бұрын
It's a нет from me
@HunterExamGrad5 жыл бұрын
So I wanna take the half you take the other
@dezert9565 жыл бұрын
Nein
@StableLies5 жыл бұрын
What happened to communist China ball
@Koffi8804 жыл бұрын
7:27 Emkay: I going to mispronounce this name A couple seconds later he perfectly pronounces it
@noelmendoza89224 жыл бұрын
If the earth is completely flat, it would be so thin that we would’ve tore it already.
@nagol_0695 жыл бұрын
Two in one day, nice job Damien!
@nou95865 жыл бұрын
"I saw this post it made me very happy because it's the funniest thing I've read in like the last week and a half." -Damien 2019
@EmKay5 жыл бұрын
a happy damien is a good damien
@DonJosesv4 жыл бұрын
4:12 plot twist: what if he was talking about another girl 😂
@aidanfreienmuth0064 жыл бұрын
10:24 what rule was made because of you? Dr. Bright: *All of them*
@meganoreo18395 жыл бұрын
i mean... a picture of Keanu Reeves and Patrick Swayze, what else do you need in life?