Hey guys! We just wanted to apologise for the lack of a thumbnail on this video, and on the next few as we've been given a false Community Guidelines strike (we're still not sure why). We'll be uploading our previously scheduled videos only once a day until the strike penalty is over, but after that everything will be back to normal :) - Emkay team

Fun fact: that Papa John’ pizza massacre is what happens when there isn’t one of those plastic table things in the middle

9:56 it is wholesome, the "poison" is actually the weather changing, it is a bunch of regular trees with evergreens around it, during fall the leaves of the smile change but the evergreens stay the same.

The "poisoned trees" is actually a clever arrangement of evergreen trees and maples to make a smile. It was created by a loging company and yearly that smile is there in the fall. Its awesome!

9:53 the trees aren’t poisoned! They’re a different type of tree, called Larch trees. They have needles that turn colors and fall off in autumn. They were planted by Hampton Lumber to spread cheer during the colder months. I think the thing more infuriating is how fast false or misinformed information like this spreads when someone tries to do good.

I absolutely adore how Robin called the bird a flying mango. With so much intensity too. It felt like it was his bird.

The tattoo says: why would you get an “illegible” tattoo?

What's mildly infuriating is the fact that robin doesn't seem to realize these are suppose to be mild, and things like backwards Oreos and a 7 handled octopus mug are what this subreddit is for.

What truly infuriates me is when the biscuit container doesn't immediately pop open and you're forced to bang it on something or it pops and the biscuits go flying out

"Why would you get an illegible tattoo????" seems to be the message on the tat pic. Still confusing to read though.

hey so at 9:56 in the video, I've actually driven past that smiley a LOT, and the funny thing is that it completely disappears in the green months (like summer and spring). What's actually planted there is seasonal conifers (not sure of the real name but basically conifers that change color depending on the season. they exist!) and so when it's cold, the smiley becomes visible! but in the warmer months, you can't even see it! it's pretty neat, and also not nearly as awful as the caption made it out to be

9:49 i live in Oregon and pass this every time i go to the beach. it’s not poisoned it’s a different type of tree! so yes wholesome.

“Naughty flying mango, NAUGHTY!” definitely my favourite part, lol

At 5:00 I was reminded of my neighbor who got so fed up with people tossing their cigarette butts in her yard that she had cameras installed and put up a sign to inform whoever was doing it that she was watching. She even had a bunch of the butts in a plastic bag stapled to the sign. She was NOT messing around and I loved it

The trees aren't poisoned. Tamarack trees have needles but lost them every year, so they turn yellow, this was precision planting, and pretty awesome.

Actually, I heard the story with the trees elsewhere. They're not poisoned, the forestry guy who planted that area planted a different type of tree who's leaves change color to make it. Those trees are perfectly fine. :)

You should say “ hey internet stop your sobbin cause its robin!” Or something this just popped into my head

10:14 Then that means you’re not an OCTopus, you’re a SEPTopus

Hey !!! I finally can explain why do the thing!!! Each washer needs to be individually wrapped since it's sold as a separate item. When shipping it counts as one item with an Asin, so when receiving it an associate needs to count each and every one. If it was sold in a box set 300 of them would be one solitary item.

for anyone wondering, the keycaps are the AKKO "World Tour" keycap set

My worst instance was where a doorknob got stuck in my pocket, flung open, smacked my bare foot, and I stumbled backward and smacked my head on a bookshelf

The keycaps are Akko Tokyo World Tour keycaps if anyone was wondering.

I’m thinking the guy bit the Hemp soap seeing the symbol marked on the front and thought he would get “High.” By eating it. Sadly, that doesn’t happen in soap bars since anything that made with oils, is usually just fragrances since food spoils and flowers have to be carefully placed in during the molding process.

When you finally get new earphones and your cat decides that your earphones are now a string toy. And now all of your earphones either don’t work at all or only work in one ear.

Wow, Robin’s such a nice guy! He smacked Zach in the face just to see if we were doing alright. Thanks Robin!

No! That Tattoo is Perfect BECAUSE it's misaligned using the scar to do so.

13:48 it says "Why would you get an illegible tattoo?"

Whenever people pull off the stunt of having a mask with holes in it, and you tell them that they need to wear a mask but they tell you they are, say “I require a *full* mask, not 1/8th of one.”

Sh*t even that Mildlyinfuriating was mildly infuriating

Imagine People playing football on that... Thing and aligator crawls out of the river Game mode set: hardcore

"oH nO, aS if iT aFfEcTs The FlAvOuR yOu PoOr bAby" huh, it's almost as if the sub is called MILDLYinfuriating

6:21 His answer was actually wrong

The one with the tree it’s not poison They are a different breed of tree so it’s a different color to make a smiley face I live by it I would know

Emkay: **Browses r/mildlyinfuriating** Also Emkay: **Argues that it's not infuriating but just a mild inconvenience no one should be too bothered by, almost like there's a word to describe this kind of petty yet bothering reaction that these posts cause in people**

bold of you to assume I am mentally stable enough to shower everyday

7:38 “NAUGHTY FLYING MANGO, NAUGHTY” never loved anything more than what he said

Maybe shouldn’t have watched mildly infuriating as soon as I woke up.

For a moment, I thought that cigarette was attached to the fingernail.

fun fact: as someone who has gotten both a tent and a sleeping bag back into its bag, i can confirm you get a trophy straight from the heavens.

13:02 This happened to me so many times! I literally broke one of my front incisors, and now it is missing an entire right triangle-shaped piece, because someone did this to me. Imagine having a trapezoid shaped tooth for the rest of your life (if I don't get like a cap for my tooth or smth), all because of this.

13:44 the tattoo is a joke, it says “why would you get an illegible tattoo” with a few question marks in there

13:50 why would you get an illegible tattoo? That’s that it say.

Charging your phone all night and realizing it's not plugged in

9:56 My partner says that it wasn't poisoned, those specific species of tree only turns green during the time when the surrounding field lost its leaves. So no worries! They leave right near an area just like that.

Robin checking in on all of us is so amazing 🥰🥰

13:43 This isn't mildly infuriating, I love this. It says "Why would you get an illegible tattoo"

The joke at 13:52 is that the tattoo says "why would you get an illegible tattoo?" And it's tricking hilarious

1:46 "Grab it,Shove it" -Robin 2020

1:30 Imagine trying to play a game with wasd to move *TWISTER!*

5:08 “...we always look the other way”. Not me lol. For my photography final I took a bunch of pictures of cigarette butts.

My sibling:hey I ate your- Me: *yeet the child*

When i do a whole 30min IQ test and after finishing it says "check your results for only $5"

What's mildly infuriating to me is that my keyboard on my phone is too small and I always accidentally click wrong letters or completely miss the space and instead hit a letter or the button for emojis

13:55 this spells: Why would you get an illegible tattoo?

What is quite infuriating for me is when I've been prescribed a syrup that's supposed to help me eat better and have a vanilla flavour actually tastes like medicine and I almost threw up.

Robin's "nAUGHTY FLYING MANGO *NAUGHTY!!!*" kills me every freaking time

The tattoo was "Why would you get an intelligible tattoo???". Just so you know.🐱

*2019 : Stay away from negative people* _2020 : Stay away from positive people_

To the weelchair thing. A lot of people in wheelchairs can use their legs to power the pedals, but cannot stand and support their weight. So a pedal wheel chair makes sense in a lot of places. It is much easier to pedal with hurt or weak legs than talking or running on their own.

13:44, it says "why Would you get an illegible tatto????", I think.

"when you're using headphones and the cable gets stuck on a door handle" laughs in bluetooth

13:43 It literally says: Why would you get an illegible tattoo? You gotta read it really weirdly but yeah that's what it says-

i kinda love 13:43 because it basically says "why would you get an illegible tatoo?" and i find that a very clever shitpost to put on your body. real commitment to the bit

7:37 The delivery of this line made me lose it. Thank you, Robin

“Hey audience, are you doing alright right now?” no I had a voice crack in front of the whole school before all this corona started And I still wanna punch myself in the face.

At 13:43 The tattoo said "Why would you get an illegible tattoo?"

r/MildlyInfuriating is the "I'm not a masochist but I'm having a suspiciously good day" version of r/ExtremlyInfuriating

At 0:54 I believe it was ace ventura that delivered that package.

I love all members of Emkay and have been watching the channel for a long time. There's one thing I wanted to let you guys know though because it has come up several times in the videos and it has sucked to see. Every few weeks there's a post in the videos for r/MildlyInfuriating or r/facepalm about wheelchairs with peddles or that otherwise use a person's legs. And there's always commentary essentially saying "did you think this one through?" and mocking the product. Many people don't know that 8 out of 10 wheelchair users are ambulatory, meaning they can stand and walk on their own or with assistance for at least a short distance. Very few people realize this and many believe anyone who can walk even a few feet but uses a wheelchair (for many different reasons) is faking. And even though the comments on Emkay are in jest, it can really hurt wheelchair users when the joke is literally that we don't exist (but definitely do). As someone who has weak arms and power-assisted wheels on my manual chair, I would love to be able to peddle to propel. I have leg movement and am ambulatory, but standing and walking long distances aren't possible for me. The majority of people in wheelchairs aren't paralyzed and yet our existence is routinely denied. Comments like this happen often for wheelchair users in public too and it becomes a problem because for instance, when I walk the short distance from my driver's seat to the back of my car to unload my wheelchair, I have been cursed at, harassed, and told many horrible things. Ambulatory wheelchair users get stared at or mean glares for getting up out of their wheelchair, for instance to grab something off a high shelf in the store. Jokes are made that "you're cured!" and other things. I share this not to make anyone feel bad, but jokes like this contribute to and maintain the discrimination against wheelchair users, the belief that the only reason to use a wheelchair is paralysis, and the judgement towards ambulatory wheelchair users. In a depressingly high number of cases people in wheelchairs have literally been assaulted for "faking" because they stood up. The issue is awareness and I just hope that in the future people will realize just how many reasons there are to need a mobility device besides paralysis (which is a very real reason). Cardiac and respiratory conditions, chronic and debilitating pain while walking from Arthritis or other disease, joint instability, autonomic disorders, the list goes on. I know this might seem over the top considering this video is largely memes/jokes and this is a reddit channel, but the thing that hurts is that our existence - or rather the denial or ignorance to our existence - is treated as the butt of a joke. I've seen it enough times on this channel now that as a fan I wanted to reach out, the only thing that can change this is awareness.

3:23 I did that a lot with my first laptop. That thing was extremely rugged, considering it wasn't one specifically made/designed as a rugged laptop.

It always makes me realise how short I am when people say that their pants get caught on doorknobs. When I wear t-shirts my sleeves get caught on doorknobs.

people go into a Walmart near by and steal under wear then they sell the package at the same price

Good day, everyone! Day 55 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/ihadastroke -r/sbubby -r/trippinthroughtime Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/Wellthatsucks -r/BreadStapledToTrees -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Lexi: -r/mildlyinteresting -r/notlikeothergirls And finally: -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice) Thanks! :D

BUT I'm WEaRimG a mASK PERFECT markiplier accent.

The best thing about the package: It says "Careful, glas!" As a former DHL worker: These labels are carefully ignored.

5:03...I'm a smoker myself, and I hate it when I see people do that. I have an ashtray in my car that gets emptied out every day after work, and I try my very hardest not to toss my cigarette butts on the ground. Can't figure out why anyone does that, especially when ashtrays and butt cans are so readily available. Boggles the mind, it does.

2 views 7 likes seems perfectly balanced as all things should be

Day one of asking Robin to say: I I'm Robin and I'm bobbin...... Apple

"Better gradients Better pizza go screw yourself" i laughed so hard 😂

"Naughty flying mango, naughty!" Is my favourite EmKay quote ever, I've seen this video for like the tenth time and it gets me everytime.

Ive been doing Boy Scouts for five years, God hasn’t given me my tent trophy yet the Cheapskate

You started to sound like Tomas Sanders in his vines for a second...

Fun fact: at 6:20 the problem isn't an error with the system, it's a misplaced subtraction sign on the third set of parenthesis which makes what's supposed to be negative 6 over negative 5 (as the sign is meant to be outside of the fraction), into negative 6 over positive 5 which makes it slightly different from the supposed correct answer Hope I didn't goof on that

13:53 it says: “Why would you get an intelligible tattoo?”

2:20 why does that sound like an actual password

13:17 I grew up in a family of ranchers, in a culture where families traditionally reared cattle, goats, sheep, chickens, and anything else they could find. You best bet I learned the art of butchering according to my traditions. If anything, that video might give me tips for various new cuts.

When saying "wHaT dO y0u MeAn?! i'M wEaRiNg a MaSk!!" He sounds like Scooby-Doo being beat

13:43 when you actually read the tattoos says, “why would you get an illegible tattoo?” That is actually pretty creative!

13.53 Tattoo Translation - "Why Would you get an illegible tattoo?" For any one who wondered what it said.

Robin it’s 7:03 in the morning, you’re luck I love y’all so much..

Nothing has ever struck so much fear into my heart than Robin saying "You arrogant little prick" like that

7:36 I don't know why but that voice that Robin was using to yell at those birds for shitting on the monitor is the funniest fucking thing I've ever heard

0:08 lol that's the speed of my wifi Hahahaha............. Crying

Part of my sleepwalking is that I'll unplug my phone. The number of times that I've woken up to a dead phone...🙃

one thing i've noticed is that whenever ordering anything on wish, the cheaper the product is, the mosre expensive the delivery fee is. you could order a item for 0.086 cents, and the shipping fees would be in the double digits. For example I orders a 300 pack of small plastic bags for around $1, and the shipping was around $25-$30 (plus tax of COURSE)

4:20 those are rookie numbers, you gotta add a few more sport fees

*slaps someone because i am infuriated by this*

1:45 the Italian has possessed him meaning Italian people are literally rolling in their grave

Can confirm, hades came to personally give me my 10th trophy for putting a tent back in the bag.

Wow. I have to praise the tattoo at 13:53 in all honesty. If you are able to read it out, it practically laughs at itself, saying "Why would you get an illegible tattoo????"