I can't believe Robin is still trying to convince us he's a human.

Robin: "I made a cherry pie and my cat stood on it". Also Robin: * shows truck instead * Pie is the picture after truck.

Google captions while Robin is laughing: [Laughter] [Music]

0:25 Oml I almost had a heart attack when I realized that was my art. YESSSSSSS!!!!

this subreddit is basically: im trying piss you off but i’m not trying to piss you off but its already pissing you off so i’ll leave it be-

Karen: Karen is more offensive than the n-word! Me: so then why can you say Karen but not the n-word? Karen:*screams in velociraptor*

8:17 There's actually people fighting against this. I remember my friend telling me there was a group at her college that started a "text book" fund. Basically, he set up a system where people in a class will pool their money to buy a SINGLE textbook, then someone would scan the text book cover to cover and email the PDF version of it to everyone in their class. There were even a few teachers who helped out with this. It was pretty neat.

9:47 there actually exists a type of katana with no guard. It's called Shirasaya. It was basically designed with concealment in mind, to make it look like a piece of wood, henceforth the hilt and the sheathe are both pure wood, no garments or decoration, and there was no guard.

Me watching this Softly: don’t

Title: images that make you scream Me who keeps getting spawned killed in a game:

"You weren't even close, you stupid a-" *perfectly cut ads*

Emkay- A cat stood on my pie Also emkay- *doesnt show picture immediately - *Pumped up kicks intensified

Me: sees the opening Also me: ironic

"Its all carpet?" "Always has been" *gun cocking*

THAT'S MY BROTHER'S FANART IN THE BEGINNING- OMG I'M SO PROUD OF HIM

15:42 you could say this editor misunderstanding is... mildly infuriating

"Don't take me seriously, I don't put my toddler in a cabinet". Me: wait am I the only one that does that?

I’ll give you something mildly infuriating. My Minecraft wasn’t loading so I had to delete and redownload just so I could play it. And I lost my 1 to 1 scale ratio of the Ohio State University Football Stadium that I spent a year on :’)

Alright I’ll be honest, the sliced cheese one is understandable. I’ve eaten sliced cheese, every slice is completely linked together and it’s really hard to split them without breaking it, to the point where sometimes I just treat it like a normal cheese and cut it with a knife.

The fact the people now have to clarify that they're not actually serious about locking a 4 year old in a locker on this kind of video obviously in sarcasm, is sad. I swear, people now (Not everyone) can't take a joke. I'm not one too much for dark humor but I still understand it's a joke :/

7:50 FORGET THE SORTING THIS MAN HAS 213356 NOTIFICATIONS IN HIS "APPLE" FOLDER

Fun fact: the first person didn’t comment Edit: IM WRITING THIS IN 2021 BTW, HOLY CRAP THIS BLEW UP

13:40 This reminds me of an instance where a kid who went to school with a temperature. Instead of sending the kid home, which was what was supposed to happen at the time, the principal was like, “Just stick him by some air conditioning and come back in.” Welp, glad I don’t go to public schools

As an Iowan, I can confirm that even our corn is miss shaped.

I’m making a dnd character sheet while watching KZfaq and I rolled 5 nat1’s in a row using a 1d6 which is basically your average cube die. This was automatically suggested to me right after. My luck must be shit right now, but at least it’s Emkay! I can deal with a little cursed stuff with the smooth voices of the Emkay crew.

I'm so sorry for those who has trypophobia

15:10 hey EmKay, I hope you see this. I just want to say that I had this happen to me once, but instead of the jack coming off, the jack melted inside the phone. I wondered why it stopped working, so I pulled it out, only for it to be flattened and really hot. I would make it a Reddit post but I don’t have the headphones anymore.

The most infuriating part of the coding tweet at the end, is the fact that I coded a software that can read user input and like in that one determine in its own method whether the number is even or not in FIVE minutes, using only SINGLE "if" condition. And i've studied java less than two months, only 6h per week...

"Today the soap went missing I looked up" The person: how did the soap stick there? The soap: I've seen many thing So I had no choice

Livestream: exists Robin: *wheeze*

"We're here for the funnies and to laugh at the stupid people, so let's keep doing that!" ~Robin

"its powerade, nobody's gonna buy it anyway" me, a powerade enjoyer: B R U H

People not being subbed “makes you scream”

9:03 I actually almost clicked “dismiss” out of habit

“Rip me 3 new buttholes”

Emkay should be an advertiser, the way he said "HA! We've still got 220 sheets in here, but in a different font!" made me want to buy that paper SO damn bad.

The shaking-laughing effect is my new favorite thing! It works so well

"can you imagine breaking into some dude's house and he yanks a drawer and yoinks a katana out of it" me looks at katana "it won't fit "

I CAN'T, AN ADD PLAYED AFTER ROBIN SAID "you stupid-" "coffeee mmm" HFKEHDJ

15:46 actually hurts my soul.

I can just imagine the person building the puzzle that was missing a corner piece sitting there and searching for hours

As an Iowa resident, I can confirm that 7:06 is accurate. Iowa's county map, containing 99 counties, is cursed as fuck

John Mulaney said "If you’re comparing the badness of two words and you won’t even say one of them… That’s the worse word" 12:33, I see how quickly that went down the drain

0:07 Here we have a tea kettle in it's natural habitat

6:13 for the people that don't know the language of the Philippines: Tagalog. The second line 'Gandang di mo inakala' means 'Beauty you didn't expect'.

The guy with the half banana is an absolute legend. He belongs on r/madlads. I would feel honored if somebody pulled a joke with such dedication on me. I mean look how clean this cut is

The accent and tone of voice makes robin sound something like a cartoon character

3:45 the amount of times my pockets have gotten stuck on these..

11:33 I live in Germany and I have to admit that our country isn't free from stupidity. I wish everyone on this channel the best and that they stay healthy in these f'd up times

Fun Fact: Swedish Fish aren’t from Sweden, They aren’t even sold in Sweden

9:24 Robin: * totally misses the uneven dot *

“Not even remotely close you-“ *Simply Piano Skit Starts Playing*

Every time Robin does one of these I just want to pour him a cup of tea and give him a plate of cookies.

My god, I hate people that misspell words. There so annoying.

I remember my dad would send me game informer magizines

Mildly infuriating: pressing retry on all star smash in smash ultimate when you meant to resume

For the subreddit being "Mildly" infuriating it makes me want to hot glue Lego bricks to peoples feet preatty hard...

When the guy hit his head on the drywall I said "Tanjiro? Is that you?"

the thumbnail be lookin like when you get the task in shields lmao

5:03 "What do we continue to use after it's broken?" Hymen

37 likes, 1 dislike, no views and 9 comment me: "can i see the comments?" YT: "how about a no"

Me: Modern Society can't get any worse than 2020 That person: (softly) don't

15:36 I'm experienced in Lua myself, I can answer the question. Just check if the number modulo 2 is 0. In code form: local function isEven(number) if number % 2 == 0 then return true else return false end end

12:35 they realize that calling someone a karen can apply to everyone

You know what's mildly infuriating? The fact that at 15:41 a post is started, then at 15:44 something completely different is started, which is then hugely elaborated on, and then at 16:13 the earlier posts picture is shown.

“You stupid a-“ Ad: *random day of the dead music starts playing*

"You know what? No! You stupid-" *Ad plays*

"You stupid-" *cuts to an ad*😂😂you got censored

12:55 You know what, I can respect Margret there. She actually had the stones to actually type the words instead of just saying "the n-word". She's still wrong, of course, but at least she's stronger in her conviction than whoever made the image she's responding to.

15:37 could probably by done by determining input modulo 2, assuming the language has a modulo operation. If the output is 0, input is even. If the output is 1, it's odd.

8:31 now i find this funny because you dont have to wear a mask while you eat, you literally wear you mask for like 2 minutes while in the restaurant

Your laugh is contagious. Thanks for making me laugh.

For those of you who aren’t programmers , the code at 15:33 can be replaced by that : private bool IsEven(int number) { return 0 == (number%2); } Edit : adding time stamp

As a Swedish guy I can acually confirm that most of our stuff is packed like that and I have yo deal with it every fkn day

this year when my friends and i went out for halloween there was a house with the individually wrapped swedish fish and sour patch kids. they had a sign that said take one

to add on to that lava magma one YOU CANT GET A IMAGE OF MAGMA its underground we could get like a xray or something of it but the moment we can see it with are eyes its lava and not magma

Day 103 of recommending r/breadstapledtotrees for no reason

Jasper: *Eye Twitches* Why can't some things be sacred? Metal Jasper: HAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAAHAHAHAHA

these notebook things they gave out at our school last year had like, 2-5 layers of just pure cover, varying between notebooks

If you don't want certain people from you just say to them, "Social distancing but make it 12 feet instead of 6." It works every time!

Robin “ Where’s the 4 year old ima lock him in my closet for a weak and a half” Me “ teakettle noises”

7:30 listening to the whole commentary gives you THE BIGGEST PLOT TWIST EVERY

I remember my mom gave me a long pearl necklace once. She had it for literal years. And within two months of me having it, it burst by getting hooked on the goddamn door handle. I had never hated doors so much in my life.

9:18 fun fact: that papers are edible

I read the tagline in Robin's voice before I even knew he was the narrator.

12:02 OH MY GOD HES VOICE MAKES IT 8104193 TIMES BETTER

The building at 9:00 in the video is located in downtown Calgary, it's the only tall building around and it's one hell of an eye sore, my family calls it the zebra tower.

The 3 comments one is fake he was sorting by controversial so that’s even more mildly infuriating

8:59 me trying to draw a perfectly straight line

Dude- I was in the middle of watching this video and my phone said “WELL WHAT A NICE TIME TO UPDATE KZfaq”

0% nudity 0% swearing 0% violence 100% me trying not to throw my desk out the window

0:12 the amount of people watching the live XD

Some of the things u say r like the things my taekwondo teacher says lol

12:04 whoever has this type of bathroom is the pure embodiment of evil

13:04 pop tarts are well known for having those nice aluminum foil wrappers, go to the store and get a box of 4 packages of pop tarts, they are aluminum foil.

0% Cursing 0% violence 0% indecency 100% annoying comment

since i’m early i can say almost anything and get likes! *chicken nuggies*

Killed me with your cries of disgust with the carpeted flowet bathroom

One time there was this nurds bowl at this restaurant... They Were All Packaged INDIVIDUALLY

I have to say, Yandere Dev posts always make me laugh. You just have to use more than one braincell to understand why the code is either incredibly inefficient, just does not work in any edge case you can think of, or in most cases, both.