“im not mad, just disappointed.” the scariest words any parent can ever say.

Jack: Why am I being depicted as a little gold fish? Also Jack: Hi I'm Jack, the snack that smiles back.

There’s a ‘trend’ called “Devious Lick” where people steal shit from schools and it’s mainly the bathrooms. In one of the bathrooms at my school, we are missing 2 toilets, a sink, all the soap dispensers, and the paper towel dispenser

Goldfish: The Snack that Smiles Back Jack: The snack that smiles Back We all kind assumed it was intentional

"Banana water" looks more cursed than infuriating IMO

The chicken in the first post is still alive, Jesus Christ

“I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed” That’s me when I look in a mirror

The Arc de Triomphe thing is actually art, there was a famous modern artist that wrapped famous stuff and after he died his wife and a team wrapped the Arc de Triomphe, as his last will

"Someone's getting grounded." Nah, he's not getting grounded. That's just _his_ dinner every night until it's gone. Natural consequences.

Goldfish Crackers has the slogan "The Snack That Smiles Back", and since you parody it, that makes you a Goldfish Cracker.

"I hope your day has been horrible." I just woke up

jack.... its because you are "the snack that smiles back", you yourself established this.

the arch de triomphe being covered in the fabric is actually pretty cool! It was Christo and he has done many of these covers over buildings. I think seeing this is actually cooler than normally.

"not mad, just upset" *Ah yes, the floor here is made out of floor*

You’re a goldfish because their motto thing is, “the snack that smiles back”

I write exactly like that and I've literally never had an issue with teachers being unable to read my work. That teacher was just a jerk

A easy way to clean up BB gun pellets from carpet is just to get a magnet then you could just soup them all up and then place them back in the container

Jack's voice is the one thing on planet earth that's able to add a 'mildly' before the 'infuriating'

12:14 it’s called the “devious lick” challenge, where people (mostly kids) steal things from their work/school ranging from hand sanitiser dispensers to entire toilets. I personally think it’s just frustrating because it isn’t any clever stuff like leaving it in a certain location, it’s LITERALLY JUST STEALING SHIT. BRUH.

2:00 The teacher's copy be like:

9:14 Answering this by process of elimination is technically possible. We know that Jared has more than one baby bird, and we know that each bird eats 4 worms, so the only possible answers are multiples of 4. The answer is 20. Still it's a problem that no kid should be solving. 😅

The goldfish crackers slogan is literally “the snack that smiles back”.

Happy Canadian thanksgiving everyone!! Hope everyone has lots of yummy food.

Til Tok is not a chaotic neutral, it is literally a cancer on humanity

Considering how he started this video... How does Jack NOT know the goldfish crackers jingle?

the way jack butchered the 'ark of thriumph' warms my heart

15:50 Jack. Jack, the snack that smiles back.

16:02 they call you a fish because you say "my name is jack the snack that smiles back"

12:23 , it’s a devious lick people are stealing things from washrooms like, tp, sinks, toilets, and soap, recently had the toilet wrecked at my school.

6:19 Imagine unplugging a couple of those or unplugging a couple of em and plugging em into differnt ports

My school literally shut down the bathrooms due to a "tiktok trend" that involves vandalization, they also made sign out sheets and cameras aimed at the door of the bathrooms, because of like 2 people who are obsessed with attention

JACK!! You've literally called yourself "the snack that smiles back!" which is the slogan for Goldfish crackers

Someone needs to send Jack one of those big-ass cartons of Goldfish. And throw in a couple of bags of Nantuckets and mint Milanos.

The one with the "mispelling" of centuries, she actually has really good handwriting for being young enough to have spelling quizes

10:44 That reminded me of when a substitute teacher marked my grade down because she thought I put 9 instead of 4. I write the number four like how you'd see it on a computer, not with the top open. The answer has 4 as the last digit, and I was so annoyed. Like, I can read my hand writing, that was definitely not a 9. One I literally use a circle for the other I don't.

"Why am I a fish?" You are a GOLDfish "The snack that smiles back"

5:40 It started with petty larceny, and now we've moved on to straight-up arsony.

I am not ocd, nor am I a perfectionist of any sort. I happen to be rather messy by most people's standards, but that server room is so messed up, even I would feel the need to sort it out.

9:25 it's clearly a lesson on approximation, so the answer is that you would need *ABOUT* 10 a day, given the available choices

"Im jack, the snack that smiles back" thats why you're a goldfish

The fact that that kid punched that monitor gives me a feeling he's toxic to. For me I just clench me fists and try to control my anger.

In all honesty Jack, you DO call yourself "The Snack That Smiles Back", which is the slogan for Goldfish Snack Crackers.

"so you know what it's like talking to you" that's straight Fratricide XD

When I was in high school a dude swapped the toilets with the sinks All the kids with plumbers or carpenters with parents got taken to the office (I was one of them) I found out a month later it was my friend and I taught him how I miss high school

Some of these things kinda hurt my head squishy, like there aren't many braincells left, but the ones that have lingered are considering moving out...

"my name is jack the snacc that smile's bacc" -Jack 2021

5:32 most of the bathrooms in my school are closed, so we have to use the one near the main office with only two stalls. There’s usually a ten minute wait.

I would void my kid into the Backrooms if that happened

I swear, half the shit that comes out of Jack's mouth can be classified as "cursed"

I think what infuriates me the most about the banana water is the lack of thought put into it. Lemons and limes work bc the inner membranes are thin and release juice when squeezed or muddled. Bananas don't do that. Also, I'd die for that pig named Bacon. He did nothing wrong.

6:57 ooh this reminds me of this one time i went to buy some sunglasses and they put a sticker right on top of a huge scratch on them. i’m glad i didn’t choose those ones but i was very close

I like how the house at 5:16 is like decently priced for rural new zealand

Jack: Confused on why he's a Goldfish snack Jack's Intro: Hi I'm Jack the "SNACK THAT SMILES BACK" Me: ... Clearly you've never watched a Goldfish commercial in your life XD

Emkay: **Uploads Mildy Infuriating** Me: 🙂

Former Amazon Warehouse employee here: yes that's basically what we did, use whatever box we had available if the right size box wasn't available.

This year I was surprised we didn’t start selling artificial Christmas tress until September at work, usually it’s August.

This is a certified hood classic

The trend is people just stealing stuff from school (and occasionally other places) and they call these thefts “licks” to make them seem cool

The birds one... (9:00) the only possible answer that is more than one bird and a multiple of 4 is 20, but that requires 5 birds... What did you do to the 2 missing birds Jared? What did you do?!

2:20 my aunts pig was named chris p bacon.

That pizza wasn’t poorly cut, it was cut to look like the anarchist symbol 😳😳

I’m not mad just disappointed Me when I look at my bank account

Ok pause at 8:55. Confusing, right? No. Here’s what it is trying to say (long comment). 8 pints = 1 gallon 4 quarts = 1 gallon 2 pints = 1 quart 2 cups = 1 pint 4 cups = 1 quart 16 cups = 1 gallon Ok, this next two may be a little confusing, but I hope it makes sense. 1 teaspoon *+* 5 tablespoons = 1/3 cup 2 teaspoons *+* 5 tablespoons = 2/3 cup Most confusing two done, moving on! 3 teaspoons = 1/16 cup = 1 tablespoon 6 teaspoons = 1/8 cup = 2 tablespoons 12 teaspoons = 1/4 cup = 4 table spoons 6 tablespoons = 3/8 cup 8 tablespoons = 1/2 cup 12 tablespoons = 3/4 cup If you found this, and it made the post less infuriating, then I was successful! If there is any spelling errors, apologies. Have a great day! (No matter the time) Time stamp again: 8:55

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. Ding A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. Ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, ding

I love mildly infuriating, for it shows my anger at things even more than irl me

If I was in school while these tiktok trends are here, I would either be the school hero or suspended multiple times (maybe even expelled) because of violence against vandals.

Hey emkay, congrats on reaching 5 results on rule 34! Edit: Don't ask how I found it I said stop asking, why do you even want to know?

Goldfish’s theme song is literally, “GOLDFISH, the snack that smiles back”

Knew this vid would be full of victims of devious lickers.

14:10 they went "ham" on the toilet XD

5:46 that kinda reminds me of the middle school in my city but then again most school stadiums are set up like that

The announcer box one just....My blood is now boiling so hard that blood steam is coming out of my ears.

“Everyone hates on America…We’re really just as confusing” Those ARE American measurements. The rest of the world would use grams and liters. I thought Australia was the same.

That thing that you said was Crunchyroll, is actually Funimation. Crunchyroll doesn’t have an ad _ of _. Instead it always has 3 ads

Imagine youre just walking around town and you just see a guy come out of a school with a toilet stall

13:04This is one of the reasons why I never touch my controller before washing my hands.

socks are a very needed commodity for the homeless hence the locking up of socks!

the bad pizza cutting isn't them giving up, it's... it's a pentagram 😳

I googled the reason why Amazon overpackages stuff and this is what I found out; Why does Amazon consistently use boxes that are too big? They have targets to pack and ship items in an hour, so while they are waiting for the right box size to appear at their work station, they could be packing your item in another box.

8:17 he had no business being that brutal

i just now know why in 16:17 is a gold fish see (jack the snack that smiles back)

12:40 or they destroyed their own paper project for reddit karma

8 subreddit suggestions: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/Chadtopia -r/ofcoursethatsathing This is my 368th day of doing this, hope they're all done soon.

There's been a Tiktok trend about essentially vandalism and destroying public property, I clean hospital buildings as a job and I've seen this happen. 2 public bathrooms in the waiting room lobby had the metal bars next to the toilet that were attached to the wall partially undone.

For jack: The trend is destroying the bathrooms via destroying soap dispensers, and taking out toilets if i'm correct.

4:30 A+

"not mad, just upset" Well I am REALLY MAD

What did the off chicken say to the emo: Ecoihatemyself.

Hello as soon as I saw the notification I was just like yesssssss

I work as a school custodian, there have been attempts to steal - A Urinal - A toilet stall door (they did get it off just couldn’t get it outside) - The boxes for used tampons - Soap dispenser (several of which were successfully stolen as we can’t find them) - plants from the garden ( which they had attempted to flush, and failed to flush) There have also been instances where a kid has smeared his poop on the stall wall and where they have peed in the sink and this does not include the daily task of pulling milk cartons and chip bags out of the toilets. Now I want to add I work at a middle school.

Robin: 'Im Robbin!' *Is a Robbin* Lexikitty: Is. Lexikitty. *Is a cat* Jack: 'The snack that smiles back!' *Is. A. Goldfish.*

11:22 o it's russian school toilet in like 3/5 of schools

Yo

11:17 someone at a friend of mine's school literally _stole a sink from one of the bathrooms. I'm not kidding. The entire sink._

13:58 docter "kevin you need to learn r6 and irl aren't the same thing" kevin "doc im sorry but there was someone peaking me" btw doc pun intended

The answer to the problem is twenty because the question is basically asking “Which is a multiple of 4?” And 5 x 4 = 20.

Hey EmKay remember you are a star don't let anybody bring you down!

The snack that smiles back is literally the goldfish catchphrase

9:55 we have this happen all the time at our school and no one knows who does it so we call them the evil Toileto

Ik this is irrelevant and all but I just had a really good sandwich