11:06 My church pastor did an entire lesson on not using the Bible as an excuse to hate on others. About half of the people in the audience just went dead silent as the realization of their dumbassery set in. And the pastor laughed and was like “Yea, I see some of you out there. You’re starting to realize what you’ve been doing.” It was amazing.

The roast in my head: *r/murderedbywords* Me when I tried to talk it out: *r/ihadastroke*

0:50 this really hit me like a truck, I never realized how terrible my mother was and always used my absent dad as an example of a "what terrible person is like"

I really liked what you had to say about Christianity in this one. Sometimes I hear Christian bashing comments in these vids and that's a bit sad but I was really happy to hear you call out people who try to use the Bible to justify their hate and prejudice. The literal Christ himself said straight up: RULE NUMBER ONE is love each other.

Mozart was technically a pre-composer, then he was a composer and now he is a Decomposer

Yeah my favorite excercise: jumping to conclusions

at 22 most of my peers are -financing new cars -traveling every week -getting drunk every week while me at 22 is -not 22 yet

"I'm starting to lose interest in the dog, so why's my puppy so clingy?" You literally answered your own question with the first half of that sentence.

I appreciate the distinction of hiding behind the Bible and being a Christian thank you my guy

Cultural appropriation for dummies: Cultural APPRECIATION is like wearing a band shirt to show respect for a dead band member Cultural APPROPRIATION is like wearing an army uniform when you're not in the army

"How come we're rejected constantly compared to each other, pitted against each other and pretty much just accept this and move on, but the second.." She went off.

Reminder: Noone is entitled to a partner. You gotta earn that shit like everyone else.

4:58 are we just pretending the person replying "fork" wasnt a british person that thought they meant fries?

That guy who thought the puppy was "clingy" is a monster lol wtf

Even on repeat, I've had so many 'punch-the-air"YES!"' moments watching this video, even on repeat viewings. Robin, I love you and your righteous indignation.

Just the quote “How many countries are you illegal in?”

It's all fun and games until the kid in the wheelchair stands up and actually starts exercising.

Murderedbywords is one of the most satisfying subreddits out there. Not THE most, but one of them.

9:00 honestly, I think it’s just both sides, we both as men and women need to learn to love each other no matter Abbas we look like

The first one. Bro I’m imagining people in wheel chairs just going up stairs by lifting themselves up with their arms

It pains me as a christian to see the rude 'christian' people saying those.

1:31 amazon: exists twitter: TACTICAL NUKE *a company that doesn’t let your workers unionize*

9:25 "Men have high beauty standards for women" Me looking at my girlfriend requirements: -Speaks English -Is a female (optional) High standards folks

To be honest 'pulaou' is a dish and I laughed so hard when he said that he is 'pulaou'

I am a Born Christian and I have not ONCE in my entire LIFE seen a line that says "Don't be Gay" or "Use me as an excuse for anything you like even though I literally say nothing about it if not OUTRIGHT GO AGAINST IT" in the Bible

This isn't murdered by words, it's more of a *"I am smarter than you so eat it you pleb"*

11:03 I am a Christian But I respect these people because all people should be treated the same so Don’t treat people poorly but treat them like they are yourself

To be honest, when I attended university I had several group assignments with Chinese students. A couple spoke English proficiently, some spoke it well enough but suffered the course work due the language barrier, and some more spoke it very poorly and relied on the more proficient speakers to translate for them. Also, yeah I went to some mediocre university that no one has heard about. Nonetheless I enjoyed engaging with said students and learning more about their culture and opinions of the world. I just felt bad for the students who couldn't have performed as well as they could have because of the course work being in their second or third language. Also, I found at that they were very susceptible to getting exploited by employers, I was always eager to look into their worker rights and help them.

“Not to be that guy but...” Proceeds to be “that guy”

The rejection one doesn't relate to me at all, never had a girl ask me out, and probably never will

The Twitter user named Prometheus telling the rapper to speak back and he did by killing his cousin is so on brand for Prometheus and just Roman people in general

Jumping to conclusions should be an Olympic sport.

It's so wholesome how Robin is always super constructive with his response to fanart, it makes me happy.

"Stop ruining other peoples happiness" who ever typed that is a good man or women

15:31 my favorite part of the whole video.

The 3rd meme is literally "while you were having sex. I was studying THE BLADE!" But a different brand of neck beard lmao

"You don't know how mu-" Let me stop you right there. If someone isn't mentally prepared for a relationship of any kind, don't try to force it onto someone. I have made that mistake in the past but I have also accepted my classmate's reasoning because they just didn't vibe with me. Trust me, I felt like a douche and questioned whether I truly was a good person, but I accepted the fact that we were just too different and that I have other friends that do vibe with me, despite my flaws and eccentricities. Overall, I am so glad that the quote "You don't know how much this hurts" has never crossed my mind for even a second, even if I felt slightly empty. Because a person's comfort should always be more important than any feelings you may have for them, friendship-based or otherwise. Thank you and goodnight.

"Everyone tried to kill me this is the industry" Well it looks like your cousin was in the industry cause you killed him

Number 8: Maggots inside Big Mac. Melbourne resident Lee savage checked his burger to see if it included the extra pickles he ordered

Robin has good taste when it comes to comedians. I respect that

“Like a tablet or a gaming console or a f*cking ROCK” Me: but I give my rock lots of attention 🥰🪨

See my honor, I only killed him with words. Lawyer: You can’t call your knife “words”.

"I'm your host Robin" my dose of happiness

The fact you didn't generalize people who hide behind out of context verses of the Bible and Christians really means a lot and says a lot about the remaining good people in today's society. It shows that even though we don't have the same views on everything, we don't have to rival each other and can just be one community instead of 350 million individual Americans. So thank you for that Robin.

Emkay: **posts a video** Me: You see, i am a simple man. When my favorite channel posts something, i click fast.

I... am just so grateful to have parents that at least don’t give a shįt if I play video games.... like..... that’s a lot better than what others have to deal with

For the "irish schooling" bit, I know that the final response by the Irish person was supposed to be the "murdered by words," bit, but the other guy's response had way more impact. "In school in Ireland we just learn about all the ways the brits terrorised and destroyed our culture" "Ah that's a shame, they should really find room for maths and stuff." - absolutely savage.

My favorite facts about free/hate speech are “there’s a difference between hate speech and speech you hate” and “freedom of speech is not freedom from consequences”

Yknow i never... fully understood the difference between cultural appreciation and appropriation. i know it sounds silly and i knew they were different, but the comparison between a war bonnet and creole clothes really helped. glad i learned something while binge watching these videos dngngn

If I ask a girl out and she says she’s not interested, and my friend says “give him a chance.” “He’s a nice guy.” I’m going to slap my friend and apologize on their behalf.

Your speech about conservative "Christians" using the Bible as a means of judging the LGBTQ community hit me in the face, with the equivalent of an 18-wheeler at Mach 10. You sir, have earned my respect, and my subscription.

"They could try checking their hands" I laughed... then felt like crying...

Yeah, I've had the "why don't you just give them a chance" discussion, in a way. I've heard "everyone can love everyone if they just tried hard enough", and I wasn't (and still am) not entirely sure if this person understood how that works. You shouldn't have to try to love somebody. This doesn't mean that you should leave your partner as soon as there are problems or the initial butterflies are gone. What I mean is, if you look at and talk to somebody and you're not attracted to them, love is simply not an option. Also, love or rather the lack thereof is not racist (yes, I've heard that one before, seriously), nor socially unacceptable, nor whatever some people come up with when they're feeling particularly creative. If they're not into somebody, then that's that. And that's also the end of what we need to know about another persons love life. When somebody is actively seeking to do harm, then yes, that's very much a problem, but simply being unable to love somebody because of certain qualities really is not an issue. Sometimes the reasons are superficial, whatever. But I sure as hell don't have influence over what I like and dislike, that's something my monkey brain decides for me. The same goes probably for a lot of other people, because last I checked I was human, too. If you're so open minded that everything goes, then great. I mean it. But it's not a contest and nobody has to live up to any standard, nor are we entitled to being loved.

This entire subreddit is just me wanting to steal these Edit: well a lot of these are either educational or very specific so nuts to me.

number 1. love ya robin number 2. that thumbnail is a god damn violation

6:32 damn satan be really spitting bars

Please note that these are suggestions, and although I really wish for EmKay to cover them, they don't have to. As long as my comments don't get deleted, I'm fine. Day 155 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) -r/HolUp Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/forbiddensnacks -r/Chadtopia -r/ofcoursethatsathing Anyone: -r/HumansBeingBros -r/Wellthatsucks And finally: -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice) Thanks! :D

3:18 Boomer: Can drive a 2 ton vehicle that requires coordinating all limbs at the same time. Also boomer: can't put a face mask on correctly.

9:50 judging from the fact that they're on discord,I'm guessing he responded with "250 for warcrimes,the other 6 for terrorism"

14:42 just makes me think of that funny line of the bible where people try to make the same excuse about women covering themselves. "If your right eye causes you to sin, tear it out and throw it away. For it is better that you lose one of your members than that your whole body be thrown into hell. And if your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away. For it is better that you lose one of your members than that your whole body go into hell." Mathew 5: 29-30, English Standard Version

Am I the only one that didn't notice that Emkay's intro is King Dice's theme from Cuphead.

*The fact that Gordon Ramsay isn't in this subreddit*

The phrase respect your elders originated in a time where it took someone who was wiser and more intelligent than most to survive past their forties. In the modern world it is so easy to survive till your seventies and eighties that older people no longer deserve respect just for surviving to that age.

To quote my boy Toby determined from gravity falls” why your little knees must me sore… from jumping to conclusions Ha-cha-cha”

Okay but really Important "The Church Of Satan" (6:15) has probably one of the best chocolate cake recipes no joke it's amazing, it's also vegan but surprisingly tasty.

"not to be that guy" Huh.

Us British people call your chips crisps so it would be completely normal to eat chips with a fork

9:48 *crosses legs whilst smirking* "You have no idea"

4:53 I'm pretty sure this is a difference in dialect, given that the British call french fries "chips", and the original wording doesn't make a clear enough distinction. It's perfectly reasonable to suggest eating french fries with a fork instead of chopsticks for them to last longer and not get your fingers greasy.

You KNOW you've messed up when people are siding against you with the church of Satan.

Serious Elena Ceaușescu 'The University doesn't need a metro station because all the students are fat and lazy!' energy.

10:53 *Cracks knuckles* The bible says eating bacon and lobster is a sin, don't forget about cutting the sides of your hair is a sin, oh clothing made out of mixed fabrics? Yeah, that's a sin. Oh, tattoos and trimming the edges of a beard is a sin. Two different kinds of seeds in a field is also a sin. Oh, here is the best part, the bible, 1 Timothy 2 : 12, says that a woman is not to hold any position of authority and is to stay quiet. But clearly god only ment that one part. There are 2 more, but I don't think KZfaq would let me say that.

I hate going through these because the misrepresentation of Christians in these is well, embarrassing. These people aren’t real Christians, and thank you for pointing that out. :)

0:49 I’m not even kidding my mom is like this She screams a lot, and when I tell her to stop she says “how can I?” And then she goes on a rant about my dad

You don't "get a dog/puppy" You make a life long friend (their life not yours) that is symbiotic they give you love and companionship and you feed them exercise and love them. Dogs like cats are fucking amazing and we as humans aren't worthy of owning them, but if your lucky and love your little guys your happy just being their buffs cause nothing is as amazing as unconditional love and they don't know how to love any other way.

Man it's cool that robin and Damien do this channel it reminds me of Old Kuledud3 vids but then again piemations also has robin

7:07 as someone who comes from a pakistani family I find it funny as hell that the guy pretending to be an ex-Muslim literally just said that their entire family is made out of food ingredients like "Yeah my mom is rice and my dad is meat"

4:53 POV: you’re British and you’re being burned for asking a reasonable question.

Me when I see an EmKay video: *instantly clicks* Me when I see the first Reddit post being about Singapore: *proud sg noises* Me when it’s the bird narrating: *my life is complete*

16:42 Chinese people tend to write very well in English but usually speak very little or some sounds are difficult to understand or say. But to their credit if it was a western going to China we would probably not speak well because their tones are insanely hard..

The last time I was this "early", Damien and Zach sound exactly the same.

The woman @8:30 is factually incorrect about a lot of her information. Men have, by far, the widest range of attraction and are less likely to reject women than women are to men, and the idea that the comparisons are unfair and the beauty standards are impossible is laughable. 20% of men are considered average or above, while 50% of women are considered average or above. (I have found multiple data sets on this which vary, but 50% is the lowest, so going with the conservative number) You cannot make the argument that your beauty standards are impossible when your average is average. The people most likely to reject you are the top 20% of men, but they receive swipes/messages/matches of upwards of 78% of women. You are rarely talking about a hot guy and a 'hot' woman. This complete misunderstanding of the distribution of attractiveness leads women to think they are higher on the attractiveness food chain, leading to them getting rejected by people who have their choice. The 80% of men who are considered below average only receive responses 30% of the time. So, no. Most men do not 'remember' rejecting women because it never happened, but women do. Most men do not hold women to impossibly high standards of beauty, but women do. I can't say anything about personality on either side, because most of my source data comes from dating site studies which include Tinder. Women are not rejected constantly, but men are. The men complaining about rejection do have trouble finding loving girlfriends. 80% of men are trying to compete for 22% of women. That being said, the main point of her argument is still correct and valid. A woman is not a bitch for friend zoning you, and you are an asshole if you were only trying to be her friend to get into her pants. She is a person, and she may have legitimately thought of you as a friend. No one, man, woman, good personality, bad, hot, or ugly, is entitled to love. It sucks to hear, but it's true. Sources: quillette.com/2019/03/12/attraction-inequality-and-the-dating-economy/ web.archive.org/web/20091121080804/blog.okcupid.com/index.php/2009/11/17/your-looks-and-online-dating/ medium.com/@worstonlinedater/tinder-experiments-ii-guys-unless-you-are-really-hot-you-are-probably-better-off-not-wasting-your-2ddf370a6e9a

'did a lack of self awareness play a part in your divorce?' holy shit!

11:10 This is 100% true, the amount of stuff I see about people like that is disgusting and ruins our reputation so much.

Silento Whipped and Nae Nae'd his own cousin? i feel bad for his cousin, killed by a dead meme...

2:17 I feel like "modern day snake-oil salesman" really is just a Karen or anti vaxxer trying to sell you essential oils

5:10 have u know the history of Chips? George Crum invented it because a food writer said his normal chips are too soft he want it to be thinner, and when George make it so thin and so crispy he couldn't eat it with a fork Just a cool little fact :>

if jumping to conclusions was a sport, I'd have an Olympic medal. Hi, my name's anxiety.

"Or a fucking rock" Duuuude How is Robin not on this subreddit?

my high school had lifts/elevators but only staff and students who had mobility disabilities could use them

“Yeah, but I googled” Lmfao

10:03 If you’re familiar with the SCP “Here Be Dragons” then you know why it hurts. For those who don’t, basically a bunch of people find true happiness just for it to be ripped away by a war they couldn’t even see. Origami dragons used to come out of a card board box but stopped one day. After practically an eternity of no news, they got a letter reading that the dragons were “heading to a new Fantasia, one where their friends couldn’t go” and that the dragons would miss them dearly. Part of the box that had read “Here be Dragons” was burned away and replaced with “Here were Dragons”. Anyone and everyone associated with the dragons that would come out had nothing but good memories until said war. Hope I summarized it well. If not then listen to TheRubber, he’s got you covered

no real people were hurt on the making of this video, only their feelings

Man, the Church of Satan is pretty damn chill. Nice.

8:28 "yOu DoN't KnOw HoW mUcH tHiS hUrTs" "I missed the part where that's my problem."

I saw a video where someone legitimately wears a war bonnet and ask a Native American Chief if he feels offended and the Chief laughed it off saying that it's OK to wear it, it just doesn't have any meaning on the guy.

You can kill people with words? I need a dictionary...

"how many countries are you illegal in" technically, all of them

The funny part about the whole rant at 8:20, it that it is essentially the (depressing) conclusion i reached a few years ago. women are in fact, the same as men. being physically attractive is VERY important. Now the funny part, is that when you talk about dating issues with women, most of them will actually refuse to acknowledge that being handsome is a real factor (being positively ugly is an other issue though)

Wait 13 years of clinical practice. There is nooooo way I would go to her until she is done practicing. LOL