Taking bets on when the quarantine is lifted! Write your answer and check back when the quarantine is over to see how close you got. My guess: The quarantine will lift in August, then we'll have a second quarantine in September.

OP's wife was smart. She really did a great job moving into her own company and taking the clients with her. 😀

16:58 Rslash: *Accidently curses and leaves it in* Me: Wait, that's illegal!

love how a lawyer tried to trick ANOTHER LAWYER with paperwork, like she’s not gonna read that

good on him for giving his neighbors yard shade! wouldn’t want a racist to get too much sun

"If you shoot at the queen: don't miss." Never heard of this phrase but I'm using it from now on lol

**Dad builds outbuildings to block all sunlight from the neighbours' yard** You might say he was _throwing shade_

Never give more to a company than what you need to do. Take your breaks, be paid for overtime, take your full lunch time. Even if you are very good at your job and are "irreplaceable", you'll just burn yourself out for nothing. And then they'll get angry because you take time off for a burnout.

RSLASH SAID THE F WORD, IM CALLING MY MOM AND THE POLICE

Revenge is a dish best served cold. Every story was satisfying to listen to, this has to be my favorite subreddit.

Rslash : "If you shoot the queen don't miss " Elizabeth: don't move a single inch

Rslash: these store was a cluster *says f word * Also Rslash: pationatly hugging

"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned." Make that a woman who's been extremely loyal to a company and a boss who screws her over and you have a recipe for DESERVED disaster on the boss' account.

“Half breed?” What is this, Harry Potter. Who says that🤦🏼‍♀️

U read the "burn his house down" and my brain added "with the lemons!"

You make my morning commute 100000% better! Thank you!

"Eye for an eye makes the whole world blind." "Revenge is a dish best served cold."

Rslash: *posts* Everyone: *goes straight to the comments*

“Balanced, as all things should be.” Did Rslash just reference Infinity War?

Like in Disney, there's only one chance for a good swear. rSlash used it in one of the best places to get the best impact. 10/10

Blobby, much like his name implies, reminds me of a blobfish.

17:28 _In all my years of stocking, taking inventory, and signing, it was never personal. But what I'm about to do to your undeserved, pitiful career... I'm gonna enjoy it. Very much._

“Rotund walking bean-bag.” God damn lol

rSlash sounds like your local friendly Shrooms dealer! Edit: If this gets more useless internet points the feds will let him keep selling.

the guys wife had to physically restrain him to stop him from beating the living hell out of the guy lol that got me dying

"If you shoot at the Queen, don't miss." Yeah, cos if you do... She'll not miss. #thequeenissecretlyabadassninjahitmangranny #spreadtheword

16:58 rSlash says a naughty word!

i like how the vid is 17minutes long and everyone is acting like they saw the whole vid even tho you posted it 1min ago XD

The OP's dad who was building the garage is the man!!! That was perfect!! 😂😂😂

I can already imagine teachers in History class talking about 2020 “So in 2020, a disease called “Coronavirus” and “COVID-19” spread through the world, nearly causing the economic collapse because of businesses closing down and nobody being able to work, therefore not earning enough money to spend. It even got to a point where people couldn’t be evicted from their homes until August of 2020. On the bright side, pollution stopped by quite a lot, along with many animals returning to their natural habitat without the fear of humans.”

Ever happened when you get lost in memory lane after a story and have to skip back the video

You know rslash was pissed and emotional when he actually says f****ked instead of censoring it...

It's funny how these people on your vids are like "Eh, the time keeping wasn't a problem, just 5 or 10 minutes here and there." meanwhile my employer wrote up literally half our staff for 30sec to 2min more than once in a 3month period.

Hearing Rslash say “clusterfuck” made me so happy

KZfaq: moves comment section My muscle memory: eek

As soon as the video is posted Me in the middle of a random vid: ight ima head out

I always love the reddit videos. Malicious Compliance, Petty, Pro and Nuclear revenge as well as the entitled ones are my favourite

16:58 Ah... I see why there's less ads.

"If you shoot at the Queen, don't miss". I never heard that saying before until now, and I must say it fits PERFECTLY to the story

I love waking up to your videos every morning. Everyday, I get to wake up listening to OP be a total badass getting revenge, an entitled Karen be put in her/his place (Karens can also be male) or just OP be awesome in general.

That folder with all the "wrongdoings" looks a lot like something my previous boss would do. Always accusing me of things I didn't do and asking me to do way too much work. And then complaining that I'm not enthusiastic enough about my job

I have direct messages the guy who posted about “Blobby” because I swear I worked with him after all of this. Yes he indeed went to selling doors. He was working a few years before I got there and he would literally follow me around on his phone while I actually did work. I have yet to find out weather or not it is the same person. But the description matches perfectly.

I had a brain fart and thought this was a malicious compliance story during the movie theater one. The manager said to "count everything down to the last popcorn kernel." I was fully expecting OP to literally count every popcorn kernel they had in stock lmao

Small thing I noticed that may or may not have been intentional: At around 5:22 , rSlash censors sh** with stuffing, which is basically everything a stuffed animal is made out of on the inside, meaning the douchebag from that story is nothing but a sack of sh**. Idk if this was intentional but I found it amusing :)

Those guys got karma real fast. It reminds me why revenge is one of the best things. And it makes you feel fantastic inside that they got what they deserved

Much love from Colombia, you make my quarantine much more bearable

The one about the wife who made a new firm, sounds strangely similar to Michael Scott Paper Company

Holy cow it was only chance that I opened this app and it told me that this was uploaded 1 min ago... cool. Love your videos R/Slash

Why am i laughing so hard at the thumbnail?

16:58 he actually swore this time

3:54 it also reminds of the classic fraise "don't bite the hand that feeds you" as it can go both ways, where in this case don't stap the hand that make your money

The most satisfying thing about this video? Rslash not bleeping the word "clusterfuck" .... So satisfying to actually hear him say the word hahaha

16:59 OH MY GOOODODODODODOD

"Revenge is a dish that is best served cold." I can't remember who wrote that quote but it's appropriate. :-)

The last message to blobby and the ending remark from rSlash killed me!

Loved the slipped in f bomb at the end!

“if you shoot as the queen, dont miss” -dairy queen

The sun finally came through their window: *happiness noise* It’s rising from the west: *oh shit*

17:28 rSlash, I guess you could say he... *SNAPPED*

The classic "You ruin my job, I'm ruining yours."

I don’t think I could survive quarantine without your channel

Thanks for this video to cheer me up. My cat passed away this afternoon at 19 from a stroke, I was with her while she passed.

First time he actually dropped the f-bomb! Lol

Had a small wealthy neighborhood next to mine, each house was two stories high. My dad made a garage that was two stories and had a super steep roof (the company said after making his roof, they will never make one that steep again as their stuff kept falling off during construction.) A guy comes out from the wealthy neighborhood as my dad was coating the bricks with sealant as my town is known to flood. The guy first said something along the lines saying the garage is way too big. My dad thought it was a joke and laughed. Then the guy said it wasn't a joke and that my dad is ruining his view, and that he was going to call the city about this and get his garage taken down. Unfortunately for him, we had to fight the city the whole time just to get the thing thanks to so many rules about having a disconnected garage. The city had all the plans for the garage and we never heard from him again. This rich asshole loved looking at all the houses below him and now my dad is in the middle being the only two story that messes up his vista. One thing that I do like about those wealthy houses, they barely have land. There is one house that shares a border with them from my neighborhood. She has double the land and doesn't even use it, it had to get a fence and it is a very nice piece of land.

R slash posts at 11:07pm Me: AND THATS ON THE SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE

When You’re To Early You Don’t Know What To Say Lol

16:58 I’m rewatching old rSlash videos and when I heard this I thought “wait- what??” I didn’t expect him to curse bc he usually censors everything.

There's a name for a life insurance policy taken out on an employee by their employer. It's called dead peasant insurance. Large corporations like Walmart do it all the time.

R/Slash: *recording* Yugo: *Im about to end this man’s whole career*

NoTiFiCaTiOn sQuAd!!!

RSlash dropping that F-Bomb 😂

Love that Andy Dufrene line!

I’m happy cuz even though the quarantine, we’re going to the beach in July (when hopefully this is all over) and I’ll get to see my younger cousin (she’s not that younger than me)

Yes one view and 104 likes. Also screw this new comment section.

When rSlash said that the 1st story reminds him of an old saying I thought he was talking about “Don’t bite the hand that feeds you.”

He said a NO NO WORD!!!

You are the best keep going

*_123 Veiws, 321 Likes, 3 Dislikes._* KZfaq: Yep, sure. :D

I’ve watched through basically the entire channel since quarantine so I appreciate new uploads

I don't know why the Owners didn't find it Suspicious that they got CCTV Footage of OP, and the Other Slanderous Information on him. Like WTF, if I was a Business Owner, I'd want to know Everything that was going down. If an Employee was trying to Slander another Employee, I'd want to put a Stop to that Shit.

Yes-

Your the best KZfaq in the world ceep up the great work and stay safe

Mad respect for the ops out there

16:59 While blurred, he said f@!k! Haha

Who cares if the theater owners get screwed by the inventory thing? Sounds like they were idiot jerks too. Take down Blobby and the owners, only leave the GM untouched

Why does the first one remind me of “Micheal Scott Paper Company” Anyone?

I like to think that the last thing that went through his head apart from the rejection was how tf op got the better of him

He said f*** at 17:00 😂😂😂

its been a long time since theres been a prorevenge video

1 view Yet, theres 30 comments and 60 likes... *Sureeeee*

17:02 woAH, rSlash swore!! lol

I’m so proud of you! You were able to say fuck in a video!

Yayyyy daily rslash dropped

Who else enjoys R/Slash especially when he doesn't block the swear word lol

Puppy bloopers

Did I hear that incorrectly, or did OP just call that guy a "crunt?" Either way, I now have a new favorite insult!

yay

So we’re just going to ignore this new youtube comment section? Okay.

Did you just Thanos me, Slashie? DID YOU!?

16:59 he dropped the fuck bomb and then proceeds to bleep it in the next sentence lol