My Dad used to work at Walmart when old Sam was still around. Dad says that when he would stop at our store he was always wearing an Elmer fudd like hunting hat, with a flannel button-down, with a shirt underneath it, tucked into his khakis always wearing tennis shoes. He also recalls Sam being a great human, always down to earth.

Man, Walmart sure has gone downhill since Mr. Sam Walton passed, he’d be ROLLING in his grave if he heard some of the bullshit that goes on at our Walmart. -A soon to be FORMER Walmart employee Damn, didn’t mean to start a chain shitting on Walmart lmaooo. Here’s hoping my employers don’t see this BEFORE I can quit

I saw Sam Walton once at a Walmart. He was sweeping the floor and talking to employees. I only knew who he was because the cashier told us he was the owner of Walmart.

Story 1: The fact that Bro said "What did I do to you" more than once shows that he shown no remorse for what he did and will NEVER change his ways. This guy is so dense, that he couldn't comprehend why OP did this. You screwed OP over, now HE is screwing you over.

Being from Bentonville, can confirm that the Sam Walton story is accurate. His kids took turns being the CFOs and board members. Sam was actually a great dude, and pretty sure he’s rolling in his grave to see how his stores treat their associates.

Story one: Bro sucks. What's the point of making an enemy out of your roommate? And why the heck would you trust them not to screw you over after you make an enemy out of said roommate?

Superman: how did you get the house back from the bank? Batman: i bought the bank

Story 1: If you're going to plan to do illegal stuff, maybe DON'T pi$$ off the people around you, because at the worst, they'll rat you out. While that didn't happen here, OP definitely got revenge for being robbed and screwed over. Honestly, nobody needs someone like Bro in their lives

Better pro revenge story than that first one: I have a very stupid, scammy, abusive uncle. This is a man who bitched about his first wife, a daughter of law enforcement, having postpartum depression after giving birth to his only child so he took her down to Florida "on vacation", told her he was going to get sodas for them, and then literally abandoned her there 1,000 miles from home on a random Florida beach with a newborn. His own wife. So it gives my heart some joy to let you know when he actually moved to Florida and remarried, he had gotten mixed up with very sketchy Columbians and tried to involve my poor grandmother with them too as he was the golden baby. It turns out they had enough of his shit too and wanted him to divorce his wife. So on a trip back from Columbia, they 'gifted' him some plant thing to take with him... but they 'buried' a bag of white powder in the pot. Well, TSA caught it right away, and apparently my uncle shit himself in fright. My uncle had no idea what it was, but considering the man absolutely did drugs while he was down there, he thought it was so fucking over. Well, the powder ended up just being something like baking soda. They fucking ghosted him, he did what they wanted, and everyone moved on with their lives. He didn't learn to become a better man from the fear of God being instilled in him, but such is life of insufferable narcissists. But we don't forget what *really* happened.

This is probably the biggest escalation of petty roommate drama I've ever heard lol

Really sad to see how far the Walton family has fallen. Sam Walton went to bat for his employees. The modern Walton family spends billions to found an art gallery that none of their employees can ever afford to attend.

Story 2: All he had to do was install the engine Grandpa asked him to install. Why Earl didn't do that, IDK, but it would've saved him from losing his business.

First Story: I dont think OP missed his chance i think he more or less knew that he could fuck him up that bad but only wanted to get back at him a bit not completly ruining his life. So it seems like he just made the choice to not report him to the cops.

Dude, OP literally pulled a Big Fat Liar on Bro.

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Minimum 5 years if you get caught smuggling weed in the airport is usually a minimum of 10 years for anything that's cocaine or higher

An addict was lazy, irresponsible, & rude? The hell you say!!

The one story about "Bro", yeah that's where I thought it was going(snitch about to the airport). I don't personally believe in snitching, unless it's something very important, but to each their own.

I can vouche for old Sam. There was a Walmart employee that was stealing Xmas layaways. She'd wait til the customer get it all but paid off, pay it off and took it home. Then tell people it didn't exist. It happened to my wife and she managed to got ahold of Walton. He got in the line listening to conversations being made with the layaway clerk, how she was telling people they had no layaway, being rude, etc. After going through the files and finding out what she was doing, he of course fired her. Told my wife, and the others there at the time, to take a copy of their receipts, go shop for like items and ignore the brands and prices, letting everyone pick out better quality stuff than the cheaper items everyone originally had

If I was getting revenge on 'Bro' I'd have not bothered with the petty stuff and just contacted TSA or airport security and told them about his smuggling.

Story 1 is petty revenge at best. OP needs to step up their game.

I feel like OP in the first story gets 0.5 AH for not allowing the roommate to go through with his mule attempt, and call customs on him since he had his exact itinerary. Instead he let someone who is more than willing to deal hard drugs, who'll likely sell more than weed if able.

re: roommate, we can all agree it would have been nuclear revenge if he simply alerted the authorities when the roommate was scheduled to leave costa Rica...some of those countries search people on the way out and the penalties are severe

First story. Just an FYI, you need a lot more evidence other than hearsay for police to check someone's prison purse. We have rights in the US.

The first story is petty revenge. If he didn't lie about the cops and report Bro for smuggling coke it would be deliciously pro revenge. Besides in that case, Bro would have his housing solved for at least 5 years.

Barely related, but my grandmother worked at a Walmart when she was younger. And during one of her shifts was when Sam Walton came in to check on things, which was definitely a habit of his. So my grandma, very briefly, got to meet and talk with the founder of Walmart, a story she was very fond of telling me as I grew up lol.

Story 1: To RSlash point - See, but that would be giving him free boarding, and that would be too good for Bro...

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Sam Walton would be ashamed of his family if he could see whst they became.

The second story kind of brings to mind of my town, it's a small town and exactly the same thing your word is your worth, what you see is what you get, basically. It's a close knit community so if you screw up, word will spread, very quickly I've lived in this town for six years and I don't plan on moving out of it anytime soon

Bro - the OP’s revenge was good as is. Bro didn’t smuggle coke in and had to figure out his own place. If the OP *hadn’t* scared Bro and turned him in… then Bro would have had a steady place to live and meals daily… all funded by taxpayers.

In the first story because OP told bro that the cops were there It meant that bro wasn't going to smuggle probably. Well that doesn't mean that you can't say to the airport that you overheard him talking about it and so that he will get cavity searched.

Story 1: the shower prank OP pulled reminds me of the scene in _Big Fat Liar_ where they rig the villain's shower to turn dye his skin blue and the shampoo to dye his hair orange, and his car starts playing _Da Ba Dee (Blue)_ by Eiffel 65 when he turns it on. Love that movie.

Story 1: While the revenge would have been more climactic if OP had reported Bro to the cops, the fact OP would have then been paying tax dollars to continue to house Bro in prison for at least five years probably would have put a damper on things. His way was more economical in the end.

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I worked on 3 shifts in a factory in Italy. The work was paying so lowball that I had a second job. This was exhausting, so I often arrived at my workplace very tired. My boss asked "Why are you so lazy every day?" "You know, I work that second job and working two jobs is tiresome." "That's no good, workers are expected to arrive here very well rested!" "Understood, sir!" Malicious Compliance. Since then, when I felt tired I stood home and presented a note from the doctor

I think it's very funny that story 1 OP only left a pot, but filled a hole in the bottom. Because if he meant a plant pot... That's what you're supposed to do with them so that the plane has drainage XD

With the Bro story: OP should have reported Bro’s return smuggling plans to the police. At least Bro would have had a ride from the airport, and a place to stay afterwards with the Cops!🤣🤣🤣

Sams club is owned by Walmart. It's named after Sam Walton lol

Regarding the dealer story: while I agree that would have definitely been pro revenge, getting a group of druggies locked up for an indeterminate amount of time might not be the smartest idea, especially since if they were reported, it would be fairly obvious who it was, and when they got out they might’ve gotten their own revenge

If you turn your roommate into the Incredible Hulk what can you expect from him other than for him to Hulk smash the entire apartment LOL

Story 2: When you live in a world where the handshake deal is king, breaking it is Russian Roulette.

Honestly getting Bro arrested would have been worse. Sure he’d get a bed, meals, entertainment, medical. But the downside of course is Bro being who he is, would likely end up pissing the wrong people off and get punished. So just screwing him over the way OP did, was more of a kindness.

OP on the first story isn't a snitch. Looks like Walmart turned into the the opposite of what it started out as, if that legend is even true.

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As someone who never worked at Wal-Mart but heard stories from people who did, I agree with the comments about Sam Walton. As a former Publix employee, I can say George Jenkins would also be rolling in his grave over what has happened to his stores. I've had two very close friends, wonderful coworkers, who worked themselves to death for that place. May they rest in peace, I think about them all the time.

First Story: Sad that NO-ONE gives a rat's ass about The 10 Commandments anymore. Meanwhile, Moses is in Heaven, crying in his pillow and thinking of sending the same 10 plagues he unleashed on Egypt upon the world.

I keep imagining Sam Walton coming back as a ghost and ripping modern Walmart management a new one. Similar to the South Park episode where the ghost of Sir John Harrington showed up to explain how to properly use the toilet.

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for story one he should have called TSA and told them that he knew of someone who might be trying to smuggle drugs into the US 💀

Sam Walton would be rolling in his grave at how his relations are treating their employees

OP is a better person than me. I would've reported Bro to the cops and let them catch him suitcasing.

I didn't think OP was going to get Bro arrested for drug smuggling because he told Bro cops were looking for him, so he didn't end up "suitcasing" any drugs himself.

The Walton/Bentonville story sounds familiar. My grandfather lived in the area and was a big fan of Sam Walton. Maybe I heard it from him.

i think Bro might've changed his mind about smuggling the coke after OP lied and said the cops were looking for him, so that might've been why

Too bad bro didn’t get sent to jail. At least there he can gets 3 square meals a day and use the shower without paying

$500 shoes and no money for rent? there's someone still living like that right now

Is it just me or are the notifications getting better

Story 1. All I could think when he was taking every last little thing was the Grinch swiping even the last crumb from the whos 😂

story 1: nah cos he would've gotten free food and a cell op wanted him homeless and struggling lmao 10/10 revenge

Missed opportunity. OP could've let the cops know that Bro and his buddies would be "suitcasing" coca derivitves into the country. *hah popular opinion

Story 1: Why OP even took the last can of who hash!

That sounds like something Sam Walton would do. From everything I've heard about him, He sounds like he was an amazing leader.

In the first story, bro treated OP in such a nasty, disrespectful way. Some time in prison might have taught him some manners. The second story was sour, then sweet. I, too was pissed off to high heaven at Earl! Grandpa had some sweet connections in that small town.

Who really think airport do inspect butts on hearsay? Odds are that "Bro" and his friends would have got away with it. That was nicely executed with predictable outcome. Well done

Story 1 : yeah, that was a missed occasion. Just inform the border patrol that you heard a specific person's intent to smuggle drugs. They will sort it out!

Bro, you turned a prorevenge into a petty revenge story.

Sam Walton really pulled a Bruce Wayne.

I had a similar experience with my weed guy years ago... I didn't move in with him thankfully. Just kinda were talking like it could be more. Same thing, very materialistic, fancy clothes, flashy lifestyle. Trashy home, sink full of dishes, nothing picked up.

Story #1: Yeah.. That was petty revenge. Not Pro! Pro would have been to wait until "bro" went to fly home WITH the suitcase and report them before they land! That's PRO revenge.

"What did I ever do to you?!" "Alphabetically or chronologically?"

BRO got off easy, OP couldve tracked his flight and notified TSA as the plane was landing that BRO was suitcasing coke. BRO wouldve been in prison.

I'm from Costa Rica. If you have a good plug, a gram cost like 10 dollars. Buying in bulk can actually get it dirt cheap.

In the "bro" story I would've just tipped off the police about the arrival and cocaine plan and had him get arrested.

Man, I've missed "grunt". But for Bro, if he'd gone to prison, he would have had somewhere to live, which OP deprived him of.

Story 1: Like rSlash said, I was hoping OP would have tiped the cops abouts the "suitcasing" after Bro ate and drank everything the night before leaving (specially considering that the dude did all of that after being punished with the bodywash).

I thought he missed his revenge against Bro, too, but that would have been a pretty nuclear revenge and maybe he was pissed off but not nuclear level pissed off.

You know the Dixie Chicks once sang a song about an Earl. Seems this Earl didn’t learn from that song.

First Story: I swear, I roomed with Bro for a while at the start of his descent.

I would’ve called the cops at the airport what he was planning! Let him go to prison, and then change the locks….

Smuggling drugs over the boarder is a federal crime. That's big boy prison. He'd have more than coke up his butt LOLOL

Good morning everyone!!! This was great revenge❤

If op reported “bro” then at least he’d have a place to stay 😂

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Bro is remorseless and will never change his ways, OP should’ve reported him to the police, let his ass be put in prison.

Your friend's weed plug seemed to have his shit together but in reality didn't? Shocker

Story 1: I think if OP arranged the cops to check Bros bumhole at the airport and got 5 years of prison on top of everything else.... I think that would be called nuclear revenge!! 😂🤣🤣

You should make more videos about the reddit murder storys

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Imagine reporting that somebody is smuggling cocaine, they ask "does he have any identifying features so we can find him, abd you get to abd ansewr hell be green.

Story #2: Nebraska mentioned! Time to celebrate with corn chucking

Love that the roommates are named Dave and Bro, and Bro is the shitty one

UwU I'm still tired.

Op from bro story reminds me of the grinch with his list of what he took. He took rhe shower rings! He took the roast beast!

wait wait wait.... there's a irish spring liquid soap?

I'm pretty sure he already did the 2ed story

Bro sounds like Sugar from Burn Notices 😂

Hey Rslash, do you think you could you make a Tree Law compilation video?