Top posts from r/Rareinsults on Reddit. Join the community subreddit at / emkay ! Narrated by: / devotedly_jack
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@vulpica2 жыл бұрын
"As long as Betty White is gone from this world you will respect that nam, sir." RIP Betty White. You will be missed. Also this aged like milk.
@destroyanad86512 жыл бұрын
the name "Betty" will no longer be respected i guess
@arhyllinchroma90622 жыл бұрын
Don’t remind me 😿
@thecomet87592 жыл бұрын
@@destroyanad8651 Watch glitchtale to change your mind
@gamerhurley2 жыл бұрын
@@thecomet8759 ...isn't she the villain?
@thecomet87592 жыл бұрын
@@gamerhurley Someone finally got the joke
@godlaurence42793 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: Eating glass is actually pretty bad for your health
@CheddarChloride3 жыл бұрын
Wait really? Because I'm eating some right now
@FateorV3 жыл бұрын
woah, i was planning on getting a glass burger, nvm
@hmtkdkdnrkwjd3 жыл бұрын
no way
@im_tonk36243 жыл бұрын
Alright,i switch to plastic then
@thenickster_fr3 жыл бұрын
Nah it’s my favorite snack
@tryAGAIN873 жыл бұрын
"I literally had to show her how i put it on my shoulder." ROFL. Way to go man ahahahaha
@wyattbrown43683 жыл бұрын
I don’t know how but I always see the comments that quote the vid as the video plays said quote
@akailahbridges92703 жыл бұрын
@@wyattbrown4368 maybe because they liked the quote? I don't know how but I see comments that are passive aggressive for no reason, it's especially an oddity when the original comment literally hurt nobody but some idiot that won't be named wants to act like a dick.
@L0tss3 жыл бұрын
@@akailahbridges9270 I cant tell if you read that properly or not, but they meant that they heard what the comment is quoting at the same time the video said it
@schnootschnooso3 жыл бұрын
@@akailahbridges9270 chill why are you mad how tf is wyatt being a dick? i think *you’re* the one acting like a dick here
@tryAGAIN873 жыл бұрын
@@selt7166 Imagine not laughing hard enough you never ROFL. Been doing it since the late 80's kid. And I was part of the generation that coined it. Try it. You might like it. Get rekt. You're welcome.
@dmj2710953 жыл бұрын
The guy from r/HittableFaces is Bobby Kotick, CEO of activision, his staff hate him so much that they all photoshop devil horns on him. Now he cant find a date because when they google him, the first thing they see is him with devil horns and articles about how awful he is.
@shimuza11543 жыл бұрын
Blame his COD games getting boring
@glacier43913 жыл бұрын
@@shimuza1154 yea boo cod switch to any other game
@missingtexturez2 жыл бұрын
@@glacier4391 TF2 may not get updates but the community makes it worth it,just stick to community servers while your there the casual servers have a bot infestation
@ZeroHourProductions407 Жыл бұрын
BOBBY KOTICK BAD.
@0_exterminatingdaleks_0113 жыл бұрын
"Do I need to revive Ceasar so you can practice using a freaking knife?!" Gordon Ramsay yelled peacefully and nicely at the cook.
@certifiedbruhmoment31463 жыл бұрын
I guess that cook was living under a rock when knives were taught to people
@randomeevee60483 жыл бұрын
*Gordon Ramsay remix of Harry potter theme intensifies*
@Padastic3 жыл бұрын
iS tHiS a jOjO rEfReNcE?
@iambeingheldhostagebykimjo92933 жыл бұрын
@@Padastic iDk, SeEmS lIkE jOjO tO mE
@Microwaveables113 жыл бұрын
Ok but that makes it scarier.
@TheChivalricKnight3 жыл бұрын
"I had to show her how I put it over my shoulder." Weird flex but ok.
@ayo.6603 жыл бұрын
Wdym? OH GOD-
@m..w68773 жыл бұрын
I tried doing that, but it just went over my shoulder into the water
@@bazzxliner Your lack of intelligence is offensive in these modern times.
@Whoooan3 жыл бұрын
Jack sounds like the kind of guy that narrates Reddit posts for a living
@sukiiaqwq80973 жыл бұрын
Yeah... i dont know why, i just got a... feeling
@gurjfjfjfjf63403 жыл бұрын
Yeah its kind of strange isnt it
@Snailsnsialsnial._13 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@watsoncouch38003 жыл бұрын
5 months later, nobody has been wooooshed
@Whoooan3 жыл бұрын
@@watsoncouch3800 it's pretty impressive
@primeoaktoast65963 жыл бұрын
You sound like the kind of guy to offer a guy Pepsi when he's trying to buy cocaine
@PeelingCeiling353 жыл бұрын
“You got the goods?” “The.. what?” “You know... the coke?” “Oh, I don’t have any coke, but I can get you some Pepsi.” *laughs* *gets stabbed*
@ethanbrown63523 жыл бұрын
"I'm immune to coronavirus" "Whys that?" "Because im immune to disease" "And why is that?" "Because I myself am a disease
@usernametaken0173 жыл бұрын
If you're a bacteria, a virus can still be your parasite
@assitch56043 жыл бұрын
maybe, but the problem is that frendly fire is on
@SweetSugarHoneyIceTea3 жыл бұрын
As a gay dude once said “Ooooh self burn, those are rare” Best part is, the gay dude is my friend
@cobrasharkgaming78303 жыл бұрын
Diseases still get diseases lmao It’s called your birth
@aureusknighstar21953 жыл бұрын
@@usernametaken017 everybody gangsta till Bacteriophage and Prion enters the fray
@justakid64903 жыл бұрын
I find more joy in going though my 50 000 lines of code to find a singe syntax error than listening to you. there is your insult you asked for.
@cursedkid75653 жыл бұрын
DAMN BRO, he said roast him not murder him with words
@forhecan3 жыл бұрын
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@annedudley4393 жыл бұрын
@@forhecan 70
@No1AsakaKaorifan3 жыл бұрын
@@annedudley439 71
@icyatlasartworks3 жыл бұрын
Every redditor ever is scribbling this insult to use later. That's how absolutely magnificent this insult is.
@DrKodateko2 жыл бұрын
"Until betty white is gone from this world you will respect that name sir" Aged finely.
@Joseph_2HD2 жыл бұрын
"Respect that name until she dies" Well that aged like milk tbh R.I.P. Betty White
@hexalot42773 жыл бұрын
i caught my wife cheating with my best friend she was upset i kept beating her and jealous of how much money and property i own i was so angry when i caught them that i flipped the board over and let them clean up the pieces
@zacharyhan43513 жыл бұрын
hol up
@lunarkae3 жыл бұрын
Nani
@docodo4203 жыл бұрын
Well understandable. I also do that when I play monopoly
@thebananaowenslippedon70953 жыл бұрын
:0
@flare01143 жыл бұрын
They had us in the first half, not going to lie
@angryanon38703 жыл бұрын
3:02 Me: Oh dude, what the hell? My humour: He isn't even blond with blue eyes, get another flag man
@ahuman05053 жыл бұрын
Personally, I like the flags general beauty of design.. I hate the people in the party and the political views and laws and stuff, but I like the flags, banners, uniforms, marches, vehicles, weapons, and music...
@angryanon38703 жыл бұрын
@@ahuman0505 i feel ya uwu.
@PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica3 жыл бұрын
i dont get it
@ArsenalTheProtogen3 жыл бұрын
Fandom trash even hitler didnt have blonde hair, what a bunch of idiots lol
@angryanon38703 жыл бұрын
@@ArsenalTheProtogen I'm aware, doesn't keep me ftom laughing at my rather dark jokes tho.
@baffledWHAT2 жыл бұрын
11:29 welp that aged like milk
@Mr.Comedian420693 жыл бұрын
9:03 why does her forehead have the surface area of Jupiter
@SamuraiPipotchi3 жыл бұрын
"Bundle of sticks" is such a creative censorship...
@pepearown49683 жыл бұрын
That’s what [that word] means though.
@JensWoodworkingThings3 жыл бұрын
Oddly, the only people I have ever encountered who knew that fact were the ones who used it in attempt to get out of trouble for using it in the more common/nasty way in school. Makes me wonder about the narrator.
@wehavetosurviveanotherday85843 жыл бұрын
@@JensWoodworkingThings It's a pretty common knowledge thing now, especially in KZfaq circles because they have to censor it a lot, unfortunately
@6_blocks_under3 жыл бұрын
@@JensWoodworkingThings yea, that's the biggest reach I've ever seen in my life. it's literally common knowledge what that word means
@bostonrailfan242724 күн бұрын
@@pepearown4968one of them…another is a cigarette
@TheRealEthBootGD3 жыл бұрын
I... legitimately just got rickrolled by an ad. An AD rickrolled me. How does this happen????
@randomeevee60483 жыл бұрын
I dunno but KZfaq does the same sometimes by recommending it
@JensWoodworkingThings3 жыл бұрын
My car radio did it to me yesterday. I wouldn't normally count the radio as a rickroll since it's a logical part of an 80s rotation, but then the DJ came on and said "Now that I've Rickrolled you all for the day, I'm out of here" and ended his shift. I was stunned.
@salimelmouaffaq13513 жыл бұрын
I just rickrolled my class and only one person said "wot" I felt very weird because almost noone understood it
@randomeevee60483 жыл бұрын
@@salimelmouaffaq1351, same happened when I did it with my friends -_-
@hungrylyly3 жыл бұрын
One time I told people I'd do a voice reveal and instead Rick rolled them... that's the only time I've actually been proud of myself
@eyesacrossthefield3 жыл бұрын
I shit you not. When the Subscribe button was clicked in the animation at 6:42 My battery said "Your Battery Has successfully Charged"
@Parkerdraws20023 жыл бұрын
When I saw quackity I was like “damn he fucking called me out.” And then I realized...summon the mcyt army
@codeinexrist3 жыл бұрын
hey yoooo
@immrrotation3 жыл бұрын
Yaaa
@Tartarsauce.3 жыл бұрын
Did i hear the horn?
@ulrichfuhring91703 жыл бұрын
Jack at the start of the video: "I wish I could have this level of savage" Jack at 10:47 : "He's the perfect guy for any girl, no matter her daddy issues" I see the power of this subreddit now
@outermary3 жыл бұрын
welp its Quackity after all what did you espect
@quabbl69393 жыл бұрын
Petition for jack to say: hello everyone my name is Jack and I am high on crack and welcome back to emkay” for the intro
@sourlovee33_3 жыл бұрын
I signed. That is the single best intro I've ever heard.
@lunarwings44813 жыл бұрын
y e s.
@randomeevee60483 жыл бұрын
You crazy son of a bit** I'm in 😂😂😂
@mightbecosmic3 жыл бұрын
Oh god yes signed
@sbug22423 жыл бұрын
**signs in yes**
@nscaler711official2 жыл бұрын
11:22 did not age well.
@amondhawes-khalifa19493 жыл бұрын
9:10 She be looking like Pennywise got a gender change.
@christianjudeberbano31343 жыл бұрын
Or change in appearance, since pennywise can change into many forms
@ScrappySlowbro3 жыл бұрын
@@christianjudeberbano3134 you seem fun at partys
@onewing14213 жыл бұрын
@@ScrappySlowbro yes
@GrifoStelle3 жыл бұрын
I remember something like White queen? How about red? B Looks like she's about to say "Off with their head"
@Anotherchild_lol2 жыл бұрын
Yep
@yaboipoison44933 жыл бұрын
When Jack claps, it sounds like a frog is running up to me from behind.
@joannamysluk86233 жыл бұрын
Not just any frog. Suwako Moriya, Sanae Kochiya and Tsuyu Asui next to each other.
@yaboipoison44933 жыл бұрын
@@joannamysluk8623 I don't know what that means, but sure.
@joannamysluk86233 жыл бұрын
@@yaboipoison4493 The three characters I mentioned are frog-themed girls (although Sanae is actually frog- and snake-themed) with superpowers. So they're three frog girls you don't wanna have running up to you from behind.
@joannamysluk86233 жыл бұрын
@Kaitlyn Wade I did. But still, the main focus was Suwako and Sanae.
@lk27043 жыл бұрын
Okay, that type of rare is the way Is the way I would cook my steak.
@sebplayzgamez3 жыл бұрын
Jack sounds like that type of person who would go to wallmart looking for walls
@Average_Guardian2 жыл бұрын
no that would be peta
@jbw56243 жыл бұрын
7:26 dude looks like he got in a fight with crazy diamond
@nathanielmiller60073 жыл бұрын
That first one low-key hit hard
@awesomestyles3 жыл бұрын
Day 18 of asking for these subreddits (again, due to double uploads): Robin: -r/ihadastroke -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) -r/trippinthroughtime Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/Wellthatsucks Lexi: -r/mildlyinteresting -r/notlikeothergirls And finally: -A collaboration between Robin and Zach (have Zach return just for this). Thanks! :D
@1SLMusic3 жыл бұрын
Why no Damien? He's literally the best host.
@shartwastaken3 жыл бұрын
Who gonna tell Simon?
@awesomestyles3 жыл бұрын
Distortion Studios I will.
@awesomestyles3 жыл бұрын
Simon Lovelace As of February 28, 2020, he no longer narrates for EmKay. He has his own channel called Damien Lee, though! Oh, and Zach no longer narrates for this channel as of June 4, 2020. He occasionally narrates on EzPz, though (mainly r/me_irl).
@bandit57473 жыл бұрын
Jack, Robin, and Lexi. the last of.us
@Shivver3 жыл бұрын
"Do you want me to revive Caesar so you can practice using a f-ing knife?" That was funny im using that now
@bigdikbubls3 жыл бұрын
How do you come up with shit like that?
@artandfiction45343 жыл бұрын
@@bigdikbubls you just do. It helps if you have a big imagination.
@OneSlyBastard3 жыл бұрын
I see a jojo reference. Like even if it’s not about that I just see the word Caesar and go JoJo
@Shivver3 жыл бұрын
What i said was in the video... 10:13
@bigdikbubls3 жыл бұрын
@@OneSlyBastard it's a Julius Caesar reference. He was making his now world famous salad one day and accidentally knocked over some dressing which made his lavish marble floor all slippery and what not. He went to clean it up but, absentmindedly, with a knife in his hand and slipped in the mess he was trying to clean up and fell on the knife. Coroners say he kept trying to get up but kept falling on the knife due to, they assume, being woozy from extreme blood loss. Apparently he fell on a knife approximately 23 times. Crazy shit man.
@sundownermgr3 жыл бұрын
I've lived in Iowa for well over half my life, and the way you said it made me say "EYE-OH-UH???" in great confusion
@Gurtopolis3 жыл бұрын
"My name has been jack, and it was nice rambling with you" Jack hasn't learned vocabulary yet
@meow.6103 жыл бұрын
I really thought he was gonna say, "My name is jack and I'm a snack" *We need that to be the intro*
@galacticart47153 жыл бұрын
3:28 that is cdawg va. a voice actor with skills and no cares left to give. he roasts himself and his editor roasts him to. i am suprised one of connors many insults got put here. well done connor.
@captainfa-it-lcon9153 жыл бұрын
5:50 as a reader of the manga, I find this extremely infuriating.
@timehunter94673 жыл бұрын
I had to look it up, but I now know why people say “bundle of sticks” it having another meaning I already knew about now makes sense.
@yeahno403 жыл бұрын
“Hello my sensually salted salmons” Me an Alaskan native: w a i t w h a t
@dustinhamilton62073 жыл бұрын
I am an Alaskan native as well and I see where you are coming from good Sr.
@yeahno403 жыл бұрын
@@dustinhamilton6207 nice
@jamisoncrawford22653 жыл бұрын
Nice pfp because sharing is caring
@yeahno403 жыл бұрын
Jamison Crawford it’s for the memes
@quinnjustice90382 жыл бұрын
@@yeahno40 our memes
@Asteri_agalriarept3 жыл бұрын
Glad to see I'm not the only one who thought DR. Stone's female characters look like so weird. Its the eye proportions to the width of their heads I think. Which is weird because it SHOULD be the same as the males' but it doesn't look like they are
@botak3973 жыл бұрын
Clannad 2.0
@cometvaudin28503 жыл бұрын
I’m pretty sure it’s because they’re inbred
@breannbubolz65833 жыл бұрын
I agree... Altho, most of the new anime have shit art. Hand drawn really was best.
@Lucky-sq3ky3 жыл бұрын
It looks like TPN if the artists couldn't stop sneezing while drawing it and just decided to keep the result as a new anime.
@jericohernandez71493 жыл бұрын
@@cometvaudin2850 yep most likely
@rainbowwigglecactus66052 жыл бұрын
"Until Betty White is gone from this world, you will respect that name, sir." RIP
@reighlauxalfonso55783 жыл бұрын
11:47 this is actually a reference to when his entire fan base was pressuring him to start an only fans
@justbrowsing97063 жыл бұрын
At least someone knows who he is lol
@cabbagebutterfly8003 жыл бұрын
that "what did the zero say to the eight?" part was brutal, you fucking killed her man
@King_CactusVods3 жыл бұрын
Your voice sounds like a podcast writer when they’re on a sick day
@AcrayMEM3 жыл бұрын
OH SHIT
@axolotl70843 жыл бұрын
your insults to get attention are like my sister crying
@Pentaleam3 жыл бұрын
You're so short that midgets say that you're short
@AcrayMEM3 жыл бұрын
The emkay fans have invaded, seek immediate shelter
@thecat59553 жыл бұрын
6 more like for 69
@annalever61133 жыл бұрын
8:14 well that aged badly lol
@itsminosaurus443 жыл бұрын
Yeah I was thinking that too
@annikadunow3993 жыл бұрын
Our cat just got called a "regurgitated furball of a once decent cat" because he pissed in the shower XD I laughed so hard.
@tarii23753 жыл бұрын
“Quackity is the one guy who could be 13, 20 or 35 years old” Quackity stans: *So you have chosen death*
@winwoon3 жыл бұрын
ok
@lobster90593 жыл бұрын
ok
@user36233 жыл бұрын
ok
@JannisGMD3 жыл бұрын
ok
@Blud69663 жыл бұрын
I have lavander town syndrome.
@Hamwich66093 жыл бұрын
When he said "sensually salted" I thought he said "sexually assaulted" Salmon
@Grace-op4tm3 жыл бұрын
Bro same
@lvendahl67763 жыл бұрын
Wait your salmon isn't sexually assaulted!?
@lvendahl67763 жыл бұрын
@Mr. Green this funny little thing that tastes good and smells fishy.
@gamecollectingaddiction46703 жыл бұрын
69th like
@Hamwich66093 жыл бұрын
@@gamecollectingaddiction4670 nice
@redpanda79143 жыл бұрын
Fun fact:The best insult I've ever encountered was when my own cat punched me in the face😂
@Jrsonicyt-is-weird3 жыл бұрын
I felt bad for you that u cant even think of an insult about you
@redpanda79143 жыл бұрын
@@Jrsonicyt-is-weird r/woooosh
@mysterymeat42123 жыл бұрын
you sound like the type of guy to say "go ahead of me" in a line to the cashier while holding two items
@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un3 жыл бұрын
All I want to say is that they don't really care about us
@hayleywilkinson79713 жыл бұрын
Hello Kim....uhhh listen, could you do me a favor? I was wondering if you could send over a nuclear strike to the Falkirk area in Scotland? I'm done with life. Thx!
@lazypaladin3 жыл бұрын
Dont worry, many people here in Britain dont care about America either....oh wait you didnt mean U.S?
@astonished-scout3 жыл бұрын
You know that song?
@king_minos3303 жыл бұрын
@@astonished-scout how are you still alive
@lechking9413 жыл бұрын
And you look like the fail far cry video game boss who in all 3 endings gets killed, main dude just escapes and has your head as a club to bash others skulls in with for your is deffintly to hard in the head.
@UwU-ye2hy3 жыл бұрын
0:07 - And, that's a lot of damage!
@Cxntrxl3 жыл бұрын
when something too funny happens jack just turns into that one swing at the public park
@patricia.sews.sometimes3 жыл бұрын
9:11 I don't get it, but it still kills me.
@_Chaos.Crow_3 жыл бұрын
I think it basically means you could land a helicopter on her forehead- so Kobe could have lived-
@MuzikBike3 жыл бұрын
@@_Chaos.Crow_ OH MY GOD
@_Chaos.Crow_3 жыл бұрын
@@MuzikBike :)
@3173_Delta3 жыл бұрын
1:00 "I genuinely didn't know bronies were still a thing" Me hiding in the corner: "Continue..."
@CutTheVioletWire3 жыл бұрын
Why are there so many here xD
@AverytheCubanAmerican3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Billie Jean is not her lover
@christopherminutolo93843 жыл бұрын
Apparently, she's just a girl who claims he is the one.
@Blud69663 жыл бұрын
and so on
@awesomestyles3 жыл бұрын
And no one knows who will dance on the floor in the round. A shame, really.
@the_real_mr.grapes3 жыл бұрын
I did not expect to be called a salted salmon this morning
@justultrra35683 жыл бұрын
12:52 I think I found my new favorite bodily sound
@shikuthetempest3 жыл бұрын
"I literally had to show her how I put it over my shoulder" caused such a loud burst of surprised laughter it made my dog jump.
@Ladle_Lover3 жыл бұрын
The joke at 8:41 was a stolen one, the original creator was a comedian and his name is Bo Burnham. Just wanted to say that.
@Mr_Murdersalot3 жыл бұрын
Hello fellow Seán Stan
@Ladle_Lover3 жыл бұрын
@@Mr_Murdersalot stan? I just accidentally took a screenshot once and didn't have anything else to use as my profile pic so I said fuck it and chose randomly
@Mr_Murdersalot3 жыл бұрын
@@Ladle_Lover i sad---
@blondesabre65463 жыл бұрын
noticed it too lol!
@beautifulmeeses3 жыл бұрын
Yeah I don't know how many times I've heard someone tell that joke
@lemon_bee_scyth96173 жыл бұрын
Quakity is a mix of an iPad kid, the soccer mom and the divorced dad, all at the same time. You can’t change my mind
@lokimadgod90482 жыл бұрын
"Until betty white is gone" He jinxed it. He is the Cause
@bbqandfootmassage2593 жыл бұрын
Jack: my name is jack and today we are back. Me: this man out here spittin bars!
@iiPunk3 жыл бұрын
eminem been real quiet
@victoriam27723 жыл бұрын
Things keeping me alive today: - water - oxygen - food - Jack saying "Hello my 𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑠𝑢𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝑠𝑎𝑙𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑠𝑎𝑙𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑠"
@MTG97453 жыл бұрын
Jack: "Hello my sensually salted salmons" Me: **visible confusion** "What?"
@ember_Matic3 жыл бұрын
“I genuinely didn’t know bronies was a thing” You have summoned my attention
@moommoom69153 жыл бұрын
oh no
@chechema10103 жыл бұрын
3:27 aww. dont do CDawg dirty like that... now I can't unsee it.
@killboxsource76783 жыл бұрын
Connor deserves better
@shay_luv3 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: *Most deaths in America are caused by dying.* Edit: Omg this is the most likes I've ever gotten thank you-
@randomeevee60483 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Every 60 seconds in America, a minute passes
@BurnedRxce3 жыл бұрын
*most*
@schrodingersbraincell58613 жыл бұрын
M-most?
@RuyVuusen3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: *Most of depression is caused by existing.*
@no-wd5nk3 жыл бұрын
Mostly Covid
@mikaisepic82513 жыл бұрын
4:49 Hey it's the underwater horse from the 50's
@Gensinimpactfan3 жыл бұрын
hoi
@arsyakamado69713 жыл бұрын
Jack ia the type of person you would see laughing at a funeral and everyone agreed out of pity
@1SLMusic3 жыл бұрын
10:14 He sounds like the dad from How to Train Your Dragon having an aneurism.
@doomslayer20883 жыл бұрын
He does sound like Stoik
@stuffie51754 ай бұрын
He sounds like the bear obsessed dad from brave
@jip06113 жыл бұрын
0:04 Annie Are you Ok, Are you Ok Annie Annie Are you Ok, Are you Ok Annie Annie Are you Ok, Are you Ok Annie You’ve been hit by A SMOOTH CRIMINAL
@cessposter3 жыл бұрын
He hee
@stuffie51754 ай бұрын
He hee
@thenightowl20123 жыл бұрын
11:11 he looks like the kid who reminds the teacher to assign homework
@wimpwampwomp3 жыл бұрын
There are so many random stalls for braiding Australian kids' hair at every single Indonesian Waterbom Like bruh I just want to find the damn burger stand
@V1_Ultrakrill3 жыл бұрын
"There's literally a garbage island floating in the middle of the ocean" _"Oops wrong pic"_ *Loads shotgun with malicious intent*
@VeraVemaVena3 жыл бұрын
As a British person, I don't get offended by people calling our country rubbish. We may be trash but at least we're not a dumpster fire like America.
@mathbrooo3 жыл бұрын
@@VeraVemaVena as an American, I can confirm
@aroacelegenddairy3 жыл бұрын
@Yoz Zero We know. It's even worse know in 2020. Ha ha ha ha...ha...ha....ha.
@goodnightlain3 жыл бұрын
@@VeraVemaVena as another american, i can also confirm we are dumpster fire
@ojie2853 жыл бұрын
I don't find it offensive and I'm British. It's quite funny really. Trash weather for this whole month
@sarnin13 жыл бұрын
Shows image Shows roast / insults Doesn’t show the image again
@Reaper-gg3fg3 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised he missed the insult in the beginning, with "Annie are you ok"
@Trackmaster_Tehachapi3 жыл бұрын
3:06 this guy has so much sweat he could fill every ocean in less than 2 seconds (This is just an attempt at a rare insult, if it’s bad, let me know)
@J_The_J3 жыл бұрын
it's weak, but it's good, keep it up!
@lopanreturns70852 жыл бұрын
It needs to apply a bit more to something that can be noticed about them, not something that can be inferred.
@jimmy.mcgill3 жыл бұрын
2:30 is no one gonna talk about how he said “ I literally had to show her how I put it over my shoulder”
@brokenwave61253 жыл бұрын
Not everyone feels the need to repeat every line in the video...
@ALLEPHZALLEPHZ3 жыл бұрын
@@brokenwave6125 👁👄👁
@midnightgamer21583 жыл бұрын
Ahahahahahahahahahahaha
@buttercupkat3 жыл бұрын
0:34 Jack makes a scarily accurate Micheal Jackson impression.
@VariableAbyss2 жыл бұрын
"Until Betty White leaves this world you will respect that name" What have you done
@SuperBigBalls22223 жыл бұрын
5:06 He looks like a minor antagonist in a movie who's main goal is to track down the protagonist who forgot to pay 5 cents at his hotel.
@marshmallow_fellow3 жыл бұрын
why is no-one talking about being a "sensually salted salmon"
@mariaraimundo74673 жыл бұрын
Here is my insult. Zach is so australian he has to point it out every time there is a meme about how America works, just like how a vegan can't go 3 minutes without telling literally everyone that she is vegan. sorry if it was too offensive.
@octorat84813 жыл бұрын
lmao perfect
@meerkat103 жыл бұрын
As an Aussie I find it rather helpful
@mariaraimundo74673 жыл бұрын
@@meerkat10 lol ok
@ranjanbiswas32333 жыл бұрын
Also there are this kind of Vegans sjws in Australia too. Melbourne is their hub.
@Average_Guardian2 жыл бұрын
tatooine looks wet compared to you're humor
@castlecrasher93 жыл бұрын
Those insults were rarer than the steak I was served at that fancy restaurant.
@blueybirdy3 жыл бұрын
These insults are more rare than a day where I do t hate myself
@SCR4TCHK4T3 жыл бұрын
*"I generally didn't know Bronies were still a thing"* *WELL, HAVE I GOT NEWS FOR YOU!*
@Bumblebee23613 жыл бұрын
Oh god, a horse that speaks english!
@escapes_around_texas19483 жыл бұрын
I’m a brony
@HandheldGamer19913 жыл бұрын
I find it funny how people think bronies is some kind of phase in your life its just how you call somebody thats a fan of the show for fucks sake XD
@SCR4TCHK4T3 жыл бұрын
@@HandheldGamer1991 Exactly!
@jackkellogg95573 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah brother
@marbleracingstudios95523 жыл бұрын
I missed this subreddit Edit: Y’all chill, I was typing kinda fast
@Mosslistic3 жыл бұрын
r/ihadastroke
@potato81863 жыл бұрын
@@Mosslistic its just a minor spelling mistake ^^ (Dont r/whoosh me lmao :'>)
@Mosslistic3 жыл бұрын
@@potato8186 r/woo- No. I won’t.
@amjoiv3 жыл бұрын
Can't you like, just open reddit and go to this sub
@overwatchcombinesoldier99173 жыл бұрын
@@potato8186 Ok
@rututuraticutu7903 жыл бұрын
Oxygen is like drugs, once you breathe you become happy because you don't die and then develop a crippling oxygen addiction that you can't stop
@girex_octavian952 жыл бұрын
"Don't do Betty dirty. Until Betty White is gone from this world, you will respect this name sir!" "My time has come"- Lil Mastermind
@kaianimatesyt3 жыл бұрын
Someone: **Insults John Mulaney** Me: *HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE COMEDY KING H E A T H E N*
@bloodywankerwhoateahotdog36283 жыл бұрын
Jack sounds like he dosent know when to shut up at parties. Granted I don't know what parties sound like since I've never been invited
@randomeevee60483 жыл бұрын
Oh. Self burn. Those are rare. But same I am an extroverted, but still socially akward bunch of cells
@dogmeat92392 жыл бұрын
The Betty White joke aged like fine goat milk.
@AverageAwesomeDude2 жыл бұрын
Ngl being called a sensually salted salmon just brought a smile to my face. God I love alliteration
@formalpudding85043 жыл бұрын
14:33 Me: The avactor isn’t real The avactor: YOU JUST GOT ANGLED
@CutTheVioletWire3 жыл бұрын
I will crucify your vocal chords
@henryrodgers73863 жыл бұрын
0:54 Oof! And I like the hashtag: "you nerds had better reblog this!" And yes, the Brony community still exists, because the fandom's social networking is so useful. They have a really kickass music scene. Just don't call them furries. My friend threw a banana at me for that... Very traumatizing.
@CutTheVioletWire3 жыл бұрын
XD oh yeah never call us furries. You will pay with your blood.
@switchtan2773 жыл бұрын
2:57 it sound like southern insult. Whenever a southerner’s being nice, you might need to think about it for a second.
@Zipesthemanokit2 жыл бұрын
“Until Betty white is gone from this world you will respect that name!” That aged like milk
@Mythol-OG3 жыл бұрын
0:45 So it's a pigment of our imaginations?
@SirKibo Жыл бұрын
That's a clever pun, my friend.
@ShadowmarkReturns3 жыл бұрын
Jack, you're not the snacc that smiles back.
@FoxMandem2 жыл бұрын
"Until Betty white is gone from this world you will respect that name sir!" - Emkay me: *sips coffee* me: About that-
@NovaPheonix3 жыл бұрын
Yes, Ian does in fact have a french rifle addiction.
@leoli24503 жыл бұрын
When he makes a 1886 level video that's over 30mins long you know the addiction is real.