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Күн бұрынTop posts from r/Rareinsults on Reddit. Join the community subreddit at / emkay ! Narrated by: / devotedly_jack
@vulpica 2 жыл бұрын
"As long as Betty White is gone from this world you will respect that nam, sir." RIP Betty White. You will be missed. Also this aged like milk.
@destroyanad8651 2 жыл бұрын
the name "Betty" will no longer be respected i guess
@arhyllinchroma9062 2 жыл бұрын
Don’t remind me 😿
@thecomet8759 2 жыл бұрын
@@destroyanad8651 Watch glitchtale to change your mind
@gamerhurley 2 жыл бұрын
@@thecomet8759 ...isn't she the villain?
@thecomet8759 2 жыл бұрын
@@gamerhurley Someone finally got the joke
@godlaurence4279 3 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: Eating glass is actually pretty bad for your health
@CheddarChloride 3 жыл бұрын
Wait really? Because I'm eating some right now
@FateorV 3 жыл бұрын
woah, i was planning on getting a glass burger, nvm
@hmtkdkdnrkwjd 3 жыл бұрын
no way
@im_tonk3624 3 жыл бұрын
Alright,i switch to plastic then
@thenickster_fr 3 жыл бұрын
Nah it’s my favorite snack
@tryAGAIN87 3 жыл бұрын
"I literally had to show her how i put it on my shoulder." ROFL. Way to go man ahahahaha
@wyattbrown4368 3 жыл бұрын
I don’t know how but I always see the comments that quote the vid as the video plays said quote
@akailahbridges9270 3 жыл бұрын
@@wyattbrown4368 maybe because they liked the quote? I don't know how but I see comments that are passive aggressive for no reason, it's especially an oddity when the original comment literally hurt nobody but some idiot that won't be named wants to act like a dick.
@L0tss 3 жыл бұрын
@@akailahbridges9270 I cant tell if you read that properly or not, but they meant that they heard what the comment is quoting at the same time the video said it
@schnootschnooso 3 жыл бұрын
@@akailahbridges9270 chill why are you mad how tf is wyatt being a dick? i think *you’re* the one acting like a dick here
@tryAGAIN87 3 жыл бұрын
@@selt7166 Imagine not laughing hard enough you never ROFL. Been doing it since the late 80's kid. And I was part of the generation that coined it. Try it. You might like it. Get rekt. You're welcome.
@dmj271095 3 жыл бұрын
The guy from r/HittableFaces is Bobby Kotick, CEO of activision, his staff hate him so much that they all photoshop devil horns on him. Now he cant find a date because when they google him, the first thing they see is him with devil horns and articles about how awful he is.
@shimuza1154 3 жыл бұрын
Blame his COD games getting boring
@glacier4391 3 жыл бұрын
@@shimuza1154 yea boo cod switch to any other game
@missingtexturez 2 жыл бұрын
@@glacier4391 TF2 may not get updates but the community makes it worth it,just stick to community servers while your there the casual servers have a bot infestation
@ZeroHourProductions407 Жыл бұрын
BOBBY KOTICK BAD.
@0_exterminatingdaleks_011 3 жыл бұрын
"Do I need to revive Ceasar so you can practice using a freaking knife?!" Gordon Ramsay yelled peacefully and nicely at the cook.
@certifiedbruhmoment3146 3 жыл бұрын
I guess that cook was living under a rock when knives were taught to people
@randomeevee6048 3 жыл бұрын
*Gordon Ramsay remix of Harry potter theme intensifies*
@Padastic 3 жыл бұрын
iS tHiS a jOjO rEfReNcE?
@iambeingheldhostagebykimjo9293 3 жыл бұрын
@@Padastic iDk, SeEmS lIkE jOjO tO mE
@Microwaveables11 3 жыл бұрын
Ok but that makes it scarier.
@TheChivalricKnight 3 жыл бұрын
"I had to show her how I put it over my shoulder." Weird flex but ok.
@ayo.660 3 жыл бұрын
Wdym? OH GOD-
@m..w6877 3 жыл бұрын
I tried doing that, but it just went over my shoulder into the water
@bazzxliner 3 жыл бұрын
Is that actually possible...??
@decent_human_ 3 жыл бұрын
@@bazzxliner You're kidding. Please tell me you're kidding. Surely you're kidding..... right?
@randombrit4504 3 жыл бұрын
@@bazzxliner Your lack of intelligence is offensive in these modern times.
@Whoooan 3 жыл бұрын
Jack sounds like the kind of guy that narrates Reddit posts for a living
@sukiiaqwq8097 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah... i dont know why, i just got a... feeling
@gurjfjfjfjf6340 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah its kind of strange isnt it
@Snailsnsialsnial._1 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@watsoncouch3800 3 жыл бұрын
5 months later, nobody has been wooooshed
@Whoooan 3 жыл бұрын
@@watsoncouch3800 it's pretty impressive
@primeoaktoast6596 3 жыл бұрын
You sound like the kind of guy to offer a guy Pepsi when he's trying to buy cocaine
@PeelingCeiling35 3 жыл бұрын
“You got the goods?” “The.. what?” “You know... the coke?” “Oh, I don’t have any coke, but I can get you some Pepsi.” *laughs* *gets stabbed*
@ethanbrown6352 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm immune to coronavirus" "Whys that?" "Because im immune to disease" "And why is that?" "Because I myself am a disease
@usernametaken017 3 жыл бұрын
If you're a bacteria, a virus can still be your parasite
@assitch5604 3 жыл бұрын
maybe, but the problem is that frendly fire is on
@SweetSugarHoneyIceTea 3 жыл бұрын
As a gay dude once said “Ooooh self burn, those are rare” Best part is, the gay dude is my friend
@cobrasharkgaming7830 3 жыл бұрын
Diseases still get diseases lmao It’s called your birth
@aureusknighstar2195 3 жыл бұрын
@@usernametaken017 everybody gangsta till Bacteriophage and Prion enters the fray
@justakid6490 3 жыл бұрын
I find more joy in going though my 50 000 lines of code to find a singe syntax error than listening to you. there is your insult you asked for.
@cursedkid7565 3 жыл бұрын
DAMN BRO, he said roast him not murder him with words
@forhecan 3 жыл бұрын
69
@annedudley439 3 жыл бұрын
@@forhecan 70
@No1AsakaKaorifan 3 жыл бұрын
@@annedudley439 71
@icyatlasartworks 3 жыл бұрын
Every redditor ever is scribbling this insult to use later. That's how absolutely magnificent this insult is.
@DrKodateko 2 жыл бұрын
"Until betty white is gone from this world you will respect that name sir" Aged finely.
@Joseph_2HD 2 жыл бұрын
"Respect that name until she dies" Well that aged like milk tbh R.I.P. Betty White
@hexalot4277 3 жыл бұрын
i caught my wife cheating with my best friend she was upset i kept beating her and jealous of how much money and property i own i was so angry when i caught them that i flipped the board over and let them clean up the pieces
@zacharyhan4351 3 жыл бұрын
hol up
@lunarkae 3 жыл бұрын
Nani
@docodo420 3 жыл бұрын
Well understandable. I also do that when I play monopoly
@thebananaowenslippedon7095 3 жыл бұрын
:0
@flare0114 3 жыл бұрын
They had us in the first half, not going to lie
@angryanon3870 3 жыл бұрын
3:02 Me: Oh dude, what the hell? My humour: He isn't even blond with blue eyes, get another flag man
@ahuman0505 3 жыл бұрын
Personally, I like the flags general beauty of design.. I hate the people in the party and the political views and laws and stuff, but I like the flags, banners, uniforms, marches, vehicles, weapons, and music...
@angryanon3870 3 жыл бұрын
@@ahuman0505 i feel ya uwu.
@PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica 3 жыл бұрын
i dont get it
@ArsenalTheProtogen 3 жыл бұрын
Fandom trash even hitler didnt have blonde hair, what a bunch of idiots lol
@angryanon3870 3 жыл бұрын
@@ArsenalTheProtogen I'm aware, doesn't keep me ftom laughing at my rather dark jokes tho.
@baffledWHAT 2 жыл бұрын
11:29 welp that aged like milk
@Mr.Comedian42069 3 жыл бұрын
9:03 why does her forehead have the surface area of Jupiter
@SamuraiPipotchi 3 жыл бұрын
"Bundle of sticks" is such a creative censorship...
@pepearown4968 3 жыл бұрын
That’s what [that word] means though.
@JensWoodworkingThings 3 жыл бұрын
Oddly, the only people I have ever encountered who knew that fact were the ones who used it in attempt to get out of trouble for using it in the more common/nasty way in school. Makes me wonder about the narrator.
@wehavetosurviveanotherday8584 3 жыл бұрын
@@JensWoodworkingThings It's a pretty common knowledge thing now, especially in KZfaq circles because they have to censor it a lot, unfortunately
@6_blocks_under 3 жыл бұрын
@@JensWoodworkingThings yea, that's the biggest reach I've ever seen in my life. it's literally common knowledge what that word means
@bostonrailfan2427 24 күн бұрын
@@pepearown4968one of them…another is a cigarette
@TheRealEthBootGD 3 жыл бұрын
I... legitimately just got rickrolled by an ad. An AD rickrolled me. How does this happen????
@randomeevee6048 3 жыл бұрын
I dunno but KZfaq does the same sometimes by recommending it
@JensWoodworkingThings 3 жыл бұрын
My car radio did it to me yesterday. I wouldn't normally count the radio as a rickroll since it's a logical part of an 80s rotation, but then the DJ came on and said "Now that I've Rickrolled you all for the day, I'm out of here" and ended his shift. I was stunned.
@salimelmouaffaq1351 3 жыл бұрын
I just rickrolled my class and only one person said "wot" I felt very weird because almost noone understood it
@randomeevee6048 3 жыл бұрын
@@salimelmouaffaq1351, same happened when I did it with my friends -_-
@hungrylyly 3 жыл бұрын
One time I told people I'd do a voice reveal and instead Rick rolled them... that's the only time I've actually been proud of myself
@eyesacrossthefield 3 жыл бұрын
I shit you not. When the Subscribe button was clicked in the animation at 6:42 My battery said "Your Battery Has successfully Charged"
@Parkerdraws2002 3 жыл бұрын
When I saw quackity I was like “damn he fucking called me out.” And then I realized...summon the mcyt army
@codeinexrist 3 жыл бұрын
hey yoooo
@immrrotation 3 жыл бұрын
Yaaa
@Tartarsauce. 3 жыл бұрын
Did i hear the horn?
@ulrichfuhring9170 3 жыл бұрын
Jack at the start of the video: "I wish I could have this level of savage" Jack at 10:47 : "He's the perfect guy for any girl, no matter her daddy issues" I see the power of this subreddit now
@outermary 3 жыл бұрын
welp its Quackity after all what did you espect
@quabbl6939 3 жыл бұрын
Petition for jack to say: hello everyone my name is Jack and I am high on crack and welcome back to emkay” for the intro
@sourlovee33_ 3 жыл бұрын
I signed. That is the single best intro I've ever heard.
@lunarwings4481 3 жыл бұрын
y e s.
@randomeevee6048 3 жыл бұрын
You crazy son of a bit** I'm in 😂😂😂
@mightbecosmic 3 жыл бұрын
Oh god yes signed
@sbug2242 3 жыл бұрын
**signs in yes**
@nscaler711official 2 жыл бұрын
11:22 did not age well.
@amondhawes-khalifa1949 3 жыл бұрын
9:10 She be looking like Pennywise got a gender change.
@christianjudeberbano3134 3 жыл бұрын
Or change in appearance, since pennywise can change into many forms
@ScrappySlowbro 3 жыл бұрын
@@christianjudeberbano3134 you seem fun at partys
@onewing1421 3 жыл бұрын
@@ScrappySlowbro yes
@GrifoStelle 3 жыл бұрын
I remember something like White queen? How about red? B Looks like she's about to say "Off with their head"
@Anotherchild_lol 2 жыл бұрын
Yep
@yaboipoison4493 3 жыл бұрын
When Jack claps, it sounds like a frog is running up to me from behind.
@joannamysluk8623 3 жыл бұрын
Not just any frog. Suwako Moriya, Sanae Kochiya and Tsuyu Asui next to each other.
@yaboipoison4493 3 жыл бұрын
@@joannamysluk8623 I don't know what that means, but sure.
@joannamysluk8623 3 жыл бұрын
@@yaboipoison4493 The three characters I mentioned are frog-themed girls (although Sanae is actually frog- and snake-themed) with superpowers. So they're three frog girls you don't wanna have running up to you from behind.
@joannamysluk8623 3 жыл бұрын
@Kaitlyn Wade I did. But still, the main focus was Suwako and Sanae.
@lk2704 3 жыл бұрын
Okay, that type of rare is the way Is the way I would cook my steak.
@sebplayzgamez 3 жыл бұрын
Jack sounds like that type of person who would go to wallmart looking for walls
@Average_Guardian 2 жыл бұрын
no that would be peta
@jbw5624 3 жыл бұрын
7:26 dude looks like he got in a fight with crazy diamond
@nathanielmiller6007 3 жыл бұрын
That first one low-key hit hard
@awesomestyles 3 жыл бұрын
Day 18 of asking for these subreddits (again, due to double uploads): Robin: -r/ihadastroke -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) -r/trippinthroughtime Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/Wellthatsucks Lexi: -r/mildlyinteresting -r/notlikeothergirls And finally: -A collaboration between Robin and Zach (have Zach return just for this). Thanks! :D
@1SLMusic 3 жыл бұрын
Why no Damien? He's literally the best host.
@shartwastaken 3 жыл бұрын
Who gonna tell Simon?
@awesomestyles 3 жыл бұрын
Distortion Studios I will.
@awesomestyles 3 жыл бұрын
Simon Lovelace As of February 28, 2020, he no longer narrates for EmKay. He has his own channel called Damien Lee, though! Oh, and Zach no longer narrates for this channel as of June 4, 2020. He occasionally narrates on EzPz, though (mainly r/me_irl).
@bandit5747 3 жыл бұрын
Jack, Robin, and Lexi. the last of.us
@Shivver 3 жыл бұрын
"Do you want me to revive Caesar so you can practice using a f-ing knife?" That was funny im using that now
@bigdikbubls 3 жыл бұрын
How do you come up with shit like that?
@artandfiction4534 3 жыл бұрын
@@bigdikbubls you just do. It helps if you have a big imagination.
@OneSlyBastard 3 жыл бұрын
I see a jojo reference. Like even if it’s not about that I just see the word Caesar and go JoJo
@Shivver 3 жыл бұрын
What i said was in the video... 10:13
@bigdikbubls 3 жыл бұрын
@@OneSlyBastard it's a Julius Caesar reference. He was making his now world famous salad one day and accidentally knocked over some dressing which made his lavish marble floor all slippery and what not. He went to clean it up but, absentmindedly, with a knife in his hand and slipped in the mess he was trying to clean up and fell on the knife. Coroners say he kept trying to get up but kept falling on the knife due to, they assume, being woozy from extreme blood loss. Apparently he fell on a knife approximately 23 times. Crazy shit man.
@sundownermgr 3 жыл бұрын
I've lived in Iowa for well over half my life, and the way you said it made me say "EYE-OH-UH???" in great confusion
@Gurtopolis 3 жыл бұрын
"My name has been jack, and it was nice rambling with you" Jack hasn't learned vocabulary yet
@meow.610 3 жыл бұрын
I really thought he was gonna say, "My name is jack and I'm a snack" *We need that to be the intro*
@galacticart4715 3 жыл бұрын
3:28 that is cdawg va. a voice actor with skills and no cares left to give. he roasts himself and his editor roasts him to. i am suprised one of connors many insults got put here. well done connor.
@captainfa-it-lcon915 3 жыл бұрын
5:50 as a reader of the manga, I find this extremely infuriating.
@timehunter9467 3 жыл бұрын
I had to look it up, but I now know why people say “bundle of sticks” it having another meaning I already knew about now makes sense.
@yeahno40 3 жыл бұрын
“Hello my sensually salted salmons” Me an Alaskan native: w a i t w h a t
@dustinhamilton6207 3 жыл бұрын
I am an Alaskan native as well and I see where you are coming from good Sr.
@yeahno40 3 жыл бұрын
@@dustinhamilton6207 nice
@jamisoncrawford2265 3 жыл бұрын
Nice pfp because sharing is caring
@yeahno40 3 жыл бұрын
Jamison Crawford it’s for the memes
@quinnjustice9038 2 жыл бұрын
@@yeahno40 our memes
@Asteri_agalriarept 3 жыл бұрын
Glad to see I'm not the only one who thought DR. Stone's female characters look like so weird. Its the eye proportions to the width of their heads I think. Which is weird because it SHOULD be the same as the males' but it doesn't look like they are
@botak397 3 жыл бұрын
Clannad 2.0
@cometvaudin2850 3 жыл бұрын
I’m pretty sure it’s because they’re inbred
@breannbubolz6583 3 жыл бұрын
I agree... Altho, most of the new anime have shit art. Hand drawn really was best.
@Lucky-sq3ky 3 жыл бұрын
It looks like TPN if the artists couldn't stop sneezing while drawing it and just decided to keep the result as a new anime.
@jericohernandez7149 3 жыл бұрын
@@cometvaudin2850 yep most likely
@rainbowwigglecactus6605 2 жыл бұрын
"Until Betty White is gone from this world, you will respect that name, sir." RIP
@reighlauxalfonso5578 3 жыл бұрын
11:47 this is actually a reference to when his entire fan base was pressuring him to start an only fans
@justbrowsing9706 3 жыл бұрын
At least someone knows who he is lol
@cabbagebutterfly800 3 жыл бұрын
that "what did the zero say to the eight?" part was brutal, you fucking killed her man
@King_CactusVods 3 жыл бұрын
Your voice sounds like a podcast writer when they’re on a sick day
@AcrayMEM 3 жыл бұрын
OH SHIT
@axolotl7084 3 жыл бұрын
your insults to get attention are like my sister crying
@Pentaleam 3 жыл бұрын
You're so short that midgets say that you're short
@AcrayMEM 3 жыл бұрын
The emkay fans have invaded, seek immediate shelter
@thecat5955 3 жыл бұрын
6 more like for 69
@annalever6113 3 жыл бұрын
8:14 well that aged badly lol
@itsminosaurus44 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah I was thinking that too
@annikadunow399 3 жыл бұрын
Our cat just got called a "regurgitated furball of a once decent cat" because he pissed in the shower XD I laughed so hard.
@tarii2375 3 жыл бұрын
“Quackity is the one guy who could be 13, 20 or 35 years old” Quackity stans: *So you have chosen death*
@winwoon 3 жыл бұрын
ok
@lobster9059 3 жыл бұрын
ok
@user3623 3 жыл бұрын
ok
@JannisGMD 3 жыл бұрын
ok
@Blud6966 3 жыл бұрын
I have lavander town syndrome.
@Hamwich6609 3 жыл бұрын
When he said "sensually salted" I thought he said "sexually assaulted" Salmon
@Grace-op4tm 3 жыл бұрын
Bro same
@lvendahl6776 3 жыл бұрын
Wait your salmon isn't sexually assaulted!?
@lvendahl6776 3 жыл бұрын
@Mr. Green this funny little thing that tastes good and smells fishy.
@gamecollectingaddiction4670 3 жыл бұрын
69th like
@Hamwich6609 3 жыл бұрын
@@gamecollectingaddiction4670 nice
@redpanda7914 3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact:The best insult I've ever encountered was when my own cat punched me in the face😂
@Jrsonicyt-is-weird 3 жыл бұрын
I felt bad for you that u cant even think of an insult about you
@redpanda7914 3 жыл бұрын
@@Jrsonicyt-is-weird r/woooosh
@mysterymeat4212 3 жыл бұрын
you sound like the type of guy to say "go ahead of me" in a line to the cashier while holding two items
@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 3 жыл бұрын
All I want to say is that they don't really care about us
@hayleywilkinson7971 3 жыл бұрын
Hello Kim....uhhh listen, could you do me a favor? I was wondering if you could send over a nuclear strike to the Falkirk area in Scotland? I'm done with life. Thx!
@lazypaladin 3 жыл бұрын
Dont worry, many people here in Britain dont care about America either....oh wait you didnt mean U.S?
@astonished-scout 3 жыл бұрын
You know that song?
@king_minos330 3 жыл бұрын
@@astonished-scout how are you still alive
@lechking941 3 жыл бұрын
And you look like the fail far cry video game boss who in all 3 endings gets killed, main dude just escapes and has your head as a club to bash others skulls in with for your is deffintly to hard in the head.
@UwU-ye2hy 3 жыл бұрын
0:07 - And, that's a lot of damage!
@Cxntrxl 3 жыл бұрын
when something too funny happens jack just turns into that one swing at the public park
@patricia.sews.sometimes 3 жыл бұрын
9:11 I don't get it, but it still kills me.
@_Chaos.Crow_ 3 жыл бұрын
I think it basically means you could land a helicopter on her forehead- so Kobe could have lived-
@MuzikBike 3 жыл бұрын
@@_Chaos.Crow_ OH MY GOD
@_Chaos.Crow_ 3 жыл бұрын
@@MuzikBike :)
@3173_Delta 3 жыл бұрын
1:00 "I genuinely didn't know bronies were still a thing" Me hiding in the corner: "Continue..."
@CutTheVioletWire 3 жыл бұрын
Why are there so many here xD
@AverytheCubanAmerican 3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Billie Jean is not her lover
@christopherminutolo9384 3 жыл бұрын
Apparently, she's just a girl who claims he is the one.
@Blud6966 3 жыл бұрын
and so on
@awesomestyles 3 жыл бұрын
And no one knows who will dance on the floor in the round. A shame, really.
@the_real_mr.grapes 3 жыл бұрын
I did not expect to be called a salted salmon this morning
@justultrra3568 3 жыл бұрын
12:52 I think I found my new favorite bodily sound
@shikuthetempest 3 жыл бұрын
"I literally had to show her how I put it over my shoulder" caused such a loud burst of surprised laughter it made my dog jump.
@Ladle_Lover 3 жыл бұрын
The joke at 8:41 was a stolen one, the original creator was a comedian and his name is Bo Burnham. Just wanted to say that.
@Mr_Murdersalot 3 жыл бұрын
Hello fellow Seán Stan
@Ladle_Lover 3 жыл бұрын
@@Mr_Murdersalot stan? I just accidentally took a screenshot once and didn't have anything else to use as my profile pic so I said fuck it and chose randomly
@Mr_Murdersalot 3 жыл бұрын
@@Ladle_Lover i sad---
@blondesabre6546 3 жыл бұрын
noticed it too lol!
@beautifulmeeses 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah I don't know how many times I've heard someone tell that joke
@lemon_bee_scyth9617 3 жыл бұрын
Quakity is a mix of an iPad kid, the soccer mom and the divorced dad, all at the same time. You can’t change my mind
@lokimadgod9048 2 жыл бұрын
"Until betty white is gone" He jinxed it. He is the Cause
@bbqandfootmassage259 3 жыл бұрын
Jack: my name is jack and today we are back. Me: this man out here spittin bars!
@iiPunk 3 жыл бұрын
eminem been real quiet
@victoriam2772 3 жыл бұрын
Things keeping me alive today: - water - oxygen - food - Jack saying "Hello my 𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑠𝑢𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝑠𝑎𝑙𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑠𝑎𝑙𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑠"
@MTG9745 3 жыл бұрын
Jack: "Hello my sensually salted salmons" Me: **visible confusion** "What?"
@ember_Matic 3 жыл бұрын
“I genuinely didn’t know bronies was a thing” You have summoned my attention
@moommoom6915 3 жыл бұрын
oh no
@chechema1010 3 жыл бұрын
3:27 aww. dont do CDawg dirty like that... now I can't unsee it.
@killboxsource7678 3 жыл бұрын
Connor deserves better
@shay_luv 3 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: *Most deaths in America are caused by dying.* Edit: Omg this is the most likes I've ever gotten thank you-
@randomeevee6048 3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Every 60 seconds in America, a minute passes
@BurnedRxce 3 жыл бұрын
*most*
@schrodingersbraincell5861 3 жыл бұрын
M-most?
@RuyVuusen 3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: *Most of depression is caused by existing.*
@no-wd5nk 3 жыл бұрын
Mostly Covid
@mikaisepic8251 3 жыл бұрын
4:49 Hey it's the underwater horse from the 50's
@Gensinimpactfan 3 жыл бұрын
hoi
@arsyakamado6971 3 жыл бұрын
Jack ia the type of person you would see laughing at a funeral and everyone agreed out of pity
@1SLMusic 3 жыл бұрын
10:14 He sounds like the dad from How to Train Your Dragon having an aneurism.
@doomslayer2088 3 жыл бұрын
He does sound like Stoik
@stuffie5175 4 ай бұрын
He sounds like the bear obsessed dad from brave
@jip0611 3 жыл бұрын
0:04 Annie Are you Ok, Are you Ok Annie Annie Are you Ok, Are you Ok Annie Annie Are you Ok, Are you Ok Annie You’ve been hit by A SMOOTH CRIMINAL
@cessposter 3 жыл бұрын
He hee
@stuffie5175 4 ай бұрын
He hee
@thenightowl2012 3 жыл бұрын
11:11 he looks like the kid who reminds the teacher to assign homework
@wimpwampwomp 3 жыл бұрын
There are so many random stalls for braiding Australian kids' hair at every single Indonesian Waterbom Like bruh I just want to find the damn burger stand
@V1_Ultrakrill 3 жыл бұрын
"There's literally a garbage island floating in the middle of the ocean" _"Oops wrong pic"_ *Loads shotgun with malicious intent*
@VeraVemaVena 3 жыл бұрын
As a British person, I don't get offended by people calling our country rubbish. We may be trash but at least we're not a dumpster fire like America.
@mathbrooo 3 жыл бұрын
@@VeraVemaVena as an American, I can confirm
@aroacelegenddairy 3 жыл бұрын
@Yoz Zero We know. It's even worse know in 2020. Ha ha ha ha...ha...ha....ha.
@goodnightlain 3 жыл бұрын
@@VeraVemaVena as another american, i can also confirm we are dumpster fire
@ojie285 3 жыл бұрын
I don't find it offensive and I'm British. It's quite funny really. Trash weather for this whole month
@sarnin1 3 жыл бұрын
Shows image Shows roast / insults Doesn’t show the image again
@Reaper-gg3fg 3 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised he missed the insult in the beginning, with "Annie are you ok"
@Trackmaster_Tehachapi 3 жыл бұрын
3:06 this guy has so much sweat he could fill every ocean in less than 2 seconds (This is just an attempt at a rare insult, if it’s bad, let me know)
@J_The_J 3 жыл бұрын
it's weak, but it's good, keep it up!
@lopanreturns7085 2 жыл бұрын
It needs to apply a bit more to something that can be noticed about them, not something that can be inferred.
@jimmy.mcgill 3 жыл бұрын
2:30 is no one gonna talk about how he said “ I literally had to show her how I put it over my shoulder”
@brokenwave6125 3 жыл бұрын
Not everyone feels the need to repeat every line in the video...
@ALLEPHZALLEPHZ 3 жыл бұрын
@@brokenwave6125 👁👄👁
@midnightgamer2158 3 жыл бұрын
Ahahahahahahahahahahaha
@buttercupkat 3 жыл бұрын
0:34 Jack makes a scarily accurate Micheal Jackson impression.
@VariableAbyss 2 жыл бұрын
"Until Betty White leaves this world you will respect that name" What have you done
@SuperBigBalls2222 3 жыл бұрын
5:06 He looks like a minor antagonist in a movie who's main goal is to track down the protagonist who forgot to pay 5 cents at his hotel.
@marshmallow_fellow 3 жыл бұрын
why is no-one talking about being a "sensually salted salmon"
@mariaraimundo7467 3 жыл бұрын
Here is my insult. Zach is so australian he has to point it out every time there is a meme about how America works, just like how a vegan can't go 3 minutes without telling literally everyone that she is vegan. sorry if it was too offensive.
@octorat8481 3 жыл бұрын
lmao perfect
@meerkat10 3 жыл бұрын
As an Aussie I find it rather helpful
@mariaraimundo7467 3 жыл бұрын
@@meerkat10 lol ok
@ranjanbiswas3233 3 жыл бұрын
Also there are this kind of Vegans sjws in Australia too. Melbourne is their hub.
@Average_Guardian 2 жыл бұрын
tatooine looks wet compared to you're humor
@castlecrasher9 3 жыл бұрын
Those insults were rarer than the steak I was served at that fancy restaurant.
@blueybirdy 3 жыл бұрын
These insults are more rare than a day where I do t hate myself
@SCR4TCHK4T 3 жыл бұрын
*"I generally didn't know Bronies were still a thing"* *WELL, HAVE I GOT NEWS FOR YOU!*
@Bumblebee2361 3 жыл бұрын
Oh god, a horse that speaks english!
@escapes_around_texas1948 3 жыл бұрын
I’m a brony
@HandheldGamer1991 3 жыл бұрын
I find it funny how people think bronies is some kind of phase in your life its just how you call somebody thats a fan of the show for fucks sake XD
@SCR4TCHK4T 3 жыл бұрын
@@HandheldGamer1991 Exactly!
@jackkellogg9557 3 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah brother
@marbleracingstudios9552 3 жыл бұрын
I missed this subreddit Edit: Y’all chill, I was typing kinda fast
@Mosslistic 3 жыл бұрын
r/ihadastroke
@potato8186 3 жыл бұрын
@@Mosslistic its just a minor spelling mistake ^^ (Dont r/whoosh me lmao :'>)
@Mosslistic 3 жыл бұрын
@@potato8186 r/woo- No. I won’t.
@amjoiv 3 жыл бұрын
Can't you like, just open reddit and go to this sub
@overwatchcombinesoldier9917 3 жыл бұрын
@@potato8186 Ok
@rututuraticutu790 3 жыл бұрын
Oxygen is like drugs, once you breathe you become happy because you don't die and then develop a crippling oxygen addiction that you can't stop
@girex_octavian95 2 жыл бұрын
"Don't do Betty dirty. Until Betty White is gone from this world, you will respect this name sir!" "My time has come"- Lil Mastermind
@kaianimatesyt 3 жыл бұрын
Someone: **Insults John Mulaney** Me: *HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE COMEDY KING H E A T H E N*
@bloodywankerwhoateahotdog3628 3 жыл бұрын
Jack sounds like he dosent know when to shut up at parties. Granted I don't know what parties sound like since I've never been invited
@randomeevee6048 3 жыл бұрын
Oh. Self burn. Those are rare. But same I am an extroverted, but still socially akward bunch of cells
@dogmeat9239 2 жыл бұрын
The Betty White joke aged like fine goat milk.
@AverageAwesomeDude 2 жыл бұрын
Ngl being called a sensually salted salmon just brought a smile to my face. God I love alliteration
@formalpudding8504 3 жыл бұрын
14:33 Me: The avactor isn’t real The avactor: YOU JUST GOT ANGLED
@CutTheVioletWire 3 жыл бұрын
I will crucify your vocal chords
@henryrodgers7386 3 жыл бұрын
0:54 Oof! And I like the hashtag: "you nerds had better reblog this!" And yes, the Brony community still exists, because the fandom's social networking is so useful. They have a really kickass music scene. Just don't call them furries. My friend threw a banana at me for that... Very traumatizing.
@CutTheVioletWire 3 жыл бұрын
XD oh yeah never call us furries. You will pay with your blood.
@switchtan277 3 жыл бұрын
2:57 it sound like southern insult. Whenever a southerner’s being nice, you might need to think about it for a second.
@Zipesthemanokit 2 жыл бұрын
“Until Betty white is gone from this world you will respect that name!” That aged like milk
@Mythol-OG 3 жыл бұрын
0:45 So it's a pigment of our imaginations?
@SirKibo Жыл бұрын
That's a clever pun, my friend.
@ShadowmarkReturns 3 жыл бұрын
Jack, you're not the snacc that smiles back.
@FoxMandem 2 жыл бұрын
"Until Betty white is gone from this world you will respect that name sir!" - Emkay me: *sips coffee* me: About that-
@NovaPheonix 3 жыл бұрын
Yes, Ian does in fact have a french rifle addiction.
@leoli2450 3 жыл бұрын
When he makes a 1886 level video that's over 30mins long you know the addiction is real.
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