When I’m feeling like I’m at low HP, Lexi’s narration makes them go right back up.

I feel very sorry for Monday Addams. She wishes she was in the Sunday of her life

Lexi being scared to say mukbang because she thought it was a bad word is the highlight of my gawd dam day. Edit: i have checked back in like two months, these comments are wild💀

"i hope all of your drinks taste vaguely of ranch dressing" "i hope you become allergic to water"

"ASMR Monster Makeover" The only thing I can hear looking at that ad is _the screams of the damned._

Fun Fact: Pokemon is not owned by Nintendo but is a 3 way joint ownership between Nintendo, Creatures, and Game Freak.

Looked up what a Mukbang is and it's not a bad word. Its basically a food eating stream. It originated in South Korea as way for single people to feel like they were having a meal with someone. When the concept was picked up by the west and people were using it to chase views, then people got more outrageous with the eating and became grotesques. So it started as something wholesome but turned into something stupid.

Oh, Lexi, you precious soul, you don't know what a mukbang is? I thank you for being oblivious to that fact, I truly do. Have a great rest of your life having a heart as pure as yours

I downloaded bloodline just to see if it had the furry characters in the game that was in the ads and haven't found them yet. Im surprised Nintendo hasn't sued them for basically stealing Lucario but making him look a little different

The fact that she thought Mukbang is a bad word is worrying me

I dont need a test to see if I'm gay. I'm already super lesbian.

Lexi not knowing whether she can say mukbang is very funny but understandable

“I hope you become allergic to water” is one of the most savage insults I’ve heard in a long time.

Mukbang is not a bad word. I won't recommend doing it but the word is safe. (It is what Nicocado Avocado does, that should tell you enough) 14:54 No they are not roms. G2A is a key reseller. Keys can come from anywhere, many fallen of the back of a certain truck.

Does anybody remember Progress Quest from back in the day? It was a window with progress bars and lists of items and equipment. It was almost like a text adventure that played itself. Your character would go out, kill monsters, collect loot until it ran out of space, go to town, sell the loot, buy better equipment, then do it again. It would automatically level up your character.

16:14 You can’t copyright ads on KZfaq. I’ve seen several ads where they just stole someone’s video and either cut out a section of it or played the whole video, and never got copyrighted due to it being an ad. Essentially one massive lope hole in KZfaqs rules.

It hurt hearing "why am I looking at a person made out of strawberries and monster hotdogs". Mommy Long Legs will be coming after you. Also, Monday Addams has been burned so powerfully into my brain that I will require trauma therapy. I don't know why devs think ASMR games mean you have to work with gross stuff, but they really believe that.

Even as a furry the Bloodline ads do not look "fun"

2:24 Just want to chip in as well, as a fellow KZfaq user who actually pays for this site: not seeing ads, being a viewer that presents more value to creators, and not using other services like Netflix does make YT Premium surprisingly decent. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think you can use a VPN to buy YT premium at regional pricing for a much lower cost.

"Ive never seen a colouring book that depicts a wedding and the french revolution at the same time" - Emkay

Weird and funny fact, I'm 90% sure that kid you never knew existed is real. I think he's one I heard of before. He has a rare genetic inheritance of a double copy of a mutated gene that makes him just naturally develop muscles and reduce fat. That image seems like the right age and his face looks right.

0:23 ask Robin, he voice acts for the game the pink monster is from

I love all the narrators on this channel sm❤

7:07 - If that really is Santa Claus, I should have behaved better when I was a child.

I guess Lexi never seen a lucario to know that was a knockoff of one

12:02 fun fact: that's a Wartortle with Squirtle's tail and no ears

11:40 is my post! Thanks for sharing it! Also, the characters shown in the ad are part of a manga/anime called Boku no Hiro Akademia (or My Hero Academia in English) and the template or whatever you wanna call it is a replica of the wishing system in Genshin Impact if you wish 10 times. So basically its set up to make it look like you can pull anime characters from a popular manga/anime and the pull results look the exact same as a popular video game. Nothing about it is even slightly original. Hopefully that cleared up any confusion and hopefully this comment will show up properly for me cause KZfaq is being stupid right now.

I'm so happy to have Lexi back! It's been a minute since I've heard one of her narration again! She's always so silly and bubbly and goofy! Much loves!!

TIL that Lexi is a trans woman and now I feel really guilty for not knowing until I read the comments on this video I've never actually seen her channel or her appearance before so it never occurred to me 😱 I hope she's doing well, and I also hope I never embarrassed myself in the comments of a previous video... 😮‍💨

12:30 I actually took one of these and the first question was literally “are you attracted to men?” I’m not kidding

14:37 it’s cocaine bear

Lexi being a Vampire The Mascarade Bloodlines fan proves her good tastes.

7:20 mukbang means just eating a lot of food as fast as possible

Mukbang is just where you film yourself eating. It's a portmanteau of the Korean words meokneun (eating) and bangsong (broadcast). So not a bad word.

7:58 they’re all underage lmfao

This entire subreddit is why I support AdBlocker

2:55 That is an AI generated version of Lucario.

as a queer person whenever i see a gay test ad it's like the universe is saying "are you SURE though?" exactly like my parents wonderful

10:14 makes me think that the dude was trying to assure her there wouldn't be a problem because LGBT, but "bisexual", soooo.

11:58 lawsuits! GOTTA CATCH EM ALL!

2:10 Why is your 4 yr old at Regular KZfaq? This is why creators are so mad for needing to censor everything.

5:35 Bloodline is also where that very obvious Lucario ripoff named Lucas comes from

i love how lexy doesn't know what mukbang is LMAO

I hope bloodlines prepare themselves for the kinds of people those ads will attract.

Glad to hear Lexi's voice~! It's been awhile since she narrated. Also i posted a bunch of schitty ads that i get while playing, on that subreddit, i hope it makes the video someday.

2:51 Craigslist Lucario

"I hope every drink you order from now on tastes vaguely of ranch dressing" Lexi, 2023

Some game developers want to watch the world burn

They should've called that Simpsons knock off "The Simps"

1:54 I get that ad so much on KZfaq

Lexi is absolutely my fave of the narrators, she's so bubbly and silly and I love it 🥰 Also as a furry I always feel so targeted when I get the Bloodline ads 😭 They make such cute character designs and apparently they aren't even in the game?!

14:24 that bear will haunt my dreams haha

0:18 the doctors when I was born

Wanna have nimble fingers to impress your body pillow? Download our game...please i beg you

14:30 there's a movie that's just come out about this.

10:38 It’s the hands that give it away. The two little stubs and one big lump between them is a dead giveaway. 15:08 Yeah, the eyes. But the hands too. The ultimate ai litmus test is the hands.

Ah yes, Lucas. The fighting type Pokémon that evolves from Riley.

15:00 why is the rainbow inverted

1:20 id like to add that “burns mansion” is straight up a pron game, and is being advertised as a normal game, how tf did that happen.

4:06 I laughed out loud. I wasn't the only one right

In case anyone was wondering, the "Bloodline" shown is a mobile game that's probably bad, but most importantly is infamous for the use of furry bait ads.

6:57 Girl you broke up with Kanye. Be happy.

1:49. Never expected to hear this

7:11 reason we need r/aww with Lexi like …. NOW!

11:45 Lol I'm pretty sure those are actually My Hero Academia characters, but the frames they're in are the same as in the graphics that show your wish (gacha pull) results in Genshin Impact.

4:18 a friend of my family’s cousin’s son did one of the voices in Paw Patrol

14:13 that was my post 😂 I got scared when that ad popped up on my screen

6:07 and the fact they just ripped all the assets straight out of age of empires. as well as the music.

9:52 I think what they're going for is that the dude is bi/pan and just said lgbt to get in the same cell as a girl

2:16 Finally. Someone used the FF15 meme.

I have literally seen that exact bloodlines ad and thought to myself “that’s literally just lucario”

9:41 The fact that they confused names isn't even surprising. Don't ask me why I know the names of Paw Patrol characters

7:25 don't worry mukbang is just a type of eating asmr on KZfaq thinknof nikacado it's not a bad word lol

0:12 this is how I feel on Mondays realizing I can’t do much until Friday with my horses.

"What in the name of Jibbers Crabst..." Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.

1:44 I think that graystillplays played this mobile game a couple of times, it’s as glitchy as it looks. Still fun to watch tho

0:57 oh darling, they play the gam *just for that scene*

12:44 Don’t worry she ain’t pregnant! She just got a bit of a food baby 😂 her belly is full of food!

I saw that light year ad once and I died laughing at it

12:05 Squirtles head looks fleshy. Like, it looks like bald skin, and not like super-uniform scale.

Truly one of the mobile ads of all time

I've seen mobile ads actually use official adverts to try and advertise their own app. Mojang hired youtubers Hat Films to make several Minecraft trailers, one of them ended in a crappy mobile ad.

7:15 you know KZfaq is a hell scape when a KZfaqr is afraid to say Mukbang, not knowing it’s not a slur

The moment I first heard Lexi's voice (when she first joined) I'd fallen in love with her narration. Thanks for being so wholesome, Lexi, and thanks for still being here :]

“I’ve never seen a coloring book that depicts a wedding and the French Revolution at the same time.” LMAO

*THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS "TOO OLD FOR PAW PATROL", LEXI*

3:08 there is a pokemon called lucario that looks very similar to lucas

Love hearing lexi makes my day especially the commentary!

Vampire the masquerade!!! The RPG was amazing, Malcolvian 100%. Was in a Vamp LARP in Portland for a minute... they were a bit to hardcore for me... like not being a to talk to a player because their fortitude was high or being persuaded to do something because someone's Chrisma was being buffed... Also the best card game ever hands down!

For anyone who didn't understand the Bloodlines ad, the character looks suspiciously similar to the Pokemon Lucario and it's mega evolution, Mega Lucario. It also has a strikingly similar name in Lucas. 80% of "Lucas" contains 57% of "Lucario."

The strawberry and noodles girl is called mommy long legs lol 😅

Girl was afraid to say mukbang 😭🖐️

One must assume the bear has been fed cocaine.

i get the "lightyear gay?" ad all the time so i clicked out of curriosity

YOOO LETS GO PLAY "Light-year gay" WITH THE BOYSSSS 🗣️‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥

Lexi, mukbanf is not actually a bad word. It is essentially asmr of eating food

Lol I got an ad on this video for a game called "turnip boy commits tax evasion" The best part is that by looking at the screenshots on Google play, its an actual good quality game

"Santa Claus is trans, I'm counting that as canon" is sure a good quote

Your not alone. Bloodlines is awesome.

14:18 Happy Tree Friends