Moe is a bartender Sideshow Bob is a Bart ender

As an Uruguayan myself, I can assure you we've been preparing for the cangaroo invasion for years now. We've even established an alliance with the cows.

“I’m sorry, I don’t speak sign language.” No one does.

Fun fact: A chair needs to stand so you can sit.

The bartender is actually moe sizlack and I'm pretty sure that side-show bob would want to "end" Bart more than moe would.

8:10 - This is an amazing fun fact because "MOST raccoons can not pilot a helicopter" implies there's at least one that CAN.

The funny thing is, "bart" means beard in german, so he's just shaving his beard

5:08 OK just to clear this up for what he meant about a horse having 14HP the reason is that there is a difference between true horsepower and modern horsepower. true horse power is how much effort something can put in. so the effort of 1 horse, that's why the big steam tractors say they only have 28 horse power despite being so strong. it's because it can do the work of 28 horses. modern horse power is based off energy output. 1 horsepower = 745.7 watts. that's why a modern car that says it has 150 horse power is weaker than the tractor with 28 true horsepower. and that concludes todays history and physics lesson have a wonderful day everyone (feel free to correct me on anything here)

Actually, due to pregnancy, the average amount of skeletons in the human body is not one.

The bartender also works becuase how much Bart messes with him in the show… how did no one notice this

Fun fact: if you take the sentence "I'm not gay" and delete the "I'm not gay" then add "I'm gay" it spells "I'm gay"

I think the appeal of episodes vs a movie is the fact that you can stop watching the series and not really interrupt anything. But if you stop watching a movie in the middle of it, you're interrupting the flow (and you'll probably have to start from the beginning of you decide to continue it). That's why I was so happy Watership Down was a series instead of a movie because I would've never been able to sit through some of those boring parts were it a movie.

Shin Megami Tensei 5 is more realistic than High School Musical. Because In SMT5(SPOILERS) you get sent to the apocalypse because of a doofus doing a trend, which is still higher than High School being fun and friendly

1:07 A.H. was denied entry to art school EXACTLY because he copied and mimiced the classical style too much (aka top 3 paintings) and did not have any artistic creativity that them deemed worthy. Some sohrces claims that one of the teachers commented that he was "better fit for an architect than a painter", but A.H. was not interested in building buildings.

5:45 I’ve read this comic, Wally actually outraces death in the end, forcing the concept of it to die

5:34 if you break one you have a spare

"Thou isth thy bartended, and i am thy bart'ender, we are not thy same."

7:51 I am now officially considering “Nevada Man” an alternative to Florida Man. Don’t try to stop me.

3:42 An armed thermonuclear bomb.

8:17 Every time my art teacher asked us to draw something abstract, I’d pull up THAT raccoon and draw the arch funny. I thought I escaped it!

Robin: "Idk I don't speak sign language." I know man, no one does

Fun fact: in Australia we once had a war with the emus, they won, we did again and the won again

3:30 As a swed i just have to day that your girlfriend is extremt wrong. The Finnish language sounds like a caveman trying to make sounds for the firt time. While Swedish sounds like a Caveman making sounds for the second time.

If a whale is laid lengthwise across a basketball court, they would have to find where they are going to put all the brand new baby whales.

As a Finnish, your girlfriend is very sane, depending where she's from

I LOVE when people ask for proof that you never recieved the item, because then I feel like the best thing you could do is go to whatever you bought it off of (amazon, Wish, ebay, etc.) and find the package shipment label and screenshot it saying it hasn't arrived yet, yet, the initial reaction of many is "wtf is this question?" and then to take a picture of your bare hand or bare living space where you would have put the item, had it arrived. I know this because I also took a picture of my bare hand when I didn't get something delivered to me, and I didn't think about the shipping label until AFTER the fact... I ended up getting the "item", but the item in question was not what I had purchased

Congrats on rocking your new year's resolution, Robin!

4:32... O N E G

Another day another great video from EmKay!

7:45 I NEEEED IT!!!!

That meme about how you can tell a lot about women's mood messed me up because that exact one was recovered from a murdered abused dude's hard drive. Watching too many cold case true crime shows can really ruin your fun.

this is honestly the first time I've clicked on a popup notif

“I’m not a murderer, your honor! I’m just your friendly neighborhood bartender!”

3:52. This one made me chuckle a bit, being Bi myself, with a preference to the same sex.

Tesla owners at 7:35 , "no, no, it's more of a suggestion."

4:40 - if this is true, then I’m proud of you, Robin! 👏👏

The true tweet

2:00 there’s a place named “gay” in Europe

Bart: Who are you? Bartender: Death.

Pov: You finally found the frame in which the hand is flipping the viewer off (0:12)

2:47 last time I checked, the face has skin

9:15 No, it was just HALF of you.

3:23 yeah. i feel like hating swedish is a finnish cultural experiance, since we're all forced to learn it in school, lmao

1:31 ironically and weirdly enough, a coin like this would actually cost like bitcoin if you sell on an auction

I am eating green nuts I think they are called pistacias

Bart: *exists* Bartender: "I'm going to end this man's whole career."

5:45 "I don't speak sign language" Technically no one does

Run

7:19 Knock it off , RYU! XD

Probably one of the best videos I've seen so far, it was hilarious

Bro don't talk about the kangaroos invading Uruguay, it's the emus invading Uruguay that we really gotta worry about

i love this channel,especially when robin is in the video,this might be my favourite channel

the bird is tweeting

2:56 good luck to them, fighting one kangaroo is dangerous enough. Once, in Year 1, I was playing outside when one of my friends ran up to me and said, “there’s a kangaroo in the school!” The whole school was put into lockdown. A kangaroo school invasion is the Australian equivalent of school sh[-]tings. *They can box really well, and people have been severely injured by them. But if you don’t provoke them, they leave you alone.*

Fun fact: There are now closer to 50 million kangaroos in Australia, and around 25 million Australians, so we would each have to fight 2

Bartender named bart: this is my job. End my own kind and self destruct. It ain't honest but it's hard work.

If spoken language travels at the speed of sound, and sign language travels at the speed of light, at what speed does braille travel?

9:10 fun fact! sperm don't actually swim. they kinda- spin around and crawl?

I swear I love that the intro flips you off it's still funny as hell to me

6:00 a couple years ago i lost my eyesight, i recently got it back about 10 months ago, my wife got a divorce for seeing other women, she decided to take the kids and not let me see them, not like thats anything new

I'm so glad we stopped doing the random background music over the original Emkay theme ALSO, you're doing great, Robin!!

Robin is sitting on his microphone as he’s recording this.

When The suspicious lack of dragons age ends it will become the sudden return of dragons age

DUDE. The thumbnail totally explains the rivalry between Bart Simpson and Moe

5:00 One was threatening armed robbery of a bank and the other was compliant with police as an accomplice to fraud

0:46 Or m-bating while playing Russian Roulette if she's "Midari Ikishima" from the anime/manga "Kakegurui"

3:13 alright im in australia im stealing some kangaroos i need this

0:22 This reminds me of the following: a lie is more unpleasant than everything when it's a verb, specifically an imperative one

9:26 unless it's a ton of Americans then it's just two. 🤷‍♂️

As an Uruguayan I can agree that i would not be able to fight 14 kangaroos

Fun fact: when your parachute breaks while skydiving you have the rest of your life to fix it.

3:01 good thing I escaped before that tragic day

bart the ender dragon

5:20 So does that mean a pregnant horse has 28 horsepower? If she has twins, does she have 42 horsepower?

9:01 I went there and I can still confirm that the tank is still invisible.

5:43 programming languages traveling at the speed of electricity

Hi, this made me laugh so hard I fell out of my chair.

7:05 actually, what you're describing is a UO, a UFO is "id don't know wtf that flying thing is".

Me 19 years in the future: Yeah my job is being a bartender. My future friend named Bart: 0-0

Petiton for him to say: " hello im rockin robin and welcome back to Emkay!"

8:49 only when using radians. The sine of pi is ~0.05480366515 in degrees.

Fun fact: most frogs can't swallow a human

6:48 languages are SO FUN XD

The more you light a lighter the lighter it gets until its too light to light

0:35 SCP-1762.

4:23 The human heart is about 280 cm3 and gold has a dencity of 19.3g/cm3 which, if your heart was made of gold, would weigh 190.6205 Oz (11.91378 Pounds), which will get you 306,479.6399 dollars.

4:59 this proves the quote "steal a little and they throw you in jail, steal a lot and they make you king

Fun fact: when your parachute breaks while you are skydiving you have the rest of your life to fix it.

Fun Fact: Every time you watch a new Emkay video you get flipped off.

0:01 they only Tweet the was true to itself lol

A bird tweeting, sitting in a guys phone who’s tweeting about a bird tweeting on his phone that he’s tweeting from.

3:52 Not only the men, and the women, but the chil-

5:43 oooh because sign language shares imformation by looking, which means you are looking at photons reflected, light itself, while speaking travel in compressed wave which is sound and.... im quitting bye everyone

Fun Fact: everything in this video is true

5:48 Don't worry, you're not alone. Nobody speaks sign language.

The worst thing to put in a piñata is a baby

8:44 Actually, he's wrong. The Sinus of Pi is 0... in Radians! In degrees, I'm unsure what it is, but it's not 0. So it's *not always* 0!

10:17 i mean, us modern humans are actually from the species "homo sapiens sapiens", the species "homo sapiens" is older, so she is probably right! hahah

Teacher: we are removing the 3rd letter in your name today! Hope: Gary: Creap:

me: *hears music at the start of emkay vid* Also me: (singing) I'm Mr king dice