Next Starbucks drink: the bean waterception

I'm probably falling for social engineering, but the crayon thing is essentially real-ish. The label is functionally the wick. I think they went back to the fully paper label for more than just sustainability.

“Here at Aperture Science, all employee coffee vending machines use soy based creamer! That’s 65% more bean water per bean water.”

11:14 the "c" is really just a weird checkmark. The teacher counted it as right and said they were sorry about the kid's grandfather being dead.

7:44 reminds me of a joke: Hiring officer: "Can you explain this gap in your resume?" Man: "That's when I went to Yale." Hiring officer (impressed): "Congratulations, you're hired!" Man: "Thanks! I really need this Yob."

1:35 Correction, bean water in berry water. Coffee is a berry, not a bean. The coffee "beans" you're familiar with are the seed/pit of the berry.😊

OMG I CANT BELIEVE ROBIN ACTUALLY FINALLY LOST IT HE DIED DUDE HE IS DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5:50 "You know how to land this thing right?" "Of course I do. Landing just means, uh, stop flying?"

Yes, I want a big embroidered Emkay mug

Funny thing is even with solar power, there are a few sites where they use mirrors to redirect sunlight to a central point to, you guessed it, boil water to turn a turbine.

If I remember correctly, the crayon thing i suppose to work because the paper on the outside of the crayon acts like the wick with the wax of the crayon serving the function that candle wax does. Never tested it so i wouldn't know if its actually true.

Remember: every crash is technically a successful landing.

the teacher who didn’t give the kid the point for saying freddie should be fired

Another popular queen would also be our tech queen, Lexi! Apart from that, this is another enjoyable subreddit I'm happy to listen to Robin cover. If you see this Robin, you're a good fella, treat yourself to a cookie. Oh, and I'd buy some EmKay merchandise, too :D

Robin, thank you for spreading joy. Editor, thanks for putting up with all the crap and the requests (plus beating KZfaq), you're doing an amazing job. Everyone else, if you wanna know how I feel about you, have a stretch, I'll wait … …Done yet? You know that awesome feeling you get before those involuntary stretch noises, that's how I feel about you.

2:16 Robin actually lost it for realsy

12:58, it took me a second to remember a group of crows is called a murder. 🤓

For the crayon thing: Yes, they can burn. The wrapping around it acts like a wick.

I know Robin's question about merch is a test from Emkay headquarters to see how we all feel about it, so I'm just gonna say: I would not buy a hat or a tshirt or a sweater- frankly I have too many clothes lol. I would however buy a signed and framed photo of that one pic of Robin where he's at the doorbell camera looking like an absolute freak! Thank you and please consider.

I ordered a pizza and the person said," can I have a name." My response," did your parents not give you a name?" His response, " I mean the name for the pizza." My response," I don't name my pizza's."

0:34 Technically the paper rapping of the crayon is the wick

0:09 Damn it give my man at least a half point please

16:32 can confirm as a trans person that is how I feel

1:39 "If I put more bean water into my bean water, I get more bean water per bean water" Robin Nelson 2023 We heard you like bean water so we put bean water in your bean water so you can bean water while you bean water ;)

Yeah, Walter is the villian, I hope everyone who watches realizes that. I absolutely hated him by the end of the show. But in a good way, he was very well written like the rest of the show. And you're supposed to hate him.

12:30 you're completely missing the point. Our money isn't backed by gold anymore, it isn't backed by anything. So it's not a Big Mac vs. a bar of gold, it's a Big Mac vs. nothing, and yeah the Big Mac is worth a little bit more than the nothing. 😂

Robin became the more milk per milk dude 😂

2:09 i would love a black sweatshirt with the logo on the chest kinda under armor style

My jaw dropped at the kurtis conner thing. It definitely is 💀

9:10 forearmed gun: "men rob bank"

0:43 the wrapper acts as a wick.

"They are all queen together" -Robin, 2023

When someone refers to me as a "smartass", I just reply with "Yes, my bottom got a good education"

I do want a picture of Robin's face on a shirt tho

Robin has never met a woman before in his life Dude was probs born out of his dad then or smthn

The bean water reminded me that I recently found out that my grandmother actually put powdered milk in her families milk to get more milk per milk.

05:35 my grandfather who could fly planes always said that the take-off was the hardest part to learn, cause you will always land in one way or another. learning how to land without breaking the plane or anyone/-thing in it is the 2nd hardest part about learning to fly a plane.

A vanilla soy latte is really just a sweet 3-bean soup.

Id love to have an Emkay mug. As long as i can AFFORD IT. But knowing you guys it so would be affordable

I would definitely buy an emkay mug.

As a trans person i can 100% confirm that i feel with my hands

16:18 I think this photo is post-trade…

1:34 "people who refill their half-empty water bottles are just putting water in water"

If I recall correctly, a one Mrs. Hodgens is the only know individual to have been struck by an asteroid. She survived her encounter. This lends credence to Robin's claims that women are impervious to asteroids.

For anyone asking “C” means correct I’m pretty sure I had every kind of teacher when it can to grading my work I swear it was different everytime

i love the amount of comments in 'newest first' shouting about how robin died at 1:20, maybe it is possible to make it to half the comments.

5:09 to answer your question robin, at least 3

12:22 yes, the big mac redeem coin thing is the most stable currency in the world, one coin is worth 7.26 USD, twice the strongest currency, the KWD, at 3.26 USD, as of now.

Any question you feel even slight-pause to answer, should be responded with, "I signed an NDA".

Another big-brain answer to the "depluralise a film" post that I saw was Bambus. Because in Latin the suffix -i, denotes the plural, and -us is singular.

13:42 my question will be what was the whale doing in the Amazon Forest in the first place?

17:02 actually, only photovoltaic panels don't have to warm up water and work directly with light, but heat panels are also common (more so around the equator since they work on heat) and those types of solar panels also just heat up water xD

6:53 Tip from the Literature Club: Don't judge a book by it's cover! *Most people learn to do this the hard way.*

1:34 I agree with robin. Getting more bean water per bean water is much better so there’s really no problem with putting bean water in bean water honestly

19:15 I don't really think you want to be a dinosaur....... i mean, if you're okay with being dead then go ahead, but i know i wouldn't >:)

5:52 I seem to remember Amy Wong asking everyone to remain calm "until the plane comes to a complete crash"...

Adding extra bean water to your bean water doesnt make it more bean per water, but it does increase the complexity of each unit bean per unit water in order to get extra unit bean per unit water you would need to then boil off water until your bean water has the same mass it did before extra bean water was added

I'll take a dart board with Robins face......PLEASE

Freddie was the most popular queen that ever queened.

1:17 I thought it would be because George looks like he’s screaming

0:59 have you ever met a married woman who is invonerable to an asteroid

16:27 I personally use my antennae.

Mom: "I'm not saying you're wrong, honey, I'm saying I'm not buying you a dinosaur costume"

I most definitely need an EmKay coffee bucket.

3:53 Ohhhhh, thats why people take of their glasses when they meet me.

0:30 obviously the answer they were looking for was Trixie Mattel

Yes 1:55

"Can you explain this gap in your resume?" Indeed. That's... why I'm here.

12:18 - He starts talking about a bar of gold right after the poster specifically pointed out that money is no longer backed by gold. On top of that he has the nerve to be snarky about it.

15:30 no he wasnt a peice of sh*t , he was just doing his job right after a certain point of the series. thas how a meth cook should act , not like he was acting at the start of the series. he didnt become a peice of sh*t , he became man that does his job right

Big mac coin: the coin would be immun to inflation. So if the currency should get week over years and the price for a Big Mac doubles, you'd still only need one coin to get one. So the BMC stays stable while the currency falls. On the other hand, if the currency gets stronger, than the BMC loses in value. So I'd only hoard the BMCs, if I see an economical crisis coming in which McDonalds is not suffering that much.

timestamp 15:12 - the human body is actually fairly inefficient at absorbing oxygen from the air, so they will survive notably longer than in an inert gas environment, but yes they will still die.

I, as a british, do have thanksgiving, my dad is american so that explains it, i was always confused why my friends didn’t celebrate it until i found out😂

There were a lot of new ones here - love it! Also, hang in there Robin! I don't think I'm in a position to judge your intelligence, but you're a great narrator! I love the videos you do; you're my favourite narrator!

0:03 "But am I strong enough to beat Voltomort?"

Robin Failing economics is wonderfully entertaining

0:48 true i tested it

Robin madness. Perfect.

"I wanna be a dinosaur" - Robin, 2023

Bean water math blew my mind

GOTTA GET DEM EMKAY THIGH-HIGHS IF YALL KNOW WHAT IM SAYIN

11:42 Robin misses the point entirely.

I am eternally grateful that the true meaning of the word decimation has not been lost. Thank you, Robin.

1:34 As a mask wearing alien once said: “Coffee is just bean soup”

Haha, once again I claim this comment section for all of mankind. You guys know the rules; No aliens and also don't trust Dave, he's a facehugger thing.

With the crayons, the paper of the wrapper acts as the wick

Robin is on Fire! "A good joke is worth 15 in the bush"

8:58 Hol up, Robin is a Coloradan? Hell yea! I live in the same state!

Id buy that Robin shirt just because literally nobody I know would understand and I'd find it hilarious to wear a shirt with an obviously real person's face on it that's photoshopped into nightmare fuel

If you where to make mugs, I would literally buy your entire stock of them

Mk: I’ve never met a single woman who was not invulnerable to an asteroid. Asteroid: attacks Women: I’m dumping you John.

1:44 I think Robin is the “more milk per milk” guy now

2:39 might be cramped, but on the plus side, it's easy to fix yourself breakfast in bed. You hardly even have to get out of the bed to do it!

As a trans woman, i agree i feel with my hands, how i feel emotionally is whole nother story tho

As someone that was big dumb at like 15 and tried something from 5 minute crafts or something like that, crayons do burn! Tried to recycle some broken crayons into a candle and it was nice until the whole thing had flames 5 inches high

"Do you think we should make EmKay merch?" 10 months later: We have EmKay merch

I remember in preschool, my preschool teacher lit a crayon on fire to show it was wax and it was flammable. Thinking back on it now, she shouldnt have been lighting fires near 4-5 year olds.

13:50 F R O G

I'm never going to believe Robin when he calls himself stupid, because regardless of however many random factoids or complicated academic skills he doesn't know he's got a lot of sense.

2:20 an actual conversation from history german: your soldiers may be good at shooting, but our army is twice as big as yours, so what will you do polish general: shoot twice and go home