r/Tumblr | be wary of the LGBTs 2x movement speed buff.

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r/Tumblr | be wary of the LGBTs 2x movement speed buff.

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@Headless_Toil2418 Жыл бұрын

If you ever feel too safe and you happen to be straight, just remember: I'm twice as fast as you. You can't outrun me.

@SpitfiretheCat16 Жыл бұрын

I'm bisexual and bigender, I have proficiency in dex _and_ con saves, I'm fucking untouchable bitch

@whoisanarnb Жыл бұрын

The 1971 Dodge Charger I am getting into in front of you (I am going to run you over because I cannot risk being near anyone who gets the x2 speed buff, it is a dark time for us)

@ooftimestop4119 Жыл бұрын

I can outrun you if i can run at the speed of sound - insert GOTTA GO FAST here -

@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 Жыл бұрын

And you can't outrun THESE HANDS

@mathguy37 Жыл бұрын

[Command prompt] set limit(speed)=limit_float set speed(mathguy37)=limit_float [End command prompt] Ok now that is impossible

@Zeke2p9 Жыл бұрын

Some say the shortest distance between point a and point b is a straight line, but because LGBT aren't straight they bend the fabric of the universe in order to take the CURVED route of choice. That's why they take half the time.

@timetraveler7 Жыл бұрын

That can't be true, that would imply they're moving across a geodesic which is mathematically straight in curved space due to the lack of tangential acceleration.

@Awsmoe-Cat-Drawing Жыл бұрын

Doesn’t matter, they are still fast!

@emanuelrojas2 Жыл бұрын

😂 This needs more likes.

@zerrierslizer1 Жыл бұрын

@@timetraveler7 mans said "nuh-uh! Maff."

@Nora-no9gx Жыл бұрын

"And speaking of ways, by the way, there is such a thing as a tesseract."

@redbluehearts Жыл бұрын

as a tumblr user i love to see which posts have breached containment or escaped the tumble ecosystem

@astraljava8500 Жыл бұрын

THE TUMBLE ECOSYSTEM

@redbluehearts Жыл бұрын

@@astraljava8500 tumble drier, you know. did you get your allotted hour today?

@The1stAstronaut Жыл бұрын

THE TUMBLE ECOSYSTEM

@astraljava8500 Жыл бұрын

@@redblueheartsoh god I forgot too download tumble!!!!

@strangeaelurus Жыл бұрын

Gotta love tumble

@Just_a_commenter Жыл бұрын

I knew the power of my gayness could propel me faster... Who needs a car?!

@w3aponex870 Жыл бұрын

True

@feli_potter8561 Жыл бұрын

I think you guys got so famous you dont even need botted likes

@ncsomething8140 Жыл бұрын

The guy on the bike is sonic

@random_femboy_protogen Жыл бұрын

Who needs a car when you have *GÆ*

@theoneseeker Жыл бұрын

real

@WackoMcGoose Жыл бұрын

Fun thing about the "exploring a black hole": You'd actually see, a LOT. You'd see all the light of the universe falling INTO the black hole, relativisitically accelerated to maximum plaid due to time dilation, as long as you were looking in the "out" direction. You'd essentially see a hyper-accelerated version of all of Time Itself, like the forwards-only time machine in Futurama. The bottom of the ocean? You ain't seeing shit other than anglerfish, briefly, before the water is clouded by your own poo. "Oops. _Teeth."_

@wintergray1221 Жыл бұрын

Anglerfish versus hagfish for ugliest sea creature.

@WackoMcGoose Жыл бұрын

@@wintergray1221 True, but us veterans of the Outer Wilds space program are far more intimidated by the former...

@cynister7384 Жыл бұрын

Thanks, now I wanna go jump into a black hole.

@timetraveler7 Жыл бұрын

I'd love to experience a black hole, the immense time dilation, you'd see the universe slowly speed up, and also, it just seems so cosy to fall into a black hole, sure it's lonely, cold, and you'll die eventually, but it's weirdly comforting.

@mumflrfumperdink2592 Жыл бұрын

Counterpoint, goblin sharks uglier than both

@basementdwellercosplay Жыл бұрын

I've never meet a scout cosplay who isn't just scout, like they are possessed

@lefishe5845 Жыл бұрын

Tf2 is a weird internet curse. Forever present but honestly perfect.

@Hearthburn1 Жыл бұрын

It's like how there are no Deadpool cosplayers, only avatars of Deadpool upon this earth.

@Playing096 Жыл бұрын

im ✺ and im so fucking hyoed of whatever the fuck will happen next year!! Hope 2031 will be a nice year!

@want-diversecontent3887 4 ай бұрын

@@Playing096 Are you okay Edit: Apologies I thought you were a comment bot but I checked your other replies and you are probably a human 👍

@Playing096 4 ай бұрын

@@want-diversecontent3887 spoilers: nothing happened in 2031

@trishapellis Жыл бұрын

14:28 That is not just a Yu-Gi-Oh card. That's Change of Heart. It allows the player to control one of their opponent's monsters for one turn - using the monster against its master, for example by attacking one of said master's other monsters. In other words, it does the exact opposite of what the guy is saying - that card is about *taking away* someone's (some monster's) choice about being good or evil. It forces them to (temporarily) become the opposite of what they are.

@burnttoast3925 Жыл бұрын

bro that scout cosplayer was on-point, perfectly in character

@bigmanpesto Жыл бұрын

I would have been 100% percent accurate if he yelled "MEDIC" every 4 words

@mellow_mallow Жыл бұрын

@@bigmanpestoyelling MEDIC while he's falling down the stairs

@errr1017 Жыл бұрын

Medic would probably not care Anyway DOC CMON MAN!

@bigmanpesto Жыл бұрын

@@errr1017" seagull inhale" "seagull exhale" seagull inhale" FOLLOW ME DOC

@casualrobingamer535 9 ай бұрын

Timestamp?

@thatrandomweeb Жыл бұрын

5:45 I was *waiting* for a reaction like that. I laughed my ass off and was like "ah, so you made it to that part"

@marisakirisame1st Жыл бұрын

ddlc players after saying they relate to sayori

@firepaca2626 Жыл бұрын

"Do you know how little that narrows it down?"

@szonig_pl3024 11 ай бұрын

Do not leave her hanging in there

@monikaaaax3 11 ай бұрын

@thatrandomweeb 11 ай бұрын

@@monikaaaax3 OH GOD NO

@The1stAstronaut Жыл бұрын

THE POWER OF PANSEXUALITY PROPELS ME

@joaquinemiliolopezgarcia8181 Жыл бұрын

Stay away from My pans

@dagamingotter Жыл бұрын

YES IT SHALL PROPEL THOU FORTH

@THE_funnyalt Жыл бұрын

An Idiot used Aroace Ascent!

@thatrandomweeb Жыл бұрын

Stop making the food taste weird

@BlueBlocksXD Жыл бұрын

He likes pans (as in the metal thing you cook with)

@CreepersNeedHugs Жыл бұрын

7:46 as a French learner this joke is SO GOOD! For those who don't know, "pain" is the French word for "bread" (any bread, a baguette is specifically the absurdly long thing)

@Lightice1 Жыл бұрын

More importantly, "baguette" literally means a baton or a stick. It's just sharpening away from being a stake.

@notagoat281 Жыл бұрын

8:18 Frozone's trauma is that all his friends got unalived by a giant robot on some random island in the middle of nowhere except for Bob.

@NateThe_Great24 Жыл бұрын

Frozone's trauma is that his dad got ptsd serving in a segregated battalion on the western front, because oh yeah that movie's set in '62 and they're all middle-aged.

@CasualVFlowerEnjoyer Жыл бұрын

I had a crazy Titanic phase in middle school. It was weird how obsessed with it I was. I mean yeah it was a great tradgedy and hundreds of people died, but I'm pretty sure my middle school brain didn't have empathy about it. It was like "woah big boat split in half when it sank and you can still see it underwater" which in hindsight Is kinda neat but I was like, tracking down every book I could find on it hoping to find one more crazy radical tidbit maybe the other books missed. But no. It was a big boat that split in half when it sank and you can still see it underwater. And lots of people died. That's about it.

@FunkSwaggMusiK Жыл бұрын

I was the same way with Columbine. Then one day I had a melt down in the middle of 2nd period Science class

@CasualVFlowerEnjoyer Жыл бұрын

@FunkSwaggMusiK I was briefly interested in that too, though thankfully after high school. I went so far as to dig up their respective "diaries". And looked at the crime scene photos. Morbid as heck but I'm still fascinated by true crime to this day.

@deloptin545 Жыл бұрын

hell, people are still dying today

@AndyHappyGuy Жыл бұрын

Havent left my Titanic phase for a decade yet, hope it keeps staying this way.

@CasualVFlowerEnjoyer Жыл бұрын

@deloptin545 sadly we have not yet invented an immortalization method, indeed

@KleioChronicles Жыл бұрын

I had that Egypt phase. And an Aztec phase. And a Norse phase. And a Celtic phase. And an anthropology phase. The phases never went away because it turns out I’m autistic lol. I was really into learning how they took out the brains through the nose with a hook before they mummified them. And how the Aztecs cut peoples hearts out with a ceremonial knife while they were held down and then threw it into a fire for the gods…. Then let the body fall down the steps of the temple. Death and horror just fascinated me from a young age. Haven’t grown out of it lol.

@qryptid Жыл бұрын

Same tho, didnt know for a long time but ny special interests have become my favorite autism thing. Ain't no love for weird sh*t like the autistic love for that specific weird sh*t ❤

@ember3032 Жыл бұрын

Dang, I thought it was Rick Riorden for most people.

@qryptid Жыл бұрын

@@ember3032 I totally had a Percy Jackson phase too! came right after my nonfiction Greek mythology phase which is i guess a natural progression lol. never got into the other series Riordan did tho. Idk just seems like something about the old gods calls to us 👌 endlessly interesting stuff

@Nyxatroid Жыл бұрын

Thats like me and sharks. I was told i have been obsessed with sharks since i was between the ages of 2 and 5, yet the obsession never went away- so- I freaking love sharks.

@headphonesaxolotl Жыл бұрын

Apparently the Aztecs practiced human sacrifice because they believed the gods needed human blood to give them the strength they needed to fight off the world-eating darkness.

@defaultkoala2922 Жыл бұрын

I was playing a lot of Visual Novels when Doki Doki Literature Club came out. This put me in a headspace where everything at the beginning of the game felt normal. I played for a little while and then went to anlong work shift. I was excited during my shift to play more of the game and interact with the characters. When i got home it took less than 5 minutes after starting the game back up for the story to drop. I was shook

@unnamedvisitor1649 9 ай бұрын

I clench whenever characters open doors to oddly quiet rooms now in VNs. Afterall, I've seen the worst of what MC can find just behind the door.

@mewmew8932 9 күн бұрын

"I gently open the door..."

@ashleajon Жыл бұрын

Girlfriend started blacking out when standing up, turned out to be postural tachycardia syndrome. So yeah, if you are in a country where it won't cause bankruptcy, see a doctor if this happens to you too

@zakosist Жыл бұрын

I used to almost black out when standing up (after sitting for a long time) as a kid, but no longer as an adult. In my case it just went over by itself, and I never thought something was wrong with it while it went on. But you're probably still right it should ideally be checked

@AverageConsumer-uj8sm 4 ай бұрын

I need this checked then (never fully blacked out but one time i might as well have. couldn't see shit and i had my glasses on)

@sukaisage Жыл бұрын

r/tumblr is one of my favourite places on the internet because if something can pass through the gates of both reddit and tumblr together, it has to be a very good universally likable thing

@backofthebusgroup Жыл бұрын

Emkay gives me faith in humanity

@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 Жыл бұрын

0:23 Okay but that is _EXACTLY_ What Scout would do.

@nt33_old Жыл бұрын

Bro is REALLY commited to his scout cosplay

@dacomputernerd4096 Ай бұрын

Actually though

@jdavis2430 Жыл бұрын

The power of bisexuality allows me to go at hyperspeeds.

@The-Floor. Жыл бұрын

No you can only go half speed

@bubbleaisle5946 Жыл бұрын

@@The-Floor. as a bisexual, I laughed🤣😭

@Playing096 Жыл бұрын

The power of Brazil powers me to rip someone's name off thy passport

@jdavis2430 Жыл бұрын

@@The-Floor.navy I have 200% sexuality

@jdavis2430 Жыл бұрын

Neyy*

@labbit35 Жыл бұрын

We need to popularise people “getting lost” in some famous area and the next scene is them eating at a Pizza Hut or whatever that is actually 5 minutes away

@UwUYT Жыл бұрын

"Mum, I'm off to the shops!" "Ok, what vehicle are you taking?" "I'm gay." "Alright, make sure you're home in time for dinner!"

@simpli_A Жыл бұрын

Boss: why are you late? You’re always on time Me *pulling excuses out of my ass*: uhh… idk, i just woke up this morning and boom, i was straight… no more speed buff

@UwUYT Жыл бұрын

@@simpli_A hahahaha

@shieldgenerator7 9 ай бұрын

what a way to come out of the closet

@Commander_Appo Жыл бұрын

0:28 she straight up met Scout TF2

@oneclout6643 Жыл бұрын

(Holding my crying dodecahedron) It's ok sweetie, people do love you

@L.O.T.C.O.G Жыл бұрын

Stop lying to it, nobody loves it

@chaosonyoutube3551 11 ай бұрын

@@L.O.T.C.O.Gspeak for yourself

@Phonixfire 10 ай бұрын

@@L.O.T.C.O.GI do! It let's me use a battle axe to great efficiency!

@theblinkingbrownie4654 9 ай бұрын

I have a tungsten dodecahedron, it cured my virginity!

@DalesDubs Жыл бұрын

9:25 cannon Jesus is so much better than fannon Jesus

@DINGD0NG... Жыл бұрын

3:33 something similar happened to me lmao I was in Amsterdam, at the airport, and the lady started speaking Dutch. We said in english "ah sorry we're not from here" and she smiled and said "oh okay sorry, english then" And me and my sister started talking, in italian, what we would like to eat. The lady then said in italian "oh I lived in Italy for the last like 10 years" and we "cool! We can speak italian then" She asked where we were from, and my mom said "they're from Milan, I'm actually from Brazil" and the lady started laughing and said, IN PORTUGUESE "you could've said it sooner, I'm brazilian too" KGJSJGJSJF THAT LADY WENT THROUGHT 3 OTHER LANGUAGES JUST TO GO BACK TO HER NATIVE LANGUAGE

@OrvAddict 11 ай бұрын

Seems accurate

@mewmew8932 9 күн бұрын

Ah, Europe, what a quaint little continent it must be. Too bad it's not real

@FruityCatRing Жыл бұрын

BRO I'm South African and after moving to the US, not once has the power gone out but the amount of times I would literally dart my head up and angrily bark "OH COME ON! NOT THIS CRAP AGAIN" when the light went out for a second only to realize my sibling accidentally switched off the light makes me question everything Eskom put us through 😭.

@cyber.starrr Жыл бұрын

0:04 BROS COMMITTED TO THE BIT AND I RESPECT IT i love scout so much.

@katieorsomething115 Жыл бұрын

i feel personally insulted at "nobody uses the word dodecahedron "

@infiniteplanes5775 Жыл бұрын

It’s one of the Platonic solids! Is like saying nobody uses the word sphere or cube! And what else are you gonna call a dodecahedron? A d12? D12 just doesn’t have that ring to it that dodecahedron does

@frankhooper7871 Жыл бұрын

Or an icosidodecahedron

@LineOfThy Жыл бұрын

Sometimes I use large words I don't understand to make me sound more dodecahedron

@seagoingberry8171 Жыл бұрын

11:16 I'm the person who yells "Power's out!" Like, I know it is obvious, but what if someone wasn't sure?

@ZFairVII Жыл бұрын

Within r/tumblr's domain, Robin found a digital terrain where humor, wit, and endless memes reigned.

@alexreid1173 Жыл бұрын

This was very good timing to calm me down from a panic attack thanks guys

@jacobcox4565 Жыл бұрын

0:21 That wasn't a cosplayer, that was actually Scout, because only Scout could fumble that hard while performing a simple greeting.

@PalisadePeryton Жыл бұрын

14:16 I saw that and immediately went "Oh that's a cool Undertale drawing." It then occurred to me that some people are normal and don't think like that. And then it was Yu Gi Oh

@iris_drawssandwiches Жыл бұрын

5:15 As someone who used to live in a forest I can confirm. Also that "usually" is also right and that's how I learned a language known as Yøldn but nobody ever believes my story because "why would there be such a group just in the woods?" so I just say it's a conlang I made. I am not even that good at conlanging like I've watched videos and still have no idea what I am doing.

@delta0x Жыл бұрын

bro doesnt even know the forbidden summoning ritual of the elder striders

@macawlover8251 Жыл бұрын

10:30 I remember seeing a video somewhere of a vet tech explaining that they needed to wait longer to extubate pugs (different breed, same issue) after surgery because if they weren't awake enough, they would suffocate. I really hope this breeder is able to change the standards for breeds with squished faces.

@solgaleo3533 Жыл бұрын

14:04 the fact that the teaser demo alone is considered to be a masterpiece in and of itself meant that one can only imagine what the full game could’ve bean

@WilburJaywright Жыл бұрын

9:48 It was sarcasm. People were blaming their body parts for what they did, and Jesus called them out on it. “Well, if your eye is so sinful, remove it.”

@Fayanora Жыл бұрын

I was far more into Pompeii and Herculaneum in my youth than Egypt. And then I got heavily into weird coincidences and paranormal stories.

@FernLake Жыл бұрын

1:00 Best pun in existence you can't change my mind

@mndlessdrwer 10 ай бұрын

As a gay I can confirm this movement speed buff. I have very short legs and still manage to walk faster than my friends who are both taller than me and have normal leg proportions.

@sugar_cookie18 Жыл бұрын

I really wanna see Robin do blunder years again. It’s such a funny subreddit. Love the videos! 💕

@Child69 Жыл бұрын

5:32 the start of the persons doom

@lindapatton4478 Жыл бұрын

Read a story about a college student who was 10 minutes late to a lecture. When he walked in, the professor asked him why he was late. The student said ' Well, Bohemian Rhapsody came on the radio just as I pulled into the parking lot..." The professor stopped him right there and said 'Understood. Take a seat." Have no idea if this actually happened, but it was hilarious to read.

@Playing096 Жыл бұрын

im marcia

@thefutureismeaninglessthep7364 Жыл бұрын

@@Playing096no.

@Playing096 Жыл бұрын

@@thefutureismeaninglessthep7364 im 11

@ScorgeTheDemon Жыл бұрын

Why did no one tell me i had a speed buff then i could get to my fridge from my room even faster

@zipster6393 Жыл бұрын

8:29 Yes, call me a nerd, but weirdly enough, it might be insanely bright inside a black hole. As we know, black holes have so much gravity they are the only things that can capture photons. And using the idea of the conservation of mass, it might be light a whole new night sky inside of the black hole, because of all the photons inside of it.

@MooseShower Жыл бұрын

Still can’t see shiz if I’m being blinded 😂

@mewmew8932 9 күн бұрын

@@MooseShower wear shades

@TheoMcAllister Жыл бұрын

Not enough people had a space and alien phase as kids, believing they were in serious danger to be abducted at any moment

@timetraveler7 Жыл бұрын

I was never afraid of aliens as a kid, but I was afraid of being killed by the boiler and furnace in my basement, not because I thought it would blow up or burn me, but because I had nightmares of anthropormophised versions of these things so I'd avoid them like he plague.

@Playing096 Жыл бұрын

@@timetraveler7i was scared of my bed burning me with the stove

@lisahenry20 10 ай бұрын

It wasn't really a space or alien phase, but I watched the happening and was terrified of being in gardens for at least a few months.

@gasterqueen2670 Жыл бұрын

I audibly gasped when Robin said that they had the Dragonology book, like that was one of the most formative parts of my childhood(still have it too)

@haku_68 Жыл бұрын

SAME I LOVE IT

@damiancrowley569 Жыл бұрын

That part about bohemian rhapsody.. As for phases, I went from ancient Egypt, to ancient Greek, and never went passed Greece, but still enjoy learning about other ancient cultures

@Zenithsh Жыл бұрын

From the beginning looks like Robin is gonna enjoy this

@MintyAnimationss Жыл бұрын

The beauty that is knowing that emkay knows a lemon demon song

@hyperdoezthingz Жыл бұрын

Jesus, how slow would I be if I weren't lesbian

@Archiv1st Жыл бұрын

2:57 story from a friend - was in Russia, got lost, didn’t speak much Russian, met someone who didn’t speak much English, but they both spoke German well so they had a conversation in german

@StoryTellerStudios_Official Жыл бұрын

8:41 At last you can feel around at the bottom of the ocean. Plus, a lot of animals will be bioluminescent, so you can see a bit.

@sinarodl663 Жыл бұрын

I swear, I wouldn't be surprised if one day, one of my Tumblr posts ends up on this subreddit first, then on Emkay, lmao

@Danganfinronpa Жыл бұрын

Unfortunately, Reddit will likely fall into disrepair before you get that chance.

@sinarodl663 Жыл бұрын

@@Danganfinronpa Oh well, I'm not too mad about that either, lol

@notagoat281 Жыл бұрын

1:05 They're also a lot less durable. The Titanic wouldn't have sunk when it hit the iceberg if it were built like a modern day ship. And that was a more modern ship than these. These are made of _wood._

@toadeenie9745 Жыл бұрын

5:46 I feel you bro, I think every blind player feels you

@giantmutantbug Жыл бұрын

I am partially glad I didn't go in blind but also somewhat upset that I didn't get to experience this game blind

@maplekusumiii9993 Жыл бұрын

As a gay person I can confirm we walk twice as fast.

@unnamedvisitor1649 9 ай бұрын

5:30 (I gently open the door.) "Sayor-" The shock of that first major scene still haunts me No game had ever made me feel so emotionally distressed as that game did, nor since. If you somehow haven't played DDLC or heard about it, be warned, when the game warns you that it gets fucked up, IT'S NOT JOKING! Seriously, don't play if you think something horrifying, even something you would never imagine being in any videogame, might cause adverse reactions from you, STAY AWAY FROM DOKI DOKI LITERATURE CLUB!!!

@mewmew8932 9 күн бұрын

I will say, DDLC+'s side stories are a nice change of pace from all the suicide and shit

@philippak7726 Жыл бұрын

6:48 I was creeped the heck out when a room of 200-odd drama students cracked into this once. I'd never heard it before. I'm scared of it but it's so alluring...

@jiakkiratti9397 Жыл бұрын

I had many phases including an archeology phase (which includes Egypt, Maya, Aztecs, Inca, Ancient China), dragon phase, I was really big on mermaids for years, and I ALSO had a weird fascination with the titanic as well. I even saw a museum exhibit for the last one.

@Playing096 Жыл бұрын

im 11 and i think im in the aircraft phase

@CDTwitler Жыл бұрын

No joke, I also knew of a Titanic exhibit that I loved when I was a kid. But it wasn't at a museum, it was at an aquarium. 👀

@alexandergotze3323 Жыл бұрын

You never develop an egypt phase if you never outgrow the dinosaur phase

@im_dead_ghost 11 ай бұрын

I’m taking an art history class in college and we were talking about the sphinx. The professor asked us for some fun facts about the sphinx and I said that there is a Pizza Hut across the street from it. She didn’t believe me and googled it on the projector. The absolute confusion on her face made that class pretty entertaining XD

@axelprino Жыл бұрын

As an Argentinian I understand why that Brazilian girl ended up resorting to English after getting tired from attempting to speak Spanish, we tend to really struggle with their accent, even tho Spanish and Portuguese aren't particularly different it's the Brazilian accent the one that makes us go "¿Qué?" every two sentences. I once met a Brazilian girl at a party that explained us that after living here for a few years she just gave up and learned to imitate our accent and that did the trick.

@Playing096 Жыл бұрын

Im from Brazil!! I HOPE 2031 WILL BE A GREATER YEAR!! FUCK 2030!!!

@axelprino Жыл бұрын

@@Playing096 bruh, we're still in 2023, that's 7 years away. WTF are you talking about?

@Playing096 Жыл бұрын

@@axelprino wdym 2023?? Didn't the Russia-Kazakhstan war already begin? Russia had the surrender after very poor tactics in the Russia-Ukraine war, Russia lost Rostov-On-Don to the Ukrainians, but still kept Crimea.

@Haloman3760 Жыл бұрын

6:11 agreed. Shoulda used “a great non-convex rhombidodecahedron

@alecboi777 9 ай бұрын

what about a stellated octangula?

@ramen_kirby Жыл бұрын

1:10 Me who is watching this from a cruise ship: •_•

@AroAce_Psychopath Жыл бұрын

I don't get why he wants to get rid of it

@automation7295 6 ай бұрын

@@AroAce_Psychopath Maybe he thinks that cruise ships are an ugly eye-sore.

@Sclasspsycho Жыл бұрын

I learned "dodecahedron" from The Phantom Tollbooth.

@laayiv9449 Жыл бұрын

Fuck yes my sibling!

@everythingeverett3021 Жыл бұрын

5:00 Every time I stood up everything went black. I did go to the doctor and they said I have dysautonomia, essentially, my brain can't control things like heart rate and blood pressure too well.

@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 Жыл бұрын

9:03 HE'S FOLLOWING YOU. YOU CANNOT ESCAPE.

@Redbeardian Жыл бұрын

10:50 This is a communication error. The questioner almost always means "Is the power out in the entire grid or is it something we can solve in this building?" (like flip a breaker or switch) We've shortened that question over decades to "Is the power out?" (meaning the entire grid) and hope the listener just understands that there are other explanations possible for what's happening.

@aceanarchy5554 Жыл бұрын

I too, have finished watching Barry and now insert it into every conversation I have. You are not alone Robin, you are NEVER alone.

@justanothergamer64 Жыл бұрын

Bro I love the DDLC one, it is so true and it made me laugh so hard lol

@aismakessounds Жыл бұрын

Yeah, if you black out when you stand up, definitely consult a doc. Turns out I have dysautonomia (POTS is probs the most famous type of dysautonomia) and I really should have been medicated a long time ago because it's had a huge impact on my quality of life. It's also why my chest feels weird if I go more than a day without some electrolyte water. Take care of yourselves, people!

@TheCommenterrr Жыл бұрын

Tell me more please. My sister has been having similar problems and I’m not asking you to diagnose, just if there were any other symptoms of what happened

@aismakessounds Жыл бұрын

@TheCommenterrr For me, it was a bit different than for most people. Long story short, I damaged my heart and lungs with a bad case of pneumonia several years ago, and we're still figuring it out. For me, there was a lot of chest pain, and after standing for a few minutes (especially in heat) my heart would start racing, I'd start panicking, and then I'd pass out. For most people with POTS, which while a rare-ish condition is most common in women in their early 20s, they don't necessarily get that panicky feeling. With that one, there's usually a drop in their blood pressure when they stand. Normally, bp and heart rate rises a little upon standing, then evens out. A person with either of these issues is often prone to dehydration, which is why my doctor recommended electrolyte water to me. It really helps! To get that particular thing checked out, though, try getting into an electrophysiologist. Cardiology can help with heart problems in general, but an EP can be more familiar with this sort of condition. I had to get recommended to my EP from my cardiologist. I will say that, if you get a 3 day heart monitor and an echocardiogram (as opposed to a stress echo; two different things), there's a chance they won't see anything. Originally, I received anxiety medication because that's what it looked like to them. More recently, I kind of had to push the issue with my EP. When I was first seeking treatment years ago, the 3 day monitor didn't show anything, but I was still in heart failure at the time. A stress echo, 3 week heart monitor, and a tilt table test were needed originally to figure out the right treatment. When I pushed, the nurse did a simple test of looking at my heart rate and bp when laying down, standing, and then a minute after standing to figure out that my heart rate jumped by 40ish bpm after standing for a minute. It could be different for a lot of people, though! Getting treatment for it, though, is so worth it, imo. My quality of life has become considerably better due to the new medication.

@tybois74 Жыл бұрын

@1:22: While I do agree with Robin here, they do allow people to see places they wouldn't otherwise see. Granted it was when things opened up after COVID (and they were stupid cheap), but I took one in September 2021 from Seattle (I live in Virginia, so first flight too) to Southeast Alaska. I never thought I'd see Alaska, but I did. It was AMAZING! Had it not been for a cruise ship, I never would have saw it. But I do, definitely, understand Robin's point.

@RyuLightorb Жыл бұрын

yeah i was on a cruise ship as a kid had a seizure so had to go back home :/ have wanted to go on a cruise ship again because i saw places i never would have.

@tybois74 Жыл бұрын

@@RyuLightorb That sucks! Hope that was a one time thing. I highly recommend Southeast Alaska out of Seattle. They make a stop in either Victoria or Vancouver, BC and then on to Juneau, Sitka, and Skagway or Ketchikan (depends on the trip for the last two). Then back to Seattle. So beautiful, pictures do not do it justice.

@WilburJaywright Жыл бұрын

8:36 Bioluminescent fish from Nemo, except it’s 35 feet long: “Ayo, wassu… WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR TAIL, DUDE?!”

@GSFigure Жыл бұрын

I need an SFM of Scout trying to talk to Miss Pauling and accidentally falls off the stairs midway through.

@mewmew8932 Жыл бұрын

This is the ultimate showdown, of ultimate destiny

@wolfieisacat13 Жыл бұрын

5:46 *”i gently open the door”*

@redguard1607 Жыл бұрын

this might be the first time i've watched a video of someone narrating over a hodgepodge of reddit comments and i've actually been interested/laughing a bit. normally can't stand the cringe voiceover of the person and their fake laugh, but i can tell you're being genuine :)

@awaredeshmukh3202 Жыл бұрын

Ayyy these are *recent* Tumblr posts! Pretty cool that the Tumblr-->Reddit-->KZfaq pipeline works so quickly!

@michaelpineiro533 Жыл бұрын

I was answering my family group chat in gen z slang, my mom and sister were lost, and my niece was cringed into silence. Fun times.

@Playing096 Жыл бұрын

hi im ✺ and im fucking tired of people that dont have faith in the future !!

@insertunoroginalnamehere6189 Жыл бұрын

@@Playing096you're a what now??

@Playing096 Жыл бұрын

@@insertunoroginalnamehere6189 im ✺ and im very fucking tired of the political mess in the world!!!!!

@themoistfeltlipsofsatanasamupp Жыл бұрын

12:08 Robin the teens love gay things now

@elicenyne Жыл бұрын

at the black hole or ocean? part i said “You’d be able to see anything in the black hole because there’s so much light in there… god dammit i’m too sciency”

@haddib Жыл бұрын

Holy moly, the picture of the Dragonology book just brought back so many memories

@phoenixthings Жыл бұрын

Yes as a bi ace I can confirm *I am speed*

@moronnox5198 Жыл бұрын

15:51 Pus in boots in Shrek is a start of the story. Pretty much the start of his timeline on screen. In pus in boots 2 there were a lot of time passed and he actually became good

@arcanine_enjoyer Жыл бұрын

I don't think he actually finished the movie. Because in the first few scenes we see that his relationship with Shrek as a found family already happened in his flashbacks before Death tries to kill him the first time. It's even shown at the end he went back to Far Far Awayland

@NaviJ98 Жыл бұрын

"game" "yeah" probably the best retail exchange possible lmao

@nyctomint Жыл бұрын

there is an actual valid and significant argument to make against going back to fully-rigged ships that isn't just "they were used for bad things and people got sick on them"! fully-riggeds are fragile, incredibly difficult to steer against established windroutes, and have poor storage capacity, on top of being much much worse for seasick-prone people to sail on. not to mention actually managing and sailing the ship is incredibly strenuous and maintenance costs are wild plus the resources needed to build enough wooden ships to service the world is just plain wild

@Synest2 Жыл бұрын

3:12 happened to me at an mmorpg, played with someone from my guild for months while talking to each other intensively, then decided to ask where he were from since we were online almost at the same times, and he said "I'm brazilian" and I was like "Mano, você não vai acreditar" (Man, you'll not believe it... in portuguese)

@gamersteve1124 Жыл бұрын

0:54 Holy ship! That escalated quickly! I'm not sorry for that

@becauselifts9913 Жыл бұрын

Ships: "They only hold like, 9 people." Hell no. The Great Eastern could comfortably carry 4000 passengers and was a fully rigged ship. Her engines were the secondary propulsion.

@Levitatingmarsipan Жыл бұрын

I had (these are the ones I can remember of the top of my head) an Egyptology phase, a Norse mythology phase (which has recently returned), a Greece mythology phase (very brief but I hope to revive it lol), a ww2 phase (was soo interested in how the whole thing played out), a Victorian phase (very brief), a space phase, a chemistry phase (which I haven’t completed gotten rid of), and probably tons more.

@pinkdarkboy7127 Жыл бұрын

Trust me, you don't want to revive the Greek mythology phase. Every other story is just, "That one time Zeus raped someone. One time he raped somene when he was a goose, one time he raped someome while he was a shower of gold." That's about it. Well, okay the non Zeus stories can be kinda cool. Avoid Zeus.

@Levitatingmarsipan Жыл бұрын

@@pinkdarkboy7127 yea well not the Zeus stories (which is admittedly most of them but yk)

@loonylovely7 Жыл бұрын

"no one just uses 'dodecahedron'!" DND players: 👀

@laayiv9449 Жыл бұрын

We just call it the d12

@emmyenos4268 Жыл бұрын

5:19 Me at the edge of the woods with a freshly baked pie: hello? Can I come in?

@kodomoshawn6729 4 ай бұрын

Most people don’t remember the first time they heard bohemian rhapsody because the first time they heard it, they were too young to clearly remember. I actually managed to somehow never hear bohemian rhapsody anywhere until I was old enough to actually remember the first time I heard it, and it was MAGICAL. I was at my grandmas house listening to the radio and she had colorful curtains and all these stained glass things hanging from the ceiling that sunlight would shine through, so I spent the entire song laying on the couch watching the colors dance across the walls. That’s a core memory for me.

@Shinyspddmn Жыл бұрын

Well a couple billionaires decided it would be a good idea to check out the ocean and look how well that's going

@Clawleone Жыл бұрын

I black out for a couple seconds almost every time i get up. I went to the doctor for something unrelated, got bloodwork, and they told me i have an iron deficiency. The exact same bloodwork also said i gave a thyroid problem, but they decided not to mention that… 🙄