how do you not know

@@iemv8900 he knows what it is, captain America doesn’t

The real question is, why would she even bring that up??

@@ricksanchez6810 exactly

It just means she likes what I like

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Disney Minus original series "If What?"

lmfao

Disney if Walt was still with us

Underrated comment

I don't know about that. Soldier Boy actually liked Bill Cosby

Soldier boy is just a Sigma male, beat’s woman, Smokes, does heavy alcohol, and will never love his kids. 🫡

Yeah just like we don't hate street animals

"Bill Cosby is America's dad"

Then you obviously haven't seen movies set in the 1920s-1960s. The majority of Racist White Men called black men 'boy'. It was also Disrespectful. They are NOT boys or animals. They are MEN & HUMAN BEINGS.

Exactly. Odd.

Yes but it’s a typical woke response to any form of confrontation to assume a form of victimhood.

That slap would have turned her straight.

I took it as a warning. Most lesbians I know can and will throw a punch.

@@stormbreaker170hahaha

100% agree

Soldier Boy in Season 3 will be like.

Stormfront

So Soldier Boy.

The boys isn't an Amazon original

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I guess this is the 1st episode

What If Cap wasn't worthy? 😂😂😂

this comment deserves more likes

I laughed out loud on that one, thanks

@@davenewsom5985 Sadly? You pee sitting down.

The Boys already did this with soldier boy

@@davenewsom5985 sadly?

​@@wrisqi mean there's a reason why most people who were born in 1930 and before are mostly dead now. Times have changed, and so should our prejudices

​@@wrisqwhy sadly? Lmao

@Star_Fish0 right? cringey fucks.

​@G0L_D_FshNot confusing enough.

I identify as a pirate and my pronouns are shiv/her me timb/hers

Dude would switch sides and join the ss guys bcuz at least they would make some sense compared to people today

My personal favorite for these kind of "people" (term used loosely), "I identify as a candle, I demand that you blow me!"

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Underrated comment

Up you go

Here before this gets thousands of likes

Holy shit your right

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LMAOA

Your profile picture looks like its reacting to your comment

Nice pfp you got

@@ragelynsb6537 Fr🤣

Kinda agree to them smoking is really bad for the body

⁠@@DZC-bc2olIndeed. To this day I find it astounding that smoking and alcohol are still legal in several regions of the world.

​@@RedCommunistDragon Because regulating it is tyranny, and doing so didn't go well last time

​@@DZC-bc2olDoesn't give the state the right to regulate it

I guess freedom is also choosing how you want to die

Not would. Has

Same

Sounds like something from family guy

That would have been better

XD Slayed me

Lmao.

Lesbian=Americans??

@@liavhanegbi2729 it's from a vine.

@@liavhanegbi2729 Lesbian comes from the island of Lesvos. It is like that because of an ancient Greek poet, called Sapfo. She was from the island of Lesvos.

I know I was writing of those floating things around the boy I don’t really remember.

@@priyanshukamble2780 yes, it is, and you missed the joke

Steven He ?

No me llamo soldier boy

Los gringos están pintandos creen que porque son potencia son todo el continente Enchufe tv

Nah, this is Colonel *'Murica* son

No, we have Soldier Boy

Hahahaa, honestly through

This hahahaha

Daaaaaaaaaaaammmmmn

Ima black dude and never saw that, but I've made hella jokes along these lines. Like what did he say to nick when he didn't see anymore "whites only" signs or wtf did he say to Nick?! Did nick have a briefing beforehand with the crew "alright everyone, only white men at first, then were gonna roll the tape and bare the doors. We don't know if the stories are true or not, you know them boys was racist af so idk, ima sit my black ass on this side of the mirror he don't know exist..."

Does no one remember there was a black guy on Captain America's team? Huh?

yeah but isn't he right though?i can't tell if a guy is chinese,japanese or korean.

@@boejidenthepotato8930 yeah me too and I'm an Asian. 😅😅😅

Korea also used to be owned by Japan, for further context.

Korea was annexed by Japan in 1910 and only regained independence in 1945 (and was then promptly divided by the Soviets and the Americans). Koreans never thought of themselves as Japanese, but if you were literally anyone other than a Korean then, if you weren't extremely well educated on world geography and history, for around 35 years you probably wouldn't have even realized that the entire Korean peninsula wasn't just more Japan. The word "Korea" probably wouldn't even appear on a typical political map anyway since it would just be labeled as part of Japan. So it makes perfect sense that Cap has no idea what a Korean is.

@@djspaceinvader5992 well depends on what type of Asian you are

This comment is gold 😂😂😂

@@inceptionarts2947 🙏🏼

Probably run as a MAGA congressmen with that kinda attitude, they would welcome him

@@wynwilliams6977 I'd welcome him, he's still too liberal though

@@wynwilliams6977 You sound like a pedo.

Let him get a hold of these pink haired Star Bucks gender fluid woke folk. He would probably refreeze himself and hope for the best.​@@wynwilliams6977

@@wynwilliams6977 Unlike you, who is a femboy bottom.

That and "I dont even know know what this A stands for"

If I remember there is a racist Captain American in the comics or at least one who is stuck in old American Ways.

@@atrivthedawnblade8812 ultimate captain american?

@@atrivthedawnblade8812 William Burnside

What would have happened if he had of walked into a bar thoo? 1930 was during Prohibition..😂.

LOL #GoCap 😂

Fucking love it

Im a lesbian, dont fuck with me

@@KeeperOfSecrets-42069 the fuk is that?

Wasn’t peggy carter senior of his?

Well, he's the symbol of what America is supposed to be: United, strong, and equal or greater than its opposition. Although old school American culture is still very much seen today, the goodness in Steve's heart separates him from how many people back in his day would normally behave. That's why he was chosen as Captain America to usher in a new age of freedom, because he was different.

Would make sense if the squad that he hand picked wasn't already a mixed group of races and nationalities. He had an Asian and a black guy and I think one of them only spoke french

Capt. America isn't a man OF his time. He's a man to stand the test of time. Somethings shouldn't change, but a few needed to.

Not everybody back then was racist.

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For good..

Real life captain America

I mean he who remains is black so yeah would expect such

I guess im randomly asking but does any of you know a method to get back into an Instagram account? I stupidly forgot the account password. I love any tips you can offer me.

Lol

Hail Hydra.

He doesn't need to join Hydra. USA is a pretty r*cist country already.

@@tailung9841 that's not what he meant🤦‍♀️

@@weeabooslayer6465 then what did he/she mean...

I'M NOT SPAAE

Lol yeah especially since they included the stereotype of men in the 40s and 50s hitting women like that

But it's not though he was specifically chosen BECAUSE he was a good kind pure hearted man who cared about others that why they chose home

@@elxr9434 not to mention there was a black and asian guy on his team back then

@@ItsJustShortsBro Only because modern Marvel's 40s are idealized, identical to modern times with different costumes. IRL this would probably be his attitude and his contemporaries would still see him as a hero. You have to understand, that the societal moral standards have completely changed since the '40s and what is now considered bigoted was perfectly acceptable back then.

@@elxr9434 no shit they have to make the plot that way lmao what other option do they have ?

nazis had smoke bans actually lol

@@bigbadcatbigbcy2933 hence him saying the Nazis must have won

@@bigbadcatbigbcy2933 r/woooosh

@@alexanderx3554 not a woosh moment but whatever

@@alexanderx3554 🤡🤡🤡🤡

More like… Captain America: Lotus

@@noobmaster69426 😂😂

@@noobmaster69426ultimate cap

@@mcmike5860 or 1800s Captain America

@@noobmaster69426 nah for real though captain America in the ultimate comics is genuinely racist

They're scary. The fat ones.

You expect them to make sense?

​@@IAmAHeaterlove makes no sense so it's fair enough lol

My guess is: Meaning she's a woman, but a fairly masculine one who's not afraid to scrap with him. Probably wrong tho.

Why do you think that the doctor is a nurse?

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But this was in 2013

Nope. In fact, if Captain America were real, he would be MORE RACIST than Hitler. lol.

Solution: Humans are bullshit. Just avoid them altogether. Why go to a time where there's no electricity, technology gets progressively worse, as does discrimination and everyone thinks myths and gods are the reason for everything whilst also shitting themselves silly from all the diseases and lack of medical treatment; when instead, you can just go and enjoy the ice ages or dinosaur times or everything in between? Human history sucks ass to visit. Prehistory is where it's at!

@lord j Dude I've talked to humans they are shit. You think they're badass? Is it badass for someone to cheat on you with your best friend, is it badass for your landlord to tax you for a shit property, Is it badass to bump into someone across the street who not only lacks the decency to say "excuse me" but to also cuss you out like they aren't the one that bumped into you in the first place? Is it badass to lie, cheat, and steal. Your only saying because you are a humanist, If you actually talk to humans, real ones not the care bears you hang around with you'd find that humans fucking suck.

@@CoryPchajek What? If you look at videos from the 1930s, you have a hard time understanding what is said?

@lord j My dude, it was a joke.

@lord j stfu nazi

It was in the Ultimate marvel universe which is what the MCU takes a lot of its basis from but Jack Kirby his co creator along side Joe Simon was a notable anti racist because he also created Black panther EXTREMELY progressive for the 60s

omniverse basically makes this fact

No.

There is a universe where this is canon possibly, but something had to go wrong for Steve to end up there.

@@hyacinthlynch843 Yes.

Maybe not , maybe a bad captain America wouldn't have sacrificed himself by going in the ice and thus would've stayed in his time

Not really, the person who selected him deemed him a good man, that being normal st the time wouldnt have taken away any points from the general who picked him.

Except the people who gave him Bionics didn’t know he would get trapped in the future and even then they didn’t know racism would fall out of fashion during the 40’s!

Facts

@@estebanbr7596 the person who deemed him good was a Jewish scientist who ran away from Nazi Germany I doubt he would’ve readily engaged in white supremacy that quickly after being a victim of it

@no no no no

@no no no Either deep south or edgy 12 year old type

@no no no you're from the extreme left wing huh

@no no no Yeah sure arresting people for not wearing masks seems perfectly fine to me! It's quite normally acceptable!

@no no no Says the guy who left many unemployed and made Africa even poorer than before! Good job! I mean instead of being an actual racist we can point out what a joke U.S. has become where freedom is seen as a luxury(wear a mask biggot) and billionaires and politicians who have privileges talk about racism and poverty when they are the reason poor nations are destroyed! Just look at Afghanistan it tells a long story.............

Oh yeah because smoking in a lab is not dangerous at all huh captain....

@Dog Lofi wait, what's true??

Fun Fact: Alcoholism was seen by the Nazis as a genetic flaw. Some people even got sterilized for it.

@Dog Lofi Relax they lost America just changed overtime

Thank you for this explanation, I could not have understood it otherwise

@Karl Marx lol

@Karl Marx hi Karl

@Karl Marx I mean if Karl Marx himself says so, it must be true!

@Karl Marx hello comrade

@Karl Marx hello comrade

He meant that to everyone that wasn’t a white American male 😂😂😂

The constitution was written during slavery and it says all men were created equally so... makes sense.

@@chikepanther5237 What lol. The document was saying what this nation should be, and we’ve enacted things over the years to make that true. Read Fredrick Douglass

Lol

@@chikepanther5237 This is actually why I look at the forefathers as hypocrites and have no respect for them. I also cringe during the "land of the free" part in the anthem. They wouldn't of been pick up Thor's hammer.

The delivery was great

" Did the serum made him like this? "

nothing? cap was born in 1900s

@@ConradKurze You have discovered the joke Also I was just quoting

@@WiloPolis03 Hi 👋

A lesbian is a woman who is attrackted to other women.

@@Nick-ov8mb no shit

@@Nick-ov8mb 🤦‍♂️ What, really??

@@Nick-ov8mb you don't say

@@arashparthian_112 it had you dying so i just HAD to tell you.

No actually it’s quite the opposite in fact now I have a black president who (slap) aAAAHHH

Ditto

dude it has a double meaning bc Hitler was the first to start anti smoking campaign lol

Don’t use that tone with me again you dumb broad it’s not a funny joke!

@I may have a small penis but, I would make a vape joke about that but I'd be crossing the line.

TRUE

Oh man 🤣

Disney is too woke to do that even as a joke.

What if... Captain America was racist as fuck?

I dunno Disney doesn't have the balls

he is not worthy

You mean Jonathan?

@@markcastagna292 nah thats in the universe where paul rudd is worthy

Such a shame. Perhaps if he wasn't so rude, Thor would let him grasp his heavy shaft and beat it around

And you think ancient vikings were any less racist 🤣

YOUUUUUUUU

I was just thinking the EXACT same thing lol

Ahaaa

That's the basic idea behind Soldier boy's character.

After all these years, we finally got a period-accurate Captain America

Ooff

he himself picked sam to be his successor, odds are this version of cap would have picked bucky

@@rayenaouadi3190 ooooof 😂

@@rayenaouadi3190 Bucky at this point was under mind control due to Hydra's experiments. He'd have to first find Bucky, then free him from Hydra's control.

@@shawnwing-kovarik9762 he meets sam for the first time at about the same time he finds bucky, as for removing the brainwashing you might be right

I mean he isn't wrong, the Nazis did plan to outlaw smoking.

@@masterchicken4794 That was the one thing they did wrong.

@@LoneStarBrony97 Why? If you dont smoke you will live longer.

@@LoneStarBrony97 he’s right bruh. Don’t smoke live longer.

how u gon steal a comment

@Conor7734 33 My one problem is the sexism... Cap knew Peggy and she was definitely a tough cookie so I doubt Cap would be so blatantly sexist

Steve Rogers wouldn’t be selected to be Captain America if he was racist

@@keyboardwarrior1606 He, just like everyone then, were products of their environments and times. He would have been selected for his bravery and willingness to sacrifice himself for the "IDEALS of America" at time, which included segregation and not recognizing melanated people as humans... No argument here. My grandmother lived it, I lived it, just as I and my contemporaries do today. If you want to continue believing that this land was NOT founded on/predicated on, and still is perpetuating racism, them you're delusional. But, you are entitled to your vain opinions. It IS a reality for me. You weren't in the theaters when Sam was given the shield and every drunk or not-so-drunk racist threw a hissy fit ..."Awww, hell no! Why the hell did he give to that ni--er!! America is OUR country!"... Some said that they'd rather have Bucky inherit it even though he was a tool for Hydra/Nazis who killed HUNDREDS as a catalyst for conflict and exacting their agendas.

@Natalie Wayne Thank you .. Sorry about getting so political on what should be a humorous post, but all jokes aside, these issues are a daily routine to deal with for myself and my people... It's a shame that this plight is as common for us as waking up and brushing our teeth. That is the real tragedy. Be well...

@@dethbolt000 there was a comic that discussed what u mentioned, but Steve Rodgers explained why he himself wasn’t racist in his day. He mentioned that his parents were Irish immigrants and he had faced prejudice before. He hated bully’s,I wish I could show the comic panel.Cap shares the speech to a racist supervillain who hated foreigners. He was also selected specifically by the scientists who developed the super soldier program because he was pure of heart if that makes sense. It is mostly true that if we had a captain America in real life he would have been pretty racist but not Steve Rodgers specifically.

That's actually a really smart reference, I love it as well

I think it's because Hitler's non smoking habit that he made a law in Germany about avoid or no smoking

@@justalex4073 if anyone from that era actually was able to magically travel to this time, i have no doubt they would think the Nazis won. They wouldn't be wrong really. The Nazis did win. Just not Hitlers Nazis. Its Biden Harris Nazis now. Hitler also considered himself a national Socialist. Hmmmmmm...

@@joejoebrian1014 never in my ... Biden Harris nazis? Go storm the capital homie 💀💀

@@joejoebrian1014 dude... stop comparing people to nazis 😆🤣 you can be a devisive political figure and not be a nazi FYI its not a catch-all.

Lmao Mjolnir don't play!

Damn right.

Mjolnir is racist confirmed

Based Mjolnir

Of course it is. How much more Aryan can you get than Mjolnir. Fuck that racist 🔨

no, because it harms everyone and they actually cared about their ppls

@@franklinAll8735 jesus christ

Didn't they give their soldiers crack or something like that?

It was called pervitin or something, actually meth. They fished out loads in Poland and France but eventually toned it down when they realized the side effects weren’t worth it. Also Hitler himself got a whole cocktail of drugs thanks to his doctor, Theodore Morell, who was just a fraud.

@@franklinAll8735 😑

MY NAME...........IS FLAMING DRAGON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I Don't mind being Homophobic,the piont is being cancelled for beliving what is right is stupid.

“We don’t negotiate with terrorists”

@@franciscop.garcia9931 homophobia is right?? Lmfao

@@franciscop.garcia9931 You know what free speech means?

He wouldn’t use the word “African” if you catch my drift.

@@gnom98 Oh yeah, Lovecraft’s cat.

This "comedy" is why the Olympics had the lowest rating and the Soccer team got their asskicked. LOVE IT!!!! Let that woke sh*t drive the country into the ground. Loved those billion dollar riots too. Wow.

@@SuperOmnicronsj44 Wot

@@finixmoon127 “In the end … you will always kneel” -Loki Boy did he get that right. 🌹 Hers another “In the future there will be no flags.” -Red Skull “Not in my future!” -Capt AMERICA Look what happened to Cap !? Sh*t. it’s Endgame alright. 🙄

This is made even wackier (for lack of a better term) given that lesbian as a term existed since the 1800s and homosexuality was a thing that people in the 30s were rather aware of.

@@salvagedude625 sure

😂🤣

@@salvagedude625 she ain’t a lesbian, for Ps, she turned Plesbian

What about when he said there all the same?😂😂👩🏼‍🦲

@@JembutTerbakar you mean the only GOOD thing he tried to do... right?

​@@orkaydk9430What do you think he means

Hitler: smoking is bad! Also Hitler: Give me another cocaine heroin cocktail doc!

The first studies to show the harmful effects of cigarette smoking was actually completed by the National Socialists.

truly the worst thing he tried to do

Without any proper explanation😅

They haven’t.

​@@Livelarge913Times have changed now white people don't have children anymore

part of the reason he became Captain America was because Steve Rogers was a good man so yeah they expected it lol

Oh, this version of Captain American can stay in a coma.

Really?

@@josephhartmann6976 yes. The argument was that smoking, Alkohol amongst other things are consideret degenerate behaviour keeping the population weak.

@@hyrarls8788 I believe in freedom and self-responsibilty.

@Kent Brian Well I know that, but it didn't succed.

@Kent Brian No in Austria you can already drink beer at the age of 14 and harder drinks with 16.

He says with laughing emojies

Ah.. The 1930's😂

@@FortuitusVideo yeah. They did one of the first anti-smoking campaigns in history

@Stasis Field Adolf, is that you?

They also seized Junkers’ because the man refused to build them weapons, and I wouldn’t call “promising to build people cars in the future if they just pay you now” a groundbreaking innovation.

What is this, the seventh, eight Reich?

@Stasis Field I mean, what's a little genocide here and there if it means we get animal rights laws amirite?

Or Atlanta instead of Brooklyn

@@plasmocat1863 ha! Atlanta WISHES it were as racist as Boston. .... Wait 🤔

@@xcaluhbration 😂 ... 😬

Nah, New York is definitely more racist than Boston.

@@xcaluhbration I fucking choked on bong smoke reading this 🤣

Walt Disney: What's this Sh*t? Employee: Our new Lesbian Princess. *Walt.EXE has stopped Working*

Omg he would be so livid if he saw princess and the frog

@@lawrencetalbot8346 😂😂😂😂

I know, right?

@@LaneCorbett is Thier actuilly a lesbian princess, cause if there is I'm fucking done

Not as much as it caught her off guard.

Ikr, it was unexpected

I’m fucking crying 😭

@@darklighter66 😂

You and me both brother 😂

@@johnlibby9311 "part of China"? hey dude, you know nothing about the history of Korea

@@johnlibby9311 What kind of books do you read? Maybe that of Earth-14? Also Korea was invaded and colonized by Japanese empire in 1910, not 1940s. Before then, it was a independent monarchy.

@@johnlibby9311 The best way to activate 'wide area provocation' for korean Well, chinese would like that novel

@@monseung309 oh really? Damn I was taught wrong. Thanks for correcting me

@@johnlibby9311 It's okay. It's cool to admit that you had known misinformation. have a good day :)

Lmaoo Nick woulda shot him 😭😭😭😂😂

I've had it with this motherfucking captain america on this motherfucking plane

@@legion5938 he never got a commission from the president so technically he is just a private still

I'd love to see this typical Sam Jackson as Nick Fury :)

The sheild is made out of metal from wakanda...

I’m pretty sure they did that so he wouldn’t freak out

There's a reason why they wouldn't have all of those scientists so close to him when he woke up...

@@bigsoulja73 hmm,rly? Thank you supremely intelligent human being for pointing out what was stated true in the movie but was obviously humorfied in this precised joke.

@@Bogalog Yes I am very very smart. My IQ is actually in the 600-750 range,so I appreciate someone who catches my supreme intellect. Not many people can live up to my extreme prowess

@@bigsoulja73 I’m pretty sure someone with an IQ of 600-700 would be deemed a celestial being. Why would a celestial being give two shits about something as trivial as Captain America?

I guess they weren't entirely bad

@@wally4087 every ideology had good and bad part

@@rudysmith1552 lmao fucking neo Nazis. They bombed the UK. Invaded France and Poland. They hated the US because of propaganda about the treaty. Even if you ignore the fact they killed millions of ethnic minorities but something tells me you don’t think it’s true. Stalin may have been bad but Hitler is still awful.

@@rudysmith1552 Pretty sure I remember middle school history, Hitler invaded Poland

@@rudysmith1552 From the 7th Century? Yeah no.

It's a mutated form of human, an evolutionary dead end, a spiritual deviation. Freak of nature, like watching to same sex dogs mating

Right! 😂

Considering that no one can define a woman I think it's safe to say we can't define a lesbian.

"Look, toots, you do what you want with the theater kids, but when you talk to me you show respect." *doctor whispers* "What? That's the word? What's the difference?"

dumbass@@jamesdaniels8007