Mustache. Denim. Shotgun. '80s. It will hurt less if you just lie down and spread 'em.
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@WestPictures8 жыл бұрын
Uncle Ben had an interesting life before adopting Peter Parker
@KevinStriker8 жыл бұрын
+D_West You mean the president in Escape From L.A.?
@Neon-Puritan4 жыл бұрын
Don't forget Three Days of the Condor!
@Blahblahyah3 жыл бұрын
What, cooking rice for us white folk? 😂😂
@johnterell8642 Жыл бұрын
Dude , That's Herschel from the Walking Dead, he had a badass farm, and thought walkers were just sick.
@brian00578 жыл бұрын
Razor cosplaying as Malone was so outta left field, it caught me off guard. Should do it more often. That was awesome. Before this, the Death Wish 3 Rageaholic Cinema was my favorite. Not anymore. Malone FTW!
@philv22158 жыл бұрын
+Luis Páez Same. I was chuckling thru the whole part.
@nelsonx53264 жыл бұрын
That was funny.
@mrscruffles801 Жыл бұрын
Looked more like a Borat cosplay 🤣
@johnski47095 жыл бұрын
RIP Burt Reynolds, Godspeed!
@MrDman21 Жыл бұрын
🙏🏽
@crisisjack8 жыл бұрын
I fucking lost it at the "I'm suddenly inspired to write vapid, 90's, grunge music." Holy hell that was good.
@2wingo8 жыл бұрын
Razorfist's Rules of 80's Action Movies: 1. To be related to Charles Bronson is to fucking die. 2. Wherever there is murder, there too is Chuck fucking Norris. 3. Behind every door, there is Burt fucking Reynolds. I shall continue to chronicle your words of wisdom as they become available. P.S. I am totally going to write a children's book titled "Jessica Jailbait does her best impression of the NSA."
@thegunslinger88067 жыл бұрын
4.Mustaches 5.To wield a minigun is to scream your god damn head off
@christianholbrook26867 жыл бұрын
32: Every object, no matter how inconspicuous or vague, up to and including a belt buckle, may, in fact, be a fucking ninja star.
@donzaloog14007 жыл бұрын
6. Everything can be improved with a Keytar riff.
@terminalcreature15607 жыл бұрын
2. To befriend Chuck Norris is to be blown the fuck up. 3. (Unless you're Jesse "The Body" Ventura) To wield a minigun is to scream your ever loving nuts off. 4. ... ...Wrong
@ageofanxiety60006 жыл бұрын
8. Every car MUST explode upon crash or getting shot
@StonesMalone7 жыл бұрын
This masterpiece of 80's badassery is actually the source from which lifted my moniker. I can't express how pleased I am to see someone giving it its due on KZfaq.
@Larry8 жыл бұрын
Sixteen minutes and fouty-two seconds and not a single MovieBob nor Jim Sterling reference? Are you feeling okay dude???
@starwarsfan1178 жыл бұрын
I thought the same thing !
@Zelousmarineinspace8 жыл бұрын
I'd say that he's never been healthier!
@dicloniusgames8 жыл бұрын
Jim Sterling isn't good enough to be referenced by a badass such as Razorfist, unless it comes with an insult.
@judsongaiden98785 жыл бұрын
No Archer references either.
@kri2495 жыл бұрын
This review was for all that is testosterone. Fat male feminist incels are not worthy of mention.
@redratcrawford6 жыл бұрын
"merciful Jesus he found Charles Bronson's closet"
@Brind-amour4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha!! 😂
@magmat05854 жыл бұрын
And now Charles Bronson has found him...
@quietrioter5 жыл бұрын
God Speed Burt Reynolds. May that mustache have a seat next to Lemmy in Valhalla
@StillRimmo8 жыл бұрын
"So English cuisine then?" *shows picture of Scottish haggis* You're gonna rustle some feathers there.
@PressA2Die8 жыл бұрын
Oh god, you're right. I hope he never gets doxed.
@CommisarHood4 жыл бұрын
@@PressA2Die He has several guns in his house and knows how to use them between him and a butch of pissed off Brits my moneys on the Razor and I say that as a Brit the only people who have guns in my country are cops, the military, farmers and hunters... and criminals.
@PressA2Die4 жыл бұрын
@@CommisarHood It's not the British he needs to worry about. Its the Scots. You may think they count as British, but that just means they'll kill you to.
@wearetomorrowspast.56173 жыл бұрын
As a Welshman, I fuckin' love Haggis. They didn't seem to hit the shops this year. Maybe next year, then.
@misteravailable51333 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure that was a Stargazy pie from south England 🐟
@NegaBot8 жыл бұрын
"his car remembers it's a Ford" God damn it, I almost choked myself at that. You could write for Top Gear (or whoever writes your scripts).
@Titanium8 жыл бұрын
I busted out laughing in the final minute. Another damn fine review, Razorfist.
@bitfreakazoid5 жыл бұрын
The actress who played the daughter was 23 when this movie came out, and they never actually mention her age in the movie. I don't think she was supposed to be underage in this.
@derekmiller9337 жыл бұрын
The dad of the chick that helps him with his broken down car.... I'm pretty sure that's Hershel from the walking dead.
@Walkbi4 жыл бұрын
It is!
@asumjessen20135 жыл бұрын
RIP Mr. Reynolds.
@samuelsteingart67265 жыл бұрын
Asum Jessen God Fucking Speed Burt
@UltimateThanos5 жыл бұрын
Rest in peace, Bert. You and Dom are inseparable now.
@geraldburke51473 жыл бұрын
For me Dom will always be Captain USA..its a living..
@Hunter0fp0psicles8 жыл бұрын
That Magnum has been said that it would ANNIHILATE Asgard in a single shot on a good day.
@TheFireballReview8 жыл бұрын
Dude, you need to make more movie reviews, these are the best on You Tube.
@TopcatsLair8 жыл бұрын
Keep introducing me to kickass unapologetic action flicks.
@brianwest11555 жыл бұрын
Thanks to The Rageaholic. This put a smile on my face. Rest in Peace Mr. Reynolds.
@ahatt968 жыл бұрын
I always look forward to Rageaholic Cinema.
@johnthomasjr.7748 Жыл бұрын
To me Malone is one of Burt Reynolds best movies as well as Stick, White Lightning, Gator, and Sharky's Machine. I wish Burt Reynolds had did more action movies, but I'm glad he did what he did.
@calipto46058 жыл бұрын
Lol the clinton shit killed me.
@jimtreebob20965 жыл бұрын
R.I.P. Burt Reynolds.
@NoManLP5 жыл бұрын
R.I.P Burt Reynolds, you were an amazing actor and will be remembered.
@nycsoul178 жыл бұрын
My favorite part of the first clip is the Mass Effect hoodie our friend Destin Legarie is wearing. I'll take "Conflict of interest" for $200, Alex.
@sadimasochist45438 жыл бұрын
Thank God almighty aka Razorfist you have released another cinemaic review! I love these!
@tthomaselli28 жыл бұрын
4:44-4:46.; I lost it at that part--not just because I'm a pro wrestling fan, either.
@zuttoaragi83494 жыл бұрын
I've watched this video so many times I almost have the script memorized... you really need to do more Rageaholic Cinema.
@bigkmoviesandgames4 жыл бұрын
Same here.
@Zelousmarineinspace8 жыл бұрын
I just keep clicking 7:03 over and over, there needs to be a 1 hour video of just that, and release that on DVD. I'd take 20 copies.
@2012Parag8 жыл бұрын
Another razorfist movie review - auww HELL YEAH !!!
@christianholbrook26865 жыл бұрын
Coming back to celebrate a legend. R.I.P. Burt Renolds. Freddy Mercury now has competition for best mustache in heaven.
@seatspud8 жыл бұрын
Love it. But one missed joke opportunity; when that douchnozzle got the hay literally knocked out from the barn's second story? "Whoops, he had to bail!" Sorry, not sorry.
@DrMerciless8 жыл бұрын
I am a lonely loner who is always alone. "What's the name?" Malone!. . . BANG!
@Mathmachine8 жыл бұрын
That description is the same line you use to pick up women, isn't it Razor?
@colinwriter4 жыл бұрын
This is comedy gold. I have watched this sooo many times.
@arturfilipecastanha5807 жыл бұрын
Damn it he does look like Randy Orton
@laz4erin4 жыл бұрын
This has to be my favorite Cinema episode yet.
@Tzilandi8 жыл бұрын
Razor, I love you, but that Burt Reynolds cosplay looks more like Freddy Mercury than anything... but that's awesome too.
@TheRageaholic8 жыл бұрын
+Tzilandi - Welcome to the point.
@ratleader906 жыл бұрын
Tzilandi looks more like a serbian sketch comedian. God forbid!
@brucelombardo5 жыл бұрын
Rest In Peace, Burt. You were fucking awesome.
@garaschneider48085 жыл бұрын
Rest easy and rock on, Mr. Reynolds.
@MasterZero993 жыл бұрын
Man, I had to look for that Randy Orton song because this gave me the earworm and I kept singing it. Thanks a lot a**hole! xD
@pontiusporcius84302 жыл бұрын
Finally watched this movie. It is a surprisingly excellent movie. Great acting, intelligent writing and bone crunching action.
@dougmasters45798 жыл бұрын
Too young to fall in love - good choice, razor. Danger on the Track next time my good man.
@bravodelta41565 жыл бұрын
RIP Burt Reynolds
@FrankPatti5 жыл бұрын
Burt Reynolds, you will be missed! R.I.P.
@salamagogo8 жыл бұрын
These rageaholic cinema videos always really make me laugh. This one and Cobra are probably my favorites. Keep up the great work, man. And belated congrats on hitting 50k subs!
@TurnAGundam2 жыл бұрын
Same, but with the addition of his video on Death Wish 3. 😁
@TKE1985 жыл бұрын
RIP in Peace. All the angels are getting they're much desired mustache rides with a legend.
@spiffy8576 Жыл бұрын
Sharky's Machine, Heat and Malone are my favorite Burt Reynolds movies.
@zuttoaragi83494 жыл бұрын
This is by far my favorite Rageaholic video, at least based on how many times I've watched the damn thing.
@dissectingthestackchannel48245 жыл бұрын
May the Mustached Maverick Rest In Peace. I could think of no better way to honor the man than with a few beers and a watching of this Underrated classic and following it up with this classic of a review.
@JayJay-pu2gx5 жыл бұрын
The Hillary cutaways: best part of the video. I confess, I wasn't expecting that.
@rodney1001008 жыл бұрын
after watching these i feel as if i just watched the entire movie myself, its like a compact movie in itself
@Jebbtube8 жыл бұрын
Razor's been assimilated into the Reynolds collective!
@MrNpc815 жыл бұрын
I must have watched this review 20 times now - bravo sir this is a masterpiece
@robertmorris89977 ай бұрын
Malone was NOT straight to video. I saw it in the theater when it came out. Although it was available on VHS, barely, it only recently completely skipped DVD and came out on Blue Ray this year. Got me a copy. Finally.
@BoneHavoc8 жыл бұрын
This guys deserves, at the very least, a few million subscribers. STAT. Well done, sir.
@starlimitz28 жыл бұрын
AAAAAAANDDD.... added to my favorite Reviews list... good night!!!
@annonymouslibertairian91205 жыл бұрын
Re watched 9-6-2018. A fitting tribute. God Fucking Speed Bert. I hope you are tearing up the streets of gold with that Trans-am in the sky.
@bitfreakazoid5 жыл бұрын
LOL Love the Black Rain soundtrack clip.
@donzaloog14007 жыл бұрын
This video is a fucking classic. There's nothing like an 80s action. They seriously don't make them like that anymore. LOL @ the Randy Orton music and the cosplay at the end. This entire video is fucking gold!
@robd5935 жыл бұрын
Another fine review good sir, and extra points for including the forgotten 80s classic, Who Says by Device on the closing credits!
@FoxtrotInTheTower2 жыл бұрын
3:59 to 4:06 is probably one my favorite lines from Razor ever, full stop; I re-watch his reviews for the stuff of legends like this.
@adrianmercado30924 жыл бұрын
Two KZfaq videos I watch again and again: JonTron's Flex Tape and this.
@BlitzedNostradamus5 жыл бұрын
Rest easy, Burt.
@shanefsr66095 жыл бұрын
"....his car remembers it's a Ford...." YEAH! Now go get that T/A!
@360whiplash3 жыл бұрын
I actually saw that movie last night on the ThisTV Channel. I couldn't help but laugh on how that one henchmen looked a lot like Randy Orton.
@Valincio8 жыл бұрын
Best thing of this whole video is the razorfist cosplay.
@Violent_Wolfen8 жыл бұрын
Never seen the movie but watching you talk about it while throwing in an Equestria Girls: Rainbow Rocks clip and looking like Borat was hilarious.
@holden6104 Жыл бұрын
Always got a laugh out of that cover back in the day whenever my eyes would fall upon it at the video store.
@1979RayDay8 жыл бұрын
DS9 references - checkPot shots at Grunge - check80's action majesty -checkPot shots at Hillary and Sanders - checkcheckcheck Loving the shit outta this Rageaholic video.😀
@gareckthetailor99188 жыл бұрын
totally didn't expect the mlp reference but props none the less lol.
@SillyPom8 жыл бұрын
Sweet unmerciful Freddie Mercurial Jesus! Was NOT expecting the cosplay at the end there sir! ^ _ ^
@GuitarAnthony8 жыл бұрын
This mean Sharky's Machine is next?
@ronniejdio94115 жыл бұрын
Fuckin a tough movie
@jplus26018 жыл бұрын
Yes, been waiting a long time for some rageaholic cinema!!
@wangbot475 жыл бұрын
Oh man this was great to return to 3 years later. You had some great lines in this one
@NoNeckKota8 жыл бұрын
Been waiting to see if you would do this movie, and it definitely did not disappointed. Gotta love some good ole mustache rides!!!
@SpaceCowSmith7 ай бұрын
Been working my way through the awesome Rageaholic Cinema collection since finding your channel and am absolutely loving the one liners and badassery!
@LaughingKrow8 жыл бұрын
This KZfaqr speaks to me on a spiritual level. Also, sexual. Like a Christian youth camping trip but more metal.
@martijnstuart958 жыл бұрын
More metal than a christian youth camp? Well, gosh darn...
@LaughingKrow8 жыл бұрын
+The Stargazer Hey, there were some pretty sick ones. Like with pottery and candle making and shit.
@martijnstuart958 жыл бұрын
TheKhaosKrow And nighttime visits from the pastor.
@TheSaskOtaku8 жыл бұрын
+The Stargazer or pastors, in the case of my Christian youth camp.
@gregharford94135 жыл бұрын
For starters... ive become a rageaholic fan...for second...im wondering if your gonna do a tribute to the late Burt Reynolds...Keep up the very addicting rants...cheers
@MasterChief-sl9ro5 жыл бұрын
Malone was Jason Bourne teacher..The legend lives on...
@Wargoat68 жыл бұрын
I just lost it at the end. Another fine ep, Razorfist.
@samthomas38188 жыл бұрын
this was hillarious brilliant just brilliant
@4tCa4mzUPqRZZo8 жыл бұрын
Hey Razorfist, I heard your a pretty big fan or RoboCop. Ever consider doing a Rageaholic Cinema on that?
@jesselivermore22917 жыл бұрын
yeah saw it, i never tought how crazy i was about 80s until watching this
@TheMajorActual6 жыл бұрын
Fun Film Fact #26,378,054 -- According to a 1987 interview with Reynolds, both Gerard Depardieu and Christopher Lambert were tasked for the lead at one time or another.
@JXZX18 жыл бұрын
The surge of MADTV clips in this review makes me more engorged than I should be.
@80085word698 жыл бұрын
Forgot about this movie. Saw it on Netflix years ago, you did it justice
@gekkemike42668 жыл бұрын
Love these movie reviews of great such great classics!
@agiammarco948 жыл бұрын
Started off ok.....then gets amazing quickly. I love the use of the MadTV Segal clips Razor
@swagner153336 жыл бұрын
.44 auto mag, a very rare and very awesome pistol.
@MutatedPixelation7 жыл бұрын
Ford breaks down and it's the transmission? This is a very realistic movie. Also, kick ass review as always Razorfist.
@TheKersey4758 жыл бұрын
Hey Razorfist, do you have any thoughts on "Hardcore Henry"? I ask because it's an action movie shot entirely in the first person (destroyed 20 GoPro cameras during filming) with gore and violence that makes Takashi Miike look like Jennifer Lee.
@davidstubbs23618 жыл бұрын
You should do Alien in this kind of presentation
@logothescanandeffectmaker21225 жыл бұрын
Classic , one of your best 👍🏻🙏
@ChristophelusPulps8 жыл бұрын
This may be your crowning masterpiece of this series. The 80's synth riff gets me every time, haha.
@fireman9368 жыл бұрын
That finale. Godspeed!
@blakejohnson71486 жыл бұрын
The Ladies and Gentleman....Burt Reynolds part was classic!
@mistercharlie13743 жыл бұрын
that jab at ford was stunning and brave razorfist.
@TomLaios6 жыл бұрын
"What will it be,the Elmer's or the Rubber Cement?"... Fuck me,I nearly shit myself. Solid gold.