Rags to Riches to Limes - Jerma Streams Chocolatier (Long Edit #2)

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3 ай бұрын

From Jerma's second Chocolatier: Decadence by Design stream (2/25/2021): • Jerma Streams - Chocol...
Jerma's Twitch: / jerma985
2ndJerma: / @2ndjerma
Jerma Streams Chocolatier: Decadence by Design long edit playlist: • Jerma Streams Chocolat...
"Chat, we're gonna bet the farm on limes."
Note (1): This edit was requested by Sporky.
Note (2): This was edited using the Twitch VOD for the last 4.5 hours of the stream.
Note (3): Shoutout to Josho ( / @josho5484 ) for the title.

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@Sporkyyyy 3 ай бұрын

The mental image of Mr. Greenz waking up shit faced in the middle of the Australian Outback with $128 to his name and precisely one billion dollars worth of limes is the funniest thing I've ever heard

@EDoyl 3 ай бұрын

Have you not been to Cuba? Have you not met Cheena Famosa? Have you not made me my Cafe Con Leche?

@JacobKinsley 27 күн бұрын

I imagine the lady saying this leaned over Mr Green passed out in the desert

@themailmann5960 3 ай бұрын

Now I can satiate my royal needs to enjoy my lavish meal (microwave dinner) with a performance (jerma long edits)

@mirror1001 2 ай бұрын

I like how there are no parenthesis so you are genuinely a QUEEN in a big scottish CASTLE

@JacobKinsley 19 күн бұрын

Buy a sharing bag of nachos and a can of chilli and a big block of mature cheese and a pot of sour cream and make nachos with chili for dinner

@sarang8585 3 ай бұрын

the game was over as soon as he read the words “Las Vegas”.

@mcmooshroo2974 3 ай бұрын

12:50 knowing in hindsight that he’s talking about wanting to shit in a litterbox during the catboy stream makes that this so much funnier. Like he is DYING to tell chat about his idea

@npenplz 3 ай бұрын

wait, arent you the "hold my meat roll" guy?

@mcmooshroo2974 3 ай бұрын

@@npenplz No please don’t tell me that’s my legacy lmfao

@petrwarthursty2011 3 ай бұрын

⁠@@mcmooshroo2974 hey! Guys look! It’s the hold my meat roll guy!

@BrushedPencil 3 ай бұрын

omg it’s the hold my meat roll guy!!!!!!!!!

@MrComet101 3 ай бұрын

Where/when did he tell us this is what it was gonna be? I'm still sad there was no dedicated cat boy stream

@billybois5745 3 ай бұрын

Seeing these realistic portraits talk about business, just for them to isntantly say "Thanks, Silly Zonka Wonka" is the stupidest shit ever

@HammerspaceCreature 3 ай бұрын

Mr Greenz hands over one billion dollars and the lady pulls back a brown cloth to reveal the 'mountain' in the background was made entirely out of limes.

@MrShs812 3 ай бұрын

That’s a plot point in the TF2 comics. Except it was Australium, not limes tho

@MrReich1918 3 ай бұрын

Oh yeeeah, the stump was an australium mine. @@MrShs812

@ectoplasmic6130 3 ай бұрын

you can literally hear Mr Greenz taking over as the stream goes on

@arthurmorgan6783 3 ай бұрын

early on his persona takes over, like thhe green goblin “More! MORE!!”

@serpentsaurus7969 3 ай бұрын

All roads lead to Green

@dymaxion3988 3 ай бұрын

Silly Zonka Wonka’s business never recovered after the windex debacle. Zonka’s infamously deranged memoirs of his time as a chocolatier, written decades later after his release from prison, were faithfully recreated in a recent interactive horror experience in Glasgow. Reviews describe it as a vivid journey into the mind of a lunatic, centred around Zonka’s struggle with an antagonist character representing his own darker windex-related desires. The experience was criticized for its exorbitant price, which many saw as a step too far in authenticity to Zonka’s legacy.

@SpaceSmurf3000 3 ай бұрын

one man's journey to sell enough coffee to become a limeillionaire

@lucretialiciniagaiaerikaju3204 3 ай бұрын

Not Alex telling Silly Zonka Wonka it would be a good idea to visit Indonesia during the National Revolution 🙈

@john_smith_john 3 ай бұрын

WAR PROFITEERING

@JacobKinsley 19 күн бұрын

Silly Zonka Wonka can have little a exploitation as a treat

@scooter7228 3 ай бұрын

i dont know why but this game and its interactions feel very surprisingly hostile for a game where you make funny little chocolate bars

@RubyCow8567 3 ай бұрын

i had a friend who's dad ran his own confectionery company, she said the worst times of the year were when he had to go over contracts, Easter, Christmas ( really any holiday ) and also whenever there were issues with cocoa suppliers or when he was coming up with new types/ideas. She said he joked about sending pipe bombs and apparently he smoked like it was the 60s, he had a receding hairline by 25 and last time I was over at her house he speaks like a MAFIA BOSS about competitors and sounds EXACTLY like a small-town store owner when ( GENERIC STORE CHAIN ) moves into their sleepy town in a movie.

@kalimaude3532 3 ай бұрын

It's like the kind of clipped and overly polite conversations you have when you're in public with someone you absolutely loathe, and only those, were cut out of a whole mess of deeply unethical backbiting and double-dealing and swearing like fishmongers, and presented to us on their own. You can really feel the seething anger that happens just offscreen from these interactions. Probably, people have died. The chocolate game is an unforgiving one. And the guy at the center of this web of hostility is named Silly Zonka Wonka. Sublime.

@Xeronoia 3 ай бұрын

Hershey used to hire assassins and stole recipes/sabotaged rival companies.

@JacobKinsley Ай бұрын

@@Xeronoia Funny how they did all that and their chocolate still tastes like dogshit. Actually that makes perfect sense that they'd have to rely on that to remain relevant.

@naansoos798 10 күн бұрын

@@JacobKinsley I'm not sure what constitutes as horrible chocolate but I'll say Cadbury remains one of the many best

@Fluwufy 3 ай бұрын

YESS I AM SO EXCITED i got my bag of limes ready and everything

@aidan1202googs 3 ай бұрын

bruh

@Sporkyyyy 3 ай бұрын

I love that pfp! 💜

@JacobKinsley 19 күн бұрын

I have a bag of limes I haven't eaten yet, I used one for a salad like a week ago.

@speenman 3 ай бұрын

great scott... simultaneous skye4 and dumptruck long edit uploads... what a truly wonderful time to be alive...

@Oldass_Deadass_dumbass_channel 3 ай бұрын

Born to late to commit atrocities in faraway places, born to early to die in space. Born just in time to use the KZfaq funni man to avoid the bad thoughts.

@kyranmeek6944 3 ай бұрын

Okay so we’re all seeing the same channels. They deserve it :)

@skipmanghondarg 3 ай бұрын

@@kyranmeek6944 it's the *"(long edit)"* in the end that does it, isn't it?

@wealthybone2990 3 ай бұрын

Who is dumptruck?

@Sen_1491 3 ай бұрын

@@wealthybone2990 only the best jerma long edit creator

@nvm4254 3 ай бұрын

Jerma is the evil chocliatier that lives in Willy Wonka's walls, we found the true identity of the Unknown

@Attakijing 3 ай бұрын

average dumptruck edit: 80% gameplay 20% jokes average skye4 edit: 95% jerma being flustered and embarrassed

@JacobKinsley 19 күн бұрын

Edging vs gooning material

@mpkp2011 3 ай бұрын

God I love that this game had gambling in it for absolutely no reason. Mr Green can't help but escape

@nicksterpick 3 ай бұрын

putting this in my gamblecore playlist NOW

@jeremytitus9519 3 ай бұрын

He likes to cut limes in to quarters and make strangers suck the limes while he looks them in the eyes and says “Make it good and sour for the big man”.

@bubblinebee 3 ай бұрын

@soggos732 3 ай бұрын

@schlomper 3 ай бұрын

@observer2379 3 ай бұрын

@Whatsuppbuddies 3 ай бұрын

@alizardinyourroom1361 2 ай бұрын

This devolved from like a cute, chill stream into the funniest stream ever holy shit

@Sporkyyyy 3 ай бұрын

omg the wormhole edit at 2:08:09 was so perfect

@Andypls 3 ай бұрын

its always crazy to me how ur able to find context for bits that happen on stream even when the vods are like a million years old lol its my favorite part of these

@Cameron_43 3 ай бұрын

Let's get married bro

@Andypls 3 ай бұрын

@@Cameron_43 sure lets do it

@Cameron_43 3 ай бұрын

@@Andypls For our honeymoon I was thinking like, maybe a candlelit McDonald's dinner. Or we could get some romantic pictures in the Target parking lot

@Andypls 3 ай бұрын

@@Cameron_43 OMG how can I say no to that 😻

@Cameron_43 3 ай бұрын

@@Andypls 🌹🌹♥️❤️Happy one day anniversary

@IzzoSkizzy 3 ай бұрын

thank you silly zonka wonka

@quitian9596 3 ай бұрын

A fine Sunday afternoon and my favourite jerma vid editor uploads the Mr green origin story vod edit

@gwahh 3 ай бұрын

this is my favorite jerma stream, thanks for editing it! (and for including the bit at the end with the loans, something that was sorely missing from the original highlights on the 2ndJerma channel)

@muttnick 2 ай бұрын

sometimes i forget i actually watched this man learn what magnetism is live on stream. thank you, skye

@HowNeatImImpressed Ай бұрын

I put this on while I slept and I wake up and of course he’s gambling on game

@fritzy8318 20 күн бұрын

In not on.

@mauricenun2 3 ай бұрын

IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS YAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ur edit of this stream was too elite no other chocolatier edit satisfied me

@kiwamihollie 3 ай бұрын

i manifested this cos i had a lime with my pad thai 2 weeks ago

@phoenixyip8935 Ай бұрын

Jerma getting frustrated with made up people on his head never ceases to amuse me

@JacobKinsley Ай бұрын

Jesus this was streamed in 2021, I'm gonna cry it felt like yesterday I first watched this

@Lilly-qt4yy 3 ай бұрын

I want you to know how special this video is to me and how much I already value it. Thank you for making this.

@definitelyhooman7939 3 ай бұрын

I have been anticipating this part 2 with more interest than any game direct

@Bluepheonix0513 3 ай бұрын

I NEED A TIMESTAMP FOR THE JERMA SNEEZE 41:48

@Sporkyyyy 3 ай бұрын

Yay more Chocolatier! Perfect thing to watch after a sleepy morning thanks to daylight savings, thank you!

@ashlilly3071 2 ай бұрын

GRAYFRUIT MENTIONED!!!!!

@ReifinDFanchon 3 ай бұрын

One small step for man. One giant investment for MR. FUCKING GREENZ!

@theloserclub3069 3 ай бұрын

2:44:13 grayfruit raid, all hail fruit man

@averagefearoftheocean3005 2 ай бұрын

hail to the king

@observer2379 3 ай бұрын

When the harvest is plentiful !

@Spartan31590 3 ай бұрын

One of the most underrated content creators. Keep it going, that shit is bussin

@john_smith_john 3 ай бұрын

you don't even know what underrated means. this video cannot even be rated by anyone in the first place

@Oldass_Deadass_dumbass_channel 3 ай бұрын

@@john_smith_johnhey man, they were probably referring to the fact skye4 has less than 40k subs. They literally said "content creators", not "video" Stop being such a redditor, lmao.

@jackmalcolm 3 ай бұрын

@@john_smith_johnthey didn’t say this video, also anyone can rate anything.

@Spartan31590 3 ай бұрын

I must have missed the youtube rating system then@@john_smith_john

@npenplz 3 ай бұрын

@@john_smith_johni rate this comment a zero out of seven

@Theredmengroup 3 ай бұрын

Jerma gambling streams are honestly his best

@PlusRyan-de9ng 3 ай бұрын

Babe wake up new sky4 upload

@underseaowl7440 3 ай бұрын

this was my favorite stream thank you for making this more accessible

@Fitzgerald934 3 ай бұрын

Great upload thank you i was looking at just the stream but these edits are amazing!

@carateca2512 3 ай бұрын

Great edit. Thanks for the vid!

@SneakyDingo 3 ай бұрын

BIG - was waiting for this!

@HalfLifer81 3 ай бұрын

Hell yeah, I was waiting for this. Thanks for all the hard work

@campbell1232 3 ай бұрын

thank you so much for the upload, i know its a labor of love and on god i know i needed it this week lol

@dymaxion3988 3 ай бұрын

Hmm, yes, Tokyo tower. 1949. I don’t see any problems here

@2boots4u02 3 ай бұрын

FINALLY, been waiting for this

@butterfingersman 3 ай бұрын

yess!!! i love jerma's chocolatier streams so much, thank you!

@Duskusbunny 3 ай бұрын

this just in, ZILLIONAIRE streamer JERMA985 BLOWS MILLIONS ON GAMBLING IN VEGAS

@jakelastname3974 3 ай бұрын

goated upload thank you

@sheevpalps66 3 ай бұрын

200k limes over 3 years is about 182 limes a day.

@El__Wiwi 3 ай бұрын

this feels like a wii game

@applesaucemorton5443 3 ай бұрын

thanks so much for this seriously

@sandoh9500 3 ай бұрын

YESSS I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!! THX SKYE4

@TheWizardofLimes 3 ай бұрын

This is one of my favorite streams ever done.

@sk8stan 3 ай бұрын

Thank you so much for taking the time to edit and upload this

@JacobKinsley Ай бұрын

I've been eating dark chocolate so I eat less milk chocolate and this game is making me bite the sides of my mouth wanting to taste milk chocolate

@JacobKinsley 18 күн бұрын

A good life hack for anyone doing similar is to make a big bowl of salty popcorn and bite a single sliver of dark chocolate as you munch a ton of popcorn and it's like a healthy variant of a chocolate cornflake bar

@alizardinyourroom1361 3 ай бұрын

Yay you made it!!! I'm so happy :3

@milkdoglol 3 ай бұрын

loved the wormhole edit. nice touch, Skye

@aisdjsiasiodjisoajd7698 3 ай бұрын

I have been waiting for dis…

@soggos732 3 ай бұрын

this is the greatest channel on youtube

@wealthybone2990 3 ай бұрын

I swear Jerma is a character in every game.

@ecciq Ай бұрын

Its always a nice and fun stream until chat starts complaining about him playing whatever silly game he’s playing

@scraf7207 3 ай бұрын

Was worried if we were ever going to see this, thankyou Skye

@NigelMelanisticSmith 2 ай бұрын

Only Zonka Wonka could let Whisky expire lol

@TwoDerrick 3 ай бұрын

fuck. yes. THANK YOU. I've been waiting for this one

@elliemalmrose4764 3 ай бұрын

i was not ready for how out of nowhere the "im getting sucked into a wormhole!!!" bit was

@Hazelnut51000 3 ай бұрын

12:50 he’s talking about shitting in a litterbox isn’t he

@davidgjam7600 3 ай бұрын

Jerma is too good at those mom minigames

@midgematic8659 3 ай бұрын

I was literally just finishing the last chocolatier upload and clicked on your profile to find the next one. Happy to say you’ve made my day my friend. Subscribbled for more Mr. Green 2.0

@vcr53wus 3 ай бұрын

Thank you skye! Relieving my jerma retirement depression

@Witchsuki 3 ай бұрын

yay! another edit form the best gal thankies

@adamblance_nihongo 3 ай бұрын

This is my favourite Jerma stream

@ar1456 2 ай бұрын

Skye your subtle edits are so good

@fritzy8318 3 ай бұрын

Yeah sometimes I get mad at people who aren’t real all the time.

@fritzy8318 3 ай бұрын

For reference it’s partially actually getting mad at video game characters and partially getting mad at the fictives in my did system

@webpombo7765 Ай бұрын

I am SO happy to witness the return of Mr. Green

@TurboSpaceKitten Ай бұрын

Jerma flying around like taylor swift

@noodlepudding3464 3 ай бұрын

Jerma is so correct about cinnamon coffee except i bring my own cinnamon

@NewbofDooooom 3 ай бұрын

This is my favorite stream he’s ever done, he’s in his lime

@jackmalcolm 3 ай бұрын

This game seems so stressful Edit: Never mind, the casino is player favoured lmao

@totororaptors 3 ай бұрын

FINALLY

@michael120. 3 ай бұрын

i dont get many long edits in my recommended these days, what a pleasant surprise

@notsusanna7485 3 ай бұрын

“You missed a lot of money making yesterday. Yes and gambling- but we aren’t doing that today.” 🤨 not possible. edit: yeah he’s gambling now

@carateca6676 3 ай бұрын

Hey Skye, I really like your long edit style and I'd like to do the same for the streamers I like. I'm not experienced with editing a lot, so I hope you don't mind me asking: do you write timestamps down and then cut it to the timestamp or do you just watch the stream directly on your video editor and go trimming as you can. Or is your proccess something else entirely? Hope I'm not bothering!

@skye4 2 ай бұрын

I just pull up the VOD in a video editor and chop it down as I watch through it.

@bugdomrulez 3 ай бұрын

i agree with him on brawl i brought my game disc to surf camp so i could play it at my friend's house after we'd finished and it was the best shit ever

@JacobKinsley 19 күн бұрын

Brawl is the best game if you're playing it for fun ie: you aren't a virgin

@Freezie455 3 ай бұрын

2:36:25 round about here he keeps complaining about bad rng and throwing away ingredients even though he should’ve noticed the thing he throws away would’ve finished a batch if he’d had any working eyeballs i love this clueless man but sometimes it can be painful to watch lmao

@Freezie455 3 ай бұрын

and before anyone says it, they didn’t HAVE to be color coded.. it just gives you extra if it is. not getting the lucky Omega package on every single platter is not “bad rng” plus sometimes it was the right color and he threw it out anyways